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    When Aziraphale intends to get his hands on some rare old books, he ends up walking right into a trap. It's up to Crowley to find him and save him - but can the demon reach him in time? And who is behind all that, anyway?

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    3/?
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    It has been 270 years since Sirens were cursed to live under the sea and tensions have only been rising like steam from a boiling pot.

    Crowley, a Siren in his late two hundreds, has felt out of place his entire life and wonders where he is meant to be. He figures he'll never find that answer until one day he meets a human, the prince Aziraphale. He'll do anything to stay with him, even make a deal with the notorious Sea Witch, Lucifer. Will he be able to keep his end of the deal or will Lucifer claim his life? Will he be able to stay with the man he loves or will he live the rest of his life under the sea?

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    14/?
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    Captain 'Crawly' is the most feared pirate of the Seven Seas, though his crew know him by his real name, one Capt. Anthony J Crowley. When rations and morale run low, he's obliged to plunder for more than just supplies and treasure -- he desperately needs a ship's cook for the Serpent's Revenge.

    Sometimes, luck is on his side; his latest prize has a learnéd victualler...a posh little man by the name of Fell aboard. His renowned skill and talents allow him to transform even the most meagre of supplies into a feast for the senses, and he certainly knows his way around a ship's hold.

    Will Cook Fell stay on to cook for the pirates? Will he take flight at the next port, as he is welcome to do by his captor?

    Or will he escape true captivity by finally discovering the freedom to find love in the most unexpected of places?

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    30/31
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    228
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    235
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    38
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    While riffling through Aziraphale's time capsule of a closet Crowley comes across a pair of vintage chaps from a 19th Century American excursion and is inspired to do a little roleplaying.

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    1/1
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    “I was thinking, Castiel,” he said.

    Crowley looked down at the baby in her arms. She smiled, the smile was gentle, open, not something that was normal for the demon’s face.

    “Castiel,” she whispered. “I like that.”

    Castiel reached up to touch his mother’s face.

    **********

    Gabriel (SPN) hasn't seen Raphael since he ran away from heaven. He wonders where his brother's been. Adding to that, the angel who the Winchester brother's have befriended has an aura very similar to his brother's, and, Gabriel has never seen him before. Missing files and a marriage certificate for an angel and a demon points Gabriel toward the Principality Aziraphale for answers.

    Meanwhile, Dean, Sam, and Castiel are trying to stop the second Apoccolypse by preventing Lucifer and Michael from using them as puppets in their great fight.

    Aziraphale and Crowley might have to help stop Armageddon, again, after twenty years of happiness (mostly) to be able to save their son and the man he loves.

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    36/?
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    Donna Noble runs into a familiar face while out and about in Knightsbridge--literally. It shouldn't have been enough to nudge a meta-crisis into reactivating itself, but some things are just ineffable.

    Everything spirals completely out of control from there, and Crowley blames Israfil for all of it--and also that complete idiot running around with their face.

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    754
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    20/46
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    81
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    28
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    6
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    Aziraphale must learn to submit mind, body and soul to Crowley. Only then can Crowley, he who once helped build the cosmos, combine his powers with Aziraphale's to close a rift that could let hostile races into this galaxy.

    Off hiatus now, but I'm also working on two Fandom Trumps Hate fics. This is so near being completed that I'm going to try for weekly postings, but I still have to write the last few chapters.

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    17/21
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    33
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    162
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    14
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    Anthony Crowley is an art student with a heart of gold and a broad assumption about himself and his own (apparent lack-of) sexuality. When he meets literary student Aziraphale, he thinks he's found a great friend and possibly the perfect roommate.
    But when an exceptionally idiotic idea turns into Aziraphale reluctantly agreeing to pretend to be Crowley's boyfriend, Crowley rapidly realizes that he may not have been nearly so asexual as he originally thought...

     

    ***UPDATES MONDAYS***

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    12/?
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    44
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    A collection of short stories set post and pre Armageddon.

    *ps* - Yes, just about all of these will be smut for the sake of smut, some feels, some funny, but all smut! Enjoy!

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    9/?
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    6
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    “Is the creature here?” Sandalphon pressed.

    “You know perfectly well that he is.” Aziraphale answered, and Crowley fought to keep from rushing forward and getting smited.

    “Of course the demon’s here, he’s his boyfriend.”

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    2/2
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    Prompt 12 - Never Grab a Minotaur by the Horns

    After Aziraphale succeeds in defeating the 'monster' inside the labyrinth, he turns down the king's offer of gold and power for the prize he truly wants — the monster himself... (Minotaur AU)

    ~***~

    A collection of Good Omens ficlets written as fills for monster-related prompts on discord. Relevant tags included in individual chapters.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    44
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    While Adam expresses his feelings too loudly, others are too quiet. Therapy can teach both.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale pick up with a parted, unhappy relationship when Adam needs their help. There are a lot of things to clear up and do better, but the question is if that'll work with two entities that have never learned to properly communicate with each other, even after 6000 years.

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    4/?
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    The Fall wasn’t totally unexpected. Crowley had always asked too many questions, quietly challenging Her great plan, so ending up in sulphur wasn’t something he hadn’t considered.

    It was the landing that came as a surprise.

    He wasn’t a demon, but something less--a shade of his former self, doomed to walk the world with only grief and the memory of love as his companions.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale was desperately searching for his other half. It had been millennia since he'd Fallen, and he couldn’t find his demon anywhere.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
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    70
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    15
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    "I think, my dear, that it would be for the best if we forgot that this ever happened.”

    “Fine. Whatever you want, angel. Next time I see you, I won’t bring it up.”

    “No, I mean literally forget.”

    They’ve had this conversation before, many times now, in many different variations and many different languages, over the past two thousand years and all over the world. Problem was, they always forgot.

    Luckily, there was a history book, its tales so contradictory to their traditional tellings, that it couldn’t even be counted among the textbooks of the histories it purported to recount—even though it was far more nice and more accurate than all of them. And although its primary sources forgot a few of the important details, Someone was taking notes.

    Here is the true history of the world, compiled and with commentary, in The Other Textbook. (Or, at least an angel and demon’s version of it—even if they couldn’t remember.)

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    21/25
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    They should have known that Heaven and Hell wouldn’t take their body-swapping deception lying down, but that was ok. Whatever trials they faced, Aziraphale and Crowley would face them together...until together was no longer an option. Rated for violence, Gabriel's piss-poor attitude, and Crowley's mouth.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    51
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    68
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    This is an Ineffable Spouses inspired poem, about Toni, aka Crowley, by Aziraphale.

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    91
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    48
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    Fluffy Crowley and aziraphale stuff with angst too
    Book goes missing. It's very dramatic. Enjoy 👍

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    With the four horsemen thwarted and the legions of Heaven and Hell stayed for the time being, Crowley and Aziraphale spend the night together in Crowley's apartment, enjoying a well deserved drink and a breather. But with their loyalties all but dissolved, the boundaries of their friendship have never been more open, and some good old fashioned truth decides to snake its way out into the conversation.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    38
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    3
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    Crowley laughs out loud, slowly leaning forward to whisper in Aziraphale's ear. "If I were you, I would watch my mouth, little angel. You have no idea who I am or what I'm capable of."

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    To stop the war between the Angéli and the Daemons, Aziraphale Fell - son of the Angéli boss - has to fake being the boyfriend of the Daemons boss's son, Anthony Crowley.

    Mafia AU

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    English
    Words:
    14,487
    Chapters:
    6/20
    Collections:
    7
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2181

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