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    Or, the one where The Avengers have Twitter, Peter has super-friends he told no one about, Tony is STRESSED and always five inches from death (and a dad), and the public have a field day.

    Peter's life got a whole lot more insane overnight.

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    Um, hi, hello there. This is Rey Niima of Raw Beauty Rey.

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    “Chan, assert dominance over the maknae and hold the plant pot up!” Seungmin egged the eldest on.

    “Im gonna t-pose with it!” Chan yelled.

    Changbin rolled his eyes at how heated their group was getting over a plant pot and opted to lay back on the grass. “Guys, it’s just a plant pot, it’s too hot for this-“ but he was cut off by a shrill shriek.

    “CHAN!” Felix yelled, leaping away from Jeongin to sprint towards the plant pot. Changbin’s head shot up from his position on the ground at Felix’s terrified cry – whipped culture – and blinked confusedly. In the space that Chan had occupied just seconds before, stood the same plant pot, specks of soot, and no Chan in sight.

    “Chan?”

     

    OR, A strong gust of wind from hell knocks over a plant pot and as chan picks it up to right it he gets transported to hell, where he meets satan, AKA woojin. basically a load of self indulgent crack with a plot of woochan and other side ships as Chan's friends back on earth try to get him back whilst he's happily roasting marshmallows on the fires of hell

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    When a portal goes wrong, Magnus, Alec, and Jace find themselves thrust into a new dimension; one with hunters, booze, and plaid.
    They must work with Sam, Dean, and Castiel to find a way back home, but who's to say they can't open a few eyes along the way?

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    Would the Doctor still be the Doctor if they hadn't experienced all humanity has to offer? Well, yes, but that's not the point. Join the Doctor and friends (and the occasional enemy) as they get up to all kinds of shenanigans on social media.

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    1/?
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    If there is an infinity of universes with an infinity of possibilities, it necessarily means that there is an universe out there in which class 1-A has created a betting pool on whether or not Shouto's pubes are white on one side and red on the other, right? Or one where Stain asks people if they have Aids before drinking their blood, right? Well, let's explore the MHA-Verse and find it!

    Or: This one fanfiction that serves as my playground and where I drop every single idea -mostly pure crack- that goes through my head, no matter how stupid they may be. If you're inspired by one of them, feel free to use it.

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    1/?
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    Pink Pearl is alone... and horny.

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    Learning how to deal with an alien who liked to eat people living in his head actually wasn't as much of an adjustment as most people would think. Probably less than it ought to be, really.

    Learning how to really take care of the alien - and himself as a consequence - was a bit of a bigger adjustment. Plus... who knew that living with an alien would be quite this domestic?

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    The end of the world began at the very beginning.

    At the very centre*, was an angel and a demon. Together, they must fight[1] to save the world.

     

    *Not quite centre, if one were to look closely. Maybe a few centimetres off the very centre, but not like it mattered, right?

     

     

    [1] It wasn't so much as fighting as it was more like vaguely doing things to save the world.

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    Steve and Thor are missing, and in their place are two misplaced Superhero(in)es from Earth 456, Stephanie Rogers and Thor, Mistress of Thunder -- the Avengers may never be the same again.

    Rated M for cursing, blatant sexual innuendo, and general stupidity.

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    None of it makes sense.

    He hates her. He barely looked at her for the four years they went to high school together, and yet, judging by this book— he apparently had no problem using her as the central focus of any perverted fantasy that popped into his head. What’s worse, he wrote them down.

    There are years’ worth of stories in this book, and she already knows that with the three days she has left in this house…

    ...she’s going to read every single one.

    In which Rey finds out in a very strange way that Ben Solo doesn’t dislike her as much as she first thought.

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    Right before her very eyes, the cat transformed into a man. His chakra twisted and bloomed, now fully human and even bigger. This was, incidentally, another fantasy of Karin’s, except in her fantasies the magic transforming naked man was much sexier.

    Also in her fantasies, the sexy naked man almost never attacked her.

    (It's yet another Akatsuki-as-cats fic, featuring Karin.)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Simon tries writing abstract anagram-based poetry at Josh's prompt to write some of his feelings out. What follows is his heartfelt, if underwhelming, result.

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    dude, Rick from the wrestling league texts Diego one night, i think your brother's on dancing with the stars

    Diego blinks at the phone for a few very long moments. He isn't quite sure he read that right. Maybe he's sleep-deprived.

    Eventually, he just decides to ask: My brother's on Dancing With The Stars?

    The response is quick: yeah- the crazy 1 who said he could see dead people or some shit like that

    Well, he's got nothing to do tonight, why not watch this shit go down? What channel?

    -

    As Klaus and Dave walk away from the interviewer, Klaus can't help but be distracted by Dave's blindingly proud grin.

    "Fantastic job, Klaus," Dave says, and it feels like God herself is finally smiling down at him.

    (Klaus is sweatier than he's ever been in his life, his hair is a mess, and he's been sober for five fucking brutal weeks, but there's a buzz in his veins that's harder and heavier than anything he's ever felt before. It’s almost (almost being the key word) enough to distract from the ghosts hovering at the edges of Klaus’ vision.)

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    I came to Amsterdam to defend my country and right a wrong. I knew I would be unhappy here…What other place could hope to have the beauty of my homeland? But the cold and the wet have been driving me to distraction. This is intolerable.

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    1/?
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    2
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    Natasha never thought she'd have to work with a sentient raccoon, a space assassin, or the equivalent of a nuclear bomb in the form a flaming gay grunge relic from the 90s with a monster cat. But she promised Steve she'd be a great Avengers leader, so her, Rhodey, and Okoye are just going to make the insanity work.

    (to eventually be a series of one shots set during Endgame. Obviously, Endgame spoilers ahead)

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    26
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    When Uraraka is assigned to watch over Bakugou, a difficult and violent prone witness and assassin, both of them get more than they bargained for when the safe house is attacked by people trying to silence him. It's been a long time since anyone has gotten under Uraraka's skin or caught Bakugou's interest. Too bad this is a recipe for a disaster waiting to happen.

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    A not-entirely-serious-but-we-are-serious-about-crack flash-fic swap between myself and TheFierceBeast - we give each other a prompt then write flash-fics based on them.

    All Hannigram on my side, with various levels of sass, murder, UST, fluff and crack depending on the brief!

    (Rating/tags will be updated as new pieces added.)

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
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    36
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    4
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    Zelos is done with this dungeon. He really doesn't care anymore and flies to get the stupid fruit. That may have been a mistake.

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    It's said that after one's life has come to an end, they go to a better place. Well, apparently, that's not really the case. A world torn by conflict. An ancient conspiracy looms over the horizon, threatening to end it all.

    And, most importantly, a bunch of shmucks try to save the universe.

    This... is the world of Irkalla. And these... are the stories of those who live there.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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