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Some NSFW pencil drawings, shared here so as to avoid the Tumblr algorithm‘s wagging finger. Very simple, sketchy scenes of Aziraphale and Crowley.
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Vinegar, Honey, & Hemlock by noodlefrog
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2021
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Something about this wretched, wonderful place they were in made it easier to tell secrets. It was just the two of them here, like they were in a lifeboat far out to sea. Trapped and scared, going mad from the doldrums, and yet free to say anything they damn well pleased. Who could hear them? Only Aziraphale, and Crowley found that he wanted this lonely, beautiful, impossible man to know that they were alike. That, even as different as they were, they came from the same original stock.
Anthony Crowley’s luck ran out when the captain of his last ship tossed him out on the London docks without pay in the middle of a plague. Hungry and desperate, Crowley breaks into a house abandoned by a rich family fleeing the city. Instead of food or money, though, he finds the gentleman of the house still locked inside. Aziraphale Fell is suspected of carrying the plague, and now, all because Crowley picked the wrong window to break open, they must serve out this quarantine together.
Can Crowley survive the next forty days in isolation with a stranger? He’s used to living at the whims of the high seas, but the secrets Aziraphale Fell is keeping might prove to be even more dangerous… and more alluring.
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the light of the truth by waxing_crescent
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2021
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That’s why he doesn’t even deserve all those kind words Aziraphale loves to shower him with. Because, all his demonic deeds aside, he’s simply not good.
Because imagining your best (and only) friend to rough you up is not what good people do, isn’t it? -
No Perfection So Absolute by childrenofthesun
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Jul 2021
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The Apocalypse has come and gone, and Crowley and Aziraphale are now free to spend as much time as they like together. Ever so slowly, they're nudging their way towards a romantic relationship. They have the time now to make sure they get it right, after all.
Except that Gabriel has his own ideas about Crowley and Aziraphale's love for one another, and what it represents.
Clearly, their love has been blessed by God.
Why wouldn't Gabriel want that for himself?
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Six thousand years is a long time to pine for someone. Two thousand years is a long time to have sex with someone. Seven hundred years is a long time to be friends with someone. Eternity is a long time to love someone. It's worth the wait.
Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages, as we've seen them - and some years we haven't - having lots and lots of emotionally fraught sex. Following from Rome to post-canon in 177K words. -
VAMPIRE ROOMMATES by AV_Dragnire, Callus_Ran
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2021
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An artwork collection for AV and my Vampire Roommates AU. Writers are welcome to contribute and collab if interested!
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- Part 1 of Vampire Roommates
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Ten Days of Absolute Madness: The Second Prompt, "Eden" by The_Bentley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Jul 2021
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Sometimes you join an event where you're given a prompt a day for ten days and your one goal is to yeet as much stuff out there as possible to get your team points. I did that in Do It With Style Event's "Who Needs a Great Plan?" and these fics are the result. No beta, little proofreading on my part and a whole hell of a lot of fun. I'm putting my raw work out there because that was the whole point of the event - throw all that editing to the wind and just create. I'm probably insane for doing that.
Check out the Table of Contents in Chapter 1 for story details. Ratings range from G to E (mostly G) and most things are ficlets of various subjects under a few hundred words, all based around the second day's prompt of "Eden".
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The Prince's Consort by IneffableToreshi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Jul 2021
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Anthony Crowley has spent the majority of his life in Lucian's brothel, being specially trained and kept 'pure' for his eventual master.
When he is finally purchased - despite Lucian's true wishes - he finds his world being very dramatically turned on its head. Not only has he been purchased for the man who will be the most powerful in the kingdom, but he also, unexpected, finds himself falling head over heels in love.***UPDATED MONDAYS - Not complete, but I'm quite a few chapters ahead!***
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Aziraphale runs into an ex that he's never quite fallen out of love with.
Inspired by the opening lines of The Other Side of Paradise by Glass Animals.
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- Part 3 of Shorts and Prompt Fills
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Not Like This by MyHowTheyFly
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Jul 2021
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The first night of the rest of their lives goes too fast.
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Coach Fell and the Tadfield Cherubs by theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Jul 2021
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'“Uh, yeah, that’s one other thing,” Crowley said, as Aziraphale drifted off to make a cup of tea. “You can’t really play football, can you?” As soon as he said that, Crowley realised he was wrong. There was the expert way Aziraphale had handled the ball when it bounced out of the field, a way that indicated a lot more skill than he let on.
“Of course I can, dear,” said Aziraphale, as easily as he might have said I’m a gorgeous blonde with the prettiest damn eyes you’ve ever seen.'
Aziraphale takes on the duty of coaching the Tadfield boys football team for one summer.
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A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.
Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.
Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
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When the War in Heaven took its toll, decimating the Legions of Heaven, there was only one way to rebuild their numbers: The Ritual of Propagation.
To Aziraphale, it was simply a duty, a task the Archangels asked him to perform countless times.
But, an eternity later, Crowley sees something far darker and more sinister in the angel's stories.
Can Crowley help his husband acknowledge the abuse he suffered? And can they find away through the pain and trauma to start the family they both desire?
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- Part 1 of Aziraphale's Children
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I Wanna Be Your Slave, I Wanna Be Your Master by lynamoon
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Jul 2021
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What happens when an angel and a demon switch roles for the night?
(Title from the song by Måneskin because I'm obsessed)
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At His Feet by cheerios_and_wine
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Jul 2021
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Aziraphale pays him no mind. He raises his right leg and rests his shoe on his opposite knee. The old well-loved leather gleams in the light. Ever so slowly, he rolls up his pant leg. His socked ankle comes into view followed by tantalizing glimpses of skin and hair framed by the straps of a black sock garter. Aziraphale pulls the cuffed cloth to just below his knee so it sits above the meat of his calf. Crowley barely prevents a whine from escaping his throat.
Aziraphale resettles in his seat, his left hand in his lap and his right gripping his knee. His right ankle drapes over his left knee, the clothed ankle and bared shin taunting Crowley, teasing him with a tiny display of everything he can't see, can't have tonight.
Or, Crowley has a thing for Aziraphale's style of dress no matter how much he might disparage the angel as old fashioned so Aziraphale puts on a little display for Crowley.
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Or Be Nice by charlottemadison
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Jul 2021
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Crowley and Aziraphale are neighbours. And...it does not go at all well, until it does.
A human AU in which Aziraphale is a bookseller, Crowley is a drummer, and they are both petty disasters in the worst/best way.
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“So what’s your deal?” asked Crowley.
“My-my-my deal?” Aziraphale stammered. “I’m a bookseller, is my deal.”
“Oh,” they replied, sounding as uninterested as it was possible to sound.
“It’s just, I couldn’t help overhearing, and --” Aziraphale swallowed hard. “You really are an accomplished musician. But I thought -- for after eleven PM -- perhaps we could reach some arrangement?”
“Arrangement?”
Aziraphale felt his his smile turning forced. “Such as, perhaps, playing the drums *before* eleven? Instead of after?”
Crowley stared blankly at him. In fact he stared for so long that Aziraphale briefly wondered if he'd lapsed into ancient Greek again, which he was known to do in bad dreams or during panic attacks. -
I'll be Your Mirror by CandyQueenAO3 for tikli
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio)
24 Jul 2021
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Halfway through a masturbation marathon, Crowley hears something go crashing through his living room. When he goes to investigate, he finds himself confronted with another demon who looks and acts like a warped version of himself. Aziraphale is in the same boat, with an angelic doppelgänger from nowhere. Neither of these versions seem to be in possession of any memories that could provide answers as to who they are or where they came from. Now Crowley and Aziraphale have to put their heads together to try and figure out how to, if nothing else, send these funhouse mirror copies back where they came from.
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Sixty-FINE by Quefish
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Jul 2021
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Only one thing to do when you want angry sex but don't want to look at your partner's smug face.
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Combination of nsfw art for GO and rambles that are too small for a full fic or just want to be kept as concepts.
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True Disaster by NuriaSchnee
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Jul 2021
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After Crowley saves him in 1941, Aziraphale realises he's fallen in love with the demon. Scared this dangerous feeling of his will cause problems to his friend, he tries to break their relationship. However, his plan to push the demon away fails and they end up admitting their feelings to each other.
To be able to be together and keep it a secret, Crowley stops time every time they meet. However brilliant this seems at first, it doesn't take long to backfire, opening new wounds and raising more barriers between them.