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a tale of a tail by lavenderlotion for librata
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
24 Feb 2020
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Whoa. He did not have enough blood in the right head to figure this out.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,489
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
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Guide to Accidentally Enchanting Your OP Boyfriend by Yandere Day (LunariDay)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Feb 2020
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Cambion, a half succubus/human creature. Shen Yuan is one of them.
At fifteen he meets sixteen-year-old Luo Binghe, and accidentally enchants him with his 'moe magic' (courtesy shang qinghua)Shen Yuan would like to admit, he did not mean to do this. But Binghe is a high powered battery and Shen Yuan needs that energy to live, thank you very much.
Shen Qingqiu keeps staring at him, then: “What of Ning Yingying?”Shen Yuan blanks out. “No, no, A-Yuan wants Bing-ge.”
“Bing-ge.”
“...”
So, Shen Yuan doesn’t run laps, but Luo Binghe ends up running fifty then was forced to stay up all night, chopping wood. Shen Yuan ends up writing over and over lines of the Peak guidelines on purity.
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- Part 2 of Cambion SY! AU
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venatio amoris by WelcomeToTheBadlands
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
24 Feb 2020
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The Resistance is desperate to get the upper hand in the ongoing war between them and the First Order. Rey's a bounty hunter that's exceptionally good at her job, but expensive. The Resistance puts out a hit to bring in Kylo Ren, dead or alive. Rey answered the call.
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Last Stop to Home by CoopPenny
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Feb 2020
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Bilbo was a fierce and seasoned warrior and had battled Orcs, Wargs and Goblins. He’d survived a war, life threatening injuries and traders in his travelling.
This, Bilbo can handle but what he can’t handle are super overprotective Elves…
((((NOTICE:::: NOT A STAND-ALONE STORY))))
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- Part 4 of Feathers of a Hobbit
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How to Tame a Cryptid by plantbones, xxInksxx
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Feb 2020
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A retail store that mysteriously rearranges itself overnight? A mischievous rat that is set and determined to uproot the status quo? Rumors of a cryptid haunting their work place? As a retail employee, Hizashi had liked to think that he'd seen it all, but as of late, his days were being filled with increasingly absurd encounters that he frankly could not make up if he tried.
At least it made good material for his podcast, right?
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Marshmellow Smiles by 48eyesand32teeth1sharptongue
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman: The Animated Series, Joker (2019), Suicide Squad (2016), Gotham (TV), Under the Red Hood, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman: The Telltale Series (Video Game), Batman (Comics), Wonder Woman - All Media Types
24 Feb 2020
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The Joker has always known who Batman really was under the mask.
The only question is if he'll let everyone else in on the biggest joke of all.
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One Deku For All Chakos by Yesmar1020
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Feb 2020
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Throughout the MHA Multiverse, there are many Ochakos that have been heartbroken due to their Dekus not being interested in the opposite sex, or dead, in one particular case. Six of these Ochakos have chosen to leave their home universes to seek a Deku who will love them. They wind up together in a mostly canon MHA timeline, with a few differences.
Otherwise known as what happens when you want to write a harem but also want to focus on a single pairing.
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Well, Stiles does have a strong sense of something being wrong with people. That was how he survived the supernatural so far. And this new freshman redhead kid in the middle of the year? There is certainly something mot right about him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,342
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 47
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Time-Turner by SilentGhostWriter2017
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Feb 2020
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In which crack, memes, chaos and overall shenanigans descend upon the world of heroes, villains and an unsuspecting Yuuei Academy, courtesy of one Dark Bunny and Dark Dragon, otherwise known as Midoriya Izuku and Hisashi respectively.
Basically, Izuku and Hisashi are the personifications of chaos, Nezu is sadistic, Yuuei is wild, Bakugou gets bashed like nobody's business, time gets shifted, and general fuckery ensues.
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Marvelous misadventures of Maeve by V6ilill
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls
24 Feb 2020
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Mave Black-Skeever lived a peaceful life in the hamlet of Rorikstead.
Her father would hit her when she was bad (and that was always), her mother would ignore her when she was unworthy (and that was constantly), Joane would refuse to teach her anything fun until she was older (which wouldn't happen anytime soon), Sissel would always learn faster and spend more time with Joane, Britte would always be mean, Erik would always be busy.
Until her mother left and everything changed.
Now, ignorant of her true power, the child Dragonborn must find a secure place in the deathly cold world. All she has is her resilience and rudimentary knowledge of magic.
Will she reunite with her mother?
Should she reunite with her mother?
Or will she find another family?
But who would take care of a deficient, black-eyed freak?- Language:
- English
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- 5,103
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Kudos:
- 2
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An overenthusiastic lab assistant finds the future to be Not As Advertised™.
On the bright side, May's student loan is gone.
On the dark side (of the moon), she's an addict with no sense of self-preservation and an impossible mission. If her life was bad before, then it was only getting worse from here.Featuring the power of pure weirdness (now with 20% more random!), SPESS CRACK both literal and metaphorical (or was it SPESS LSD?), gratuitous flashbacks that dear reader can probably skip (but which serve a very dark and nefarious purpose not immediately apparent), Captain "I swear my intelligence is average!" of the Unreliable, and lots and lots of unpleasantness that arises naturally from expecting a kinda-but-not-really janitor and kinda-but-not-really lab assistant to tear down the system and solve a food crisis.
But like how even in the largest void of the universe there are stars and galaxies, so in every adventure there is a chance of happiness, fulfillment and friendship. If one person's crusade against the system is doomed to fail, at least one can go out kicking and screaming, leaving behind a bright memory and legacy for the ages. And if there's anything May knows, it's struggle.
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- Part 1 of Shooting star falls fast, falls far
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Have I told any of you that i'm in my schools culinary team? bc I am and I never really bring that up. by Automail_freak_and_alchemy_freak, Dontjudgemyfanfichistory, kittykruger, Script_the_Skeleton
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
24 Feb 2020
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Hyrule got crushed by thicc lynelle thighs. This is the aftermath.
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Natsu wakes up in Sakura's body. It only gets worse from there. Also known as: In Which Natsu has No Idea what to do with Boobs.
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I’m not the father! I swear! by Fairygirl34
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Feb 2020
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CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY!
Everything was normal and fine while studying at Gusu. Wei Wuxian was being his troublemaking self when one day everything changes for the worst.
He’s become a father.
But he’s still a virgin! Honest!
And no one believes that this cute and innocent baby isn’t his! Even his dear shije and the rest of his adoptive family don’t believe him!!
How is he, a sixteen year old boy, going to copper with this new heavy responsibility being thrusted upon him!?
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A devilish smile spread across Tango's face. He aimed his rifle, narrowing his eyes at the target. His headset's microphone picked up every word as he spoke clearly.
"I'm going to kill Impulse."
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Arachno-Sensation: The Life of a High School Vigilante by EarlOfLemonsqueeze
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel (Comics)
23 Feb 2020
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Izuku Midoriya's life is one of boring mediocrity, a quirkless boy in a superpowered world. But, after a chance meeting with the hero Eraserhead sets him on a different path, Izuku must quickly adapt to his newfound and strange quirk: Arachno-Sensation. Having never met All Might or attended UA Academy, Izuku's drive for heroics sets him down the dangerous path of vigilante work.
An AU blending elements of Marvel comics with the BNHA Universe on top of a canon divergence where Izuku never met All Might, Izuku is in for a world of discoveries as he slowly takes on the title of the Spectacular Spider-Man.
Posts/Updates once a week.
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Poisoned Blood by The_Plauge_Dragon
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
23 Feb 2020
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Percy Jackson isn't just a demigod. Through a series of events, he has been bound by blood to a powerful monster...
(Title subject to potential change)
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BNHA Crackship Children by Drearee
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Feb 2020
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In the odd event a completely random pairing -or even a not so random pairing- has a child in a world of powers, heroes, and a very obvious caste system, there will always be idiots like me to braindump ideas and never go anywhere with them. So, i've got little to no common sense it seems, we're gonna do this!
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The flyer Keith had snagged was vague as hell. It really only read 'Alpha Wanted' with lodging, amenities, and a large pay out included, and then a phone number was given. Keith being desperate for money after weeks of scrapping by and not making ends meet after his various odd jobs had dried up, took to the ad without a second thought. And here he was, in the lobby of Teludav Companion Services waiting to be seen.
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Acts of Kindness and Being Free by YourTipicalGeek
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
23 Feb 2020
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Historia watched how Eren held the little girl in his arms, how he hugged her with all his strength. Whispering both chocked curses and soft reassurances.
And in this world, full of dry earth and stars, and with a giant and unending tree of light as a witness, the small girl hugged him back.
You didn't have to be Mikasa to notice the fact that Eren was being weird.
Well, weirder than usual, that is..."What are you doing?"
"Sunbathing."
"...What?"
"Don't be an asshole Jean."