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    Kimmy used to be a Hypnotist before Smosh, and she quickly gives one of her 'relaxation' tapes to a stressed out Courtney. Courtney listens to it and unwittingly gives Kimmy control over her.

    Hope you enjoy! ; )

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    Maxwell decided to proposition him and he wasn't about to let the little brat get the best of him.

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    [Podfic]

    "San Lang," Xie Lian says, touched and impressed: however senseless his friend may be right now, he's still hardwired to accept Xie Lian's no. Xie Lian only wishes Hua Cheng had the power to provide his own no, too, make this yes mean something it doesn't right now, can't.

    --

    obviously we are all horny over 127 but consent is more complicated than that! this fic is about that.

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    1/1
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    Toshinori may have been getting up there in years but he was still a man, and he was still only human. His body could only take so much before he had to do something.

    That didn’t necessarily mean doing it in the school bathroom during work hours, but where else was he supposed to do it? The object of his desire lived with him and was often awake the same hours. He didn’t have much of a choice, did he?

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    1/1
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    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*

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    Chapters:
    243/243
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    1774
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    Castiel Novak is the Principal at Lawrence High School, well-respected amongst colleagues and fiercely protective of his students. Dean Winchester is a bit of an unfortunate troublemaker in his senior year of high school.

    Or,

    The one where Cas valiantly tries to resist and where Dean thinks Cas is fucking hot in his reading glasses.

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    5/?
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    34
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    Lan Xichen has a second forehead-ribbon wrapped around his wrist, and no-one inside Cloud Recesses mistakes it for anything but what it is: a forehead ribbon returned due to a cultivation partner’s demise.

    Lan Xichen does not disabuse anyone of that belief.

    Meanwhile, years previously...

    The upcoming year of education at Cloud Recesses will, in addition to the anticipated heirs and sect-disciples of the Great Sects, now also feature a foreigner Yunmeng-Jiang's head disciple found injured in the river-waters.

    A woman, tall and in possession of long red hair and eyes so blue...who could not speak or read a single word of Mandarin.

    How can Lan Xichen turn away someone who needs their help...and their educational abilities?

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    34/?
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    People sometimes surprise us.
    This one is about Draco's brave Gryffindor side. And Harry's sly Slytherin side.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    5
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    Okay, maybe I might have developed a little bit of an obsession with Geralt nursing a starved and abused (omega) Jaskier back to health (preferably while sharing beds or bedrolls). Seriously, this is my third story about this, that's just not healthy anymore. :D
    Oh, and this ended up having some potion smut in it, I really can't explain. It's like a hurt/comfort fic and a smut fic had a baby. :D

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    3/6
    Comments:
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    TaeJoon celebrates his 32nd birthday with his lovers. It's a whole mess of cake eating, gift-giving, and kinky times.

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    A False King and the Fallen Star: this time it’s kinky. Following prompts from tumblr user lustyargonianmaid’s Kinktober 2020 prompts. Additional tags to follow, each prompt will be anywhere from 100-1000 words each.

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    Chris has been in love with Sebastian for as long as he's known him.
    That's a fact. What's not a fact is if Sebastian returns his feelings... Chris has never even considered the fact that Sebastian might return them, so, he's just kept them to himself. Or as much as he could. He's kind of obvious about it but who can blame him when Sebastian has the most intense oral fixation, a fixation that flies right over Chris' head because of his own Sebastian fixation until some exciting things develop between them.

    (Disclaimer: the title is an in this is not your average ___ so, like, not just your average Freudian's Phycology because that's not what this is about. Sure Seb's oral fixation is literally what I based the entire plot off of but I literally do not mention Freudian's psychology (or the five stages he theorized) beyond the first couple of paragraphs in this story. The reason I do mention it is because it was the only thing I could think to title this lmao, I am sorry and I am aware of the poor connotations that his theories have as well as the inconstancies and incorrect ideas. I've just run out of title creativity I guess.)

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    The jungle's hot, but it can get hotter.

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    10
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    It's so easy to set Leviathan's allergies off, and you decide to take advantage of that.

    AKA: Unapologetic sneeze fic for our blushy snake boi

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    College study partners Wei Ying and Lan Zhan have a comfortable relationship as friends, but an impulsive question asked during a midterm cram session changes things between them forever.

    aka "Sugar's Blow Job Fic"

    **Tags will be updated with every new chapter; specific warnings will be in the notes for each new chapter as applicable.**

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    "Eddie, look, if I run out of the restaurant screaming bloody murder, I'll let you glare at me and scold me all you want. Especially you of all people know just how much I despise this thought. I hate what I’m going to do, if not more, at least as much as you. But now I need you to support me a little. Can you do that?"
    ***
    "Uh, it should be under the name of..." He furrowed his eyebrows, tried to correctly pronounce the last name he saw on the card in his mind before speaking up with an unsure tone. "I think… I think it's Denbaragh?"
    ***
    "What are you looking at?"
    "Fierce one, huh? I like you."
    ***
    "What do you want, Stanley?"
    "You, Sir. I want you."
    ***
    "Eddie, I… I did something. Something bad. "
    ***
    “Stan, I love you.”
    ***
    “You want to continue? He used you, you fucking idiot! He took advantage of you!"
    ***
    “Does this mean anything to you?”
    “What-”
    “Are we just having sex? Or is it more than psychical contact for you?”
    ***
    "Eddie, I think I fell in love..."

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    7/?
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    The story of a shop owner and a wolf.

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    19/?
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    just a lil collection of sexy jayers centric drabbles in celebration of jayers birth!

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    Jimin is a 10 year old kitty hybrid who can’t sit still.
    Taehyung his father uses it to his advantage.

    Or

    Taehyung is a horny shit who dry humps his son to get off.

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    1/1
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    31
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    Enji leaves the fourth coffee shop of the day with a hefty sigh. He’s been searching for Keigo ever since the blonde’s unexpected and unannounced departure from the brothel three months ago. The only thing the girls could recall was that he’d said he'd been hired at some coffee place, all unsure of the establishment’s name.

    What has he gotten himself into?

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
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    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
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