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    What if 6000 years of mutual pining isn't enough and we get to have more? Supernatural entities can be as oblivious as the rest of us. Sometimes, even more so.
    Or, more plainly put:
    This is going to be the slowest of slowburns.
    Anathema, Adam and Warlock want those two walking disasters getting together.
    Unfortunately, our main protagonists are being rather dense.
    Also unfortunately both Heaven and Hell want to see them punished for what they did.
    Actually, Heaven a lot more then Hell, seeing as angels are being a bunch of holier-than-thou knobs.
    Later edit: Since we're soon reaching the end I will update whatever happens in the last chapter posted , so, here goes: BAMF Aziraphale doing his best in the latest one

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    After Heaven botches a mission on Earth, Gabriel contacts Aziraphale to ask him if he wants his old job back. But he has ulterior motives for his own gain, and with power and his pride at stake, Gabriel's willing to do anything to get his way. It's up to Aziraphale and Crowley to fight back.

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    Loose Pygmalion AU - oh and human AU, too.
    Crowley is a succesful sculptor in London whose statues are renowned for their quality and their stunning realism, so that one could swear they're going to come to life any moment. One day, Gabriel walks into his workshop and 'commissions' (ie demands) a different kind of statue from him, one which is more soft and cherubic. Well, putto-like, in any case. Crowley refuses but then ends up fascinated by the rough sketch left by the berk. It seems oddly familiar and soon, he finds himself entranced by what he's sculpting, talking to it and imbuing it with personality and eventually a name.
    What will happen, though, when 'Aziraphale' comes to life? What will Crowley do about Gabriel who still expects a statue?

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    I said there'd be more.

    Aziraphale wants to have another go, Crowley wants to indulge his angel, Gabriel isn't particularly happy about any of it, and God super is.

    The ineffable husbands and their girls just being cute and ineffable while they wait for baby #3.

    Title is from the Robbie Williams song 'Cursed' which has nothing in common with GO at all, I just liked the line "Saint Peter's gonna be unfaithful, tell God he's got a dirty angel!"

    Given Aziraphale's commitment to making babies XD

    Many thanks to my beta reader MaxKowarth.

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    Azra Fell, a former counselor at Eden Youth Rehabilitation Center for juvenile delinquents, has accepted a job as a guard at a maximum-security prison. The inmate janitor on Fell's housing unit, AJ Crowley, was a resident at Eden prior to turning eighteen.

    Both Crowley and Fell have deep-seated regrets stretching back to Eden, but before either of them can address the ghosts of their dark pasts, they will be sideswiped by a corruption ring which threatens Crowley's chances of ever making parole.

    A criminal justice system AU.

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    Aziraphale and crowley are going to be married, Aziraphale decides to use a female appearance for the wedding since he wants to wear a dress, but when heaven catches wind of this, they send the resident asshole archangel to ruin the wonderful moment.

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    He was about to turn and make his way back to the archives when a low, soft voice spoke up from behind him. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned…” Azira paused. It was rather late for someone to be coming in for a confessional, Father Sandalphon had long since retired to his chambers, though he supposed a soul in need of repentance kept their own form of time. “Oh dear,” he started, turning to the speaker, “I am terribly sorry, but you’re looking for Father Sandalphon and I’m afraid he’s…” the words died in his throat as he turned to face the visitor. Beautiful was the first word to slip into his mind, Demon following quickly on its heals as he found himself staring at the man-shaped being standing in the middle of the nave.

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    You've moved out from your homecountry and ended up here in Britain. Life is relatively good, but you need someone asap to occupy that empty room in your apartment. You just can't keep paying it on your own and that sucks big time. Ah, man, maybe a walk in the park can give you some clarity.
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    Why him? I mean, he understood why, but come on. Now he has to figure out how to survive and blend in with the humans and that's gross! Why did they take his powers away? Gabriel was so bloody upset.
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    This was NOT how things were suppossed to go.

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    You can't save everyone, Aziraphale and Crowley know this all too well.

    (DIVORCED, BEHEADED, DIED,
    DIVORCED, BEHEADED, SURVIVED.)

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    Tadfield’s annual Nativity Play has arrived, and this year, Adam got an… interesting part.

    Based on this post: https://worse0mens.tumblr.com/post/189195538840/ineffable-dads-5

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    No one was the same after the Fall. The loss of so many angels had affected everyone, but Gabriel had to stay strong. Even if one of his dearest friends were gone, he had to bottle up his feelings for the time being. He couldn't lose faith.

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    Heart Eyes always helped him when it came to Aziraphale. Always giving suggestions to help him feel better, like stationing him on Earth. It worked for a while, the angel was happy and doing his assignments without questioning anything. Gabriel was terrified of the day Aziraphale dared to defy the Great Plan, but he had nothing to worry about. Aziraphale always listened to him, he never talked back, and he never lost faith.

    Until one day Gabriel realized Aziraphale might not be the perfect angel he thought he was.

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    Aziraphale has been working as Anathema's assistant at her wedding planning service for near on a year now. He thinks he's seen it all, from meddling parents to nervous brides, and in one case an ex with a penchant for arson.

    What he isn't prepared for is a reluctant groom with a liking for black leather and a smile that has Aziraphale's mind going to places it most certainly shouldn't. Especially since the man is getting married, no matter how awful his fiance is...

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    Aziraphale wakes up to find Crowley sleeping next to him. It seems that they had a bit of "fun" the night before. Everything seems to be perfect until Aziraphale looks in the mirror.

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    After the end of the world that wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley thought they'd have some breathing room to figure out what it means to be on their own side. Unfortunately, Heaven and Hell have other plans.

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    Aziraphale is trapped in an unhappy marriage. His husband Gabriel is about to make an announcement that will change their lives forever, and Aziraphale's secret boyfriend has a thing or two to say about it...

    (Or: Aziraphale is having an affair with Crowley, and he soon realises that he'd do anything to be with him)

    Good Omens Human AU

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    In heaven the most perfect and ideal beings of angels are Alpha's and Beta's. Omega's are seen as weaklings and destined to be a fallen angels.

    For the longest time Aziraphale has had to battle himself to control and hide his status, being seen as a modern normal Beta.

    Crowley being his best friend and always being at his company makes it more difficult at times.

    One day while Aziraphale was out he spotted Gabriel and on his way towards the other direction a feeling suddenly came over him...

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    I breathe, I hope

    The paths of two angels and a demon collide in front of the careful eyes of the cathedral. One, flightless and isolated, a shell of his former self who longs for Earth. The other, so cruelly set in his purity that anything else is unbearable. And the demon, on a mission that could change everything about the nature of Heaven itself.

    All one can do is breathe. The other can only hope.

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    When a clearly in need omega shows up on Nanny Astoreth's doorstep, who is she, but to make sure he is taken care of in every possible manner

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    Aziraphale thinks of all the times that Crowley had been there and ultimately feels bad. So when word gets round that the Archangel Raphael is still alive, Aziraphale tries to track them down for Crowley. What could go wrong, amiright?

     

    (I wrote this story somewhere in Wattpad under a different title. Sorry for the inconvenience)

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    “It was her idea. I couldn’t stop her. I’m surprised she succeeded, even at the cost of the miraculous, at the cost of herself.”
    “Mom?” Chat Noir whispered, his voice hoarse.
    “All in exchange for the perfect son,” Hawkmoth said, his face expressionless. “An imitation so close to the real thing, a child that would grow and learn and think and outlive her.”
    He reached forward, resting his hand on Chat Noir’s face.
    “A senti-monster,” Hawkmoth said, his hand dropping sharply as his face twisted into a grimace.

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