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    Crowley is the guy everyone goes to for a good time. He’s the fling, the hook up, even though he hopes for more. Still, waking up to an empty bed the morning after a one night stand is not something he should be surprised by.

    In Aziraphale’s defence, he's never had a one night stand before, and really doesn't know how they work.

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    Day 5 of Ineffable Kinktober: Tears/Crying

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    my ficlet prompts for 2022 ineffable inktober, all probably late :))

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    The important thing, Crowley tells himself -- the most important thing -- is Adam, his brilliant, creative, empathetic nephew. Being fourteen's hard enough on its own, the kid didn't ask to deal with the weight of the world on top of it.
    And if taking care of Adam means Crowley has to tough it out at a job he can’t stand, so be it.
    And if Crowley's job means that Adam’s charming English teacher is NOT a romantic possibility, well, that's just how things go.
    But the occasional drink with Aziraphale proves hard to resist. They frequent the same pub, so who can object to them saying hello? Briefly sharing a table? Perhaps a little conversation? The painful knowledge that it can’t be anything more -- not without somebody getting fired or sued or both -- well, that can't be helped.
    Until Crowley stumbles onto a terribly reckless idea...

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    It has been 270 years since Sirens were cursed to live under the sea and tensions have only been rising like steam from a boiling pot.

    Crowley, a Siren in his late two hundreds, has felt out of place his entire life and wonders where he is meant to be. He figures he'll never find that answer until one day he meets a human, the prince Aziraphale. He'll do anything to stay with him, even make a deal with the notorious Sea Witch, Lucifer. Will he be able to keep his end of the deal or will Lucifer claim his life? Will he be able to stay with the man he loves or will he live the rest of his life under the sea?

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    After the Not-End-of-the-World, Aziraphale and Crowley need time to adjust to their new realities and figure out how to deal with each other.
    What better way to solve their problems than to spend a few months gallivanting through Europe, in close proximity, tasting delicious food & trying different sleeping arrangements?

    Or:
    Come for plot and smut, stay for food and scenery.

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    Tadfield University has a fairly well esteemed Masters in Sociology program. Furthermore, it has an even more interesting student body. In the current academic year, two colleagues are working their best to survive the trials and tribulations of graduate school, as well as navigate their relationships with their field of academics, and with each other.

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    It had been a long, arduous day at the office. The kind of day that crawls by with the speed of a reluctant snail. Normal. Simple. Boring. Aziraphale Fell was prepared to go home (after, of course, finishing the extra work Mr. Gabriel Stern was kind enough to give him) and return to reading his newly purchased novella following the sweet reunion of a Little with her Caregiver (he wasn’t lonely at all!) when he discovered a surprise waiting for him in his office.

    A familiar surprise. A previously intimidating surprise. A now very young, sweet, and completely defenseless surprise.

    One dropped Mr. Anthony J. Crowley who, until now, Aziraphale was completely unaware was a Little.

    What was he to do?

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    Crowley has something to tell Aziraphale, and he is terrified... of everything.

    (On hiatus but will be completed.)

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    In the 1960s and 70s, Crowley and Aziraphale both, at different times, join the rat-race of corporate life, its secrets - both juicy and mundane - its greed, its individual souls, its judgementalism, its hunger. It's all high-stakes, in order to tempt/bless, cause havoc/miracles, on assignments from Below or Above. But it presents challenges that neither of them are quite equipped to face alone, and so they must count on each other.

    Hint: the challenges turn out to be sexual. Wink.

    We know that there's an "Arrangement" between Crowley and Aziraphale, with the tempting and the blessing. We know that they're in the habit of pulling each other out of jams. But how far will they go for each other? And with each other? Turns out, pretty damn far.

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    People often remember Eve, she was the woman who was tempted into eating an apple no one told her she couldn't eat. The woman who gave birth to the beginnings of humanity.

    People often forget however, that there was a woman who existed before her, Lilith. She was made from the same dust as Adam, making them equals in her eyes. Adam disagreed, causing Lilith to abandon the garden and gain her independence. The angels guarding the garden tried to stop her but had no luck. Lilith disappeared and so did the memory of her.

    When the humans were finally free of the garden, a demon and an angel stood a top a wall. The angel wondering why the demon seemed so familiar.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley share a night of passion... and regret?

    (A fifteen minute writing challenge for myself.)

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have been living among humans for 6000 years, but there have always been parts of the human experience they've chosen to avoid (like allergies, head colds, and having to use the loo).

    They've also never let hormones get in the way of making rational decisions, because they didn't have any hormones to speak of.

    That's all about to change.

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    “Not to worry”, Gabriel told him. “So you let in a demon who tempted the humans to sin! On top of that you lost the flaming sword. It’s really my fault — I should have known it would be too much of a responsibility for you! Earth is, after all, not for the lesser angels. I mean, it’s Her Great Plan! Visiting Earth is a virtue, and you weren’t up for the task. No harm done!”

     

    And so it came to be, that Aziraphale was never to go to Earth again.
     

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    After millenias of watching Earth from above, Aziraphale decides to sneak down.

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    Anthony Crowley is a recovered ex-musician on the shore tourist-trap town of Tadfield, now running a record/instrument shop. Life had been better and maybe it could be a new future for him before middle age anchors him down.
    But a random good deed finds him proposing and marrying an actual Selkie.

    Promised happy ending.
    TRIGGERS; mentions and implied past substance abuse, alcoholism, bad and abusive relationships, self-harm, and suicide attempts.
    WATCH tags to be added, very mature elements to come.

    MORE chapters to come!

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    A bit of Math.
    The Ark is to the End of the World as to We can't do anything: Fuck we can. Same math: The Little Ones Die as to The Little Ones Live. Crowley and Aziraphale are putting everything on the line, against the laws of nature, not just for these wee ones, but for themselves. And they are spent. Now, every molecule of TRY is coming forth, every trick, every book, every debt called in. And to accomplish all this, they both, at the end of all things, might have to break their promises to one another.
    Torn Asunder, For Another.

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    Crowley is agitated and on edge, and none of his usual coping mechanisms help. And when he visit the bookshop, he finds it even more chaotic than usual. But maybe a day of putting things in order is exactly what he needs.

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    Wherein Aziraphale discovers Crowley will be the nude model in Da Vinci's art class. Antics ensue.

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    Aziraphale has passed. Crowley tries his best to keep up the bookshop, but has been overcome with grief in the process.

    I cannot stress enough that this is major character death. Aziraphale is dead. Please do not read if you do not want to read about Crowley grieving the loss of Aziraphale. This is not a temporary death. I am evil and made them suffer.

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    You can prevail. One battle at a time, you can win. But the war continues, and enemies...change. And now what was about just an angel and a demon becomes a story of future generations. And just when two beings cared for nothing more than to be left alone to understand each other? Well, at some point it becomes about family. Chosen, or otherwise.
    A hand on a tummy. A kick. The anticipation. The world is like that for Crowley and his angel.
    They had no idea it would become so very personal...

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