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    Merlin groans. “Come to gloat?” he asks.

    “I would if you seemed anything but at home here,” Prince Arthur replies, coming to a stop right in front of the bars like a portent of misery.

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    In the garden, Luo Binghe sidestepped his wife’s attack and Shen Qingqiu’s lips pulled into a frown. He stepped out into the open.

    “Your form is sloppy.” He didn’t bother to hide his contempt as he criticized Luo Binghe as if he still were his good-for-nothing disciple. His audacity was enough to stop the fight in an instant.

    Shen Qingqiu hid his grim smile behind his fan. He was sick of the beast’s games and he wanted to see Luo Binghe drop the courteous façade he has decided to wear. He’d rather see the demon for the monster he truly was, the monster Shen Qingqiu had created.

    When an imprisoned Shen Qingqiu intrudes on Luo Binghe's sparring practice, he can't help but point out the flaws in Luo Binghe's form. Invited to teach his former disciple a lesson, Shen Qingqiu finds himself locked in a battle in which things quickly spiral out of control.

    written for bingjiu week day 5: wild and tamed

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    «Привет, Гарри. Мне очень жаль, что так получилось, но у мамы Веры кое-что случилось, и нам пришлось улететь домой. Мой друг, Луи, возьмет на себя моих клиентов, пока я в отъезде. У него моя машина, мой телефон и все такое. Надеюсь, все в порядке. Он хороший парень, и я думаю, что вы прекрасно поладите. Скоро увидимся, Бенни»

    AU, где у Гарри сменился водитель в LYFT, Луи просто пытается заработать денег до появления ребенка, и в конечном итоге они оба получают гораздо больше, чем рассчитывали

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    You're used to being alone. Somehow, Daryl Dixon changes that. Alexandria changes that.

    (Set mid-season 5, canon divergent)

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    He's a bounty hunter that just wants to make it to retirement. She's on the run for murder, and worth enough money to get him closer to that goal.
    Using his wits and his beloved car, Negan sets out on a cross-country trek to haul in a woman that may or may not be the best thing that ever happened to him.

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    From the prompt sent to @incorrectitquotes
    "college roommates eddie & richie, and eddies like yeah hes kinda hot, w/e (or so he tells himself) richie sporadically brings someone home, and eddie finds it annoying but what can ya do. until one day richie brings home a guy and eddie realizes richies bi and he might have a chance and from that point on eddie just goes,,,, haywire, absolutely feral horny for him"

    This is pure flirting, banter, and internal conflict. And next chapter is probably gonna be pure flirting, banter and smut so beware lmao

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    Hermione needed some time away from loving couples and her lonely reality.

    Draco was stuck with a non-refundable pre-honeymoon cruise and decided not to let it go to waste.

    99 days on board of the ship Arcadia.

    Peace, sun and sea. That was the plan.

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    Jaime Lannister’s entire acting career has been built on playing reckless cads and heartless villains – ever since a scandalous death on his first film, Kingslayer, was quickly hushed up at his father’s behest. Nearly fifteen years later, acclaimed director Olenna Tyrell has announced her retirement: after one last film, Oathkeeper, inspired by the mythic story of the Long Night. She wants Jaime to do what he does so well, play into his on-screen persona and off-screen reputation, and be a villain for the ages in her final film. But to make sure his infamous ways don’t interfere with production, she requires his personal assistant to keep him on the straight, narrow and sober. Brienne Tarth, in her first job on a film set, finds herself tasked with keeping the impossible Jaime Lannister under control …

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    Abigail Henderson just wanted more out of life as everything began to fall apart - a chance to start over, a chance to be herself again.

    When she ends up in Thedas she finds more than she bargained for - as does the former Templar who finds himself fascinated by the woman from a place called Earth.

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    All Moon ever wanted was to live a normal life as a relative nobody, but that’s just about impossible when she’s one of the Chosen.

    Add in an annoying younger brother, a witch, a druid, and a vampire that’s now her roommate, and she’s ready to drive a stake through herself at this point.

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    A dubious friendship between two jolly cannibals, a genuine relationship between two old gamblers. If you read, be prepared for a hell of a lot of cooking.

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    31 soft drabbles with Byleth and Seteth because I'm a hopeless romantic and I think we were robbed of happy married life and romance with him in general. My friend came up with the prompts and gave me the idea of writing this.

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    Collection of completed and cleaned up fills from the FFXIV Write 2019 Challenge on Tumblr. Featuring the quartet of Warriors of Light-turned-Darkness (Synnove Greywolfe, Rereha Reha, Dancing Heron, and Alakhai Noykin), a trio of mischievous carbuncles, explosions and obsessive research at the Arcanists' Guild, the Lord Commander of the Temple Knights of Ishgard, the Scions of the Seventh Dawn, a hero-turned-ghost, and an oracle finding her way in the world.

    Contains spoilers for Shadowbringers MSQ where noted.

     

    Prompt 14 [Scour]: Escape; or, Synnove and Aymeric Try to Go on Vacation Already

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    One new chapter will be uploaded daily throughout October. Tags will updated as each prompt fill is added. See the Table of Contents for individual summaries and necessary warnings of previously uploaded chapters.

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    And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs, and when I saw her I wondered with great admiration.

     

    “Where is she?”

     

    Michael's voice was surer than it had been the first time he’d asked, no demanded, this same question of his Father, but the hammering of his too-human heart was just as quick as it had been then. It was almost painful, fluttering and impatient as it rammed against the ironclad cage of his ribs.

     

    “I’ve done everything you’ve ever asked of me. Wormwood has fallen from the sky, a great burning mountain of fire has scorched the earth, the bottomless pits of Hell have been flung open. I have incinerated the world to make way for our kingdom. Now it’s time to rule.”

     

    But a King of the Apocalypse can't rule without his Queen...

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    San and Wooyoung were always up each other’s asses. Not literally. Not yet anyway. These two notorious drug lords go head-to-head in a game of violence, sexual tension, and a shitton of weapons. But they’re not fighting alone. San hires informant Mingi who suddenly has less answers and more questions now that Yunho’s in the picture. Jongho and Yeosang play the roles of respective bodyguards with different defense strategies, and Hongjoong and Seonghwa fall in love just like in fairy tales. Except this fairy tale takes place in a pool of blood that just keeps getting bigger and bigger.

     

    DISCONTINUED. Please read last chapter which contains author's note.

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    „There was ice in his aura, and fire in his eyes.”

    Far removed from the conflicts between the land-dwelling folk, Selkie has travelled the high seas on her family ship, the Tidedancer, all her life. Nobody ever knew that her mysterious powers were what had made the infamous pirate vessel uncatchable. Or did they?

    When the Tidedancer is attacked by a Tevinter battleship, the young mage can do nothing to avert disaster. Ship-wrecked, frightened and voiceless, she wakes up in a cave on the harsh Storm Coast. Alone, but not for long. She is soon picked up by Inquisitor Alec Trevelyan and his merry band of companions, who bring her to Skyhold for protection.

    Selkie is determined to survive her losses. To keep the secrets she was never supposed to tell. To heed the lessons her fathers had taught her: Do not trust outsiders. Especially templars. Former or otherwise. Ah, but when do plans ever work out the way they should?

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    A Comedy of Errors about an Unstoppable Force meeting an Immovable Object

     

    Miranda Rose had always enjoyed more than her share of good luck, which served her well in avoiding the consequences of her frequently impulsive behavior. But when her penchant for risk-taking leads her into the middle of a war—and an entanglement with the enigmatic Severus Snape—her luck may not be enough to save her.

     

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    🎵I don't know what to say
    But I'm going to want you till the stars evaporate
    We're only here for just a moment in the light
    One day it shines for us the next we're in the night
    So say the word and I'll be running back to find you🎵

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    Day 1: MASKS-Halecest
    Day 2: WATERSPORTS-Wincest+Alastair
    Day 3: FROTTAGE-Wincest
    Day 4: SPITROASTING-Posh Skittles/Jacksciles
    Day 5: FEET-McCallcest [Drabble]
    Day 6: COCK WORSHIP-Schris/Scargent
    Day 7: INCEST-Halecest
    Day 8: LONG DISTANCE-Thorki
    Day 9: BONDAGE-Thorki
    Day 10: INTERCRURAL SEX-Sciles
    Day 11: COCK WARMING-Scalan/McDeaton
    Day 12: PET PLAY-Sceucalion
    Day 13: STRENGTH+ROLEPLAY-Wincest
    Day 14: CUNNILINGUS-Dean(na) x Alastair

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    It Began With an Accidental Dick Punch: A Love Story

    A 'meet ouch', if you will.

    During the course of a disastrous blind date, 52 year old punk rock art girl Callisto ends up literally running into Chris Evans - having no idea who he actually is. Turns out clocking a guy accidentally in the balls isn't an immediate deal breaker.

    Who knew?

    *** I live for feedback, and hope you enjoy the story as it develops. ***

    I owe SO MANY THANKS TO LKid13 for research and being the best Beta Reader in the frickin' world.

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    38/?
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    48
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    12
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