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The end of the world began at the very beginning.
At the very centre*, was an angel and a demon. Together, they must fight[1] to save the world.
*Not quite centre, if one were to look closely. Maybe a few centimetres off the very centre, but not like it mattered, right?
[1] It wasn't so much as fighting as it was more like vaguely doing things to save the world.
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As If: Trading Spaces, Avengers Edition by breejah
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
25 Jun 2019
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Steve and Thor are missing, and in their place are two misplaced Superhero(in)es from Earth 456, Stephanie Rogers and Thor, Mistress of Thunder -- the Avengers may never be the same again.
Rated M for cursing, blatant sexual innuendo, and general stupidity.
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- English
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- 1,264
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Self-Inserted by KyloTrashForever for jeeno2
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
25 Jun 2019
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None of it makes sense.
He hates her. He barely looked at her for the four years they went to high school together, and yet, judging by this book— he apparently had no problem using her as the central focus of any perverted fantasy that popped into his head. What’s worse, he wrote them down.
There are years’ worth of stories in this book, and she already knows that with the three days she has left in this house…
...she’s going to read every single one.
In which Rey finds out in a very strange way that Ben Solo doesn’t dislike her as much as she first thought.
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Right before her very eyes, the cat transformed into a man. His chakra twisted and bloomed, now fully human and even bigger. This was, incidentally, another fantasy of Karin’s, except in her fantasies the magic transforming naked man was much sexier.
Also in her fantasies, the sexy naked man almost never attacked her.
(It's yet another Akatsuki-as-cats fic, featuring Karin.)
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Cyberlife Broken - by Simon by 50s_housewife_with_a_dark_secret
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
25 Jun 2019
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Simon tries writing abstract anagram-based poetry at Josh's prompt to write some of his feelings out. What follows is his heartfelt, if underwhelming, result.
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- English
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- 49
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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(whatever they tell you) dancing's not a crime by aletterinthenameofsanity
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
25 Jun 2019
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dude, Rick from the wrestling league texts Diego one night, i think your brother's on dancing with the stars
Diego blinks at the phone for a few very long moments. He isn't quite sure he read that right. Maybe he's sleep-deprived.
Eventually, he just decides to ask: My brother's on Dancing With The Stars?
The response is quick: yeah- the crazy 1 who said he could see dead people or some shit like that
Well, he's got nothing to do tonight, why not watch this shit go down? What channel?
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As Klaus and Dave walk away from the interviewer, Klaus can't help but be distracted by Dave's blindingly proud grin.
"Fantastic job, Klaus," Dave says, and it feels like God herself is finally smiling down at him.
(Klaus is sweatier than he's ever been in his life, his hair is a mess, and he's been sober for five fucking brutal weeks, but there's a buzz in his veins that's harder and heavier than anything he's ever felt before. It’s almost (almost being the key word) enough to distract from the ghosts hovering at the edges of Klaus’ vision.)
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I came to Amsterdam to defend my country and right a wrong. I knew I would be unhappy here…What other place could hope to have the beauty of my homeland? But the cold and the wet have been driving me to distraction. This is intolerable.
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- Part 1 of Eli's Emo Blog
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That's a Frickin Flerkin and Other Avengers 3.0 One Shots by riot3672
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 Jun 2019
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Natasha never thought she'd have to work with a sentient raccoon, a space assassin, or the equivalent of a nuclear bomb in the form a flaming gay grunge relic from the 90s with a monster cat. But she promised Steve she'd be a great Avengers leader, so her, Rhodey, and Okoye are just going to make the insanity work.
(to eventually be a series of one shots set during Endgame. Obviously, Endgame spoilers ahead)
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Protect and Kill by ohmytheon
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Jun 2019
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When Uraraka is assigned to watch over Bakugou, a difficult and violent prone witness and assassin, both of them get more than they bargained for when the safe house is attacked by people trying to silence him. It's been a long time since anyone has gotten under Uraraka's skin or caught Bakugou's interest. Too bad this is a recipe for a disaster waiting to happen.
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A not-entirely-serious-but-we-are-serious-about-crack flash-fic swap between myself and TheFierceBeast - we give each other a prompt then write flash-fics based on them.
All Hannigram on my side, with various levels of sass, murder, UST, fluff and crack depending on the brief!
(Rating/tags will be updated as new pieces added.)
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Fuck this dumb ass fruit by shadowsaber420BLAZEIT
Fandoms: Tales of Symphonia, Tales of Series
24 Jun 2019
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Zelos is done with this dungeon. He really doesn't care anymore and flies to get the stupid fruit. That may have been a mistake.
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- English
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- 623
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- 1/1
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World Of Irkalla by belisariustheliberalist, EvenSpeedWeedisAfraid
Fandoms: PAYDAY (Video Games), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Homestuck, Scarface (1983), House of 1000 Corpses (Movies), Saints Row, Borderlands (Video Games), Hellsing, Mortal Kombat (Video Games), Killing Floor (Video Games), Hiveswap, Captain Marvel (Marvel Comics), Heat (1995), Adventure Time, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Fallout: New Vegas, Dragon Ball, Rick and Morty, Deadpool - All Media Types, Red Dead Redemption, Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, Hotline Miami (Video Games), Star vs. The Forces Of Evil, Punisher (Comics)
24 Jun 2019
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It's said that after one's life has come to an end, they go to a better place. Well, apparently, that's not really the case. A world torn by conflict. An ancient conspiracy looms over the horizon, threatening to end it all.
And, most importantly, a bunch of shmucks try to save the universe.
This... is the world of Irkalla. And these... are the stories of those who live there.
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- Part 1 of ICU, or The Irkallan Canon Universe
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- English
- Words:
- 14,021
- Chapters:
- 18/?
- Kudos:
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“Chan, assert dominance over the maknae and hold the plant pot up!” Seungmin egged the eldest on.
“Im gonna t-pose with it!” Chan yelled.
Changbin rolled his eyes at how heated their group was getting over a plant pot and opted to lay back on the grass. “Guys, it’s just a plant pot, it’s too hot for this-“ but he was cut off by a shrill shriek.
“CHAN!” Felix yelled, leaping away from Jeongin to sprint towards the plant pot. Changbin’s head shot up from his position on the ground at Felix’s terrified cry – whipped culture – and blinked confusedly. In the space that Chan had occupied just seconds before, stood the same plant pot, specks of soot, and no Chan in sight.
“Chan?”
OR, A strong gust of wind from hell knocks over a plant pot and as chan picks it up to right it he gets transported to hell, where he meets satan, AKA woojin. basically a load of self indulgent crack with a plot of woochan and other side ships as Chan's friends back on earth try to get him back whilst he's happily roasting marshmallows on the fires of hell
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The Nanny Named Stark by starkind
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Batman (Movies - Nolan), The Nanny, Batman - All Media Types
24 Jun 2019
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From his ex-boyfriend's car repair shop in Brooklyn over to a billionaire's posh estate in Gotham City, Tony Stark had never assumed his life would take such a 180° turn. Then again, neither had Bruce Wayne and his boys.
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so... he really is spider man huh… by gayplums
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)
24 Jun 2019
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- ~Group chat~ -
fastest man alive Renamed Aca Dec Squad to Spidey Protection Squad
peter-man: what
fastest man alive: yeah
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- Part 2 of So, You Got Twitter
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What if Mika was obsessed with Namie instead of Seiji?
Mika is on the quest of winning over her one true soulmate.
Namie feels like somebody`s watching her.
Seiji has family issues and head problems.
Izaya laughs maniacally.- Language:
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"Will he be OK?" Amelie asks, and cringes a little when Gabe thuds to the floor.
"He's fucking unbelievable, you know." Jack says. "I'll deal with him."Amelie leaves and Jack retrieves an ice pack from the freezer. He places it upon Gabe's foot. "What the fuck were you thinking?"
"They ask for holidays too often." Gabe says, his voice small
"That was literally the first one I heard Jesse ask for in the last three months." Jack says, changing the angle of the ice pack. "You really deserve this."
"I really deserve some hate sex at this point, carino." Gabe suggests.
Jack looks at him with an expression that tells Gabe he's given up. Jack rises from the kneeling position, and throws the ice pack on Gabe's chest.
"Ow! That hurt!" Gabe squeals.
"Go fuck yourself." Jack says, and goes up the stairs, making a point to slam the door to their home.
S2 EP9: Reset.
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sunshinegirl changed the group’s name to the bikings by doctormissy
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), The Flash (TV 2014), Arrow (TV 2012), Supergirl (TV 2015), Lucifer (TV), Gotham (TV), Titans (TV 2018), Black Lightning (TV), Doom Patrol (TV), Batman (Comics), DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Good Omens (TV)
24 Jun 2019
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hotwing: this week on: is what he says real or exaggerated
lucinda: everything I say is real, dear
hotwing: and I oop
sunshinegirl: akdfkjrdfs
lancelot: where’s bruce I need him to read thatOr, in other words, Sara creates a group chat for team leaders. Chaos ensues & more chats show up. And it becomes a crossover.
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- Part 2 of the eyes emoji squad
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A new Host by Rosetintedshades
Fandoms: Winnie-the-Pooh - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men - All Media Types
24 Jun 2019
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After 'Phoenix Resurrection: The Return of Jean Grey" the Phoenix Force travels the Universe to find a new host...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 535
- Chapters:
- 1/2
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How to Be a Double Agent 101 by scratchienails
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
24 Jun 2019
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But if you're a spy and I'm a spy, then who is going to execute the kid foiling our evil plans?
AKA what if Conan was a thing during the Whiskey Trio era.