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    "So you’re telling me that my options are either to convince this man I just met and drunkenly married to stay married to me for six months or lose two thirds of a billion pounds?”

    “That’s exactly what I’m telling you,” Fergus said.

    “Fucking shit,” Crowley spat.

    He hung up the phone and stared at it for a moment before rubbing his eyes with his fists. Now his job would be twice as hard. He needed to talk Aziraphale into staying married for six months. Should he try begging or bribing? This was a huge ask, and Aziraphale would be well within his rights to tell Crowley to fuck off. But Crowley was prepared to offer him pretty much anything, up to half of the trust, if that’s what it took. He didn’t care.

    But that was only part of his concern. Even if he got insanely lucky and Aziraphale agreed to stay legally married to him for the next six months, how the hell was he going to talk Aziraphale into dating him during that time? And was it foolish to even try?

    One thing at a time, he decided. First, he needed to convince Aziraphale to stay legally married to him. Then he could set about wooing his husband. He hoped.

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    Ten years after the failed Apocalypse, Crowley is captured by Heaven. Gabriel plans to use him as bait to lure Aziraphale into a fight. Can Crowley survive captivity, and will Aziraphale be able to rescue him without walking into the trap?

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    Gabriel is Aziraphale's supervisor. Their relationship is abusive and unhealthy. Gabriel tries to convince Aziraphale that, yet again, it is all his fault, but Aziraphale slowly begins to realise the truth.

    Helping him in this realisation is the entirely unlikely (and not particularly altruistic) character of Hastur. While Crowley seems out of reach, Aziraphale falls almost willingly into the clutches of the other demon to get away from Gabriel. Hastur and Ligur team up with less than Good intentions, but not entirely Bad ones either... Will their influence convince Aziraphale to break with Gabriel, or will he keep being drawn back into the abuse?

    Abusive relationship themes, from different angles: mental coercion/gaslighting, plus physical abuse and sexual exploitation, finally straight out blackmail. Basically about how you get twisted round by coercive and manipulative partners, sometimes without even realising it is all wrong and how hard it is to get away.

    Lost of angst and some upsetting scenes. I think I've tagged all the main triggers - let me know if I've missed anything. Not finished this so might have to add more tags as we progress...

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    Aziraphale forgot a less-than-angelic book in a conference room in Heaven. Gabriel finds it and assumes that it belongs to the only demon who is bi-millenially allowed in Heaven. And what sort of Angel would he be if he didn't bring it back?

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    After their manager Beelzebub announced their retirement, Crowley and the Them have to learn how to work around a new member to their crew. Aziraphale Fell hears from a college friend and offers their spot as a band manager, but when they warned that the singer was difficult they had neglected to specify who the band was that he would manage. Will it work out? Will someone else become a problem? Will they survive it all?

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    Whenever Aziraphale missteps, Gabriel’s abusive punishments escalate. Aziraphale relies on Crowley for comfort, but eventually realizes that Crowley is being abused in Hell and needs help too. Aziraphale and Crowley learn to trust each other, to lend a hand when needed, and later to heal together.

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    For twelve long years, Aziraphale has tried to give her husband a child, with very little success. A desperate trek up the mountain to the faerie court may see her wish come true but there are always consequences when it comes to dealing with the fae.

    Based on the song "Changeling Child" by Heather Dale

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    They should have known that Heaven and Hell wouldn’t take their body-swapping deception lying down, but that was ok. Whatever trials they faced, Aziraphale and Crowley would face them together...until together was no longer an option. Rated for violence, Gabriel's piss-poor attitude, and Crowley's mouth.

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    The kingdom of gold got a prophecy long ago about the youngest child of the king weilding a flaming sword and the king waited expectantly for this child for years until finally the worthy one was born. His last child, Aziraphale, his knight. Fast forward to years later after the death of the king, his oldest son Gabriel has since taken the throne and has no hopes for his youngest brother. That is until a cursed man, a sorcerer if you will, with snake like eyes starts becoming a slight problem. He messes with the roads, terrorizes children, sets snakes loose in barns, and Gabriel does not like him one bit.

    So he asks for an audience with the snakelike man who asks for something unusual in return for staying out of trouble. A companion, and a willing one at that. No one steps forward except for Prince Aziraphale, who is whisked away with the promise that he can visit. What will come of this?

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    When God takes a sabbatical from Heaven and leaves Aziraphale in charge as Her newly minted Right Hand, Aziraphale struggles to navigate his new role and keep Heaven from breaking apart in Her absence.

    Stubborn former-Archangels make this rather difficult.

    And rumour has it, there's something wicked brewing in Hell.

     

    A continuation of 'To Rewrite the Heavens'. READ PART 1 FIRST or this probably won't make much sense as it picks up several months after the end of it.

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    "Well," starts Gabriel, wincing. "We would… take… Crowley… off your hands… so to speak."

    Beelzebub, ironically, takes exactly 0.666 minutes to process that statement, during which time Gabriel sits in uncomfortable silence and glares at where the traitors are feeding ducks across the park.

    "You mean take him back?" the Prince of Hell finally demands, completely incredulous. Gabriel nods once, the motion tight. It’s impossible. It’s unprecedented. It’s-- "Bullshit!"

    (or: the technically-canon-compliant roleswap fic.)

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have settled into a very comfortable lifestyle with each other after the "apoca-not", that was until the got a rather annoying visit from the universes most obnoxious archangel.

     

    a/n: Just a short, cute, one shot :)

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    God's a bit tetchy, and She always has been. She never thought She'd have to punish Her own angels, not after the Fall. What to do with a Heaven whose system doesn't work anymore? When She decides some restructuring is in order, Aziraphale's life gets decidedly more complicated.

    Aziraphale just wishes someone had given him a warning instead of throwing him straight off the deep end.

    Crowley, for his part, really just wants Heaven and Hell to leave them both alone, but with angels and demons knocking at their door, the stakes have never been higher.

     

    OR--that time God said 'fuck it all' and decided to restructure Heaven.

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    The dragon Crowley guards an orchard of golden apples.

    The warrior Aziraphale is on a quest for golden apples.

    Neither, perhaps, is exactly what the other expected.

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    Gabriel and Beelzebub have shown up at the South Downs cottage… but they come with a warning

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    “I wanted to discuss everything with you in an amicable way,” the archangel feigned a sigh. “But, apparently, we will have to burn all this garbage,” Gabriel pointedly gestured at the store.

    “Burn,” Aziraphale snorted. “You can burn everything down here, but I won’t go with you."

    "What if we take on your dearest boyfriend?" said the archangel carefully watching the angel's reaction. He naturally shuddered, and Gabriel grinned realizing that he had hit the bull's-eye. "Would you risk it?"

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    Dismayed by the choices of a certain Principality, Gabriel devices a plan to ruin Aziraphale's life.
    And what better way to do that than to force him to destroy the very thing he has always sworn to protect?

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    The Ritual of Propagation has succeeded. Aziraphale and Crowley are ready to welcome the newest member of Their Own Side.

    But the Archangels have other plans. No young angel has ever been raised outside their closely guided care, and they have no intention of changing that. How can Aziraphale and Crowley keep the newly created life entrusted to them safe from the most powerful angels in existence?

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    When Gabriel appears suddenly in the bookshop, demanding Aziraphale go to Heaven with him, Aziraphale declines this generous offer.

    This is not the end of it. Not by a long shot.

    And what does his ring have to do with anything?

     

    PROMPT: Aziraphale's ring

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are like 14 and they play spin the bottle, most if the other players are unnamed randoms at their school but gabe is there sort of.

    Edit: I hadn't yet watched the show when I wrote this so I kinda misjudged some stuff. Apologies !!

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    In the end, they had decided, it was simply easier to die together with the hope that their corrupted souls would stay as intertwined as their lives had become, than it would’ve been to let the world suffer from the one left alive, crushed by old burdens that reeked of self-sacrifice, and pain, and loneliness. Besides, when had there been a better motivator for sacrifice than the desire to give one's children the right to their own lives?

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