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    When Dave Strider goes viral on the internet, Producer Karkat is forced to let the intern join the reporting team. Over the course of a year both Dave and Karkat experience the entanglements of local television while coming to terms with their personal feelings about the other.

    Tags and rating may change as updates are released.

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    Touya Akira is afraid to lose Shindou Hikaru eventually, and proposes to him in hopes of keeping him. To his surprise, Shindou takes the whole thing a lot more serious than he'd intended, and they start walking the road to getting to know each other better.

    Mature because there are some eventual adult themes but probably nothing explicit. I will add tags as the story nears completion.
    Note also that there's a lot of Japanese concepts in this story, so if you feel confused over what something is, feel free to ask. <3

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    30,956
    Chapters:
    22/?
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    5
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    “Did you hear Captain America leaked his nudes on Insta?”

    Peter tripped over his own feet and almost went tumbling forwards.

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    u got me so horny

    Steve is pretty sure this text message isn’t for him?

    Like, 89.5% sure.

    Because one, the number isn’t in his contacts, and two. Who texts u when they’ve got swipe to text? It’s 2019? Technology has evolved? Maybe it’s stylistic?

    But mostly Steve is pretty sure it’s not for him, because when he texts back, Who is this? It’s followed by a long pause, and,

    u kno princess

    Like, uh. Like, he actually doesn’t? And also, like, Sorry bro you got the wrong number.

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    8/?
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    Recently single Y/N, is a nursery school teacher who lives in Miyagi to pursue her dreams and avoid being in an arranged marriage that her mother keeps insisting on. She meets Matsukawa Issei, one night in her favourite pub. After being challenged to a drinking match, Y/N reveals her relationship failed due to her high sex drive, Matsukawa has his own reasons for his breakup. After a one-night stand, Y/N wakes up feeling refreshed from an amazing night, to an already dressed Matsukawa, who tells her that was the best sex he has ever had. He then hands her a.... marriage registration form!?

    "Will you marry me?"

    What has Y/N gotten herself into?

    (Basically a NSFW series with Husband!Matsukawa x Wife!Reader, more porn with an attempted plot. I need to practice my smut writing skills and I lowkey love time-skip Issei after Bokuto)

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    34/?
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    328
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    36
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    Anna is starting a new year at Disney Highschool without her older sister, Elsa, by her side. What follows is an adventure filled with smut, sin and shenanigans. G!P Anna/Harem with multiple female Disney (and potential other studios) characters. Femslash. Very M-rated. Modern Highschool AU. Slowburn Elsanna and Anna x Iduna. Also on FANFICDOTNET & Wattpad.

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    65/?
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    I'm sorry.

    But my phone helpfully informed me about the news of the accidental dick pic share and I simultaneously burst out laughing and had my heart go out to this poor schmoe who just wants to show the Internet pictures of his dog. And then I saw folks going "well we don't know that it's HIS dick, do we?" and thought "...even better."

    So here is one interpretation of what might have happened.

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    5
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    Tony had imagined at least fourteen different ways he could get in Steve’s pants. But somehow, Tony hadn’t accounted for the option where Steve shares his dick with the entire internet.

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    Как относиться к тому, что случайно засветил свой член в интернете. Лекцию читает Тони Старк.

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    Keiji almost yearns for the days of one group chat.

     

    (I might add more chapters as time goes on, but this will always be marked as completed!!)

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    Chapters:
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    There are reasons you review your posts on Instagram.

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    “Fuck,” Seb hears from the other room. It’s muffled, and is followed by a louder, more succinct, “FUCK.”

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    Meng Yao is out of town on business for the weekend and Lan Huan and Nie Mingjue have the brilliant idea to send their absent boyfriend some spicy material to keep him warm while he's away (and definitely not because teasing him is very fun). When Meng Yao gets back to his hotel room at night to discover the proverbial feast, he's both very turned on and very frustrated to be so far away--but luckily for Meng Yao, they have more than adequate plans to make up for their teasing once he gets home.

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    Категория: визуализация персонажей
    Жанр: портрет
    Пейринг|Персонажи: Мэй Чансу, Линь Чэнь, Сяо Сюань, Сяо Цзиньянь, Сяо Цзинхуань, Сяо Цзиньсюань
    Саммари: дизайн хуев принадлежит бренду "Bad dragon", наша только отрисовка
    Предупреждения: заказать себе принца, императора, гения-цилиня и молодого хозяина Архива можно на сайте производителя. Выбор расцветок и текстур на ваш вкус.
    Кинк: sex toys

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    26
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    Jericho was going to dump a little champagne on Orange Cassidy in the ring. Whatever. But things go too far...

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    20/20
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    Quentin shook out the tension in his hands. He didn’t understand why it wasn’t getting any easier. For days on end he’d been trying to perfect the illumination spell the rest of his fellow First Years had nailed in a matter of hours. But no matter how he tried, Quentin couldn’t seem to make anything more than a spark.

    He didn’t know what was worse: that his discipline was apparently shit at magic, or that he’d been placed in the Physical Kids’ Cottage with his ex-whatever-the-hell-they’d-been-in-undergrad because the administration didn’t know what else to do with him. He couldn’t do shit about the latter, but he figured he could at least try and get the basics of magic down before Dean Fogg realized what a grave mistake he’d made in allowing Quentin into Brakebills to begin with.

    OR

    The one where Quentin and Eliot are exes who had an intense D/s relationship in undergrad.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Bucky Barnes is a Fuckboy. He exhibits Fuckboy Behavior. Everyone knows it. Especially his best friend, Steve Rogers. Then, one day, he sees one of Steve's social media post with a gorgeous guy named Sam Wilson. Steve's friend is hot and Bucky's interested, but the dude is still Steve's friend. Can Bucky quit his Fuckboy ways to have chance with Sam? Dad Friend Steve doesn’t think it’s such a good idea that they hook up because he doesn’t think Bucky can or wants to change, and more importantly, Steve doesn’t want to see Sam get hurt. Can Bucky change his ways and prove Steve wrong or is the whole thing a disaster waiting to happen?

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    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
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    103
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    7
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    Первым, что привлекло его внимание, было, конечно, качество. Фотка в профиле была на удивление хорошей. Возможно, ее даже сняли на полупрофессиональную камеру – четкая, с хорошей выдержкой, она резко контрастировала с той тонной мусора, какую народ обычно постил в Тиндер. Парень на фото был размерами с небольшой холодильник и талией как у Мэрилин Монро, особенно заметной в полоборота.

    А еще его в этот момент арестовывали.

    «Стив, 28 лет, – гласила подпись. – Нью-Йорк. Некоторые говорят, что у меня преступная внешность. И это – моя светлая сторона. А темная вас просто ослепит… хотя, может, это просто фонарь под глазом».

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    25
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    128
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    3
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    604
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    Or, How to Adjust to a Long-Distance Relationship with Your Uncle/Secret Boyfriend 👍

    No, see, the point here is that a month ago, Thor had really and truly thought he understood that he’d better make the best of what time he had, because it would be gone before he knew it. And, on top of that, he really and truly thought that he was looking forward to leaving for college, making a new start, opening himself to new opportunities and experiences…

    And tonight, Thor understands that he is fucking stupid.

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    14,901
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
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    98
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1141
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    Huh
    The anthro prof in my uni is a jerk
    Has a face carved by gods tho

    Poetic
     
    OR the wrong number | You've Got Mail | Professor au no one asked for

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    13/41
    Comments:
    97
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    514
    Bookmarks:
    81
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