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    ”Can you show me? How you like to be…”
    He seems confused. “To be?”
    “Touched.”
    His gills flare. “Why do you want me to show you how—”
    “So I can learn. So you can teach me. Yes?”
    No, apparently. Or maybe—perhaps yes. Kylo looks vehemently opposed for a moment, then shocked, and then he presses his lips together. As though he would like to, but he can’t quite tell her no; as though the temptation is too strong, and this is a lost battle for him. And then he inches slightly away from Rey, not quite meeting her eyes, and begins.


    OR: Four times sea serpents Kylo and Rey are still trying to figure sex out, and one time they know exactly what they're doing.

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    Drabble. There are practical considerations to sex in a post-apocalyptic world.

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    A black-ops secret service, preserving 'stability' in the Sixth World by any means. A certain female martial artist who must fight to live.

    Chpt 10 - Who says Shadowrunners can't get...'lonely'?

    Based on 'The Third Eye' by [H2SO4]Marauder. Shadowrun belongs to the copyright holders.

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    Thirty-day porn prompts challenge which was originally for December 2018, all focusing on the Unicronian OT3 with various supporting cast. (Since someone quite rightly brought it up in comments, please be aware that pretty much every fic here will assume, and may mention, background polyfidelity between all three Unicronians and possibly also Rodimus Prime, who appears in a bunch of these.) Assorted lengths, ratings, and pairings, specific warnings in each chapter. I was trying to post one fic per day but the muses have apparently never heard of the idea of SHORT prompt fills, so this is now just an ongoing writing exercise that's going to end whenever it ends...

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    This isn't a love story.

    (College/University AU. Robin/Ricken, one-sided Chrobin.)

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    Steve's day is already off to a bad start.

    Steve doesn't date alphas, or at least he tries not to. With a string of exes hanging around, Steve does the only sensible thing he can: pretends to be dating his hot alpha plumber. Unfortunately, Steve's plan has as many holes as his pipes.

    And no, that's not a euphemism.

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    Alternative title: Five times Eggsy had a wank, and one time he had a hand...

    Eggsy Unwin really, really wants to get off. But it's not like there are many opportunities for privacy in the Kingsman training dorms. Or out on mission. Or on a stakeout....

    He'll just have to take matters into his own hands, make the best of it, and hope that nobody catches him - even if he might hope that someone in particular is watching.

    ~~~

    'Anyway he’s up, and his dick could hammer nails into steel, and he’s pretty sure everyone else’s sleeping. And if they ain’t sleeping, well, they fucking should be, and he wants a wank.

    And if Merlin’s behind the glass, well. Tough shit for him.'

    ~~~

    This is a 5+1 that wouldn't leave me alone, and then grew into six chapters of absolute filth. Featuring alll the wanking you could ever want, in all manner of scenarios. It's total, absolute smut, with a big old dollop of fluff, and a teeny bit of fluff that bullied it's way in.

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    In the midst of a quiet night, a figure of a well-built man groaned lowly, a sound that sounded more like a guttural growl, one that was almost inaudible, had the silence of the room not been stifling. Accompanied by wet squelches and sharp slaps of moist skin coming into contact, the room, dark and quiet, was simply lit by the lighting of the buildings and towers overlooking this bustling city and the room on the top floor they were in. Shut behind the closed doors, sheathed behind the soundproof walls, hidden behind all scrutiny, the sheer debauchery between two grown men of different juxtaposing backgrounds came to light in this room.

    Pressed against the glass windows that extended from the marble flooring to the top of the ceiling, a young man panted heavily, his hot breath fogging the glass windows. Calloused hands ran down the smooth expanse of his body, pausing at his thighs, spreading them apart into a wider stance. Shame gnawed at his insides at being put into such a humiliating position. To be taken. Fucked. Bred. His lips quivered against the cool glass at the thought of it. Bred.

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    On May 29, 1970, the Winter Soldier feels a burning sensation and looks down at his wrist to find a single name written in enduring ink: Antonia Margaret Stark.

    HYDRA, fearing the defiance of their greatest asset due to a bond that cannot and will not be denied its due, immediately dispatches the Soldier, to locate, collect and deliver this newborn girl to HYDRA, which will become her new home, her new family and her entire world - to be raised as another one of HYDRA’s great warriors: their Engineer.

    But the Engineer is a faulty asset. She thinks things that may get her killed one day. She wants things that she shouldn’t, that are not hers to want. She has a mind and body that belong more to herself than any handler, than any commander she may have.

    And if she cuts her strings, when she cuts her strings, well, when you put sheep next to wolves, you ask for a bloodbath.

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    Your normal sex pollen fic. Adam Jensen's been hit with a virus that will kill him if he doesn't get laid and might kill him if he gets laid anyway. He can only think of one person he'd like to get laid by, and Francis Pritchard is the only one who can make an antivirus in time.

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    Стив Роджерс очень любит мел и Баки Барнса, а Баки готов пойти на все, чтобы ему этого мела достать. История гипсофилии длиной почти в век.

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    Diego already knows he shouldn't take the flash drive when Klaus presses it into his hands at the end of class. He already knows he should just throw it in the can by his desk and never have to deal with it again. But he doesn't. He doesn't throw it away. He tucks the flash drive into his pocket and there it stays, burning a hole into the fabric until he can get home, hours later, and pop it into his laptop.
    There's only a single video on it. Just one, innocent video entitled ';-)'. But considering just who gave it to him, he knows its anything but innocent.

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    Zoii Spencer. A 23 year old adult who lived with her sister and was unemployed. Her life wasn't that interesting. It was something that the girl had grown tired of. She wanted to just have a life that was changing, something new. So searching up phone games, she came across a game that drew in the adult. Thinking what could wrong? Zoii started up the game. The game "Love's Poisonous Secret" made the girl feel something. Everything is fine and dandy till suddenly the phone crashes after the prolong. Growing annoyed Zoii falls asleep not knowing exactly what hell she unleashed with the game.

    Zoii would soon realize that she made a terrible mistake playing the phone game. What will befall upon this girl as she gets thrown into an endless hell of suffering and pain.

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    Instead of Kore killing Tiberius, instead of Naevia making the decision on her own, instead of Caesar forgetting Kore exists at all, the three get their revenge in the most logical way possible. Caesar enjoys the five day trip back to Marcus, and the two weeks left until their return home trip. However Tiberius has lost mind if he thinks his torment ends with their homecoming.

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    Fics too short to publish on their own.

    4: If Gary is going to be the star, you might as well get your own back.
    5: Rob wonders why Gary takes it so well.
    6: There's no good reason for Howard's throat to go dry. This isn't much for them; Mark's just kidding about.
    7: Rob convinces Mark to come back.
    8: Joining this band seemed like a great idea, the perfect way to get his career started, up until the point a director is telling him to take all his clothes off and lie face down on the floor. Then Gary starts having second thoughts.
    9: He's still thinking about Gary.
    10: They all came to see Howard in hospital yesterday, and so How probably wasn't expecting to see him again so soon, but Jason needed to check on him, be with him. He often feels like that.
    11: Rob says Gary is a selfish, greedy tyrant. Gary says Robbie's whining and exaggerating. Jason reckons they're both right.
    12: "Mate, how many songs about me did you write?"
    13: Mark takes Gary's clothes off.
    14: Pianos can be dangerous things.
    15: Howard ought to go comfort Mark, but he can't.

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    Dean Winchester is a living, breathing, walking, talking, fucking sex god. Yet throughout all of SPN, we never get to see his cock. (Thanks, CW. Thanks a lot.)

    ... But what if SPN was meant to be a steamy show on HBO? Or, better yet, a XXX porno? What if each episode featured hardcore sex that had to be cut out to keep the series PG-13? These would be the deleted dirty scenes.

    And you get to play the role of every lucky character who gets with Dean.

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    When Frank makes a promise, you hold him to his promise. But when he’s late in coming home, you don’t take it very lightly and make him pay in more ways than one….or is it the other way around?

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    Castiel Novak is a normal "straight" guy, who can't kept his eyes off his new neighbor.

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    It is spring. Ganondorf, King and Protector of the Geldo is 20, and it is late in the fifth year of his reign - the eleventh year since the Sands took a child and gave the people a prince in return.

    The wars and provincial feuds continue as always, and despite the effort of the best diplomats four nations have to offer during the winter summits, peace remains a distant dream.

    The Hylian armies outnumber the Golden Legions a hundred to one. Only a fool challenges such a force in open country, where even if one should break through their lines, one may be all too easily flanked, one's supply severed.

    Ganondorf is many things, but he is not a fool.

    And on winter solstice, when the forces of chaos reach their highest tide, a Blood Moon will rise in full glory above the ancient Spirit Gate in the depths of the Sand Sea...
     

    Setting:
    Sideways of and before Majora.

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    Another smutty Ganlink story, which with any luck will be short. which is apparently not interested in being short.

    What even is my brain anymore.

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    61/?
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    Brian knew that was coming, he knew it since the beginning: the way Tim spoke, the way he smiled, the way he played — Brian was falling more and more in love, denying himself all of that because he also knew it was unrequited. All the talking, all the touches, the songs written together and the amazing playing were just that, there weren’t feelings involved — and even if they were, he wouldn’t act on it: it was better to have Tim as just a bandmate than to not have him at all.

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