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    Eddie and Richie finally plan their first time but when it happens they're both super nervous but the other doesn't realize it until they're lying in bed trying to figure out what the hell they're doing. Also Eddie's asthma kicks in.

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    She'd met many a people in the land of Skyrim: elves, nords, and argonians alike. However, there's one in particular she didn't think she'd ever encounter—a rude, arrogant, and cocky specimen. A Ranger; and a roguishly handsome one at that.

    The Dragonborn can't help but wonder how one man has become her most difficult adversary yet. [srm]

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    Widowed single dad Hotch meets recently-divorced Rossi and Rossi's 120 lb Neapolitan mastiff in this non-BAU AU. Jack likes the dog, Rossi likes Jack's dad... cute dating and feels and fluff (and eventual smut) await for Rossi and Hotch...

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    Sherlock has relapsed into a drug addled fog of confusion and pain. Or has he? When John finally walks back through the door of 221B he'll learn that there's more to Sherlock's brilliant mind than deductive reasoning. What at first seems like a junkie's pleas for help soon morph into a mystery John can't turn down.

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    4
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    Although JK Rowling initially planned to give Hermione a sister, she never came to be. This is our idea of what her time at Hogwarts might have been like - with the tensions between Houses, the growing threat of Voldemort's rise, and the beginnings of a dangerous cult that endangers those both in and outside the school. Oh, and there are dragons. Lots of dragons.

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    “Well,” Simon said, composing himself; he was not going walk into the memory lane. “I can assure you that it’s not about vampires.”

    “Excellent. Let’s go.” Raphael said, making his way out of his office.

    “It’s about clowns.” Simon added, walking behind Raphael.

    Raphael groaned, making Simon laugh. It was going to be a fun night.

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    In the year 2003, a witch unleashed a powerful spell that drastically altered the fates of thousands of girls and women around the world. Some were killed. Some were protected. Many went about their lives or deaths unknowing of their transformed purpose. However, each were meant to be soldiers in the war against evil. Each were meant to tip the scales in the favor of good. For one in particular, there would have been no tipping of the scales… if not for some higher being’s determination to piggyback not only on the spell, but on the things that had already been set in motion by demons.

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    In which the Winchesters meet a different breed of hunter, causing tiny ripples that turns their world on its head. And brings forth the winds of change. For better or worse.

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    Elodie Lavellan owns a four-person sedan, and refuses to buy a mini-van so that more of her companions can tag along on missions. What? She loves her little blue Surefoot!

    Shacked up in the abandoned Skyhold hotel in a mildly post-apocalyptic version of the modern world, Elodie and her companions travel all over the region to deal with threats of dire proportions. Along the way, Elodie has to deal with motel fights, pit stops for pie, disagreements over the radio, and wrong coffee orders.

    Oh, and the impending threat against modern Thedas, the one with the username Corypheus.

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    26/?
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    "I'm starting to forget what summer ever meant to you, Mikes."

    Mikey Way fell in love over the summer, it was only supposed to be a fling or something but Mikey never got rid of the feeling of kissing under fireworks like some stupid rom-com. Of course Pete motherfucking Wentz, captain of the god damn football team, had to choose a scrawny little junior like Mikey Way. That scrawny little junior wishes he never even met Pete at that stupid fucking 7-11 on the fourth of July.

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    12/?
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    Prompt 16: Both characters making a pass at the same person

    Some years after the war, at yet another stultifying Ministry party, Harry fails spectacularly at asking Viktor Krum out. So does Draco Malfoy. Clearly, the only thing to do is to get drunk together.

    Prompt and beta by my Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw.

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    They don't know it, but they're becoming a team. The four Defenders start a tradition of drinks and Chinese food.

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    Marvin absolutely does not have any sort of feelings for Jason's summer camp counselor.

    Not any good ones at least.

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    Episode tag to 2x22: Ua Hopu (Caught). Wo Fat may have been caught, but Steve and Danny have some unfinished business. Specifically, business regarding that time they slept together before Steve bolted for Japan.

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    Steve just wants Danny to be happy, no matter what, and to stop denying himself what he needs.

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    While on a (long, boring) mission, an opportunity presents itself to Han and Lando. They take it, and Luke is not complaining.

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    An ex-girlfriend turned best friend and an adopted daughter with an expanding vocabulary decide to be nosy little shits at precisely the same time. Ronan and Adam meet on Instagram.

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    Come on. They must know what they are doing to us...

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    They’ve been together for years, Louis knows exactly how Harry asks for things, and exactly what it is he’s asking for. He wants what’s coming tonight, wants what’s waiting for him in this hotel room. And who has Louis ever been to deny Harry what he wants?

    The key sounds in the door and Louis turns towards the entry way. As soon as Harry shuts the door locking it behind him, Louis’ on him.

    “I asked you to do one little thing and you couldn’t even handle that, could you?”

    Harry fish-mouths for a moment before settling on, “You saw the live stream?"

    “Of course I saw the bloody live stream! I watch it every time, you knew I’d be watching. You knew I’d be watching and you chose to completely ignore what I’d told you before you left. I give you one small, simple little task and you can’t even follow through with that!”

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    Or, the one where Harry wants something, and Louis' never been one to deny his boy anything.

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    They’ve been together for years, Louis knows exactly how Harry asks for things, and exactly what it is he’s asking for. He wants what’s coming tonight, wants what’s waiting for him in this hotel room. And who has Louis ever been to deny Harry what he wants?

     

    The key sounds in the door and Louis turns towards the entry way. As soon as Harry shuts the door locking it behind him, Louis’ on him.

     

    “I asked you to do one little thing and you couldn’t even handle that, could you?”

     

    Harry fish-mouths for a moment before settling on, “You saw the live stream?”

     

    “Of course I saw the bloody live stream! I watch it every time, you knew I’d be watching. You knew I’d be watching and you chose to completely ignore what I’d told you before you left. I give you one small, simple little task and you can’t even follow through with that!”

     


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    The one where Harry wants something, and Louis' never been one to deny his boy anything.

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    Looks like Beth and Daryl are trapped in a car together for the second time. At least it's not in the trunk again though.

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    5
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    27
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