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    Oscar finally finds his way back to the group, but Oz's return isn't the only problem. Things are looking bleak, but they'll get through it together. ...Hopefully.

    (or: in which Oscar is both Wise and Guilty, Oz reflects on life choices, and the team as a whole figures out where they stand. Saving the world isn't about being brave, in the end--it's about making sure you don't face the fear alone.)

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    tajima and butsuma and all the complicated and tangled ways they and their children fit together: a collection of drabbles and short fiction that may or may not tie together.

    alternatively: the uchiha, and all the senju who love them.

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    88/?
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    67
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    “Stars, Mairon, are you trying to call the cavalry down here?” he hissed, heart skipping in nervousness as much as delight. Eru, he wished he could really do it, let Mairon be as loud as he wanted, make good on his words and actually make him scream. This way, he could merely hear Mairon muffle some kind of angry protest against his hand. Obviously not in the mood to be reasonable, he tried to slap Maedhros’ hand away as he continued to push himself down on his lap, and under other circumstances, Maedhros would have loved it. As it was, he kept his hand pressed over Mairon’s mouth and hissed into his ear, “I promise I’m going to fuck you into the mattress if you promise me that you’re going to bite your tongue and keep quiet.”

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    Caught in a cold war for the Silmarils between Melkor and Fëanor, Maedhros finds himself kidnapped and faced with Melkor's young lover. Mairon is supposed to extract some secrets from him - but they both get incredibly distracted by each other (and quickly forget the severity of the situation). Featuring 20 year old hacker Mairon, crime boss Melkor and a thoroughly done with everything Maedhros. Guest appearances: heroic lawyer Fingon and awesome little brother Maglor.

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    25,032
    Chapters:
    4/11
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    20
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    435
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    after geralt returns from a hunt, restless and irritable, jaskier assigns himself the task of helping the witcher burn off his excess adrenaline.

    but not with a fuck,

    but with a fight.

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    66
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    11
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    Reese Hayes is minding her own business, trying to get back to her office on her lunch break, when another stupid fight between the Avengers and god knows what breaks out in New York City.

    She fucking hates superheroes.

    Too bad she's about to become friends with the one she hates the most. Captain America.

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    50,920
    Chapters:
    15/?
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    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    765
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    Join our favourite beings after surviving Armageddon't dragging their feet in their quest to somehow tell the other they love them and finally get the relationship they deserve. (It will take some time, with them working through some angst and generally being the adorable idiots they are.)

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    10,456
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    1
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    The first time Eskel heard the song, he assumed he was being made fun of. 

    Set sometime between when Jaskier and Geralt meet in 1240 (Netflix timeline) and the banquet in 1249. Jaskier's about 21 or 22.

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    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Things escalate quickly when Janine introduces Felix to paper airplanes.

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    In-between the departure from Katolis Castle and the battle of the Storm Spire, there were 30 nights of relative downtime we didn’t see.

    So here are the moments in-between what the episodes showed us. Lots of Rayllum goodness, campfire banter, introspection, Ezran and Rayla tag-team roasting Callum, Callum roasting himself, unofficial big-feelings-times, worldbuilding, more Rayllum and more banter.

    Mildly to moderately illustrated.

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    Chapters:
    3/30
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Several years ago, I posted a fic called REGRET (still a WIP, sadly), which had a Cheating Peeta and sparked a tsunami of Peeta hate, with references to picnic baskets and Peeta's Little P____.

    I wrote this because of those comments. Because they were beautiful, pure gold.

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    5/?
    Comments:
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    300
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    “C’mon! How do you not know anything?!”

    “My three pHds would beg to differ.”

    “Then beg.”

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    16
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    He shrugs. "My honor has been maligned, I have to--"

    "Your honor is in your dick?"

    "Oh, it's not just my dick," he tells her, his grin going wicked. "It's also my hands, my tongue, my--"

    "Stop." She waves her hands in front of her, trying to ward off the images that are suddenly flickering through her brain like a pornographic slideshow.

    He crosses his arms over his chest, making his biceps bulge in a way that she's positive is intentional. "All I'm saying is that I bet I could get you screaming my name. And you obviously know I'm right, since you're too chicken to let me."

    Brienne grits her teeth. She is absolutely not going to fool around with her semi-drunk, rebounding best friend and roommate because he dared her to. She is not. She is--

    "Fine," she snaps. "Give it your best shot."

    Or, "Fucking Your Way To Feelings in Five Weeks or Less"

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    Bookmarks:
    16
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    An unexpected meeting.

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    1/1
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    The initial crush of adrenaline has been long since spent, but his body still thrums; he can still feel the dizzying clout of it, the heightened awareness of a heavy heartbeat trapped in a percussive rapid-fire between two lungs.

    John is alive.

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    He hears a door open to his right and sees the spider-kid himself kicking it open, shuffling towards him, grinning at his mentor. Tony lets out a snort at the sight.

    “Pete, you have truly outdone yourself, what is that- a walkie talkie?”

    “No! It’s a spirit box!” Peter says, his smile growing wider by the second. “I borrowed it from Ned.”

    The kid had been persistently bugging him to take him somewhere to go ghost hunting, never specifying where, but Tony could tell that the kid really wanted to go. Tony was more than happy to bring him somewhere, although he didn’t really show it. Peter had made him watch an episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved with him one late night at the compound, and Tony could see the way the kid had loved it.

    And no one needed to know how much time Tony took to research supposedly haunted places across New York City.

     

    or

     
    Peter and Tony try ghost hunting, lots of jokes and banter ensue.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    37
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    6
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    It was somehow strange, meeting Kaoru.
    It was somehow strange, seeing Die's style of playing the guitar change.
    It was somehow strange, how comfortable sleepless nights had became.
    It was somehow strange, how effortlessly close they had became.
    And it was somehow strange, when they weren't close.

    More than two decades had passed and more than a thousand times Kaoru and Die had clashed together, in positive as in negative ways. There had always been a shadow, hiding the nature of their relation. Some days it was for the better, other days Die couldn't stand Kaoru's stubbornness. And the days, Die had to face the darkness, he heard his heart beating so loud, that he wanted to scream and tear it from within his chest just to become the void it made him feel.

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    an homage to // ware, yami tote... //. and one of my favourite designers / Issey Miyake / - using the 間 (ma) as in -space in between (two)-

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    Chapters:
    18/27
    Comments:
    30
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    195
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    Wen Junhui, in all essence, was a man of science. He believed in all the things that could be explained within the realms of the natural laws. So nobody could really blame him when he refused to believe in a world that revolves around the basis of ‘magic’.

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    32,040
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    22
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    336
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    Tony had stayed in his lab too long yet again. He checked his watch, and let out a long and dramatic sigh as he read it was almost two in the morning. He continues down the hallway, almost falling asleep as he walks.

     

    Then his phone is ringing.

     

    He recognizes the ringtone from one Peter Parker. It was the Brooklyn Nine-Nine theme song, he had set it himself one day when they were working together, and Tony couldn’t help but smile every time he heard it, even if it was the ass crack of dawn.

     

    He rubs a hand over his face as if to wipe away the tiredness overtaking him. No luck.

     

    or

     

    Peter is sick and at home alone, Tony is there to help.

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    3
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    610
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    Isak is in an all hate relationship with his job as Executive Assistant to CEO of Golden Gates Cosmetics Manufacturing Company Even Bech Naesheim, because his job description has a whole other undesirable section under which he is obligated to literally play the role of babysitter, life coach and even friend. to make matters worse, Isak is already in too deep and he may have developed Stockholm syndrome along the way.
    Meanwhile Even has nothing to apologize for. He feels Isak's job description is perfect. their disagreement in this regard causes a lot of "civilized" bickering.

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    English
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    17,848
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    20
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    82
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1050
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    So, no strippers lest they have to invite said strippers to the wedding and that would fuck up the seating chart.

    But that didn’t mean that Eijirou wasn’t gonna have some fun.

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    English
    Words:
    1,689
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    424

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