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    “Oh please. I am not that emotional when it comes to these matters.”

     “Angel, you got emotional when I made crepes and ruined the topping.”

     “Fair enough.”

     

    (Or, Crowley and Aziraphale have get their shit together when Crowley comes barreling home with a surprise.)

     

    ALSO - A QUICK NOTE: This thing has actually gotten popular enough to the point that I should make it clear that this A.) Is not entirely a kidfic B.) There is an underlying plot here and C.) I hate Micheal. Screw you!

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    16/31
    Comments:
    54
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    49
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    3
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    Aziraphale tries on a female body for the first time and Crowley is all too eager to discover every inch of it.

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    51
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    Beneath starlight that has travelled light years just to illuminate their faces, Aziraphale and Crowley’s paths drift closer and closer until they are nearly indistinguishable. They converge, reach a singularity, and create another world – an Eden where love roams free and apples are freely taken from trees.

    A series of vignettes which tell the story of an angel, a demon, and the stars that witness how they fall in love.

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    —Lo sé, ¡¡Por el amor de Dios!! Pero no podemos hacer tonterías —protesta Aziraphale, preocupado.

    —Tampoco nos extralimitemos —responde Crowley levantando las manos hacia él—. No estamos como para exigirnos más de lo que somos capaces.

    Language:
    Español
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    72/?
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    40
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    1
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    31 Good Omens ficlets.

    #16 - Burning - “Goodness my dear, it is rather tight, isn’t it?”

    #17 - Veil - In the marketplace, he sees a woman on her knees. At least he thinks it is a woman. She is veiled, slim, cowering.

    #18 - Habit - Crowley is no stranger to a nunnery.

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    Chapters:
    18/31
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    118
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    9
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    “Well, last time I called you ‘nice’ you did react aggressively. And you were always so against me thanking you in the past, so why would it change now?”

    “Are you saying you’ve been doing it on purpose, to get a rise out of me? Why?” said the demon, getting half a step closer to the angel.

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    After the apocalypse-that-wasn’t, our favourite angel and demon duo finally confessed their love for one another and progressed their relationship to the next level.

    Now that they can truly be together, the couple decide to venture on a holiday abroad.

    Come follow our adorably ineffable dorks as they enjoy some well-deserved rest and recuperation.

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    16/?
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    21
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    The Apocalypse has been averted, and after being relieved of duty by the head office, what’s a demon to do? Aziraphale stays busy with his bookshop, so Crowley decides to open his own business—a detective agency right down the street. His first case involves a mysterious blonde, a haunted house, and a reluctant angel who gets roped into the affair. Hopefully they can solve the case before one of them is killed—or inconveniently discorporated. There will be whump and more romance in future chapters.

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    35,301
    Chapters:
    12/13
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    63
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    14
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    Aziraphale is a writer working for E.D.E.N Publishing House, Gabriel is the publisher and likes to ridicule Aziraphale as often as he can, Madame Tracey tells him about a new bistro that has opened down the street, he needs to check it out, the food is sinful, and the service is better.

    Horns n Halos is run and owned by a rather cool and aloof man, Crowley. With the help of Anathema, the bistro is booming.

    Set in the now, the bistro esthetic is the 1920s, and Electro Swing plays throughout!

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    25
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    3
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    “Here’s some Wilde for you,” said Josh, sliding his hand upwards. “The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.”...Josh’s hand was at the crease of Aziraphale’s thigh. It gave a rough squeeze. Oh. Oh no.
    “No, really, I’m flattered, but I don’t -“ Aziraphale was starting to get desperate. Some excuse. Anything to shake this human off. His heart was beating fast, his hands began to tremble.
    “I think you do,” leered Josh. “Look at you. Don’t resist, Zira. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.”
    “Joshua, I am not interested, you insufferable man…” Aziraphale trailed off as he looked around, frantic now. He looked to the bar, where a man – or something man-shaped in tight black pants - was pocketing his wallet and grabbing the bottle of scotch from the counter. Aziraphale swallowed, watching as Crowley began to make his way back over to the table.
    “I have a boyfriend,” blurted Aziraphale.

    ----

    Aziraphale and Crowley go drinking at pub trivia when a man from another team takes an interest in Aziraphale. Crowley is not impressed. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
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    49
    Bookmarks:
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    297
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    Anthony J. Crowley, fallen angel, the Serpent of Eden, professional nuisance, and demon who was definitely not a little, was most assuredly not jealous of the little currently seated on Aziraphale's lap. The little who was at this moment being bottle fed, looked at adoringly, and just generally being pampered, and petted, and cooed over by the aforementioned angel. His angel.

    Anthony J. Crowley, fallen angel, the Serpent of Eden, professional nuisance, and demon who was definitely not a little, was also lying.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    199/?
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    After the Armageddon-that-wasn't, Crowley has found himself a new hobby: scaring ghost hunters, sowing mild discord, harmless fun.

    But when an old castle turns out to be an actual demon's lair, and a new Principality seeks Aziraphale for advice on humanity, things start escalating rapidly. An ancient demon is a threat they weren't prepared to face, and eventually the only chance to save a certain former Guard of the Eastern Gate is to literally dive into his mind and traverse his memories from times past...

    (This story is finished and updates regularly.)

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    31,591
    Chapters:
    8/15
    Comments:
    23
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    47
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    11
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    550
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    "Help him," Aziraphale begged Raphael. "It's Heaven and Hell's fault he's now so deathly ill. It's your responsibility to fix it!"

    Angels and demons aren't supposed to reproduce, but it happened. Now Aziraphale and Crowley have a biological child of their own to raise although parenting was never on their radar. But that's not the only thing they have to worry about. Crowley is facing serious issues, thanks to carrying a pregnancy his body was never meant to, that even his healing abilities can't cure. Also, Lailah, the angel who gave them so much help, finds the rest of the Host turning against her for her actions.

    Some tags are for future chapters. I add them as I think to so I don't forget later. Mature rating for a portion of Chapter 2 and it gets more explicit in Chapter 3.

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    English
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    16,123
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    23
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    65
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    6
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    642
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    Crowley being brave - wheeloffortune-design on tumblr

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    707
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    14
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    1
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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

    Language:
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    Words:
    172,978
    Chapters:
    29/?
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    423
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    69
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    Crowley's antics open up a whole new world for him and Aziraphale, causing them to cross paths with various Hogwarts students and others from the wizarding world in a series of mostly stand-alone but slightly interconnected chapters.

    New chapters are added occasionally in pairs as I get ideas. Suggestions are always welcome.

    Language:
    English
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    11,396
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    136
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    556
    Bookmarks:
    58
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    3218
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    Beneath starlight that has travelled light years just to illuminate their faces, Aziraphale and Crowley’s paths drift closer and closer until they are nearly indistinguishable. They converge, reach a singularity, and create another world – an Eden where love roams free and apples are freely taken from trees.

    A series of vignettes which tell the story of an angel, a demon, and the stars that witness how they fall in love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    4
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    2
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    62
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    Before there was paradise there were stolen nights. And before there was Morocco there was Florence. It was a safer time. A naive one, too.

    *

    It was the honour of one’s lifetime, they said, to be painted by the Master. For your likeness to be traced by those genius hands was, after all, the closest one would ever get to immortality.

    For an angel and a demon, however, sitting for Da Vinci was a favour for an old friend. It was a two day trip to their beloved Italy, a chance to rest for two turns of the Earth.

    What dear Leonardo had neglected to tell either celestial being was that it wasn’t a solo sitting. It was, in fact, a sitting for two.

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    English
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    6,130
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    1/3
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    3
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    Crowley returns home to the bookshop to find something very different about his angelic husband. He suddenly had an angelic wife instead, naked and performing domestic duties. Crowley is not unpleased by this surprise.

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    English
    Words:
    8,348
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1775
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    Anthony J. Crowley and Ezra Fell have spent every summer at Camp Katahdin since they were seven years old. Now, they're twenty-two, fresh out of college, and ready for their final summer. Follow the two counselors as they navigate their pasts (as best friends), their families (who also happen to be their bosses, camp is a family business), their counselors in training (Newt and Anathema), and, of course, their campers (the Them plus Warlock, who else).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,140
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    131

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