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    "Do relax, love."

    Crowley smirked, but obliged, lying back down on his belly and hugging the pillow. His bare back was still covered by the contorting snake tattoo, moving freely at a very slow pace, looping around an arm only to slither back to a shoulder, tracing complicated patterns. "I thought you were supposed to help me do that, mmh?"
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    Aziraphale gives Crowley and his tattooed snake a massage that goes far beyond what any of them has planned.

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    Vicar Aziraphale Bookman has a comfortable life. He lives in and serves the small village community of Tadfield. He enjoys contributing to local businesses, taking walks, and of course reading. His 'guilty pleasure', which gives him no guilt and all pleasure, is a series of novels by one AJ Ashtoreth. But what happens when he reaches out with an innocent bit of fanmail?

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    This was their ongoing conversation at the moment. Aziraphale was almost four months into his pregnancy, which meant he was showing already. They recently found out the baby’s gender, a lovely little girl. Which brought up the topic of what exactly they were going to name the baby once it was born.

    And Crowley and Aziraphale just can't seem to decide on a name.

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    Aziraphale has a new assignment to inspire the humans via gladiatorial combat. He was trained by Michael, and there's no reason he can give Heaven as to why he can't accomplish this simple feat.

    Crowley isn't quite as convinced this is at all a good idea.

    Or the fic in which Caspian needed a plot so we could get to the homoerotic swordfighting and have an excuse to put Aziraphale in a gladiator outfit.

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    Ezera Fell has returned to the town where she’d spent her summers growing up – seaside Tadfield, where the slogan is “Everyday is a Holiday” and the perfect escape for a recent divorcee like herself. But she isn’t just here for holiday or to “get her groove back”; she’s inherited her late aunt Agnes Nutter's bed and breakfast and is determined to restore it to its former glory. She’s consulted the help of the best gardener in town, except there’s one issue: he’s Anthony Crowley, the same man she serendipitously had a one-night stand with while on holiday in Paris. Will the sparks fly now that they’ve been reunited, or fizzle out?

    Written for the "Miss Fell's 2: Summer Holiday" event.

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    Aziraphale has had a hard life -- rejected by his upper-crust family for being a sterile Omega, forced to work in a brothel or else starve -- but could the appearance of the dashing but odd Captain Crowley change his life forever?

    Maybe Aziraphale can get his happily ever after ending after all.

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    Aziraphale drew a long breath through his nose. Crowley, of course it had to be Crowley. The new guy in the sales department, who would promise potential customers just about anything to close a deal. Arrogant, annoying – and wildly, stupidly attractive.

    Aziraphale hated him.

    Aziraphale is a stellar software architect and a project manager, who is so done with the sales department selling unrealistically scheduled and budgeted projects. And he definitely doesn't have a crush on anyone, thank you very much.

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    The night before Warlock’s birthday party, Crowley and Aziraphale are both terrified. They seek comfort in each other’s arms. If they don’t have much time left together, they want to make the best of it.

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    "I have to use the restroom."

    "...Really? Angel. One, why even bother with that whole process and two, why don't you just miracle it away?"

    "It's not... Oh, never mind. Just stop at the next rest stop."

    "Why didn't you go before we left? It's not that far away."

    "Don't press me."

    "I'm not pressing."

    "You're pressing."

    Crowley chose not to press further.

    ----

    Or: Secrets are exposed and feelings are explored while Crowley and Aziraphale have a trial run at living together.

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    A despondent and defeated Crowley has been through the ringer, moreso even than his roommate, Newt, realizes. After a car accident puts him though a number of surgeries and a temporary - but terrifying - few weeks of blindness, the club owner wants nothing more than to curl up in his bed and refuse to move until things return to normal...or as normal as they'll ever be again.

    Newt - and his cafe-owning girlfriend, Anathema - have other plans. They think that Crowley just needs some care and pampering, so Anathema schedules him a special, off-hours appointment with a friend of hers who is a rather sought-after masseur. Crowley is hesitant and stubborn, but Aziraphale's soothing voice and comforting nature soon win him over, in more ways than one...

    ***UPDATES MONDAYS***

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    First fic! Just a little warmup. Planning to write some longform stuff soon. Inspired by this story https://archiveofourown.org/works/30341592?view_full_work=true

    The Angel had only recently become interested in the novelty of sleeping. For his part, Crowley had only recently become interested in the novelty of watching the Angel sleep.

    After the Notpocalypse, the Angel had begun to revel in more earthly delights than before, less constrained for time and less restrained in general. Crowley's fondness of the activity had piqued Aziraphale's interest, and he'd more or less figured out the mechanics of it - though he'd lamented more than once to Crowley that he hadn't yet managed to dream of anything. One night while Crowley watches the Angel sleep he gets an idea.

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    "You will wake, having had a lovely dream about whatever you like best."

    Crowley had heard the Angel say it once. At the time he'd rolled his eyes. But here in the dim light of the closed bookshop, Aziraphale's face slack and expressionless from sleep, the words returned to him.

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    "Quaint room in a loft style flat to let, shared kitchen and bathroom, min. 3 days, max. 4 weeks, non-smoking, pets welcome"

    When money gets tight, Azira Fell rents out a room in her flat above her bookshop.
    Crowley is in dire need for a vacation and stumbles upon Azira's listing.

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    On an otherwise ordinary day in his cluttered little bookshop devoted to occult – sorry, ethereal – literature, Aziraphale Fell encounters an International Express driver with a remarkable package to deliver.

    A one-shot that turned into seven chapters of filth, one of comic resolution, and two bonus chapters because I have no self-control.

    Just ridiculous smut.

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    Paris, 1793. Crowley rescues Aziraphale and they’re reconnected (quite literally, if you catch my drift) for the first time in nearly 200 years.
    (formally called On Earth We’re Eternally Gorgeous)

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    Crowley meets a rideshare driver who intrigues him and the driver makes him an offer for a different kind of ride.

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    Aziraphale is a mech pilot for H.E.A.V.E.N., a world government organization tasked with scientific discovery (on the books) and weapons development (off the books). A test run of the new Neural Systems Integration Technology puts him in a rather compromising position with a creature of the deep.

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    1941, London. An angel gets a lift in a Bentley by a demon. By lift, I don’t just mean a trip from A to B but a lift onto…you get where this is going. Features the ‘let me make it up to you’ trope.

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    Aziraphale loves his boyfriend and would like to take their relationship to the next level.

    He's pretty sure he meant moving in together but tag teaming a demon clone works too.

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    When Crowley gets a random text from an unknown number, he thinks it must be a joke at first. Turns out it's by a rather amusing stranger who might have an interesting matter at hand.

    Aziraphale just wants to get an upcoming function over with and not have people trying to set him up with anyone. At least whoever accidentally received his message seems to take the mishap with humour.

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    All my slashy non-kinkmeme Aziraphale/Crowley one-shots, housed in one place. Each chapter will be a different sexy story, featuring our favourite odd couple.

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