12 Works in Aziraphale Has a Large Penis (Good Omens)

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    Crowley catches glimpses of Aziraphale’s giant cock throughout history and wanks himself silly in between.

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    Crowley admits that sometimes he's liable to half-baked ideas which inevitably and regretfully backfire.

    This is one of them.

    MIND THE TAGS.

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    1/1
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    After a mishap with a client, Crowley finds himself booking in at his local emergency department. His bitchy angel of a nurse takes good care of him, making Crowley regret that he can't really just leave his number.
    Perhaps the universe has other plans for his love life?

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    Collection of my Monster Fucker Bingo 2021 Entries

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    5/?
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    2
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    40
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    Aziraphale is a Navigator in a war that expands vicious. He will find that the best comfort is sometimes in the most unexpected place.

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    43
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    3
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    Anthony James Crowley's always been good-looking. When you're gay and in your twenties and a poor uni student in London, you may as well exploit that fact, right? And if you can get paid really good money to get shagged and rich older men shower you with presents, then, well... what's the downside? It's just a bit of fun... until it isn't, and you end up finding yourself falling for one of your clients.

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    I already know a little bit about you, Anthony,” A.F. confessed, speaking slowly, playfully down the phone. “You came recommended."

    "Oh really? How flattering. Something about what you heard made me tempt you, hmmm?"

    "Well, it made me curious. I like to browse before I buy. Are you a natural redhead?"

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    4/?
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    Thirsty Redhead Gets Railed By Blond Masseur

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    Anthony knocks softly at the large ornate wooden door. It’s the first time he’s been called to Professor Cortese’s office hours, but he’s expected this would happen sooner or later. He’s been missing too many classes lately, falling behind in his essay work. It’s tough, at his age, to be back in school again. Stuck amongst all these youngsters that don’t have any jobs or real life experiences to keep them distracted and make things difficult.

    But Professor Cortese is a professional, surely he’ll understand.
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    Crowley and Aziraphale try a little roleplay.

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    Aziraphale Fell is a Rugby player past his physical peak.
    his aches and pains are getting harder to work around.

    but a sports physio is about to change his life entirely.

     

    My first human AU.

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    Chapters:
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    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    967
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    406
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    68
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    “Don’t be coy now, darling,” Aziraphale growls through his teeth as he bites down on Crowley’s earlobe and pulls. “Taking me to the A & B, you know what the gents get up to there. And to that lovely cinematographic show, at the Scala of all places. Your hand was so tempting there in the dark…” Aziraphale whispers as he slides his fingers between Crowley’s, pinning his hand to the desk. “…was all I could do to keep from reaching for it. For these elegant fingers.”

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    Crowley takes Aziraphale out for a night on the town in the 1970s, Aziraphale shows his appreciation.

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    In which Crowley divulges a fantasy and Aziraphale, as always, lovingly fulfills it.

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    1/1
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    2
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    59
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    391
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    Aziraphale and Crowley go see some Shakespeare, but the angel finds it a little wanting...

    Language:
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    1,184
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1287

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