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    Crowley starts working with lance corporal Shadwell in the 60s and Aziraphale gets suspicious. Problems ensue.

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    After supervising the wrong child for 11 years, Crowley and Aziraphale discover that the Antichrist is actually in Brooklyn, and they have one month to avert the Apocalypse. Although they still need to figure out a few minor details (like how to stop him, and what name he's using), they book an Airbnb and head across the pond.

    Meanwhile, Bruce Banner, the last living descendant of Agnes Nutter, is also figuring things out, like how can he best answer his curious mentee, Adam Young’s, many questions about the planet? Why couldn't his ancestor's prophecies have been less nice and more coherent? What role will Stark Industries play in causing the end of the world? If he took down his Airbnb listing months ago, how did two strange Englishmen rent it out? And is he really destined to live the rest of his life with the asshole who plowed him over with a Bentley?

    The combined forces of science, religion, and coincidences--plus the hyper-competent Pepper Potts--might just be enough to avert the Apocalypse and give everyone a happy ending.

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    After the Apoca-wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley spent 3 glorious months together with chaste cuddling. Crowley, however, wants something more and pulls away. When Aziraphale leaves on a trip to France, the two finally have the space to talk things out. Crowley teaches Aziraphale how to masturbate, and their friendship takes a lusty turn.

    Can their relationship survive their newfound sexual intimacy? Do they ever learn to communicate well? Will they stop being idiots and just fork already? Let's find out!

    (This started as a simple 2 chapter piece, and now it's a whole thing, so there you have it)

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    Aziraphale's bookshop and Crowley's Bentley have become quite close over the years. Keeping an eye on one wayward principality and one vaguely sauntering demon isn't the easiest job, but someone's got to do it. Especially when, post-Armadidn't, Heaven and Hell decide that Aziraphale and Crowley need to be dealt with. But they've picked a fight with the wrong car and bookshop.

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    Crowley is a dashing musketeer (not to mention poet, astronomer, botanist and so forth), Aziraphale is his bookish cousin (and royal librarian). Crowley has been in love with Aziraphale but he believes that his feelings will not be returned because of his serpent like eyes. Then Aziraphale confesses that he has fallen in love, and Crowley finds nothing better to do than to help Aziraphale's love write some letters. After all he doesn't need to feign his feelings.

    Cyrano de Bergerac with Aziraphale, Crowley, descent into comedy and a happy ending. Unrequited love, but not really.

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    Aziraphale is a hedonistic, barely tolerated, socially awkward principality angel stationed on earth who dutifully does his job by day and quietly indulges himself by night. He was given an average human shaped body that, according to his superiors, he has let go soft and useless. He is by no means special or especially powerful. Which makes it all the more confusing when Gabriel informs him, frowning mightily enough for God Herself, that he has been given a special task straight from the Top; compromise the Demon Crowley.

    Or; the Lucifer inspired AU that no one asked for.

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    The two knew that they had to stop this at once. Six thousand bloody years of dancing around each other as if they weren’t painfully in love had to come to a stop. Crowley had figured it out a while ago but did nothing to get rid of the painful feeling in his chest. Aziraphale, on the other hand, had discovered their dangerous dance and quickly decided that he wanted to do something about it.

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    If I kiss this line up your cheek, would you trust me not to bite? If I nibbled gently on your jaw, down your neck, would you crane your head around, beg for more?

    You would, it turns out. You ask me to bite. I oblige.

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    ...who fell in love.

    In the year 4004BC, in the garden, Aziraphale and Crowley met. Then they didn’t see each other for 6000 years. This is in part due to the fact that they’re both on a big planet, and running into someone is easy to avoid. It’s mostly due to the fact that they were both terrified of one another, or, more importantly, how they immediately felt about one another.

    Over the course of 6000 years, it’s easy to forget what someone looks like. So, when they open shops next to one another, they think they’re just any other human.

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    After the whole incident with the holy water, Aziraphale is upset, and Gabriel actually notices for once.

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    Aziraphale was the type of angel who wrote his thoughts and feelings down whenever it started to overwhelmed him.

    It's only happened around ten times in the course of six thousand years. All of them after meeting with a certain demon, Crowley, and their interesting interactions in between points of history.

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    OR: Aziraphale's thoughts and feelings about Crowley over the course of six thousand years.

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    Apocalypse didn't happen, and Aziraphale wants to express his gratitude to all the people who were trying to prevent it. And what's the best way to show your feelings? Music, of course!
    Even more so, given that he knows one demon who used to be a part of a musical ensemle ("A band, Aziraphale, it was a band!")

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    It had, quite honestly, been more of a burden to call London home than it would have been to simply continue his nomadic lifestyle. It had kept him from stagnation, from sitting still, from the constant twitching in his fingers that demanded something happen now, now, now…

    But then Aziraphale bought that blasted bookshop, and settled quite happily into a routine, and that was that.


    Fear gripped Crowley’s heart as he neared the bookshop, adrenaline urging him forward faster and faster, have to get there, have to get to him, and –

    Oh.

    “ANGEL!”

    -or-

    Centuries before the Apocalypse, the demon Crowley is surrounded by fire of a different sort, and becomes increasingly desperate to keep his angel from the flames - even if it means burning up himself.

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    Crowley always loved kids, from sneaking children onto the ark, to shifting into a dog to entertain them during the black plague, Crowley loved kids. He knew there would be a leftover kid when he gave the Anti-christ to the nuns and while he didn't tell Aziraphale, he took the extra kid. The demon told the nuns that it was part of the his Lord's instructions.

    You can't hide a kid from your best friend for long.

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    That wasn’t fair, though, was it? It wasn’t fair of him to expect anything from Aziraphale. Not friendship, not companionship, and certainly not love. It was downright cruel, actually, to expect an angel to love something like him.

    Crowley was a demon, Fallen from Grace, cast out. It was in his job description, hardwired into his dark wings and reptilian eyes, to be unloveable. To be unworthy of love. And it was even crueler, he thought, for a demon to dare fall in love with an angel.

    So why did Crowley feel like his heart was cracking in two, his ribs splintering and his blood freezing?

     

    [Crowley and Aziraphale have been dating for centuries. Crowley missed the memo, and has spent his time pining desperately. It all works out in the end, anyway]

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    Crowley and Aziraphale have their first date and, well, Crowley is such a bottom in this. On tumblr too.

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    It was really quite rude not to look at someone with whom you were having a conversation, said person should be graced with your full attention. This is something Aziraphael felt quite strongly about, manners. He felt it said quiet a lot about someone's character - whether they said their please and thank yous, if they gave you their attention when you spoke to them... eventually this list would include other things too, like allowing someone to walk in front of you, holding a door open...but these things needed to be invented first.

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    Takes place right after Crowley and Aziraphale clink glasses. They share stories of what happened in Heaven and Hell. Crowley wonders if he can feel Love again.

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    Or: "Gender? I Hardly KNOW Her!"

    "As an angel, Aziraphale had all sorts of things he disapproved of, naturally. Murder was a nasty thing. He wasn't all that keen on those frightening little jack-in-the-box toys they kept churning out. But gender, that was something that got under Aziraphale's skin, that was what truly annoyed him. The very concept was a bit-- Itchy."

    Aziraphale and Crowley try to figure out the strange little human boxes of gender throughout time, taking plenty of stops along the way to smell the roses, inconvenience people, drink good wine, make new bodies for themselves, and accidentally fall a bit in love. Or, more than a bit.

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    Aziraphale keeps asking Crowley to marry him but the demon doubts his seriousness. Desperate, the angel starts listing all the right, most logical reasons.

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