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On Bringing an Old Dog to Heel by Amarielle (doric_column)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jun 2026
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Aziraphale hopes to find quiet in the country, healing from the loss of his wife, and solitude to finish writing his latest novel. Then the young married omega next door quickly becomes an unexpected fixture in his daily routine. On closer acquaintance with them and their own personal trials, he starts to suspect it was the solitude that kept both of them from healing all along. How far is Aziraphale willing to go to help the lovely and enigmatic Crowley out of a toxic relationship? And should he address his growing attraction along the way--or embrace a new chapter of isolation?
Inspired by the Patreon mini-comic Old Dog by Gleafer.
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Repletion by Amarielle (doric_column)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 May 2026
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Crowley doesn't eat a bite of supper when they finally meet up more than two years after "Nothing lasts forever." But this time, Aziraphale won't leave the demon unfulfilled.
“Hate to ask, but—what is it?”
He hums. “Your ejaculate?”
“Whatever just came gushing out of me. It’s not…” She groans. “Just. Tell me it’s not piss. Didn’t feel like having a piss.”
Aziraphale arches a brow. “Of course it feels different. I’d hope you were significantly more aroused by my hand job than you are when urinating.” He talks on over her scoff, “It’s fluid that collects in the bladder during intercourse and may be expelled in significant quantities with or without orgasm via the urethra.”
Crowley bolts up onto her elbows. “It is piss?"
Or. Femme-presenting Crowley gets a five-course lesson on satiety, up to and including how to squirt, from one insatiable Supreme Archangel.
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Deprogramming by Amarielle (doric_column)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Mar 2025
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When Crowley unexpectedly reappears in his life after the Second Coming, Aziraphale thinks it might be his longed-for chance to amend for leaving him over two years earlier. There's only one problem: Crowley's now his slave, required to endure daily pain quotas and to submit sexually to his master or risk further torture in Heaven. Aziraphale devotes himself to alternative ways of meeting the contract terms with minimal harm to Crowley. At the same time, they gradually formulate a plan to abolish the slavery programme Upstairs and liberate abused demons. But as the weeks go on, the physical act of sex once meant only to keep Crowley safe in his placement with Aziraphale becomes increasingly intimate and fraught with unspoken feelings each is sure the other cannot return. Will they last long enough to dismantle the programme and return to a semblance of life before? Or will the anguish of a broken heart drive them apart--possibly forever?
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Strangers Again (patria sine memoria) by doric_column
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Sep 2023
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Months after Armageddon failed, Crowley stops by the bookshop to find its owner a stranger with no memory of him. The history is all there, from the garden to Tadfield, but Crowley isn't. He will have to start over with the angel while carefully sifting the past for clues as to what happened to his friend, and how it might be undone.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale is ordered to get close to the demon who sauntered into his bookshop, to find out what he can about Hell's plans to restart Armageddon. That task is made all the more difficult as London falls under strict lockdown procedures. When Crowley defends him against a reconstituted Duke Ligur, Aziraphale begins to question the narrative he's been told.
Now, as uneasy allies, they face whatever Heaven and Hell conjure for them. But will Crowley survive their future together, one where he remembers what Aziraphale cannot?
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Thunder in Our Hearts by Amarielle (doric_column)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Oct 2022
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Crowley is abducted and tortured by a Count of Hell who wants to know how he became immune to Holy Water--and who rapes Aziraphale in an effort to force a confession. Their escape is fraught with complication. Only after fleeing to Crowley's flat does the full extent of Aziraphale's injuries become clear. That's where their recovery journey begins. Crowley can tend the angel's corporeal wounds following abuse, but can he tend to Aziraphale's trauma and grief?
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Redemption by Loki_Slytherin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Dec 2025
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When Heaven wins the war, and the demons are sent to re-education camps, Aziraphale must find a way to prove that the demons have suffered enough…
It’s a good thing Aziraphale is more than willing to start a revolution to save his demon.
And Crowley… well he just has to survive in a whole new level of Hell.
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In good weather, one can see the lighthouse at the Rock from the shore: a dot on the horizon, a distant star flashing red and white and red again.
It’s been dark for a fortnight, of course—ever since the incident that every newspaper had breathlessly written about, that the paper-boys on the corners had shouted themselves hoarse over.
This is where Aziraphale is headed: it is his duty, after all, to find out what happened, to make sure that the beacon can be safely lit once again.
He does not expect Crowley to follow him to the windswept isle, to the lonely lighthouse at what could just as well be the edge of the world.
Crowley follows him anyway.
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Bookmarked by doric_column
15 May 2026
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Crowley and Aziraphale’s decision is a different one.
(They choose to guard humanity)
(Now *apparently* with added fanart of the cottage)
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- Part 1 of watching over earth
Bookmarked by doric_column
15 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
S3 fix-it from the bookshop at the end of the universe. They ask to be guardians of the earth as it was and then show Satan the door. There’s an honest-to-someone hug, love confessions, and sweet kisses. They get the cottage ending they deserve.
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into all lands (unto the ends of the world) by iceandrage for brxveSam
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
14 May 2026
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"What? No. No, that's not what I want." The softness had bled from Aziraphale's face like sunshine faded behind clouds, and it left behind only a sad sort of confusion. "I want our universe. I want the people on our Earth to have another chance."
Or: What if Crowley and Aziraphale had actually talked before making an irreversible decision?
Bookmarked by doric_column
15 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
S3 fix-it from the bookshop at the end of the universe. Aziraphale rejects Crowley’s suicide pact, chooses both OUR world, our universe, and Crowley. They kiss for real, write god and Satan right out of their book of life, start everything up again.
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“What do you want?” God had asked, and that was the question, wasn’t it? 6,000 years of hidden rendezvous, clandestine conversations, and almost confessions led them to this moment. A small space, outside of time, where they were yet again confronted with everything they couldn’t have.
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OR: a post season 3 fix it, where God has mercy on our favorite couple and we see how the real Aziraphale and Crowley spend their days
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OR OR: me mourning the finale by writing a fix it fic like a million other people on here lmaoBookmarked by doric_column
15 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
S3 fix-it from the bookshop at the end of the universe. They choose the new universe. They save humanity and then an actually merciful god saves them. They can exist forever in the new universe with no heaven or hell on their backs.