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    Calliope's work as a reaper may not be pleasant, but it is a necessary task.

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    tommy doesnt want nor need a home..
    well at least thats what he believes

    he tends to just let people down,
    or they let him down?

     

    inspierd by the godly fanfic(s)
    three months of letters by IDONTWRITELEMONS
    https://archiveofourown.org/works/30044235/chapters/73983747
    (its rlly good go read)

    title from Solitary by gaurdin

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    dafter anny gomalez moved from laura he went to gorg not fund hkuse and fall in love eiyu him.but drem can't letbyhsi happeh... drem poisosj dany and then..... fish out!*;!!!

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    Sweetie: 'Babe, what's the best way to dispose of a body? Asking for a friend <3'

    Vincenzo, bless his heart, answers immediately.

    Darling: 'Hydrofluoric acid is great if you have it! Personally, i prefer drowning, but since there aren't any deep bodies of water near you it's pretty useless. Burying or burning is probably the easiest for you<3'

    ---

    This fic is literally just Cha Young and Vincenzo being evil masterminds together and separately.

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    One moment, he’s a normal kid, then a genius in theoretical radiation physics, a flirty spy, a man who believes all villains should be killed, or a crazed psychologist with a big hammer. All in all, Izuku Midoriya has far too many voices in his head trying to come to the surface.

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    C.H.A.O.S., the Collected Human Abstract Opinion System, the Creator, God, and all his other titles, sets a plan into motion for the immortal, powerful Percy Jackson must learn about the Wizarding World and travel back in time to kill Voldemort since Harry Potter failed to do so. He will get to pick 6 companions to help him on his mission.

    Dumbledore is still a manipulative bastard, but his plans are disturbed by Percy's arrival. Dumbledore is also incredibly horny all the time which is not helpful.

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    Iris cheats on Barry, and they divorce. 2 months later, Iris regrets her decision when she finds out half the women in the city and beyond are now pining for Barry. Not for Iris or WestAllen fans

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    The Acting Grandmaster, Jean, has (un)surprisingly overworked herself. Whilst the Acting Grandmaster is bedridden, the Knights of Favonius still has to operate, sick Acting Grandmasters or otherwise. As such, when dawn breaks the next day, Mondstadt finds itself "lead" by the one and only:
    PROVISIONAL ACTING GRANDMASTER KAEYA ALBERICH

    Also Titled:
    How Kaeya Alberich whacks the heads of useless Mondstadters as he tries to rein in the whole city together, featuring a useless Anemo Archon, Captain Pyro, and everyone's daily Paimonial needs.

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    Uchiha Obito survives the Kannabi bridge and goes on to adopt Naruto, Sasuke, Shisui and Itachi. Naruto, the resident prankster forges friendships with Chouji, Shikamaru, Kiba, and Shino to unleash hell on Konoha's residents and its enemies. When Haku joins Konoha, Naruto, Sasuke and Haku become a team of kekkei Genkai users led by their sensei Kakashi Hatake. The team goes through intense training with twists in every path of theirs. Will the genius team fall or will they succeed with their genius sensei?

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    ---Nico looked down at Will, and could practically see the wheels turning in his head. He was quite good at reading people when they were thinking hard.

    “Maybe the pay doesn’t have to be good, but the tip could be good?”

    “What the fuck are you talking about, Will?”

    “I was thinking, you have sort of feminine features right?”---

    In which Nico works at Femboy Hooters and nobody is allowed to laugh.

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    Kaeya should have just kept his mouth shut and shoved the matter aside.

    If he did, Zhongli would not have led him there.

    If he did, he wouldn't be in that situation at all.

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    Izuku Midoriya does not want to be a hero.
    And yes, he may take out a criminal a day, but those are because they decided to attack him. But he doesn't want to be a hero.
    And yes, he can assess and find a solution to any situation. But he doesn't want to be a hero.
    And yes, he was offered a quirk by the number 1 hero, but he doesn't want to be a hero

    So why the fuck did Nezu transfer him into the Hero Course not a week after he got into U.A
    And why the hell is All Might so proud of him all the time when he's never met the man before.
    And what the fuck is everyone thinking.
    He doesn't want to be a hero!!

    This fic now has a Discord!
    https://discord.gg/MGXAceUDUK

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    Hinata: ... I-

    Yamaguchi: why...

    Noya: is this their way of foreplay?

    Tanaka: I think foeplay fits more bro

    Sugar: nah its more like dirty talk i think...

    Akaashi: given the pretty setter squad chat.... I agree with all 3 statements?

    Bokuto: what goes on with you guys?

    Yahaba: do you want it chronologically

    Akaashi: based on chaotic-ness

    Sugar: sorted by time

    Spice: shortened or elongated version?

    Daichi: Oikawa which chat is more chaotic, setters or captains

    Spice: first of all, the ‘pretty‘ is mandatory

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    BabyGay:

    OMG

    Hyung it was 4 AM and Hobi and I were high as balls!

    When will you let us live that down 😭

    EldestGay:

    "Hey hyung? If Jungkook decided to spin me around on his dick, do you think he'd be able to mold me like a piece of fine pottery 🤔"

    "😮😮😮 Min, cum here. I wanna mold u into a pretty ✨vase✨ 🥺💜"

    (The Main Story)

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    1973 – the first wizarding war has been properly raging for just over six months and things are getting ugly. In a battle, Mad Eye Moody uses an unknown curse on the battlefield, hitting Bellatrix Le-Strange, the 22-year-old protégé of the Dark Lord, and Voldemort himself. Waking up in the gardens of Bellatrix’s house, they realise the effects of the curse: they have switched bodies. How can they fix this, without the rest of the world finding out?

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    When Sabine walks in on Marinette talking to Tikki and wants to know who she's talking to, the young hero panics and says the first thing that pops into her head—Why, she's talking to her imaginary friend of course! Ladybug tells Chat Noir the story for a laugh one night after patrol, expecting that to be the end of things, but when Adrien is caught talking to Plagg a few days later by Nathalie, he uses the same ridiculous excuse. When Sabine and Nathalie get to talking, they decide that Marinette and Adrien must be dating—what else could possibly be going on?—and things get...complicated.

    Filled with crack and angst and a dash or two of adorable awkwardness.

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    A short tale of Din using he/him pronouns, that scale to Din using they/them and she/her as well.

    (Or how Din discovered that he wasn't as cisgender as he though he was).

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    I'm trying to add every possible character possible

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    He’s an immortal with a penchant for blood - stained opportunity.

    He’s a wandering songster whose unusual tastes strike terror in his wake.

    He’s a renowned fighter trying to find something outside of the echoes of death.

    He’s a teenager trying to find something to call home.

    Their combination will shake the world.

    ~

    sleepy bois but it’s mafia, gods/goddesses, crack, and the purest form of shameless

     

    EDIT: We’ve got a discord for the devout among you

    https://discord.gg/fKcd7FyvPR

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    Johnny zawsze wiedział, że jego życie nigdy nie będzie proste i nieskomplikowane. Związanie się z V wcale nie zmieniło jego zdania.

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    16/?
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