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    Crowley, he says, I love—

    Crowley’s pupils engorge a bit behind his sunglasses, turning from slits into something much rounder, something much more hopeful.

    —this hat of yours. Really, it’s rather handsome. Aziraphale has panicked.
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    Crowley's hat has been in Aziraphale's closet since 1941. Aziraphale has had enough of it.

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    As written by lucky_spike, kitchen witch and not a prophet at all.

    A collection of short, non-chronological fanfictions which depict Aziraphale and Crowley, Adam and the Them, Anathema and Newt and other assorted chorus of characters stumbling through their lives after the Nah-pocalypse. Pretty much all humorous, pretty much all silly, pretty much all fun fluff. Including: Aziraphale and Crowley still being bad at relationships with each other! Anathema being the cool aunt! Adam is the only one with any sense! Random demons! Video games! Bebop! People making bets! Dungeons and Dragons babey! Ghosts! Ducks!

    Chapter 16: Crowley manages to piss off a retired Horseperson, and lands himself and Aziraphale in a whole heap of misery. Luckily, they know a witch (and her boyfriend) who's willing to lend a set of helping hands.

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    Кроули произносит их очень рано — и повторяет из века в век. Азирафель никогда не находит слов для ответа.

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    There was always a low level hum of attraction and lust in the air when Crowley was around. In fact, Aziraphale couldn’t recall a single time, after their first meeting on the wall, when he hadn’t watched Crowley dazzle and transfix every poor human that they encountered. He’d even seen Eve give him the eye when he was in his human form, back in the day, and she’d been with child at the time.
     
    Aziraphale couldn’t blame them for falling victim to Crowley’s considerable wiles. He was a demon, after all. Tempting was in the job description. Plus, he’d clearly designed his human form to be utterly irresistible to all humans, from his eye-catching hair down to his stylish clothing. It was overkill, if you asked Aziraphale. But then, he supposed, overkill wasn’t really a thing with demons.

    Aziraphale would win a gold medal in Mental Gymnastics.

    (Written by iamtheenemy (Steph). Music is Mozart's "Concerto for Flute and Harp in C Major" performed by Alexander Murray and Ann Yeung.)

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    After Armageddon, Crowley has a few more scars than he accounted for and no temptations to keep him distracted from the pain of losing Aziraphale to the fire—even if his friend wasn't really gone.

    Aziraphale, for what it's worth, thought Crowley might need some time alone to figure out what he wants to do with the rest of their eternity on Earth.

    As per usual, he was wrong. Hopefully he can make it up to Crowley before it's too late.

    ~These are the things that go through my head when "November Rain" by Guns N' Roses comes on.~

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    Crowley starts seeing his angel form in the mirror. It starts as a walk-by glance and suddenly disappears. He doesn't know what to do with it, all of those memories were taken away, but they come back to him in pieces, digging up all sorts of things.

    Then God appears to him of all people. She says that she forgives him, that she had forgiven him long ago, and that she never stopped loving him. She says that he and Aziraphale are to be the protectors of Earth as they have been for her so far.

    Everything hurts, and nothing makes sense- so just another new millennia really.

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    ...who fell in love.

    In the year 4004BC, in the garden, Aziraphale and Crowley met. Then they didn’t see each other for 6000 years. This is in part due to the fact that they’re both on a big planet, and running into someone is easy to avoid. It’s mostly due to the fact that they were both terrified of one another, or, more importantly, how they immediately felt about one another.

    Over the course of 6000 years, it’s easy to forget what someone looks like. So, when they open shops next to one another, they think they’re just any other human.

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    It's Nice to Have a Friend by Taylor Swift rewritten to be Aziraphale figuring out his feelings for Crowley over the years, featuring moments of Eden, approximately 1000 AD, and 1941.

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    In which the Almighty punishes the angels for their sense of superiority over the fallen Adam and Eve … with a mating cycle. It doesn’t take Crowley and Aziraphale very long to jump into a completely different Arrangement.

    Somehow it still takes exactly as long to work out that they love each other though…
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    "What're they playing at?" said Aziraphale.
    "I don't know," said Crowley, "but I think it's called silly buggers." His tone suggested that he could play, too. And do it better.

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    There were usually three ways Crowley felt about things.
    He hated a lot of things. Like annoying people. Fake plants. Spotify-advertisements. He also hated mice, shampoos that did absolutely nothing to his hair and P.E. class in general.
    Then there were the things he loved. Or liked. Or felt a tiny bit of sympathy for. Queen. Uncomfortably tight jeans and wearing sunglasses with no reason (it’s a fact that wearing sunglasses only means pure joy if you wear them a., on a particularly dark day, b., in a building.) He also liked skinny black cats that walked to the streets out of nowhere, eyeliners, long-lasting black nail polish and any kind of alcohol.
    With the other things, he was fine with, which in Crowley’s Dictionary meant he didn’t give a fuck about the existence of them. This system worked perfectly since he was born.
    Until he met Aziraphale.

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    "On this particular night, the two beings decided to have a picnic under the stars instead of heading to the Ritz as per usual and drove to a clearing just outside of Tadfield... Unbeknownst to the other, both Crowley and Aziraphale wished with everything they had that this could be a date, that maybe, just maybe, this moment could be something more. However, neither were ready to make any sort of move. Aziraphale, scared Crowley would reject him and never want to see him again, and Crowley, scared that he'd be going way too fast for the Angel again."

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are having a hard time figuring out their feelings for one another.

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    So, after all is said and done, Crowley, who never wanted to leave Warlock behind with his parents, remembers that Hastur was with the Dowling’s at Megiddo. He goes to see what happened to them and learns that they didn’t get annihilated but the family is in the hospital. With a few demonic miracles, Crowley makes it so that Warlock “died” in the attack and kidnaps him. Cue the weirdness that becomes Crowley’s life, because he didn’t think this through, when he has to explain to Aziraphale he’s kidnapped an 11-year-old boy. As for Crowley being both Nanny Ash and Anthony Crowley, well Warlock knows what gender fluid is but mistakes Crowley’s dilemma with Aziraphale as "coming out" panic instead of “seriously, you stole a child!” panic

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    Aziraphale noticed that Crowley was in love with him before he ever felt it. And yet he never thought to understand it as love.

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    5 times an angel lies

    (+1 time he doesn't)

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    Aziraphale has a pussy and he wants Crowley to fill it. Also Aziraphale wears lingerie to tempt his demon.

    First two chapters are all fluff. Then chapter three is that delicious hot smut.

    It's my first fanfic y'all but I think it's not bad.

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    Crowley confesses early, and Crowley confesses often. Aziraphale never knows quite what to say.

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    ‘I hate’ she alter’d with an end,
    Doth follow night, who like a fiend,
    From heaven to hell is flown away;
    ‘I hate’ from hate away she threw,
    And saved my life, saying - ‘Not you.’

    Aziraphale stumbles upon a collection of poems and sonnets in Crowley's flat. And someone really took those to heart. Further proof being the amount of unsend love letters addressed to the angel written by a certain demon.

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    “Were you aware that I’m the only angel in all of the years since Earth’s beginning, who has never lost a corporation? I know you have, and I’ve heard about the paperwork of course, but I’ve not filled it out myself, even once. It’s entirely because you’ve never let me.”

    Crowley looked away sharply and took a quick drink. “You’d be insufferable to deal with afterwards, and who knows if they’d have sent you back at all with all that nonsense Gabriel’s always on about. Bugger that he is, should send him a nice fruit basket for leaving you alone, really. Nice, as in filled entirely with rats.”

    Aziraphale touched his shoulder. “Crowley."

    The demon flinched away, pulling his legs back. Aziraphale could practically see the walls forming and panicked. “I’ve never had anyone else, you know, rescue me. It’s only that I’m wondering how you always find me when I need you.”

    Crowley looked strangely hurt by the words, a quiet sort of devastation creeping around his lips. “Of course I find you. You call for me, and you needed me, so I came.”

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    Warlock has been in South Downs Cottage for two weeks, and yet he is as silent as ever, and something is wrong. Aziraphale and Crowley can't help if he doesn't open up.

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    If Crowley hadn’t shown up, Aziraphale could have gone back to thinking about all the things he wanted to say to him in theory, instead of having to figure it out in practice. He could have gone back up to Heaven and filed paperwork for a decade or three in penance, instead of deciding whether it’s worth it to burn down the walls he’s been building since, well, the wall.

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