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An Angel and a Demon's Beginners' Guide to Ineffability by elf_on_the_shelf
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Jan 2020
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What if 6000 years of mutual pining isn't enough and we get to have more? Supernatural entities can be as oblivious as the rest of us. Sometimes, even more so.
Or, more plainly put:
This is going to be the slowest of slowburns.
Anathema, Adam and Warlock want those two walking disasters getting together.
Unfortunately, our main protagonists are being rather dense.
Also unfortunately both Heaven and Hell want to see them punished for what they did.
Actually, Heaven a lot more then Hell, seeing as angels are being a bunch of holier-than-thou knobs.
Later edit: Since we're soon reaching the end I will update whatever happens in the last chapter posted, so here goes: The God & Crowley chapter that no one asked for but I'm writing anyway. -
[DATA EXPUNGED] by alienboyv
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), SCP Foundation
27 Jan 2020
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"SCP-001 is a humanoid entity, approximately 700 cubits in height, located in an undisclosed location near the intersection of the Tigris and Euphrates rivers...A weapon, possibly a sword or knife (SCP-001-2). The weapon appears to emit flames at a temperature rivaling that of the sun, based on spectrographic analysis, although there appear to be no destructive effects from the intense heat on the surrounding area...
Observers have reported that SCP-001 appears to be standing in front of a gate of immense proportions. Long-range photographs have occasionally detected what appears to be a pastoral grove within...as well as several fruit trees of unknown composition. Of particular note are two fruit trees of immense proportion near what appears to be the center of the grove: one, it is noted, appears to be an ordinary apple tree, although the other bears a fruit unknown on earth..."
Source: Dr. Clef's Proposal of SCP-001, The Gate Guardian.
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This is a fill for a kink-meme prompt https://good-omens-kink.dreamwidth.org/3161.html?thread=1681497#cmt1681497
After the Armageddon, Gabriel and Sandalphon get together. A lot of people think it's cute. Except Sandalphon turns out to be abusive asshole, just taking and taking things from Gabriel. Other angels refuse to listen. Out of options Gabriel seeks help from Aziraphale. He might spit hellfire at him, right?
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Though Our Hearts Were Barely Beating, They Were Bleeding Outward In by BRNZ
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Jan 2020
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AU - Dr AZ Fell accidentally tips a cup of hot tea over a tall red headed stranger on his way to the train station, requiring him to dust off his old nursing skills.
Crowley certainly didn't expect to end up lying on a filthy Soho pavement, with his shirt literally ripped open while he tried not to scream at the pain.
Two strangers meet via a chance encounter, one hands the other a business card with an apology......what happens next?
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In the roaring twenties, a writer with a crippling anxiety disorder meets his neighbor, the crimson-haired Anthony Crowley, and he falls in love.
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the path to hate by imaginemotherofdragons
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jan 2020
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Aziraphale just wants Gabe to get off his back about his weight, that's it. At least at first. And Crowley just really wants to know what in the fuck is happening to (his) the angel.
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You've moved out from your homecountry and ended up here in Britain. Life is relatively good, but you need someone asap to occupy that empty room in your apartment. You just can't keep paying it on your own and that sucks big time. Ah, man, maybe a walk in the park can give you some clarity.
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Why him? I mean, he understood why, but come on. Now he has to figure out how to survive and blend in with the humans and that's gross! Why did they take his powers away? Gabriel was so bloody upset.
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Angel's Favor by PinkPenguinParade
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Jan 2020
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"I beg your pardon, dear girl, have you seen--ah."
She whirled at the voice behind her, off her knees in a flash, and found herself face to face with the kindest eyes she'd ever seen. "What are--?"
He was a bit taller than she was, pale and round and overwhelming and she couldn't look away from his eyes, like he knew everything and still cared and his eyes, his eyes--
He caught her elbow as she staggered. "Oh, I'm so sorry." He closed his eyes for a moment and shook himself, settling somehow, and when he opened them again his eyes were kind and a humanish blue, and she could breathe again. He glanced at the blackened shaft in her hand. "I believe you called me?"
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Don't Let Him Deceive You by Katy133
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Jan 2020
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Gabriel examined himself in the mirror. Bowtie, light hair in short curls. A camel hair coat. Yes, he thought. He could work with this.
What if Gabriel used one of Aziraphale's spare corporations to get to Crowley?
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Galathean Omens by Elphen
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Jan 2020
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Loose Pygmalion AU - oh and human AU, too.
Crowley is a succesful sculptor in London whose statues are renowned for their quality and their stunning realism, so that one could swear they're going to come to life any moment. One day, Gabriel walks into his workshop and 'commissions' (ie demands) a different kind of statue from him, one which is more soft and cherubic. Well, putto-like, in any case. Crowley refuses but then ends up fascinated by the rough sketch left by the berk. It seems oddly familiar and soon, he finds himself entranced by what he's sculpting, talking to it and imbuing it with personality and eventually a name.
What will happen, though, when 'Aziraphale' comes to life? What will Crowley do about Gabriel who still expects a statue? -
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This is the start of a 5 part collection, just different stages in their relationships. Starting with Gabriel cheating on our favorite angel. Well he's had enough of Gabriel's "Fraternizing."
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- Part 1 of Good Omens
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just some short stories i’ve made about our favorite ineffable husbands :)
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A tale of lizards and moon by ajathebunny for Abadog
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jan 2020
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Ever story starts with something.
For Maria it started with a mission.Her master would be pleasant , so she accepted it with grace
The poor little angel never knew how that mission would change her entire destiny
Will Maria fufill her purpose and find her destiny or will she stay as perfect as a puppet, just as her master wish for?This is her story
_ yes im the worst for summary . im so sorry. but me and my gf did that fanfic with so much love and attention. We really hope that you will enjoy ! This is our first fic, so we would love you to check it up
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A Case of The Forgetsies by RefrainGirl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Jan 2020
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Gabriel would not, under any circumstances, admit to being angry over his injured pride. Never would he say that he was angry with himself for letting the words of a washed up demon and a useless angel get to him. What he would do was stuff the bulk of it deep down inside, underneath countless rules and the structural bureaucracy that had served him so well. Then, he’d take his fury down to Earth, to Soho specifically, and set the bar straight.
Gabriel is understandably upset about how things went down during Armageddon, and he decides to rant about it to Aziraphale - or at least that was the plan. Nobody mentioned that he had forgotten all about him. Nobody had said anything about that at all.
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Gabriel finds a punishment more fitting for the traitorous angel, Aziraphale. To the point where he wished he had died in hellfire.
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- Part 1 of Losing Oneself A Piece At A Time
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After Aziraphale's reckless confession, he and Crowley must make plans to keep themselves safe.
But the worst happens when certain uninvited guests arrive at the bookshop...
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Aziraphale swallowed around the sudden lump in his throat. “You aren’t safe. It’s my fault, carrying on in a public place like that…”“No.” A hand on the back of Aziraphale’s neck, fingers playing through the curls. “I asked for this. I wanted this. I told you I was ready to fight for what we have, and I meant it.” He tilted his head, lips brushing across Aziraphale’s forehead. “Though it would help if I had Holy Water.”
Aziraphale glanced at the door of the shop. “I can’t just miracle it up. It takes time. And anything more than a few ounces and Heaven will notice, send someone to investigate.” He wasn’t ready for that yet. To confront the other angels. To admit how far he’d strayed from his orders and his purpose.
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- Part 2 of Careful
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Memorable Moments From the Last Good Omens' Office Party! by EmeraldAshes
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Jan 2020
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At the most recent office party, Newton Pulsifer got smashed, Gabriel attempted to make small talk with the Lord of the Flies, and the Ineffable Husbands had a delightful time watching the whole thing go to pieces.
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- Part 8 of Ineffable Husbands Oneshots
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Castiel lost a bet and now has to wear a chicken costume to his college class. Totally normal day. Little does he know that his husband is coming back for a surprise on their anniversary. Literally just fluff.
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Our Time Together: December 2019 Good Omens Ficlets by Stormz369
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Jan 2020
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My collection of stories for the December 2019 Advent Ficlet Challenge! Tags will be added as they become relevant.
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Tell God (s)he's got a dirty angel by Wildphoenix_ofthe80s
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Dec 2019
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I said there'd be more.
Aziraphale wants to have another go, Crowley wants to indulge his angel, Gabriel isn't particularly happy about any of it, and God super is.
The ineffable husbands and their girls just being cute and ineffable while they wait for baby #3.
Title is from the Robbie Williams song 'Cursed' which has nothing in common with GO at all, I just liked the line "Saint Peter's gonna be unfaithful, tell God he's got a dirty angel!"
Given Aziraphale's commitment to making babies XD
Many thanks to my beta reader MaxKowarth.
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- Part 3 of What if this Storm Ends?