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    In which Dio's sexy pin-ups don't exactly match the real thing.

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    When the occasion arises, the tentacles prove themselves to be as protective of Alec as he is of them.

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    For the prompt: Protective tentacles

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    While exploring the cosmos, Sleeper comes across a monstrous creature heading straight towards Earth, the home of their beloved parents.

    Remembering a face from their parents' nightmares, they quickly hatch an easy scheme to keep Eddie and the Venom Symbiote safe:

    1) Find Carnage.

    2) Make Carnage fight the space demon by any means necessary.

    3) Be sure he dies in the process.

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    Rey is starting a new job as a server in a restaurant while she attends college nearby. Ben and his fiancée Alyx work there too, and they quickly become the best of friends, breaking up the usual monotony of their boring life living in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do.

    Ben starts to fall for his best friend, but by the time he realizes, it may already be too late.

    This isn’t your typical Reylo fic. It isn’t going to be ERMAGERD BEN LUVS REY AND DEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

    This is based on a true story woven from personal experience, and much like life, things don’t always go as planned.

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    Jade Sunrider arrives at Balamb Garden in search of her lost twin brother...
    Shayla Flamedancer transfers to Balamb Garden in hopes of a fresh new start...
    Vincent Valentine is trying to come to terms with who and what he is...
    Zell Dincht just wants a freaking hotdog!

    What happens when these forces come together?

    Welcome to 'As the Garden Turns'
    A story of love, pain, and hotdogs

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    What it says on the tin: A place to dump my crack stories about the husbands living in a pokemon world.

    A series of one-shots/stories in the lives of Master Coordinator Crowley and Researcher-reluctantly-turned-Gym Leader Aziraphale.

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    Sometimes you find what you need when you're least looking for it.

    Sometimes what you need mounts an organized raid on your ship armed with mythological creatures, throws you in prison for a while and is very bad at catching the hints that you'd be very into a hate-sex session with him.

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    An amnesiac girl who only recalls the stories she learned via Chaldea arrives in a world where summoning works a little differently. Soon she has a fortress on the edge of collapse, an "unusual" mana recharge system and an increasingly troubling (and downright dangerous) collection of Servants, along with a metaphysical mystery and her own survival to sort out.

    Updating near-daily throughout July (and weekly post-July). Servant suggestions welcome.

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    Woody and Buzz have always had a flame going- and here's just a few things writers "BluBird513" and "MissC3PO" have thrown together.

    Lot's of Toys and Fluff

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    5/?
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    Shang Qinghua has been the poor put-upon journalist intern for ages, and has been dealt plenty of shitty hands from the Hand of God/Editor in Chief/anyone that manages to graduate from internship. Even he is surprised when he gets told to go cross country to get an impossible interview with an intimidating world class athlete.

    Slow burn, morosexual!MBJ, only one of them realizes they're dating, rating will probs go up. SQH has two brain cells and they both wanna fuck MBJ instead of doing any work. Side Binghe/SY, side one-sided SY!harem. The secondhand embarrassment will be exceptionally strong. You have been warned.

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    7/?
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    Sprawled on his bed, Bucky is holding what looks very much like an ice pack to his crotch.

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    Karma Akabane has been missing for months, shortly after Korosensei was killed, and all of E-class' former students are on high alert. This grinds to a halt when Nagisa finally finds Karma after so much searching - except half of his hair is white, there are scars that weren't there before, and he doesn't seem to recognize himself, much less his former classmates.

    Shouto has no idea who these random people calling him Karma are. Seriously, he doesn't. Just like he has no idea how he can fight like a pro assassin, or why the name Karma is so familiar to him.

    He has a feeling he's about to find out, whether he wants to or not.

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    Peter and MJ are just settling into their post-college lives when Peter is hit by an ancient, little-known curse that makes them swap bodies. With no way of immediately swapping back, they have no choice but to let the curse run its course, testing their relationship and learning new things about each other along the way.

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    6/?
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    19
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    The son of Lady Hecate, Heir Hadrian Potter-Peverell-Black is born the true Master-of-Death. Among the powers that he has been granted, other than immortality and immunity to permanent death, is the ability to travel through time. Thankfully he always retains his magic and abilities as well as all his knowledge, memories and skills gained. As Hadrian is being raised in three vastly different time periods and magical home environments he has a very unique perspective of magic, muggles, and their joint history. Now, what is this about him being the Light’s savior?

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    50
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    A.K.A. The everyone wants Tony fic.

     

    Alternatively, Bucky keeps running into scenarios where various people - including the King of Wakanda and even his best friend - seem to want nothing more than to woo Tony Stark into their beds, for either forever or a wild night.

     

    It's really a whole bunch of misunderstandings, Tony tries to argue. Until they're not.

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    14/?
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    The thirty-one day challenge where I have to write a minific every day but they're my own prompts ;)

    I promise it's really good. Mostly it's crack but, more often than not, it's. Really soft.

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    Despite what most people and people-shaped beings around the universe might assume, Lucifer was the last person to want to bring Armageddon about.
     

    Or, in other words, Lucifer has no idea he has a son until said son summons him to the Tadfield Air Base, Crowley and Aziraphale have no idea that Lucifer doesn't actually want the world to end, and God is starting to be tired of their mutual pining.

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    "Where is she?"
    "Sir, I don't know, we still have a stable transmission but it's like theres nothing at the end of it."
    "How is that even possible?"
    "Simply put sir, it's not. We don't have an explanation, she's just... gone."
    "Dear lord. Someone contact the Director and Agent Smith. We've lost contact with Agent Tyler."

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    Marti looks down at himself.

    Long, lean pianist fingers that are not his at all. He's swimming in his blue t-shirt, suddenly a lot slimmer. He puts his hands in his hair and it's weird because the feeling is familiar, but the angle is wrong. He touches his face, the long line of his nose, his jaw and prominent cheekbones.

    “What the fuck?” he whispers, looking up again, and his own voice startles him with how deep it is. “I'm you!”

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    All Brock wanted to do was to do his job. That's it. It's not like he's trying to topple SHIELD or something. He doesn't need the audience. He doesn't need the distraction. He just needs people to leave him the fuck alone, thank you.

    Bucky Barnes has other ideas.

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    1/1
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    1
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    6
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