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    'It is clear in the law,' Arthur says. 'No magical creatures allowed in Camelot. Sorry.'
    Merlin lifts Aithusa up so Arthur can get a better look.
    'Ok, I will make an exception because she looks very polite.'

    In which Merlin tries to raise a very illegal dragon in a very dragons-aren't-allowed sort of place.

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    Some nights are easy. Other nights are spent attempting to convince your boyfriend that you aren't mad at him for elbowing you in the face.

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    Evelyn wanted her life, and her children's lives, to be about more than just survival. She struggles with the guilt and grief of losing Lee while raising her three children in an apocalypse. She doesn't know what the future will hold, but she knows she'll protect them each step of the way, no matter the cost it asks of her.

    Emmett had given up a long time ago. He resigned himself to living in solitude among the iron and rust of the foundry. Then, the Abbotts came into his life with a loaded shotgun and a baby in a soundproof box. Now, he's named a hero on the island, a title that sits uncomfortably with him, as he learns what it means to be alive again.

    Together, they discover what it means to heal, move on, build hope and fight back.

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    “Malfoy, we have to slow it down!” Harry yells over the growing racket of the time turner. Harry’s not sure how, exactly, they’re going to do that, but they have to try. Malfoy looks at him wildly, and hesitates for only a second before grabbing his arm.

    Harry looks uncomprehendingly at Malfoy’s hand on his arm. “We’ll be stronger together!” Malfoy shouts. Oh. Right. The spell. Harry points his wand at the time turner, along with Malfoy. “Finite Incantatum!”

    The time turner only seems to grow stronger. A bright light begins to glow out from the center of the device, reaching its edges over to Harry and Malfoy.

    The last thing Harry sees is Malfoy’s worried face, and then darkness.

    ———

    In which Harry and Draco have a time-turner accident, and many things go wrong, but a lot of things also go right. Featuring: reptilian bonding night, canon-inaccurate animagus lessons, and a fuck-ton of pining.

    aka the fic where Harry finds his family, and fights to keep them.

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    Sequel to ‘Trust Issues’. This story will be longer. The main focus will be on Raphael/Casey and Donatello/April. (Later chapters involve the pairings of Mikey/RockyOC and Leo finding himself drawn to Irma and Karai—which will he end up with?)

    Raphael and Casey have been sneaking around for a while, keeping their relationship a secret. Casey starts working at Channel 3 in the mailroom and brings April a mysterious package. Are the contents a bunch of bunk, or do they (and their turtle friends) have something to worry about? As things become more serious with this new threat, so do things between Donatello and April.

    This story is set in the 1990’s movie verse with a few sprinkles of the old cartoon (like Irma) thrown in.

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    It's Jaskier's birthday, and for the first time in ages he gets a snowy surprise. All plans for the day are cancelled in favour of one big snowball fight. Really, is there any better way to spend your birthday than rubbing snow into the faces of the people you love?

    On a completely unrelated side note, Jaskier is really lucky that Yennefer is so in love with him.

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    “Jes,” he says, getting only a quiet, vague noise of assent in return, “What word did you tattoo on your knee?” 

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    Working out can be a healthy, fun pastime, and a great bonding experience. When a new gym opens in town, Freddy is just expecting to get a good workout, but Monty teaches him that working out with a bro can be so much more.

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    Rhysand’s warning was clear as crystal. “Stay away from Elain…or else.”
    "Or else what?" Azriel couldn’t help but think. "Rhysand is full of empty threats."
    Azriel is ready to put his heart out on the line for true love, but is he willing to sacrifice everything? His family, his friends, even his future?

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    After the traumatizing events of the Blood Rite, Gwyn, with all her new-found glory, receives her first mission assignment.
    Will she be successful? Or will she let the secrets of her past be her downfall?

    Call Me Home is a story of actions, consequences, and learning your worth. Told in both Azriel’s and Gwyn’s POV.

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    It wasn’t an earth-shattering kaboom, or an upheaval of her life, or any other dramatic nonsense she’d heard from Jayce and Viktor, from Claggor and Mylo about the searching for and the discovering of love. It wasn’t this moment of lucidity, a thunderstrike of passion and feeling that overcame her senses and pointed her home. If anything, it was understated, quiet, a simple pleasure.

    It was an exhalation.

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    (Contractor Vi/Lawyer Caitlyn, renovating Caitlyn's family home after tragedy)

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    Draco wasn't entirely sure how it happened. One minute he was just an auror trying to do his job so he could be on time for a date that evening and the next, he and Harry were temporary guardians for an infant that seemed to make everyone just a little nervous. A Ministry safe house was calling their name and Draco was definitely going to miss his date tonight.

    He could handle his tiny crush on Harry, though. There was no reason that seeing the other man day in and day out with a baby would be something he couldn't handle.

    Right?

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    Commander Adrien Agreste is feeling frustrated and betrayed. Marinette is using her powers as Captain to go on dangerous secret missions, under the wishes of a dead Master Fu. Adrien stalks out of the meeting, head spinning, and runs into someone. Literally.

    He meets an armored warrior in the halls of Miraculous Headquarters, who picks up on his bad attitude and asks for a spar. Adrien takes him up on the offer, determined to earn the other's name, who teasingly withholds it unless the Commander 'impresses him'.

    The warrior is named Kim, and Adrien extends an offer of friendship the other eagerly takes. What comes from this one act changes things drastically for Adrien.

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    For @AlsoAMage on Twitter, based on a prompt she provided, and featuring her wonderful Greer Hawke. While on the Deep Roads expedition, Anders takes the opportunity to train with Greer, a mage who struggles with manifesting her magic in the traditional sense, to see if they can work out a new way to move forward - together.

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    The guys talk about the first times they started noticing each other.

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    At the end of his life, Harry is given the chance to alter the course of the dark reality his son Albus and Albus' friend Scorpius create when they use a Time-Turner to save Cedric Diggory's life. With the hindsight bestowed by a lifetime as Auror, Head of the DMLE, husband, father, and friend, he will make very different choices as a seventeen-year-old wizard to try and save the people and the world he loves.

    But if he has to do it all over again, simply defeating Voldemort won't be good enough: there's a never-ending scroll of tragedies to avert and one newly-installed Headmaster of Hogwarts to talk around (if he manages to get a word in edgewise before getting hexed). The good news is, as always: he's not fighting alone.

    **This story contains major spoilers for Cursed Child and minor ones for Fantastic Beasts but does not require knowledge of either.**

    I've been informed that if I wish to avoid reader inconvenience, I should add a disclaimer regarding the possibility of head explosion while reading this story. You are hereby warned and advised to proceed with caution; the author is not liable for damage to persons or property induced by the contents herein. ^_^

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    The ground is soft in the swamps, nothing more than mud solid enough to hold his weight. As he runs, his footsteps leave a trail behind, leading his pursuer directly to him. Ordinarily George would’ve cursed himself for such a tactical blunder. But during this particular chase, he didn’t think it mattered. Not with the man currently chasing him. He seemed to know George’s every move at every minute at every hour of every day. No matter how many times he changed course, how many times he tried to throw him off his trail, he was always there.

     

    Escape. Get away. Flee.

     

     

     

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    George, a homeless wanderer who can only claim stealing some bread his worst crime, finds himself an apparent dangerous enemy of the king. So much so that he sent his most feared manhunter to kill George. It’s been three months and he still doesn’t know why he’s being hunted.

    Or why he keeps letting him go.

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    This is written to be bracketed in between episode 11's kiss scene on the beach and the perfection that is that cuddles scene after. First times and realness of all sorts. Love, too, so much of it. Also: Goofiness. Fun. All of it.

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    Celestia Academy—a prestigious institution for all who are capable of attending. Those with a Vision are typically accepted with no issue, but those without have to prove themselves as combat champions, exceptional intellectual scholars, or skilled mages well-versed in ancient texts and alchemy. Lumine may be Visionless, but she is determined to become stronger with her own power. Memories of her long-lost brother, new relationships formed at the academy, and the looming threat of the Abyss propel Lumine forward as she begins her first year.

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    “Why is there a cat inside the Estate?” Ayato asks, moving to nudge the wandering paw away.

    “I wouldn’t do that!” Thoma interrupts, hands flying up quickly. “He’s not very friendly, and —”

    Much to Thoma’s horror, the cat affectionately bumps Ayato’s palm and then settles in the man’s lap. The cat curls up in a ball and the beast has the audacity to begin to purr. Thoma had no idea the cretin could make such a warm sound.

    “Ah, the meanest, you’re right,” Ayato murmurs, lips teasingly twitching up into a smirk. His hand drops down again and roams along the back of the cat, eliciting a louder purr. “Truly a fiend.”

    In which Thoma takes care of stray cats and one certain stray decides to return Thoma's kindness by causing havoc on the Estate and befriending Ayato. Or, a cat finally forces them to face their feelings for each other.
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    For years Bellamy and Clarke have fought in opposite sides of the war but then a marriage alliance between the kingdoms changes things and they find themselves working together. But what happens when they discover a plan to seize control of both kingdoms?

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