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    Crowley's dream was to become a world class ice figure skater and win gold medal at the Olympics. His coach, best friend and lover Lukyan has made all of this possible. So what if they have to hide their relationship from the world? It's because no one would understand. But that's okay, Crowley doesn't really need any other people in his life.

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    It was the dead of night now, and Anthony wandered barefoot through the orchard, lantern in hand and his faithful Alsatian, Bentley, loping at his heels. Moonlight filtered through the leafy canopy, casting everything in a dim, silvery glow. Soon the apples would be ripe for harvest, autumn bringing its comforting ritual of picking, pressing, filtering and fermenting. Anthony paused by a tree, running his fingers over the bark, and inhaled deeply the scent of wood, of grass and dew and the sweetness of night. The orchard had stood for generations, and here it was now, safe in his care. This was home. This was his sanctuary. Whatever came his way in life, this would always be here for him.

    Anthony Crowley is a farm owner with an old injury, a prickly temper, and a young new farmhand to raise alongside his flock. Ezra Fell is a former Oxford scholar who retired far sooner than he would have liked, finding himself in the idyllic village of Taddesfild. After a tense first meeting, they soon discover they are more alike than different.
    An English countryside AU, set very loosely somewhere around the 1800s.

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    Things are not so bright and sparklingly on the other side of protection. While the angel and demon globetrek a wedge begins to form between them. Crowley has been hunting, the Aziraphale is dreaming, and neither one wants to speak of this. To court danger so openly, to admit to a dark fantasy: you must place your trust well with the one you love. But it won't be enough to sidestep the worry, that hiding such a thing is protecting your beloved, because in actuality it's not. Wedge gets bigger, something evil still hunts them, plays on their weaknesses. If they don't hash it out soon, they may not live long enough to do change it.

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    Holy Hell, the Antichrist has been kidnapped! Things are churning, feeling all Armageddony again, and the fate of the world might be in danger. Again.

    Fortunately, there's Crowley and Aziraphale to help... what? Thwart? Except this time, they're at a decided disadvantage: they're human now.

    Although, is that REALLY as much of a disadvantage as it seems? Perhaps not, given where all the degenerative apocalyptic action, or as Crowley calls it, "the GAC," (the great apocalyptic clusterfuck) is occurring. It's all unfolding on a very human plane of existence, where nothing actually exists, yet everything eventually winds up.

    But their helplessness is still palpable. They can keep their ears to the ground all they want, but they have no direct channels to the Powers that Be... well, maybe one, but it's risky. In any case, it wouldn't do at all for them just to sit and watch, now would it? But if they do try to help, what will the consequences be for them, and for Adam?

    Meanwhile, Crowley and Aziraphale are trying to keep their relationship intact... which works SPECTACULARLY well at times, but looks iffy at other times.

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    31 shorts starring the adult characters of the Good Omens universe. Obviously Aziraphale and Crowley are our main course but I might throw the others in. Who knows? All characters are well over the age of 18.
    All sexual scenes are done with consenting people.
    (Consent is everything!)

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    To save each other from Heaven and Hell, Aziraphale and Crowley become human. Things, predictably, do not go as planned.

    Crowley thought about what he’d come there to do. He thought about what it meant, in the context of God’s warning. Really thought. There wouldn’t be hopping from restaurant to restaurant with his best friend for the next six thousand years (give or take). There wouldn’t be any more miracles, or tempting. There wouldn’t be any skirting Hell’s wrath for eternity. And when it was over, the deepest, darkest, horriblest pits would be reserved for him.

    Crowley said, “Will you make me human, too?”

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    "Aziraphale, Crowley's in here pretending to be you."

    There were loads of ways a demon's temptations infest your and Aziraphel's life.
    You never thought the bastard would pretend to be your lover to earn a ticket into the relationship.

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    This is the promised prequel to The Trouble With Being A Demon. It will follow the Book! Boys from Eden to Dopplebanging. You don't have to have read Trouble first to follow this story through, but there'll be easter eggs.
    Edit!This was supposed to be a standard 'sex through the ages' comedy porn but it started changing a bit as I was writing it. (This literally always happens to me).

    It's still that at its heart, full of ttwbad stupidity and hijinks, but now it's also a journey of exploration as two entities discover romantic and sexual love, kink, and the shape of their own needs and boundaries before our 'modern' understanding of these things existed.

    Look at these chapters through the lens of discovery. (The "rules" around sexual etiquette haven't been written yet!)

    This is the story of how Anthony and Zira stumble backwards into a marriage full of love, comfort, yummy kinky sex while always navigating the myriad of troubles with being Stupid— I mean— A Demon/Angel.

     


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    This picks up a few days after the averted apocalypse and begins, with a rather shamelessly indulgent bath scene involving our favourite Demon.

    I am an entirely unrepentant, salacious wee bastard...Blame David Tennant and Michael Sheen for being so bloody delicious.

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    Arma-never mind is over and Crowley is ecstatic to be locked up again by Aziraphale. Sadly for him, Aziraphale doesn't want to be his keyholder again and Crowley has to figure out why.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley watch that pirate show and it inspires them to have a jolly rogering of their own.

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    “You know,” Aziraphale said once they had left the church, “that wasn’t a half bad idea. For being a demon’s nefarious plot, anyways.”

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    Aziraphale sneered. "I may pity you, demon, but certainly not that much."

    (Crowley gets stepped on.mov)

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    A collection of stories starring the Ineffable Wives and their relationship:

     
    CH.2:

    She wanted.

    Wanted Aziraphale close and warm against her - on the couch, in a bed, against the bloody register - getting to roam her greedy fingers over every roll of fat and soft skin available to her. Wanted to press blood-red kisses onto the light skin and bring that pretty pink blush that she knew travelled lower and lower and to find out just how low it went. Wanted to wake up every day wrapped in the naked warmth that radiated off Aziraphale, that she'd loved since that first evening on the wall.

     

    For the #MissCrowleyVisit Event from Miss Fell's Bookshop

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    It's a Tuesday, which are terrible as they are, but Aziraphale's thinking of Crowley... and as they say, think of the devil and he shall appear.

    Crowley, as punctual as always, comes by the bookshop in only his hi-vis jacket, blindingly bright hotpants, and enough glitter to kill a large fish with. He's trying his best to get railed by an angel, Aziraphale gladly obliges.

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    Crowley is the token twink in a corporate office, with a growing fascination with one of his colleagues. After a month of stewing in his horny stupor, he crosses paths with his dream man at an office party, striking up a conversation with the help of liquid courage. There is only one obstacle: based on his past history, the beautiful blond angel is presumed to be straight… or is he?

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    Now on the verge of All Soul's Night, Crowley and his angel face ever increasing danger. A thing posing as Crowley's lost child, and obvious in its mimicry, taunts the demon close to torture. And yet friends gather, a plan is implemented. Buts its repercussions have yet to be revealed, its success to be determined. After all, this enemy works on people's fears and failings. And well, if you happen to have a soul full of mirrors, you've made its job alot easier. That is, if you don't know how to use your mirrors to your own advantage...

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    When Aziraphale leaned down to put Crowley in bed, Crowley lifted his hands to clutch at the lapels of Aziraphale’s jacket.
    “Don’t,” he slurred. “I said—take me to bed. Not tuck me in.”
    Taking Crowley by the wrists, Aziraphale studied his face for a second.
    “Crowley, dear?” Crowley hummed, softly, and tugged Aziraphale towards him. “Could you sober up?”
    “Don’t want to,” Crowley murmured. “Please?”

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    A new book comes out and Aziraphale has to read it the second it's out, of course; the thing is, it's out the same day Crowley is desperate for a fuck.

    Who will win, Aziraphale's desire to read the new book or Crowley's desire to be fucked out of his mind?

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    Prized (synonyms): treasured, admired, adored, esteemed, relished, revered, preferred, beloved, cherished.

     

    A brief addition to the human AU Lift Me Up, O Lord, in which Aziraphale gently coaches Crowley to, ahem, make use of him. Wall-to-wall tender porn – a bonne bouche, as the Aziraphale of the fic would say.

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