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    Sequel to Rewrite the Stars
    Some years have passed since Armageddon and more since that failed Crowley confession. Aziraphale seems resigned to a lonely life until one day a mysterious message appears in his bookstore: Per aspera ad astra

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    Secuela de Rewrite the Stars
    Algunos años han pasado desde el Armageddon y más desde aquella confesión fallida de Crowley. Aziraphale parece resignado a una vida solitaria hasta que un dia aparece un misterioso mensaje en su librería: Per aspera ad astra

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    It's the early 17th century, and Aziraphale finishes his trip to Edinburgh to perform his minor miracle, which takes place in a brothel. There he witnesses what really pleasurable sex can be like, and he is intrigued. Crowley, who had been waiting in London for Aziraphale to return, decides to look for his angel, and espies him in a compromising position, and the demon takes matters into his own hands.

    Chapter 1: Aziraphale's perspective of events (graphic, but maybe not quite explicit)
    Chapter 2: Crowley's perspective of events (definitely more explicit)

    This chapter was suggested by another member, who wanted to see what Crowley was up to during Aziraphale's tempting and blessing in Scotland.

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    Crowley could have recognised those blonde curls anywhere. The fact that said curls were in close proximity of the dessert buffet just confirmed that they belonged to a certain angel.

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    1835. Crowley crashes the most exclusive party in London to keep a promise to an old friend.

    Aziraphale is there, and he'd rather not help a demon. But maybe he should.

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    After 6000 years of pining The Demon Crowley has gotten so drunk after a close call of temptation to kiss the angel Aziraphale, that he seeks out the angel again. After a desperate try to run Crowley has no intentions of letting his angel go and when the other won't understand what he feels, he decides to show him. After a jealous kiss, full of desperation and anger forced on the angel the white-haired food lover makes a run for it, and it is left for Crowley to find him and earn back his love.
    No hard abuse, no slash, eventual romance, short story.

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    After being blessed with a daughter by the Almighty, Crowley and Aziraphale saunter vaguely into the life of parenthood with a not exactly demon, not exactly angel child. As she grows, Crowley is forced to confront the memories he has been attempting to repress and the trauma he has fought so hard to hide. How is he expected to keep her safe when he couldn't even save himself?

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale is left wondering where this all fits in God's Ineffable Plan--and where in the world does his daughter sneak off to late at night? He's tried asking, but all she does is laugh like her other father and say, "I was born to join in Love--not Hate, Papa."

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    After the events at the end of Part One, London is a little different and a bookseller and a dog walker are supposed to be finding their way back to each other. The only problem is, they can’t quite remember why.

    As new and old worlds begin to collide, will they remember what they found in each other that was worth taking the ultimate leap of faith? Perhaps the more important question is…should they?

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    Month Prompts
    Day 1: Annoyance.
    Crowley is annoyed by rain; it reminds him of something (or someone).
    I am cherrandbelgianchocolate on Tumblr!

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    Someone's trading secrets with Heaven, and Crowley is at the top of the suspect list. The proof of his loyalty that Hell is asking for is too much to ask, really. Now they've got Aziraphale, and how is Crowley going to rescue him without putting them both in even greater danger? With a little bit of smooth talking and a whole lot of hoping his angel can hold on. Whump & comfort.

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    Когда Азирафаэль становится неуверенным в себе из-за того, как он выглядит, Кроули показывает ему, что видит он.

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    Crowley behaves inadvisably when Heaven implies his friendship with the Angel may cause Aziraphale to Fall...

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    After Armageddidn't, Crowley is just Done with a Capital D. Or rather, done with everything. Except Aziraphale, but he does need to blow off some steam first.
    (Takes place before the swap, rated T for language.)

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    Crowley owns the flower shop across the street from A. Z. Fell's tattoo shop, and can't help but be intrigued by the slightly eccentric, yet incredibly friendly tattoo artist. When Crowley does finally pluck up the courage to talk to him beyond the occasional pleasantries, he kicks off the beginning of a friendship that could so easily drift into something else entirely.

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    6/?
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    Crowley lleva casi una semana sin aparecer por la librería y Aziraphale decide visitarlo, para poder asegurarse que está bien, sin sospechar que un antiguo romance terrenal lo encontraría nuevamente, casi 200 años después.

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    Donna Noble runs into a familiar face while out and about in Knightsbridge--literally. It shouldn't have been enough to nudge a meta-crisis into reactivating itself, but some things are just ineffable.

    Everything spirals completely out of control from there, and Crowley blames Israfil for all of it--and also that complete idiot running around with their face.

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    10/?
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    The Apocalypse didn’t happen, and Aziraphale and Crowley's respective Offices have been dealt with. For now. This should be a time for celebration and enjoying their life on Earth. But it seems Heaven has a different Plan for Aziraphale, and Crowley might not be able to solve this.

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    12/?
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    (A sequel for 'Wherever you are' but it makes sense also separately.)

    Crowley and Aziraphale take out Adam for an annual "sorry we tried to kill you before" type of lunch.

    It goes nice and smooth up until the point when it doesn't go nice and smooth anymore.

    If we may say; it goes horribly horribly wrong when they realize that they can't leave Tadfield.
    No matter what they try they always appear back in town.

    But like yeah, what's the worst that could happen, am I right?!

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    Since Aziraphale can sense love, does that mean Crowley can sense lust? Yes, yes it does. Based on artwork khiroptera on tumblr. First posted on unluckytortilla on tumblr (here: https://unluckytortilla.tumblr.com/post/187078113092/khiroptera-if-aziraphale-can-sense-love-i)

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    After the Glorious Revolution, Aziraphale is assigned a new position: to guard a captive named Crawly. This is where their story begins and, momentarily, ends.

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    There’s a battle strategy devised by humans many millennia ago that's designed to overcome an adversary who is particularly well entrenched. Some walls are too tall and thick for a frontal assault, and must instead be bested through sheer dogged stubbornness.

    Crowley and Aziraphale didn’t know it, but they were about to be put under siege.

    Fed up with an angel and a demon who are still avoiding any talk of Feelings, God starts to interfere. When it comes to the ineffable plan, sometimes things need a bit of a push.

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    126
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