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    Anthony Crowley has learned by now that anything that makes him happy will be temporary at best. His quietly desperate routine is challenged when he happens to strike up a conversation with a customer at work, and he starts realizing three things, in this order: 1. oh huh this Aziraphale guy is actually interesting; 2. he can't stop embarrassing himself by accidentally flirting with him; and 3. oh no this Aziraphale guy is actually extremely attractive what do I do.

    Multi-chapter, updates Mondays and probably some Thursdays for now.

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    In 1955, Crowley takes Aziraphale to meet one of his... temptations.

    For the record, Angels do NOT get jealous.

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    After the Armageddon that wasn't, Crowley and Aziraphale settle into their new, independent lives. They stay in touch with their human friends, but, mostly, are enjoying a quiet life in the countryside.

    All that is about to change. Heaven and Hell have countless plans that operate on a need-to-know basis...and Aziraphale and Crowley didn't need to know. But now they will, as they find themselves in the sudden possession of the byproduct of one of those plans.

    Or, "Crowley and Aziraphale end up with a baby and chaos ensues."

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    How did Crowley find Aziraphale in the church in 1941?

    The answer is finally here!
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    "I take it you are the owner of this establishment."
    Aziraphale snorted. He would not give up his darlings without a proper fight. "Oh, no, not me. I'm actually the owner of an elite gentleman's club just down the way. But, I often come here in my downtime to pilfer through these books and cause their owner a great deal of grief and frustration."
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    After the Apoca-wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley spent 3 glorious months together with chaste cuddling. Crowley, however, wants something more and pulls away. When Aziraphale leaves on a trip to France, the two finally have the space to talk things out. Crowley teaches Aziraphale how to masturbate, and their friendship takes a lusty turn.

    Can their relationship survive their newfound sexual intimacy? Do they ever learn to communicate well? Will they stop being idiots and just fork already? Let's find out!

    (This started as a simple 2 chapter piece, and now it's a whole thing, so there you have it)

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    Crowley is a dramatic dumbass. Feelings happen.

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    Vignette: Crowley got to finish his sentence before he hit Anathema with his car, and then some.

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    As usual, Crowley had decided to open his mouth before thinking about what exactly it was that he was about to let spill forth from it. As a result of this, unsurprisingly, he was now in a spot of hot water. Boiling water. Possibly water so hot that it had gone ahead and become some kind of pyroclastic steam.

    At least Aziraphale could usually be relied upon to take pity on him. This was a big ask though, even by Crowley's please-let-me-keep-empty-aerosol-cans-in-your-cellar-it's-nothing-illegal-I-swear standards. This was, without a doubt, a bigger ask than the aerosol cans.

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    Aziraphale realized his hands were being held still, though he never noticed when they’d started shaking. The demon was kneeling in front of him, glasses now tucked back into his jacket, and looking intently at him. His gold eyes started swimming in his field of vision.
    Why was everything getting blury?
    “Angel...,” Crowley reached up and brushed a tear away with his thumb. Azirphale was crying.

    Based off a tumblr post. Aziraphale just really needs a hug.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are now on their own side. But... what did that mean for them, exactly?

    (I suck at summaries. So this fic is pretty decent, give it a read if you want to (:)

    Title from Ed Sheeran's "Perfect". Not a song fic, though.

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    “Hey, Aziraphale,” Crowley said, and Aziraphale hated (loved) the way that low voice sent a pleasant shiver down his spine. “Angel. You should kiss me, since you’re apparently so experienced. Just so I know what it's like.”

    Aziraphale’s breath caught in his throat. “I… I don’t know if that would be the best idea,” he said softly, avoiding Crowley’s eyes and fixing his attention on the wooden grain of the table. I’m in love with you, he couldn’t say. I’ve been in love with you for decades, centuries, and knowing what it would be like to kiss you while knowing it’s something I can’t ever have would just make everything worse.

     
    [After the Apocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley finally kiss]

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    "I said you are in my head."

    "What do you mean?"

    "It means what I said it means. You are in my thoughts. All. The. Time. I don't know how to make it stop. I...never could."

    "But...what did I do?"

    His voice was so innocent and clueless that it frustrated him and he slammed his hand on the table where they were eating lunch at the Ritz just after they had averted the possible Apocalypse.

    "Nothing! That's the point! You didn't do a single damn thing!"

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    During the Victorian era, a secret language of flowers was developed so people could subtly communicate their feelings and thoughts without ever exchanging a word. Too bad a certain someone slept through the entire 19th century and didn't get the memo.

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    After the Armaggedon-That-Wasn't, everything seemed to fall into normalcy.

    Or so Aziraphale thought.

    [based on a comic by roman_kvn]

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    Crowley suddenly loses his memory, which would be trouble enough if what he’d forgotten hadn’t happened to include a number of very pertinent tidbits about his current lifestyle and state of existence.

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    Aziraphale sucked in a breath. "Good Lord."

    It was the same thing he said in Paris when he was caught and chained in the Bastille. Crowley sat on the couch again and crossed his one leg over the other. His dress hiked up more over his leg and left a flash of a lace undergarment that Aziraphale noticed without meaning to. He coughed into his burgundy sleeve.

    "Did you uh make an Effort for this?"

    Crowley gulped quickly and responded with a dazzling smile to throw him off the prickles of nerves that had Crowley sweating. "Why? Did you want to see, angel?"

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    That wasn’t fair, though, was it? It wasn’t fair of him to expect anything from Aziraphale. Not friendship, not companionship, and certainly not love. It was downright cruel, actually, to expect an angel to love something like him.

    Crowley was a demon, Fallen from Grace, cast out. It was in his job description, hardwired into his dark wings and reptilian eyes, to be unloveable. To be unworthy of love. And it was even crueler, he thought, for a demon to dare fall in love with an angel.

    So why did Crowley feel like his heart was cracking in two, his ribs splintering and his blood freezing?

     

    [Crowley and Aziraphale have been dating for centuries. Crowley missed the memo, and has spent his time pining desperately. It all works out in the end, anyway]

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    Aziraphale is desperate in the passenger seat of the Bentley; Crowley isn't paying him much attention...yet.

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    Crowley starts working with lance corporal Shadwell in the 60s and Aziraphale gets suspicious. Problems ensue.

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    That's it. That's the story.

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