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    Crowley gets day drunk. Aziraphale makes a pie. YouTube loves them.
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    “Is this all it takes to get you to open up on camera? A little bit of wine and a pear as a snack?”

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    "If the account given in Genesis is really true, ought we not, after all, to thank this serpent? He was the first schoolmaster, the first advocate of learning, the first enemy of ignorance, the first to whisper in human ears the sacred word liberty, the creator of ambition, the author of modesty, of inquiry, of doubt, of investigation, of progress and of civilization."
    --Robert Green Ingersoll

     
    (Or: An Ineffable Husbands Animal AU)

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    Lucifer/Good Omens crossover. Lucifer is watching Trixie when he finds a snake on the beach.

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    An angel's touch can make a demon remember Heaven, which is why demons avoid them at all costs.
    But Crowley craves Aziraphale's touch more than anything in the world.

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    “Look, if anyone can joke about being damned, it’s me.” Crowley waves his arm about, gesturing to his haphazard limbs sprawling everywhere on the couch. “Demon, me, damned for all eternity…. And really, angel, it’s not so bad once you get used to it.”

    The words are out of Aziraphale’s mouth before he can stop them. “But if you weren’t…”

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    Miss Fell is a young, somewhat innocent woman living in London and doing her best to do good.

    One day while she is walking through Hyde Park, she comes across a dark stranger in the middle of a storm. Who is this tall and handsome man and why does he make her feel so… wanted.

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    Onscreen, the interviewer gave a blinding smile and then said, “Mr. Dowling, since I have the privilege of being the first to interview you, I get to ask— what inspired you to write your novel?” 

    “I had a bit of an odd childhood,” Warlock said slowly, his head tilted slightly.  “While I was living here I had a nanny who took care of me for a few years, and she… inspired a bit about Ms. Cassandra in my novel.  Likewise, inspiration for Mr. Felix came from my family’s gardener when I was a kid.”  His lips twitched into a tiny, fond smile.  “They were a bit of an odd pair, Nanny Ash and Brother Francis, but they had a pretty big impact on me.  I guess you could say a little of the novel was inspired by what I wish my childhood could have been like— just a bit special and fantastical.” 

    The TV screen went black, and Crowley looked down at his fingers, frozen in a snap.  He had miracled the news off without even realizing. 

    Crowley leaned back against the couch and then ran a hand over his face.  “Bloody fucking hell,” he whispered.  

    [Warlock writes a book, and reunites with some old friends]

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    Crowley’s lips quivered. With his eyes hidden, Aziraphale couldn’t tell if he was trying to hold back a smile or a frown. “God’s wounds, angel, I suppose I have no choice.”

    “No choice in what, exactly?” said Aziraphale, trying not to be offended at the curse. Crowley was far too good at puffing up his feathers, as it were. “Don’t be cryptic, my dear. It doesn’t suit you.”

    Crowley let out a long breath through his nose. “Well, come on, then,” he said, and yanked Aziraphale by the arm down the nearest side street.

    (On a certain day in 1601, Aziraphale finds out about Crowley's less-than-savory hobbies. The knowledge has an unexpected effect on him.)

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    Durante los siglos Crowley y Aziraphale se encuentran y hay un tema recurrente entre ellos: las estrellas.

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    Crowley gives a young mother advise on how to help alleviate a teething infant.

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    A teacher meets a Nanny while raising the anti-chirst, will love, lust or sin prevail.

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    It starts, as it ends, with fire. Or, Crowley and his various “christenings” throughout history: in the pool of boiling sulfur, in the Flood, at the hands of John the Baptist, and in hellfire.

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    This is an American High School AU no one asked for. Set in the mid to late 2000's in New Jersey because I truly could not be bothered to look up english high school info or fathom what its like now, so you get my high school experience with characters who do not deserve this bullshit. Again Im sorry

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    Aziraphale and Crowley, learning each other. There is more to intimacy than sex, thank Somebody.

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    Collections of stories of the nanny and the gardener who decided to watch over and raise the Antichrist, along with developing their relationship with one another.

    And the sort of nonsense they'd somehow get themselves into while trying to actually do their jobs.

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    In the aftermath of the Armageddon-that-wasn’t, Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves spending more and more time with each other, yet they‘re still both struggling with their increasing feelings for one another. As expected, their newfound peace doesn’t last long and they make an unlikely ally when Heaven and Hell attempt to drag them back to their respective ‘homes.’

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    During the first years that I loved this book, before the TV version, the only imagery that I had was that of the Bible, Dante, and Milton. (That is, apart from the beautiful wood-block style illuminations in the book itself, which the authors were not allowed to keep when they changed publishers.) This is what the story looked like in my head all those years, when I was trying to answer the following questions:

    How did Crowley end up Below?

    If Aziraphale is supposed to be guarding the Tree of Life, what’s he doing in London?

    What’s the deal with Crowley and the houseplants?

    Why is Aziraphale a Principality, when the Bible clearly says Cherubim?

    These are my answers. I hope that you enjoy.

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    When Beelzebub called on Crowley, he knew he was in trouble. An unlikely friendship made his punishment both the best and the worst one he’d ever gotten.

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    The apocalypse has come early. A missing Sword and a stolen tome are the first dominoes dropped in a winding trail that will ultimately culminate in the world going up in holy flames. And what stands between us and total immolation? A reluctant Demon, a crotchety Angel, and six millennia worth of unaddressed emotional baggage.

    ... We don't stand a chance, do we?

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    Crowley and Aziraphale have decided it is time to have The Talk with their pre-sneeagers. Much embarrassment and bumbling ensues.

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