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It was one year, forty two days, three hours, and twenty-seven minutes exactly since the Nopocalypse.
Just long enough for an angel and a demon to spend more time together consecutively than they ever had, but definitely not long enough for them to expect, nor even consider what would come to happen that evening, one autumnal and rainy Friday in a bookshop in Soho.
The impossible. Supposedly. And the mysterious product of that one evening was what two clueless supernatural entities would simply refer to as …
Orb.
(Or, to the likes of you and me … new life.)
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Best Kept Secret by brightstrangeworld
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Oct 2021
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Aziraphale has a lovely human partner. Crowley has a secret.
AKA the abundantly smutty and shamelessly self-indulgent "person gets caught in their own web of lies" fic that absolutely no one asked for.
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How To Date A Demon by maplewriter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Oct 2021
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On his way to meet his online date in a café, Aziraphale Fell realizes that the guy he has been chatting with is his new and hated neighbour Anthony Crowley. And on top of it all, Crowley suggests that they could start a friends with benefits relationship.
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You shall go to the (tartan) ball by Ilikepears
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Oct 2021
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Crowley knits Aziraphale some socks
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- Part 17 of Spooptober 2021
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Take it With a Grain of Salt by Anonymous
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Oct 2021
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Anathema and Newt get a lesson in superstitions when they decide to invite an angel and a demon to dinner.
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From the Heart by White Queen Writes (DivineLady91)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Oct 2021
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It's anniversary time again, and Crowley wants to get his husband something special. But Aziraphale, dreading the addition of another electronic gadget he cannot use to his collection, begs Crowley not to get him anything. He doesn't need anything. But if Crowley must get him something, get him something from the heart. Crowley does him one better, seeing as the present he does get him comes with a filthy Bible and a duel to the death...
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A good harvest by Ilikepears
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Oct 2021
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Aziraphale helps Crowley with a wheat harvest
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- Part 16 of Spooptober 2021
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And there were no crepes by Ilikepears
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Oct 2021
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Crowley tells a scary story, not everyone is afraid
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- Part 15 of Spooptober 2021
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五次他们以为自己想多了，一次他们没有 by xihe1874
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Oct 2021
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两个花了六千年才捅破窗户纸的傻瓜。
天使恶魔牌窗户纸，保质六千年！（不是 -
老蛇一滴酒，天使两行泪 by xihe1874
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Oct 2021
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凭着观看人类肥皂剧和真人秀的丰富经验，Crowley清楚地知道“我要和你谈一谈”这句话绝对不是个好兆头。是个非常、非常糟糕的，比植物长斑宾利熄火世界末日地球爆炸还要糟糕一万倍的兆头。再加上一个积极（甚至减价）卖书的天使，简直可以算得上令人绝望。
到底发生了什么？？
大概就是老蛇喝酒喝断片结果忘记自己说了些啥然后瞎猜一气（并且全猜错了）的故事（我在说什么
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 2,881
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Sin City by AceiteyAgua
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Oct 2021
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—Lo sé, ¡¡Por el amor de Dios!! Pero no podemos hacer tonterías —protesta Aziraphale, preocupado.
—Tampoco nos extralimitemos —responde Crowley levantando las manos hacia él—. No estamos como para exigirnos más de lo que somos capaces.
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This isn't Flopperoo by Minibagelqueen
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Oct 2021
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"It started, funnily enough, with a funeral."
The funeral of a lovely old woman in a quiet little village near Oxford changes things for the residents forever in ways that they can't begin to fathom.
That new face may not be such a stranger after all.
This is a gentle exploration of the lives of our favourite duo and their friends. It will dip into their pasts and hopefully throw up a few surprises along the way.
I's not going to be an easy ride for any of them but let's hope that they get their happy ending.
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- Part 1 of Good Omens
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Safe and spooky by Ilikepears
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Oct 2021
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Crowley finds a safe way to have candles again
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- Part 14 of Spooptober 2021
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Witches familiar by Ilikepears
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Oct 2021
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Crowley finds a cat and a new home for her
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- Part 13 of Spooptober 2021
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We're All Disasters But That's Okay, Innit? by ServantOfMischief
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Oct 2021
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Not everyone gets a happy childhood. Not everyone gets to grow up in loving families, not everyone is bloody normal and happy and all sunshine and bright smiles all the bloody time.
But Crowley is bloody well going to ensure that Warlock gets the best childhood he can ever have. He's not going to fail his nephew when everyone else have. He'll give the boy good memories, a nice learning experience, teach him right from wrong and all that shite.
Babylon, as sappy as it sounds, will always support her brother, and she loves little Warlock. But her greatest wish of all is being a functional human being who don't break down at the slightest bit of pressure, is that too much to ask?
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We Should Just Kiss Like Real People Do by SmellyRatBoy
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Oct 2021
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My first real fanfic help I'm bad at writng.
Set after Armageddon't, Crowley and Aziraphale spend time together as friends, not worrying about the world ending.
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VAMPIRE ROOMMATES by AV_Dragnire, Callus_Ran
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Oct 2021
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An artwork collection for AV and my Vampire Roommates AU. Writers are welcome to contribute and collab if interested!
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- Part 1 of Vampire Roommates
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Sea Foam on Golden Sand by ShesAKillerQueen98 for TakeItEezy
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Oct 2021
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It has been 270 years since Sirens were cursed to live under the sea and tensions have only been rising like steam from a boiling pot.
Crowley, a Siren in his late two hundreds, has felt out of place his entire life and wonders where he is meant to be. He figures he'll never find that answer until one day he meets a human, the prince Aziraphale. He'll do anything to stay with him, even make a deal with the notorious Sea Witch, Lucifer. Will he be able to keep his end of the deal or will Lucifer claim his life? Will he be able to stay with the man he loves or will he live the rest of his life under the sea?
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- Part 3 of Fairy Tale Omens
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Pumpkin spice and everything, nice? by Ilikepears
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Oct 2021
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Crowley attempts to make Pumpkin Spicy Latte
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- Part 10 of Spooptober 2021
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i got carried away by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Oct 2021
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Prompt 1 — You, but different
Aziraphale is upset after Crowley disappears over the weekend. Crowley tries to appease and get down to business... (it's not what you think!)
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A collection of ficlets written as fills for crack prompts on discord. Relevant tags included in individual chapters.