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The Moon, The Wolf, And The Languages Of Love by 221blackandwhitestripes
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Nov 2022
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Nandor’s been having nightmares almost every day since their trip to the casino. At this point, he just wants them to stop. He’s willing to try anything. (The fact that his nightmares are about Guillermo means absolutely nothing.)
AKA: A study in the depths of Nandor’s denial, Guillermo getting what he wants and how sometimes miscommunication can actually be a good thing.
(Set after 3x04 The Casino, Canon-Divergent after 3x06 The Escape)
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Would you still love me if I was a worm? by GilStalkerUWU
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
27 Nov 2022
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On Thursday, June 28, 1349, the real Klein Moretti died and Zhou Mingrui got transmigrated into his body. The keyboard warrior hadn’t expected to get reborn into a different world from the luck enhancement ritual he had jokingly done-
He also didn’t expect the real Klein Moretti to have a fiancé which he had no memories of-
He was a straight virgin from the twenty-first century! How the hell did he end up with a fiancé who wasn’t even a girl!
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Klein blinked confusedly at the noble-looking man in front of his door who totally did not fit in the run-down neighborhood that Klein Moretti lived in with his 2 siblings.
“So… who are you?” He asked, half hiding behind the door.
The black curly haired man chuckled as he fixed the monocle on his right eye, “Is that a new joke? I’m Amon, your fiancé~” he raised his right hand and pointed at the dazzling ring on his ring finger. “We’re engaged.” He smiled.
Klein’s brain shut down.
’So I was about to sell my own engagement ring for money????’
Amon, who could read Klein’s mind, “…”
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Time travel Amon fic!!!
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- Part 3 of Amon fucking up the timeline- a story
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Catching the butterfly by Believerindaydreams (deepandlovelydark)
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963), Fallout: New Vegas
27 Nov 2022
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War. War never changes.
The Time Lords have sent the Doctor, Sarah and Harry to one of the most dangerous moments in all of space and time, a radioactive wasteland where life is worthless and death is easy.
Deep in an underground bunker, a mad genius dreams of monsters that could obliterate the universe.
They're here to stop him.
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Karamatsu becomes a werewolf, the brothers learn to adapt
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- English
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- 828
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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- 1
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Natsume Soseki's Robotic Ambition by YelpTio
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Nov 2022
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Soseki Natsume was a paranoid, over-the-top frightened and nervous man. He was so paranoid that he even stared around his surroundings sometimes. On top of that, he had been accused twice, thus making him enormously shy and terrified. He only trusted the Japanese and some of the acquaintances who he rarely spent time with. People thought of him as a strange man with a weird accent, but on the inside, he was a great man who showed remorse and empathy over the years. Yet, everybody thought he was very odd and sometimes walked away from him before he had gotten a chance to greet them. This led him to have depression and often spent time inside the room, reading and learning English literature.
He thinks that everybody in the world didn't trust or even like him except for the Japanese. He thought it would be better for him to go back to his home and write books in Japanese instead. Until one day, in a holiday home, a small machine changed his life forever.
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- Part 1 of Soseki Natsume's Robotic Friend
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Local oc insert goes around contemplating social issues and being an all-around menace
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- English
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- 2,318
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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“Dear Mister Remus J. Lupin, You have been summoned on behalf of the Office for Magical Youth Placement. You were named guardian to 1 underaged magical child. Before status can be finalized and ministry assistance provided to support the child’s needs, we require your assistance in validating the safety of their placement.-" Remus dropped the letter. Who in their right mind would name him guardian of a child? He gasped as his stomach twisted. “Harry?”
Only it wasn't Harry.
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Corpse Raising 101: A Beginners Guide to Fatherhood (With Results!) by bkgtiddy for BlueDemise
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
27 Nov 2022
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1990, Dublin.
Some questions are about to be answered...Series
- Part 1 of Rainy's Bizzare Adventure
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- English
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- 1,504
- Chapters:
- 2/11
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If You Dont Eat Yer Meat How Can You Have Any Pudding (dsmp chatfic) by PentagonalHD for Narwhal_Butterfly
Fandoms: Dream SMP
27 Nov 2022
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gogywogy added teletubby, edgy wendigo, arson uwu, language, skepeepee, quackititty, and doctor weird to the chat!
skepeepee added CHARLIE, 3d mfer, lil baker bae, and ranbaby!
ranbaby changed their name to Ranboo.
edgy wendigo: no
arson uwu: TwT
gogywogy removed arson uwu
teletubby added arson uwuarson uwu: fuck you thats homophobia
language: Language! :(
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Saturday nights were reserved for spaghetti and shitty movies.
Ranboo would be in the kitchen, cooking up their meal, while Tubbo and Tommy picked out the movies they would watch for the night.
Tonight is no different. Ranboo stirs the spaghetti sauce, praying that Tubbo and Tommy don’t manage to get into a fight over movies again. Last time hadn’t been ideal, they had to take Tommy to Emergency Care because he had gotten a fork stuck in his arm—okay, Tubbo was the one that had stuck the fork into Tommy’s arm. He had to get stitches.
Needless to say spaghetti nights could get intense.
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hero’s shadow by feelingstabby
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Nov 2022
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Izuku doesn’t cry. He is a weapon, and weapons don’t weep.
He won’t cry until the battle, when he’s falling through the air, when it settles in just how real it is that he’s going to die, because yeah, the doctor warned him this would happen, but there’s always been a part of Izuku that thought he’d live forever.
Just like his father told him.
Or, how a few heroes help Midoriya Izuku become something more than a lost vigilante.
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- Part 1 of uneasy lies the head
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A thief attempts to steal something from the barbarian and then the carriage. Except that it doesn't go well as they have hoped initially.
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- English
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- 475
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Nuestra Jolyne by BIAK
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
27 Nov 2022
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Para salvar al mundo del reinicio, Giorno Giovanna pone solo una condición: la mano de Jolyne Kujo en matrimonio para convertirla en la madre de sus herederos.
Un trato que, por cierto, también incluye a sus hermanos.
Del acuario a la jaula de oro
Al bajar del helicóptero para entregar el CD de recuerdos de su padre, Jolyne no llega a imaginar que su limpio aterrizaje tiene todo que ver con ese individuo que la espera como su ángel de la guarda, mucho más allá de su aspecto.
Oh, bueno. Mejor grabar su nombre ese día en un acta de matrimonio que en una lápida.
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Of Pranks, Chats, and Tomfoolery by remember_august
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Nov 2022
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Yaoyorozu Momo: Third - and I can't believe none of you have realised this yet. But
Yaoyorozu Momo: The only person Todoroki will ever be romantically interested in is, of course, the one and only ultimate sweetheart himself! Midoriya Izuku ♥️
Yaoyorozu Momo: So kindly think more clearly again if you ever try to pair me up with Shouto in any romantic way possible
(Jirou Kyouka is typing…)
(Ashido Mina is typing…)
(Asui Tsuyu is typing…)Hagakure Tooru: Sure thing, Yaomomo. We'll think twice before screaming about stuff like this again
Asui Tsuyu: sorry :(
Yaoyorozu Momo: Alright then, all's well and forgiven 😭
Yaoyorozu Momo: Either way, see you all in class!
Yaoyorozu Momo is now offline
Hagakure Tooru created the ANTI-YAOYOROZU MOMO🔪 group chat
Hagakure Tooru added Ashido Mina, Uraraka Ochako, Asui Tsuyu, and Jirou Kyouka
Hagakure Tooru: aNd I CAn't BElieVe nOnE of YoU hAVe ReALiSeD ThIs yEt
Ashido Mina: Bitch huuh?
A crack fic treated seriously, perhaps way too seriously. Welcome to Class 2A's bane of existence in the form of a miscommunication todomomo chatfic!
- Language:
- English
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- 1,941
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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Genshin siblings but if they acted like actual siblings by M00nlitnight
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Nov 2022
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So basically my friend and I were roleplaying as Lumine and Aether and we were high af- Also we somehow have phones in teyvat dont question it. We need therapy and primos so badly
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A simplistic retelling of halo 3's campaign where Cortana decided not to stay behind at High Charity when Chief made his escape. Also there's jokes and gags. By the way everything is a halo 3 version unless otherwise specified
- Language:
- English
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- 5,264
- Chapters:
- 8/9
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- 91
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teenage nightmares commit atrocities by forever_wandering
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
27 Nov 2022
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Dazai and Chuuya are seasoned mafiosos at the ripe old age of almost-seventeen. They’ve fought gang wars, interrogated prisoners, and done all manner of unspeakable things. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet: going (undercover) to a real high school. With regular teens (who may or may not be desperately trying to get them to kiss).“Tsushima Shuuji,” Chuuya reads out loud. “A bright, optimistic young man with a pep in his step and a zest for life. Hang on–is this referring to you?”
“Unfortunately,” Dazai laments, sighing dramatically. “You just got away with ‘science nerd’ and ‘soccer player,’ but I’m supposed to be an artist! I hate art! It’s useless!”
“Shut the fuck up. That’s not the problem here. You? A ‘zest for life?’ Looking forward to each new morning? Hah! Rimbaud would sooner come back to life.”
Dazai turns to Chuuya with the barest facsimile of a smile painted over his lips.
“I,” he says sweetly, “am going to gut you open like a fish.”
One thing’s for sure: this school is unprepared for the absolute calamity that is Double Black.Written for the SKK Big Bang 2022 feat. art by videogamelover99 & beta'ed by Airini.
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Ég er of kynþokkafull fyrir skyrtuna mína by DumpsterPhoenix (verhalen)
Fandoms: Flameborn (Multiverse), Original Work, Game of Thrones (TV), The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
27 Nov 2022
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AI-generated art where my OC Sören [faceclaim Kit Harington] wears ridiculous sweaters.
Got started here [1 | 2] and took on a life of its own.
While this is technically of Sören, I've marked it with the tags appropriate to GOT because fans of Jon might also appreciate KH in questionable fashion if you need something to make you laugh on a bad day.
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- Part 6 of Flameborn Fanart [And Other Fanart]
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Child of the Sea and Sky by Nanachi101
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Godzilla - All Media Types
26 Nov 2022
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While other dimensions exist, so do primordial beings that will never be contained. A child of unknown origin becomes the child of two primordial beings that claim them as their own blood. Danger and conspiracy surround their very life and just as it was getting better, did something call them for a bigger purpose?
How will Twisted Wonderland deal with this child? Who says they will be alone?
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Patch Me Up, Beloved Stranger by ThrowawayWriting
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Nov 2022
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When Alhaitham recieves information on a missing Mondstat knight, he doesn't expect to be the one to find him. And he certainly doesn't expect to fall for him along the way.
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Aka Alhaitham becomes a knight in shining armor, Kaeya needs therapy but gets a boyfriend, and Kaveh needs his goddamn stuff to stop being taken from him