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    31 Days of Ineffables Advent Calendar Prompt list, from tumblr user Drawlight!

    Mostly comedy and fluff, some historical, some a bit sad, some a lot silly... Honestly, if my Inkt-GO-ber challenge is anything to go by, this could go anywhere . The only guarantee is that it will be unabashedly and relentlessly Christmassy!!!! 😱🌲☃️

    GOOD OMENS CHRISTMAS, HECK YES!!

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    They'd scared off both sides for a while with the body swap, but now the respite is over. If they can shake off their assailants for long enough, which one of them will finally turn and bring about the permanent solution?

    "Aziraphale carefully began to take measure of Crowley's wounds. Most of it seemed centered around his wings which were… Aziraphale cringed. They would take time to heal, but none of the damage was life threatening. He gently ran his hands through the mess of red hair."

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    Crowley worked in Sales. He had never intended to work in Sales. It had just sort of happened. One moment, there he’d been, a newly minted university graduate off to change the world, exquisitely useless Philosophy degree in hand, and now here he was, having sauntered vaguely downwards into a Hell that consisted mainly of cold-calling new customers and sucking up to existing ones.
     
    AU based on The Office.

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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

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    The apocalypse has come early. A missing Sword and a stolen tome are the first dominoes dropped in a winding trail that will ultimately culminate in the world going up in holy flames. And what stands between us and total immolation? A reluctant Demon, a crotchety Angel, and six millennia worth of unaddressed emotional baggage.

    ... We don't stand a chance, do we?

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    It has been six months since the would be War to End everything. Aziraphale and Crowley, dishonourably discharged from their respective offices, have since settled back into their cosy routines on earth. With the winds of change however, come the so far unspoken questions. What manner of life awaits? Are they free at last to truly be with one another? What form does this being ‘together’ take? And what the bloody hell does winebibber mean?

    They are important questions, to be certain. But the end of the world is not something to be delayed by an otherwise minor inconvenience. God’s Ineffable Plan is about to be enacted and the storm what approaches leaves the forces of both Heaven and Hell out in the cold. Their last hope rests, ironically and begrudgingly, with the likes of two redundant and wholly substandard former employees; An angel and a demon that are far more concerned with sorting out their relationship and buckling down for that next glass of wine than dealing with preternatural politics.

    Armageddon is geared for a do-over. A Hell of a time to be taking things to the next level.

    My little continuation on from both the book and the television show. I hope that you enjoy :)

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    This story hinges on several truths:
    1. Crowley and Aziraphale must become "a thing" after the Apocalypse.
    2. Crowley is a hedonist, and Aziraphale is skittish (but sort of wishes he could be a hedonist too).
    3. They enjoy "creature comforts" of Earth.
    4. Gabriel is a prick.
    5. Hastur and Beelzebub are assholes, and kind of clueless.
    6. Agnes Nutter's second volume of prophecies is presumably lost forever.

    This story addresses all of the above. The "real" story is about how to get Nutter's prophecies back from the fire. But more importantly, it explores how Aziraphale begins to "come around" to Crowley's gentle(ish) urging. He learns more about the creature comforts, about "seeking joy" with a lover, and explains his reticence to do so. Lots of good, innuendo-laden talks. No smut, but stay tuned for a sequel!

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    Pre 'On Espionage and Prophecy'.

    Set in 1939, before the outbreak of war with Germany. Eleanor Beezle is part of a team working for Britain's Security Service- a network of spies hunting down threats to the country on home soil.

    When her Division Leader is killed, Beezle needs to track down the last person he had contact with before he died - a nurse at the Royal London Hospital. Bee believes that Violet Rutherford may hold valuable information of the Fifth Column...but Violet is not what she expected.

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    Anthony J Crowley is not made for God’s love, or anyone’s for that matter. At twenty-three the closest thing he’s got to a home is a favourite street corner. A failure in all regards but one, Crowley uses the only skill at his disposal to make a living: his body. It’s not that bad being damned; he’s gotten used to it.

    Aziraphale Lacroix owns a library disguised as a bookshop, and may be a hedonist when it comes to cuisine (Oscar Wilde would approve). One night he spots a certain redhead loitering in the cold, and offers him a place to stay.

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    Drabbles of Good Omens:

    Maggot Husbands,
    Ineffable Beurocracy,
    Ineffable Husband's,
    Other ships-

    Depression has me so damn low right now..

    Hope one of these if anyone reads enjoys it~

    Male Pregnancy warning, rarepairings, Oc kids

    Tags to be added

    Ocs, Uri (BeexGabes child), Jasper-Chase-Aza (HasturxLigurs children) info added at any time their in the fic

    Have an idea-Let me know I'll see what I can do

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    Anthony J. Crowley is a school bad-boy on his final, final, final warning. As an attempt to rid him of his bad influences, he is paired with a quiet bookworm called Aziraphale Z. Fell; a shy boy who struggles with his sexuality in a Catholic boarding school in Oxfordshire. The two teenagers struggle to balance their very different lives, and very different pasts.

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    Aziraphale was reading at his desk in the, mercifully empty, book shop when it happened, and it was startling enough to snap him out of the shamefully dreadful twelfth century Latin translation he was currently wading through and make him stare wildly around the room, the hairs at the nape of his neck standing to creeping attention...

    When the World didn't end after all, things don't quite work out the way that Aziraphale had started to hope that they would.

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    It was at his 60th centennial review—Crowley had prepared a grandiose speech about his work in the Cold War (not him at all), gas prices, and the M-25—when Beezlebub walked into their office and slapped a file into his hands before slouching behind their desk. Which, not-so-shockingly, was made of bones.

    “A seduction?” Crowley said, looking down at the file with a frown. He hadn’t been given a seduction in nearly two thousand years. 

    “Not just any seduction,” Beelzebub said as they flopped into their chair and folded their hands in their lap. 

    Crowley flipped open the file and then nearly dropped it. “You want me to seduce an angel? Why?”

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    Anthony Crowley meets Azira Fell at a wedding. They do not commit to their feelings at first, but they run into each other several times.

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    Crowley doesn’t really want to go to the Royal Ball. Well, he kind of does, but only to annoy his ugly step-siblings Hastur and Ligur.

    It has nothing to do with making his new tartan wearing fairy godmother smile (wiggle) so stop asking already.

    But in an AU where Gabriel is the handsome prince will true love conquer all?

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    I said there'd be more.

    Aziraphale wants to have another go, Crowley wants to indulge his angel, Gabriel isn't particularly happy about any of it, and God super is.

    The ineffable husbands and their girls just being cute and ineffable while they wait for baby #3.

    Title is from the Robbie Williams song 'Cursed' which has nothing in common with GO at all, I just liked the line "Saint Peter's gonna be unfaithful, tell God he's got a dirty angel!"

    Given Aziraphale's commitment to making babies XD

    Many thanks to my beta reader MaxKowarth.

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    As has been previously demonstrated, the universe isn’t completely evil at all times. It has been gracious enough to gift them several nights of peace, happy times and the smell of tea and pine needles and old books.

    This is the last night that the grace is being extended - for tonight, the universe grasps its great fingers against its chess board, the same fingers that have been collecting dust out of boredom for at least a few days now. As they begin their game again, they move a few things to the left.

    (A sequel.)

    (DISCONTINUED.)

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    Based on a tumblr prompt on goodomensprompts. Five times water has caused Aziraphale to worry about Crowley and one time it didn't.

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    He prided himself with an exceptional memory. The sight before him, burning into his eyes, crumbled that pride in an immediate blow.

    Crowley's been Crowley-napped, and Aziraphale is determined to rescue him no matter the risk or cost. Even if it means entering the deepest levels of Hell.

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    After they prevented the apocalypse and escaped execution, Crowley and Aziraphale thought they were safe from the machinations of Heaven and Hell. But there are still some demons with scores to settle - and since the angel and demon have made it clear to the world how far they're willing to go for each other, Hell has plenty of leverage on them.

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