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    Tony is stuck at work on Christmas Eve, but a text from Steve has him rushing home to open his present.

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    “Who brought you here?” The stranger questions, jostling him in an attempt to make him talk. Melone embraces it, shifting his hips back against that large, intimidating figure. He cranes his head to make eye contact, neck spasming with a swallow under those straining hands.

    “Doesn’t matter, if you’re taking me home.”

    (AKA: Melone meets a stranger in a bar, ignores a handful of red flags, and unknowingly rides the Boss of Passione.)

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    Beth and Jerry add Summer, Rick, and Morty to a family group chat and shit sure does happen!

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    Xavier Thorpe known as a artist with very good talent. Well use to be very good but now he just lays in bed crying all day hating his body. His job was hell the pilgrims staring at him. Everyone staring at him.

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    This is just gonna be the warden and a twin being hoes
    And they/them twin lol more chapters to come!!!

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    An OFMD SMAU loosely based on the plot of Pretty Woman.

    Stede Bonnet has just inherited his father's wealth and business - corporate raider in New York, buying and dismantling struggling companies, selling off the assets for profit. Recently divorced, baby gay.

    Edward Teach, alias 'Blackbeard', is a high-end male escort and lingerie model. He's successful and comfortably rich.

    He's losing interest in his profession and starting to think about packing it all in.

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    Dust Lavellan is pretty happy with her life - she tends bar at The Siren's Call, sleeps with whoever she wants, and isn't responsible for anyone's life but her own. At least, until some random kid stumbles out in front of her motorcycle one afternoon. A kid with a really hot dad...

    The Iron Bull never expected to be a dad, let alone a single dad with an adopted 'Vint kid, but it's pretty much the best thing that's ever happened to him. Sure his sex life is a little limited, what with raising a kid, coaching a Little League team, and working full time. Until he comes home and finds a really hot elf eating cookies on the porch with his kid...

    Eleven year old Cremisius "Krem" Aclassi wants two things - his Little League team to go to the World Series, and to grow up to be a chef. Okay, three things: he'd really like his dad to be slightly less of a huge dork around his new friend Dust. Why are grown ups like this? Can't they just kiss and get it over with already?

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    After Bucky came back in from the cold, he’d been afraid that Steve wouldn’t allow him to be in his life. Bucky is not the person he was before…before everything. He’s not even entirely a person, not yet. He’s barely verbal. He can’t stand to be touched. He has nightmares. He forgets a lot.

    But Steve had made a home for him. For them. And Bucky is working on it, learning how to be human again. Trying things. Ice cream. Sandwiches. Warm bread. Warm bed. Sleep. Rest. Smile. Rain and snow and a walk for the pleasure of walking.

    He is content. They are together, and that’s all that matters to him—to be near Steve, and protect him. That’s all he needs.

    Until he accidentally finds a sketch Steve has made of him, and discovers there’s still so much more to learn about himself and this “being human” thing.

     

    An Accidental Dick Pic Stucky Fic

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    So maybe it was a bad idea. And maybe he was under the influence of 13 dollar vodka from the gas station down the street. BUT! Robin had said to be bold, since Eddie was utterly oblivious to his attempts to flirt. Men were so much harder to get with.
    --
    thank you user harringtonsbush on twitter dot com

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    They said that the more you hate the person, the more you love him. Is it true, though?

    Max begins to question everything when Alec confronts her and asks her why she’s always blaming him for everything and calling him a screw up when all he’s ever done is try his best to be one of the good ones and prove himself to her. Of course, Alex would never have the hero-persona that Logan had, but he was always there when Max called him, when Max needed him for a mission. Alec doesn’t quite understand why Max still hates him after everything he’s done for her.

    She walks into Crash the next night, her heart sinking when she saw Alec kissing a blonde girl. And she had no idea why she felt that. She loved Logan, right? She loves him even though there’s a virus separating them, right?

    She wasn’t sure why she suddenly started feeling guilty when Alec gives her a glare every now and then, and she’s sure as hell is confused why she feels her heart beating so fast and why she feels like she can breathe again when Alec is there. And she doesn’t know why she feels rage and jealousy when she sees him with another girl too.

    She’s probably crazy, isn’t she? Is she falling in love?

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    Nicky isn’t surprised when he feels his phone bzz to life in his pocket, but later, he will remark on the fact that somehow he manages not to fall out of his seat when he opens the text sent from Joe.

    Years later, he will remain steadfast in his belief that had first formed in that faraway karaoke bar down the street from the stadium that night: that he’s never seen anyone master the art of the tasteful dick pic quite like Joe.

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    Rather than retreating into herself and forming a mask to keep herself safe, Asuka instead don's a mask of a different sort and discovers just what her body can do!

    Disclaimer: This story should not be taken to represent reality at all, expect canon-breaking/bending and some OOC moments.

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    When Rowan enters a dick contest Fenrys is organizing, he didn’t expect his best friend to be so invested in it too.

    Written for Rowan Week 2022
    Prompt: Aelin admiring Rowan

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    Lee Dongsik accidentally shows Han Juwon an inappropriate photo of himself which launches a series of misunderstandings, but they finally find their way to each other.

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    This is where I'll post my shorter stories from now on! :) Pairings/Ratings are in the beginning notes.

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    you wanted it, you got it. go wild. pure, shameless tmc smut.

    — requests open but ill be slow getting to them ^·^

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    There are going to be many one-shots
    I will be slow at updating this 😅

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    [Audio Length: 21:27]

    At the door to the bunkroom, Scald hesitates. He doesn't know anybody else who bunks here, and it feels a little like he's intruding somewhere he shouldn't. But Abesh had invited him. This is Abesh's bunkroom, and Abesh wants to see him.


    Podfic of wherever we're together by seascribble
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    Eijirou Kirishima never considered himself to be anything special.

    Average grades, average dreams, average life.

    A punk/jock AU

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    Peter has the biggest, stupidest crush on Tony Stark, but Tony's never even met the boy; at least, he's never met Peter Parker.

    Spiderman works with the Avengers on occasion, has even been in Stark Tower, and was given a walkthrough of the lab, but Peter knows he'd never stand a chance if Tony knew who he really was. He's just some stupid kid with some silly schoolboy crush, so there's no way someone like Tony would want him.

    But when he drunkenly tweets about how Spiderman and Iron Man have so much tension they should just get a room already, he definitely didn't think Tony would see it.

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