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    Bakugou Katsuki is an asshole.

    But it turns out even assholes need love. Who would’ve thought that vandalising a teacher’s desk with the biggest, hairiest and indisputably ugliest dick he can doodle without gagging was all it took?

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    Everyone has phones, and lore™

    Just a regular, normal, funny chatfic with ABSOLUTELY no angst and plot at all :) TOTALLY yes.

    And you know you're gonna click because this thing's got over 10k hits and wow dang that's a lot of people hmm yes click this thing now.

    [updates at least ONCE per week, but i'll probably update way more than once tho dw <3]

    *canon compliant up to 1.5, where it all starts breaking down at 1.6
    rae is working to try and make the story a bit more canon compliant

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,605
    Chapters:
    23/60
    Comments:
    320
    Kudos:
    792
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    17776
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    It's 2021.

    The Beatles are releasing their debut album.

    Chaos ensues.

    (alternately, [and originally] titled: interviews, makeup, boyfriends, and other things you get when you're famous)

    Language:
    English
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    8,027
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    621
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    Felix receives an ultimatum on the longest night of his life

     

    Or:

    PrideIF but Felix hasn't been brainwashed thoroughly enough.
    (I get one self-indulgent fic a year, this is the one. If you know me at all you already know what scene this is gonna start on :) )

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    English
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    6,411
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    722
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    Hero likes to visit the old hangout spot from time to time, it helps him clear his mind.

     

    One night he finds someone there or rather

    SOMETHING

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    2,213
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    388
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    BabyGay:

    OMG

    Hyung it was 4 AM and Hobi and I were high as balls!

    When will you let us live that down 😭

    EldestGay:

    "Hey hyung? If Jungkook decided to spin me around on his dick, do you think he'd be able to mold me like a piece of fine pottery 🤔"

    "😮😮😮 Min, cum here. I wanna mold u into a pretty ✨vase✨ 🥺💜"

    (The Main Story)

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    71,255
    Chapters:
    49/?
    Comments:
    443
    Kudos:
    511
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    17948
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    ...Does Batman eat pussy?

    Twitter seems to be pretty divided on the issue.

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    1,004
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    129
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    What it says on the tin. Soulmates.

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    1,682
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    23
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    Team Cap is back after Tony went all political and got them back. However, that means the Avengers have a lot of public relations stuff to deal with. Therefore Tony has booked a few interviews for the would-be-defectors. All eyes are on Steve, Bucky, and Nat as they answer questions about the Avengers Initiative and life and try to start winning the public over once again. And then Bucky accidently drops a bombshell - just not the one people expected.

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    Tommy’s home city was known for having the highest criminal activity in the state.
    It was also known for having the highest superhero death count.
    Tommy happened to develop superpowers over the last two years while living with his roommates. He’s begun using them for good, and it was working out well.

    That was, until he met his first supervillain.

    or, a Bench Trio Superhero AU: Tommy, who’s reaching his first year anniversary as an official local hero, hits his second big goal as superhero: begin a rivalry with a real, honest-to-God supervillain.

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    17,378
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    361
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    swirlrl:
    is-

    is everyone else just going to ignore the article???? it’s a little concerning…

    fuury:
    no karl, you’re right. but these guys are all idiots, and if the location of the lab was disclosed, odds are they’d go to break in “just for fun”

    hobby of crime:
    ignoring the part where you called us idiots and agreeing with the part saying that we would break in

    BIGGEST T-MAN:
    ^^^^

    immortal.:
    ^^^^

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    They really should have more braincells collectively. But they don't. So when news about an unknown virus from an unknown location that has unknown effects on humans is suddenly released, what's there to do? Here's a list: 1) Make memes. For coping, of course. 2) Annoy each other. They may be some of the last surviving humans on Earth pretty soon, but honestly?? Good for themselves. 3) Don't die. Good luck with that one.

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    10,055
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1130
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    After a stint in the Dream, Jaune returns to Remnant to face the Grimm and The Great Ones who seek for vengeance.

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    2,478
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    155
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    Saiki Kusou has never had a crush on another guy, so when his whole class starts getting embroiled in a collective sexuality crisis, he has absolutely no stake in the whole thing. Still, it would probably be far easier for him if coming out went smoothly for everyone and Teruhashi came to terms with her status as a lesbian, so he decides to help out. You know, like a good ally.

    Saiki Kusou isn't LGBTQ. Not experiencing sexual attraction is totally normal. Transforming between biological sexes soon after birth doesn't count. And his interest in Satou Hiroshi is purely one of curiosity.

    That has to be true. Because for Saiki Kusou, coming out sure seems like a pain.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    39,177
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    565
    Kudos:
    629
    Bookmarks:
    112
    Hits:
    6671
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    A collection of Haikyuu!! crack oneshot fanfics, if you get easily offended this may or may not be for you. Read if you wanna have a bad time.

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    1,414
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    131
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    Hisashi just wants to know one thing. Well multiple things but:

    Who is All for One?

    ——

    Chapter 1 to ??? - Prior to UA

    Series
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    English
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    21,159
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    3279
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    The miraculous ladybug chatfic that nobody asked for but got anyway.

    Ladybug adds Cat Noir , Rena Rouge , Queen Bee and Carapace to the group chat and unknowingly adds two villains in the mix.

    What happens when Paris's local heroes and villains end up in a group chat with each other?

    Chaos and lots of it.

    Ships: adrinette | ladynoir , hawkyura | gabenath , chloe x sabrina

    I will go down with these ships if you don't like these ships then don't read.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,830
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    952
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    Your lover, Clopeh Sekka, asks you something as a request.

     

    That's it. That's the summary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    403
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    89
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    Kim Yoon Hee avoids entering Sungkyunkwan by becoming a female historian instead, and becomes friends with Goo Hae-ryung. Between them, they clear the names of both their fathers.

    Inspired by the arguably close timing and similar themes of these two Joseon-era historicals, and my desire to see these ladies end up with their second leads.

    Updates expected to be irregular as I have two other WIPs in other fandoms. Title from Shakespeare, Henry VI.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,256
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    293
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    Tom and Ron meet as complete strangers and decide to go to couple's therapy together, just to see how long it takes the therapist to notice they don't actually know each other.

    Chaos ensues - obviously.

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    7,487
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    19
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    Time traveling once is a second chance. Time travelling twice is a punishment. Time travelling for eternity just gets a little boring.

    Or, an increasing number of Dream SMP members find themselves stuck in a time loop. Humor and shenanigans ensue.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    157,429
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    5300
    Kudos:
    2140
    Bookmarks:
    369
    Hits:
    54633

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