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    Post-war AU - Snape survived the war. The two first chapters are for foundation (with a lot of foreshadowing), please bear with me.

    OC is a muggle woman (yes!) teaching Muggle Studies at Hogwarts; she meets our favorite snarky Potions Master and, together, they must face a new threat to the entire humanity. Even though the story is not written on the first or second person POV, all her physicall atributes are left open to the imagination so you can simply picture yourself right there if you'd like.

    There's a lot of romance and action, but it's mostly a lotta sex... after we get over the mutual pining bit. There will be magical birth control and safe sex, and of course it will be hot. The sex will get seriously kinky, though, be warned. Please let me know if you think there's something missing from my tags.

    This is my first fic. And it's complete. <3
    It started out as a jungian exercise of active imagination... halfway through it, I went to pinterest for inspiration and it led me here and I fell in love with you all. I'm really thankful for all I've read, so I guess this is my turn to share. I hope you enjoy it! Plenty of easter eggs for Rickman fans, by the way.

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    Two houses, alike in dignity: Casa del Freeman and Barney House. Sure, learning to live with two alternate universe versions of yourself can have its rough patches, but it seemed like things had finally settled down.

    ....But then Freemind catches a bad case of Catboy Maid disease.

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    Realistically, it was a terrible trade. The Dark Saber for a salvaged ship? A ship that came with a bonus Foundling. Really, what could possibly go wrong?

    ** Takes place a wee bit after the end of Season 2 where ____ and ______ happen.***
    Spoilers, sweetie,

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    When Louis mother decides to move to Cheshire for love, he does not expect his concert hook-up, Harry, to stand in his mothers friends kitchen. Things get complicated when the Tomlinson family stays with Styles residence for two months.

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    San is doing his best to survive college. Granted, he hates his classes, hates his part time job, and his shitty roommates. But what person his age doesn’t? It’s almost a right of passage to suffer during your college years. At least, he thought so until he’s partnered with Choi Jongho for a class project. A business major who doesn’t hate his classes, or his part time job, and loves his supposed roommates. San is convinced he must be an angel, because Jongho’s just offered to put in a good word for him at the place he works too. At this point, San is desperate for anything that isn’t bringing food and drinks to ungrateful patrons who don’t know how to tip.

    What San doesn’t expect, though, was to show up to a modeling agency. What he expects even less, is to be roped into a shoot. Who is he to pass up good pay and a nice work atmosphere, though? Maybe his coworkers are a little more than friendly...maybe his bosses are gorgeous and he can’t help but think they have a thing going on with a few other people in the office...San is caught up in something a little more complicated than he was ready for. But that isn’t always a bad thing.

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    You make Seth mess up his perfect eyeliner and then also mess up him. He makes a mess of your thigh and shoulder <3

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    GN Reader

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    It takes a lot of time to rebuild the houses and living quarters after Pain's attack on the village. Thankfully they had always been close, so when Naruto and Kakashi return from another failed attempt to get Sasuke back, they decide to become roommates. They realize their feelings for each other, but war and the situation with the Akatsuki seperate them again just when it seems that something might develop between them.
    The story takes them through the war and back to Konoha where they are confronted with dark secrets of the past and new enemies. It's a story about feelings that are stronger than any war, any secret and any enemy, that are trying to devide the young lovers..
    It's a long way back home.

    Book 1/3 of THE LONG WAY Series
    Please note the tags!

    UPDATE on THE LONG WAY: weekly, Friday or Saturday

    Translation into Chinese by: AobaAmaya
    Artwork by: Amekristal

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    “Gon nau,” the officiant says, slipping her hand into the man’s. From now— 

    Their skin is hot against each other's, palms sweaty as their fingers lace together. 

    “Tu ste glong raun kom won.” Two are joined as one.

    Clarke swallows hard, and looks up. Two pairs of eyes widen simultaneously, two sets of hackles instantly rising. 

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    U.A. plans to change up the dorm system to boarding houses for their students, but an altercation with two older students destroys Izuku Midoriya's room, leaving him to room with the girls of Class 1B for the next few weeks until his room is repaired. During that time, the girls realize that Izuku is a bit underappreciated, so it's a competition between them to see who can make him feel the most welcome ...

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    Langa reacts badly to some plant pollen whilst hanging out with Reki and Miya at the skatepark. They take him home, only for him to take some liberties with them.

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    "I want to ask you something," Miya said eventually, sounding as though he'd rather do literally anything else.

    "Oh yeah?" Reki didn't look around, keeping his eyes on his work; Miya hated asking for help more than anything, and Reki didn't want to risk dissuading him.

    Miya huffed at his side, then after a moment he leaned against Reki, nudging his elbow into Reki's arm. "Don't laugh at me. I'll kill you if you laugh."

    Set a couple of years after the events of the show. Miya asks for Reki's help with something, and he won't take no for an answer.

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    Jon Snow was not about to let his lover be put on trial and takes drastic measures to end the threats facing himself and Cersei Lannister. Cersei and Jon then celebrate the destruction of the Great Sept of Baelor the way they know best.

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    SBI + Ranbbo+ Tubbbo one-shots
    Incest, Underage, and Rape.
    Requests open

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    After being taken in by Mother Miranda, she lets you choose which Lord shall take you under their wing. Choosing to take the one that seems easiest to escape from, you quickly find that you choose wrong. But you get to see his softer side and together, you will leave this village some day.

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    "It has come to Lady Rhea's attention that the House Leaders are fighting over their favorite Professor- Byleth. So, to quell this situation, Lady Rhea and Seteth curated the “House of the Month” certificate; the greatest House the previous month gets their choice of their Professor for the next! A true war between Edelgard, Dimitri, and Claude over Byleth ensues; one that brings out the sexual desires that they all have buried deep within! How will such a system fair within the walls of Garreg Mach?!"

     

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    The King, as wicked as he is, summons his most prized jester to his chambers.

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    Hey! You'll find some dark and dirty Stormlight Archive smut here. Chapters are not related to each other unless stated

    If you enjoyed, please leave a comment. I try to stay active and respond to all comments; I love engaging with you on what you liked, didn't like, etc.

    Cheers!

    New chapters with:
    SHALLAN and ADOLIN/creditors/informant/torturer/inspector/guard/Jushu
    Jasnah and the rest of the Kholins

    NEW CHAPTER - Jasnah and Amaram!

    Which is your favourite chapter?

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    She has always been a lone wolf. A scavenger, stalking the village borders in the night. Lost, cold, and hungry.

    Standing guard at Kanata Castle should have been easy—she would do anything for the pack that took her in. But when her body betrays her in the night, exposing her heat at last, an Alpha's voice calls within her mind, bidding her to obey and defy all she thought possible:

    To succumb to a stranger. An enemy.

    A vampire.

    (A dark Reylo A/B/O romance with a medieval twist. Title has been changed from "Parasite" to "Funris")

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    Class 1-A is required to find a group activity to relieve stress, Kaminari has an idea he thinks will work well.

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    Katsuki's ruts were excruciating after imprinting on his boss, the Symbol of Hope, Pro Hero Deku. The sight of him saving his ass during a villain attack was enough to send him into an early rut. He couldn't continue like this, but the only solution was to confess or quit his job.

    An unexpected boner made the choice for him.

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