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    Philemon turns his attention to Beelzebub, his mouth parting in a wide shark's smile. "Oh they're Dukes, are they?" He tuts. "I must say, I'm a bit hurt at not being so elevated in the ranks, dear chap."

    Beelzebub stiffens. "You're emissary to Earth." They nod, as if giving a commendation.

    "Ah yes, emissary to Earth. Based on the rather visceral reactions by your honor guard, I can see that's a high ranking position, indeed. Given my role in your rise to-" He arches an eyebrow and gives them a face like he's trying to conceal a dirty secret. "...Well, given our history, I did expect a bit more effort than that."

     

    A reverse AU non-religious re-imagining of Good Omens. There are still angels and demons — and there's still a God character — but all that means something slightly different here.

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    Humans. Captured by human sorcerers. Practitioners of the occult. Humans with too much time on their hands and more power than they ever should have.

    Aziraphale had been told he was one of the lucky ones.

    OR

    Aziraphale is captured and tortured and after all is said and done, Crowley desperately tries to put his angel back together.
    (Whumptober 2021)

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    Mr. Fell is a sweet man (as long as you don’t try to buy his books). That’s undeniable.

    His partner on the other hand…well, less than savory assumptions have been made.

    3 times a Soho resident thought Crowley was up to something very sinister + 1 time they knew he wasn’t.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are trying a new restaurant, and discover that the staff have opinions about their customers' eating habits. Crowley will not tolerate any disrespect towards his angel (no harm was done to either rat or waiter).

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    Zira Fell, an award-winning novelist, has just sold the one millionth copy of her newest book. While celebrating with friends and family on a rented yacht, Zira falls overboard and is washed ashore on an uncharted island. Ever the optimist, she keeps her spirits up while she awaits rescue. That is, until she gets the distinct feeling that she isn't ALONE on this island; that there's SOMETHING else out there.

    Watching her...

    *~*~*~*~*

    "Saltwater on Skin", now with 200% more WLW.

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    The infamous St. Eden’s Gate, run by the notorious A. J. Crowley. Of course, Aziraphale had heard the rumours about the boarding school for insolent children. As preparation for the upcoming weeks, the Ofsted inspector had studied former reports and results that, in his opinion, gave him a good outside perspective of the place.  

    But all the preparation in the world couldn't have made him ready for the weeks that lay ahead of him.

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    {Once Upon A Time…

    There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower. And a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.

    The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.

    Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to…

    Part fairy tale, part fantasy, all love story. There’s magic, and grand romantic gestures, and Heroes and a handsome Prince, and a Villain. There are even some wild heroics, though not necessarily from who you would expect. At its core it’s simply about two (relatively) sane people living in a mad world who find each other.

    The smut isn’t until later chapters.}

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    Aziraphale and Crowley hold each other and are held in return.

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    A few months after the almost-Apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale have a misunderstanding that makes Crowley think he has to distance himself from him, for the angel's sake. But his efforts are ruined soon after, when a strange being rushes into the bookshop one morning and Aziraphale calls him for help.

    Of all the things he'd expected to find, a girl who claimed to be their daughter... Certainly wasn't it.

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    Captain Crowley is making a nice, clean getaway with his stolen cargo.

    At least, that's what he thinks. The arrival of a golden-haired Harbourmaster is about to make things a lot more interesting.

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    This picks up a few days after the averted apocalypse and begins, with a rather shamelessly indulgent bath scene, involving our favourite Demon.

    I am entirely unrepentant.

    Blame David Tennant and Michael Sheen for being so bloody delicious.

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    Alistair Zira Fell is a popular author. Loved by everyone he meets. Well, almost everyone. Someone is trying to hurt him, and right now, he needs a bodyguard.
    Anthony J. Crowley is the best, although he doesn't work with celebrities. He has three rules. He never gets too close, never stays once the job is done, and Never Gets Involved.
    But this isn't a thriller. This, is a love story.

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    Crowley has given up on her life in the big city and decided to retire early to the lovely village of Tadfield. She expected a run-off-the-mill early retirement. Maybe playing bridge with a couple of old ladies and maybe taking a part in organising some of the village fetes.
    What she did not expect was actually competing against the woman she had developed a crush on in the village floral competitions and hence that particular woman instantly taking a dislike to her.
    She also did not expect that for the sake of the village's reputation they will have to band together and participate as a couple for nationals, because why not...

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    As the royal prince of Eden, Aziraphale knew exactly what his duties were to his people, and he performed them perfectly and without fault. But that didn't stop him from subtly reaching toward the things he wasn't supposed to have from time to time. What could be the harm in the occasional indulgence?

    As head of the royal guards, Crowley had some vague idea about what he was supposed to be doing. Even so, being forced to look after a spoiled prince gone rogue was something he'd been wholly unprepared for. He wasn't paid nearly enough for all this.

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    "Forty days after the End that Wasn’t, an angel in a perfectly white suit appeared in a crackle of lightning and ozone and blasted a crater through the asphalt as Crowley and Aziraphale were strolling across the street on their way home from lunch."

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    Ezra fell, an award-winning novelist, has just sold the one millionth copy of his newest book. While celebrating with friends and family on a rented yacht, Ezra falls overboard and is washed ashore on an uncharted island. Ever the optimist, he keeps his spirits up while he awaits rescue. That is, until he gets the distinct feeling that he isn't ALONE on this island; that there's SOMETHING else out there.

    Watching him.

    *~*~*~*~*

    EXERPT FROM EPILOGUE CHAPTER 10:

    As they’d glided silently over the dark, chilly waters of the ocean, Crowley had allowed himself to relax a little and be held. Normally he’d be the one doing all the carrying - he was a very tactile person and much preferred it that way - but every so often, he could see the appeal of being cradled against the bare chest of a literal angel.

    Then everything had gone wrong.

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    Gabriel was flexing the whip between his hands, all his teeth showing as he smiled. “No volunteers,” he said. “In that case, as Archangel and Aziraphale’s former commander, it will fall to me to administer the ritual. Aziraphale, do you-“

    “Wait.”

    Once again all eyes fell upon Crowley, but Aziraphale’s were the only ones he noticed. They were wide and startled and gravely concerned, but was that a touch of relief Crowley could see in there as well?

    “I’ll do it,” Crowley said. “If you consent to it, Aziraphale. I’ll help you with this…atonement.”

    He couldn’t quite keep the sarcasm out of the last word, but for Aziraphale’s sake he tried.

    --

    Once every century, all angels are required to perform a ritual of atonement. Aziraphale has always faced it alone, but this time he doesn't have to.

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    Aziraphale tried not to stare. Bad enough that he’d been put in this mortifying position with a stranger; worse that the stranger was undeniably attractive, all fiery hair and sharp cheekbones and mesmerizing eyes. But that laugh took a face that had been handsome but forbidding and warmed it, like striking a match. Crowley had been uncomfortably alluring while cold with rage. In laughter, he was devastating.
    No, he had to stop this. The only thing more humiliating than what had already occurred would be if this stranger realized how very attracted he was.

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    After the Not-Apocalypse, Heaven comes for Aziraphale.

    Crowley talks them into thinking he had Aziraphale under a spell, to get them to leave him alone.

    They take him to Heaven and torture him.

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    “Forget my own head next..” Aziraphale mumbled to himself as he reached behind the stack of books to retrieve the mobile. Carefully he touched the green bubble on the screen. “There you are my dear, I was starting to worry about you.”

    Nothing on the other end. Aziraphale worried he’d swiped the wrong direction, had he hung up by mistake? Or touched the mute button again?

    “Crowley are you there?”

    “Yes, Aziraphale. He’s here,” answered a voice that was not the demon’s.

    Aziraphale felt his insides turn into leaden blocks of ice. He stared in stunned terror at the screen of the phone. Crowley’s picture grinned lasciviously at him and the angel felt sick trying to reconcile seeing the face of his lover but hearing the Archangel Gabriel’s voice.

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