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    Although supposedly evil, and like, several centuries old, she was incredibly dense. Denser than a pound cake. And that was pretty dense.

    evil queen!Miku/henchwoman!Gumi

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    It's one thing being a leader to heroes and another thing when it's your impulsive friends, Green learns that the hard way but at least he got help from the one person he did not expect.. Or an 8 chapter story showing Blue and Green being tired parent friends.

    HUGEEEE shoutout to ProbablyMittens for this idea and rambling with me on it :DDD

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    crackfic chatfic let’s goooo

    these crack me up, i took my own shot at it
    humor/fluff/angst maybe??
    they’re all idiots lmfao

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    Selina Kyle didn't die saving Damian Wayne's life. She's going to wish that she did - it would have made things so much more simple ...

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    This is a continuation of Falling is Fun.
    Midoriya was originally diagnosed quirkless, but they were wrong. Midoriya did in fact have a quirk, but considering it always took him away from danger, becoming a hero would be complicated. So instead he decided not to go to UA, to get a job, and do online school. But ofcourse the universe has a way of throwing a wrench in his plans.

    tldr: Midoriya has a quirk, but considering it keeps taking him away from danger. Things get interesting.

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    Harry Potter has died. Well, this Harry Potter has died. Due to a bargain struck by one Harry Potter many universes ago, the old god Death reincarnates each iteration into a new universe upon their death, into the body of the Harry Potter which lived in that universe. It's all rather cyclical and confusing he found.

    Most of the time, Harry Potter died too young; in some deaths they were but children, in others adults before their time, but he had yet to see an old Harry Potter. Until now, that is.

    ...

    This fic will play into some tropes, but I hope it addresses them from new angles.

    This is most definitely an AU, canon HP is many universes over, and one of many results.

    If it goes well I might have snippets of the other universes.

    Based on a prompt from reddit by u/Pratical_project298

    Rated Mature just so I can let loose, it's not really anything more than a Teen in this chapter.

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    Look, Aether needed another way to get cash and being a Vtuber seemed too good to be a choice.

    It's not like he'll get caught by his (definitely not hot) Boss or his (sorta but also equally hot) son, right?

    RIGHT??

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    Untitled.

    That is the name of his Ability. It sounds and looks cool and it would probably be helpful outside of combat if he were up for experimenting any time soon.

    Except he doesn’t belong in this world.

    And “he” is supposed to be a “she”.


    (On his first mission as a member of the Armed Detective Agency, Nakajima Atsushi experiences many things.

    He also has his first meeting with a world-renowned criminal.)

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    Fanart for the Flameborn multiverse, both our own art as well as art we have commissioned or received as gifts from others.

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    Rule 8: Just because Jadzia's hair conditioner makes a half-decent sealant, you cannot use it as a sealant when you've run out of the real stuff.

    Lots of cracky crack.

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    "Through Power I gain Victory."
    Failing that, the Alliance Commander was prepared to sacrifice herself in an attempt to stop the Superweapon from snuffing out all life - allies and enemies alike - on Iokath. What she wasn't prepared for (as if her uncharacteristically selfless, borderline suicidal plan couldn't backfire spectacularly, as if they weren't on a planet littered with astonishing technological feats) was ending up in stasis for an impossible amount of time.

    When the apex predators of two eras clash, who shall prevail - and at what cost?

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    Dream sees himself as the puppeteer god of the server. His rules -his games- will be followed, there is no debate.

    The play-pretend godling couldn’t be more wrong.

    ----
    Because I love the ‘Ranboo is a main character’ jokes way too much, here’s an AU in which the sbi (and Ranboo) are gods that are just pretending to go along with the conflicts of the server for fun.

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    Neither Bulma or Vegeta are happy in their marriage, so Bulma comes up with an idea that's stupid enough to work.

    (31/3/21 Now with art!)

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    WilburSoot removed Philza

    WilburSoot: better?

    Tommyinnit: better

    Tubbo: can we commit crimes now?

    Sapnap: a child after my own heart, i like it

    Dream: wilbur what have you started

    WilburSoot: something great, that's what i've started


    Aka, Wilbur creates a new group chat. Shenanigans occur

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    Izuku Midoriya has been on this earth 200 years too long in his opinion. Now faced with the fact that Nana's successor is teaching at UA while still keeping up his rivalry with his oldest friend he decides to take matters into his own hands. Good thing he's still got an active teaching licence.

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    Denki and Shinsou met at a young age, around the age of seven, during the Summer of 2011. The EraserMic family, Shota Aizawa, Hizashi Yamada, and Hitoshi Shinsou had gone on vacation to the United States of America, Hizashi’s birthplace, for the summer. Hizashi was born in a city that never sleeps, New York City. The family was taking a walk in Central Park when a rogue port a potty began running towards their seven-year-old son, not just any rogue porta potty, the Port A Potty Villain: Khara.

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    literally just a Pokemon AU. idk what else to tell you.

    can you tell that i'm bad at descriptions?

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    “Eh, don’t worry. I’m too awesome to die. Besides, there’s a person named Zer0 and I don’t think they’d let me die,” Gaige looked over for confirmation at the stiff assassin, before receiving a ‘∑d(°∀°d)’. “Yup, they won’t.”

    “What in the Subway ‘eat fresh’ fucking fuck? Uh, does that normally happen?” ‘lol’.

    Lilith groaned from where she laid, “Hey, I uh… should have some eridium around here. Grab it for me?”

    “Oh, we doin’ drugs right now?” Gaige mumbled. “I think I’ll have to pass y’know, my father wouldn’t approve.”

    ‘:0’. “Drugs are bad for you,” Zer0 nodded approvingly.

    “Exactly, thank you!”

    “For fucks sake! Just get the damn eridium please!”

    Gaige sniffed, “Gay panic is revoked. You yelled and I hate yelling.”

    Zer0 crossed their arms and stared down at the siren, ‘>:(’.

    Zer0 handed Lilith the drugs with only a bit of snark, watching as she shoved the radioactive monstrosity in her mouth. ‘0-o’.

    Basically, Zer0 adopts Gaige when they meet in Borderlands 2. Chaos ensues.

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    When the British contestant for this year's Eurovision Song Contest is suddenly out of the competition, it's left to four Americans and their Irish friend to take the microphone.

    Paige, their manager, has not packed nearly enough painkillers for the chaos this trip will cause.

    [Posting every day from the 16th to the 23rd of May.]

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    In the first five minutes of meeting Heisenberg, Ethan knew there was more than just a vengeful man surrounded by machines.

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