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    1929. An angel and a demon in a clandestine relationship attending a seance held by a fashionable society medium.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    Archangel Kamael very nearly fell alongside Lucifer, and became the demon lord Beelzebub. But they didn’t, because that would have been stupid and weak.

    Meanwhile, Archangel Gabriel fought for Heaven in the war, but refused to bow to the first humans. He fell for his pride, becoming the demon lord Iblis, and he’s not bitter at all about Satan’s obvious disappointment that he isn’t Kamael.

    Now Aziraphale has a supervisor in Heaven who threatens him with outright violence, but admits there’s something to be said for consuming gross matter. And Crowley finally has a chance in Hell of getting a “Wahoo!” from his boss.

    How will these four fools manage six thousand years of human history and the inevitable end times? Especially when they keep having all these inconvenient feelings?

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    English
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    13,575
    Chapters:
    6/10
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    62
    Kudos:
    66
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    8
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    688
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    Aziraphale and Crowley were never supposed to be friends. Never supposed to enjoy each other's company or seek each other out in a crowd or go to dinner or spend time together.

    And they definitely weren't supposed to fall in love. But they have and it's taken the whole world by storm.

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    English
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    25,283
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    353
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    1155
    Bookmarks:
    136
    Hits:
    21214
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    A. Z. Fell, principle salesman for Silver City Financial, never paid much attention to his company's main competition, Fourth Circle, LLC. That is, until he met Anthony Crowley. When the rivalry between their respective head offices heats up, they make an arrangement both know is unsustainable.

    A rival salesman AU with hijinks, fluff, misunderstandings, and a happy ending.

    Language:
    English
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    39,875
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1890
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    Pride Month challenge!

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    294
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    9
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    44
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    A very short ficlet about how Crowley goes back to the Beginning in remembrance of what exactly led him to Aziraphale, inspired by Hozier's 'Like Real People Do'.
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    This is a bad summary but I promise it's better on the inside.

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    367
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    1/1
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    1
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    3
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    39
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    A You've Got Mail AU

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    English
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    544
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    6
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    49
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    With the Christ and the Antichrist as best men, and God and Lucifer on the guest list, Aziraphale and Crowley's wedding is sure to be a night to remember.

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    English
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    85,111
    Chapters:
    28/30
    Comments:
    836
    Kudos:
    397
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    5534
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    A chance encounter during one of the worst times of Ezra Fell’s life reunites him with his once best friend and the one who got away. Though, that would imply he ever had him in the first place.
    Anthony Crowley and his son, Warlock, relocate to the quieter city of Tadfield from that of London. In the process, manages to find again that one person who always made him feel less alone, the one person he was pretty sure he was never going to speak to again.
    But the road to true love never did run smooth (something that’s been true from their very beginning). Despite the easy way they fall back into each other, their lives don't seem to follow suit, and if it's not one challenge its another. But despite everything they find themselves facing down, the ten years without each other taught them one thing: they’re better together than they are apart.

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    English
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    236,819
    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
    898
    Kudos:
    329
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    8372
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    READ THE TAGS they are there for a reason and note recurrent themes not one-time issues(and don't come here just to be rude)

    Life has calmed down after the not-pocalypse. Demon and Angel are settling into a quiet life above the bookshop and enjoying having no responsibilities outside it.

    Like all good things that calm does not last for long. A child appears, wet and terrified on their doorstep, in desperate need of somewhere to go. Naturally said child is taken in. Crowley has never left children out in the rain and doesn't intend to start now.

    As it turns out, caring for an abused child with complex medical and phycological issues is not quite as easy as nannying, tutoring, or gardening.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    28/?
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    134
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    5310
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    Under an iron fist of ArchBishop Gabriel no one has escaped the fortress city of Castle Tadfield.
    Not until now. Young thief Warlock, nicknamed The Rat, made a daring but tracked escape from Tadfield's dungeon before execution. Now being pursued by both Castle Guards, lead by ruthless Captain Guard Michael and her garrison of soldiers, as well as secretly by banished former Captain of the Guard Aziraphale. Aziraphale , the noble former knight never seen without a large raven as his companion, has his own motivations to return to the very castle. He needs Warlock's help to get back into the city and lift a mysterious curse that keeps two hearts together yet eternally apart.

     

     

     

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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    226
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2264
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    亚茨拉斐尔多年来一直是安东尼·J·克鲁利的崇拜者。然而,当观众和台上的演员有了正式会面的机会后,他们之间的距离开始缩短。

    Language:
    中文
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    60,684
    Chapters:
    11/12
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    297
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    Series
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    English
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    3,921
    Chapters:
    24/26
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    350
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    732
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    A romance between two business owners of London's SoHo.

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    English
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    3,842
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    194
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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series. I'll add new chapters each Tuesday until I run out of material.

    THERE IS *NO* END POINT TO THIS FIC, IT IS AN *ONGOING SERIES* SO FEEL FREE TO DIP IN!

    They'll be short chapters/vignettes easy to read while waiting for the bus/in your lunch break/before bed.

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    English
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    32,345
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    1269
    Kudos:
    594
    Bookmarks:
    107
    Hits:
    7272
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    After the averted Apocalypse both Heaven and Hell try to find a scapegoat. And since the supernatural entities actually responsible for it couldn't be killed with either Holy Water or Hellfire, they have to turn to the next best thing. That means whoever they think was in charge of the whole debacle. So - not in so many words - that means Gabriel and Beelzebub.
    All of this happens while our favourite angelic and demonic duo act like all but a married couple and enjoy their retirement from their respective Headoffices.

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    English
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    48,265
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    209
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2089
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    Angels and demons aren't supposed to reproduce, but it happened even though parenting was never on Aziraphale and Crowley's radar. But that's not their only challenge. Friends and family are two concepts that are being redefined for the husbands as they face the challenges brought on by developing close friendships and raising a child of their own. They might be immortal, but they've chosen a human life, peppered with supernatural happenings. They must trust their love for each other will help them through everything. The spell that enabled Crowley's pregnancy has side effects that cause him to lapse into a postpartum coma. Lailah, who has been their friend through trying times is persecuted by other angels who view her as a traitor. And Crowley and Aziraphale's marriage starts to break down when Aziraphale feels left out of important events in Rowan's life thanks to running the bookshop while Crowley starts to burn out from constantly being at home.

    Some tags are for future chapters.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    86,277
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    135
    Kudos:
    339
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3434
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    Crowley and Aziraphale have long since settled down in their new way of life which, quite literally, is quieter and more peaceful than it had ever been in their six thousand years of life. Keeping in touch with those in Tadfield, no one from Heaven and Hell to bother them the pair are rather content with such a quiet life. Despite it's peaceful simplicity, however, there seems to be a rather mischievously good humored God who seems to think of two perfect candidates for part of Her plan. That plan of course, as all things are when it comes to Crowley, to Aziraphale and even God, simply ineffable!

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    English
    Words:
    96,876
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    993
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    In which Harry Potter walks into a certain bookshop in London weeks before his eleventh birthday.

    Alternatively: In which Crowley takes one look at small ten-year-old parseltongue Harry and instantly decides that he and his angel have a new godson.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,393
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    2909
    Kudos:
    3521
    Bookmarks:
    912
    Hits:
    29999
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    Crowley wants just one visit home to see his mum without her trying to fix him up with some nice young lady. He also wants very, very much to kiss Aziraphale, a lot. If only there was some way for him to accomplish both of these goals at once without having to actually ask Aziraphale out, which he is one thousand percent too chicken to do.
    (Fake dating AU with the mutual pining cranked up to 12. Alternating POV, mild angst, ending will be as soft as a bushel of baby ducklings. Multi-chapter and will update some Mondays and/or Thursdays.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,280
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    202
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2536

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