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It’s not that James is surprised to find Q at the bar of the Hoffler Klinik… Well, he is surprised — he’s been under the impression the boffin didn’t fly. But it’s more that he’s surprised it’s Q himself that tracks him down. If Q and Moneypenny are really in so much trouble for helping him, Q could have easily just given M his location and washed his hands of the association. That would have been the sensible thing to do. Then, instead of one somewhat flustered boffin trying to persuade him to come in from the dark, Bond would be faced with a throng of agents ready to haul his arse in via any force necessary.
That would have been rather inconvenient.
It makes James think, perhaps, Q is another ally.
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The Last of the Real Ones by Anthem_of_Liones, rebel_raven
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter RPF
23 Mar 2019
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Ryan Haywood never thought he had a purpose in life. The government had taken everything from him, leaving him with fragmented memories of the person he used to be and the knowledge that he could not die, no matter how hard he tried. Years pass and when he feels close to unravelling, he finds a young boy looking for a way out, and see's himself. This boy is one Michael Jones. It doesn't take long for him to adopt the firey teen. And soon, he has two more, abandoned Gavin Free who tried to pick his pocket, and Jeremy Dooley, whose parent's were killed in a drug deal. He will protect his lads with everything he has, which is not made easier with the Rooster's and their lapdogs, the Fake AH Crew, breathing down his neck. But in Los Santos, the city of Saints, secrets don't stay buried for long and everything he's built comes crashing down around him.
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let our battles choose us by gleamingandwholeanddeadly (something_safe), printersdevils (tuesdaysgone)
Fandoms: Hannibal Extended Universe - Fandom, King Arthur (2004)
23 Mar 2019
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"You were growing bored of me," he says instead.
Galahad's face goes taut with confusion. "What do you mean? I followed you like a lamb for heaven's sakes-" Tristan reaches automatically to stroke his curls; he'd done so many times before, but Galahad holds back, eyes wary.
"You were growing up, Galahad."
"What's your point?"
"You needed to be a man, not hiding behind me. All that was just misplaced admiration. The shine would have gone off me, and you wouldn’t have wanted me anymore."
"I wanted you more than anything, you mad old fool." The tone of his voice is- not mistakable. Tristan freezes, startled by the fierceness. Galahad's eyes go hot. "I wanted you more than anything.”
Somewhere along the lines, Tristan withdrew from Galahad, and everything between them changed. One listless summer at Arthur's hunting lodge, Galahad wants to know why.
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Melt Me in the Water by WakeUpDreaming
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
22 Mar 2019
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He scans the crowd again, hoping against hope, but he accepts it. There’s a lot going on right now. He’ll see her another time.
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Two years after Marinette got her miraculous, she meets Adrien Agreste for the first time. In spite of an initial gum-related bump in the road, they become fast friends thanks to their shared interest in fashion and design. But there's something funny about Adrien. He seems to suffer from terminal clumsiness just like Marinette, frequently sporting sprained wrists and ankles, new bruises, and other injuries. Injuries which look suspiciously similar to the ones that Ladybug's beloved partner has...
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use somebody (someone like you) by beetle for Ashcroft_Writes
Fandoms: Fallout 4, Fallout (Video Games)
22 Mar 2019
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I've been roaming around
Always looking down at all I see
Painted faces, fill the places I can't reach
You know that I could use somebody
You know that I could use somebody
Someone like you, and all you know, and how you speak
Countless lovers under cover of the street
You know that I could use somebody
You know that I could use somebody
Someone like you. . . .Everyone needs to use somebody, sometimes. But unkindness doesn't necessarily have to enter into that. John Hancock knows this and tries to live by it—scorches no Earth lest he be scorched. But not everyone is John Hancock. Some folk scorch the Earth they stand upon just because they stand upon it. And even if they wanted to change that, they couldn't.
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- Part 1 of use. somebody.
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Konoha has fallen to Danzo, and Sakura has fled far away...right into the arms of the Akatsuki. Who would have thought that life as a missing nin could be so liberating?
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You are a Crownsguard member who is gifted with healing and elemental magic, and are personally chosen by King Regis himself to accompany Noctis & company to Altissia for his wedding to Lady Lunafreya of Tenebrae. You’ve been in the service of the crown since you were fifteen years old, training in potions and healing, so the boys are very familiar and friendly with you. However, there’s one blond Chocobro that you wish you were more than friends with.
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After the abrupt end of your relationship with your boyfriend of many years, you think falling in love again would be hard. He hurt you and brought all of your insecurities to light once again. Jimin was not meant to be in your life. He wasn't meant to be the person who takes care of you and shows you what loving someone unconditionally should be like. Yet, you find yourself letting Jimin break down every wall you put up, and it feels like he was just made for you. Perfect, loving and all sorts of amazing.
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Nick wants more than just sex.
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Hermione Granger knew better than to fall in love with one of her best friends. But, her heart had never really listened to her brain. Now she was faced with a choice - tell him how she feels and hope it doesn’t cost their friendship, or fight this feeling and help him find the happiness he deserves, even if it’s not with her.
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Sonic Leashed by AnImaginaryColor
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
22 Mar 2019
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There is such a thing as too much light. Sonic the Hedgehog is transformed by an ancient force, a force with the world under its sway. The key to its destruction is an amnesiac creature who'd much rather be anywhere else, his closest friends have been brainwashed, and if he doesn't act soon, the world will burn to a crisp.
Basically Sonic Unleashed, but Light Gaia and Dark Gaia have switched places.
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- Part 1 of Gaia AU
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Act More Cool by sambojam
Fandoms: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
22 Mar 2019
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When Chloe shoved the grey, oblong pill in his hand, Jeremy didn't know he was holding the end of his closest 11 year relationship, almost instant popularly, and the destruction of the entire student body. All he saw was the key to Michael's heart.
And that's all that mattered at the moment.
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“you do know how this works, right?”
“obviously I do.”
“well, then you would obviously know that your hands go on my waist.”
“i can’t even reach your stupid waist, dumbass.”
— a kagehina one-shot
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- Part 18 of kagehina one-shots
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At his first party ever, liberal arts student Reigen joins an Ouija board seance to impress his classmates. He ends up possessed by a ghost; surprisingly enough, one that will help him fix his life and become unexpectedly close to him as time progresses.
Day 6 for Tumblr #ekureiweek2019. Prompts: alternate time period/ possession.
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- Part 6 of Ekurei week 2019
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silence of the yams by todosoba (dinosuns)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Mar 2019
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The door closes, leaving Todoroki alone in the one place he has always felt a little lost in. In Bakugou’s absence, the kitchen seems to have become more mysterious and cryptic than before. The counter seems more vast, the utensils are elusive, the drawers harbour great secrets.
Todoroki stares at the potatoes; they stare right back.
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OR: "What the fuck do you mean you can’t peel a potato?”
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High school student Tony tries his hand at charming a girl. Meanwhile, his classmate Dolores makes some new friends and begins to take an interest in the occult.
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The Impossibility, Which Makes This Possible by hallowgirl
Fandoms: Political RPF - UK 20th-21st c., Lolitics
22 Mar 2019
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There's three things pretty much everyone's sure of. One, there's a General Election coming up. Two, it's going to come down to two people. Three, those two people-David Cameron and Ed Miliband- will never, ever, stop arguing. Ever. It's impossible. And it's certainly impossible that the two of them could ever, possibly, willingly spend time together. It's impossible that you could start to enjoy spending time with the one person who disagrees with you on everything. It's impossible that you could find yourself confiding in your political rival. It's absolutely, completely, unutterably impossible that you could find yourselves maybe, possibly, navigating something together that might be more than just friendship.
Impossible. Of course.
Then again, impossibility isn't what it used to be.Epic Camerband fic, set from autumn 2014 onwards to some point in the near future. Overlaps with General Election and real-life events. A story of politics, awkward friendship, something more than awkward friendship and too much arguing.
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Where Dick and Jason Argue Because They Love Each Other by CamsthiSky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU
21 Mar 2019
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Dick gets hurt and both him and Jason make "Your Face" jokes, because sometimes you gotta distract yourself from dying with dumb sibling bickering.
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I like my women how I like my coffee by Florchis for independentalto
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
21 Mar 2019
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After a sleepless night caused by a loud neighbor, Hunter seeks solace in the coffee shop across from his apartment. What he wasn't expecting to find was a nemesis of sorts in the form of a really tall, really gorgeous blonde.