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    En la huída por sus acciones extraordinarias, dos personas que quieren ser normales... se encuentran.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    5,380
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    24
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    Calvin & Hobbes visit the Hinata family and rebuild his cloning machine. Wackiness ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,926
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    23
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    For a dear new friend on Twitter @jok_nsfw (Jok-senpai!). Based off an art of his that I’ve linked below!

    Chris Redfield never understood the benefits of social media messaging. Leon changes his mind with the first message he ever sends. NSFW. Smutty Chreon goodness. Post RE6. Slight crack because humor.

    Also excluding RE7 because that was NOT Chris Redfield.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,849
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    201
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    What happens when Tony and Stephen are de-aged by the villain of the week?

    Written for the IronStrange Bingo square "cloak"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,159
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    654
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    Or: The one where a will-be japanese idol summons a hot-headed demon to become her singing partner.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,199
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    26
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    “Rey,” the director begins. She sounds almost apologetic. “I should have told you earlier. This is Ben Solo.”

    Rey’s eyes go wide with shock.

    “Ben Solo?” she asks, weakly. “As in….”

    “As in, the theater intimacy consultant.” Ben reaches into the pocket of his black jeans and pulls out a business card. He hands it to her. “Yes. That’s me.”

    ----------------------

    (In which Rey is starring in her first big Off-Broadway production and Ben Solo is the intimacy consultant brought in to save the day.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,671
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    111
    Kudos:
    359
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    3318
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    Loki The Avenger.

    The Red Skull has awoken and tries to use the tesseract power to destroy The Avengers. Instead he opens a portal pulling Loki through.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,297
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    490
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    Steve was never a fan of sitting through injustice.

    Ever since he was a lanky kid with rattling lungs and weak bones, Steven Grant Rogers already had a sense of justice that was ten times bigger than him. Now, as the top agent of SHIELD which works to rescue, protect, and rehabilitate magical creatures from all over the world, Steve must overcome the most difficult mission of his life.

    If only the familiar blue eyes of this dragon would stop making his stomach churn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,240
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    2168
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    you read the title, correct?

    Klaus decides it's finally time to make up all the times they didn't spend together by having a Christmas celebration. In April.

    (set in an AU where neither the apocalypse nor Alluther happened, because I can.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    810
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    93
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    you've read the tags, you already know what you're getting yourself into

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    8
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    “What can Templars do against a magic rift in the Veil, stab it?” Josephine laughs lightly at the Herald’s joke, Leliana deigns to smile and even Cassandra rolls her eyes in concession to the point.

    Cullen says, perfectly sincere, “well, yes, of course.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,294
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    23
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    In which four gods save the world in its hour of need.

    Or

    The Beta Kids came out for a boss fight and are honestly so disappointed right now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,091
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    2278
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    Wei WuXian and Lan WangJi were just trying to help a scared Jin Ling manage unrest in his sect.

    Shen QingQiu and Luo BingHe were just trying to find a missing disciple.

    Xie Lian and Hua Cheng were just trying to help a friend.

    They all got way more than they bargained for...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,110
    Chapters:
    2/9
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1209
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    Tim is bored during a test. Shenanigans ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,269
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    351
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    Kim Namjoon never expected to be stuck teaching villain-hopefuls instead of you know, plotting world domination, but he didn't have much say in the matter.

    So what if they were all hopeless and didn't know a thing about being villains?

    So what if they seemed to have a knack for destroying his property?

    Kim Namjoon was going to turn this bunch of idiots into the best damn group of evildoers the world would ever see.

    (Or at least good enough that they wouldn't die. Probably.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,815
    Chapters:
    60/100
    Comments:
    425
    Kudos:
    244
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2970
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    Asmodeous pays the High Warlock of Brooklyn a visit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1212
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    Before going to Felderwin and meeting up with Nott's friend, the Mighty Nein take on a side quest for the extra coin. Witches had been terrorizing the road between Trostenwald and Alfield, so they took it upon themselves to clear this pest. Turns out, there's a consequence to messing with these particular creatures.

    Or,
    The Mighty Nein are cursed to be children. Nott is the only one unaffected, and must find a solution - which might lie in the parts of her past that she's kept hidden from sight. Until now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,005
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1007
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    Энакин пал жертвой смертельного яда, и у Оби-Вана нет другого выбора, кроме как использовать все возможные средства для его лечения, — как бы ему не претил сам процесс ввода противоядия

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    12,689
    Chapters:
    4/13
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    75
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    Merrill takes his name in vain again. That pinch, again. He’s going to blame Ashabella’nar for this, that bitch, he just knows this is her fault. It has her signature all over it like the vallaslin on Merrill’s face.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    751
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    16
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    Or the one where class 1-a is full of shenanigans and shit

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,237
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    200
    Kudos:
    540
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    18032

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