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    She stopped pacing and turned to face the now very gobsmacked men. The tears continued to pour from her eyes. “What am I supposed to do?” She asked weakly. “I want answers but I have this horrible feeling that if I go looking for them, I won’t like where I end up.”
    Crowley and Aziraphale exchanged glances.
    “Well you might not have to look too far for those answers.” Crowley muttered.

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    Kaera knows she's different but she can't figure out why. Things in her life happen that seem too odd for logic to decipher. And when dark creatures from the shadows start to follow her, the only people she can turn to are an Angel named Aziraphale, and a Demon named Crowley. The more time she spends with them, the more she learns about what she is, where she came from, and what she can do.

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    A collection of drabbles/ double drabbles for the GO Events 'Snektember' prompts, regarding Snake Crowley.

    4 Snakes on a Plane. He'd never known how well a snake could glare until recently.
    5 Beach. Neither of them have ever seen a human here.
    6 Shakespeare. "O serpent heart."
    7 Naps. 'Stay here. Take your nap here.'
    8 Cuddling. 'You don't look well.'
    9 Historical. 'I was reading this mythology book and there was an awfully familiar serpent in it...'
    10 Party. 'Your Mister Crowley makes a right handsome snake.'
    11 Very big/ small Warlock's son hardly stirs.
    12 Fancy In which Snow tries to write a screen play scene.
    13 Seasonal 'This harvest is under my personal protection.'
    14 Drunk 'Crowley! Get down off those folios immediately!'
    15 Snek-cessorising He tries to play it off as a joke at first.
    16 Tea time Warlock wondered if other kids had tea parties with snakes.
    17 AU A snake and a ram meet in a storm

    18. Coiled up somewhere inappropriat. 'If I hear one word from you, angel...'

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    A comic about Ineffable Husbands' first time together. Fluff and ridiculousness will ensue.

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    35/?
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    He sets the book lovingly on his side table and moves to stand up and stretch when he is knocked back off his feet and into his chair. 

        It’s not a physical force, not really. No, it's more...ethereal? Occult? Supernatural. It’s tense, and sucks all of the air out of the room, churning and spinning and beginning to bubble in the aether in a way that makes him gasp and reach for a sword that isn’t there. He’s mildly aware that his first thought is, I hope Crowley is okay, before there’s a sharp pop and the air comes rushing back in the room like a tidal wave. 

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    Crowley starts seeing his angel form in the mirror. It starts as a walk-by glance and suddenly disappears. He doesn't know what to do with it, all of those memories were taken away, but they come back to him in pieces, digging up all sorts of things.

    Then God appears to him of all people. She says that she forgives him, that she had forgiven him long ago, and that she never stopped loving him. She says that he and Aziraphale are to be the protectors of Earth as they have been for her so far.

    Everything hurts, and nothing makes sense- so just another new millennia really.

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    The kingdom of Virtues was know as the center of peace. The King's 5 children all married off to the heirs of the surrounding kigdoms. All except Aziraphale. After countless rejections of courting, Aziraphale has no choice but to marry the eldest heir from the 5th Kingdom of Azazel. Azazel is also known as the kingdom of the fallen, and this heir he's bound to wed? He's also known as the black knight.

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    In a Singles-Cruise gone awry, sweet, bumbling Aziraphale is caught in a storm and ends up washed up on a deserted tropical island. Or at least he thinks it's deserted, until he's rescued by a beautiful stranger and his son.

    As time goes by, Aziraphale's love for the father and son only grow. But so do his questions; how did Crowley get here? How long was he alone? What happened to Warlock's mother? Could Crowley possible love him back?

    Most importantly, will Aziraphale have the strength to leave once rescue finally does arrive?

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    anthony crowley has two options: be deported back to South Africa or force his kind and soft assistant, aziraphale fell, into marrying him so he can stay in the country. on one hand, being deported maybe wouldn't be so bad, but on the other hand, aziraphale is kind of cute. cue a fake relationship, a whacky family, a cute dog, and a small town that hasn't seen anything like this before.

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    Aziraphale has the best job a young bookworm could ever hope for—he works the evening shift at an independent bookshop, just a stone's throw away from Tadfield College, where he's only a few months away from getting his degree. He likes the location in Tadfield's cosy downtown, the friendly regulars, and his coworker, Newt. But most of all, he likes having the key to the biggest treasure trove of books he's ever seen. Aziraphale knows that he's not going to make friends sitting in the dark shop at night, alone with a book and some chocolate, but that's all right. He's not lonely while he has a book, which means he's hardly lonely at all. Really.

    Crowley works at a record shop, and he's got the biggest crush on the cutie working at the bookshop next door. Whose name he doesn't even know, because he's too awkward to ask. At least nobody's noticed. If his coworker Anathema found out, he'd never hear the end of it.

    A story about bravery, misunderstandings, acceptance, and love. Will update twice a week :)

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    Crowley scoffs at the realisation that the angel had also unmatched all his tinder dates and removed all his profile pictures from the application.

    “What in the heavens are you doing angel? Where did my tinder matches go?”

    “No, seriously. Angel. I don’t know what you’re playing at, but you don’t get to stomp into my apartment and just make a mess of everything.”

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    After Apocanot, Gabriel is fed up with everything. He believes that he has worked too much and for too long for everything that he had planned just too disappear at the end. And also he ended up being the bad guy in the history. So he just decided to disappear.

    No one knows where he has gone, but word spreads in Heaven that Gabriel is going to Fall. In addition, the Fall of an archangel may well become a Prince of Hell (or middle manager at least). And in Heaven nobody wants to have such a powerful opponent on the opposite side. So, Michael, desperate, contacts Aziraphale because she cannot find him. Can he do it and make him see reason?

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    Anathema Device is given the job to find Newton Pulsifer, a reporter that had went missing, the last person who saw him was Anthony J Crowley a singer for Purgatory's Amphitheater.

    Crowley is stuck in a web of black mail and shady promises to keep him and his husband afloat after Ezra's bookshop had been burnt down.
    Their relationship is strained even more as Anathema comes around to find Newton.

    Ezra loved and trusted his husband desperately... so why was there a photo of his ex boss heading into Crowley's dressing room? What was Gabriel Ingles doing with His husband?

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    Even after the apocalypse has been averted and Crowley finally gets to freely love his angel, he still struggles with the trauma of being cast out of Heaven. His plants provide a form of therapy but once Aziraphale finds out things will change for the better.

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    "Could be anything," Crowley explained. Anything at all, say the word, nothing off limits from my end. Stupid. "And the way it works, you'd have the chance to say no. It's not that I force anyone into doing things. Just make it more appealing s'all. So. What do you want, Aziraphale?"
    "I want—" The apple, the whole damn Garden. He flapped his hands uselessly in the air. "I want..." You. I want to be free. "Well. Perhaps a nap." His voice was nothing more than a whisper.

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    Crowley has to prove to Hell that he’s been trying to seduce Aziraphale.

    Crowley and Aziraphale come up with a scheme where they fake it, but they get a bit carried away with the acting.

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    After that devastating phone call, Crowley realizes that nothing has changed between them at all. Back to square one as the humans say... Pathetic, really.

    That oblivious Angel will probably never get the hint. And that hurts... Hurts even more than vaguely sauntering downwards. Hell. Who's he even kidding? Not even God's silence treatment had hurt that much!

    So, wasn't it time to let go? Simply sleeping it off like he always did wasn't an option anymore.

     

    *Basically, Crowley's done with Aziraphael's obliviousness after their last phone call and decides to leave for good this time. Going to the only place he knows the Angel would never consider looking for him; Heaven.

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    Loose Pygmalion AU - oh and human AU, too.
    Crowley is a succesful sculptor in London whose statues are renowned for their quality and their stunning realism, so that one could swear they're going to come to life any moment. One day, Gabriel walks into his workshop and 'commissions' (ie demands) a different kind of statue from him, one which is more soft and cherubic. Well, putto-like, in any case. Crowley refuses but then ends up fascinated by the rough sketch left by the berk. It seems oddly familiar and soon, he finds himself entranced by what he's sculpting, talking to it and imbuing it with personality and eventually a name.
    What will happen, though, when 'Aziraphale' comes to life? What will Crowley do about Gabriel who still expects a statue?

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    After the apocalypse that wasn’t one, Crowley deals with the events in his own ways. The traumatic experience of almost losing his angel and his car, are a little too much for our beloved demon. He always had ways to hide this side of himself. Even from Aziraphale, from everyone, well everyone except god, because you know being omnipotent.
    So Aziraphale is in for quite a surprise when a three year old red haired boy stumbles into his bookshop calling him papa, stating his name is Anthony J. Crowley. His only clue as to what happened, is an envelope in the boys hands.

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    Anthony J. Crowley was something of a rising star in the stand-up comedy world in the late 90s. These days, though, he mostly just snarls his way through open mic nights and Twitter take downs of terrible movies.

    Things all go a little pear-shaped when someone entirely unexpected makes his way through the doors of The 9th Circle Comedy Club.

    Welcome to A Divine Comedy, the Good Omens stand-up comedy AU!

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    Crowley has a question to ask, except, like most anything he tries to do he mucks it up. Or does he?

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    500
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    1/1
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    18
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