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    “Your aunt and uncle called. Apparently there might be trouble brewing in Beacon Hills.”

    EJ set his pen down, eyebrows furrowed, “What kind of trouble?”

    His dad gave him a look and EJ knew. The kind of trouble that lost him his mom. The kind of trouble that had ruined his life. He sighed, “I see.”

    “Yeah. We might have to go.”

    “Move?” EJ asked incredulously, “In the middle of the school year?”

    Rubbing his forehead, his dad sat down on his bed with a heavy sigh, “Maybe. I’ll see if I can postpone, if they can handle it until the summer.”

    “What exactly is the issue?”

    “There are wolves there. We know the danger of that, but they haven’t ever been a problem. Your aunt tells me they’re building a pack.”

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    Ricky Bowen is a werewolf and everything has been fine for the most part since he'd changed. But suddenly things were getting out of hand. A strange creature attacking people in the night at random was sending the town spiraling. Then EJ moves into town.

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    With Narcissa Malfoy striking a deal for her family — protection for information, the last thing anyone wants is Draco Malfoy seeking refuge within the heart of the Order.

    It would’ve been easy, Hermione thinks. So easy for her to hex him back to Voldemort’s clutches for all that he’s said and done, but being the bleeding soft-hearted Gryffindor she is, she doesn't.

    * * * * *

    “You should hate me,” he murmurs, flicking his gaze to her from beneath his lashes.

    She should, Hermione knows this. She really ought to hate him, but the memory of the haunted look in his eyes and the hoarse screams of his nightmares echoes through her mind and eases the storm in her heart.

    She doesn’t. She can’t.

    “You’re right,” Hermione says soberly. “I should. But I don’t.”

    Post HBP. Canon-Divergent. HG/DM.

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    Ron needs help with potions and there happens to be a particularly skilled Slytherin who, on occasion helps poor unfortunate souls.

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    Clara feels like baking. The TARDIS has her own thoughts on the matter. The Doctor does her best to help.

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    Sakura is a work-obsessed student in her second year of med school and Kakashi is getting his MFA. One rent controlled apartment, two wrecks! Chaos, fluff, and pining ensue.

     


    “This doesn’t mean you and I are friends,” she snapped at Kakashi. “Far from it.”

    He just smiled with his eyes, patting Pakkun’s head. “I hope that changes, Sakura. I think you’re fun.”

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    "Ahem."

    Lydia freezes.

    Then slowly, ever so slowly, she looks up. 

    Professor Grimes is hovering above her, a single brow arched as he stares down at her. Lydia straightens up almost instantly, her eyes going wide as her cheeks stung with heat. "Professor," she greets, cursing herself when her voice comes out as a mere squeak. 

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    Or the Carl/Lydia, Hogwarts-AU that no one asked for.

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    “It’s funny,” Merlin says, poking at the mattress, “I never dreamed about being burnt when Uther was king.”

    It makes Arthur’s chest hurt, to think of what he used to think of magic, what he used to say, so he doesn’t say anything for a long time.

    Then, once the remark has lost its potency, he looks at Merlin. “I promise, I’ll never let anyone hurt you.”

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    One-shot

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    Dream has been running for a while now, only been caught once — and counting. Don't ask him why sometimes he allows himself to be taken.

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    Another one of those Manhunt fanfics where Dream falls in love with George and ends up accidentally liking the rest of the hunters. You can't blame him, they're... amusing.

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    If Dirk Gently is willingly doing paperwork, there is almost definitely some sort of serious problem -- but it’s not just that. Dirk is wearing glasses.

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    "In an alternate universe, maybe you'd be smarter than me, but not this one." snarled Rey.

    The smirk on Ben’s face widened as he leaned closer.

    "Does that mean that there's an alternate universe where you don't have a stick up your ass?"

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    Rey Niima is a star student and every teacher’s dream; Ben Solo on the other hand, is a failing senior who can’t seem to pass a class for the life of him- and is intent on toying with Rey every chance he can. Soon he’ll find out that she’s not exactly what meets the eye.

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    What they deserve is something they can only achieve in death.

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    As Beth prepares for her first semester at college, she can't seem to stop thinking about Will Darcy. He's the walking list of things she doesn't like, or so she thinks at first. But as the semester progresses, Beth learns more about him and herself. After repeated misunderstandings, can they ever manage to be friends?

    Modern Pride and Prejudice with special appearances by characters from other Austen works.

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    After the unfortunate series of events that led to Lady Elisabeth Ashbury's demise and the subsequente return of Jonathan Reid to London with his metaphorical tail between his legs, the good doctor moves back into his childhoood home and spends most of his free time in the company of his mother, which is precisely how he ends up in the charity event during which a Night on the Town, in the company of a very familiar vampire hunter, is being auctioned.

    "That man-" Emelyne Reid asks. "Do you know him?"

    "Yes, he’s… a friend," Jonathan quietly explains.

    "Oh? We should bid on him, then," she replies, raising her paddle with a giggle before Jonathan can tell her otherwise. The auction caller acknowledges their bid, confirming the increment, and she sighs, "Oh, this is fun. Isn’t this fun, Jonny?"

    Jonathan is not inclined to agree, but doesn't have the heart to contradict her either.

    Fair warning, I've taken some liberties with the game's lore in order to make the dinner from chapter 2 work, so bear with me

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    Fourteen months after the Battle of Hogwarts, an overheard, off-the-cuff comment turns Harry's life upside-down. Goodbye Auror training, hello Chudley Cannons! And witches ... lots of witches (but no harem). Warning: Many tropes were harmed in the writing of this fic, and Cursed Child never happened. Heaps of dialogue and world-building, and OCs galore. NO MORTAL PERIL.

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    You and Diluc rent a three bedroom apartment together. A month into the semester, the rental company assigns you a third roommate, since you're not paying rent for the room. Neither of you are happy about gaining a roommate, but hey, what are the chances that whoever walks through the door will be--

    "Hey bro," Kaeya greets, glee shining in his eyes. Diluc feels his blood start to boil.

    "Looks like we're roommates."

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    Goro made concessions with himself each time, while chance encounters and secret meetings become proving grounds for the limits of what begin to feel like permissible wants. Pushing V into the camouflaging darkness of a corner and finding her mouth was as much a challenge to himself as an urgent question to her: how much more of you could I hope to possess? How long will it take us to find each other again? What will I have to smother within myself to stop aching?

    A meandering romance between Takemura and V, with an (eventual) Johnny/Rogue interlude.
    Story follows the events of Cyberpunk 2077 after the Konpeki Plaza heist, with most chapters written to complement a main or side-quest. (q.e.d. in spite of the heavy-handed artistic license I use to bend these characters to my will, this is 100% radioactive with spoilers)

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    “I would hardly call my entrance “a break in”, I didn’t even pick any locks! I just opened your window and came in like a normal person!”
    “Normal people don’t just come through windows, mate…”
    The omega huffed indignantly at his response.
    Neighbors x High School AU where it all started with Harry moving next door to the Tomlinsons, a balcony break in, mixed feelings, a poorly thought-out initiation, several missing sweaters and a lot of non-platonic activities.

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    Runs alongside Luke and Julie's story in the now deleted Busker (available in print on Amazon)

    Reggie hasn't got the best home life. His escape is his band and best friends. Things shift slightly when he meets Flynn, a whirlwind of a girl who helps out Sunset Curve.
    Things get heated between them fairly quickly, and they manage to hid it from their friends, but for how long?

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    Helvegr: the road to the underworld.

    While in his cell, Loki hears Tony’s prayers – or, more accurately, his curses. Tony has questions, Loki has answers he doesn’t want to give freely, and they both have people they would in the most literal sense go to Hel for.

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    Illustrated oneshots, showing Callum's drawings for Rayla, one a year from grades 2nd through 7th.

    Sometimes little doodles on post-its and spray paint on a skateboard and sharpie on a plaster cast... all come together to paint a picture.

    (Or 5 drawing Callum made for his friend and 1 for his girlfriend)

    In chapter 2 (3rd grade) it's school play time, and Rayla needs some fairy-assassin face paint!

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