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Crowley's latest brilliant idea involves ranting about his
undying lovetiny crush on Aziraphale on Twitter instead of actually dealing with his feelings now that the world didn't end. Because he will never find out, right?Right?
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- Part 1 of twitterverse
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How Many Angels Can Twerk on the Head of a Pin? (Just One) by Ineffable_Eden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jan 2020
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We know Aziraphale loves to dance the Gavotte. But what about other kinds of dancing?
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Sweet Spot by tuddles
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Jan 2020
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Crowley returns home to the bookshop to find something very different about his angelic husband. He suddenly had an angelic wife instead, naked and performing domestic duties. Crowley is not unpleased by this surprise.
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- Part 2 of The Ineffable Toy Bag Collection
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Demonic Contracts (and Other Things to Avoid While Drunk) by Splashattack
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Jan 2020
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It's been years since the Apocalypse that Wasn't, and neither Crowley nor Aziraphale have heard anything from Heaven or Hell. They finally have allowed themselves to relax when they make a grave mistake over too many bottles of wine, though, and just like that, Heaven and Hell are on their tracks.
Or: In which Crowley decides he hates Aziraphale's bow tie, and decides to do something about it.
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Hell's Angel by AliceMarylin1999
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Jan 2020
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Aziraphale goes feral and buys a Harley Davidson bike. As if it wasn't enough, he challenges a local MC president to riding tournament after he recklessly mocks Aziraphale's look...
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This Is Divorce Court Live by Quefish for LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Jan 2020
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Crowley takes Aziraphale to Divorce Court.
M Rating for safety due to terrible stick figure art, not for actual story content :)
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Un Jeu de Cache-Cache by nikkiscarlet
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Dec 2019
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What's an angel to do when he's gifted a mobile phone he doesn't want, and is told it's for his safety?
. . . Apparently, he's going to use it to take erotic selfies.
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He hadn’t wanted a great deal of things then. Just a few – the world not to end, a cigarette. For his car to stop playing Queen every once in a while, and a certain someone. A handful of things he could live without, one he didn’t believe he could.
She was a nun there at the convent, with a very specific task.
“Modify me to whatever you wish. Whomever you wish. I live to serve you.”
He scoffed. He’d always found religious folk rather stupid, ridiculous even, and this was no exception.
Crowley put his hands around her throat and squeezed – not enough to hurt, a mere show of power. A slight menace. Her eyes didn’t widen.
“Show me what you want me to say, master Crowley,” she whispered in a voice entirely too familiar, and it shook him to his core. Another whim, and she was all white-blonde hair, thick thighs. Creamy and pale, soft skin.
“It’s just ‘Crowley’,” he whispered back.
It was as if she knew.
“Crowley. Dearest.”
It was all it took.
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The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is by... Snogging? by the_nokken
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Dec 2019
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Oh ho, ho, ho! I know it's the day after Christmas, but I don't care cause I love mistletoe, snow, and two specific idiots. That's right it's mandatory that I write this. Purely for my own enjoyment (and hopefully yours), enjoy! Bon appetit!
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The Ezra Fell affair by UlsPi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)
18 Dec 2019
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Crowley could. Crowley would. Had Ezra Fell been a reincarnation of Albrecht Dürer, he'd offer his skinny form for the artist's engravings, but as of the moment, while DI Hastur and DS Ligur discussed the way Eyeore dealt with his depression, while the room was full of chatter and London, full of gloom, the one artist to remain unrivaled engraved Ezra Fell, the primary suspect of Anthony Crowley, insurance investigator, on Anthony Crowley's heart, a useless muscle, really, never properly used unless a Renaissance masterpiece was involved. He was fucked.
Just another AU.
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A Demonic Distraction by magpiespirit
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Dec 2019
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All Aziraphale wants to do is have a drink. A couple of demons try his patience, with amusing results. Well, amusing to some. Well, amusing to one. Aziraphale. Aziraphale finds it amusing.
(This can stand alone, or come next in the series.)
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- Part 7 of Partners in Time
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Crowley doesn't like to be left alone when Aziraphale goes off to his gig playing department store Santa. So, he decides to stow away to cause some mischief. Little does he know that Santa is quite capable of some mischief of his own!
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December 9th: Mistletoe by IneffableToreshi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Dec 2019
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This is Day 9 of my Good Omens Advent Calendar for 2019, in which Aziraphale drags Crowley along shopping with him and Crowley finds a distraction.
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- Part 10 of Good Omens Advent Calendar 2019
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Four times they kiss by mistake (and the one time they mean it) by ticketybye
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
30 Nov 2019
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“One does not kiss by accident.”
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Here, kitty... by Himitsu_no
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Nov 2019
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"Draw me like one of your French girls," he had planned to whisper seductively, reruns of Titanic still on his wack of a mind.
Add kittens and there is no one he could resist you.
Unless, you know... something... happened.
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Occult Worship (fan art) by IneffableZerns
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Nov 2019
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So I really wish I could write fan fiction, but I appear to have a psychological block that makes it nearly impossible for me to story tell without pictures because... 🤷
So here’s an exercise in gradually busting down those walls.
Actually it was a thank you project for my first 500 follower milestone on IG. Pretty sure I was shadowbanned very shortly afterward. Anyway... -
what love we can afford by asideofourown
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Nov 2019
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Aziraphale clucked disapprovingly. “Feet off the furniture,” he said without any expectation that Crowley would listen to him, and then dug through the bag. “Oh! Yes, I do like these, thank you! This is perfect, you always know what I like.” He glanced up at Crowley with a gentle smile, and then his focus shifted to Crowley’s shoes. “Ah, dear.”
Crowley raised an eyebrow. “Hm?”
Aziraphale covered his mouth, and looked very much like he was trying not to laugh. “Dearheart,” he said in a thick voice. “Crowley, my love, you have coins glued on your shoes.”
“What?” Crowley yelped, scrambling to get his feet off the table and look at his shoes. He pulled the left one off, eyes widening when he saw the six or seven coins stuck to the bottom. “What in the...?”
Aziraphale reached out and gently took it from him, poking at one of the coins. “I do believe it’s glued on,” he said with barely concealed glee. “Crowley, weren’t you putting glue on coins earlier?”
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Hot Days, Mad Blood by noodlefrog
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Nov 2019
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It's summer in Florence and Hell thinks it's Crowley's fault that all the local kids have taken up an interest in dueling. Crowley's content to kick back and enjoy the wine, until he hears Aziraphale is planning to answer a challenge in the morning. It's easy enough for him to insert himself into the middle of it, but not even Crowley was anticipating how truly incompetent he is with a sword.
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- Part 1 of Close Enough to Human
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Sunlight and Water by cassieoh, the_moonmoth
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Nov 2019
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What if Aziraphale were a flirty drunk?
An art and fic collaboration.
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May I stay the night by BayarealivingUSA
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Nov 2019
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Aziraphale rides his horse towards a kingdom to deliver important documents. He stops a gothic looking manor with an eye catching owner.
Crowley is looking to impress head office by delivering an angel to hell now that one has arrived at his door step.
A two chapter story (i hope) with some plot and some porn in ch.2