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    A collection of drabble style head canons I don't currently have time to properly write. Hope y'all enjoy.

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    7/?
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    There are a very few things Crowley is sure about; one of them is that pining during six thousand years is very, very long – even for an immortal entity like him - and that will end today, in a way or another.

    Or

    The two Ineffable Idiots confess their love to each other with Freddie Mercury's help.

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    English
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    1,993
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    2/3
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    Anthony Crowley likes beautiful things. Conveniently enough, Eli Fell happens to fit quite nicely into this category.

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    4,236
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
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    44
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    3
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    237
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    All Crowley ever wanted was to keep life the way it was.
    All Aziraphale wanted was a happy ending.

    After Armageddon was put to a halt, the demon Crowley quickly finds himself in an existential crisis. What's the point of being a demon, if you have no boss to keep track of all your work. What's the point of existing if you have nothing to do?
    Aziraphale doesn't know what Crowley is going through, but desperately wants to be let in. The poor angel just wants to fight for a happy ending for him and his best friend. As worry becomes stronger, the angel begins to realize that there may be more... interesting feelings looming within himself that need to be sorted out as well.

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    1,777
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    1/1
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    5
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    2
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    136
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    Aziraphale is determined to get Crowley in a flower crown, even if he tries to slither his way out of it.

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    420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    162
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    Crowley and Aziraphale have spent millennia searching for love, skipping from one human to another but never quite satisfied with any one of them. Maybe they’ve been looking for something only the other can provide.

    Crowley and Aziraphale’s failed loves told in a series of vignettes but its never quite about the person they’re in love with so much as it is about how different they are from the person they truly want.

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    1/1
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    11
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    1
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    112
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    When Crowley and Aziraphale are roped into celebrating their first birthday party on Earth, Aziraphale receives an unusual package from Madame Tracy. With the angel oblivious to the gift's true purpose, a terrified Crowley seeks sanctuary at Anathema's cottage... but it does not take long for Aziraphale to track down the runaway demon.
    Hilarious antics ensure.

    Featuring an oblivious angel and an extremely flustered serpent.

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    4,176
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    368
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    As Crowley and God were walking through the Garden, Crowley looked up and saw the Guardian of the Eastern Gate of Eden, and the hollow space inside him was filled at that moment. Love at First Sight, God teased, and she gave away that his reaction to Aziraphale was NOT part of her plan, but then...how IS Crowley a part of her plan? Going through the years, will Crowley allow himself to feel love? Will he allow himself to give in to the idea he COULD be loved? What happens when Aziraphale experiences Lust, but only for Crowley? Just how strong will their bond become? Who will confess their love first? WILL it be a SPOKEN confession!? What if AFTER Armageddon, after tricking Heaven and Hell, what if that was the LEAST of their problems?

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    26,255
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    3
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    4
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    Crowley owns the flower shop across the street from A. Z. Fell's tattoo shop, and can't help but be intrigued by the slightly eccentric, yet incredibly friendly tattoo artist. When Crowley does finally pluck up the courage to talk to him beyond the occasional pleasantries, he kicks off the beginning of a friendship that could so easily drift into something else entirely.

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    88,765
    Chapters:
    24/30
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    949
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    617
    Bookmarks:
    103
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    Dr Fell is Bodley's librarian, Dr Crowley is a cardiothoracic surgeon. They meet in the library and proceed to an ineffably happy ending at different speeds.

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    5,662
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    There are only so many times you can listen to the Sound of Music sound track on loop. Aziraphale had reached that limit around two hours ago...

    Aziraphale is starting his first year at university under the watchful eye of his older brother, Gabriel. He plans to grin and bear it to make his mother proud, but falls into his brother's drama and, well, he meets a really cute boy that Gabriel just doesn't seem to approve of.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
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    144
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    Every army is made up, primarily, of foot-soldiers. While the Generals may gleefully declare war, they are not the ones who will die first, but rather the lowly canon-fodder take up that role. If only there was someone to plead for peace that they could put their faith in…
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    Aziraphale and Crowley were by no means the only angel and demon to have doubts about how wonderful the War to End Everything was going to be, but they were the only ones to speak out so loudly against it. They *might* have developed something of a reputation in their old sides…

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    13,108
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    336
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    420
    Bookmarks:
    71
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    2373
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    But when you're granted your freedom- no, when you seized it with both hands and a kick to your former boss's face, how do you go around taking that first step? How do you walk over the chasm that ceased to exist between you and that one that your heart yearns for so much, for so long?

    That's exactly what Crowley is asking himself and anyone that cares to listen to his inner musings.

    Or: long-overdue talk (but not really talk but still resolving feelings) between the ineffable idiots, lots of pinning and yearning
    For the ineffable husbands week - day 3 - Fall/Plumet/Dive turned into Leap

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    1/1
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    6
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    52
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    5
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    After the events at the end of Part One, London is a little different and a bookseller and a dog walker are supposed to be finding their way back to each other. The only problem is, they can’t quite remember why.

    As new and old worlds begin to collide, will they remember what they found in each other that was worth taking the ultimate leap of faith? Perhaps the more important question is…should they?

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    761
    Kudos:
    141
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    18
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    1554
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    A glimpse at the ever-evolving relationship between our two favorite idiots, through the lense of Crowley's various transformations into his scalier corporation. This fic spans the time just before Warlock and a little after the apoco-wasn't.

    Language:
    English
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    17,425
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    723
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    While exploring their new status as Earth Angels, the guys get distracted with each other. Beelzebub shows up with gifts from God and Lucifer. Lunch plans are made. Pictures are taken.

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    3,243
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    335
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    When Mr. A. Z. Fell moves to the quiet English village of Tadfield, he expects nosy neighbors and inquiries into his eccentric, solitary life. What he doesn't anticipate is Anthony J. Crowley, the surly nuisance / next-door-neighbor, who might very well need a friend as much as he does.

    Language:
    English
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    37,061
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    332
    Kudos:
    801
    Bookmarks:
    135
    Hits:
    6409
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    Anthony J. Crowley has spent 6000 years of his existence on earth and of course that, for a demon like him, they have not been boring at all.
    He himself has wrote all his experiences and feelings here, in the form of letters addressed to his angel. But what can a demon say about life and love?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,080
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    475
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    Anthony J. Crowley ha pasado 6000 años de su existencia en la tierra y por supuesto que, para un demonio como él, no han sido nada aburridos.
    Él mismo ha plasmado todas sus vivencias y sentires aquí, en forma de cartas dirigidas a su ángel. Pero, ¿Qué puede decir un demonio sobre la vida y el amor?

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    2,988
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    103
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    Crowley and Aziraphale step in to rescue a woman from an abusive boyfriend and offer to walk her home; seeing that they're boyfriends she feels safe enough to agree. This leads to a discussion on marriage and finally an admission from Crowley about why he's been reluctant to wed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,575
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    414

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