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    A Villain Rehab AU. Literally that's it.

    Don't take this seriously.

     

    [Feel free to join my new discord server! Feel free to just chat n relax~]

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    873
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    137
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    Praying Mantises will come for you.

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    Izuku Midoriya wanted to be a Hero.

    He wanted to save the world and bring happiness to everyone, no matter what.

    ...And he still can, but it's not going to be as easy as he'd hoped.

    After all, not everyone is exactly comfortable with the idea of the Demon Lord trying to SAVE the world when he's the one that's supposed to be DESTROYING it in the first place.

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    8/?
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    It all started when when Dick decided to prank text Wally the lyrics of one peculiar song... it all goes downhill from here.

    Or, the really not original text fic no one asked for but you're getting anyway cause I'm trash.

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    Chapters:
    45/?
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    317
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    23
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    Peter Parker was just a friendly neighborhood Spiderteen, taking summer school classes and bashing trade paperbacks with his best friend. Two awkward alleyway encounters and one unfortunate falsehood later, he’s been shipped off to Montana to learn about things that go bump in the night from two of the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted Fugitives. Buffy/SPN/Avengers. Sync-verse.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/10
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    23
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    519
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    Mafialand regretted the day they let Vongola Ottavo meet the Sleeping King. Have they sacked the guy that agreed to it yet?

    (Where Kaneki Ken is the Sky Arcobaleno and his Elements try not to tremble during meal times. Somewhere, Sawada Tsunayoshi has to physically wrestle his Cloud in a sea of paperwork to stop him from getting himself eaten.)

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    “What the fuck is that.” Everyone ignores Jason’s question, which, fuckin’ fine, was mostly rhetorical in the sense that it’s really fuckin’ obvious what that is, just… “Why the hell does Ra’s al fuckin’ Ghul have a fuckin’ baby in his goddamn evil lair?”

    No one answers that one either, probably because Red Robin’s too busy silently panicking and staring down at the tiny human he’s cradling in his arms as gingerly as if it were a live grenade.

    *
    Collection of oneshots written for the Jaytim Week 2018 tumblr prompts. I don't have a tumblr but the prompts looked like fun, so... :D

    1. Magic // Sugar Daddy; 2. Time Travel // Heist; 3. Viking // Bare Skin; 4. College // Vegas Wedding; 5. FREE PROMPT DAY (Accidental Baby Acquisition // Clones); 6. Mafia // Bodyswap; 7. Alpha/Beta/Omega // Nightmares & Hallucinations; 8. Urban Fantasy // Blood Oath

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    Henry sait qu'il est un robot. Le hic, c'est qu'il ne sait pas vraiment comment il fonctionne dans son intégralité. Le Visiteur se propose d'aider ; après tout, c'est lui qui l'a rebooté pendant toutes ces années... Alors des fois, Raph les observe trifouiller dans les câbles du Docteur. Ça devient la routine, entre les missions.

    Et puis, surprise : Henry a un sex mode.

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    Français
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    Chapters:
    7/10
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    « Well, my original plan was to become an erotica writer. »
    Kakashi didn't expected much from his new life, maybe a peaceful life wouldn't be this bad. And then there was Gai.

    Not in a chronological order.

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    2/?
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    Shouto and Katsuki have the best fans. After receiving a very special package in the mail, they decide to make the best of it.

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    A collection of tiny (and somewhat long) fics about Dr. Bowman and HAL 9000

    (Do not think for a second that I am not ashamed of this)

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    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
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    1813
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    Ever wonder what would happen if, way back in the day, Mercer Frey was the local Guild boss in Windhelm? And he unwittingly got himself mixed up with the most wholesome sea captain e'er to grace the docks? And they liked to roleplay?

    Of course you didn't, but I wrote it for you anyway. Enjoy.

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    It's said that after one's life has come to an end, they go to a better place. Well, apparently, that's not really the case. A world torn by conflict. An ancient conspiracy looms over the horizon, threatening to end it all.

    And, most importantly, a bunch of shmucks try to save the universe.

    This... is the world of Irkalla. And these... are the stories of those who live there.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    I asked Elliot what would happen if a bunch of the Jeremy and Michaels from our other fics met. It was as confusing to write as I expected.

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    1/1
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    A reincarnation fic; in which Aqua end up banished as a Pillar (Wo)Man, Kazuma end up reincarnated as the third JoJo (replacing Jotaro), Darkness being a Hamon user (that creeps everyone with her antics), and Megumin is now the little sister of Yoshikage Kira (wait what?).

    A Crossover AU about Konosuba Gang's shenanigans in the JoJoverse! Hamon, Stands, and useless ex-Goddess Pillar Woman abound! Joseph Joestar must face the greatest threat to his sanity, that is Jozuma Kujo.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    Jerome kinda thinks that Oswald is just the most adorable thing he's ever seen, and he just wants to cuddle him like a penguin plushy. Oswald is just confused.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    11
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    2
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    51
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    When Masaki gets sick Minato takes it upon himself to take care of his coach, but when the fever turns out to be a result of a rut, not a sickness, things spiral far far out control. The consequences ripple out around them, changing not just them and their relationship but the people around them as well.

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    It was all Geri's fault.

    That was Leo's first thought when he found himself alone at Manchester City's parking lot, blinking dumbly at the place where the bus used to be. Where the bus that was supposed to take him and the team to the airport, and then back to Spain, used to be.

    Or,

    The one in which Leo gets left behind by the team bus, has to figure out a way to go back to Spain without the media noticing, and has to deal with the fact that he may be in love with his best friend.

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    28,315
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
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    188
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    20
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    3084
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    Before each Calamity, the Twelve would be reborn - to, at least, shepherd those people who could survive to a safe place. And then perish. That was to happen again - twelve were born, marks visible on their skin. However, due to Louisoix trying to invoke Althyk, alongside Ascian meddling, they did not die this time. But they did not awaken to their truth, either... until now.

    Drabbles set in an alternate Final Fantasy XIV. Each drabble notes around what period in the timeline it happens.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    6
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    "When the traitrous Fallen waged war with the Primes, gentle Solus Prime could not withstand the feud between her brothers. So she fled across the Rust Sea with a handful of refugees and founded the city of Polyhex, a haven where the people could live in peace. And so we have remained for eons, waiting for the day Cybertron becomes safe for us to return to. But now, we shall take action in securing the future of Polyhex.

    "Though Solus Prime resides now with Primus, one brave soul shall cross the Rust Sea and change the face of Polyhex as she one did. May the Creator Prime protect you Jazz as you seek to protect us all. May your pedes be swift yet sturdy, your glossa kind yet sharp, your processor clever yet earnest, and your spark good through every trial. Farewell and good luck."

    ~Lady Entropy, Chairfemme of the Polyhexian High Council, Head of the House of Instruments

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    63
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    99
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    810

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