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    While exploring their new status as Earth Angels, the guys get distracted with each other. Beelzebub shows up with gifts from God and Lucifer. Lunch plans are made. Pictures are taken.

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    1/1
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    2
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    398
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    Rhys finds himself short on money for rent- again. But this time, he's extra desperate. Desperate enough to take advice from Yvette on a less-than-ethical means of making end's meet. Beggars can't be choosers, right?

    And maybe Rhys kind of likes it a little. (He likes it a lot.)

    ---

    Or, the one where Rhys joins a raunchy website for sugar daddies in search of sugar babies and meets (unbeknownst to him) none other than sugar daddy Handsome Jack.

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    Chapters:
    19/20
    Comments:
    458
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    371
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    46
    Hits:
    5921
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    It’s the quality that gets him first. The profile photo looks like it's been taken with a semi-professional camera: it's sharp and remarkably unposed compared to most people on Tinder. The guy in the photo is the size of a fucking fridge but with Marilyn Monroe’s waistline, accentuated by the way he’s standing half-twisted towards the camera.

    He’s also in the process of getting arrested.

    Steve, 28, it says under the photo. New York City. Some say I have an arresting personality. This photo is from my good side. The other has a shiner.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    11
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    1
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    620
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    Keith gets a nude photo in his DMs on twitter from a stranger who is supposedly straight. He's not going to let this Het dude get away with that. What ensues is a confusing social media relationship.

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    22,458
    Chapters:
    4/4
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    2
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    105
    Kudos:
    389
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    77
    Hits:
    3538
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    62/?
    Comments:
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    6
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    4505
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    Today is your first official date with Lea, but can you keep your hands off each other long enough to hold a conversation?

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    1/?
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    THIS IS LITERAL CRACK
    I jokingly wrote it for some friends, but thought I'd uploaded it on here for the heck of it.

    Hope it gives some of you a good laugh!

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    37
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    2
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    351
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    Freed has been frequenting a gay strip club to watch his favorite dancer, "Thor." He hears that Thor is about to get fired because his gruff ways don't get him customers. Freed can save his job, but only by hiring this blond dancer who, up until now, has always been unattainable perfection. What starts as a simple lap dance turns into much more, and Freed decides to figure out who this man with the electric blue eyes really is. Does he dare try to "catch the thunder"?

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    Chapters:
    69/?
    Comments:
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    2001
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    253
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    Dust Lavellan is pretty happy with her life - she tends bar at The Siren's Call, sleeps with whoever she wants, and isn't responsible for anyone's life but her own. At least, until some random kid stumbles out in front of her motorcycle one afternoon. A kid with a really hot dad...

    The Iron Bull never expected to be a dad, let alone a single dad with an adopted 'Vint kid, but it's pretty much the best thing that's ever happened to him. Sure his sex life is a little limited, what with raising a kid, coaching a Little League team, and working full time. Until he comes home and finds a really hot elf eating cookies on the porch with his kid...

    Eleven year old Cremisius "Krem" Aclassi wants two things - his Little League team to go to the World Series, and to grow up to be a chef. Okay, three things: he'd really like his dad to be slightly less of a huge dork around his new friend Dust. Why are grown ups like this? Can't they just kiss and get it over with already?

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    17/?
    Comments:
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    She gulped and looked down. There it was, the image he had texted her that had shown unexpectedly up right before class.

    Aizawa wasn't completely naked...

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
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    Tyler saw nothing wrong with sending his dick pic to a random phone number he found on the back of a bus seat. I mean, it's not like he's ever gonna meet the person, right?

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    8
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    1
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    If a person could physically die while their consciousness remained in their lifeless body, Izuku would be that right that moment. He felt like he was trapped under something that weighed nothing and yet he was still pinned to the ground. There, staring back at him, was the picture of his dick he had sent Chako. The problem was that he was not looking at Chako’s contact. Oh, no, that would be too kind of the universe. Glaring back at him, as intensely as the owner of that name would, was Kacchan’s name. Izuku felt fear coursing through his veins. His eyes flickered down to the text Kacchan had sent him. It was the scariest pair of words he had ever seen.
    “Open up”
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    Deku accidentally sends Kacchan a picture he would rather die than send him

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    nyoung
    god
    are you some kind of troll?
    the cat pfp makes more sense now

    JB
    I’m not!
    My friend said I needed more company than my cat and told me to download this app

    nyoung
    jesus
    i promise you that you making friends isn’t what he had in mind

    JB
    I’m kind of getting that feeling now, yeah

    Alternatively: Jinyoung puts his foot so far in his mouth that it may or may not cost him the best looking dick he's ever seen.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    All good things must come to an end. Sometimes that involves your soulmate kicking you in the face.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    6
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    14
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    125
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    Thor finds out his little brother Loki's online activities include taking his clothes off in front of the camera and getting paid for it. He's worried and takes a bigger interest in his brother's life. He was not prepared.

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    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
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    73
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    Rumlow sends Bucky an unsolicited dick pic.

    In retaliation, Bucky critiques his photography skills.

    So, Rumlow sends a better one and, well. Bucky likes it.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    738
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    Having to work with the enemy is bad enough, but having to work with the enemy after jerking off to his dick pics is a special kind of hell.

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    18,413
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    288
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    5111
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    When Bucky Barnes accidentally sends a dick pic to a wrong number while looking for a little action, he never expected to get a positive response.

    Feelings are caught, drama ensues, things work out in the end

    Language:
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    21,864
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    356
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    5929
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    Based the prompt:

    my boss is always telling me how perfect her son would be for me and she promises he’s coming to the next holiday party and don’t worry he’s heard all about me too and ALSO + there’s this dude i slept with once a couple of months ago and sometimes he still sends me dick pics when i ask him to at 3 in the morning cause seriously dude’s got a good dick AU

    Or, how Good Dick nearly ruined Quentin Coldwater's life.

    Language:
    English
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    4,732
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    296
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1470
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    It becomes increasingly clear to the ladies of 3-A that they are in uncharted waters.

    (a companion fic to Well, Who WOULDN'T Be Curious?)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    423

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