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    Being a fugitive was not going to stop Steve from meeting with Tony to fix what happened between them. He just needed to avoid getting caught, which was a lot more complicated when New York was under attack. What Steve needed was a quick disguise so that he could help without being recognized...

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    When an unexpected malfunction in his hyperdrive leaves Lumis stranded in a time and place not his own, his quest to get home leads him to a few familiar faces and he finds that some grudges extend beyond even the boundaries of the universe

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    "You can't abandon me. You belong to me..."

     

    Or, the one where Gideon finally makes (an unwilling) Chris his.

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    "I swear to God if my soulmate is named Shazza I'm gonna kick the bucket!"
    OR, Wonwoo moves to Australia for his dad's work, and what he encounters there is far more terrifying than drop bears.

    [A bogan!soulmate AU; updates every Monday]

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    38/?
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    So here is the thing - one of the least know issues in the elemental countries is Rebirth Syndrome. That's when a perfectly normal person suddenly falls under the delusion they are an entirely different person reborn into an "anime". It's not usually a big problem - most function all right - but the ones that don't generally decide they're dreaming and kill themselves.

    And that's when Cleaners like Genkai step in to tidy away the problem... And that worked well until cursed Team 7 - Hatake Kakashi, Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke, and the demon brat Uzumaki all came down with it at the same time.

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    After the Triwizard Tournament, Harry Potter meets Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though. No shit.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Kiku is a wood nymph who accidentally got a job at a coffee shop. Albany is an alien who cram-studied Earth customs before visiting for a college course. What could go wrong?

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    20/?
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    5
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    What a surprise: Ryan and Shane get into an argument with each other.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    1/1
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    From his ex-boyfriend's car repair shop in Brooklyn over to a billionaire's posh estate in Gotham City, Tony Stark had never assumed his life would take such a 180° turn. Then again, neither had Bruce Wayne and his boys.

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    45/?
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    Hyukjae received too much love.

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    Kylo Ren has a problem. He's 30 years old with a body and dick to die for (shame about the face and ears), armed with a keen understanding of women garnered from Cosmo, GQ, and any advice column he can get his hands on. In his fantasies he's the greatest lover of women since...ever. Too bad he's an awkward virgin.

    Rey has a problem too. Condemned to spend her last summer before college with her grandparents in boring suburbia, she's looking for something (or someone) to do. Her grandparents' next door neighbor Kylo Ren might just be it. He won't know what hit him...

    (An RP fic between the authors.)

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    7/?
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    Yagi is looking out for Inko's, his friend, son while she goes to retrieve her husband from America. Before she leaves the whole neighborhood has a little party and they set up a "Dadbook" page so he can get to know the neighbors better. Will any of these friendships bloom into something else?

    (I want this to be a bit interactive so please leave a comment about who you want to see Yagi date~)

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    7/?
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    Clifford DeVoe ran the numbers, examined the scenarios, weighed each possible outcome until he was satisfied and assured of victory.

    Cats don't care about probability.

    Iris West-Allen watches the trial unfold, trying to believe in the impossible, and the impossible appears.

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    There are moments so artistically perfect that time seems to stop, and one of them is the moment where Will Graham drops to the ground, the dark spray of his blood describing a perfect parabola in the air. There is so much beauty in the scene that it gives Hannibal pause: the perfect clarity of the sky, the reaching fingers of the tree branches, the slow arc of Will’s body as he falls.
    It is a scene completely unbalanced by the neon ugliness of the Rangers.

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    8/?
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    “What the fuck?” Steve curls into himself, hands coming up to clutch at his chest, feeling wet and hot and sticky.

    Woah,” Bucky gasps, eyes round as he stares down at his fingers. “Is this… Is this milk?”

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    Kay and Jay have to go undercover. As drag queens.

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    Prompto Argentum is the reincarnation of the pretty soldier in a sailor suit, Sailor Moon!

    A crackfic AU.

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    It's Giovanni's last year of high school, and he's bored as fuck. Like, the kind of bored where you kind of want to kill someone just because wouldn't that be interesting? Seriously, who the fuck decided to cram teenagers in a room for like an hour and a half every day and talk about how the precise angle of shakespeare's fucking dick? Anyways. He's bored, and has like three friends, so he decides, hey, i'll start a club! It ends up being simultaneously the best and worst decision of his life.

    Also, he falls fuck deep in love with one of his club members, so that's certainly an important detail.

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    2/?
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    Boey claims that flour tastes good. Mae thinks he's bluffing.

    Obviously, the logical solution is to switch bodies. That way, Mae can taste the flour with Boey's taste buds.

    Really, what could go wrong?

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    Lu Han is finally meeting Minseok's parents instead of going to China for a weekend for promotions with EXO-M, and things are going great. Until Minseok's Dad gets home.

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    Chapters:
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    4
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    9
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