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    Podfic of Underscored by iriswallpaper. Recorded for Fandom Trumps Hate 2018

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    A smudge of eyeliner. A hint of rouge. A peek of lace.

    Sherlock wears makeup and lingerie around 221B. John tries to stifle his reactions. As Sherlock continues to up the game, can John keep his cool or will he crack?

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    “Your ship berthed at dawn,” Kaz tells her, setting the novel aside. “Should I be offended?”

    “I wanted to reacquaint myself with the city.” Inej unwinds the scarf from her hair and drops it over his footboard. The lamplight warms her dark hair and sets her skin aglow.

    Post-CK, Inej comes home to Kaz.

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    Tony is a new kid at Ellewalk High School.
    He struggles with accepting himself and making friends.
    He's Depressed and doesn't think anything can change that.
    Turns out, all he needed was a little love

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    “Give me your pitch, the whole thing, right now, and I’ll consider it. Bullshit me even a little and I punt you into the Hudson and walk away. What do you really want?”

    He had that misty, admiring look in his eyes again, “You really are just too perfect.”

    Natasha scowled, “Loki.”

    He sighed, “Fine. I want help with my petty rivalry, as you call it. While you were all cleaning up Stark and Banner’s collaborative parenting, and then auditing Mister Rogers' kinetic thesis on the nature of friendship, my brother went and found himself a valkyrie. I want one too.”

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    54/?
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    A story about the human condition - love, acceptance, betrayal, pain, and family.

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    15/?
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    Omegaverse AU.

    When he was six years old and faced the prospect of losing Sora, the one who mattered most to him, Riku made a promise: “I’ll become the biggest, strongest alpha there is, and then I’ll come find you.”

    Riku broke that promise. But years later, fate decides that it's time to intervene.

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    Having emotions doesn't always work in your favor. Being able to be happy means that you are able to be sad. And being able to love... means that you are able to be hurt.

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    48/?
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    Calamity Ganon was defeated and the world was slowly starting to heal. Now, with a brighter outcome on the horizon, the calm brings a new set of storms.

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    After Crait, Rey retreats to Jakku to grapple with her past... and her unwelcome attraction to Kylo Ren.

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    Kylo Ren was a monster. A murderer. So why couldn’t she stop thinking about him?

    Rey was already a bad Jedi, so in the dark of the AT-AT that had sheltered her during her vulnerable years, she gave in to the allure of the fantasy. Kylo Ren’s tall frame and big hands, his dark hair and hungry eyes. His desperation as he’d said “Please.” The sheer size of him, combined with the peek at his vulnerabilities she’d gotten from this strange, antagonistic Force bond.

    As if she’d summoned him, his consciousness brushed against her own, dark and tempting.

    You hate me, he said in her mind.

    There wasn’t a word to encompass how she felt about him. Yes, she agreed, ignoring the twinge of guilt.

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    On the way to Lestallum, Noctis and his friends are attacked by a Deamon while they were sleeping in the tent, getting Ignis badly injured and losing his vision temporarily. After that accident, they decide to take a break at the Lestallum Carnival. - IgnisxGladiolus

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    AD 793.
    The Northmen raid the monastery of Lindisfarne in Northumbria.
    Shieldmaiden Arya returns home with more than she bargained for.

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    Hoseok is sure he'll never fall in love again after his heartbreak. Yoongi just wants to be loved for who he is. After a night out brings the two together, both feel an instant connection. Will Yoong be the one to mend Hoseok's heart? Will Hoseok be the one to accept Yoongi and his past?

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    Ben wandered into the gas station, grabbed a sundrop and a pack of oreos. Depressing. At birth everyone has blood submitted into a vast database, if you have the money you can pay to use the resource to seek out your soulmate. Ben sighed, his parent's disowned him when he was 17... cut him off. 31, had no money to find her. He lived a nomad's life. He was headed to use his friend's cabin, hoping a little time in the mountains would clear his head. He needed a restart. He was tired of pointless relationships...empty promises. He liked building things. That was his plan. He went to the register to pay, a family walked in. The daughter giggling as she grabbed skittles, a kit kat. The mother scolding her. He paid, started to drift toward the exit. He felt a pain in his chest, no? The girl... she was his... he saw it in his mind... her blood called his. She was unaware it seemed ...not of age yet? He swallowed. She went out ahead of him, her parent's were paying now. He saw her round the corner of the building, bathroom? He quickly got in his car, pulled around the building. Watching out, he opened his back door. When she popped out he grabbed her from behind, holding her until she passed out. No going back...he drove.

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    An arms dealer targets Gavin Reed to get back at Detroit’s drug King Pin, leaving the detective critically injured.

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    "In my despair, I came to my own conclusion, you taught me hate so I'll teach you fear. You tried to squeeze the life from me, so I'm going to take my time breaking you after-all, that's what you did to my mother, isn't it?"

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    I post these to my tumblr, but I also decided to post here in case anyone who isn't on tumblr wants to read them. Enjoy!

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    Peter Newkirk couldn't suppress his reactions to Colonel Hogan, but he didn't expect to act on them until one day Hogan noticed something stirring in the Corporal's trousers.

    There is a complete guide to my stories on my profile, and I hope you'll check it out. This is the first of my Big 3 Newgan slash stories. It has been thoroughly edited and contains substantial new material as of 3/17/19. I’d love to see some reviews — please?

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    An impromptu road trip to Alabama with Jeremy's friends results in the Squip returning for a third time and things get weirder even faster than before. Will they ever figure out what the fuck is going on?

    Maybe things were just weird to begin with.

    Insanity laughs under pressure we're breaking.

    Sequel to Touch.

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    Jaune Arc is the hero of the tale of his interaction with the mothers of RWBY. Each mother is infatuated with the blonde and they will do whatever it takes to have him. Watch as Kali, Willow, Summer, Raven, and the other mothers of Vale dote on Jaune through the series of one-shots and short chapters to show how much appreciative and loving they are of their Jaune Arc. {NSFW} {Harem/Non-Harem}

    Update on 2/10/19: Dance! Dance! Dance! (Part I) (Jaune x Glynda)
    Update on 2/23/19: V/H/S (Part I) (Jaune's Mother x Jaune)
    Update on 3/8/19: (Love Is) The Number of Keys (Part III) (Jaune x Raven)
    Update on 3/14/19: The Many Shades of Jaune (Part I) (Saphron x Jaune x Terra)
    Update on 3/17/19: The Many Shades of Jaune (Part II) (Lisa x Jaune x Glynda)

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    29/?
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    Follow up fic to Selfish Deeds, Selfless Acts; by request.

    Violet struggles with how she feels about what happened between her and Count Olaf. He gets frustrated when he realises its not a free ticket, she's still the stubborn demanding Orphan she was before. Violet is determined not to let him get in her head.

    Trouble is, he's already there and she can't keep away.

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    Chapters:
    1/4
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    3
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