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    I thought of a labyrinth of labyrinths, of one sinuous spreading labyrinth that would encompass the past and the future and in some way involve the stars.

    — Jorge Luis Borges, The Garden of Forking Paths

    A collection of multiversal works revolving around Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Fell, with the original timeline being Vine Slips of a Strange God. All other works within are multiverse variants of the original characters.

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    Professors Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Fell do not like each other.

    They despise one another.

    In fact, most would more than likely describe them as being mortal enemies if nothing else.

    Rivals in their field of Philosophy at a prestigious university, they clash in nearly every sense of the word, doing their absolute best to either 1) go out of their way to metaphorically rip the each other to shreds, or 2) aggressively and/or spitefully avoid the other.

    So what happens when one of them is rather unexpectedly chosen as Head of Department over the other?

    Tensions— inevitably and ineffably— reach a breaking point.

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    A human AU based on the prompts from the Ineffable Prompt A-Thon!

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    Hedonia: the state of comfort, pleasure, and enjoyment. From the Greek word hēdonē, meaning "pleasure", and also the root of the word hedonism, the pursuit of pleasure and sensual self indulgence.

    A decadently hedonistic, omegaverse mafia AU centering pleasure, sex, and polyamory against the background of organized crime, and one of the multiversal variants of Vine Slips of a Strange God.

    Featured pairings: Lucifer/Crowley, Aziraphale/Crowley and eventual Lucifer/Aziraphale and endgame Lucifer/Crowley/Aziraphale.

    *This series will NOT feature pregnancy of any kind*

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    “Good evening” Jayce murmured under his breath, too quick for Viktor to catch.
    “Hello, Jayce” he put on a polite smile. Trying his best to not look like a nervous mess, he clasped his hands together, afraid his hands would shake like being in a job interview.
    “Thank you for packing those” Jayce lifted all the 3 bags in one hand. Was ready to turn around on his heels and dip– it felt uncomfortable for him. Oh he must be dating someone then.

    “Jayce, I'd like to talk if you don’t mind,” he said quickly before Jayce left. Jayce stood in shock, Viktor never wanted to talk, not after divorce. He thought they would never talk, Viktor thought that too.

    “About?” He looked confused and scared. Viktor wanted to comfort him that he doesn’t want their marriage back. That he can date as much as his heart content. The anger is reeling its head back, ugly and twisted in his stomach.

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    24 May 2026

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    Aziraphale asked Crowley to be friends with benefits, emphasis on the friends, and Crowley is fine with that. Completely fine. He’s more than content staying just friends, Aziraphale's probably the best friend he's ever had.

    Which is why he said yes. He’s just being a good friend. A best friend. A best friend who would never, not in a million years, pass up an opportunity to kiss him. Crowley’s notes app has been hearing about that perfect cupid’s bow for over half a decade, and now he knows what it tastes like. He’ll let Aziraphale have him any way he wants.

    And as it turns out, Aziraphale wants to have him in a lot of ways. It’s been an eventful three months.

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    20 May 2026

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    14 Apr 2026

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    CSS & HTML code illiterate but want to add socmed elements amongst other interesting elements in your work? The Idiot™ pertained in the title? Then this Idiot's Incomprehensible Guide is for you! Alternatively, an autobiographical exploit and documentation into learning CSS and HTML in AO3 through the guide of other authors written in a third person perspective. If you found this, I'm so sorry. I'm publishing this so it doesn't get deleted.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    It’s the trial of the century: bestselling mystery author Anthony Crowley stands accused of poisoning his former lover. He’s got means (arsenic), motive (the breakup), and opportunity (a meeting the night of the murder); his guilt seems certain.

    Certain, that is, to everyone except Lord Aziraphale Eastgate, rare book collector and amateur detective. Aziraphale’s not sure why he’s so convinced of Crowley’s innocence, but he’s determined to save him from the gallows--by finding the real murderer before it’s too late.

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    07 Apr 2026