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    Crowley and Aziraphale are neighbours. And...it does not go at all well, until it does.

    A human AU in which Aziraphale is a bookseller, Crowley is a drummer, and they are both petty disasters in the worst/best way.

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    “So what’s your deal?” asked Crowley.
    “My-my-my deal?” Aziraphale stammered. “I’m a bookseller, is my deal.”
    “Oh,” they replied, sounding as uninterested as it was possible to sound.
    “It’s just, I couldn’t help overhearing, and --” Aziraphale swallowed hard. “You really are an accomplished musician. But I thought -- for after eleven PM -- perhaps we could reach some arrangement?”
    “Arrangement?”
    Aziraphale felt his his smile turning forced. “Such as, perhaps, playing the drums *before* eleven? Instead of after?”
    Crowley stared blankly at him. In fact he stared for so long that Aziraphale briefly wondered if he'd lapsed into ancient Greek again, which he was known to do in bad dreams or during panic attacks.

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    In the bookshop, Aziraphale wants to share an epiphany, but Crowley has an interpretation of his own to share...

    Rated M for language and implied sexual content.

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    To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash your own… You are an arsehole! Unfortunately for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. If you have any problems with this, come see me in 301.

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    Aziraphale has a new neighbor, and they certainly don't start off on the right foot.

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    Angel, d’you realise it was on this day we shagged for the first time in Rome?
    Crowley doesn't intend to tell Aziraphale that he's been mentally ticking the calendar for the last two thousand years. But it should come as no surprise that Aziraphale, of course, surprises him.
    Sussex, 2020

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    An AU where Aziraphale and Crowley are students at Hogwarts. Some themes will connect to HP canon, such as the professors, but the main cast will all be replaced with GO's and a couple OCs (just to fill some gaps) Tags will be updated as the fic continues.

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    6/?
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    The former Prince of Hell fell again -- from demon to human -- and swore she'd never regret it for a minute. But small children are hard on marriages (especially when both Heaven and Hell might still be keen on annexing a possible new Antichrist), communication isn't always easy, and does this dress make her bum look big?

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    "Scones came in so many lovely varieties, especially if you traveled the world. The light, flaky kind with jam and clotted cream, denser types with so many creative uses of fruit and icing, even savory ones with bacon or other similarly delicious items. Aziraphale had happily tried them all.

    However, he had not tried—and did not wish to try—the kind of scone that abruptly sprouts legs, pincers, and then scuttles sideways off the table."

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    Crowley can't resist baiting his angel. Especially if the bait involves delivering a cheesy punchline dressed in nothing but flowers from his garden.

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    Lucifer, Amenadiel, and Chloe had come up with a plan. Now, that wasn't to say it was a good plan, or even foolproof, but it was a tangible plan that would probably not fail.

    A surprise guest appearance throws a wrench in that plan.

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    The Tadfield base turned out to be a S.H.I.E.L.D. base. The Avengers watch footage from the cameras and decide to investigate. Crowley and Aziraphale decide to have some fun.

    Or the ineffable husbands decide to prank Earth's mightiest heroes because it's about time they have some fun.

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    Crowley, being the type who rarely plans things through, finally screws up to the point of no fixture.

    After getting caught stealing a precious map from Beelzebub, Crowley is forced to wait till his punishment is decided. However, he knows he won't be getting out of this one alive.

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    As you know, dinosaurs have never existed. The fossilized bones humans are so obsessed with are a mysterious, ethereal joke paleontologists just haven't seen yet... but things have changed.

    Ten years after the world failed to end scientists in Costa Rica have claimed to "resurrect" the prehistoric beasts in the interests of delighting children and immense profits. Aziraphale and Crowley are the only two residents of Earth who know how impossible this should all be and take it upon themselves to come out of retirement and investigate what is going on on Isla Nublar.

    What could go wrong?

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    Crowley talks Aziraphale into taking a plunge.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale, in their South Downs cottage, team up after Crowley's attempt at neighborhood garden espionage.

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    He was funny, he was fussy, he was kind, he was derisive, he was generous, he was hoggish and Crowley was completely and utterly fucked. Sadly only metaphorically.

    This is the story of Crowley, a coffee shop employee and Aziraphale, a delivery driver, of them falling in love and being in a relationship. This is all soft fluff with a hearty helping of loving smut, so if thats your cup of hot drink, come on in!

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    137
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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    After the setback at Warlock's birthday party, the Husbands find a mutually satisfying way to vent their frustrations..

    That sounds like a very thin plot, and, honestly, there is no plot. At all. I have zero excuses. They bicker and have some switch-tastic, crack-tacular fun with their plug-'n-play genitals. That's it, folks. Enjoy the romp!

    This is my third and final contribution to the #Whitesuitcrowley event, and it also covers my Good Omens Bingo squares "Books" and "Discord".

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    When Aziraphale is being taken care of by a substitute for his usual tailor, he is getting much more than just his new suit fitted.

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    Thirsty tailor's patron wants to thoroughly get his seams checked.

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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series which continued for over a year.

    There won't be any other regular updates, but I'm not discounting the possibility of the odd chapter happening in future if inspiration strikes. For now I'm calling it a completed work. But feel free to keep sending me prompts. You might inspire something more. Thanks for all the love.

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    Crowley wakes up on the bookshop sofa and decides to add a bit of comedy to his day by encouraging the rain!

    Written for the 2021 Good Omens Celebration prompt Comedy. :)

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    12
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    53
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    2
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