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    To be honest, this whole thing started because Jinwoo wanted a fighting dragon in his army.

    And of course, Osbourne, who has embraced the energy of The Absolute Dad™ has decided to indulge and spoil his successor for one last time before his eternal vacation.

    Hades wasn’t the only one who has a new successor, damn it.

     

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    The man who defies death crossed paths with the man who embraces death. King of the Dead and King of the Underworld are Companions of Death and Eternity. They are also doting fathers to their respective sons. Chaos ensues. KDJC wants a refund.

     

    (The crossover I desperately wanted but no one has written for me so I said 'fuck it' and write one myself.)

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    Omori was a very blessed kid financially speaking. He had it all, Gucci, Nike, the drip, the finest of foods, the most extravagant of homes, but he wasn't happy.

    He didn't like money. He found it pointless, as for years he splurged on everything he could buy, drip, steaks with prices of four digits, but no matter how lavish his life he was never... happy.

    SOMETHING was always there.

    Money couldn't bring Mari back so what value did it hold?

    He didn't like money.

    He hated money.

    This is an attempt at a serious story based on the Omori Drip AU/meme. The collab aspect of this project has been abandoned and will now be uploaded in chapter on this book.

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    Newly transferred to the Executor, Captain Piett gets more than he bargained for when he suddenly finds himself in a war-like rivalry between the Army and the Navy troops on the ship. Darth Vader breathing down his neck doesn’t really help. And then there’s this Army General complicating things…

    This is a story about how Piett met Veers! Ozzel is a jerk as usual, Veers is sympathetic and Piett really, really needs more alcohol.

    And Lord Vader is… well, Lord Vader.

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    ÆTHER @blondandgorgeous ⋅ 2m
    @alsoblondeandgorgeous WHY DID YOU BUY A STAFF OF HOMA ON EBAY

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    Girl Boss Supreme @alsoblondeandgorgeous ⋅ 1m
    did you mean: the staff of homeless

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    Take Me Home, Snezhnayan Roads @notachilde ⋅ 58s
    Looking at the way your brother is opening your shared bank account, this is very true

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    Girl Boss Supreme @alsoblondeandgorgeous ⋅ 39s
    controversial opinion but Staff of Homa > Our House

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    ÆTHER @blondandgorgeous ⋅ 12s
    downvoted.

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    AKA: Chatfic + Social Media AU where Aether just wants his Dank Memer coins back and chaos reigns supreme.

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    The Witchers display the traits of the animals to which they are affiliated via their mutagens. This is just a whole lot of cute, with not a lot of plot.

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    Shower epiphanies and other pubescent miracles: of Marichat, emotional teenage delinquency, adults' questionable understanding of how the world works or should work, political power play, investigations, reveals, memes, half-baked meta, and the first-ever Save Nooroo Foundation (that the author is aware of).

    Or, simply put: canon on crack, featuring Adrien “romantic pro-gamer” Agreste, Marinette ”Schroedinger’s Very Tired™ friend” Dupain-Cheng, Gabriel “you don't need the two most powerful objects in the universe, you just need a therapist” Agreste, Plagg and Tikki “five more minutes of this and they'll be throwing hands with the Meta Consciousness for putting them here" the kwamis, and many, many more.

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    Two neglected friends of one Max Caulfield meet in the intersection of their growing frustration with her. Slowly, Max becomes less and less of the focus as they interloop in each others lives.

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    When Ishigami Byakuya left his descendants behind to help his adopted son, he didn’t realize that by the time Senku woke up, he and the inhabitants of Ishigami Village wouldn’t be able to understand each other.

    Luckily, since Senku is Senku, he’s going to turn the situation to his advantage.

    (a.k.a. what happens when you introduce linguistic realism to dr. stone, bc no language is gonna be exactly the same after 3,700 years. i love dr. stone but that’s just not how languages work, dude.)

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    Tommy glared up at the man who had woken him up. The man, with long pink hair, glasses and a scar on his nose, stared down at him unimpressed. Tubbo whimpered.

    “Phil,” Pinkie called, voice flat, “I found my cape.”

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    Or the story where Tommy and Tubbo become stoleaways on a Pirate Ship to avoid getting adopted only to end up finding a family.

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    Wen Chao is not having a great day. In a drunken escapade from Qishan he ends up in Nie territory. After a heated incident with the thugs protecting the brothel he spent the night in, he is saved by Nie Mingjue-and then attacked by Nie Mingjue once his identity is revealed. His problems quickly escalate from a bad hangover to a possible diplomatic disaster. Wen Chao and Nie Mingjue work together to prevent a war from breaking out.

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    After the events of Winter Soldier, the world is desperate to weed out Hydra members in disguise. Predictably, the measures get more and more ridiculous with time, but this... well, this is a whole new level.

    Or, the Avengers take a personality quiz. And the results aren't exactly as expected.

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    4 for 350 Mora, winks its price tag, the red discount marker tempting him.

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    Aphro: ANYWAY so why dont we add the different fandoms to one big groupchat

    Or

    Three fandoms are put in one big groupchat with no regulation. Chaos, drama, and romance forms.

    (Rated as such for swearing and some depictions of violence.)

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    binniebaby: he’s lost it

    binniebaby: he’s officially lost it

    sungiepie: minho bby tell me

    sungiepie: should i pay someone off

    sungiepie: or call the lawyers

    sunshine: should i bake something?

    pumpkinnie: is there a body

    minniepoo: innie!

    pumpkinnie: what?? we we’re all thinking it

    thefavourite: i’m not offended

    ...

    Chan thinks the boys need to be more responsible, so he gives them a baby to look after.

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    The Evil Queen Celeste is destroying the world. It's up to Chihiro Fujisaki to defeat her ... by becoming a cat-boy superhero.

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    Harry was never found, Dumbledore has been looking and Harry doesn't want anything to do with him. Severus can't believe he has to deal with Dumbledore and Voldemort. He just wants to survive them.

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    “The past can’t be changed, but we can make a better future.” In which seeing is different than knowing, and knowing is just the beginning.

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    Prompt from the Facebook group "Scribbling Vaguely Downwards: Good Omens Fanfiction": "Anyone down to take Couples Counseling and see at what point the therapist realises we don't even know each other?"

    Aziraphale and Gabriel's relationship is on the rocks. When Gabriel cancels last minute, a chance meeting with a certain devilish red-head changes his point of view.

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    Eames has a secret, Arthur has ill-fitting dentures, and Ariadne has a rapidly declining bank balance.

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    I recommend reading the first work in this series for context, but this can technically be read on its own.

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    Gakushuu, Gakuhou and Emmitt go on vacation.

    (You have to read part 1 or you will be very confused.)

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