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    “I have Alexandria’s Genesis.”

    Unfortunately for everyone involved, it seemed Tim’s first real experience with acting under pressure, like all neglected children with a wifi connection, was lying on the internet.

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    Due to a rouge magician turned plot device, Tim's eyes turn purple. He deals with this in quite possibly the worst way imaginable.

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    An Au I dreamt about where Giorno is as horny as his father and went on to fuck almost all the men in Vento Aureo.

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    16/?
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    Izuku and Katsuki are both popular fanfiction writers on Ao3. As part of a challenge, the two decide to collaborate for the NyaNa Might Author-Beta Challenge with Izuku as the main writer and Katsuki as a beta.

    What happens next is explosive, but really didn't you already expect it with these two in the mix?

    (Updates Every Saturday!)

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    After the stunning success of his convoluted Goblet of Fire plan to regain his body, Voldemort has come up with an even more amazing plot. What better place to publicly declare his return to power - and kill Harry Potter in full view of everyone - than at the London Season where Harry is being presented?

    And who will be his man on the inside to make sure it all goes smoothly this time around? Why, his most loyal spy - his only follower who knows what it's like to be presented from a Muggle background - Severus Snape.

    Or: Instead of Occlumency lessons, Snape gives Harry etiquette lessons in OotP. To say that neither of them is pleased is an understatement.

    Written for the Bring Back the Bastard Fest 2021 and inspired by this Tumblr discussion. (Read it; it's hilarious.)

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    Akaashi hates Halloween. Hates it with a passion. But maybe this year something will change his mind.

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    “The galaxy is saved not by a Chosen One…but by Chancellor Palpatine hating paperwork.”

    AKA, Fox gets a(n unasked-for and much hated) promotion, and the universe comes out all the better for it.

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    Inter Dimensional space travel is hard, its even harder when your counterpart from said world is a Villain.

     

    All of the Midoriya Izuku's from the "For The Want of a Nail" series (by myheadinthecoudsnotcomingdown) and their partner in crime get teleported to the universe of Mastermind, and just to add to their bad luck, they got teleported to the mall of that universe, and find their Mastermind universe version of themselves, only to see he is holding Uraraka Ochako with a knife to her throat. After they take their villain counterpart, things start to go down hill.

     

    FtWoaN bois and their partner unwillingly go to MM's universe, they get arrested, chaos ensues.

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    After a mishap with a spill, [Name] becomes coworkers with a certain half Russian demon. Will they be able to tolerate each other in and outside work? Will they get into wacky shenanigans? Will they fall for one another? Idk, no one does. [This is a crack fic, one must expect the unexpected]
    Expect to see lots of typos and errors.
    [I wrote this on Quotev and decided to post it here too]

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    6/?
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    "Formulae-based magic was nice too. When I wasn’t being shot at. It was nice. Fun, even. And just when things were finally looking up… honestly, I wouldn’t have minded staying like that."

    That was the last thought Tanya had in her second world.

    Confirmed. Unique Skill: Formulaic Casting successfully acquired. Notice: Current body of Tanya von Degurechaff exhibits traits of physical, mental, and spiritual damage. Constructing body without damage… cleansing detected mental corruption… preserving soul and memories…

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    “What’s your name?”

    “Why do you wanna know?” Izuku met the hero's glare and sighed. Fine if he wanted to do it that way. “It’s Akatani, but not like you’ll find me in the database anyway,”

    “Because it’s a fake name and you’re trying to pull my nose?” Izuku smiled, shaking his head, catching a glint of something blue. Ah finally.

    “No,” He leaned back trying to straighten himself in the capture tape. “Because I’m dead,” He laughed as blue fire separated them and the moment it died down Izuku was running down another alley as far as he could from the hero.

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    Kotone's second life has been going pretty good so far. Granted she's only four years in, and it was really, really weird when she figured out what was going on. Aside from a minor existential crisis, everything was great! Sure her house may be on the small side and she may live in the middle of the woods with her mom. With no wifi and strange sparse versions of modern comforts. She was reborn somewhere else! Of course things are a bit different! And yeah she misses her first family, her mom and siblings. And her new mom hasn't had the best of health. But! Kotone has always loved forests and is enjoying this new life of peace and quiet.

    Everything was still great (sort of) right up until she was in front of the gates to the Hidden Leaf Village.

    Ah. She was in Naruto, wasn't she?
    Lovely.

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    You already know how this will end, but are you ready for the journey? Are you ready for the edgy, adult reboot nobody asked for? Are you ready for a crack ship to break your heart? Buckle in, bucko.

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    There were no treatises written on how to care for the cloned son of your not quite ex-husband with whom you shared a few thousand years worth of ethnic tension and a particularly nasty breakup.

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    Jango Fett may not have been ethically sound or reliable outside of a paid job, but he was careful with his paperwork.

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    The King is dead. The journey home is long, the way difficult and full of dangers for the stranded army of the crown. Two young queens find themselves forced to work together, or allow the Seven Kingdoms to falter under their new rule.

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    They don't do any bird watching.

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    Parker and Hardison convince Eliot to not only go to his High School reunion, but to take them with him as well.
    Eliot's suddenly return to town creates quite a stir with rumors and looks going around, which are not helped by Parker and Hardison's stories. There are theories and observations

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    This is just a thing she tries. Because what the hell, right? Maybe it’ll work, maybe she’s just desperate to pass the time between failed experiments. There’s no reason for this to work, necessarily. It’s just that it seems like the kind of thing that would work on him. When you fix stuff with scrap, sometimes “fuck it, what about this?” is the method that yields results.

     

     

    Rey is trying to fix her world with nothing but scrap. So, fuck it. What about this?

     

    Or, a crack fic based on a tweet.

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    Kanade teaches his sister to count in the bathtub.

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    How could I refuse blessing you all with some neck slice themed Ghostober prompt fills? Enjoy! Context for this concept: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33554161/chapters/83373700 - I recommend you read this first

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    literally the title but it gets even better as it goes on

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    4/?
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