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Anthony J. Crowley: Terminally Thirsty Stormchaser and All-around Demonic Fuck-up by samvelg
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jan 2020
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That which doesn't kill you can make you really weird in bed, and for a demon like Crowley who can be messily discorporated with no real lasting consequences to himself that line in the sand extends even further.
Over the years he deals with the trauma of the Fall and his unrequited love for a certain beautiful angelic bastard in perhaps not the most healthy of ways, but Crowley is very much of the opinion that when the alternative is fucking up your relationship with your best friend forever you get creative, even if that means getting off by letting yourself be discorporated by natural disasters. It's not an ideal situation, but after pining for said best friend for almost as long as the world has existed, trying to work up the courage to confess that he loves him is bad enough, let alone that he would really like it if the angel did some appalling holy things to his decidedly unholy person.
It's a dark and stormy night a week or so after the averted End of the World when Aziraphale finds out.
Written for the Good Omens Big Bang 2019.
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Demon Detective by CousinSerena
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jan 2020
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The Apocalypse has been averted--but after being relieved of duty by the head office, what’s a demon to do? Aziraphale stays busy with his bookshop, so Crowley decides to open his own business, a detective agency, right down the street. After all, detectives are cool and there might be car chases. His first case involves a mysterious blonde, a haunted house, and a reluctant angel who gets roped into the affair. Hopefully they can solve the case before one of them is killed—or inconveniently discorporated.
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Delicious Delicacies by tuddles
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jan 2020
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Aziraphale and Crowley dine at the Ritz one lovely Saturday afternoon.
Surprised by a thoughtful gift from his demonic husband, Aziraphale finds himself in a rather embarrassing situation.
Can he make it all the way through lunch without people noticing what secret pleasures the pair are indulging in?
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- Part 3 of The Ineffable Toy Bag Collection
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Ducks by Clockwork_Phoenix
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jan 2020
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Aziraphale tilted his head to the side, firstly caught by the oddity of the question and secondly by the fact that he didn’t really know if they were ducks or not- now that Crowley had brought it up. They certainly looked like ducks, even if they weren’t acting particularly duck-like at that particular moment. They had to be ducks, hadn’t they?
“Ducks.” The angel replied intelligently.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,844
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 35
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Dissertation Omens: Ineffable Doctorates by georgina_bulsara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jan 2020
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Crowley and Aziraphale are grad students in the same French PhD programme. Crowley isn't sure if grad school is the place for him, whereas Aziraphale seems like he was born to be there.
Grad School AU
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- Part 1 of Dissertation Omens
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Anthony J. Crowley and the Green Eyed Monster by DamagedDolly
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jan 2020
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Anthony J. Crowley, fallen angel, the Serpent of Eden, professional nuisance, and demon who was definitely not a little, was most assuredly not jealous of the little currently seated on Aziraphale's lap. The little who was at this moment being bottle fed, looked at adoringly, and just generally being pampered, and petted, and cooed over by the aforementioned angel. His angel.
Anthony J. Crowley, fallen angel, the Serpent of Eden, professional nuisance, and demon who was definitely not a little, was also lying.
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Lavender’s Blue by heyitsdia0
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jan 2020
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“Oh please. I am not that emotional when it comes to these matters.”
“Angel, you got emotional when I made crepes and ruined the topping.”
“Fair enough.”
(Or, Crowley and Aziraphale have get their shit together when Crowley comes barreling home with a surprise.)
ALSO - A QUICK NOTE: This thing has actually gotten popular enough to the point that I should make it clear that this A.) Is not entirely a kidfic B.) There is an underlying plot here and C.) I hate Micheal. Screw you, Micheal!
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Forgiveness Takes Time by Balyse93
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jan 2020
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Does happily ever after really exist?
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The Mind, the Memory, and the Demon by Mahla
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jan 2020
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After the Armageddon-that-wasn't, Crowley has found himself a new hobby: scaring ghost hunters, sowing mild discord, harmless fun.
But when an old castle turns out to be an actual demon's lair, and a new Principality seeks Aziraphale for advice on humanity, things start escalating rapidly. An ancient demon is a threat they weren't prepared to face, and eventually the only chance to save a certain former Guard of the Eastern Gate is to literally dive into his mind and traverse his memories from times past...
(This story is finished and updates regularly.)
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Trivial Persuits by gildthelilli for miraworos, AngelcatWish3
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jan 2020
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“Here’s some Wilde for you,” said Josh, sliding his hand upwards. “The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.”...Josh’s hand was at the crease of Aziraphale’s thigh. It gave a rough squeeze. Oh. Oh no.
“No, really, I’m flattered, but I don’t -“ Aziraphale was starting to get desperate. Some excuse. Anything to shake this human off. His heart was beating fast, his hands began to tremble.
“I think you do,” leered Josh. “Look at you. Don’t resist, Zira. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.”
“Joshua, I am not interested, you insufferable man…” Aziraphale trailed off as he looked around, frantic now. He looked to the bar, where a man – or something man-shaped in tight black pants - was pocketing his wallet and grabbing the bottle of scotch from the counter. Aziraphale swallowed, watching as Crowley began to make his way back over to the table.
“I have a boyfriend,” blurted Aziraphale.----
Aziraphale and Crowley go drinking at pub trivia when a man from another team takes an interest in Aziraphale. Crowley is not impressed. Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 1 of Trivial Persuits
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For God Is Ineffable in Her Love. by Salenya
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jan 2020
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Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.
(I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)
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Crowley deals with his feelings for Aziraphale by writing them down in a journal, intending on keeping them a secret for as long as he can.
The journal, however, has other plans. -
This Side of Oblivion by DarkAngel2891
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jan 2020
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Taking Place after the Not-Pocalyspe but before the swap.
A day when Heaven burned with rage and Hell sobbed without end. -
Absolution by amelia
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jan 2020
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Crowley is a wicked, naughty demon who needs punishment and absolution. And Aziraphale is just the angel to give it to him. With this happy loophole, these two find a way to have some private time and release.
Trouble is, Crowley really wants more.Nothing really but filthy, kinky fluff and some angsty celestials.
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The Ineffable Game by IneffablePenguin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Jan 2020
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It is just barely summer again, the following year after the Apocalypse. Crowley and Aziraphale are finally married and in love with each other and life, but the larger world spins on.
Wherein consequences are faced, choices are made, love is affirmed, destinies are fulfilled, and the Ineffable Game comes full circle.
The final installment of the "Love, and Other Ineffable Things" series
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- Part 13 of Love, and Other Ineffable Things
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Fright by AngelSeraphim
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jan 2020
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After the failed Apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale deal with the aftermath. Both are frightened and terrified, but at least they have each other.
It's fluff and angst, but they have their happy end because they truly deserve it. -
Stardust by Sir_Bedevere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Jan 2020
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31 Good Omens ficlets.
#18 - Habit - Crowley is no stranger to a nunnery.
#19 - Waiting - Making tea - making it properly - has become one of the true pleasures of Aziraphale’s existence.
#20 - Sin - Crowley is a liar, so used to lying that he is still lying now, even as he holds onto Aziraphale so tightly the angel is worried his nails will rip holes in his coat.
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The Ineffable Holiday by tuddles
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Jan 2020
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After the apocalypse-that-wasn’t, our favourite angel and demon duo finally confessed their love for one another and progressed their relationship to the next level.
Now that they can truly be together, the couple decide to venture on a holiday abroad.
Come follow our adorably ineffable dorks as they enjoy some well-deserved rest and recuperation.
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Babysitting Two Ineffable Toddlers by InennaTheDUMMY
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Original Work
20 Jan 2020
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It all started with Archangel Gabriel and Lord Beelzebub, one of the seven princes of hell, prince of gluttony.
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When I was kissing on my baby by shit_happens_bitchachos7
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Jan 2020
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“Well, last time I called you ‘nice’ you did react aggressively. And you were always so against me thanking you in the past, so why would it change now?”
“Are you saying you’ve been doing it on purpose, to get a rise out of me? Why?” said the demon, getting half a step closer to the angel.
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- Part 2 of Good Omens Random Scenes