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    Ezra E. Fell is new to America, the restaurant industry, and to getting positive attention -- especially from men the likes of Chef Anthony Crowley, an award-winning chef who's angling to bag his first Michelin star. Despite both being foreigners in a foreign land, can Ezra and Crowley overcome hellish hours, diabolically bad co-workers, fiendish guests, apocalyptic-feeling hurdles, and all the other rigours of typical industry life and make their relationship work?

    And should Crowley even bother aiming for the stars?

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    Crowley buys some new shoes to wear for his dinner with Aziraphale. The evening ends just like he has planned.

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    Bendy Burglar Barebacked by Bossy Bibliophile

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    Lurlur's summary:

    After a mishap with a client, Crowley finds himself booking in at his local emergency department. His bitchy angel of a nurse takes good care of him, making Crowley regret that he can't really just leave his number.
    Perhaps the universe has other plans for his love life?

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are off on a two week getaway at Heaven's best (and only) luxury resort. It's been twenty years since the world didn't end and eighteen since the Truce between Heaven and Hell has been signed and put to law. There are no sides anymore and all of existence lives in peaceful harmony.

    But it seems there is someone who doesn't like this way of life and wants to cause havoc in the most deadly of ways.

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    Aziraphale decides he wants to make an Effort, so he watches a lot of porn for science. And when he asks for help with more hands-on experimentation, Crowley is only more than happy to oblige.

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    Anthony Crowley is far from a stranger to a casual encounter, but a few weeks into his first year as a full time professor, he has a drunken night out that leads into one that hits him like no other. In its wake, he finds himself sort of obsessed with his mystery suitor - and through a twist of fate it isn't long before they meet again. New worlds are opened to him as a result - ones that he never expected to be involved in - but with time he finds that his old life and his new one aren't actually as far removed as he'd thought... and he's not the only one that holds secrets.

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    Aziraphale does a temptation for Crowley. Crowley gets jealous.

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    Crowley enjoys Aziraphale's first given blowjob.

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    A collection of one-shot fills for Kinktober 2021.

    1 - Hair. 'Always...always wanted to do this.'
    'What?'
    'Your hair. Always wanted to touch it, stroke it. I'sss beautiful.' A soft and gentle first time and some discoveries along the way.

    2. Intercural - Crowley gives in to temptation and touches him, fingers a ghost touch between his thighs, tracing upwards.

    3. Lingerie 'Was gonna ask you first,' he mutters, leaning harder against Aziraphale. 'To see if you minded if I wore stuff like that to bed with you sometime.'

    4. Somnophilia - 'You were good to me in the night,' Crowley notes.

    5. Leather - Aziraphale reaches out and takes his hand again, leather glove cool against Crowley's skin

    6. Clothed / naked - The sun is warm around them both, a third partner in their lovemaking. A moment in their garden.

    7. Food / eating - 'Are you sure you didn't just make that so you could watch me eat it?' A post Lockdown first time.

    8. Glasses - 'Do you want me to wear them or not?' Crowley asks

    9. Praise - He doesn't need to do anything but sit here and listen.

    10. Writers choice - true form. A snake made of a stardust and an angel of light and a moment together.

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    Anthony Crowley has spent the majority of his life in Lucian's brothel, being specially trained and kept 'pure' for his eventual master.
    When he is finally purchased - despite Lucian's true wishes - he finds his world being very dramatically turned on its head. Not only has he been purchased for the man who will be the most powerful in the kingdom, but he also, unexpected, finds himself falling head over heels in love.

    ***UPDATED MONDAYS - Not complete, but I'm quite a few chapters ahead!***

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    HEAVILY BASED ON hylian_dreemurr's INEFFABLE HUSBANDS EDIT ON INSTAGRAM. PLEASE GO CHECK HER OUT SHE'S SO COOL.

    Post-Armageddon, Aziraphale and Crowley move in together in a little cottage in Plymouth.

    I update when I update :)

    Most of the time, I'm writing this instead of sleeping so please be nice

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    Crowley’s voice held a softness, a vulnerability that did not go unnoticed by Aziraphale. His heart swelled with gratitude for his demon, his demon who had been there for him through every part of his recuperation.

    He loved Crowley so dearly he felt his heart couldn’t possibly contain it.

    “Thank you, Crowley.”

     

    A continuation of Bring Me Back To You, with more angst, fluff and smut!

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    A prequel to the events in my other fic, Delectable. We'll be exploring Aziraphale's exploration of, ah, himself, through the ages. Ineffable yearning will play a significant role as time goes on (our favorite angel has a robust fantasy life), but this is all gonna be solo play.

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    A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.

    Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.

    Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
    Updates (almost) every Friday!

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    Some people swear that they can tell something is ‘off’ when they enter a place where something bad is about to occur.

    This is not what happened to Crowley. His nose was full of flowers and his mind full of confused but adoring feelings. So, when he walked to the back of the bookshop and found Aziraphale on the sofa beside Asmodeus, he was completely caught off guard.

    Crowley had thought that Asmodeus was done with them. He was wrong.

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    I needed pre-friendly ineffable husbands, enemies to lovers, Crowley in lingerie, dancing with your enemy, all with the same vibe of Sway by Michael Buble. And if you want something done, you need to do it yourself.

    !!!OBLIGATORY WARNING!!! Don't have sex with a corset on, it probably isn't good for you

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    Aziraphale proposes a second 'Arrangement', one that involves he and Crowley sleeping together. Angst, smut, and fluff ensues.

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    A collection of my NSFW art, individual tags will be in the author's note of each chapter

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    The Apocalypse has come and gone, and Crowley and Aziraphale are now free to spend as much time as they like together. Ever so slowly, they're nudging their way towards a romantic relationship. They have the time now to make sure they get it right, after all.

    Except that Gabriel has his own ideas about Crowley and Aziraphale's love for one another, and what it represents.

    Clearly, their love has been blessed by God.

    Why wouldn't Gabriel want that for himself?

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