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    It was a lie, at least in part, as all good stories tend to be. Destruction, death, and fire were all accounted for in Ragnarok, this “final destiny of the gods.” But the power of a god cannot be destroyed by heat and flame—the Norns know this, though they might not tell you.

    “What of Thor?” you ask, and rightly so, for the god of thunder fell in the battle and was consumed by the fire that ravaged Midgard. If final is not final and the end is not the end, what comes from the ashes?

    (This is the fix-it nobody asked for where everyone's favorite problem starter solver is tasked to find Thor reborn.)

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    More than anything else, David wants to believe he's not sick because that means he isn't crazy. It means he can fall in love and live happily ever after. But if he surrenders to that hope and he's wrong, then there's no coming back.

    The Shadow King is victorious, but the battle for David Haller’s soul has only begun. David fails to escape Division 3's intervention and is forced into therapy. With his relationships ruined, his mind split, and his past a lie, death seems like the only choice left. But Farouk is pulling the strings to keep him alive. As David's friends and family work desperately to save him, David must reclaim his past and present to avoid losing his future to the monster who destroyed him.

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    It's not that she didn't love him; she did. It's not that he wasn't beautiful, he was. It's just that try as she might, Marinette couldn't cum thinking of one Adrien Agreste

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    Marinette starts using Chat Noir to fulfil her sexual fantasies. But when she brings the fantasy into real life she ends up hurting the kitty she doesn't realise actually loves her.

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    After the battle of Crait, Kylo Ren and Rey must now decide if they will continue to fight against each other or explore the Force Bond that continues to thrust them into each others' lives. When a greater evil rises, will they be able to put aside their differences and their feelings to save the galaxy? Or will finally coming together be their undoing?

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    “So,” he said, unwrapping the foil of the bar, “I’m Clint.”

     

     

     

     

    The Soldier just blinked at him, caught somewhere between confused and surprised.

     

    Which, fair, Clint got that a lot.

     

    But he figured the Soldier hadn’t expected him to acquiesce so quickly, and Clint fully intended to capitalize on that, either in information or opportunity to escape or both.

     

    He flashed a half-smile at the other man, one he’d flashed at a dozen other people in the last few years, one that got him a second look at least seventy percent of the time, and a quickie a fairly significant portion of that. He stretched his arms up over his head and cracked his spine, working the stiffness out of the shoulder that had, until ten seconds ago, been shackled to the furniture.

     

    “This is the part where you tell me your name.” Clint said. “Or something to call you by,” he amended.

     

    Or: Clint meets his soulmate.

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    Finding a new roommate wasn't quite as easy as Sehun had thought it was going to be... Especially not when he was the only human around!

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    You laughed nervously. “Okay, you did kinda scare the fuck out of me. Only a little bit, though.”

    Something about his expression changed, but you weren’t quite sure which part of your sentence had caused it.

    “There’s that dirty mouth again.”

     

    Oh. That.

     

    You couldn’t help but gasp when he extended his hand, for half a second you thought you were about to get choked again — which, honestly, sounded pretty good to you. But instead, he reached out and brushed those weird cybernetic fingers across your upper arm, swiping a little glob of bubbles off your shoulder. Apparently you missed some when you were drying off.

     

    Is he…flirting?

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    Reader is an Apex Legend with powers that rely on attraction -- both magnetic and physical. Crypto's legendary finisher gets her feeling all hot & bothered, but it's nothing a nice shower and a little target practice can't fix...as long as her mouth doesn't get her in trouble first.

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    Panting, Jack looked up at the balcony, victorious and eager, and the glittering, gleeful hunger in Gabriel’s expression lit him up from the inside.

    For a moment, it was just the two of them in an empty gym.

    For a moment, they glimpsed the possibility, an alternate life, where neither were attached, how easy it would be.

    They shied away hard.

    (( In which Jack and Gabriel become friends because they don't want to fuck each other, and then spend two decades struggling to convince themselves that this is still the case. ))

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    After the war is won, Giorno tries to give his deceased associates a new lease on life. And it works! It works well.

    There's just some unexpected side effects.

    In which Leone Abbacchio finds himself sharing his body with the soul of Bruno Buccellati. Discovering someone else’s hopes and dreams has never been so literal.

    (Came back for you. Glad to see that you came too.)

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    Giyuu's eyes widen, pretty in the way a seemingly calm river with vicious rapids lurking underneath is pretty, and Sanemi is screwed. He promises himself that nothing like this will ever happen again.

    He's lying.

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    In this shared madness, it takes two to dance.

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    Hawkins was supposed to be a 'fresh start'. Somewhere quiet, where Billy could lay low until he could run away from this nightmare. But everything changes after the fight with Steve at the Byers' house. Being brought home the next morning in a cop car is just the icing on the shit-cake of his life. He can't go a few months without ruining shit, and like always, it's all his fault. He brings the beatings and violence down on himself, even when he can't help what his dad's been trying to beat out of him for as long as he can remember.

    Not with King Steve in the picture.

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    Office Boy Ruki has a particular interest...an interest that might actually get him in trouble

    but that's the whole fun of it.

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    Poe, Finn, and the rest of the Resistance rally to face the First Order. Leia takes on the New Republic as the deeply fractured Senate tries to snuff out the Resistance. Rey struggles to understand what it means to become a Jedi, and what it will cost. After the fall of Starkiller Base, General Hux and Kylo Ren are more at odds than ever, but a mandate from Supreme Leader Snoke forces them to cooperate. Soon, they find their paths more intertwined than they ever thought possible.

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    You have slowly worked your way through the writer’s ranks at the New York Times, finally securing your dream spot in the business section as an investigative journalist. However, turning down your boss’ advances lands you writing the article from hell: a PR-fix for the Avengers.

    Since the destruction of Thanos, the world has idolised the Avengers. They can do no wrong. You see through the facade and their ego. Forced to stay at the new facilities, you must live the Avenger’s lifestyle and document the life of an international super hero.

    You catch the eye of Steve Rogers, Captain America.

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    Jon and Martin spend a quiet evening getting off together.

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    Barricade did not have a happy childhood. He still decided to go on to be an Enforcer, to help people. But there's so much temptation out there, and some bribes for looking the other way are far too easy to justify as "helping people." Internal affairs get involved, and then it goes steadily downhill. After all, who on Cybertron would hire an ex-Enforcer, convicted for corruption, possession, and public indecency?

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    Geeky Ben Solo aches for pretty Rey. He has to have her, he must. It's all up to the roll of the dice.

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    Three friends have challenged one another to write a Good Omens fic each before October is over. The first of them is Joseph who became “Captain Dragon” in the escape room based on Good Omens (see Part 2 of the October Tales series). He later adds “Scaramouche” to his moniker because when you impress God with your fandango you are bound to flaunt it. Joseph identifies as asexual and this is what he intends to put into his story.
    In this story Crowley gets very irritated with Aziraphale and decides to teach him a lesson. And a lesson is most certainly taught.

    This is part of the October Tales series but it can be read on its own.

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    After being relieved of his supposed destiny by Princess Zelda due to his biological orientation Link decided he wants nothing more than to just live a comfortable and quiet life till the end of his days. Until fate decides to throw a very handsome Zora Prince at his feet. When tensions between the Zora people begin to rise Link finds that he may just become the Hero of Hyrule after all.

     

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