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    They both were known to be fuck boys. Sure, they ran in completely different friend groups, but their names commonly popped up in the same conversations, due to just how campus wide their reputations ran. So, of course no one could quite believe it when the two boys who were seemingly allergic to relationships started dating. Each other.

    Alternatively:
    Jungkook and Jimin are both terrible when it comes to relationships. And by terrible, I mean, unwilling to be in one, period. They are as allergic to exclusivity as they are dependent on one night stands. Love? Commitment? Please. They would be the first to admit that they would be the absolute worst boyfriends. However, they are pretty fucking amazing best friends to their selective BFFs. In fact, they are such great friends, that they are willing to pretend to date each other (even if it means consequently staying abstinent from sex) as long as it takes, just to get Yoongi and Taehyung to get their heads out of their asses and realize they are meant for each other. But maybe Yoongi and Taehyung aren’t the only ones who need a wake up call.

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    6/12
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    50
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    Bookmarks:
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    Odin and Frigga unintentionally but not unwillingly grow their family. As they do, family secrets are revealed that show the royal family are not what they appear to be. This leads to a chain of events that leads to turmoil in Asgard. They must learn to stand in their truth to the benefit of all their people, including Thor and Loki.

    (under slight restructuring, written pre-Ragnarok)

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    8/?
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    29
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    Kokichi and his various interactions with the hydraulic press.

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    A light series (that unintentionally turns into a story) following Sakura's daily misadventures as she deals with crazy friends, excessive drinking, boring missions, gossip mongering, and one annoying white haired shinobi.

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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    6
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    48
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    8
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    Leaders have so much resting on their young shoulders.
    They bear the weight of the group, and the bridge between the managers and their members.

    So excuse them, when they say they don't need, want, or deserve this shit

    - - -

     

    By the way, this does contain headcanons, and lil drabbles that I didn’t think were long
    enough to post on its own.

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    As of 4/25/19

     
    B.A.P - 3

    BTS - 11

    EXO - 17

    GOT7 - 9

    JBJ/95 - 1

    MONSTA X - 5

    NCT - 3

    NINE PERCENT/ 9% - 1

    Pentagon - 1

    STRAY KIDS - 6 - ~ New~

     

     ———

    New schedule as of 1/3/19: I update on Monday and/or Friday! Whenever I update, it’ll always be two chapters. - Bes (Hopefully I stick to this bullshit)

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    Chapters:
    56/?
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    216
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    22
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    Observing Kacchan was nothing new to Izuku. Ever since middle school he would always watch him, trying to find out everything about him. Be it quirks, his hobbies or anything else. And because of his and the girls’ conversation a few days ago, he started watching Kacchan more, and it was easy for Izuku.

    Or an AU where Deku became a Fudanshi. Bkdk endgame.

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    6
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    The deadliest creatures will hide behind laughter and jokes. The strongest things in the universe will know not to speak their names. There was a Doctor who was not quite the Doctor. This is the story of how she began to end.

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    11/?
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    4
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    Kim Namjoon never expected to be stuck teaching villain-hopefuls instead of you know, plotting world domination, but he didn't have much say in the matter.

    So what if they were all hopeless and didn't know a thing about being villains?

    So what if they seemed to have a knack for destroying his property?

    Kim Namjoon was going to turn this bunch of idiots into the best damn group of evildoers the world would ever see.

    (Or at least good enough that they wouldn't die. Probably.)

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    Chapters:
    79/100
    Comments:
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    Hits:
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    For centuries now different species had been building bonds and establishing alliances. Even tricky and soulless creatures had managed to forage bonds and move into communities of other creatures. But not dragons, never dragons.

    Gahyeon, a young dragon who has yet to find her hoard is off to the only college that would accept her kind. Along the way she meets various species who are willing to accept her and her odd hoarding habits and unpredictable temper. At college, she meets a bratty fox, a shy banshee, a goofy succubus and so many more friends.

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    Azure Kite can say some things Haseo can understand without needing to spend time dechipering it... He has a bit of a 'wrong word' problem, however.

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    1/1
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    The title says it all. Every Sunday, we choose a random character from Supernatural and let our keyboard auto complete a sentence. This sentence, no matter how weird or absurd it sounds, is used as a prompt we independently write a oneshot of. There are no restrictions when it comes to length, plot, characters or ships, so some of these might as well turn out as total crack fics.
    #noregrets!

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    Short stories my SWTOR characters throw at me. Have fun.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    50
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    68
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Thunderer: Why do we not share resemblance?

     

    Trickster God: Because you are obviously the adopted one you oaf

     

    betterthanstark: what r u doing

     

    Thunderer: If my brother is the adopted one, why is he so similar to our sister???

     

    I am Iron Man: Wait you have a sister???

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
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    Dr. Harry D. S. Goodsir makes a sacrifice, of himself, for Silna. Or: The author bought into the abject horror of the sex-pollen trope with far too much sincerity.

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    10/?
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    Glimmer wakes up to something interesting.

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    Or, the one where The Avengers have Twitter, Peter has super-friends he told no one about, Tony is STRESSED and always five inches from death (and a dad), and the public have a field day.

    Peter's life got a whole lot more insane overnight.

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    14,486
    Chapters:
    40/100
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    572
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    -- quoth my Tolkien Studies professor, so I did.
    Here, in brief, are the wild adventures of Bill post-Hollin.

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    1/1
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    ...And there was not much satisfaction to be had with that, unfortunately.
    Shinichi becomes a cat rather than a little boy when taking the poison. This changes... surprisingly little, actually.

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    121,247
    Chapters:
    70/?
    Comments:
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    259
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    44
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    What it says on the tin. Did you really think Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua alone could derail the plot so spectacularly? Come on, they are great and all, but that might be giving them a bit too much credit...

    In which some transmigrators fulfill their roles properly and amazingly, while others...don't. Quite the opposite in fact.

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    1,574
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
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