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    After their argument over the Holy Water and not talking to each other for nearly a century, Aziraphale pops back into Crowley's life to ask for help in dealing with a group of Nazis. But are things really all that they seem, and why does the demon feel as though the angel is holding something back?

    A film noir inspired, somewhat canon divergent, pre/post scene of the Blitz fic.

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    After the plan for the Great War fell through, Gabriel finds himself lost. He prays to God for some kind of answer and he finally gets one. And what does the golden letter say? That he's doing wonderfully? That the Great War is back on? No, it's that he missed the whole point of everything!

    Now, he has been demoted to the lowest rank of angel and sent down to Earth. And who should find the lost, confused and sad angel? None other than Aziraphale and Crowley, who make it their personal mission to help Gabriel solve the mystery so that he can get back up to Heaven and get off of their turf! But, the big question is, will Gabriel even want to go back, after everything that's happened? And will he finally find the answer to his prayer?

    What's in the box:
    - Hurt Gabriel
    - Sad Gabriel
    - Grudgingly soft Crowley
    - Firm, yet soft Aziraphale
    - Soul Searching
    - First Kiss
    - First Time Eating
    - First Time Sleeping
    - First Time Drunk
    - First Bath
    - Illiterate Gabriel learning how to read 'human'
    - First Woohoo (Can I get a Wahoo?) XD
    - Gabriel has a nice singing voice
    - Gabriel finding out that he is the last virgin in Heaven! =0

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    26/?
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    'Stop trying to pyscho-analyse me when I've just told you that you make my dick hard when I'm a wolf, Aziraphale! That is not a normal reaction!'

    Four years into their relationship, and Crowley's feeling comfortable enough to start experiencing emotions in his wolf form beyond blind panic and fear. Aziraphale takes care of him, in all the ways he can.

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    41
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    Nanny gets underfoot to cause chaos in the Dowlings’ household, and finds herself quickly caught up in naughty games with the staff. She still finds time to steal away to keep score with her favorite angel.

    Sometimes fluffy and domestic, other times explicitly smutty, with a dash of plot and humor, this story gets intimate with Nanny Ashtoreth as she raises Warlock and starts her wicked new adventures.

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    6/?
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    Captain 'Crawly' is the most feared pirate of the Seven Seas, though his crew know him by his real name, one Capt. Anthony J Crowley. When rations and morale run low, he's obliged to plunder for more than just supplies and treasure -- he desperately needs a ship's cook for the Serpent's Revenge.

    Sometimes, luck is on his side; his latest prize has a learnéd victualler...a posh little man by the name of Fell aboard. His renowned skill and talents allow him to transform even the most meagre of supplies into a feast for the senses, and he certainly knows his way around a ship's hold.

    Will Cook Fell stay on to cook for the pirates? Will he take flight at the next port, as he is welcome to do by his captor?

    Or will he escape true captivity by finally discovering the freedom to find love in the most unexpected of places?

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    A collection of short stories set post and pre Armageddon.

    *ps* - Yes, just about all of these will be smut for the sake of smut, some feels, some funny, but all smut! Enjoy!

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    10/?
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    While riffling through Aziraphale's time capsule of a closet Crowley comes across a pair of vintage chaps from a 19th Century American excursion and is inspired to do a little roleplaying.

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    1
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    “What… are you doing, Crowley?” Aziraphale asked, eyeing the assortment of colorful silicone shapes strewn over the bed.

    Crowley looked down to where he was now covering his groin with the sheet, then over to the sex toy in his hand, then back up to Aziraphale. “That a trick question?”

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    A case brings Aziraphale and Crowley to work together. Which is normal. Easy. It's not as if the closeness will let hidden things to show. Won't it?

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    5
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    382
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    Crowley is once again without a Nanny for his twin terrors and is at his wit's end. His so called friend Tracey seems to have a solution for him, but is she hoping that this new Nanny will become more? Of course she is! And it's a Good Omens fan fic so love will abound!

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    23/?
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    49
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    Aziraphale has had a hard life -- rejected by his upper-crust family for being a sterile Omega, forced to work in a brothel or else starve -- but could the appearance of the dashing but odd Captain Crowley change his life forever?

    Maybe Aziraphale can get his happily ever after ending after all.

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    10/?
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    27
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    After the Nope-ocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley move slowly — up until the night they move too fast. The consequences will send them reeling. As they figure out what they mean to each other, they must contend with both the expected and unexpected.

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    6/?
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    Armageddon is over. They have all the time in the world. For some reason, this terrifies Crowley.

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    1/?
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    “C’mon, it’s a two-fer,” he said, his go-to justification. “Stealing’s demonic, right, but then it is an illicit substance, so I’m preventing a sin. Got us both covered.” You push, I pull; you pull, I push. An immortal lifetime of canceling one another out. 

    Aziraphale settled into his armchair, hands prim in his lap and pert nose in the air, the very image of snobbish propriety. This ought to be good, thought Crowley. “I don’t think it’s a sin.”

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    Aziraphale Fell is quite fond of his simple life, running a small B&B in Tadfield, where people come and go in endless, repetitive streams, hardly taking notice of him. But the beginning of May brings about a couple of new things. For one, he isn’t in his thirties anymore, and will not be getting any younger. Then there’s that mysterious young guest whom he can’t seem to stop running into. And neither can he seem to stop making a fool of himself in front of her.

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    3/3
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    50
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    160
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    16
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    While doing some self-love in a time of quarantine, Aziraphale accidentally summons Crowley into his bookshop. Thankfully, Crowley is all for it, and smut ensues, and there's schwarzwalder kirschtorte somehow involved too. So, angel has his cake and eats it too! *ba-dum-tsk*

    Aka, the one where they didn’t stay six feet apart.

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    5
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    Aziraphale purchases property, and while Crowley knew what Aziraphale's plan was, he had no idea what else was on Aziraphale's mind.

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    20
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    Anthony Crowley is far from a stranger to a casual encounter, but a few weeks into his first year as a full time professor, he has a drunken night out that leads into one that hits him like no other. In its wake, he finds himself sort of obsessed with his mystery suitor - and through a twist of fate it isn't long before they meet again. New worlds are opened to him as a result - ones that he never expected to be involved in - but with time he finds that his old life and his new one aren't actually as far removed as he'd thought... and he's not the only one that holds secrets.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    168
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    22
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    Crowley and Aziraphale are out from under Heaven & Hell's thumbs, and life is starting to settle down. Crowley does something nice, Aziraphale is very, very grateful.

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    2/2
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    59
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    6
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    903
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    Welp, this is my first toe dip into the world of straight smut... Might as well make it somewhat angelic. Yes, I know that angels don't need sleep shhhh. And yes, it's going to be somewhat clunky. And yes, I used a cliche shhhh. I'll probably end up writing a Crowley one too and more Aziraphale ones... Hope y'all enjoy this spice!

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