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    There was a bit more behind the body swap than simply switching places. Crowley's curse couldn't show on Aziraphale's person, after all. Aziraphale with snake eyes or sunglasses and a snake tattoo would've been more than a little suspicious.

    They come up with a way to overcome that hurdle, but it's a bit more intimate than either were expecting, and it's a miracle it doesn't backfire on them. Demons are weak to Holy, after all, and what's Holier than pure, unadulterated Angel?

    But it works out. And they come out the other side no worse for wear. But with Aziraphale no longer following Heaven's orders, he has the freedom of deep introspection for what feels like the first time since The War 6000 years ago. And he makes the most out of it.

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    Aziraphale is trying to get Crowley to sleep with him, which turns out harder than expected. In more ways than one.

    The first few chapters are on the humorous side, with the expected smut to follow in later chapters. Rating will change once I get there.

    My love of puns and awkwardness has resulted in some oocness – sorry!

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    Aziraphale is autistic and has a meltdown.

     

    Please be aware that there are some self-injurious stims in here. If that will trigger you, please either don't read it, or skip to the second chapter.

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    4 times throughout history that Crowley was mistaken for various other Occult beings, the consequences of which range from being followed by a kid demanding wishes to an angry mob trying to kill him. Good thing he has Aziraphale to pull him out of hot water.

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    Crowley confesses his love five times to Aziraphale…but only in Aziraphale’s dreams! Oh, dear. Whatever could that be about? Surely not because Aziraphale is in love with his hereditary enemy or anything, that would be absurd!
    (…And one time, Aziraphale confesses his love to Crowley. Because we all know how this goes.)

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    Ever since he was young, Ezra Fell dreamed of adventure. He dreamed of far off destinations and dashing heroes. He dreamed of danger and excitement. He dreamed of exploration and romance. Now, as an adult, his life is much less exotic locales and much more boring political dinner parties with his fiancé, Gabriel Messenger. But a chance meeting with a literary agent might be his last chance at the adventure he sought as a child.

    Gabriel would surely support him.

    Right?

    And he could never fall for the brash and abrasive Mr. Anthony J. Crowley.

    Right?

    It was just one silly little trip to find a silly little amulet in Egypt.

    Right?

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    6/12 Days of Blasphemy 2020

    “I deserve, but to give me, oh! such a mark of love - union with thyself! Can this be?” (Act of Humility prayer)

    Aziraphale has kept so much of himself hidden, and Crowley has seen it, has Seen him. It was an accident, but Crowley doesn't like how much he's repressing himself, doesn't think it's healthy. So they try to unpack all of that together. It works in some ways.

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    Sometimes, when things are a bit too much for a human shaped being of the world to handle, Crowley turns into a snake instead. Aziraphale doesn't understand, but he tries to be understanding.

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    Even in their new corporal forms, Angels keep their distance. It’s simply what is done and not once does it occur to Aziraphale that he may touch.

    It's only after he is sent to Earth that Aziraphale discovers the different ways humans touch to express affection, something he has never considered before. One touch from Crowley upends everything he's believed about Angels, leaving Aziraphale to grapple with a growing addiction.

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    Crowley just wanted to surprise his angel with a box of pastries from his favorite bakery. Of course Hastur would choose to ruin that.

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    "El manto de la noche me esconderá de ellos, con tal de que me quieras que me encuentren aquí. Más vale que acabe mi vida por su odio, que prorrogar la muerte sin tener tu amor".

    Contrario a lo que todos creen, poco después del apocalipsis que nunca fue, Aziraphale y Crowley se separaron, yendo por caminos separados sin volver a verse.
    Tendrían que pasar tres años para darse cuenta de que entraría a las profundidades del inframundo para rogar el regreso del ángel que vivía enterrado entre sus memorias. Así como alguna vez un hombre llamado Orfeo le pidió a Hades por su Eurídice.

    Así como alguna vez un demonio llamado Crowley le pidió a Satanás por su Aziraphale.

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    To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash your own… You are an Asshole! Unfortunately for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. If you have any problems with this, come see me in 301.

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    Aziraphale has a new neighbor, and they certainly don't start off on the right foot.

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    My first NSFW fan art, along with a lovely smutty fic to accompany it, Crowley has rescued Aziraphale from the Bastille, but knows something is up, and isn't about to let the angel off that easily without an explanation. Over crêpes, he gets his bastard angel to confess his true motivations.

    My prompt was "long hair Crowley, Bastille era, NSFW please". I actually forgot I'd signed up for art, and hadn't actually done any NSFW art yet, so it was a challenge, but I'm really happy with how this came out.

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    "From the stronger argument", the Good Omens Alternate Universe barristers fic you never knew you wanted!

    Crowley could be a rising star at Brimstone Chambers, if he could control his temper and apply himself. Aziraphale is on the edge of losing not only his job, but his entire family over a disagreement over which organisations he has granted funds to through his beloved Miracle Foundation, the philanthropic arm of his his family's angel investment firm. Anathema tries to help her old friend out by introducing him to the only lawyer she knows who might be crazy enough to take on the might of Celeste & Sons.

    Two people with different ways of dealing with their issues strike up an unlikely friendship, leading to love and healing. Lots of bickering, bookshop silliness, boozing, bentley rides, shared desserts and blushing.

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    After their meeting at St James' Park in 1862, Crowley is deeply hurt by Aziraphale's fraternisation comments during the argument over holy water. Aziraphale comes to apologise a few days later, but things very well may have changed between them, and not for the better.

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    Crowley teaches Aziraphale to use a smart phone as a way to keep him safe from the Archangels. Through a series of witty and heartfelt text conversations, the demon and angel reach a revelation about themselves and their relationship.

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    A nasty run in with Hastur has Crowley unconscious in an alley during a nasty snowstorm. Aziraphale hears his call and brings him back to the bookshop to help warm him up and the two have a long needed conversation.
    (Gift for WhiteleyFoster)

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    The longer Aziraphale spends on Earth, the more he begins to feel new things.

    Like a need to talk to someone. Or stand close to them. Take their hand.

    Where do these emotions come from? And why are they mainly directed at the demon he travels with?
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    Aziraphale and Crawly learn to cope with the emotions and instincts that come with a human body. The Crowley-Turns-Into-A-Snake-When-Flustered fic that deconstructs the trope and plays it for feels!

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    After the Apocalypse, before the body swap.

    Aziraphale and Crowley wait out what might be the last night of their existence, too afraid to reach out, too afraid to speak. Until one of them finds a way to reach across the divide.
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    One glance over his shoulder, back at the door. He could go back. Apologize. Open himself up to the one being he knew would never hurt him. Say the words that had sat on his tongue for countless centuries.

    He could, but he wouldn’t. Not tonight. He needed time. Time to get his head on straight, to learn to be honest with himself, to know what it was he even wanted.

    And time was the one thing he didn’t have.

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    Aziraphale is on a heavenly assignment concerning the book of tales the brothers Grimm are writing when he spots a castle thats mysteriously covered in a frankly absurdly amount of roses. Local rumors lead him to believe it is demonic activity...

    Aka Crowley just wanted to take a nap.

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