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    “Six thousand years,” Crowley croaks, his throat as dry as the desert. “You… haven’t spoken to me… in six thousand years.”

    Crowley has a lifetime’s worth of unresolved issues, a fight with Aziraphale, and a close Encounter of the Divine kind. All in all, the move-in process could have gone smoother.

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    "By the time first class had ended, Crowley had learnt two things. The first: Philosophy and Ancient Religion managed to tread the line between being a doss-subject and totally impossible to wrap your head around. The second: Aziraphale remembered him. "

    Crowley's first day at a new college brings with it someone he never thought he'd see again.

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    Highschool AU Ineffable Husbands

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    After Armageddon, Crowley has too much time on his hands and all he can think about is the way Aziraphale said "I don't even like you".

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    8/?
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    33
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    Cuando están felices, los ángeles brillan. Aziraphale no es la excepción, es un ángel después de todo y Crowley no puede apartar sus ojos de él.

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    1/1
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    After the Almostgeddon Crowley is secretly working for Beelzebub, a prophecy about a second Anticrist emerges and Aziraphale and Anathema may or may not be successful at detective work.

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    1/?
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    —Estaba pensando, Crowley... ahora que van a dejarnos... tranquilos un tiempo.

    —¿Mjm?

    —Quizás no sería del todo mala idea... irnos.

    —¿Ahora? Si precisamente ahora es cuando mejor vamos a estar aquí.

    —Hablo de unos días de vacaciones.

    —Vacaciones... —repite valorando la idea

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    2/?
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    After it was all over, after the apocalypse-that-wasn't, after they wore each others' faces, after the end of all things that wasn't an end -- they did what happened next.
    How Aziraphale and Crowley wound up in a cottage in the South Downs, and a few of the things they did there.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    38
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    67
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    12
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    694
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    Summary will keep changing as story continues but basically:
    It's the 1970's, baby. Polyester is in, and so is finding a healthy outlet for 6000 years of repressed feelings for your best friend. Our story starts a few years after Aziraphale tells Crowley he goes too fast. Our favorite demon roams across Europe and America, accidentally becoming both a music producer and a DJ in the process. These two lovestruck fools will eventually work it out, I promise. A slooooooow burn, complete with a disco playlist that will have you saying, "Why the fuck do people say they hate disco?"

    Playlist is HERE and will be updated with each chapter: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0t911JSMifCB8sXZkGX59R?si=uL6PXU7vTWyRUpNK1nO1pw

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    An ever-growing collection of sonnets inspired by Good Omens, written from the perspectives of Crowley and Aziraphale.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    10
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    35
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    7
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    bibillionaire: do you need some money
    sunshinegirl: I already have a sugar mommy but thanks
    hotwing: big mood

    Or, in other words, Sara Lance creates a group chat that she definitely won't call justice league because that's stupid, Bruce, thank you very much, and shit only goes down from there. Sometimes literally when Lucifer is involved.

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    Chapters:
    85/?
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    29
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    3
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    204
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    It had been six thousand years, give or take, Aziraphale had stopped keeping count, it didn’t seem to matter now. Six thousand years he had wandered the Earth and he had taken in almost every sight, every sound, every taste. He had seen humans’ greatest evils and witnessed their truest joys, and yet it was still this fallen angel who taught him more than any other. If he had learned two things in the past six millennia it was that nobody was ever truly fallen, and those with the whitest wings could conceal the blackest souls.

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    An angel and a demon have been playing a six thousand year long game of the words not said. It’s funny, though, the truths that saving the world can unveil. With heaven announcing its plans to make up for Armageddon and with hell closing in, what will be the cost of protecting what they’ve found in each other?

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    27/?
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    In which Aziraphale has some pretty bad self-esteem issues, and he gets real antsy over a simple compliment from Crowley.

    And also in which that Aziraphale needs more angst fics.

    (pulled out from my "Ineffable Husbands Oneshot" chapter-work thing)

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    1/1
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    10
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    5
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    4/?
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    8
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    7
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    In which Crowley becomes slow and tired whenever winter rolls around, and Aziraphale insists on caring for him.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    Crowley broke the kiss again. "Angel," he said flatly, "where is your cock."

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    "If Eziraphael has come to be known--in today's language--as the 'guardian angel of sad queers,' then it makes sense for him to have shown up more regularly in the past once that became a recognizable historical category."

    Natasha is really glad that she's given this talk enough times to be able to do it on autopilot, because those two funny-looking men in the back just made the most absurdly astonished faces.

    (Or: Not all historians ignore gay subtext, and not all immortal celestial beings have their shit together. Also, voodoo.)

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    Fifty short stories based on randomly-generated word prompts. Mostly Ineffable Husbands silliness and fluff. Rating subject to change.

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    7,417
    Chapters:
    7/50
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    80
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    523
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    83
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    Do not forget to show hospitality to strangers, for by so doing some people have shown hospitality to angels without knowing it.

     

    Mary Russell is living out her later years in her South Downs cottage. She is all too pleased to take on the challenge of deducing some things about her new neighbours.

    (Mary Russell may be a detective, but she is also a student of theology.)

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    They have nightmares. But they've got each other.

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    503
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    1/1
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    16
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