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    Crowley has to sit through a private show – a magic show. It’s hard on him for reasons much different than expected.

     The problem with this was, well. It was demeaning, the whole thing. Yes. Demeaning. Bad tricks instead of the real miracles they were able to perform. That was the problem.
    His brain’s resolute resolve was demolished when Aziraphale came down the stairs wearing nothing but the most delighted of smiles. And a tuxedo. A black, modern-cut tuxedo and not a lick of tartan. The ridiculous phrase Aziraphale had once uttered resurfaced in his mind. Lick some serious butt. He’d love nothing more.

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    Aziraphale has the desire to play a sexy game as foreplay, but they can't decide which game to play. It devolves into a bit of an argument until Crowley comes up with a solution: they should settle this dispute the way they've settled so many others. With battleship.
    Strip battleship.

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    The Tadfield base turned out to be a S.H.I.E.L.D. base. The Avengers watch footage from the cameras and decide to investigate. Crowley and Aziraphale decide to have some fun.

    Or the ineffable husbands decide to prank Earth's mightiest heroes because it's about time they have some fun.

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    What do you get you celestial significant other if they can miracle anything they want?

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    Aziraphale wants to celebrate Chanuka just to try and gets a little competitive at dreidel

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    Aziraphale, prince of the city-state of Haven, has been disappearing at night for some time. His brother, the Prince Regent Gabriel, is tired of this and determined to see his youngest brother properly married and settled down. He makes a proclamation that whoever can discover Aziraphale's secret will win his hand in marriage.

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    Mari Lwyd visits the bookshop.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are two consenting, well, adults, who do indulge in things.
    This is a collection of drabbles, which I wrote around flavor/food prompts. However they do not have those foods actually in them, the prompts are more used to generate a mood. I will take prompts on tumblr and from comments, but I can't tell you how quickly and how many I will write.

    There is an Index with short descriptions in Chapter 1, and the tags for each chapter will be in the Authors notes for the chapter, as well as in the tags.

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    Aziraphale is attempting to bake cookies, but doesn't heed a very specific warning.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley still do their good and bad deeds respectively. But those deeds have different results these days.

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    Азирафелю было просто любопытно узнать, сколько именно времени понадобиться Кроули, чтобы тот что-то сделал с очень очевидной коробочкой с кольцом, которую он постоянно носил в кармане.

    Он ставил на двенадцать лет.

    Когда он сказал об этом мадам Трейси (потому что нехорошо сначала вселяться в человека, а потом не поддерживать связь), она сказала, что он слишком доверяет демону.

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    I got a prompt from DarkAngel2891 on the facebook group "Ineffable husbands-Fanfictions Reader and Writer-AO3"

    "Funny Prompt, Aziraphale uses summoning circles to get Crowley out of long boring meetings in Hell. Because demons can't ignore the summons without discorporating, the higher ups can't blame him for answering them. And because it seems like he's popular to warrant them he gets commendations for it.

    My challenge to you is what kind of activities will Aziraphale ask of Crowley in exchange?"

    Well: THIS. (I couldn't resist including a saucy illustration, because the mental image was just too much.) Aziraphale Is Just Enough Of A Bastard To Be Worth Knowing.

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    A (prospective) collection of (mini?) fics, probably all Good Omens by the end of it, fulfilled for Whumptober/Fictober 2020.

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    “Fuck, angel.”

    “Is that an affirmation, or simply a statement of what you want me to do to you?” the angel teased, impossibly fond of the way Crowley rolled his eyes.

    “Both, actually.”

    “Well then, don’t mind if I take you up on that. Or rather make you take me up on that,” Aziraphale said, delighting in the small laugh, disguised as a huff of impatience.

     
    Aziraphale has many, many, many eyes. The only match for them is Crowley’s exhibitionism kink. But, as things tend to happen around them, original plans get derailed in favour of banter, soft things and new plans that prove to be much better.

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    He makes it look as if it accidentally slipped out of his mouth, and he pretends he doesn't notice the way people's eyes wide when he mentions Crowley and him went to Hogwarts together. It's a mischievous game he clearly enjoys playing.

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    Crowlydia morbidly moves into the house of their recently departed friends Anathema and Newt. Their stuffy parents don't believe the possible proof that the young couple could still be lurking spectrally about. And to make their dismal life worse, their scruffy uncle, Shadwell, is also moving in the mansion.
    What is a misunderstood morose person to do?
    Look for help in that handy ‘Agnes Nutter's Nice and Accurate Guide to the Recently Deceased’, and maybe call a very helpful Ghost with the Most.

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    A pair of wedding rings had somehow come into Crowley's possession (it was purchased) and she decides she might as well do a marriage proposal while she's at it.

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    Aziraphale is angry that Crowley has been mucking about in Scotland, Crowley doesn't understand why.

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    Crowley used to be excited about Halloween, but something got him grumpy. Aziraphale is just excited for candy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    entanglednow's summary:

    In which Aziraphale is captured by a serpent cult, Crowley dons a disguise, and an escape is planned.

    Author's note:
    Consent issues due to a brief scene where they have to suggest that non-con is going to happen, to an outside observer.

    This is a Pod-O-Ween2020 entry for the trick Beast

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