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    As they dine at the Ritz to celebrate the Nopocalypse, they somehow shift into the topic of moving out of London, and living together. They eventually do, of course, but what will Aziraphale learn about Crowley as they live together? What happens when Heaven and Hell aren't done with them yet? What happens when God and Lucifer personally get involved? Will Aziraphale ever confess his love for Crowley? Will he ever notice how much Crowley loves him, or will someone have to tell him?

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    There are whispers that echo through history, seeping into every breath we take. There are stories told and retold, shaped and fashioned as soon as there is the language to accommodate them. There are tales that are indispensable, so deeply embedded in our collective psyche that their influence leaks into every other aspect of human life, that are so well known that they will linger, as they have lingered, throughout all of time.

    Legends are born and bred from the accounts of these figures, these beacons of Good and Evil, these symbols of the ever-present duality of Man.

     

    These drunk, ridiculous idiots who were currently fawning over each other in the middle of one of the nicest restaurants in London.

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    Crowley starts seeing his angel form in the mirror. It starts as a walk-by glance and suddenly disappears. He doesn't know what to do with it, all of those memories were taken away, but they come back to him in pieces, digging up all sorts of things.

    Then God appears to him of all people. She says that she forgives him, that she had forgiven him long ago, and that she never stopped loving him. She says that he and Aziraphale are to be the protectors of Earth as they have been for her so far.

    Everything hurts, and nothing makes sense- so just another new millennia really.

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    As written by lucky_spike, kitchen witch and not a prophet at all.

    A collection of short, non-chronological fanfictions which depict Aziraphale and Crowley, Adam and the Them, Anathema and Newt and other assorted chorus of characters stumbling through their lives after the Nah-pocalypse. Pretty much all humorous, pretty much all silly, pretty much all fun fluff. Including: Aziraphale and Crowley still being bad at relationships with each other! Anathema being the cool aunt! Adam is the only one with any sense! Random demons! Video games! Bebop! People making bets! Dungeons and Dragons babey! Ghosts! Ducks!

    Chapter 20: Adam asks Crowley what it's like to fly. It's awkward. Later, they make wine, and Anathema is a Close Good Friend.

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    After the apocalypse that wasn't, Crowley and Aziraphale always knew that sooner or later Heaven, Hell or both of them would come after them.

    So when the Archangel Michael comes sniffing around the pair, it's not exactly a surprise. It's just that the timing couldn't be worse, because she catches them at a moment when Aziraphale's frustrated creative impulses appear to have plunged them into their most ridiculous predicament yet.

    Resurrections, misconceptions, startled Satanic nuns, eldritch abominations and vacuum cleaner abuse - it's all going on and it's about to get messy, gassy and prone to disastrous decision making. And that's just Crowley.

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    Merlin goes to the tavern and ends up drinking with a demon. Crowley is in a terrible mood after the angel's latest rebuttal to his offer of aid, and Merlin is a great listener when he wants to be. They strike up an unlikely friendship that ends up being rather helpful in the long run.

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    "From the stronger argument", the Good Omens Alternate Universe barristers fic you never knew you wanted!

    Crowley could be a rising star at Brimstone Chambers, if he were able to control his temper and apply himself. Aziraphale on the edge of losing not only his job, but his entire family over a disagreement with which organisations he has granted funds to through his beloved Miracle Foundation, the philanthropic arm of his his family's angel investment firm. Anathema tries to help her old friend out by introducing him to the only lawyer she knows who might be crazy enough to take on the might of Celeste & Sons.

    Two people with different ways of dealing with their issues strike up an unlikely friendship, leading to love and healing. Lots of bickering, bookshop silliness, boozing, bentley rides, shared desserts and blushing.

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    In which Aziraphale is in love with many things about Crowley. Most of them he's fine with. He's a bit more shy about
    A) Being full of lust like a flthy sinner
    B) Being hopelessly endeared by Crowley's more childish beaviors.

    He desperately wants to scoop his demon friend up and take care of him but he doesn't know how to talk about his feelings bcause he is dumb.

    AKA: Author wanted slow burn and romance and age play rolled up into a softness burrito.

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    The result of a pact between WyvernQuill, Pearl09, and I to write Soulmate AUs for the Ineffable Husbands.

    Soulmates share dreams any time they are both asleep. Crowley has spent 6000 years hoping to find his soulmate, but right now, after the Apocalypse has been averted, he'd be happy just to have Aziraphale's love.

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    In which the Almighty punishes the angels for their sense of superiority over the fallen Adam and Eve … with a mating cycle. It doesn’t take Crowley and Aziraphale very long to jump into a completely different Arrangement.

    Somehow it still takes exactly as long to work out that they love each other though…
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    "What're they playing at?" said Aziraphale.
    "I don't know," said Crowley, "but I think it's called silly buggers." His tone suggested that he could play, too. And do it better.

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    It's the end of summer in the year 1990. In the next universe over, Crowley and Aziraphale are pretty busy with the Apocalypse not happening. In this one, they have to deal with a much more personal threat: a team of four angels have found them out, and they know the perfect punishment to fit their crime.

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    Aziraphale is having an existential crisis about love, sex, chocolate cake and Crowley while they are in a patisserie eating decadent chocolate cake.

    Crowley ran a finger over the ganache smeared across the plate, and absently licked the icing off it.

    Oh…..fuck

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    Originally inspired by Infrared by Three Days Grace about how the rest of the world sees Crowley in comparison to how the angel might, but this went in a completely different direction cos Aziraphale is truly oblivious!

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    Crowley, he says, I love—

    Crowley’s pupils engorge a bit behind his sunglasses, turning from slits into something much rounder, something much more hopeful.

    —this hat of yours. Really, it’s rather handsome. Aziraphale has panicked.
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    Crowley's hat has been in Aziraphale's closet since 1941. Aziraphale has had enough of it.

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    Кроули произносит их очень рано — и повторяет из века в век. Азирафель никогда не находит слов для ответа.

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    There was always a low level hum of attraction and lust in the air when Crowley was around. In fact, Aziraphale couldn’t recall a single time, after their first meeting on the wall, when he hadn’t watched Crowley dazzle and transfix every poor human that they encountered. He’d even seen Eve give him the eye when he was in his human form, back in the day, and she’d been with child at the time.
     
    Aziraphale couldn’t blame them for falling victim to Crowley’s considerable wiles. He was a demon, after all. Tempting was in the job description. Plus, he’d clearly designed his human form to be utterly irresistible to all humans, from his eye-catching hair down to his stylish clothing. It was overkill, if you asked Aziraphale. But then, he supposed, overkill wasn’t really a thing with demons.

    Aziraphale would win a gold medal in Mental Gymnastics.

    (Written by iamtheenemy (Steph). Music is Mozart's "Concerto for Flute and Harp in C Major" performed by Alexander Murray and Ann Yeung.)

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    After Armageddon, Crowley has a few more scars than he accounted for and no temptations to keep him distracted from the pain of losing Aziraphale to the fire—even if his friend wasn't really gone.

    Aziraphale, for what it's worth, thought Crowley might need some time alone to figure out what he wants to do with the rest of their eternity on Earth.

    As per usual, he was wrong. Hopefully he can make it up to Crowley before it's too late.

    ~These are the things that go through my head when "November Rain" by Guns N' Roses comes on.~

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    ...who fell in love.

    In the year 4004BC, in the garden, Aziraphale and Crowley met. Then they didn’t see each other for 6000 years. This is in part due to the fact that they’re both on a big planet, and running into someone is easy to avoid. It’s mostly due to the fact that they were both terrified of one another, or, more importantly, how they immediately felt about one another.

    Over the course of 6000 years, it’s easy to forget what someone looks like. So, when they open shops next to one another, they think they’re just any other human.

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    It's Nice to Have a Friend by Taylor Swift rewritten to be Aziraphale figuring out his feelings for Crowley over the years, featuring moments of Eden, approximately 1000 AD, and 1941.

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    There were usually three ways Crowley felt about things.
    He hated a lot of things. Like annoying people. Fake plants. Spotify-advertisements. He also hated mice, shampoos that did absolutely nothing to his hair and P.E. class in general.
    Then there were the things he loved. Or liked. Or felt a tiny bit of sympathy for. Queen. Uncomfortably tight jeans and wearing sunglasses with no reason (it’s a fact that wearing sunglasses only means pure joy if you wear them a., on a particularly dark day, b., in a building.) He also liked skinny black cats that walked to the streets out of nowhere, eyeliners, long-lasting black nail polish and any kind of alcohol.
    With the other things, he was fine with, which in Crowley’s Dictionary meant he didn’t give a fuck about the existence of them. This system worked perfectly since he was born.
    Until he met Aziraphale.

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    "On this particular night, the two beings decided to have a picnic under the stars instead of heading to the Ritz as per usual and drove to a clearing just outside of Tadfield... Unbeknownst to the other, both Crowley and Aziraphale wished with everything they had that this could be a date, that maybe, just maybe, this moment could be something more. However, neither were ready to make any sort of move. Aziraphale, scared Crowley would reject him and never want to see him again, and Crowley, scared that he'd be going way too fast for the Angel again."

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are having a hard time figuring out their feelings for one another.

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