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    The Light Family is a long line of proud pureblood Gryffindors that also work for the Ministry of Magic. Their sworn enemies, the Fallen family another pureblood family and are a long line of proud Slytherins. When Aziraphale Z. Light and Crowley Fallen first meet on the train to their first year at Hogwarts, the two become fast friends. Together they bond over their mutual pressures brought on by their families and find escapism in each other's company. They have to keep their relationship a secret from their respective families, which becomes increasingly difficult as their feelings and bond grow.
    BONUS: Transgender Crowley arc

    Rated M for language, heavy themes of toxic families, generational trauma, healing from said trauma, abuse of power, explicit discussion of sexuality and gender, gender dysphoria, mild homophobia, angst, and heavy romantic themes with some sexual themes

    Chapters 1-2 edited by Janeth @blueberrijan on Instagram

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    12/?
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    60
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    7
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    Aziraphale is stressed, and Crowley is good at helping, and the author is very obsessed with Billy Joel.
    (or, Crowley sings his angel to sleep. Fluff, cuddles and literal sleeping together ensue.)

    Language:
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    876
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
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    1
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    28
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    The important thing, Crowley tells himself -- the most important thing -- is Adam, his brilliant, creative, empathetic nephew. Being fourteen's hard enough on its own, the kid didn't ask to deal with the weight of the world on top of it.
    And if taking care of Adam means Crowley has to tough it out at a job he can’t stand, so be it.
    And if Crowley's job means that Adam’s charming English teacher is NOT a romantic possibility, well, that's just how things go.
    But the occasional drink with Aziraphale proves hard to resist. They frequent the same pub, so who can object to them saying hello? Briefly sharing a table? Perhaps a little conversation? The painful knowledge that it can’t be anything more -- not without somebody getting fired or sued or both -- well, that can't be helped.
    Until Crowley stumbles onto a terribly reckless idea...

    Language:
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    133
    Chapters:
    19/44
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    998
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    Aziraphale is confused when archangel Gabriel knocks on his door with a new, nameless angel with him.

    Crowley finds the situation... odd.

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    18,100
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    645
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    Anthony J. Crowley, a talented virtuoso violinist finally makes the move west to Nightingale Bay, Oregon after escaping a simultaneously promising yet toxic life at Elysian Conservatory of Music in New York City.

    Aziraphale Z. Fell is Eastern Gate University’s friendly and talented piano professor and symphony conductor.

    Let's see how that goes, shall we?

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    84,701
    Chapters:
    12/22
    Comments:
    273
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    For twelve long years, Aziraphale has tried to give her husband a child, with very little success. A desperate trek up the mountain to the faerie court may see her wish come true but there are always consequences when it comes to dealing with the fae.

    Based on the song "Changeling Child" by Heather Dale

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    42
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    5
    Hits:
    494
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    Teasing and banter after the Apocanot finally lead to the Arrangement becoming an Understanding, between two human-shaped beings that have orbited each other for the entire lifetime of the Earth.

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    1,344
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    36
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    95
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    5
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    “The food is nothing more than a perk, an advantage to the already joyous celebration of which I would like to celebrate. I know it seems a bit silly, but we are free now, Dear. Why not indulge in a little human festivities? I think humans dedicating a holiday to being thankful is beautiful. Besides, we’ve participated in lots of human entertainment before.”

    “It was part of the job description, wasn’t it? Besides, I’ve never felt any sort of need to be thankful.”

    Aziraphale raised his eyebrows up in disbelief and smiled.

    “Nothing to be thankful for? Not even a bit?”

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    1/1
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    London 1941

    A little bit of care for the demon that had walked across Holy ground for the angel he loves.

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    1/1
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    When Hob meets Agnes Nutter in the year 1600, she tells him these three things:

    Steareth clear of assuming friendship, even though thou dost feel assured of it.
    When thou arrivest at the horse with a carriage of iron pulled by none, thou shall waite in vain, but do not give up hope, for dreams will come to you when they are free.
    And lastly, a duck is more that it appeareth.

    How is that supposed to make any sense?

    Or alternatively: Dream is not the only encounter Hob has in a tavern (or around one).

    Language:
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    14,064
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    1
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    71
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    382
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    80
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    Maybe the plan wasn't for Armageddon to bring about the end of the world- maybe it was to bring two pining idiots together.

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    God is sick of Crowley and Aziraphale dancing around each other so she does something about it. How they confess from God's perspective.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Crowley gets caught in the rain. Aziraphale takes care of him.

    (A self indulgent cuddle fic)

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    English
    Words:
    1,716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    209
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    “But really to what do I owe the pleasure, Raphael?”

    Crowley’s eyes widened and flickered across the demon’s face. “What?” He drawled, “You think I don’t know what an archangel feels like?”

    Or, Reverse Omens where a demon and an angel meet in medieval Russia.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    25
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    1
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    194
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    Crowley—Anthony Crowley—has dreamed all his life of being like James Bond. Unfortunately, life at the Home Office isn't as exciting as he'd thought it would be...until, he hears that Carolyn Martens of the Russia desk needs an MI5 connection to help track an intriguing man suspected of being a part of the notorious international gang, the Angels.

    Could Crowley be the right man for the job? Or will this be his downfall?

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    18,587
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1121
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    They hadn’t planned to adopt the cats.

    They also hadn't exactly planned on the Aziraphale plushie, nor on the glaring monstera plant in the corner.

    The domestic bliss, though... well, that part went just about according to plan. Aside from the extra fur, anyway.

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    1,568
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    449
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    Crowley is pretty sure he met a vampire. He really shouldn't get involved.... but why should he start making good life choices now?


    “Did you have a sparkly vampire poster?”

    “I was too young for that.”

    “Oh, just make me feel a million years old, why don’t you? Vampires weren’t in when you were a teen. Was it werewolves then? What DID you have a poster of, Anathema?”

    There was a mutter on the other end that sounded like it might have involved witch hunters.

    “What was that? My old man's hearing is failing.” Crowley was grinning, he rarely managed to get Anathema back on her heels like this.

    “Gotta go, bye!”

    “Hey!” but the line was dead. He really had no idea what she might be into, but maybe she was right. Maybe he was the one into vampires. Or faeries. Or just weird old men with extremely odd taste in fashion.

    What was the world even coming to? He lay there on the bed trying to sort through the conversation with Aziraphale for any more clues as to what he was but dozed off while trying to figure out what color his eyes were.

    His dreams were willing to provide MANY possibilities.

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    95,821
    Chapters:
    9/13
    Collections:
    2
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    205
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    141
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    29
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    2987
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    Or: Who am I, and who are you, and who are we?

    When the apocalypse doesn't happen, other things must go on happening. In the best of worlds, these things might include dinners at the Ritz, followed by a bottle or two of finely aged wine, consumed in good company in the homely corner of a dingy old bookshop. Or three, or four. Or more. In vino veritas. Who knows what might surface under such circumstances?

    Written in the style of the book.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    16
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    Aziraphale was entirely occupied by one of his books, nothing else mattered, especially from the outside. The weather didn't affect him anyway, one of the advantages of being an angel. There were problems with proper clothes sometimes, but it wasn't this big of a deal after all these years on Earth. Besides, he was comfortable in his cottage's living room, sitting on an old plushy armchair and sipping hot cocoa with marshmallows from his winged cup. Lovely evening, as always at this place. Having finished his book, as well as the cup's contents, Aziraphale went upstairs to his bedroom.

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    1/1
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    The End of Times has passed, and they are finally safe. They are finally free to live their lives the way they want, not as God "intended". Crowley thinks they've done alright for themselves, no worries of the angels above nor the demons below. He muses life could not be much better than this. After all, he was with Aziraphale now and he would be for the rest of time. They spend so much of the day together that he can barely stand to part from his angel. But, deep inside, a fear still lingers. A fear which, quite frankly, never went away since their body swap all that time ago.

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    English
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    1,570
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    10
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    115
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    The hunt is on for a mysterious and deadly scroll with the power to topple the world into chaos. Will Dr. Azira Fell, professor of Egyptology, find it in time to prevent the impending apocalypse? Or will an evil organization bent on destroying civilization find it first? To have even a chance at saving the world, he'll need to rely on the wily Anthony J. Crowley, professional guide and adventurer. But can Azira trust the inscrutable explorer, or will he lose his heart along with his life?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    105,749
    Chapters:
    20/24
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    372
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    7074

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