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    Aziraphale adores his demon, he really does. But sometimes, Crowley’s antics get to be a bit too much. And in those circumstances, a little payback is only fair.

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    The Apocapnope is past, our Angel and Demon are openly on their Own Side, and Aziraphale thinks it's time to re-do the wards protecting the bookshop. In fact, he absolutely insists that Crowley help him. Nevermind that it's a monumental task that must be redone from the beginning! How hard could it be?

    THIS WORK IS COMPLETE.

    ...

    Sinuous and precise, markings in both Angelic and Demonic Enochian curved gracefully around the room, covering the entire sub-basement floor in carved sigils that wasted not a single strike of the chisel while still very much resembling the perfectly spiralling Copperplate hand that the Angel of the Eastern Gate utilized in all his written correspondence to this very day. Crowley turned in a slow circle to include the entirety of the room. "This is incredible, Angel."

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    Captain Anthony J. Crowley would consider himself content with his life. He has a beautiful ship, a competent crew, and a job that gives him more freedom than most but when raiding a loyalist vessel, an unclaimed omega is offered up.

    Navigator Aziraphale Eastgate would not consider himself content with his life, but he is trying. He's sure the famed Nutter Treasure will help if he can just get this crew of privateers to actually listen to him, but it's difficult being an unclaimed omega. It's especially difficult when one is offered to an alpha pirate.

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    Crowley decides to help Aziraphale clean up around their shop, and gets way more than he anticipated when it comes to the dusty shelves.

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    assorted ficlets from WNAGP event. I don't intend to expand these.

    1. Pride parade
    2. collars
    3. Rude hand gestures
    4. Aziraphale wants that second edition
    5. Crowley has two beds. why?
    6. Cottage shopping.
    7. Crowley is late for his date with Aziraphale, oh no!
    8. Making up words
    9. Crowley is An Influence. he refuses to be a good one
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    In which Crowley's love language is acts of service and Aziraphale deserves to be a little selfish sometimes, and also I think Crowley enjoys being needed in the right circumstances.

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    “You did this,” Aziraphale accuses when he realizes that they can’t reach the bedroom section without first passing through the children’s furniture, kitchen, and living room showrooms. Crowley knows he’s mostly cranky because they didn’t stop for Swedish meatballs and oversized cinnamon buns. “This labyrinthine monument to capitalism has Hell written all over it.” 

    “Nah, you’re wrong. This is all your side’s doing!” Crowley retorts. He’s a bit miffed by the angel’s ingratitude. Crowley isn’t the one who needed new furniture, after all--his flat is full of menacingly artistic bespoke pieces. “I’ve seen Heaven, remember? It looks a bit like this. Besides, you can’t tell me that all this white space and the finicky organization system doesn’t reek of Gabriel’s influence. S’awful. I don’t know why you wanted to come here. You could have just miracled up whatever you needed.”

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    After the world almost ends, an angel and a demon go shopping at IKEA.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are neighbours. And...it does not go at all well, until it does.

    A human AU in which Aziraphale is a bookseller, Crowley is a drummer, and they are both petty disasters in the worst/best way.

    +++

    “So what’s your deal?” asked Crowley.
    “My-my-my deal?” Aziraphale stammered. “I’m a bookseller, is my deal.”
    “Oh,” they replied, sounding as uninterested as it was possible to sound.
    “It’s just, I couldn’t help overhearing, and --” Aziraphale swallowed hard. “You really are an accomplished musician. But I thought -- for after eleven PM -- perhaps we could reach some arrangement?”
    “Arrangement?”
    Aziraphale felt his his smile turning forced. “Such as, perhaps, playing the drums *before* eleven? Instead of after?”
    Crowley stared blankly at him. In fact he stared for so long that Aziraphale briefly wondered if he'd lapsed into ancient Greek again, which he was known to do in bad dreams or during panic attacks.

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    “I’ve decided it’s your birthday,” explained Aziraphale patiently, settling down in one of the armchairs.
    Crowley started. “What? I don’t have a birthday. We both existed before days were a thing.”

    In which Aziraphale decides Crowley needs a birthday, Crowley hates being called nice, gets a pet plant, and Aziraphale mildly disapproves of inebriation. Also, cake.

    Disclaimer: All rights belong to Neil Gaiman and Terry Prachett (or I guess just Neil Gaiman :( )
    Kudos + comment if you like please!!

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    Alistair Zira Fell is a popular author. Loved by everyone he meets. Well, almost everyone. Someone is trying to hurt him, and right now, he needs a bodyguard.
    Anthony J. Crowley is the best, although he doesn't work with celebrities. He has three rules. He never gets too close, never stays once the job is done, and Never Gets Involved.
    But this isn't a thriller. This, is a love story.

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    Drunk Crowley tries and failed to cover up an accidental hug

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    “Really, my dear,” Aziraphale sniffed as he stirred his tea. The extent of his displeasure was readily apparent in the little clinking sounds he permitted his spoon to make. “You could at least make an effort.”
    “Effort? Me?”

    Two immensely powerful immortal undead entities choose to spend eternity bickering over which one is worse at being a vampire.
    As you do.

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    The Garden of Eden has come to Creation after a long and tiring War between the forces of Good and the forces of Evil. Now at the sides of each stand two figures, ambassadors and soldiers, soon to be at each other's throats for dear life.

    But as unpredictable as God's Plan may be, the duo might indulge in one too many glasses of wine, one too many books or one too many changes of looks, before remembering what they weren't supposed to.

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    //REVERSED AU//

    An accidental mistake by an Angel leads to a butterfly effect that unravels the existence of humanity. A generous gesture by a Demon ensures humanity thrives in their existence. Their paths started together and keep connecting when they both need each other the most. Was Armageddon really the God’s plan or was it something much simpler and peaceful.

    //This story is inspired by the songs ‘In Case You Don’t Live Forever’ by Ben Platt and ‘Dusk Till Dawn’ by ZAYN feat. Sia//

    PS: I am Dyslexic.

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    Excerpt from the Archived Reports of the Principality Aziraphale, Former Angel of the Eastern Gate, Current Earth Agent of Good...

    ~ ~ ~

    OR: They had dinner, they bantered, and they hugged. Aziraphale sure did thwart that demon good. You can tell from his report.

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    Crowley takes (read: is dragged by) his nephew Warlock to a professional sporting event that he's less-than-thrilled about. Lucky for him, he gets to sit by an angel.

    Meet-Cute, Human AU.

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    Detective Constable Crowley has been working the "Snow Angel" case for almost a year. It's Christmas Eve and finally, his luck seems to have come in. Arresting Aziraphale Fell, big-time drug dealer, is the easy part. Questioning him is the hard part.

    It's a police procedural that goes sideways. I'd say it still manages to have a more coherent plot than any episode of Prodigal Son, but that's not saying much.

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    Pretty much exactly what you'd expect from the title and rating.

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    Crowley has had enough of waiting around and decides to take matters into his own hands. A floor-length, red sequinned gown and a private box at the theatre ought to do the trick, he thinks. To his surprise and great satisfaction, Aziraphale is more than willing to take the bait. As tensions rise, Crowley finds himself at the receiving end of all the angel’s attention, and the show has only just begun...

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    Aziraphale is an apprentice/deacon and has been transferred from Tadfield to Notre Dame in Paris. While there he will be under the guidance of Gabriel and Sandalphon the Vicar and the Judge of the cathedral.
    Crowley lives in the bell tower, hidden away from the world. A skin disease called greyscale has turned his skin thick grey and black and scale-like. He is the bellringer for the cathedral, which let's him carve wood and dance in peace from jeering eyes.

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