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    Во время непринуждённого разговора в Татфилде, Азирафаэль высказывает некоторые довольно неожиданные для Кроули представления о природе их отношений.
    Тем не менее, Кроули ни за что бы не сказал, что они ошибочные.

    Language:
    Русский
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    3,070
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    It was Aziraphale’s fault that Crowley was lying on the cold, hard ground. Aziraphale's arms were tiring, but the pale hands, soaked with blood, proved that all he was doing was not in vain.
    It was all he could do to scream Crowley's name, and watch in horror as he was tugged away, people swathed in blue dividing Aziraphale from Crowley like Moses parting the sea.
    --
    In which Crowley was supposed to become the president of the United States, but an assassination attempt left him comatose, and Aziraphale powerless.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,677
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    742
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    First time

    Masturbation

    Oral sex

    Clothed or half-dressed

    Fingering (skipped for now)

    Edging / Orgasm Denial

    Long-distance sex (phone, skype, telepathy, etc.) (Skipped for now)

    Dom/sub

    Sadism / Masochism

    Against the wall

    In public place

    On the floor

    In a car

    Morning lazy sex

    Outdoors/exposed to the elements

    Shower sex

    In or on a place not a bed

    New Positions

    With toys

    Vanilla kink

    Rough sex

    Threesome

    Getting Caught

    Dirty talk

    Blood

    Voyeurism

    Aftercare

    Sexting

    Acting out fantasies

    Whatever pleases you

    Language:
    English
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    11,179
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    3079
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    Crowley says they're not out of the woods yet, that there is still a war coming, and it will be between Heaven and Hell on one side, and Humanity on the other. Crowley, Aziraphale, and Adam have all chosen humanity. And Crowley's right, but perhaps it's not as simple as he thinks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,144
    Chapters:
    12/16
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    652
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    In burning Agnes Nutter's second book of prophecies, Anathema and Newt discover a mysterious page that refuses to go up in flame. Atop it is written a poem which neither, at that time, can hope to understand.

    Something is happening, wheels are turning, and neither Heaven nor Hell are wont to forgive and forget. An Angel and a Demon are very much in danger of losing one another.

    Language:
    English
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    1,007
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
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    37
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    What does it mean when you stop being the only thing that defined who you were? After burning the second volume of The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, witch following the Apocalypse that wasn't, Anathema Device finds herself unmoored. Her entire life up until this moment had been at the mercy of her ancestor, and for the first time she's in the driver's seat (but with no idea of where she wants to go).

    A series of ostensibly connected short scenes, following Anathema as she sets out to discover who she is without the Prophecies to guide her.

    Language:
    English
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    2,144
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    98
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    In 1925 Cairo was already a city so old that the stars had changed their position in the sky since it was born. The strange, mysterious, wonderful city was full of every form of life.

    (Or the remake of the 1999 mummy movie)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,063
    Chapters:
    15/19
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1038
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    Anathema Device and Newton Pulsifer are tying the knot!
    They decide to invite the angel and demon duo to join in their celebration, but there is a problem. Newt doesn't have many friends he can count on to throw him a bachelor party, so Anathema decides to help her future husband. And does so by asking the ineffable pair to plan the festivities. What could go wrong?
    --
    "Oh, thank you so much. I was really worried. I mean asking a demon and an angel to throw a bachelor party for your spouse sounds crazy, but less so than any of his other options. Just try to keep it casual, okay?" Anathema said.
    "Oh, um..." Had Aziraphale heard her properly?
    --

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,588
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    549
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    Second entry in the "Hogwarts Bound" 'verse sees Crowley and Aziraphale beginning third year and rekindling their friendship after the fallout. Expect an appearance from the Mirror of Erised, Peeves, and some extraordinary pining from both parties as they discover their place in the world.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,578
    Chapters:
    9/12
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    591
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    The world has been saved. The people on it are happy and summer has come again. An angel and a demon have built a life together, and Heaven and Hell want their revenge.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,817
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    210
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    Following a day of intimacy during Crowley's Time of the Millennium and a rather large deposit of eggs Aziraphale looks for a way to fertilize them not realizing that such an event doesn't start with a whimper.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,080
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    333
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    In the wake of Armageddidn't, Crowley and Aziraphale struggle with their relationship to each other and what to do with themselves. Fate intervenes in the form of the Four Horsepeople and their afflictions, although not quite in the way either demon or angel would have expected.

    (Or: two supernatural idiots get stricken with mortality and have to muddle through the ordeal of being human as well as their own feelings. It goes about as well as you might expect. Shenanigans and long-suppressed pining abound.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,291
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    101
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    Aziraphale is a PhD student who needs a roommate so he can continue to afford his house in the U.S. capital of Washington D.C. Luckily, the family he tutors for on the side just happened to find him one! He doesn’t think he will like him much since he is in the states to work on Mr. Dowling’s senate campaign, so he’s probably a terrible person (even if he is good looking).

    Crowley is pretty independent and doesn’t really have a lot of what you would call “friends”. But he doesn’t mind his new roommate. He would much rather hang out with him than his coworkers, anyways. His roommate’s best friends Anathema and Newt aren’t too bad, either. It’s nice to have some friends. Maybe he likes it in D.C.
    ---
    They are millenials! But still British and still old fashioned- just a little twist on our favorite husbands.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,231
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1116
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    Aziraphale è un talentuoso pasticciere; cosa vorrà mai da lui quel tizio affascinante dai capelli rossi che da un po' frequenta il suo locale?

    [Italy!AU]
    [Pâtisserie!AU]

    Language:
    Italiano
    Words:
    6,455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    9
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    After the Apocalypse is averted, an Angel and a Demon go on holiday, which turns into something a bit like retirement... or it would, if there weren't so much unfinished business following them around...

    In which 6,000 years of pining are finally, eventually, resolved, new purpose is found, and loose ends are tied up for good. Endless thanks are due to McManatea, my inestimable beta, and Yubi, Mith, and Ruto, for their wonderful cheerleading encouragement. :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,793
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    1871
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    An angel, a demon, two antichrists, a cute hellhound, and a duck are all that stand against the second apocalypse. For Crowley, a second chance not to mess things up, until nightmares from hell begin to haunt him. Featuring two Ineffable Idiots who don't realize they're in love when everyone, God Herself, and the Bentley can see it. Rated Mature for language and sexual implications but nothing too graphic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,228
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    332
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    Adam es un chico de once años que sale de su pueblo natal, Tadfield, para iniciar su viaje como entrenador pokémon. Está acompañado por su amigo de la infancia, un Slurpuff llamado Aziraphale. Después de presenciar como un mal entrenador abandona a su Seviper de nombre Crowley, Adam lo captura y lo une a su equipo. Crowley cae enamorado enseguida de Aziraphale, pero el tierno tipo hada no parece percatarse de ello...
    AU de Good Omens basado en el mundo de Pokémon.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    3,626
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    55
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    Professor Ezra Fell is just beginning his new job at the University of London. Little does he know just how exciting his new life in London is going to be. From his first lecture to his first full academic year, Ezra Fell encounters it all! That means odd coworkers, nosy students, and let's not forget difficult family members! Not to mention, a particular professor who works down the hall that his new boss is just a little too happy to introduce him to...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,804
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1382
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    Crowley and Aziraphale get a visit a few weeks after the almost end of the world. It brings more than just a few discoveries, a lot more than that.

     

    But heaven and hell just had to interrupt everything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,888
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    596
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    The Apocalypse didn't happen. The angel and the demon can get on with their lives, enjoying each other's company without having to look over their shoulders. Their superiors have washed their hands off them and have left them alone.
    ...
    Right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,005
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    958

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