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    Being a fugitive was not going to stop Steve from meeting with Tony to fix what happened between them. He just needed to avoid getting caught, which was a lot more complicated when New York was under attack. What Steve needed was a quick disguise so that he could help without being recognized...

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    His T-shirt was hanging in tatters and even his pants were badly ripped from the trip through the glass window and the spider’s attack. It was a spot of good luck that he had crashed into some sort of costume shop then, Steve realized as he looked around. There were all kinds of clothing everywhere, mainly black and in some sort of fake leather.

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    Kim Taehyung just wants to feel a little reciprocated love, but he gets way more than he bargained for.


    And he may or may not have just sent a picture of his dick to a random stranger, but either way: he sees good in the situation.

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    1/?
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    Seeking to humiliate Inuyasha, it is Sesshomaru who finds himself captured.

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    Before he started living with Jean Valjean, Javert believed he would live his life alone, as the Law dictated … until his wedding day.

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    Everybody's favorite boys find a possible case in the Kisatchie National Forest. 26 people have gone missing within the span of a month with nothing connecting them. Along the way, they meet some possible allies and some friendly (and extremely cursed, not literally, but like...they're obviously cursed) animals.

    or: if the spn writers wont square up and fist fight me in a denny's parking lot i will take matters into my own hands with a dollop of shitty humor and no angst allowed

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    Even veteran lawyers experience the pangs of jealousy at times, finding competition in the most unlikely of places. Unfortunately for both Phoenix and Miles, the suspects are everywhere, and after many repeated offenses, no one seems safe anymore.

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    Baby Flash has been missing for a week, and the Rogues are definitely noticing. They're -not- worrying. (They are.)

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    1/1
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    2
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    He had no idea who he was or where he was; he just knew something was both wrong and yet familiar with the situation.

     

    Literally a fic where I thought "HEY WHAT IF ROBIN WAS NILES AND VICE VERSA" and this just kind of happened

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    A bunch of stories revolving around a rather peculiar Order of Heroes. From the always drunk summoner to the weird shenanigans with the multiple copies of heroes.

    Gonna use this as a dumping ground for all the drabbles. Maybe I'll give a proper story to the cool ones.
    First ones might be nsfw-ish

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    17/?
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    Bakugou’s friends think it is a hilarious idea to hire a stripper to give him a lap dance for his birthday. Unfortunately, the guy sucks at his job. Bakugou decides to be a good samaritan and give him a lesson.

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    Inoichi’s decision to adopt the boy was a spur of the moment thing, but he stood by it, and he could not be prouder of both his children, even if they lived to give him grey hair.

    Or, how a Yamanaka-trained Naruto went and cheerfully dismantled the last shreds of Sasuke’s self-image because conventional therapy obviously wasn’t working well enough, and then proved that even the best minds could be entirely dumb when it came to romance.

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    Barba considered himself to be a good lover.

    He was attentive; taking pride in remembering birthdays, favorites, and small little quirks that just made him love the person more.

    So when Sonny Carisi came crashing into his world he quickly fell into enjoying all his odd mannerisms. He knew that a relationship with him was going to be an interesting one, just from work rapport alone. He expected to be enthralled, he didn’t expect to fall in love so quickly.

    He also didn’t expect to discover that he was werewolf either.

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    When Harry Potter dies on his death bed surrounded by the ones he loved, he dies a peaceful death -- one that he finds to have no regrets with. However, when he finds himself to open his eyes again to a white room he discovers that his life was but a tutorial in Death's little game of life, where Harry was player one, and his good ol' sociopathic friend Tom was player two. And there, death decides that his master should play a new save file of sorts, thrusting Harry into a new life, one with more background than his past life... and this time, Harry has a bit of help knowing how this game works, GUI and all.

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    "I don't want this anymore..."

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    (In honor of April 20th when bfu supernatural comes back on for season 4! And unrelated but support the school walk out that happens the same day <3 ) Shane and Ryan have some...good times ;)

    Oneshot/drabble

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    1/1
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    “If this is about making a galactic statement about stability, then by all means, let her make a galactic statement about stability. Tell her if a marriage is what she wants, Poe Dameron’s hand is the only one I’ll even consider accepting.”

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    “Listen: The last guy I helped save the world was this sexless, fumbling twink that didn’t know what his dick was for and kept yelling at everything he couldn’t understand”, snipped Navi. “It took me one thousand years to sleep off the fucking migraine, so anywhere we go from there is an upgrade.”
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    Some plot bunnies should just be beaten to death with a shovel. I’m not that cruel, so they all end up frolicking in this crackfic, along with jokes so mediocre that you can feel your mind shutting down brain cells in self-defence. Come for Link’s internal ravings, Wolf-Link’s exasperation, Navi’s blunt sassiness, Sidon’s glorious ass, Bazz’s poorly repressed sexuality and a whole lot of soul-numbing crack. Stay for the cracking of my voice, begging you not to go as you try to escape through the window. Chapters are short and painful, like Navi.
    WILL TRY TAKING REQUESTS/PROMPTS FOR THIS FIC! Comment or send an ask to my Tumblr.
    new chapter: Navi takes No Shit

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    Mike celebrates Father's Day with his dad™

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Dean Winchester finally works up the nerve to ask Cas out, but when the time comes, it turns out that Cas just really needs some time to think.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    taetea: hes just so goddamn beautiful
    Worldwide Handsome™: whomst
    taetea: the sexy boy from my singing class??
    musclebunny: ah, yes, the Official Tae Bae
    taetea: u know thats not a bad thing to call him until I actually speak to him
    musclebunny: when are you planning to do that?
    taetea: uhm, never?

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    Armitage Hux was one of the most up and coming lingerie designers in the fashion world. Estranged from his military family, he had decided to pursue a success he could call his own. His discerning eye and impeccable taste made him uniquely skilled to craft that which he found truly beautiful. And what he found beautiful was made of intricate lace and fine silk.
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    Rey took a deep breath. She had officially gone off the deep end. What had started out as curiosity somehow ended up being hours of research on the sugar baby lifestyle. It seemed too good to be true but after watching dozens of videos on YouTube and scrolling through various sites, she found herself downloading an app she'd read about. She could do this, she told herself, armed with the sage advice of the internet.
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    He was lonely. She was broke. It started out as an arrangement. It became more complicated when she turned out to be the new hire at the label he worked for.

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    98
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    10
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