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    Ezra Fell has spent his time existing outside the margins of what is necessarily human.
    Anthony Crowley is the lead of a coven of bumbling witches.
    A pulp horror unlike any other. With blood (of course), and magic (of course), and perhaps (maybe), a bit of love for the mix.
    Right on time for October!

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    Even if the plan to avert Armageddon works, Crowley knows he will face Hell’s wrath. He’s sad, scared, and doesn’t want his time with Aziraphale to come to an end. When he breaks down crying, Aziraphale comforts him.

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    Crowley is Chamuel, Archangel in theory and Heaven’s agent on Earth for the past four-thousand-and-something years, but his purpose and reason for being still eludes him.

    Aziraphale is Azazel, a tempestuous demon with a ghastly past that is seemingly fresh on the scene and raring to fight for his newly earned position on Earth.

    Upon the grim extinction of Chamuel’s former adversary, the pair come to an Arrangement that sees them moving together through modern history, attempting to make sense of who they are and what it means to find a home where they least expect it.

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    Sixty-four years after their argument, Crowley dreams about Aziraphale. There's nothing unusual about that, but for some reason, he can’t seem to let this dream go.

    Neither can Aziraphale.

    (prewritten, updates Sundays and Thursdays)

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    A weddingfic in which Aziraphale and Crowley are both so nervous, Anathema plans weddings like a boss, Newt and the Them are so supportive bless them and Gabriel the Bastard Man gets what he deserves.

    Comments and constructive criticism are greatly appreciated!

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    Not everyone gets a happy childhood. Not everyone gets to grow up in loving families, not everyone is bloody normal and happy and all sunshine and bright smiles all the bloody time.

    But Crowley is bloody well going to ensure that Warlock gets the best childhood he can ever have. He's not going to fail his nephew when everyone else have. He'll give the boy good memories, a nice learning experience, teach him right from wrong and all that shite.

    Babylon, as sappy as it sounds, will always support her brother, and she loves little Warlock. But her greatest wish of all is being a functional human being who don't break down at the slightest bit of pressure, is that too much to ask?

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    An unlikely series of events leads Aziraphale Fell to become a stranger's plus one at a country wedding. What will they tell everyone about how they met? How will their relationship change when they return to the 'real' world? Will Aziraphale ever get his coat back?

    OR

    A bookseller and a recently unemployed man walk into a car...

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    原作梗概:

    让我们跟着Crowley和Aziraphale,看看他们正式相处后的第一年的短信往来。

    发生在《陌生号码的来信》和《他是我的错误号码》之间,时间背景是没有那些糟心事的2020。

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    Crowley is upset and can’t figure out why. He loses control and lashes out at Aziraphale during a panic attack. Now Aziraphale is also upset and confused. Can they both calm down enough to talk it out?

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    Warlock Dowling turns six. Hell keeps asking Crowley how evil the boy is. Aziraphale's just looking to vent about the tantrums over a nice drink or seven, but Crowley has had A Thought, and he doesn't like it much.

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    Starry-eyed Aziraphale - just call me Azi - follows her dreams to California where she finds her spot amongst the dancers at Tracy's Burlesque Club.

    Along the way she finds more than just an outlet for her talent including the battling attractions for the bartender, Crowley, the threat of the club being sold, and the jealousy of the headlining dancer, Bee.

    Becoming a star doesn't mean losing yourself and Azi finds a way to have her cake and eat it too.

    Or the Burlesque/Ineffable Wives crossover we all need.

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    Cursed from birth to be the most ugly thing in all of creation; Prince Anthony hides himself away to avoid anyone having to look at his face. Until one day when his Father tells his children that-to save the kingdom-one of the three sons must marry one of the two daughters of a neighbouring Kingdom. Anthony despises this plan, but is willing to play along as long as he can hide his face. All seems to be going well, until the neighbouring royals come for a visit and the insecure Prince lays eyes on Prince Aziraphale, and instantly falls in love. But now he's caught between trying to get out of a possible arranged marriage, loving the brother of the two women he is potentially betrothed to, and a seemingly unbreakable curse. Can Anthony, for once in his life, have a happily ever after?

    ~Update~
    Hey there Guys, Girls, and Non-Binary Pearls. I know I've been MIA for I while and I'm sorry for that. I've come into a bit of a blockade with the story and am struggling to get over it. I'm trying to work through it so stay tuned for an update. I love you all <3 Stay safe

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    My first real fanfic help I'm bad at writng.

    Set after Armageddon't, Crowley and Aziraphale spend time together as friends, not worrying about the world ending.

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    It has been 270 years since Sirens were cursed to live under the sea and tensions have only been rising like steam from a boiling pot.

    Crowley, a Siren in his late two hundreds, has felt out of place his entire life and wonders where he is meant to be. He figures he'll never find that answer until one day he meets a human, the prince Aziraphale. He'll do anything to stay with him, even make a deal with the notorious Sea Witch, Lucifer. Will he be able to keep his end of the deal or will Lucifer claim his life? Will he be able to stay with the man he loves or will he live the rest of his life under the sea?

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    10/?
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    Kokabiel, Angel of the Stars. He always saw stories hidden away in the stars he created, but chose to leave them hidden. He left them for the humans to find them, for the humans that admired his creations and studied them. He was childlike and saw the stars in a way that almost no other angel could. He took care of them and treated them as if they were his own children. Love and care overflowed from him as he gently set them free from his astronomy tower.

    Aziraphale remembers Kokabiel and his kindness very fondly.

    After all, he was his first love.

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    Sometime after Eden, but before the Ark, our Ineffables are learning their way in the world, and doing their best to follow orders. For Crawly, this means mostly annoying humans. For Aziraphale, this means thwarting Crawly. I stopped short of naming this “Thwart me harder, daddy” no matter what my brain tried to say about it. Have some spicy top/dom bearded Aziraphale and bottom/sub long haired Crawly. Throw in some wall-pinning, hair tugging and praise kink, sit back and enjoy.

    Illustrated byIneffableChocolateCheeseCake (Instagram) or
    IneffableChocolateCheeseCake on AO3

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    Earth, 2500.
    The world didn't end with a bang or something like that. It ended with plastic and rubbish. Crowley pushed a bit with his boot and sighed, watching the tiny bit fly away into the breeze as he looked around. Time for another day. Who knows what might be out there?

    The humans left, one did not. One decided to stay. Now... Ten years on, the world is silent, apart from that one song being played over and over again by the last human.

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    "I can explain."

    This was a lie; that statement generally conveyed a normative element to it. A means to justify, not just describe, so that one’s actions could be brought in line with acceptable morals.

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    For Aziraphale, there were always two Crowleys: the First Crowley, the one he met in the Garden, the one he's spent 6000 years meeting across human history. And there is the Second Crowley, the one who comes to him across time, again and again, propelled, it would seem, by some unknown tragedy. Both, his hereditary enemy. His dearest friend.

    For Crowley, there is a Before, and there is an After. Before, he spent 6000 years as Hell's agent on Earth, seeing Aziraphale occasionally, working together where they could get away with it. After... After, he's drawn back over and over, like he's attached by a tether that just won't let him go.

    Not that he wants it to let him go. The alternative...

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    15/?
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    Anthony Crowley is a recovered ex-musician on the shore tourist-trap town of Tadfield, now running a record/instrument shop. Life had been better and maybe it could be a new future for him before middle age anchors him down.
    But a random good deed finds him proposing and marrying an actual Selkie.

    Promised happy ending.
    TRIGGERS; mentions and implied past substance abuse, alcoholism, bad and abusive relationships, self-harm, and suicide attempts.
    WATCH tags to be added, very mature elements to come.

    MORE chapters to come!

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    3/?
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