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    After 8 years in America Izumi Midoriya is asked to return home to Japan to teach at UA. She won't be coming back as some quirkless little girl though. She'll be returning as The Lone Star State's Number 2 Hero.

    The Gunslinger Hero: Flintlock!

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    Toga Himiko is making the most of life. It gets easier to do so when she gets adopted by a group of misfits in a tattoo and piercing parlor.

    It's as they say: the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

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    Or, Tony Stark’s Guide on How to Keep Your Favorite Teen Vigilante from Revealing His Identity on Twitter.

    (the thing is, neither are really a guide— they’re both making it up as they go)

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    What happens in the Apocalypse stays in the Apocalypse, except for Five, who is very intent on getting out.
    Join the man himself on his ventures through a desiccated wasteland, featuring sometimes-questionable survival instincts, the New and Improved Fifty-One Stages of Grief, and a lot more people than you'd expect after an extinction event.

    The rest of the Hargreeves siblings are only mentioned. Probably. :)

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    A Korean webnovel titled "Count Kim Hyunsung" became serialized and soon explodes in popularity. Reviews, discussions, and theories run rampant as fans follow Kim Hyunsung along his unforgettable journey on the continent.

    A glimpse into an alternate universe fandom where Regressor Instruction Manual began in Kim Hyunsung's pov starting from the 1st timeline.

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    In an alternate universe, the League of Villains all work in Shigaraki's Tattoo Shop. In truth, it's probably just a front for Shiggy's adoptive dad's secret work, but Shiggy doesn't have to know that.

    Dabi specializes in tattooing on scar tissue. Jin does black and white and does great shading. Magne does beautiful watercolor and delicate designs as well as American Traditional. Shigaraki specializes in "ignorant" tattoos, but he could surprise you. Spinner and Sako are skilled piercers, and Kurogiri holds down the front desk. Toga is a high school student who wants to apprentice, mostly because the moment she stepped into the shop she was more or less adopted by the entire staff. Dabi is struggling to keep his identity a secret from his influential father, mostly because his kid brother has found him and won't leave him alone.

    First story in a series that will include an installment of Dabi/Reader and an installment of Jin/OC, maybe more if this gets attention.

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    Mumbo suggests a server wide game to be played by any interested hermits. It doesn’t always go smoothly, but hey, when did their shenanigans ever!

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    Ya know how people shame their pets with little signs next to them with a bad thing they did. The hermits do that to each other.

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    **~~ First Entry Of The Ai No Kusabi 22 Fest - I know What You Did Last Summer ~~**

    The almighty scientist and the second in command Elite, Raoul Am has once again created another miracle!
    An elixir to end the concerns of humanity that has been bothering them for thousands of years.
    The night of its promotion is close, and everyone will be there to celebrate this victory
    But just then... something goes terribly wrong at a private meeting between the Blondies. The screams of agony and fear fills the hallways and brings Lord Mink to his knees in despair!

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    Midoriya Izuku is many things. Small, quirkless, determined, incapable of delegating tasks to other people, and sort-of-kind-of in charge of keeping several criminal organizations in line. Unfortunately, he also wants to be a hero.

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    “Did you fucking show Steve Manhunt?” The words fly out of Eddie’s mouth before she can even get a word out.

    “No, fuck you,” Robin immediately jumps to defend herself. Her face twists into a frown. “I’m appalled that you think I would even do that. Who do you think I am? A Dream stan? Come on, Eddie.”

    Eddie drops his head against the counter, banging his fist against the wood. “Well someone did, because I just spent. An entire fucking night. Watching the whole Minecraft Manhunt 5 Hunters series.”

    “Holy shit. You’re down bad, Munson.”

    or, steve becomes a dream stan

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    Yet again, I've taken a cracky idea waaayyyy too seriously! A joke about a lost kid accidentally turned into the softest fic ever and... Well. I guess Till's a dad now?

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    The Shinonomes don't have game nights. This is a rule that should never be broken. Tsukasa learns why.

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    The Heathers go to Walgreens in the middle of the night to get some ibuprofen.

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    Prompt: Adventures of a part-timer serial killer and his unsuspecting boyfriend

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    Samehada is technically a Bijuu. Kisame is not a Jinchuuriki. Nobody knows about the first thing of those two.
    This goes about as well as you might expect, seeing as the Gedo Mazo is still missing part of what it needs to awaken.

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    Schlatt snickered. “So you’re one of those British ‘people’, huh.”

    The animatronic seemed confused by that. “If you’re trying to insult me dear boy, you’re going to have to try harder than that.”

     

    Schlatt applies to Fazbear Frights for a job, hoping to get good content for a video working there. He gets the job. While there, Schlatt encounters Springtrap, who doesn’t kill him right away because he is intrigued by all the swearing (British “people” swear differently from Americans). Schlatt pulls a Markiplier and starts to talk to Springtrap to stall time, trying to entertain him with tales from the DreamSMP. This works and as the week wears on the two end up chatting and becoming…close.

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    Tommy Innit. 18 years old and valuable for being himself. He was one of a kind, but not for the reasons most would think. It was like an almost extinct animal back on earth; the only difference was that, instead of protecting humans, aliens really, really wanted to kill them.
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    Tommyinnit and Friends in SPACE

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    Spoilers for Half-Life: Alyx

    Alyx finds herself duped on a new world with a mission. On a new planet in a new body, she must work with the local Freedom Fighters and help fix the wrongs of Dr. Robotnik and prepare the way for Humans to escape the Combine! She makes friends with a certain two Tailed Mobian and they must make it out of the city of Robotropolis. Will she be able to acclimate to the new situation? Will the Mobians really want more Humans on their planet after all the damage Robotnik has caused with the Roboticizer? Lota drama ahead! Multi POV 3rd person
    This AU story is an attempt to mix my favorite elements with the old SatAM cartoon and the current IDW comic I'm reading. It's also to give the Humans a more interesting backstory and I am a Half-Life / Portal nerd. I tried to write this so either fan group can enjoy but this is geared more towards Sonic Fans. This takes place 15 years after the coup, Earth 2019 and Mobius 3239. There are OC's in this but mainly family and kids to flesh out more background. Starts out following Alyx but later many characters POV. No sexually explicit content. Blood and guts possible but not excessive. Tags update to reflect story, some omitted for spoilers.

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    Mei's project explodes (surprise ik), teleporting her into the great hall during the start of the year feast.

    After making her a grand entrance what will the future owner of Hatsume Industries have in store for the wizarding world?

    Both worlds can sense it, a storm of chaos is brewing on the horizon.

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    What were Schrödinger's thoughts on life before meeting Sam, and of being given away to Narim? What happened to Schrödinger on Tollana?

    Spontaneously written for International Cat Day. Totally off the fly, still a WIP. Originally supposed to be a humorous crack!fic but it turned serious. Will include missing scenes for Season 1 SG-1.

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    3/?
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