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    You're just trying to get your work done on the slowest day of the week, when suddenly a tall stranger with a charismatic smile bursts into your shop, asking you to hide. What follows changes your life forever.
    Journeying through time and space, you find yourself growing fond of the Doctor and your travels, but you aren't too sure it's a safe lifestyle. As he's oh-too-fond of saying:
    "Anyone who spends time with a man as dangerous as me is bound to get hurt,"
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    “Alright, which sounds better? Still working, should be back in about thirty or Everything’s fine, but there’s just a little delay?”

    “If you send Yang a text that starts with a totally unprompted disclaimer of everything’s fine, but, she’ll immediately assume we’re in trouble,” Blake said. “And have you been writing this entire time? Shouldn’t you be watching the perimeter?”

    “What’s more dangerous right now?” Weiss said testily. “Getting surprised by what Winter called light security, or blowing off dinner with Yang without an halfway-decent excuse?”

    The earpiece went quiet for a few seconds. “How about Home in thirty, work got a little complicated but we’ve got it handled?”

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    A collection of scenarios with the chainsaw man characters. Drabbles may include fluff, hurt/comfort, angst, smut, etc.. Contents of chapters and tw's will be provided for respectfully in the beginning notes.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    20
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    After living in denial for two years, Aaron breaks up with Ben and leaves the village to become himself again - and reconnect with those who matter.

    (Previous title: "What a difference a day makes")

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    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
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    A collection of scenarios with The Witcher characters. Drabbles may include fluff, hurt/comfort, angst, smut, etc.. Contents of chapters and tw's will be provided for respectfully in the beginning notes.

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    1,475
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Hermione Granger constructed a predictable life for herself following the war. However, she realizes that within the constraints of control there is no room for want. In an uncharacteristic move, she flees her life in London to visit Neville, who works as a gardener at the Zabini Estate in Italy. The Estate, now a wellness retreat for elderly witches and wizards, is also the refuge of three of her Slytherin classmates that she has not seen since the war. This is a story of overcoming assumptions, judgmental garden gnomes, flowers, and the quest for contentment.

    **Story will be completed and posted by January 19**

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    Chapters:
    38/40
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    Tentatively, he spreads his fingers out until his whole palm is pressed against the armor. The magic makes it heavier to hold but comes with a certain kind of spark. Something hard to replicate. He wonders if it somehow feels warm when Ren wears it and feels silly when he finds himself hoping it does.

    Something other than logic compels him to ask.

    “Let me arm you, er, put your armor on you… my king.” He stammers through the proposition.
    ---

    Martyn comes up with the idea of helping Ren with his armor. A story told in the yes' and the no's of getting close enough to kill but instead offering more protection.

    Additional tags will be added as chapters go up. Updates every tuesday because Last Life won't be doing so anymore lol (cries).

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    Chapters:
    9/10
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    If nobody else, McGee should've known this.

    At least, that's what Torres thinks.

    Sometimes it's -almost- painless to have things explained.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Everybody's falling
    Everybody's falling
    Everybody's falling in love right now
    Everybody's falling
    Never saw it coming
    Everybody's falling in love right now

    That's exactly what's gonna happen in this fic.

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    What the actual fuck? Simon didn’t exactly leave rowing because of Wilhelm, but it didn’t hurt to not see him sweaty and glowing several days a week. And now his ex, the fucking Crown Prince of Sweden, who can’t sing to save his life, is part of his choir? Somewhere in the universe, a creature is nearly dying from laughter, surely? Fuck the universe and fuck this shit show that is his life. Everyone will hopefully soon see that Wilhelm really, really can’t sing.

    OR Simon drops out of rowing so Wille joins the choir - but the thing is, Wille can't sing to save his life

    Updating weekly on tuesdays

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    Hamato Raphael has always felt like the puzzle piece that never fit quite as intended. He always cared more about stuff than his brothers seemed to, like protecting New York City in their absence as a team. But one night, when Hamato Raphael got a little too cocky with a bunch of run-of-the-mill Purple Dragons, he meets an unusual person with a taste for adventure and appreciation for what the Nightwatcher does.
    Mona Lisa has her own baggage, but she wants to help unfoil the conspiracy the Purple Dragons have planned for their good ol' NYC with her new family.
    Sometimes, Hamato Raphael's emotions and low self-control got him into a lot of trouble, but this time, he might just have met someone who will remind him how special his ability to care actually is. And maybe Mona Lisa can finally feel like she can lean on others and be loved kinder, and fiercer.

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    Chapters:
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    Seokjin and Taehyung are rival models who can't stand each other... until they can.

    (or that hate-to-love, slowburn, model au I always wanted to write)

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    It had been Warlock’s idea. 

    Aziraphale would probably argue if Crowley told him so, since Warlock had had that particular idea at least eight years ago and they hadn’t seen the kid in three, but that was the only reason Crowley would accept for why he’d seen the haunted house and instantly said let’s go in there.

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    They had met on a one-off hunt in the dark. It seemed to define them, the dark. Place and time of safety, mystery, promise. Hanging strange, yet soothing; antithetical to the harshly glaring light of day. But it couldn't hide forever who they were.

    (Or a possible way that Dean met and got to know Lee, and why they were and could have remained still so important to each other so many years later)

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    38/?
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    33
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    10
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    You walk into the Undercity’s most famous club, and an hour in, immediately sneak off to go immerse yourself in the book you brought. The stranger that joins you at the bar-counter, takes an interest.

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    It was just supposed to be another job - get in, get out, grab all the valuables they see along the way, nothing new! But when Varric and Hawke find themselves mixed up with a power-hungry Orlesian family and their strange guests, that job gets a whole lot more complicated.

    People are turning up dead, no one is quite who they seem, and on top of all that, just their luck, the Chantry seems to be somehow involved. “Just another job,” right. Maker help House DuRellion...it’s starting to look like Kirkwall’s most charming criminals might be their only hope.

    (New chapter added every Tuesday & Thursday!)

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    Comments:
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    27
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    Dabi “jokingly” offers to suck Shigaraki’s dick one slow night in the bar and is surprised when the man agrees.

    Like most things, Dabi isn’t quite sure what he got himself into but he’s not one to be called out on a bluff (if he could even call it that.)

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    Harry and Draco were undercover in Sweden and it was very, very cold.

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    "Chase.” It was very rare for Julia to hiss.
    “What? It’s true!”
    “Not what I meant.” Her gaze was almost forceful as she summoned him to answer.
    Chase sighed – there was no way around her. As always. “I’ve missed a shot.”

     

    “…Huh?” Zack’s cluelessness would have been endearing, had Chase remembered he was still there too. Shit.

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    “Dances are just institutions created by schools to make teenagers feel ugly and awkward,” she tells him darkly, working hard to push the image of Paxton in his suit at last year’s Prom from her mind. He’d picked her up at home with a corsage and a bunch of flowers for her mom and told her she was beautiful all night.

    Ben snorts. “Methinks she doth protest too much.”

    Devi rolls her eyes, correcting him: “It’s ‘the lady doth protest too much, methinks’, genius – and I meant what I said.”

    He sounds amused when he says, “Sure.”

    She scoffs, “I didn’t realize I was talking to a lobbyist for high school dances.”

    “Shut up and answer the question.”

    “What was the question?” she asks, feigning ignorance, “I never really listen when you talk.”

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    Canon-divergent High School AU. Devi never kissed Ben in Malibu. Now Paxton's gone off to College, Devi's heart is broken and she needs to enlist Ben's help to make it through Senior Year.

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    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    15
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    55
    Bookmarks:
    4
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