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    When a demon and an angel love each other very much they consult their witch friend to look into some more... magical options.

    Unconventional love calls for unconventional conception. Ten years post the Armageddon that wasn't as well as two years of marital bliss have seen a certain angel and demon wanting to take the next step in their relationship, having children of their very own. But, this is an occult and ethereal being we're talking about, so everything relating to their little bundle of joy is a tad unusual.

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    When a random teenagers falls from the bookshop ceiling, Aziraphale and Crowley are left to figure out were they had come from; however, that is not a simple answer for either of them to find.

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    "All in all, the couple had a wonderful life. Aziraphale and Crowley were comfortable in their own skin. They were proud to be transgender and open about their identities. They loved each other more than anything in the world. And now, they hoped to expand their family."

    A Human AU. Crowley is a trans woman. Aziraphale is a trans man and becomes pregnant. They are in their late 30s. This fic follows the journey from the conception of their baby to their birth.

    Title inspired by "I Got You" by Ciara

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    19/?
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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series which continued for over a year.

    There won't be any other regular updates, but I'm not discounting the possibility of the odd chapter happening in future if inspiration strikes. For now I'm calling it a completed work. But feel free to keep sending me prompts. You might inspire something more. Thanks for all the love.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are neighbours. And...it does not go at all well, until it does.

    A human AU in which Aziraphale is a bookseller, Crowley is a drummer, and they are both petty disasters in the worst/best way.

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    “So what’s your deal?”
    “My-my-my deal?” Aziraphale stammered. “I’m a bookseller, is my deal.”
    “Oh,” Crowley replied, sounding as uninterested as it was possible to sound.
    “It’s just, I couldn’t help overhearing, and --” Aziraphale swallowed hard. “You really are an accomplished musician. But I thought -- for after 11PM -- perhaps we could reach some arrangement?”
    “Arrangement?”
    Aziraphale felt his his smile turning forced. “Such as, perhaps, playing the drums *before* eleven? Instead of after?”
    Crowley stared blankly at him. In fact he stared for so long that Aziraphale briefly wondered if he'd lapsed into ancient Greek again, which he was known to do in bad dreams or during panic attacks.

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    Crowley didn't plan for any of this to happen.
    He didn't expect to go to a university library to meet the little witch's unfortunate boyfriend. But there he was.
    He didn't expect to find a book that can catch his attention nor did he plan to actually read it in the library. But when he noticed, he was reading.
    He didn't expect to meet someone, yet, the most beautiful person could ever existed was there, in front of him.
    And to his absolute certain, he did not plan to fall, but still, his heart raced for a man he had just met once.
    From the moment his eyes caught the man in front of him, there was no turing back...

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    1/?
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    The summer of 2022, Ezira Phale is a rookie Formula 1 driver out to prove he's one of the best racecar drivers in the world, but everything gets turned upside down when he falls in love with his real-life idol, AJ Crowley. Or: The one where Crowley does not go too fast for Aziraphale.

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    This story uses a multi-media format with CSS and HTML. It's best read using the workskin so please make sure that you are enabling user workskins. If you do not want to use the workskin, I will also be posting a .pdf of each chapter and a final .pdf once everything is posted! I’m not so cool as to know how to do podcasts, manips, and videos, but this will feature scripts, news articles, text messages, tumblr, and race programming!

    So strap in and put your seatbelt on! This is going to be one fast ride of romance, competition, and over-indulgence.

    ____

    Thank you to The_Bentley for the beta, and to ladybugcaptor who has been an amazing fandom friend and cheerleader who has listened to me rage as I've written this.

    Story is complete and sitting at roughly 140k. Posting ~3 chapters week. Final chapter will be posted tentatively on 10/24.

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    morbidity and romance are lovers - racketghost

     

     

     

    A compilation of doodles and ficlets for racketghost's 13 Days of Halloween prompt fest.

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    This is a sequel to Apotheosis

    Crowley and Aziraphale have had a long life together - longer than a man of Aziraphale’s age should have been able to enjoy. But now the gulf between them feels endless and insurmountable.

    Alone on earth, Crowley struggles against the tides of grief and the deterioration of his physical form. All he wants is to get back to Aziraphale - but how?

    Beyond the veil, Aziraphale only has one thought - being reunited with Crowley, no matter what it takes.

    Will God, destiny, or their own wills, let them be together again? Can Crowley bridge the divide between them and bring Aziraphale back into the safety of his arms?

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    Chapters:
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    It had been a couple months after Crowley discovered Aziraphale's secret, and he is trying to help Aziraphale in every way he can when the full moon has arrived; only this time, things don't go as simple as they thought.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    Humans. Captured by human sorcerers. Practitioners of the occult. Humans with too much time on their hands and more power than they ever should have.

    Aziraphale had been told he was one of the lucky ones.

    OR

    Aziraphale is captured and tortured and after all is said and done, Crowley desperately tries to put his angel back together.
    (Whumptober 2021)

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    After helping to solve a murder case with their show, the team of "Dark Places, Dark Stories" got a lot of national attention. Thanks to that, Michael Nether, a rich business woman, hired them to investigate and end the hauntings in a Scottish village. She hopes to help the village prosper when the strange occurences stop.
    But sometimes the ghosts of the past just won't rest.

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    Chapters:
    5/6
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    A follow up to Shadow of a Dream - Crowley and Aziraphale are getting married.

    That's it, that's the fic. This will be the wedding and reception told in present tense, with wedding planning and parties interspersed within. There is a bit of angst but it's most fluff. This isn't a story, just pieces of one all jumbled up in chaos.

    The title, is of course from Hamlet.

    This is completely self indulgent, but I hope some of you may enjoy it as well.

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    5/?
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    Anthony J. Crowley and Aziraphale Fell are sophomores in Swindlefield High and end up in detention after getting into a fight with each other. Once the teacher who supervises detention leaves the room they end up talking to each other, after making plans to hang out after detention ends. How will their relationship turn out?

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    20
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    6
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    Crowley, needing to downsize, moves into a new flat above a shop in Soho, but the past comes back to Haunt him. But it's not even his past. Amd the past, despite it's inherent creepiness, is kind of his type. Tl;dr: ghost Aziraphale haunts Crowley, but like, romantically.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    What if Aziraphale and Crowley were human? And married? And owned a small bookshop...
    What would happen next?
    They have their happy ending, but happy endings don't ever quite look like fairytales. They're still filled with navigating complicated families or the small problems that life brings. And some nights are filled with silly dancing in the living room. Really I have no idea where these two will take us. But it will always be their story, and they'll get through as they have everything else with the other by their side.

    This will be a series of one shots. There will never be an ending to the story so it will never show as completed unless I decide my time with it is finished.

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    519
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
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    15
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    1
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    Crowley is convinced to turn The Bentley into The Batmobile

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    1/1
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    Eitan Kahani is a nerdy vet tech whose flatmates finally convinced him to join a trans support group. Aaron Mizrachi is a dedicated accountant who joined the same group after having to go stealth at his new job. They meet and form an immediate connection, and soon find out they have so much more in common.

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    43/?
    Comments:
    279
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    81
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    5
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    1968
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    Aziraphale and Crowley were, quite literally, made for each other. As in God Herself created them as soulmates, designed to be together. However, with Crowley's Fall form Heaven, both he and Aziraphale have lost their pre-Fall memories of each other and are unaware that they have been the other's soulmate from the very Beginning.

    When they meet in the Garden of Eden, they both can't help thinking that something about the other just seems familiar. It takes them 6000 years of mutual pining, misunderstandings, and (forbidden) friendship to find their love- and regain access to their memories before the Fall. Memories of being created by God for one another.

    This story begins with the Garden of Eden and goes through several canon scenes through time before eventually shifting to a post-canon exploration of their relationship in the aftermath of the Apocalypse-that-failed-at-its-one-job.

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    4/?
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    16
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    43
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    One of them was a funeral director, the other was a florist - can i make it any more obvious?

    Aziraphale runs a family business- a funeral home. One day at work he encounters Anthony Crowley, who needs to organise the funeral of his half-brother. As it turns out, Crowley is a remarkable florist. And what of it?

    In the background, we see Newt Pulsifer - a professional in what he does, an expert in his field. Too bad most people don’t hold any appreciation for his skill when it comes to forming a relationship with the embalmer… Is this why he chooses to speak in half-truths with a lovely girl that chats him up in a cafe?

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    English
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    29,825
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    123
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1364

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