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    A Pure blood dark magic affected ron and his drastic measures to save pure blood lines from diminishing.

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    26/27
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    282
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    28
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    Chess can't catch a break. She was caught up in the Blip, finds out her caring and supportive boyfriend is cheating on her, and then utterly embarrasses herself in front of a handsome stranger.....twice. Life can't get anymore dramatic or strange, can it?

    Loki somehow managed to survive Thanos, and, now that everyone has been returned, is just trying to get on with his life. He hadn't counted on getting tangled up in the life of a mortal, but he just can't seem to stay away.

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    17/24
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    Eddie snorted. “Yea, ok Romeo.” He expected Buck to move on to some other random topic, steer them away from this invisible line they were stepping over, though his best friend seemed content to stay on this subject. “What, you’ve never heard of ‘the art of seduction’?” Eddie rubbed two fingers across his temple, pressing his hands down into the counter after as he glared over to Buck, unimpressed. Buck pushed closer, sliding right next to Eddie, not leaving an inch of space between them. “Think you’re immune to being seduced, huh?”

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1044
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    Hello, y'all. In this work. I will be uploading short smut fics off the top of my head. But, you can also request some too if you'd like. I'll try to update as regularly as possible. No guarantee though.

    Series
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    Words:
    35,353
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    518
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    50387
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    Sam and Dream become enemies with benefits but end up catching feelings pretty quickly

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    1,492
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    101
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    5
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    1306
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    When Daniil has nothing left to live for, Artemy will do anything to keep him alive.

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    15/16
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    33
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1814
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    Kissing Daisuke was always overwhelming. The mere thought of it made him dizzy, made him want to do nothing but kiss and touch Daisuke for centuries.

    The real thing was even more intoxicating.

    OR

    Daisuke and Ken get busy, only to be interrupted by a phone call.......kind of.

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    1/1
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    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    90
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    Jongho was interested in anime lately. 

    But he is more interested in the members saying that San sounded like an anime girl during sex.

    What did they mean?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    404
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    There's no plot, just a hunky Bucky getting passed around like a blunt by three well-endowed Avengers over dinner. :)

    Series
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    6,932
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    13
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    4
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    In which Ryan has gained some weight and Chris doesn't know how to control the horny.

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    1,312
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    12
    Hits:
    42
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    The Galaxy is huge, unknown, chaotic and full of horror. Yet, as she sits into a ship’s hold, Olida Robilant feels she can sum it up with little more than just her senses: the smooth, warm skin of the alien baby sleeping against her chest, the far sound of breathing through the vocoder of a helmet, the memory of a smile as bright as the streaks of starlight she sees reflecting on the duralloy hull.

    Language:
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    Words:
    43,627
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    824
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    “So here’s what’s going to happen, sweetheart. I want you to strip out of these clothes and get on the bed, so I can tie you to our headboard with both our stupidly boring ties and make you come until you can’t any more. Would you be amiable?”

    ---
    5 starting paragraphs
    5 courses
    5 people who love you
    5 of your favourite things
    5 pieces for you to look at with your eyeballs

    Series
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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    5
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    587
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    Hannibal and Will arrive for an important meeting, both expecting to meet their potential business partner. What they didn't expect was to come face to face with their one night stand from the night before.
    They try to keep it professional but soon give into their mutual desires. Can they resist the pull or will their relationship develop into something more?

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    105,007
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    191
    Kudos:
    311
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    9000
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    Elijah was always curious about sex at a young age. Now as nothing more as a cock sleeve, he couldn’t have it any better!

    I DO NOT CONDONE THIS BEHAVIOUR IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. THIS STORY IS STRICTLY FICTIONAL AND NO CHILD WAS HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS STORY. IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW HAVE BEEN A VICTIM, I HIGHLY SUGGEST CALLING THE POLICE AND SEEKING PROFESSIONAL HELP.

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    English
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    9,272
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    7729
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    After all the struggles to better their relationship, Jungkook plans a special trip to Tokyo to surprise Jimin. They enter a blissful state of being, falling in love even deeper than before, and Jungkook wants capture every single moment.

    OR

    Jimin and Jungkook are in love, they go to Tokyo, and they fuck a lot.

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    English
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    6,144
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2482
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    I know this sort of trend is usually written around October, commonly named 'Kinktober.' However, I am no where near efficient enough to write a smut-shot every day of October, therefore, I named it 'Kinkyear' to give myself some breathing room.

    - A collection of thirty-one smut-shots varying from different fandoms (and by fandoms I mean Danganronpa, MHA, and Haikyuu), ships, and of course kinks (90% of the ships will be gay, as I am gay, so if you're looking for F/F then I suggest you keep on moving). I am but a hypersexual writing this because I can. I'll also leave notes every chapter simply giving a synopsis, word count, and what the chapter entails... sex-wise (the word count will be averaged since Google Docs counts the coding as words). Now sit down and enjoy my shitty writing... please?

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    12,326
    Chapters:
    2/31
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    694
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    529
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    “How long?” he whispers, still wary of their devices.

    “What?”

    “How long have you just been wanting me?”

    “My-my whole life,” he breathes, clearly in subspace already.

    “No, you-” George huffs angrily but endearingly. “In this whole manhunt,” he starts, but Sapnap’s eyes lock the second he does.

    “Oh.”

    It’s the middle of manhunt, and George is frustrated while Sapnap is… frustrated. Things work out; though, it gets a little heated.
    Language:
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    4,670
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1666
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    "Uh," Hank blinked. Celebrate? It was just him going back to work, nothing really worth writing home about. "Ah, sure, sure, yeah. Sorry, I... What did you have in mind?"

    "Dinner."

    "Dinner? Okay, sure, where at?"

    "My place."

    "Your place?" Hank blinked again. Connor had a place? It made sense, even androids needed somewhere to go recharge or whatever.

    "I'd say let's go to Jimmy's, but they haven't started accepting androids yet, so I figured you could just come here."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,889
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1618
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    kaeya is the imposter and gets stuck in a vent and gets gangbanged.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    855
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    665

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