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    currently just be more chill writing requests, but other fandoms may be allowed eventually!

    what do you guys want to see me write?

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    Loki has been turned into a cat by Odin and left on Midgard.

    He's adopted by a young single dad and his twin daughters.

    Features Loki Mischief, feels, and learning about family.

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    1/?
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    Toshinori meant to catch the villain, not be caught by his Quirk.
    He guessed this was his life now. At least he had feet.

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    41,040
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    12/27
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    Harry and Ron have a very important discussion about their girlfriends.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    1/1
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    Flynn Rider never expected to be anything more than your typical dashing rogue, let alone the respected and worshiped leader of a vast organization like The Inquisition. But when mysterious forces tear a whole in the sky, leaving Flynn with a mysterious glowing brand on his hand, it is up to him to rally the people of Thedas to overcome their ancient grudges and unite to save the world...or die trying.

    Based on a series of tumblr posts by the-queen-of-thedas and myself (and later a-paradox-box and siujerkai): http://the-alexandrian-alchemist.tumblr.com/post/151388607901/siujerkjai-a-paradox-box

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    1/?
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    灵感来自汤不热。what if线:如果内战时贾维斯也在西伯利亚会怎样呢……

    两个走向:
    A线:贾维斯会让托尼冷静下来,事情也许会和平解决。
    或者就,
    B线。贾维斯:Sir我相信我们应该踢爆他的蛋蛋。

    嘿嘿,你知道我要选哪一个。

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    中文
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    The seal is weakened not just by anger, but by fear and loneliness, too.

    Kurama is protective of the child his chakra was curled protectively around for ten months, before he was dragged from Kushina's seal. Naruto is just as much his child as anyone else's. And so, Naruto grows up with with a small physical manifestation of the fox trapped in his gut at his side at all times, a friend, confidant, parent, ally, teacher, and for the sake of appearances, pet.

    This goes about as well as you'd expect -- chaotically.

    Check the summary of the first chapter for a list of which chapters have an illustration at the bottom of the page!

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    66/?
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    A reincarnation fic; in which Aqua end up banished as a Pillar (Wo)Man, Kazuma end up reincarnated as the third JoJo (replacing Jotaro), Darkness being a Hamon user (that creeps everyone with her antics), and Megumin is now the little sister of Yoshikage Kira (wait what?).

    A Crossover AU about Konosuba Gang's shenanigans in the JoJoverse! Hamon, Stands, and useless ex-Goddess Pillar Woman abound! Joseph Joestar must face the greatest threat to his sanity, that is Jozuma Kujo.

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    10/?
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    When Dabi is struck by a de-aging quirk that regresses him to the most important part of his life, he finds himself turned back to a sixteen year-old U.A. General Studies student with a lot of self-esteem issues, parent problems, a destructive quirk that he can't manage, and no memory of the five years that he's lost - not the mention the fact that his little brother is now the same age as him and one of the top students in the U.A. hero course. In U.A.'s attempt to make up for what they missed and help the Dabi of the past, present, and future, he is placed with the only students that know him and have yet to find out what truly makes the difference between a hero and a villain. There, they must face the question of whether he can change or if his destiny is already set in stone.

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    14/?
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    A drabble collection of ridiculous crackships for BTS. Yes, you read that right. You see those relationship tags? They're real.

    Next up: Chapter 4 (either Jungkook/a seagull [boy] pt. 1 or one of the other members that hasn't been done yet)

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    3/?
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    When Steve agreed to assess Tony Stark for SHIELD, Fury left out the one fact that would have had Steve shaking his head and immediately refusing the job: Tony Stark? God strike Steve dead, but the man was smokin'.

    [IM2 but Steve can't keep a secret identity to save his life; also, Tony's pretty fly for a dying guy.]

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    Harry posed, holding out his staff as he spun it to let off magical sparkles, “I’m here to stop you, Tom Riddle! You can’t open these chambers out onto the school!”

    Tom turned, laughing with a hand over his mouth, “Oh, you’re here to stop me, Harry? I’ll quite enjoy this...”

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    1/1
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    Sometimes there comes a moment in a mech’s life in which he has to make a statement. He has to look inside himself and say, “What am I willing to put up with today? Not! Fragging! This!”

    Then he has to leave his faction behind, settle down in an abandoned spaceship and live the rest of his days in blissful neutrality.

    Too bad the universe has other plans for Starscream.

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    2/5
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    She kicks off her shoes and shrugs out of her jacket before stepping cautiously into the kitchen. “Hey, Newt? What’s going on?”

    “Tina!” Newt yelps before whirling on her, his expression unmistakable guilty when the cookery tumbles to the floor with a discordant crash.

    *

    Tina comes home from work only to discover Newt is in Housemaker Mode™, with hilarious results.

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    1/1
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    Who is Y/N? Why is everyone at her new school talking about her? What's with that tall guy in the forest? All will (probably) be answered in this terrible fanfiction.
    This is also on Wattpad if you're interested.

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    ‘Aziraphale, you need to stop telling that goddamned story to everyone we stumble upon,’ she hisses. ‘I’m serious. You keep it up much longer, everyone’s gonna think we’ve gone and murdered that alleged husband of mine.’

    ‘Crowley,’ Aziraphale says blithely, a serene smile plastered on her face as a familiar-looking man passes by, ‘Dear. That’s what I want them to think.’

    [In other words: Harold, they're ... well, adversaries, of course. With history.]

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    5
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    Dustin has a really important question for Steve. About Billy Hargrove of all people too.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    30
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    3
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    Kogayne: You know why I'm so similar to Hamilton?
    Shirogone: No.
    Kogayne: I'm a bastard, orphan, son of a whore.
    Lancelot: And an asshole.
    Hunker: A friend of the group, but not so much the individual.
    Allurk: An immigrant.
    Pidgeon: Someday you're going to die because you pissed off your friend and he shot you?
    AShaymed: You are in charge of the care of a large sum of money.
    Lancelot: Surprise, surprise. Keith actually has money in his bank account. You couldn't tell by his shitty apartment.
    Kogayne: I came here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.
    Kogayne: This is homophobia.

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    Chapters:
    86/?
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
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    517
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    63
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    “Dad, I don’t like Mr Thanos. He’s an alien.” Peter insisted.

    “He’s not an alien.” Tony sighed, turning the car into the road leading to Little Heroes Kindergarten. “I know what you’re trying to say, but you can’t keep shouting things like that in public, especially in this political climate-”

     AU where Thanos is Peter's kindergarten teacher. 80% crack, 20% plot. (Ongoing)

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
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    Marinette is happily living her life as a young adult in Paris until a surprise encounter with a former classmate pulls her into a world she never imagined exploring.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
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