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    Crowley and Aziraphale get a visit a few weeks after the almost end of the world. It brings more than just a few discoveries, a lot more than that.

     

    But heaven and hell just had to interrupt everything.

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    As Crowley and God were walking through the Garden, Crowley looked up and saw the Guardian of the Eastern Gate of Eden, and the hollow space inside him was filled at that moment. Love at First Sight, God teased, and she gave away that his reaction to Aziraphale was NOT part of her plan, but then...how IS Crowley a part of her plan? Going through the years, will Crowley allow himself to feel love? Will he allow himself to give in to the idea he COULD be loved? What happens when Aziraphale experiences Lust, but only for Crowley? Just how strong will their bond become? Who will confess their love first? WILL it be a SPOKEN confession!? What if AFTER Armageddon, tricking Heaven and Hell was the LEAST of their problems?

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    Anthony Crowley likes beautiful things. Conveniently enough, Eli Fell happens to fit quite nicely into this category.

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    A new neighbour moves in next door to Crowley. Inevitably, they meet.

    Aka the next-door neighbours AU with human Crowley, human Aziraphale.

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    Aziraphale is convinced that the feelings he has for Crowley are a result of Crowley using demonic magic on him. He can't imagine that he's actually in love with a demon.

    "Images flashing through Aziraphale’s mind, of Crowley’s lean, taut frame pressed against his own, those long legs wrapped around his waist. That long red hair tangled in Aziraphale’s fingers. Kisses pressed against every inch of Crowley’s hard, angular body. That prominent Adam’s apple bobbing in Crowley’s throat as he gasped and moaned out Aziraphale’s name. Those were just thoughts that Crowley impressed upon him. They didn’t mean anything."

    Title is a lyric from Make Me Feel by Janelle Monae

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    10/?
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    Crowley discovers that something is different about the bookshop when he visits and Aziraphale isn't forthcoming. In fact, he seems a bit nervous about it. Growing suspicious, not to mention worried, that it might be nesting behaviour, something angels only engage in when they're head over heels and want to risk mating, Crowley investigates.
    When the evidence becomes irrefutable, he's heartbroken. It isn't for him. Of course Aziraphale isn't nesting for him.
    But who could it be? What angel could possibly have captured Aziraphale's attention and his love? Crowley needs to find out because if he has to give him up, they had better damn well be worthy of his angel's affections!

    He isn't going to give him up.

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    6/?
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    BREAKING: SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY IN DISARRAY AS NEWCOMER UPENDS DOZENS OF ACCEPTED THEORIES
     
    Up and coming British astrophysicist Dr. Anthony J. Crowley has rocked the science world this week with his research that proves many previously-accepted scientific theories about dark matter and the nature of our universe completely wrong. Dubbed the ‘Devil’s Theory,’ Crowley’s research has made the astrophysicist a star practically overnight, and one of the most sought-after scientists in the country.

    “There’s so much you humans don’t understand about the universe, it’s not my fault that I do,” he said in a statement to BBC reporter Jane Smith. “Just you wait!”

    [Crowley can't keep his mouth shut about the stars, and accidentally becomes a famous scientist. Based on this!]

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    After the war in Heaven, God didn't just cast out the Fallen Angels, they erased the memories of all those who remained loyal. If they don't remember what, or who, they lost then there's no chance of fraternization. Meanwhile, as part of their punishment, all the Fallen remember exactly what they lost. Crowley hopes he can help Aziraphale remember who they were to each other, however long that takes.

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    19/?
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    108
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    It's the early 1990s, and after a failed exorcism, Crowley decided to move to New York for a while.

    ...And somehow ends up working as a full-time homicide detective.

    aka The story where the age-old question is constantly asked. 'What could go wrong?'

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    Summary will keep changing as story continues but basically:
    It's the 1970's, baby. Polyester is in, and so is finding a healthy outlet for 6000 years of repressed feelings for your best friend. Our story starts a few years after Aziraphale tells Crowley he goes too fast. Our favorite demon roams across Europe and America, accidentally becoming both a music producer and a DJ in the process. These two lovestruck fools will eventually work it out, I promise. A slooooooow burn, complete with a disco playlist that will have you saying, "Why the fuck do people say they hate disco?"

    Playlist is HERE and will be updated with each chapter: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0t911JSMifCB8sXZkGX59R?si=uL6PXU7vTWyRUpNK1nO1pw

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    There was no tunnel with a light at the end, there was just silence, and a kind peace.

    So, without any word, Tony let himself surrender to the silence…

    “YOU WERE A BRAVE AND KIND MAN, TONY… AND YOU DESERVE TO REST IN PEACE… BUT SADLY, YOUR STORY IS NOT YET OVER…”

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    Crowley can't keep his love for Aziraphale a secret anymore.

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    Crowley tells Aziraphale what happened

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    The two knew that they had to stop this at once. Six thousand bloody years of dancing around each other as if they weren’t painfully in love had to come to a stop. Crowley had figured it out a while ago but did nothing to get rid of the painful feeling in his chest. Aziraphale, on the other hand, had discovered their dangerous dance and quickly decided that he wanted to do something about it.

    Series
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    ‘I’ll get over it,’ he manages. ‘Honestly, angel – I’ll get over it, I will. I just – I need…’ He shakes his head, frustrated with himself, feeling utterly, utterly selfish. ‘Exposure therapy, you see.’ He gives a smile, a broken kind of sob. To think he always felt safe here.

     

    In which Crowley struggles and Aziraphale comforts him.

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    [A podfic version]

    If dreams were what humans said, manifestations of your worst desires and your greatest fears, then what would he ever dream of but Aziraphale?

    Crowley was certain he’d dream of Aziraphale until the end of days and, well, he was very nearly right.

    (AKA Crowley gets busted humping his bed after a wet dream. Fucking ensues.)

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    Crowley starts seeing his angel form in the mirror. It starts as a walk-by glance and suddenly disappears. He doesn't know what to do with it, all of those memories were taken away, but they come back to him in pieces, digging up all sorts of things.

    Then God appears to him of all people. She says that she forgives him, that she had forgiven him long ago, and that she never stopped loving him. She says that he and Aziraphale are to be the protectors of Earth as they have been for her so far.

    Everything hurts, and nothing makes sense- so just another new millennia really.

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    Aziraphale would rise, dressing quickly and without looking back at him, leaving Crowley on the bed (or whatever other surfaces they’d landed on), wrecked and raw and realizing once again that his angel didn’t love him, he lusted for him, and was so disgusted with himself after that he literally had to run away from him as if he were a bulimic who’d binged himself on sweets. He knew Aziraphale was regurgitating the memory of him as soon as he left.

    So, he would lay there, fighting back bitter tears of rage and disgust, wondering why he kept doing this to himself.

     

    Because you love him more than you hate yourself.

     

    What a stupid reason.

     

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    Crowley doesn't know the meaning of the word "safe".

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    it probably hurts more than it should. it always has. he's just being ridiculous. if he can just...stay put, and pretend he can't read Aziraphale's name on the screen as his cell phone rings, everything will be okay - everything except him, perhaps, but that's an acceptable loss.

    it's better than the alternative.

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    12
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    52
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    7
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