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    [19:31] Patty This is even sadder than the giant spider alien.

    [19:31] Stan

    [19:32] Eddie Rich just asked Siri if you can be in love with two people at once.

    [19:32] Bill Hahahahaha.

    [Can be read as a stand-alone]

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    “You’re dreaming again. And I need you to wake up, Steve.”

    Steve closes his eyes in a long blink, and sighs. “I’m awake now, Buck.”

    “About damn time,” he mutters.

    Bucky pulls him close and wraps his arms around Steve’s shoulders, and Steve can feel the tension and the relief warring with each other in how tightly Bucky clings. He slides his arms around Bucky to hold him just as tightly.

    “I’m sorry,” Steve whispers. “I’m sorry to make you worry, Buck.”

    “I’m not worried,” Bucky says, his voice harsh. “I’m fucking terrified. You’re going to walk off a cliff or wander out into the open to get squished like a bug.”

    (Or: Steve and Bucky wrestle with the prehistoric sandman.)

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    "So, what I'm getting with this is- You think this guy might be a Kryptonian?"

    "....."

    "Okay, half Kryptonian. Same as the girl?"

    "....."

    "You know Bats, it's actually kind of hard to understand brooding language. I'm not exactly fluent in it."

    "Hn."

    "Ah, there's the language I can understand. And here's another thing, this guy is half Kryptonian. But wHY IS HIS BLOOD GREEN?"

    "Either Martian half of his parentage or he's half a physical embodiment of the Lazarus waters. Maybe both. I'll need to test that."

    "......That's the craziest theory I have ever heard."

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    Tomura just wants to bowl, but the rest of the League wants to go to Waffle House.
    aka the gang going out for waffles at three am

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    Link to the group fic prompt!

     

     

     

    Have you ever wondered what would happen if your favorite GoT/ASOIAF characters met on a dating app?

    Are they there by choice or did some well intentioned but very misguided friend set up the profile for them in hopes for a much needed love match?

    Maybe your fav has never been able to find The One because every single date is The One? And they are sincerely working on that, honest, but can you fault them for falling head over heels with just about anyone when they just have so much love to give?

    Or maybe they are the traditional type, and trust no one more than a professional match maker to set them up with the potential love of their life for a couple of grand? Who cares if the match maker has obviously fake red hair, speaks with an unplaceable accent and finds your love by starring deep in her flames… erm.. fireplace? She’s a P 👏 R 👏 O 👏 F 👏 E 👏 S 👏 S 👏 I 👏 O 👏 N 👏 A 👏 L 👏

    So here we go! Come join us, guys! It's open to all, just please check out the link for like the two rules that apply!

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    What if Raku-chan and Koneko-chan hadn't come to rescue Hitoshi when Bokutachi kidnapped him?

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    The king is dead and a vacuum is left in his wake. The forces of Gryffindor rally behind a reluctant Harry Potter, while Slytherin march under the banner of Voldemort. Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw divide and follow who they think will profit them. Meanwhile, across the water, the old bloodline’s daughter is about to claim her birthright, if she can stop in her quest for unknown beasts long enough to do so. And on the border of Hogwarts, an old evil wakes up and wants its own stake in the game.

    GoT Harry Potter style- Looks into the lives of key players in the kingdom of Hogswartia during the struggle for power. Will anyone sit on the Iron Throne or will Luna melt it to free the trapped Wrackspurts?

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    Okay, I’m gonna try and tell y'all this story right.

    I'm bipolar. What am I supposed to think when I wake up in a medical bay on the Supremacy, and everyone thinks I’m incredibly strong with the Force? Like, either I am in the self-insert fanfiction of my dreams, or I’m having the best manic episode I’ve ever had in my life.

    Yeah. It didn't really work out like that.

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    Crack treated seriously.
    It started as a prank and then Nezu lets 1-A (Now 2-A) gets adopted.

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    One shots about fieldtrips, Flash getting his behind handed, and other thing with stony and spideypool sprinkled on it.

     

    Id advice to skip the first few chapters if you are reading it, cause they feel cringy to me now

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    A series of NSFW oneshots of whatever couples/polyam I feel like doing. Feel free to drop requests but there's no guarantee I'll do them.

    chapter 1; gabriel/raphael/aziraphale/uriel/michael
    chapter 2; gabriel/beelzebub
    chapter 3; hastur/ligur
    chapters 4-6; aziraphale/crowley
    chapter 7; michael/gabriel
    chapters 8-10; aziraphale/crowley

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    Genos realizes that Saitama hasn't treated himself to any "self-love" for as long as he's known him. Maybe the lack of sexual release is related to his power? (AKA the writer is in bad science hell and Genos is out of control)

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    Ringo: i gotta take a shit first tho
    Maccaccino: I mean like, I won’t stop you or personally shove the turd back
    Maccaccino: so by all means, go ahead

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    season 2 of "lil help from mah fRENDS".
    the groupchat still exists. the insects continue to be chaotic lil bastards. author is tired.

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    So this is a road trip comedy about a serial killer and a reporter going to bust into Area 51 because two piles of psychic goo told them too.

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    The Halliwell sisters run into an angry Native ghost. The ghost flirts. Crack.

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    The battle had been raging for a week. The messengers raced up to her panting and sweating.

    Seven days earlier...

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    Ignis is about to use the Ring of the Lucii, and Ardyn decides to put a stop to it by sending Ignis on a different journey -- one that takes him through a bunch of alternate worlds.

    # # #

    This is all because someone on the FFXV Creative Discord was writing about Ignis being thrown off a cliff, and someone else said “He'll be fine; he'll just land in someone's bed in a different fic”...

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    bibillionaire: do you need some money
    sunshinegirl: I already have a sugar mommy but thanks
    hotwing: big mood

    Or, in other words, Sara Lance creates a group chat that she definitely won't call justice league because that's stupid, Bruce, thank you very much, and shit only goes down from there. Sometimes literally when Lucifer is involved.

    Or, in other other words, the entirety of the DCU in a chatfic. With the MCU. And Good Omens.

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    116/?
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    It was a normal day for Harry. He woke up, made breakfast for his relatives, ate some leftovers, and went out to do the chores set for him. Then it all changed when he accidentally disturbed a snake in the grass.

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    In which Dio's sexy pin-ups don't exactly match the real thing.

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    1/?
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    9
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