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Tres Ciruelas by Cass_Doe for Ekhi
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men: The Animated Series, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies)
21 Mar 2019
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En la huída por sus acciones extraordinarias, dos personas que quieren ser normales... se encuentran.
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Calvin & Hobbes visit the Hinata family and rebuild his cloning machine. Wackiness ensues.
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Send N00ds by HentaiPrincess06
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil - All Media Types
21 Mar 2019
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For a dear new friend on Twitter @jok_nsfw (Jok-senpai!). Based off an art of his that I’ve linked below!
Chris Redfield never understood the benefits of social media messaging. Leon changes his mind with the first message he ever sends. NSFW. Smutty Chreon goodness. Post RE6. Slight crack because humor.
Also excluding RE7 because that was NOT Chris Redfield.
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- Part 1 of Random RE Oneshots
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Matchmaker by GoringWriting
Fandoms: Doctor Strange (2016), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Mar 2019
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What happens when Tony and Stephen are de-aged by the villain of the week?
Written for the IronStrange Bingo square "cloak"
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- Part 6 of IronStrange Bingo 2019
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Or: The one where a will-be japanese idol summons a hot-headed demon to become her singing partner.
- Language:
- English
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- 7,199
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 26
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Incendiary by jeeno2 for crossingwinter
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
21 Mar 2019
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“Rey,” the director begins. She sounds almost apologetic. “I should have told you earlier. This is Ben Solo.”
Rey’s eyes go wide with shock.
“Ben Solo?” she asks, weakly. “As in….”
“As in, the theater intimacy consultant.” Ben reaches into the pocket of his black jeans and pulls out a business card. He hands it to her. “Yes. That’s me.”
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(In which Rey is starring in her first big Off-Broadway production and Ben Solo is the intimacy consultant brought in to save the day.)
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Loki The Avenger by nothingdlioncourt
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
21 Mar 2019
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Loki The Avenger.
The Red Skull has awoken and tries to use the tesseract power to destroy The Avengers. Instead he opens a portal pulling Loki through.
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Steve was never a fan of sitting through injustice.
Ever since he was a lanky kid with rattling lungs and weak bones, Steven Grant Rogers already had a sense of justice that was ten times bigger than him. Now, as the top agent of SHIELD which works to rescue, protect, and rehabilitate magical creatures from all over the world, Steve must overcome the most difficult mission of his life.
If only the familiar blue eyes of this dragon would stop making his stomach churn.
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you read the title, correct?
Klaus decides it's finally time to make up all the times they didn't spend together by having a Christmas celebration. In April.
(set in an AU where neither the apocalypse nor Alluther happened, because I can.)
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One word can be worth an I Love You by JayBird_13
Fandoms: Llamas with Hats (Web Series)
20 Mar 2019
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you've read the tags, you already know what you're getting yourself into
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- English
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- 19
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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And Till They've Seen The Light by Memories_of_the_Shadows
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
20 Mar 2019
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“What can Templars do against a magic rift in the Veil, stab it?” Josephine laughs lightly at the Herald’s joke, Leliana deigns to smile and even Cassandra rolls her eyes in concession to the point.
Cullen says, perfectly sincere, “well, yes, of course.”
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- English
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- 1,294
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Those Few Gods who Escape Damnation by epitomizedTyrant
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Homestuck
20 Mar 2019
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In which four gods save the world in its hour of need.
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The Beta Kids came out for a boss fight and are honestly so disappointed right now.
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The Scum Villain's Demonic Blessing by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2019
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Wei WuXian and Lan WangJi were just trying to help a scared Jin Ling manage unrest in his sect.
Shen QingQiu and Luo BingHe were just trying to find a missing disciple.
Xie Lian and Hua Cheng were just trying to help a friend.
They all got way more than they bargained for...
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Tim is bored during a test. Shenanigans ensue.
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Kim Namjoon never expected to be stuck teaching villain-hopefuls instead of you know, plotting world domination, but he didn't have much say in the matter.
So what if they were all hopeless and didn't know a thing about being villains?
So what if they seemed to have a knack for destroying his property?
Kim Namjoon was going to turn this bunch of idiots into the best damn group of evildoers the world would ever see.
(Or at least good enough that they wouldn't die. Probably.)
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Asmodeous pays the High Warlock of Brooklyn a visit.
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Before going to Felderwin and meeting up with Nott's friend, the Mighty Nein take on a side quest for the extra coin. Witches had been terrorizing the road between Trostenwald and Alfield, so they took it upon themselves to clear this pest. Turns out, there's a consequence to messing with these particular creatures.
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The Mighty Nein are cursed to be children. Nott is the only one unaffected, and must find a solution - which might lie in the parts of her past that she's kept hidden from sight. Until now. -
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Энакин пал жертвой смертельного яда, и у Оби-Вана нет другого выбора, кроме как использовать все возможные средства для его лечения, — как бы ему не претил сам процесс ввода противоядия
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Tell You If Your Sin's Original by Memories_of_the_Shadows
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types
20 Mar 2019
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Merrill takes his name in vain again. That pinch, again. He’s going to blame Ashabella’nar for this, that bitch, he just knows this is her fault. It has her signature all over it like the vallaslin on Merrill’s face.
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- English
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- 751
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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I Won't Hesitate, Bitch by dear_chaton
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Mar 2019
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Or the one where class 1-a is full of shenanigans and shit
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- Part 1 of it's not what you think