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    Crackfic based on (1) real mediaeval illuminated manuscript illustration and (2) real mediaeval historical events, with 2 ineffable incompetents dropped into the mix...

    ‘Aziraphale blinked muzzily, trying to remember where he was, who he was, and what shape he was supposed to be. After checking he hadn’t accidentally formed into a mass of twirling wheels and eyes in his sleep (he hadn’t, but it wouldn’t be the first time he’d let his corporation slip while in a drunken stupor), he stretched and yawned wide.

    Then he looked up. And screamed.

    “CROWLEY!”

    “SsssswhAT!?” Crowley slid off the table onto the floor in a tangle of limbs and attempted to work out which way was up again. “Wassa problem?”

    “What did we DO?”

    “Got disgracefully drunk, I’d say.” Crowley replied blearily, rubbing at his head. “Shhhh, too loud.”

    “BUT THE BISHOP, CROWLEY, WHAT DID WE DO TO THE BISHOP?”

    “Got miserable old Stoneface drunk too, din’ we?”

    “CROWLEY! LOOK AT HIM!”

    Crowley looked in the direction that Aziraphale’s trembling finger was pointing.

    “Oh f***.”’

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    Six Thousand Years of Crowley Being Soft and Taking Care of Kids.
    (And Six Thousand Years of Aziraphale Taking in and Protecting Outcasts.)

    Scene 3: Sodom and Gomorrah. Crawley and Aziraphale save some sinners.

    “Would you believe me if I said ‘God’s a bit tetchy’?”

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    Aziraphale adops a kitten.
    Crowley doesn't care for it that much. Or at all, for that matter.
    For now.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale sneak off to have a nighttime picnic. Under cover of darkness, they can relax, enjoy themselves, and feed each other chocolates.

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    Crowley discovers that he and his husband now have groupies in Hell. And they have a very specific request.

    Vexed angel, sly demon, the dinner guests from Hell and a finishing flourish of Copper's trademark Between The Lines Smut.

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    Crowley misbehaves at dinner.

    Aziraphale gives him a gentle reminder of who's in charge...

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are neighbours. And...it does not go at all well, until it does.

    A human AU in which Aziraphale is a bookseller, Crowley is a drummer, and they are both petty disasters in the worst/best way.

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    “So what’s your deal?”
    “My-my-my deal?” Aziraphale stammered. “I’m a bookseller, is my deal.”
    “Oh,” Crowley replied, sounding as uninterested as it was possible to sound.
    “It’s just, I couldn’t help overhearing, and --” Aziraphale swallowed hard. “You really are an accomplished musician. But I thought -- for after 11PM -- perhaps we could reach some arrangement?”
    “Arrangement?”
    Aziraphale felt his his smile turning forced. “Such as, perhaps, playing the drums *before* eleven? Instead of after?”
    Crowley stared blankly at him. In fact he stared for so long that Aziraphale briefly wondered if he'd lapsed into ancient Greek again, which he was known to do in bad dreams or during panic attacks.

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    In which Amara doesn't bring back Mary, she brings back John Winchester.

    Dean is uncertain what Amara's meaning is when she brings John back, and struggles with coming to terms with the new family dynamic. Sam tries harder to keep the peace than he used to, and Cas does not get along with John at all- though he tries. Testosterone is at an all-time high as these four men struggle to coexist in the hunting world with very different ideologies.

    We explore just how much the brothers have changed in the ten years without their father's guidance, the trauma they still haven't resolved, and the feelings that Dean and Cas hold for one another despite the very real and new barrier that is John.

    This story begins 12x01 and ends around 13x06

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    Crawly and Aziraphale meet each other in Babylon at Alexander's court, both of them being sent by their respective sides to... basically do the same thing. Which is support the young ruler in his campaigns.
    Aziraphale suspects Crawly of foul play while Crawly tries to come up with an idea to get Hell to stop wasting so much of his time.

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    Written for The Days of Our Lives Zine.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale like to spend their Sundays just hanging out. On this particular Sunday, though, Crowley is restless and needs something to do with his hands. Aziraphale has a suggestion.

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    Crowley is obsessed with something. But what? And how can he make it happen?

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    49
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    Aziraphale said dismissively, “Crowley-”

    Crowley reached out and snatched his wrist, “I’ll do it.”

    “What?”

    “I’ll do it. Lessons. Or whatever,” Crowley grit out, “I’ll… try to be a good person. Maybe.”

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    Crowley wakes up from an accidental four-day nap and decides to make Aziraphale breakfast as an apology for oversleeping. But Aziraphale would much rather have something else—namely, hugs.

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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series which continued for over a year.

    There won't be any other regular updates, but I'm not discounting the possibility of the odd chapter happening in future if inspiration strikes. For now I'm calling it a completed work. But feel free to keep sending me prompts. You might inspire something more. Thanks for all the love.

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    Phoenix_Soar's summary:

    Aziraphale comes to save Crowley from superstitious villagers, but the Demon doesn’t make it easy for him

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    Crowley can’t stop creating mayhem after the post-Apocanot, upsetting Aziraphale.
    The angel enlists a psychiatrist, which only makes things worse.
    What will it take for Crowley to heal, and to stop escalating his behaviours?

    Theme Notes:
    This fic is an exploration of what it’s like to have PTSD and RSD (rejection sensitivity dysphoria). It is not a commentary on, nor is it intended to represent a specific personality disorder; it’s simply an example of what it’s like to live with past rejection and emotional and psychological abuse.

    Tag Notes:
    Apart from the ‘verbal abuse’ and ‘alcohol abuse’ tags, the abuse and trauma tags refer to past abuse from Heaven and Hell, although specifics aren’t talked about. For the ‘verbal abuse’ tag, Crowley imagines God verbally abusing him. The ‘alcohol abuse’ tag is the mention of Crowley wanting to get drunk and black out because he is upset, but he doesn’t actually drink. The ‘manipulative relationship’ tag applies to Crowley’s behaviours, acting out of self-defense, & Aziraphale’s behaviours in trying to protect him.

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    Crowley has a spark of inspiration and decides to play a prank on Hell.

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    Exhausted by all the excitement with the church and the Nazis, Aziraphale falls asleep mid-conversation. Crowley talks to him while he sleeps. To his surprise, Aziraphale talks back.

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    Crowley visits the A&E with an embarrassing problem ... or is it?

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    when Aziraphale is called to perform an exorcism on a demonically possessed human, he finds a rather familiar demonic presence. On the way home, Crowley decides to do some angelic tempting to their mutual enjoyment and things get a little spicy. More crack flavoured fluffsmut, my NSFW contribution for The Ineffable Con 3 zine.

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