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    This is a sequel to Apotheosis

    Crowley and Aziraphale have had a long life together - longer than a man of Aziraphale’s age should have been able to enjoy. But now the gulf between them feels endless and insurmountable.

    Alone on earth, Crowley struggles against the tides of grief and the deterioration of his physical form. All he wants is to get back to Aziraphale - but how?

    Beyond the veil, Aziraphale only has one thought - being reunited with Crowley, no matter what it takes.

    Will God, destiny, or their own wills, let them be together again? Can Crowley bridge the divide between them and bring Aziraphale back into the safety of his arms?

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    Eitan Kahani is a nerdy vet tech whose flatmates finally convinced him to join a trans support group. Aaron Mizrachi is a dedicated accountant who joined the same group after having to go stealth at his new job. They meet and form an immediate connection, and soon find out they have so much more in common.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley were, quite literally, made for each other. As in God Herself created them as soulmates, designed to be together. However, with Crowley's Fall form Heaven, both he and Aziraphale have lost their pre-Fall memories of each other and are unaware that they have been the other's soulmate from the very Beginning.

    When they meet in the Garden of Eden, they both can't help thinking that something about the other just seems familiar. It takes them 6000 years of mutual pining, misunderstandings, and (forbidden) friendship to find their love- and regain access to their memories before the Fall. Memories of being created by God for one another.

    This story begins with the Garden of Eden and goes through several canon scenes through time before eventually shifting to a post-canon exploration of their relationship in the aftermath of the Apocalypse-that-failed-at-its-one-job.

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    One of them was a funeral director, the other was a florist - can i make it any more obvious?

    Aziraphale runs a family business- a funeral home. One day at work he encounters Anthony Crowley, who needs to organise the funeral of his half-brother. As it turns out, Crowley is a remarkable florist. And what of it?

    In the background, we see Newt Pulsifer - a professional in what he does, an expert in his field. Too bad most people don’t hold any appreciation for his skill when it comes to forming a relationship with the embalmer… Is this why he chooses to speak in half-truths with a lovely girl that chats him up in a cafe?

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    morbidity and romance are lovers - racketghost

     

     

    A compilation of doodles and ficlets for racketghost's 13 Days of Halloween prompt fest.

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    Universes are plenty - there's an uncountable amount at any given moment - and some of them are just like each other, except a little to the left. This world is a little more complicated than that.
    Everything started when Lucifer didn't fall, which is to show just what love is capable of, and it keeps starting:

    Approximately six thousand years after the Beginning, give or take of course, a house fire left a young family homeless and one of the parents dead. You know the story.

    Except you don't.

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    The summer of 2022, Ezira Phale is a rookie Formula 1 driver out to prove he's one of the best racecar drivers in the world, but everything gets turned upside down when he falls in love with his real-life idol, AJ Crowley. Or: The one where Crowley does not go too fast for Aziraphale.

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    This story uses a multi-media format with CSS and HTML. It's best read using the workskin so please make sure that you are enabling user workskins. If you do not want to use the workskin, I will also be posting a .pdf of each chapter and a final .pdf once everything is posted! I’m not so cool as to know how to do podcasts, manips, and videos, but this will feature scripts, news articles, text messages, tumblr, and race programming!

    So strap in and put your seatbelt on! This is going to be one fast ride of romance, competition, and over-indulgence.

    ____

    Thank you to The_Bentley for the beta, and to ladybugcaptor who has been an amazing fandom friend and cheerleader who has listened to me rage as I've written this.

    Story is complete and sitting at roughly 140k. Posting ~3 chapters week. Final chapter will be posted tentatively on 10/24.

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    It's all fun and games in making your ex jealous, until He fights back

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    An unlikely series of events leads Aziraphale Fell to become a stranger's plus one at a country wedding. What will they tell everyone about how they met? How will their relationship change when they return to the 'real' world? Will Aziraphale ever get his coat back?

    OR

    A bookseller and a recently unemployed man walk into a car...

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    It had been a couple months after Crowley discovered Aziraphale's secret, and he is trying to help Aziraphale in every way he can when the full moon has arrived; only this time, things don't go as simple as they thought.

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    Three years after Rosie was born, Crowley didn't think more tragedy could befall him.
    That was before he heard the latest story on the news. The story of a murder, and several familiar names.

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    Book Two in the Perdition series.

    The saga continues. ;)

    See Story Notes for more detailed information about this story, including spoilers for Book One, Descent into Perdition.

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    4/?
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    Anthony J. Crowley, a car mechanic, meets a handsome stranger named Ezra Fell in an airport and quickly becomes quite captivated with the man. But he soon discovers that this gorgeous stranger is actually a fugitive super spy and Crowley gets dragged into much more than he bargained for, a spy chase around the world.

    Basically a Good Omens AU based on the movie Knight and Day with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz that I didn't know I needed.

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    "All in all, the couple had a wonderful life. Aziraphale and Crowley were comfortable in their own skin. They were proud to be transgender and open about their identities. They loved each other more than anything in the world. And now, they hoped to expand their family."

    A Human AU. Crowley is a trans woman. Aziraphale is a trans man and becomes pregnant. They are in their late 30s. This fic follows the journey from the conception of their baby to their birth.

    Title inspired by "I Got You" by Ciara

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    18/?
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    31 shorts starring the adult characters of the Good Omens universe. Obviously Aziraphale and Crowley are our main course but I might throw the others in. Who knows? All characters are well over the age of 18.
    All sexual scenes are done with consenting people.
    (Consent is everything!)

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    Aziraphale watches as Crowley’s smile grows, sharpens and turns distinctively dastardly. And even though Aziraphale knows what he’s in store for, he’s entirely unprepared for the words that slip out of Crowley’s mouth next. “Name’s Anthony Crowley, Aziraphale’s husband.”

    Aziraphale is eternally grateful that he wasn’t taking a sip of his tea at that exact moment for he would’ve surely choked on it.

    --

    When Crowley claims to be Aziraphale's husband to ruin what he assumes is a date, he doesn't think anything of it. But a day later it comes back to bite him in the ass when Crowley finds out that the date in question is, in fact, his new boss, who is looking to hire Aziraphale and hoping that Crowley, his husband, will put in a good word for them. Now Crowley is caught in a tight spot: either admit to his new boss that he was lying, or convince Aziraphale, his sort-of enemy, to pretend to be his husband to save face.

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    17/19
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    One day, seemingly out of nowhere, Crowley goes from being a happy man in a loving relationship to someone terrified that the world as he knows it could come to an end.

    Aziraphale has been experiencing extreme depression, but hiding it well. Then he makes an attempt on his life. He doesn't die, but it's a near thing. Now Crowley and Aziraphale have to figure out what comes next together. They have to find hope again. Because sometimes life needs more than love. It takes work too. (The love helps though.)

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    Anthony j. Crowley and Aziraphale Fell are sophomores in Swindlefield High and end up in detention after getting into a fight with each other. Once the teacher who supervises detention leaves the room they end up talking to each other, after making plans to hang out after detention ends.

    (How do I do summaries?)

    (idk make something up)

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    Anthony Crowley has spent the majority of his life in Lucian's brothel, being specially trained and kept 'pure' for his eventual master.
    When he is finally purchased - despite Lucian's true wishes - he finds his world being very dramatically turned on its head. Not only has he been purchased for the man who will be the most powerful in the kingdom, but he also, unexpected, finds himself falling head over heels in love.

    ***UPDATED MONDAYS - Not complete, but I'm quite a few chapters ahead!***

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    25/?
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    A curious child starts hanging around A. Z. Fell and Co. Crowley and Aziraphale notice, and eventually the kid grows closer to them. Many shenanigans ensue, and quite a bit is revealed about the inner workings of Heaven and Hell.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    34
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    3
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