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Deans Do Come True (Six Degrees of Dean x You) by DeansDirtyPiehole
Fandoms: Supernatural
22 Feb 2019
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You really wish Dean Winchester, your one true love, could fuck you hard in every hole at once.
Sadly, he can't. But six versions of him can. And that's a wish this magic pearl can grant. Maybe an angel, a demon, and four different versions of Dean as a human? Yeah, they can gang up on their dirty slut all at once. Give you just what you want.
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"Look, I’m not gonna screw over the whole damn world order, okay?" you say. "I don't want this version of reality to last for too long. So it won't. I just want to get fucked by all of you in every hole."
"In case you didn't notice, beautiful..." the one with the thigh holster says, gesturing at all six incarnations of himself, "you don't even have this many holes."
The demon chimes in. "Oh, we can get creative. Or cut new ones. If she wants."
The 'real' Dean has had enough. "God, just fucking stop!"
"God's not here right now," the archangel declares. "There are no rules. Not in this world. Just dreams coming true. Her darkest, dirtiest, deepest desires."
Then he starts coming toward you. "So why don't you tell us all, sweet baby girl. In deliciously... exquisitely... explicit detail."
Oh holy fuck.
"What do you want?"
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Your relationship with the Valeska twins was one of great complexity littered with moments of confusion, aspects of misguided trust, and interwoven tidbits of love over the years. Jeremiah and Jerome Valeska were your firsts for many things, and it was strange to think that it all began with a broken wrist.
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- English
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- 11,126
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- 5/?
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Collar Full of Chemistry by 2bestfriends
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Feb 2019
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Steve is very rich and desperate to feel in control of his life again after a recent divorce has left him feeling bitter and lonely. When he keeps crossing paths with a disaster twenty-something, an unconventional solution presents itself. Steve's always been one for following his instincts.
Bucky is very broke and can't seem to catch a break, especially after some asshole fires him for one fucking mistake. So of course, it follows that he should sign a contract agreeing to do everything and anything that same asshole wants for a whole year in exchange for a payout that could finally change his life for the better.
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AKA the idfic that basically contains an entire kink bingo card and involves Steve and Bucky in some heavy, mutual dumbass pining. We'll be posting chapters (and adding relevant tags) as we edit, but the fic is already written. Happy ending guaranteed.
Don't think about it too much. We sure didn't.
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For what you got I got all you need by DisenchantedHalo (Morgawse)
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
22 Feb 2019
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No one but Gerard can tell when something is bothering Mikey, but then again no one else can fix things for Mikey like Gerard can. So when he spots that his baby brother is upset, of course Gerard's going to do something about it.
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- English
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- 2,591
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Dating Series Two - A Date at an Amusement Park by BatzMaru65 (tmweis2771)
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman/Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), Superman (Comics), Superman/Batman (Movies), DCU (Comics)
22 Feb 2019
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Because of Tim and Damian, Clark and the four Robins discovered an interesting fact about Bruce. With the support of everyone, Dick decided to challenge Bruce to overcome his fear. As a result, all of them ended up in an amusement park. Due to a series of events, Clark and Bruce had sex in the Haunted Mansion - a theme park attraction, and Jason forced a kiss on Dick.
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(1) Using Amusement Mile as an actual amusement park, and not Joker's territory.(2) My knowledge of the Robins were gleaned from the fanfiction I've read, so my writing might not be an accurate portrayal of them.
(3) In this story, Bruce is not a well-known figure, recognisable wherever he goes.
(4) Make blatant adjustments to safety measures and amusement park attractions to fit the story.
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- Part 2 of SuperBat Dating Series
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- English
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- 5,266
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- 1/1
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When Laxus comes home to relax after a job, he thinks about what a good friend Freed has been to him. Laxus' feelings towards his captain, are much more friendly than he’s willing to admit.
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Kara adjusting to Earth, her awkward first days of high school, starting to make friends, getting to know her family, and learning to control her powers. Taking a job at the nearby Luthor ranch she finds a safe haven from the loud, chaotic days at school. She’s just getting her feet under her when the Luthor’s beautiful, spoiled daughter returns from boarding school and turns Kara’s world upside down.
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In these rare moments of quiet, when Kiryu was left on his own with nothing ahead and nothing behind, his mind always strayed to the same thought like an animal licking a wound.
What was he doing?
(Kiryu's accumulated a bit too much heat from the cops and is forced to skip town for a while. Luckily his caring superior Majima is around to help him pass the time.)
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Duck Newton comes face to face with the outlaw known as Indrid Cold. His life will never be the same again.
Or: The Indruck/Amnesty Western AU that a surprising number of people asked for.
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That time in LA... it had changed both of their lives forever. Never again would anything be the same, and they were still idols on top of that. Jungkook and Jimin have a life-changing blessing on the way and neither plan to leave BTS, nor do they plan on making it public. That time in LA really did make a difference.
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- Part 41 of In the Pudding Club
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Billy and Steve get handcuffed together and stuck in the locker rooms after school. If only their teammates knew they didn't have any complaints in the slightest. (For the prompts 'Stuck Together' + Semi-Public Sex)
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- Part 6 of Harringrove Week of Love
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- English
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- 1/1
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Bad Company by AtowncalledMalec
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, malec - Fandom
21 Feb 2019
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When a couple of assholes don't want to take no for an answer, Magnus' only hope is his own personal knight on shining Harley. Alec is only too happy to rescue Magnus from unwanted advances and carry him off on his noble... Motorcycle. Magnus sure is grateful!
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- Part 10 of Malec Smut Challenge 2
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"you will be the death of me"
"that makes the two of us"exo rich boys au in which chanbaek are nothing more but banter, name-calling and a whole lot of sexual tension
updated fridays at midnight (CET)
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The threat of Corypheus is gone, but in its place a new threat rises; Aldred struggles to understand his role in its defeat and his place in the world after Corypheus' defeat.
~*~ Updates Every Tuesday! ~*~
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- Part 2 of Broken Circles, Mended Hearts
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Ruby Hardwood is a student at Belleville High School. She's a notorious slut round the school, sleeping round regularly with girls and guys.
And then she meets the new woodwork teacher, Mr Way, and she knows what she wants.
- Language:
- English
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- 30,228
- Chapters:
- 26/?
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 219
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Barcelona (It was the first time that we met) by cigarettesandalcohol
Fandoms: Football RPF, Sports RPF, Men's Football RPF
21 Feb 2019
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Luka Modrić, a foreign student in Barcelona, is a Real Madrid fan. He's not a trouble-maker and he's always stayed away from all the hooligans and fights. One day, he goes to a pub to watch the match alone, ends up surrounded by Barcelona fans and things get pretty bad. It could be even worse if it wasn't for one particular Barça fan with a strangely non-Spanish name Ivan.
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Fed up with Rick's scruffy jeans, Michonne finds him some new pants.
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It takes a lot to survive in the Outer Rim. You are a Loper, a small creature that is tough, at least on the outside you are. On the inside you're crumbling under the weight of the guilt that constantly plagues you: The death of your sister, the way you lash out at your parents to hide your pain, and the way you irresponsibly spend your money that drives your family further and further apart. It all changes when your mother gives you a job offer from the First Order. A job that will provide you with everything you need, plus a hefty sign-on bonus for your family to get out of such awful conditions.
You push past your pride, knowing it would make your sister happy to see you taking care of your family and accept the job offer, but not before you realize that not everything in the First Order is truly as it seems. -
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The last building on Bay Street is the only thing keeping the area from becoming a perfect neighbourhood - rough and dangerous, just as its inhabitants who had thought that their biggest problem would be keeping the council from taking away their home.
Instead, they are faced with werewolves, freshly intergrated into society, who are claiming human mates.
Jamie finds it difficult to run the illegal businesses of the apartment with an infuriating, if handsome, werewolf police officer shadowing him; Raphael is claimed as the mate of a grumpy, hard gangster who is surprisingly clingy, against his will; Buster's biggest concern is finding money, no matter what - yet he finds a certain pale haired, arrogant wolf he just happened to rob unforgettable; Art wants to get through life quietly, even as an illegal stripper - so when he finds out his new teacher and the owner of his building is his mate, his life is pretty much over; Val is pretty happy making a living as an underground fighter which is why Ellie, rich werewolf CEO, irritates the hell out of her; and Gus is now forever tied to a soldier due to be dispatched soon.
Oh, and there's a weed van parked in their back yard.
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Five years after he's left Seoul, Yoongi is back.
He's back and maybe, just maybe, his feelings for Jimin are too.
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- Part 2 of Fool Me Twice