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    It has been 270 years since Sirens were cursed to live under the sea and tensions have only been rising like steam from a boiling pot.

    Crowley, a Siren in his late two hundreds, has felt out of place his entire life and wonders where he is meant to be. He figures he'll never find that answer until one day he meets a human, the prince Aziraphale. He'll do anything to stay with him, even make a deal with the notorious Sea Witch, Lucifer. Will he be able to keep his end of the deal or will Lucifer claim his life? Will he be able to stay with the man he loves or will he live the rest of his life under the sea?

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    9/?
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    47
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    14
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    One of them was a funeral director, the other was a florist - can i make it any more obvious?

    Aziraphale runs a family business- a funeral home. One day at work he encounters Anthony Crowley, who needs to organise the funeral of his half-brother. As it turns out, Crowley is a remarkable florist. And what of it?

    In the background, we see Newt Pulsifer - a professional in what he does, an expert in his field. Too bad most people don’t hold any appreciation for his skill when it comes to forming a relationship with the embalmer… Is this why he chooses to speak in half-truths with a lovely girl that chats him up in a cafe?

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    26,630
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    6/?
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    109
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    12
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    Crowley has to step up for his nephew Adam when he wins a ticket to tour the famous chocolate factories, run by the reclusive and deeply strange Zira Zonka. It doesn't take Crowley long to decide that he wants nothing to do with the man, who's clearly hiding dark and mysterious secrets.

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    30,277
    Chapters:
    6/10
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    409
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    276
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    40
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    2744
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    Captain Crowley is making a nice, clean getaway with his stolen cargo.

    At least, that's what he thinks. The arrival of a golden-haired Harbourmaster is about to make things a lot more interesting.

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    1/1
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    14
    Kudos:
    50
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    9
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    196
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    "All in all, the couple had a wonderful life. Aziraphale and Crowley were comfortable in their own skin. They were proud to be transgender and open about their identities. They loved each other more than anything in the world. And now, they hoped to expand their family."

    A Human AU. Crowley is a trans woman. Aziraphale is a trans man and becomes pregnant. They are in their late 30s. This fic follows the journey from the conception of their baby to their birth.

    Title inspired by "I Got You" by Ciara

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    4/?
    Comments:
    46
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    44
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    Aziraphale and Crowley are off to a two weeks getaway in Heaven's best (and only) luxury resort. It's been twenty yeras since the world didn't end and eighteen since the Truce between Heaven and Hell has been called. There are no sides anymore and all of existence lives in peaceful harmony.
    But it seems someone doesn't like this way of life and wants to cause havoc in the most demented and deadly of ways.

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    83,088
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    24/?
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    18
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    12
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    4
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    432
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    "It started, funnily enough, with a funeral."

    The funeral of a lovely old woman in a quiet little village near Oxford changes things for the residents forever in ways that they can't begin to fathom.

    That new face may not be such a stranger after all.

    This is a gentle exploration of the lives of our favourite duo and their friends. It will dip into their pasts and hopefully throw up a few surprises along the way.

    I's not going to be an easy ride for any of them but let's hope that they get their happy ending.

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    8/?
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    30
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    3
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    “I’m so sorry.” Aziraphale's voice comes close to cracking halfway through the sentence. “Could you give me a minute to look over the menu?”

    She fully expects the redhead behind the counter to huff, tell her to run along or roll her eyes again, maybe all three of them together. What she doesn’t expect is for her bored expression to soften into a crooked smile. She stares back at Aziraphale and says, “For a smile like that I can give you all the time in the world.”

    --

    A slice of cake is the ultimate pick-me-up after a bad day. Or, at least, that's what Aziraphale hopes when she walks into the brand new cake shop below her flat after the worst of bad days.

    What she doesn't expect is for the slice of cake to come with a side of flirty and gorgeous redhead.

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    4/4
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    Не жизнь, а песня: однажды на очень Диком Западе встретились знаменитый налетчик Энтони Кроули и милый безобидный пастор Фелл, и никто из них не спасся.

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    3/?
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    It's all going swimmingly after the Apocanot. Holding hands, sharing kisses but then Crowley takes one of his epic (Epic!) naps and wakes up almost 200 years later. The humans are still about, doing whatever they're doing on Earth, but where is Aziraphale??

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    138
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Eitan Kahani is a nerdy vet tech whose flatmates finally convinced him to join a trans support group. Aaron Mizrachi is a dedicated accountant who joined the same group after having to go stealth at his new job. They meet and form an immediate connection, and soon find out they have so much more in common.

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    40,681
    Chapters:
    36/?
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    235
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    74
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    6
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    Angels.
    Demons.
    Cards Against Humanity.
    Enough said.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    36
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    Aziraphale is renting out his second bedroom to university student Anathema Device and her two dogs. After noticing one of the dogs exhibiting some strange behavior, he takes the pup to the vet, where he meets Dr. Crowley.

    Human AU. Meet-cute. (And Inspired by true events.)

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    1/1
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    40
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    The guard stared at him, then nodded to his two colleagues. “You’re going to have to come with me, sir.”
    As hands caught him by the arms, Crowley squirmed. “Now hang on–”
    “Just as a precaution, sir!” The guard held up his hands apologetically. “Until we get to the bottom of this.”
    And just like that, Anthony J. Crowley, catburglar, was hauled off by security for a crime that – for once – he hadn’t even committed.
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    When Good Omens meets art thievery and heist shenanigans

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    39,344
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    10/?
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    296
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    115
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    17
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    Crowley and Aziraphale are neighbours. And...it does not go at all well, until it does.

    A human AU in which Aziraphale is a bookseller, Crowley is a drummer, and they are both petty disasters in the worst/best way.

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    “So what’s your deal?”
    “My-my-my deal?” Aziraphale stammered. “I’m a bookseller, is my deal.”
    “Oh,” Crowley replied, sounding as uninterested as it was possible to sound.
    “It’s just, I couldn’t help overhearing, and --” Aziraphale swallowed hard. “You really are an accomplished musician. But I thought -- for after 11PM -- perhaps we could reach some arrangement?”
    “Arrangement?”
    Aziraphale felt his his smile turning forced. “Such as, perhaps, playing the drums *before* eleven? Instead of after?”
    Crowley stared blankly at him. In fact he stared for so long that Aziraphale briefly wondered if he'd lapsed into ancient Greek again, which he was known to do in bad dreams or during panic attacks.

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    Chapters:
    17/21
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    1677
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    1239
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    241
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    Gabriel and Beelzebub have been friends with benefits for a while, though their relationship has long since progressed into lovers. Gabriel is very possessive of his demon. This becomes incredibly apparent when Eric accidentally catches sight of something that he shouldn't.

    Or

    The one where Gabriel smites a demon and then continues fucking Beelzebub

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    1/1
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    Aziraphale, a very competent art conservator who specializes in oil paintings, spots a fake van Dyck at Michael's gallery. He is hired by interpol officer Gabriel to hunt down this forger, who had duped wealthy folks out of millions for recreations of van Dyck and Rubens paintings. They team up with Anthony Crowley, who has worked the circuit selling paintings and might have a clue on who is forging them (maybe because he's the artist they're looking for).

    Too bad Anthony got mixed up with Beelzebub Prince and a terrible gang that are also looking for said forger. They sold a bad painting to their boss? They want revenge.

    Language:
    English
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    124,365
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    74
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    112
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    21
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    3333
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    Crowley is having an exceptionally rough start to his day. He's running late for work, his morning routine had been a struggle, and his boss has just dropped some annoying information on him. And it seems like things are about to get even worse because he's pretty sure he's just hit someone with his car.

    All before 9:00AM.

    (An interlude about the start of Crowley & Anathema's friendship from my Break the Ice series.)

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    1/1
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    Crowley and Aziraphale get drug along to save a missing Jesus and then get forced into a world of so much more.

    Language:
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    97,150
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    346
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    Maintaining 6,000 years of paperwork is a daunting task, but Dagon is good. They’ve been running this operation since the very first scrap of paperwork was filed away in a system they created. In fact, they had invented paperwork just to have something to file, and 6,000 years of forms-in-triplicate and corporation requisitions and demonic miracle logs means a lot of files. 

    But as the human population grows, the paperwork to be filed increases exponentially, and the system is starting to show signs of aging. The original infrastructure set up so carefully in the beginning is breaking down; pipes are leaky, lights flicker and hum in a manner that doesn’t register until they step away and notice it missing, and everything has a sheen of the grime that seems to pervade Hell. They’ve gone along with it - it is Hell, after all - but when a large pipe filled with a grey-green sludge bursts over their desk, they decide they’ve had enough.

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    English
    Words:
    6,801
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    61

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