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    “Dad, I don’t like Mr Thanos. He’s an alien.” Peter insisted.

    “He’s not an alien.” Tony sighed, turning the car into the road leading to Little Heroes Kindergarten. “I know what you’re trying to say, but you can’t keep shouting things like that in public, especially in this political climate-”

     AU where Thanos is Peter's kindergarten teacher.

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    3/3
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    Dabi blinked and held back the urge he had to end this kid here and now. Shigaraki definitely wouldn't be too happy about that, and the last thing he needed was his sensei on his ass about this.

    He grimaced slightly.

    “Listen,” he said, exhaustion slipping into his tone. “You've got a quirk that's destined for big things. Why would you want to waste it on these idiots?”

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    1/?
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    Ben’s hair is just so nice, and soft.

    Rey really wants to know how he keeps it that way.

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    1/1
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    From his ex-boyfriend's car repair shop in Brooklyn over to a billionaire's posh estate in Gotham City, Tony Stark had never assumed his life would take such a 180° turn. Then again, neither had Bruce Wayne and his boys.

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    84/90
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    203
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    Even perfectly normal days, Katsuki realises, can become a complete and utter hell when his shitty class is involved.

    /OR/ The one where Bakugou Katsuki sneezes like a kitten, and Class 1-A will do anything to hear it again.

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    1/1
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    9
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    A month after Jim and Claire leave Arcadia, Toby has teamed up with the Creepslayerz to defend the town. Of course, keeping in touch with the others shouldn't be that hard. They have phones, after all.

    OR a trollhunters/creepslayerz texting fic

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    1,331
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    4/?
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    7
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    21
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    2
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    Inoichi’s decision to adopt the boy was a spur of the moment thing, but he stood by it, and he could not be prouder of both his children, even if they lived to give him grey hair.

    Or, how a Yamanaka-trained Naruto went and cheerfully dismantled the last shreds of Sasuke’s self-image because conventional therapy obviously wasn’t working well enough, and then proved that even the best minds could be entirely dumb when it came to romance.

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    29/30
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    1739
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    609
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    27476
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    After deciding that he needs a break, Karma takes Kyoya's advice and switches schools. So here he is, attending Ouran Academy like the pretentious fuck that he is. But at least this time he has Nagisa, Kayano, and Kyoya by his side. Now he just has to deal with... the Host Club.

    And holy shit, what the fuck is Asano doing here?

    Series
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    3/?
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    12
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    History can change on a knife-edge, especially when gods get involved. When Ulfric Stormcloak goes drinking with immortals, the consequences change everything, both for him and the Reachman warlord whose city he's besieging. AU of the Markarth Incident, Madanach/Ulfric

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    9/?
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    84
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    13
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    1345
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    Hunk is in charge for the day and decides to put his friends to work! As you can expect it probably doesn't go as planned.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    1/1
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    For a guy, Eddie Kaspbrak is pretty short. And you know what? There's nothing wrong with that. Richie is just joking, really!

    Oneshot/drabble

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    1/1
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    Laying eggs is hard when you’re almost entirely mammal, but that’s what modern medicine was invented for.

    Or: almost nine months ago, Rey unexpectedly put an egg in Ben. Today they get to celebrate it having successfully come out - if Ben can stay awake long enough.

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    “...But I haven’t even had sex with anyone! Who could be the mother?”

    “Oh my god,” Natasha said quietly.

    “Tony, I’m going to put this very lightly,” Steve said, and a strong, foreboding feeling overcame Tony, because if there was one thing Steve wasn’t, it was subtl- “You’re the mother.”

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    A misguided attempt at a gift from a powerful cosmic being gets Tony pregnant, but strangely enough he doesn't mind that much.

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    7/?
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    Alfred just wants to fucking sleep, but he is totally convinced that his neighbor, Ivan, is a morning demon spawned from the very pits of Hell. He can tell by the lawnmower. Like, c'mon. It's sooooo obvious.

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    6/?
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    104
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    14
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    1065
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    After a fiery accident, newly redeemed Ben Organa Solo ends up in the Resistance's infirmary. He's mostly unharmed, except for the loss of something very critical.

    He may never be the same.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Katakuri of the Charlotte Pirates is arranged to be married to a princess of the Green Tea Kingdom. But what's this? Their Green Tea partners are a Kingdom of Dwarves! Follow Katakuri through his care free married life with an oblivious but adorable wife! How will he keep his secrets?! His privacy!? His sanity! Curse this marriage of pure convenience!

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    1/?
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    Kogayne: You know why I'm so similar to Hamilton?
    Shirogone: No.
    Kogayne: I'm a bastard, orphan, son of a whore.
    Lancelot: And an asshole.
    Hunker: A friend of the group, but not so much the individual.
    Allurk: An immigrant.
    Pidgeon: Someday you're going to die because you pissed off your friend and he shot you?
    AShaymed: You are in charge of the care of a large sum of money.
    Lancelot: Surprise, surprise. Keith actually has money in his bank account. You couldn't tell by his shitty apartment.
    Kogayne: I came here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.
    Kogayne: This is homophobia.

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    78/?
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    393
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    “Ok. Fuck. Here’s the plan.” Barnes casually stood up and leaned over to wrap an arm around Loki, careful to keep his back to those voices.

    “What are you---” Loki looked at Barnes in confusion, and pressed back a little, pushing him away.

    “You can illusion yourself, right? You should do that. And then I’ll throw you at them as a distraction.” Barnes tugged Loki closer and fought down the panic that clawed up his back.

    What?! No! No, I do not like this plan. I object. Strenuously,” Loki babbled at him, and put a little more effort into shoving Barnes away.

    Steve was right behind them. Right there. Within reach.

    Barnes couldn’t deal with that.

    Could.

    Not.

    “It’s a great plan. Guaranteed to work. They won’t know it’s you, and I’ll be gone by the time they look up.” With his left arm secure in its grip on Loki’s shoulder, Barnes grabbed Loki’s belt with his right. “Better get ready.”

    “Barnes. Barnes!

     

    --

    Or, where Loki is an absolute troll for the Powers of Mostly-Sometimes-Good, Bucky is having the worst century ever, and everything still manages to turn out mostly okay.

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    Normally when Captain America broods it isn't a great thing... This time it is very much a good thing.

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    1/?
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    Keith had a weird dream and decides to share it with Lance.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    English
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    76
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
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    93

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