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    Death Eaters strike BACK! Order of the Phoenix is declared a terrorist organization. Can Harry and his friends survive the viscous onslaught of slander, frameups, death, and destruction? Can they even hope to fight it? Post-GoF 6th & 7th year R/Hr

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    English
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    267,570
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    10481
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    I identify heavily with Lance, and my bisexual ass would sleep with basically everyone if I could. So I'm projecting onto my favorite character. This is just a Lance sleeping around fic or talking about past sexual encounters, basically. No smut the first chapter though.

    The chapter titles will indicate what the pairing is if there is sexual happenings. If it is not titled with "Whoever and Lance" then it is not a sexual chapter.

    Have fun!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,523
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    606
    Kudos:
    762
    Bookmarks:
    80
    Hits:
    20484
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    How bad can Izuku's luck get? Or is it good luck? It's summer vacation with Izuku Midoriya and as he thought it was going to be a quiet summer instead turned into a summer of mishaps, misadventures, and romance when his mother told him about a certain group of foreign girls coming for a homestay. {Modern?AU} {Izuku x Team RWBY} {Harem}

    Update on 1/14/19: So This Happens...And Then Some! (Blake x Izuku)
    Update on 1/15/19: The Faunus and The Deku (Part I) (Blake x Izuku)

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    English
    Words:
    9,450
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    793
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    "It’s like a newsreel in his head, continually scrolling across his mind’s eye: LOCAL TWINK SUGGESTS BENEFITS TO FRIENDSHIP, ACCIDENTALLY FALLS IN LOVE. WHEN INTERVIEWED, THE CONSCIENCE OF THE SELF-PROCLAIMED SLUT ONLY HAD ONE THING TO SAY: “Whoops???” As a wise man once said, Steve will keep all his emotions right here and then, one day, he’ll die. He’s Irish and everything, so the quote completely applies to him…"
    Meet. Date. Fall in love. Get married, buy a house, get a dog/cat/bird/ect, discuss children either because you want to have them or you’re going to have them (whoops), have said children. Watch said children grow up and go to college and make some of the dumb mistakes you once made. Get some grandkids along the way. Grow old together and romantically die in your sleep on the same night. But, the most important thing is this: Meet, date, fall in love, then have kids.
    Steve never was good at following the rules. Bucky's just along for the ride.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    113,151
    Chapters:
    21/35
    Comments:
    401
    Kudos:
    405
    Bookmarks:
    74
    Hits:
    9436
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    A look at the early sexual experiences of the younger Pines Twins, with others and each other.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,462
    Chapters:
    2/14
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    236
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    It's 2008 and graduate student Armitage Hux has no idea why hes still hanging out with that nerd of a second year Ben Solo. Surely he had better things to do that sit around planning Dungeons & Dragons adventures with this not-at-all-attractive Alpha who he definitely doesn't think about constantly.

    A tale of illness, heartbreak, unexpected gifts, new beginnings, and rediscovery. Featuring two idiots who don't realise how much they love each other until its almost too late.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100,154
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    525
    Kudos:
    591
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    8263
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    Bucky can't believe he waited an hour in the park for Rumlow to stand him up.

    Again...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,636
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    390
    Kudos:
    581
    Bookmarks:
    93
    Hits:
    5350
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    It's been years and Daichi's half sister is back to the countryside after being expelled from her school. There, she meets Sugawara— who still harbors unrequited feelings for his childhood friend— and they hit it off as friends. She's never been interested in having a serious relationship, and he wants to get over his one-sided love, so they agree on being friends with benefits.

    They thought nothing could go wrong— a clean cut when they got tired of the other— but they couldn't have been more wrong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,452
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    882
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    There are joys to be found in agony, heartache to be brought into a more beautiful light.

    No one can unring this bell
    Unsound this alarm, unbreak my heart new
    God knows, I am dissonance
    Waiting to be swiftly pulled into tune

    I’ll go anywhere you want
    Anywhere you want me

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,334
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    151
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    4294
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    Jughead's acting weird, and Sweet Pea goes to investigate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,926
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    441
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    A short little blurb of Ed and the reader being very intimate.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    244
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    112
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    La solitaria vida de Izuku da un giro de 180 ℃ cuando adopta a dos mascotas híbridas, un agresivo perro llamado Kacchan y un taciturno gato de nombre Shoto. Midoriya se encarga de criarlos con mucho afecto y amor desde que son cachorros, pero cuando crecen y alcanzan la etapa de madurez sexual...

    ¿¿¿Los dos se obsesionan con la idea de hacerlo con su dueño???

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    12,926
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    386
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    Lucio and Nadia have an arrangement. They're marriage is open but they will, out of courtesy, ask the other if they would care to join them if/when they take another lover to bed. When Lucio teasingly asked Nadia for the umpteenth time if she would like to join him and Valerius he really wasn't expecting her to say yes. He also wasn't expecting to become a third wheel at his own threesome!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,855
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    117
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    “Baba, Baba! Look! I found these weird balloons that taste like fruits!”
    “Baby, give that to me. These balloons are just for adults, they're toxic to kids"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    886
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    207
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    While visiting his deceased husband's grave, Hannibal is greeted by a nonchalant grave pisser, but what he doesn't know is that this is not the last time he will have an unexpected encounter with the man.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,388
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    775
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    The pornographic version of GMM, in an alternate reality, is a big hit on YouTube, but where did it all begin? Here’s a story about how Rhett and Link may have first started working together in the GMM porn universe.
    AU where Link, a porn star “Charles Kneel”, and Rhett, a cameraman, are single guys in their twenties who did not grow up together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,487
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    247
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    Ren and Ann are engaged, but that love doesn't mean that Ann can't be shared. Especially with Ryuji and Yusuke, their best friends and favorite guys to have over for the fun of indulging in Ann's gangbang fetish. Anonymous commission.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,212
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1217
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    Nani starts her day off by taking care of business

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,010
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    210
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    “You haven’t said a word since I removed the gag, Eraser.” Yamada pouts, sitting up from where he’s straddling the bounded man’s waist and runs his fingers over his hairy chest. “You know I don’t like being ignored.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,001
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1496
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    Morty was only supposed to be looking for this very specific screwdriver in Rick’s wreckage of a room when he saw the XXL condoms front and center on Rick’s desk, laying innocuously still in their store-bought strip, taunting him.

    Now that Morty was subjected so unfairly by the universe to the very likely exact thickness of Rick’s cock, Morty was not about to let visions of his grandpa’s girthy love limb haunt his nightmares, thank you very much. He grabbed the screwdriver he was told to get, took a small hurdle over an ominous beeping box, and returned to the garage, definitely not thinking about how a penis that big could possibly fit in his butthole.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,244
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    336

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