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    Ash had gotten better with his craft. And he's bringing in money for his lord. But it wasn't enough to buy his freedom, he sees it's the opposite. So needed to flee - to find a real home and to protect a secret he's certain he won't be able to hide anymore. He meets nuns, witches, bandits, and a red-headed Hunter whose charms posed the greatest battle yet.

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    There comes a time when even the most fervent enemies must call a truce and what better way to cement such truce than a marriage?
    And if the involved parties happen to be the most troublesome members of the ruling families… well, that’s all for the best, isn’t it?

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    The Crown of Thorns Pod’rama is a dramatic full-cast reading of irisbleufic’s Crown of Thorns [The Walls, the Wainscot, and the Mouse] ‘Verse, inspired by Terry Pratchett’s and Neil Gaiman’s Good Omens.

    (While there are individual chapters with lower ratings, the Pod’rama is rated Explicit overall. Individual chapter ratings will be given in the Chapter Summaries.)

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    It’s the trial of the century: bestselling mystery author Anthony Crowley stands accused of poisoning his former lover. He’s got means (arsenic), motive (the breakup), and opportunity (a meeting the night of the murder); his guilt seems certain.

    Certain, that is, to everyone except Lord Aziraphale Eastgate, rare book collector and amateur detective. Aziraphale’s not sure why he’s so convinced of Crowley’s innocence, but he’s determined to save him from the gallows--by finding the real murderer before it’s too late.

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    "I just wish things were different," Crowley says... and the universe happily obliges.

    Stuck - perhaps forever - in a reality in which Shadwell is the first Wiccan MP, Pepper's only aspiration in life is to be a dutiful wife to someone, and his beloved Bentley is a rusty VW bus, Crowley is slowly learning that "different" doesn't necessarily mean better...

    But how long can he bear to live* in a world where Aziraphale hates him?

     

    *Not that he has any other option. The Death of this world can't see blood...

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    Continues a theme from my longer mindmovie-scriptish story, You Can Stay At My Place If You Like.
    The theme being, "Just how might celestial bodies have sex, anyway?" (Inquiring minds, etc.)
    With the additional conceit that the angel's body is glacially cold and the demon's hot (because of course it is).

    They live to please one another, and switch roles as needed.

    Probably went too Bill Gibson on the costume descriptions, but it was so much fun . . . also an excuse for a hat tip to Pratchett/Gaiman's footnote about Crowley's watch, which still makes me smile.

    A bit heavy on the clothes porn in some chapters, but kilts are just asking for it, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

    Cover art by Hoar Art
    BlueRoses illustration in Chapter 29, Not Nice At All
    Aiwa illustration featuring Aziraphale and Crowley in their angelic and demonic presences.

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    A Good Omens parody fic a la What We Do in the Shadows.

    There are demons living together in a house in the English countryside. A documentary crew follows them around for a while and discovers MUCH more than they bargained for!

    This is an AU that’s hard to describe in a few words, but easy to understand in the course of the story!

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    The Apocalypse came and went, but Aziraphale and Crowley are still dancing around each other. Newton, Madam Tracey and Anathema, tired of the pining, use clever deceit to bring the celestial couple together. But things go south, because of course they do, and the vindictive visit Hell pays to Crowley further complicates matters.

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    The Wall Slam scene, but Crowley drastically misinterprets how hard to shove Aziraphale.

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    Anthony J. Crowley is a school bad-boy on his final, final, final warning. As an attempt to rid him of his bad influences, he is paired with a quiet bookworm called Aziraphale Z. Fell; a shy boy who struggles with his sexuality in a Catholic boarding school in Oxfordshire. The two teenagers struggle to balance their very different lives, and very different pasts.

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    It's the 14th century (ugh) and in the middle of tending to those suffering and dying of the plague Aziraphale finds himself questioning why. Why so many children? Why are the tragedies always so big? Crowley knows how dangerous questions can be and Aziraphale all too quickly finds out.

    But now there's nothing at all holding Aziraphale back from his feelings. No opposed sides or plausible deniability to be maintainned. And Aziraphale is a being who does not indulge himself by halves. It may take Crowley a little while to come around to the fact that his angel had to Fall to cross the divide between them but at least they have all the time in the world to work out what that means for them. Until the birth of the antichrist, at least.

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    Well.
    It had been a good decade for Crowley, but then the big boss personally threw an important job at him - tempt some poor git towards hell, use all the big guns.
    And so he set out to tempt Mr. Faust.

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    None of it would have happened if only Aziraphale hadn't been so pushy in that coat closet. Crowley could hardly be blamed for how things turned out. And for that matter, there was no point in concentrating on the past when there was a devilishly angelic creature growing in his gut.

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    Tulip arrives in the South Downs, and finds that starting a new life isn’t as easy as she first thought. Luckily, she now has a family to fall back on.

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    Crowley slams Aziraphale against a wall. The author pretends that she understands physics. That’s the plot.

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    Anthony J. Crowley is an A-list actor who has been in a bit of a slump over the last couple of years. A.Z. Fell is on the brink of superstardom, but has a reputation as a fuddy duddy. Their managers, Beezle and Gabriel, insist that if they pretend to date each other, it will solve both of their problems. It's only for three months.

    What's the worst that can happen?

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    AN ANTICHRISTMAS CAROL

    in prose

     

    Being a Love Story of Christmas

    (incidentally featuring multiple characters of ghostly personage)

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    "I love Anathema, sir." Newton confessed quietly. "Is that so terrible, to love another?"
    "Love!" Fell repeated, not without bitterness. "A lie and a pretty dream, no better than this accursed Christmas season. There's commerce and sentimentality, and you may never have them both together. I have chosen betwixt the two many years ago, and am happier for it!

    "Bah, love! Bah, Christmas! Bah, humbug!"

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    It’s time to start reconnecting. It's been a long time since John and Sherlock first came face-to-face with the supernatural. Crowley and Aziraphale now spend their days bickering in the South Downs instead of London. Life seemed to be getting back to normal... Unfortunately, 'normal' is only a relative term.

    (Sequel to The Ineffable Game)

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    Based on the thought that haunts my mind daily: What would've happened if Sister Mary hadn't interrupted Aziraphale and Crowley when she did?

     

    "Nice is a four letter word, and I will not have you thinking or saying I am anything of the sort. Understand, angel?" Crowley finished.

    "Even though you and I both know you are?" The words left Aziraphale's mouth before he could think to stop them.

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