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    Castiel may be millions of years old but cell phones are relatively new. Sometimes those little handheld computers seem to have a mind of their own.

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    Who's he sending that dick pic to?

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    Nigel would have stayed a lone wolf if his ex hadn’t insisted they join a pack before their daughter was born. Now Gabi has left and he’s raising Brie alone whilst trying to keep in good with Lecter - the pack alpha. So when Lecter needs him for a job and sends over a babysitter, Nigel can’t really refuse. Though don’t think he hasn’t considered it when the sitter turns out to be some kid called Aiden who has exactly zero childcare experience!

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    Chapters:
    4/7
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    A collection of prompt fills and character studies from my tumblr (hhgggx). Mostly McHanzo, but occasionally other pairings or gen thrown in. Story contents in Chapter title/summaries.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    45/?
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    1211
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    81
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    Someone save lucas from his maths teacher ... asap

    Or

    Lucas needs help so he creates a group chat (but nobody likes him and everyone leaves)

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    3,651
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    9/?
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    20
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    It turns out having "Hot Boss" and "Hot Bar Guy" saved in your phone is a really, really bad idea--something Keith learns after texting a dick pic to the wrong contact. Goodbye, employment. Hello, lawsuit.

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    354
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    can you be more of an obvious catfish

     

     

    um what

     

    cat. fish. who even has a body like that anyway, your abs scream photoshop

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    After doing zero research, Eren finds work in Tokyo as an English teacher (even though he can barely form a proper sentence.) When the loneliness finally creeps in and he resorts to texting the number of a guy he met, he's surprised to learn it's not the person he thought it was.

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    4/?
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    Every draft day is special, but Jamie’s is uniquely rewarding.

    “Oh, God!” Tyler gasps. The backs of his thighs are flush against the fabric of Jamie’s pants, and it makes something inside Tyler melt at the inherent power imbalance. He wishes he could see what Jamie looks like, standing by their bed fully dressed with his cock buried deep in his ass. Tyler can’t resist shooting a look over his shoulder, and the sight that greets him is just as arousing as he expected.

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    When Dongwan really needs to get laid, he knows exactly who to look for, and Junjin always delivers.

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    1/1
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    2
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    Cinta mengajarkan Rangga yang sedang dimabuk asmara sebuah cara supaya "pacar makin nempel".

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    Bahasa Indonesia
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    2/?
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    In which Daisy has bad taste in porn, but Bobbi has great taste in sexting partners.

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    Jesse Mccree was a local radio host and a man of simple means, a creature of habit if you will. But habits have to change when his favorite coffee stomping grounds goes down the drain. He is surprised to find the recommendation he had gotten not only had amazing coffee but a damn cute baker to boot. Will the man be swayed by the reclusive baker or will a strange new mystery man he befriended over twitter with his radio handle catch his eye.

    If only he could have the best of both worlds.

    Or maybe he can. If both parties stop being stupid and oblivious.

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    “God, you’re even more beautiful than I pictured,” Tony breathed. “You’re a masterpiece, baby.”

    Or, the one where Tony buys Steve panties and then fucks him in them.

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    1/1
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    Peter knows what he looks like.

    He’s caught men’s eyes trailing the length of his neck. Felt their gaze linger on the slenderness of his legs. He knows they’re picturing the same videos he watches late at night with his door locked and his headphones in. Clips of lithe young twinks being bent in half, their calves thrown over the arms of older men with dark hair. Close ups panning to black stubble rubbing ruthlessly against any stretch of pale skin within reach.

    He knows, okay, he gets it.

    It’s just that those looks are never from the one person Peter actually wants them to belong to.

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    Levi and Erwin have been flirting over text for a while, or have they? College AU light and humorous Eruris.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    6
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    Dean has never been a fan of text messaging or emoticons, and now suddenly he's staring at a text that Claire meant to send to Cas . . . and she's telling his angel to "Stop being a coward" and pursue some guy he likes. Technology and Teenagers can take a flying leap, especially if all Claire has to say when Dean writes back is "Oops! Wrong person?!" What a way to ruin a pie, kid.

    Will Dean find out the identity of this mystery douche that Cas likes? Will Cas confess to his real feelings? And why is Dean in the dark? More than that, what kind of an angel confides in a teenager? Cas better pick up his phone...

    A cute, awkward stumble into confessions and true love.
    ***the texts are now readable as (photo) screen caps in chapter 2***
    ***TIME-STAMP in chapters 3-5 one month later***
    ***TIME-STAMP in chapters 6-7 9 months later***

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    Peter really has to do something about his crush on Tony Stark and thus in his infinite wisdom, sends him a dick pic.

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    156
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    13
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    A booze and weed filled night never brings out the best in Jon. It's worse when he has friends who give him dares, Jon just has to accomplish them to prove something, he still doesn't quite know what. And now, he has to explain himself and a pic of his junk to the one person he wishes didn't see that side of him. Nothing could be worse. Or is it?

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    27
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    74
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    6
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    based on the prompt:

    BOSS: Know why I called you in here?
    ME: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic
    BOSS: [stops pouring 2 glasses of wine] Accidentally?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    121
    Bookmarks:
    9
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