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    Aziraphale finds it incredibly charming that Crowley never uses miracles while gardening behind their cottage. After all, nothing draws the eye like a half-dressed, dirt-speckled gardener glistening with sweat under the summer sun...

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    This is a sequel to Apotheosis

    Crowley and Aziraphale have had a long life together - longer than a man of Aziraphale’s age should have been able to enjoy. But now the gulf between them feels endless and insurmountable.

    Alone on earth, Crowley struggles against the tides of grief and the deterioration of his physical form. All he wants is to get back to Aziraphale - but how?

    Beyond the veil, Aziraphale only has one thought - being reunited with Crowley, no matter what it takes.

    Will God, destiny, or their own wills, let them be together again? Can Crowley bridge the divide between them and bring Aziraphale back into the safety of his arms?

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    Aziraphale wants to try something new in the bedroom. Crowley misunderstands, but it all works out in the end.

    for Quefish's Ineffable Kinktober prompt 19. Wax Play

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    Welcome! This is my first ever time participating in Kinktober, so I hope you enjoy reading these shorts as much as I enjoyed writing them! I'll post the fics each day throughout the month of October, and I hope that you'll let me know what you think about them! <3

    Love and smut, my darlings! Love and smut! <3

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    Aziraphale breathes a groan. He can't help it, because he can smell Crowley, a tinge of ethereal spark at the back of Aziraphale's throat, a scent that demands for him to touch. It fills the whole space until there's no air around that doesn't hold Crowley's sweat mixed in it. It's like tasting damp heat on his tongue, a sweet weight that makes Aziraphale want to press against Crowley.

     

     

    While sent to spread peace on the land of the Kingdom of Wessex, Aziraphale runs into Crowley. Things will get complicated despite themselves.

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    When Aziraphale returns to Earth after being recalled to Heaven for thirty years, he finds the years have taken an unexpected emotional toll on him - and his relationship with Crowley. Struggling to articulate his emotions, the angel has a long way to go before things can ever go back to normal.

    Aziraphale's recovery may take some time, but Crowley will always be by his side to help him through the hard times.

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    Anthony Crowley has spent the majority of his life in Lucian's brothel, being specially trained and kept 'pure' for his eventual master.
    When he is finally purchased - despite Lucian's true wishes - he finds his world being very dramatically turned on its head. Not only has he been purchased for the man who will be the most powerful in the kingdom, but he also, unexpected, finds himself falling head over heels in love.

    ***UPDATED MONDAYS - Not complete, but I'm quite a few chapters ahead!***

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    An unfortunate curse makes it so Crowley’s dick can’t get hard.

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    Aziraphale has a lovely human partner. Crowley has a secret.

    AKA the abundantly smutty and shamelessly self-indulgent "person gets caught in their own web of lies" fic that absolutely no one asked for.

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    “I didn’t think that... this is what we would be using this for, when we bought it.”

    “Are you complaining?”

    A.k.a. the one where they enjoy each other's company in front of a mirror.

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    Day 17. Of Quefish's ineffable kinktober prompts
    Pregnancy/lactation

    Angel, demon, probably explode. The last thing Crowley and Aziraphale expected to come from their relationship post not the apocalypse was this, but here they were just under a year later and expecting.

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    Crowley misses some major hints when a customer in Aziraphale's bookshop approaches him to discuss a few things. Aziraphale is, to put it lightly, not pleased.

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    On his way to meet his online date in a café, Aziraphale Fell realizes that the guy he has been chatting with is his new and hated neighbour Anthony Crowley. And on top of it all, Crowley suggests that they could start a friends with benefits relationship.

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    Crowley is being a needy bastard, and Aziraphale just wants to paint. They both get their way.

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    '“Uh, yeah, that’s one other thing,” Crowley said, as Aziraphale drifted off to make a cup of tea. “You can’t really play football, can you?” As soon as he said that, Crowley realised he was wrong. There was the expert way Aziraphale had handled the ball when it bounced out of the field, a way that indicated a lot more skill than he let on.

    “Of course I can, dear,” said Aziraphale, as easily as he might have said I’m a gorgeous blonde with the prettiest damn eyes you’ve ever seen.'

     

    Aziraphale takes on the duty of coaching the Tadfield boys football team for one summer.

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    It stands to reason that the Serpent of Eden - the original tempter - is a Demon of Lust. When he comes across a very interesting Angel in the Garden, it is not long before he decides that he absolutely must have him.
    And if that means planting little seeds of doubt and desire in Aziraphale’s mind and body, Crowley doesn’t mind as long as he gets to reap the rewards. (And they are bountiful, indeed.)

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    Collection of my Ineffable Kinktober art! First chapter is a summary of posted art with tags and any applicable warnings. Will be updated throughout October.

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    Day 15 of Ineffable Kinktober: Naga / Monsters

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    prompt 14 for Quefish's ineffable Kinktober

    Aziraphale needs assistance completing his latest report, Crowley lends a hand. Well not a hand exactly..

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    Crowley was taken entirely by surprise one quiet morning when Aziraphale came downstairs in nothing but a sheer lacy little number. It was pale pink, and made of material so delicate it looked like a gentle breeze would make it poof into nothing like the head of a dandelion scattering into a million weightless seeds. The top half had a brassiere built in, emphasizing Aziraphale's soft tits. The lace swept down from a band just below into a wisp of a skirt that ended high on his thighs. Through the skirt a shimmery pink pair of panties were visible, daintily cupping Aziraphale's bulge. Below that, his legs were clad in matching lacy pink stockings, held up with garters.

    A kinktober ficlet in which Aziraphale experiments with lingerie and Crowley fantasizes about him.

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