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    Anthony stopped to watch him for a moment. The blond bent over, showing off a rather nice arse in beige trousers, which Anthony could appreciate. Still jiggling the key while he crouched over the mechanism, he couldn’t get the gate to budge.

    “Having trouble?” Anthony called.

    The blond stood up, turning to show him the most beautiful blue eyes. Anthony didn’t even know anything else about him, but he was already interested in those blue eyes and nice arse. The blond smiled the sweetest smile in his direction; an arrow straight to his heart.

    Trust fund baby Anthony Crowley is required by his family to get a job to learn the value of actual work. He expects a few months of boredom before quitting until forced into the next job. He wasn't expecting to run into Aziraphale, who completely stole his heart. And that's not all. His fairly uneventful life is about to be turned upside-down by fires, abductions, and the meddling of an angel and a demon who are charged with keeping him and Aziraphale safe.

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    Newt thought it would have been a good idea to surprise Anathema with a gift for their upcoming anniversary, an antique hand-held mirror, that he had found at an antique store; however, upon buying it everything seemed to go wrong. Ever since he bought the mirror, neither of them had a restful night sleep, from nightmares, vivid dreams, and ill omens plaguing them. Anathema and Newt eventually conclude it is a good idea to rid themselves of it for some time which, they know who exactly to leave it with: Aziraphale and Crowley.

    Upon Aziraphale and Crowley getting the mirror in their possession, they soon discover that the mirror had more to it than what meets the eye.

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    Months after the little apocalypse that couldn't occurred, Aziraphale and Crowley have gotten used to living in comfort without the interference of Heaven and Hell to a fault.

    Heaven still holds a grudge against the two for preventing the war and decide to matters into their own hands, by kidnapping them and having Aziraphale fall in front of Crowley.

    Perhaps making the angel fall wasn't the best idea.

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    Anthony J. Crowley has one goal in life: Win. And that is what he had been doing until someone slammed the breaks on his career. Crowley is not ready to call it quits just yet though and he sets out to get himself back on track.
    Aziraphale Angela is just trying to make it through life with old books, good food, and even better company. Too bad his family does not have the same ideas of success as him. Aziraphale is burning out and has nowhere left to turn.
    So how on God’s green Earth do they ever cross paths?
    Well, I will tell you how in 3...2...1…
    Go.

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    ‘Hello, my dear.’
    Crowley bit his lip for a couple of seconds before he took a deep breath and just went with it.
    ‘Would you like to go for a coffee sometime?’
    There was silence at the other end.
    Oh shit.
    ‘That was my friend messing around with my phone…?’
    ‘You do realise that only works over text.’
    ‘Myeah.’
    Why was he like this? He had wanted to kill Bea for doing the same thing and yet here he was, doing the thing. At Bea’s behest, mind you.
    ‘I would love to go for coffee. Oh, and cake!’

     

    Aziraphale is a very rich and successful writer. Crowley is at the worst possible moment of his life - living off Bee's couch and posting his mum's fairy tales on some random sites only to be ignored by everyone except one random person simply called A.
    This is a story about how both of our main protagonists get over the ghosts of their pasts, learn to work together and maybe - just maybe - fall in love in the process.

    Not to mention that all of the characters that we love (hate - looking at you, Gabe) make an appearance.

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    Upon Aziraphale’s return from Scotland, he finds one demon and two tickets to Hamlet waiting for him. An evening at the theatre turns to something more, but what if Crowley and Aziraphale aren’t the only ones who know about their newfound romance?

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    The relationship between humanity and their daemons has always been a curioustiy of Crowley's, ever since he was present at both the first Settling and the creation of the first Witch. Six thousand years of having to fake one - with Aziraphale's help at times - has given him a constant awareness of them that he can't quite shake. Even if he cannot quite grasp what it would be to truly have one, to never be alone.

    Not that he would want a daemon (he does, he does, oh how he does) but with the end times coming, well. Things are changing rapidly and who can see what the fall out is going to be?

    (Or Good Omens, but with daemons. And pining, because it's not Good Omens without pining)

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    Just days after the war in Heaven, Aziraphale can't resist helping a newly-fallen angel, accidentally forging a bond too powerful to escape and too dangerous to remember.

    As the years pass, their bond keeps them together, but staying safe from both Heaven and Hell is a challenge. When it becomes clear that sometimes forgetting is the only way to protect themselves, the stakes grow higher. Add a purple-eyed bastard of an Archangel with a cruel agenda, and Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves wondering if there's any way for them to be together in peace.

    When the mental strain of forgotten memories starts taking its toll on Aziraphale, Crowley is faced with an impossible situation. How long can they protect themselves from Gabriel and the rest of their respective sides? And will they ever be free to love as they long to?

    This historical-to-modern tenderness and angst fest will rip your heart out through your kneecaps in places, and hand it back to you tied with a bow in others.

    Title (and several chapter titles) from the song Ghost Love Score, by Nightwish:

    My fall will be for you,
    My love will be in you,
    If you be the one to cut me
    I'll bleed forever.

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    This is a history about an ancient creature forgotten for everyone and by herself. A betrayed and fragmented brother, By a forgotten ancient magic.
    Now you will know your story. and know the truth.

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    She stopped pacing and turned to face the now very gobsmacked men. The tears continued to pour from her eyes. “What am I supposed to do?” She asked weakly. “I want answers but I have this horrible feeling that if I go looking for them, I won’t like where I end up.”
    Crowley and Aziraphale exchanged glances.
    “Well you might not have to look too far for those answers.” Crowley muttered.

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    Kaera knows she's different but she can't figure out why. Things in her life happen that seem too odd for logic to decipher. And when dark creatures from the shadows start to follow her, the only people she can turn to are an Angel named Aziraphale, and a Demon named Crowley. The more time she spends with them, the more she learns about what she is, where she came from, and what she can do.

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    Champagne Problems by Taylor Swift but make it adrienette.
    Adrien leaves Marinette after she proposes to him.

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    Picks up immediately from the end of the book.

    When war breaks out between Heaven & Hell, Heaven takes demons as slaves.
    Aziraphale and Crowley struggle to maintain their own side, but it’s only a matter of time until Aziraphale is forced to take ownership of Crowley.

    However, demon slaves are highly coveted and Crowley’s new status is far from ideal.
    Plot with smut.

    General themes of slavery, sexual coercion/ dubious consent.
    This is not a dark fic, it’s more a fluffy fic, but it happens in a dark world. Lots of imminent danger and some near misses.
    Tags will be added with new chapters, please always double-check.
    I've tried to highlight particularly tag-heavy chapters and make them skipable, though mentions of their content will recur.

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    Bakery Human AU

    Anthony Crowley is a demoted cake decorator at his family owned/ran Lucy's Cafe. His parents died when he was younger so he grew up with his jerk uncle and his cousins.
    Anthony is recruited to win the war at London's Baking Festival, his uncle wants him to spy on their arch enemy in the bakery business (due to long family rivalries) the owner of the bakery A Little Slice of Heaven.

    Aziraphale Eden runs the bakery that his grandfather left behind, A Little Slice of Heaven, when his uncle decided he would be the best in the family to run it, even though Aziraphale wants to open a bookshop. Aziraphale hopes that if he wins the London Baking Festival that it will prove him worthy, and capable of opening a bookshop.

    Anthony is sent to spy on and get close to Aziraphale so he can sabotage him and be sure to win the competition.

    Can you guess what happens next?

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    A year into their superhero careers, Ladybug and Chat Noir are struggling. Hawkmoth's supervillains are becoming ever more powerful and monstrous. Paris is terrorized on an almost daily basis. Worst of all, Adrien remains oblivious to the affections of his classmate, Marinette.

    Desperate for any edge in the fight against Hawkmoth, they pull out the mysterious spellbook in Master Fu's possession and perform an ancient ritual within.

    Unknown to them, this starts them on the path to discovering the secrets of the miraculous.

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    When Marinette finds out Chat will be in an empty house during quarantine, she isn't having it. She asks him to spend the lockdown with her so they could keep each other company in her new apartment. In their excitement over the idea, neither of them had really thought this through as to what it would mean to keeping their identities secret or the extent of how ineffective pillow walls really are.

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    Due to their overlapping but different skill sets, Aziraphale is better than Crowley at certain Temptations, and Crowley is better than Aziraphale at one supposedly-angelic Task. That’s not necessarily a downside of The Arrangement. It’s absolutely fine, providing that no-one Upstairs or Downstairs notices – and after nearly eight hundred years, what are the the chances of that?

    Right.

    It may not be the End of the World, but it’s the end of the Eighteenth Century, the world is changing far too fast, and an angel and a demon are up to their necks in Serendipity, even though that concept was only invented in 1754.

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    Aziraphale has not been the perfect Angel he will admit, but somehow he still did not expect to start Falling.

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    Based off of an idea I had at 1am in the morning, which is when I wrote and published the prologue as an individual ficlet. But I decided to expand it into a full fledged story.

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    When the archangels find out about Aziraphale's fraternizing with the demon Crowley, they draw all the wrong conclusions. It turns out that an underground group of powerful angels has been enslaving demons, and is trying to get all of Heaven to adopt the practice. Thinking that Aziraphale has successfully "tamed" Crowley, they induct him into their secret society that traffics in demon slaves. To keep himself and Crowley safe, Aziraphale must remain undercover as an apparent accomplice to all the cruelty, while plotting with Crowley to take the cabal down from the inside.

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    A love letter from me to the Texas desert. A love story between an angel and a demon (in a semi-human sense of those words). A lot of horses and more than a few cows.

    A single javelina.

    AKA: The Rodeo AU in which, after the Apocalypse failed to happen, Gabriel embraces his American corporation and find a unique punishment for Aziraphale (and Hastur isn't an especially creative demon, so he copies Gabriel's homework).

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    It is Twelfth Night, the culmination of the Feast of Fools over the festive period in Henry VIII’s London. Aziraphale, on assignment in the city, enjoys the celebrations, not realising that he is about to see his adversary, Crowley, in a very different role from that he usually adopts. Aziraphale finds unexpected joy and comfort in their meeting. With a present-day coda on New Year’s Eve 2020 in Mayfair.

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