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The Ineffable West by sherlockruiningmylife
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jan 2021
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Set in the 1850's Crowley and Aziraphale both get assignements to head West. A slow meandering journey takes them across the United States and into what is now Colorado. I have tried not to romanticize the time, because to be honest it would have been an awful time to be alive. But I also did not want to write about being miserable, so maybe there is a rosy lens blurring my view. Anyway, this is the first fic I have written so there is no great plan here. Just had this idea and went with it. I am American so rather than trying to set it in London I set it in America. But it takes a while to get out of London, so that plan failed me.
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It never hurts to keep looking for sunshine by Dervila, elf_on_the_shelf
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jan 2021
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After Adam's parents die in a car crash, Aziraphale is forced to start taking care of him as more than just an uncle. Don't get him wrong, he loves the little devil, it's just that he is completely clueless and could rather use some help.
In comes Crowley, Adam's new nursery school teacher with his amazing skills in dealing with kids. Could he be the answer to all of Aziraphale's prayers - Adam-related and otherwise?
Well, it looks like he might just be that, judging by the weird things Aziraphale's heart seems to be doing whenever he sets eyes on the man. Now, if only the tall ginger returned his feelings... -
These Miles Together by anotherineffableidiot
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jan 2021
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Anthony J. Crowley has one goal in life: Win. And that is what he had been doing until someone slammed the breaks on his career. Crowley is not ready to call it quits just yet though and he sets out to get himself back on track.
Aziraphale Angela is just trying to make it through life with old books, good food, and even better company. Too bad his family does not have the same ideas of success as him. Aziraphale is burning out and has nowhere left to turn.
So how on God’s green Earth do they ever cross paths?
Well, I will tell you how in 3...2...1…
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Once upon a time by elf_on_the_shelf
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jan 2021
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‘Hello, my dear.’
Crowley bit his lip for a couple of seconds before he took a deep breath and just went with it.
‘Would you like to go for a coffee sometime?’
There was silence at the other end.
Oh shit.
‘That was my friend messing around with my phone…?’
‘You do realise that only works over text.’
‘Myeah.’
Why was he like this? He had wanted to kill Bea for doing the same thing and yet here he was, doing the thing. At Bea’s behest, mind you.
‘I would love to go for coffee. Oh, and cake!’Aziraphale is a very rich and successful writer. Crowley is at the worst possible moment of his life - living off Bee's couch and posting his mum's fairy tales on some random sites only to be ignored by everyone except one random person simply called A.
This is a story about how both of our main protagonists get over the ghosts of their pasts, learn to work together and maybe - just maybe - fall in love in the process.Not to mention that all of the characters that we love (hate - looking at you, Gabe) make an appearance.
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a little to the left by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jan 2021
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Prompt 7 - Prayers
Crowley is not on board when Satan reroutes humans' infernal prayers to him. But then, among all the voices, he detects one he is not expecting - and it's speaking words straight out of his wildest fantasies.
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A collection of ficlets, of the cursed smutty kind, written as fills for crack prompts on discord. Relevant tags included in individual chapters.
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Anthony J. Crowley and the Green Eyed Monster by DamagedDolly
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jan 2021
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Anthony J. Crowley, fallen angel, the Serpent of Eden, professional nuisance, and demon who was definitely not a little, was most assuredly not jealous of the little currently seated on Aziraphale's lap. The little who was at this moment being bottle fed, looked at adoringly, and just generally being pampered, and petted, and cooed over by the aforementioned angel. His angel.
Anthony J. Crowley, fallen angel, the Serpent of Eden, professional nuisance, and demon who was definitely not a little, was also lying.
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The Ineffable Gift of the Magi by IneffableScript
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jan 2021
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Aziraphale and Crowley are newly weds excited to celebrate their first Christmas married with friends and family, but the COVID-19 pandemic has put a damper on their festivities and their bank accounts. The husbands struggle to figure out the perfect gift for each other while staying safe and not breaking the bank.
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Do You Remember? by angelwriter, Chaoticsoul
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jan 2021
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"Angel, have you ever thought about that night in Rome after we tried Petronius' new restaurant, we had the oysters yes and our corporations were filled with wine, yours much more than mine. Your cheeks were so pink that evening and I blamed it on the wine but I wanted it to be because of me."
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The Song in the Silence (Ineffably Yours IV) by SecondHandNews
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Jan 2021
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The forces of heaven and hell have arrived on Earth to do battle for the final time as the world as humanity knows it begins to die.
Meanwhile, an angel and a demon fight desperately to save the ones they love and the better world they have so carefully dreamed into being.
Angels and demons. Archangels and the fallen. Humans and gods. They must all work together in the desperate race to save what truly matters at the end of everything: home.
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This is the final instalment of the Ineffably Yours main story and I’m so excited to share it with you.
You can find the rest of the series here: https://archiveofourown.org/series/1394677
Series
- Part 4 of Ineffably Yours
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The Great Plan (in 3 Easy Steps!) by sunflcwers
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jan 2021
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Anthony J. Crowley is no stranger to the rewards of a well-thought out plan.
Otherwise entitled: Crowley the Disaster Gay Strikes Again! A detailed guide on how to sweep an angel off his feet.
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A Dragon named Newt by DarkAngel2891
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jan 2021
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Aziraphale is the Crown Prince of Elysium, doomed to be married to a distant Prinx he's never met.
Crowley is cursed and trapped in a tower awaiting a brave rescuer.
Aziraphale sets off on a traditional journey, hoping against all hope that he can find a polite way out of this marriage. Anathema and Newt are along for the ride.
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Sin City by AceiteyAgua
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Jan 2021
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—Lo sé, ¡¡Por el amor de Dios!! Pero no podemos hacer tonterías —protesta Aziraphale, preocupado.
—Tampoco nos extralimitemos —responde Crowley levantando las manos hacia él—. No estamos como para exigirnos más de lo que somos capaces.
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Ongoing series of deleted scenes from my AU Love Thy Neighbor. Lots of gratuitous smut and rot your teeth out fluff incoming.
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- Part 2 of Love Thy Neighbor
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Some Librarian to Love by one_more_cup_of_tea
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jan 2021
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Meet Ezra Phale, newest staff member at the Tadmeadow Public Library. Ezra collects books, drinks cocoa, never got his driver's license, and most definitely does not have a crush on his quick-witted coworker, AJ Crowley. Perish the thought. No matter how much he banters with AJ at work, and accepts rides in his Bentley, and goes out for drinks with him, and can't imagine letting a day pass without talking to him—no, Ezra's feelings are purely platonic. And that's for the best, because it would take a (little demonic) miracle for AJ ever to like him back. Right?
New chapters every week or so!
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Roomba of Doom by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for CynSyn
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Jan 2021
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Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.
Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...
I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series. I'll add new chapters every other Tuesday until I run out of material.
THERE IS *NO* END POINT TO THIS FIC, IT IS AN *ONGOING SERIES* SO FEEL FREE TO DIP IN!They'll be short chapters/vignettes easy to read while waiting for the bus/in your lunch break/before bed.
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A Cloak-and-Dagger Breaking of Bread by magdaddy
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Jan 2021
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Crowley is an agent of Hell, sent to France to sniff out a rival agent of Heaven, but when he meets a gorgeous man named Aziraphale, he discovers he's in for a lot more than he bargained for...but not quite in the way he expected.
AKA: Crowley is a spy, and Aziraphale is a restaurant critic who takes his job very seriously (and just happens to have connections to some very dodgy people). Chaos ensues.
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I've decided to put my art here as well! Better to have everything in one place! Be warned there will be some NSFW art in here and some story spoiler art! I'll make sure to mention warnings in the notes as well.
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Natural Enemies by AgusHeredia
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Staged (TV 2020)
18 Jan 2021
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What if Michael and David wake up in the world of Good Omens?
An angel, a devil, a Welshman and a Scotsman are a chaotic combination. -
The Scent of Desire by IneffableToreshi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Jan 2021
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Crowley is an omega with a unique condition that makes even the plausibility of romance extremely difficult, but his best friend and business partner, Anathema, feels certain that there is someone out there for him. That someone, she believes, is Aziraphale, a friend of Anathema's beau and one of the most gentlemanly alphas she has ever met.
And it seems that she may be a bit psychic, because sparks seem to fly the moment the two meet. Could this soft, literature-loving alpha be exactly what the 'broken' omega wants and needs?
Spoiler alert: Yes. Yes he is.
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Pages from a lost fairy tale by NaoYoshikawa
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Once Upon a Time (TV)
18 Jan 2021
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Good Omens x Once Upon a Time
When Emma decides to make a trip to England with her family, she doesn't imagine that she will find herself involved in an affair much bigger than her and the magic she is used to.
It is by chance that Henry enters Mr. Fell's bookshop and buys a mysterious book that tells the story of an angel and a demon.
And it will always be chance - perhaps, come to think of it, not - that will bring together a bookseller and a dangerous criminal, who have been linked since the dawn of time.
And when it comes to breaking curses, Emma and her team will know what to do.