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    The one in which Gabriel and Beelzebub hog the ineffable husbands' garden. It's kinda hot.

    There is also wine.

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    Before the apple, or the gift of a flaming sword, Crowley and Aziraphale's story began with a secret.
    And a word. But neither of them knew it at the time.

    Or, The story of two supernatural entities taking the very long, circuitous road to love.

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    He’s stopped paying attention to exactly what Aziraphale is saying minutes ago, too distracted by the muted motions of his hands. He does his best to maintain eye contact, but he can only control himself for so long. His eyes inevitably drift to the crinkles around Aziraphale’s eyes, the strong bridge of his nose, his sleepy smile, the seam of his lips lightly stained by the burgundy liquor.
    He loves nights like these. Both not quite drunk, just a touch tipsy, flushed in the cheeks and a little too earnest. Just enough to chip away at the walls of inhibition.

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    ‘I hate’ she alter’d with an end,
    Doth follow night, who like a fiend,
    From heaven to hell is flown away;
    ‘I hate’ from hate away she threw,
    And saved my life, saying - ‘Not you.’

    Aziraphale stumbles upon a collection of poems and sonnets in Crowley's flat. And someone really took those to heart. Further proof being the amount of unsend love letters addressed to the angel written by a certain demon.

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    It starts in a Garden, but that doesn't mean this story ends there. When they try to look for shelter from the first thunderstorm, Crowley instinctively protects Aziraphale from a bolt of lightning sent by God Herself. The years after that, Aziraphale and Crowley grow closer without either of them really realizing it. It seems to get these two to realize it, it'll take 6,000 years of pining, the end of the world, God, and Crowley's daughter. Wait...WHAT!?

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    Aziraphale and Crowley's first kiss in 666 words.

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    What's left to do after the Armageddon-That-Wasn't? Sweet fluff, hot smut, and facing Holy and Infernal Retribution. Just how did Aziraphale and Crowley hatch the plan to swap bodies? And how could they be sure it would go off without a hitch?

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    Based on the Middle Kingdom story, The Tale of the Shipwrecked Sailor.

    1990 B.C. Not exactly shipwrecked, Aziraphale finds himself not exactly stranded on a mysterious island with a giant serpent.

    Of course, mistakes were made...

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    "Toast with me Angel, to notpocalypse!"
    Angel, obviously, joined him.
    "To notpocalypse."
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    "Well there was that one time Sandalphon and Archangels Michael and Uriel cornered me, Uriel even said 'your boyfriend in dark glasses won't get you special treatment on hell."
    "They noticed it quicker from upstairs than you did over here." Crowley whined.
    ---
    “Principality Aziraphale, Angel, I want you to meet, the only human I ever felt close to, Freddie Mercury. The man who wrote Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy after you and I.”
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    If they could bottle up this moment and live it over and over again, they would.

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    "It has been less than 24 hours since the world didn't end when Crowley ends up in Aziraphale's lap."

    [A sequel to Meets or Exceeds Expectations.]

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    Apocalypse didn't happen, and Aziraphale wants to express his gratitude to all the people who were trying to prevent it. And what's the best way to show your feelings? Music, of course!
    Even more so, given that he knows one demon who used to be a part of a musical ensemle ("A band, Aziraphale, it was a band!")

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    Crowley and Aziraphale can't seem to admit their feelings to one another. So, Crowley runs away to 1920's America and completely changes his identity. Meanwhile, Aziraphale sulks and regrets lost time. But Aziraphale is determined to make up to his love. Even if Crowley would rather never see him again.

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    The first thought which crosses Aziraphale’s mind when Crowley shoves him against the wall, snarling that he isn’t nice, is (absurdly, inappropriately) that Crowley smells nice. There’s a deep, musky undertone to his scent that’s either cologne or something demonic, and Aziraphale really shouldn’t find it as attractive, as appetizing as he does no matter what the source.

    The second thought which crosses his mind is that he’d really like to kiss Crowley.

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    Nanny Ashtoreth has a reputation. No-talking-to-her reputation. Except for Brother Francis.
    And she doesn't expect a suitor, and she definitely doesn't expect liking him back.

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    Aziraphale is convinced that the feelings he has for Crowley are a result of Crowley using demonic magic on him. He can't imagine that he's actually in love with a demon.

    "Images flashing through Aziraphale’s mind, of Crowley’s lean, taut frame pressed against his own, those long legs wrapped around his waist. That long red hair tangled in Aziraphale’s fingers. Kisses pressed against every inch of Crowley’s hard, angular body. That prominent Adam’s apple bobbing in Crowley’s throat as he gasped and moaned out Aziraphale’s name. Those were just thoughts that Crowley impressed upon him. They didn’t mean anything."

    Title is a lyric from Make Me Feel by Janelle Monae

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    Humans tended to find his eyes terrifying. Aziraphale had always expressed the opposite, but Aziraphale said loads of things just to be nice.

    Cracking that exterior was one of Crowley’s greatest pleasures.

    After the near end of all things, Aziraphale and Crowley move forward together.

    It just may take a bit more time, in addition to the 6,000 or so odd years between them.

    The Solitary Sequel (To Never Knowing Anything At all) from Crowley's perspective. Reading it is not at all necessary to understand this fic. This can be read as a standalone entirely.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are in love. But saying those three words is scary and revealing. Sometimes you use your actions instead of your words.

    I've been working on a big fic lately and I needed a palate cleanser. Consider this my stash of sorbet servings for when I just want to put something quick and easy out.

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    "Go to alpha centauri, for all I care! Go now, this very instant, and never return, do you hear me, Crowley? Never!"

     

     

     

    Due to Crowley's firm conviction that "he need never know", Aziraphale has, for all the time they've known each other, been blissfully unaware of the obedience curse Crowley's been looping holes around since 4004 BC.

    You can't really blame him, is the point. Aziraphale had no idea what his unthinking words might do, and is already planning to apologise profusely at dinner...

    ...which might get a little tricky, seeing as Crowley has just been sighted in the vicinity of Pluto, and has concrete orders to never show his face on earth.
    Ever.
    Again.

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    After the war in Heaven, God didn't just cast out the Fallen Angels, they erased the memories of all those who remained loyal. If they don't remember what, or who, they lost then there's no chance of fraternization. Meanwhile, as part of their punishment, all the Fallen remember exactly what they lost. Crowley hopes he can help Aziraphale remember who they were to each other, however long that takes.

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    13/?
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    Concept: If we go by the timeline of the TV series, somewhere between his blatant denial of the Arrangement in Essex, and his easy-going agreement to take up half of Crowley’s work when they met at the Globe, Aziraphale realized that with a well-placed pout, he could get Crowley to do just about anything. There was no need to wrap the demon around his finger at all - the Serpent of Eden would gladly do that all on his own. This is a story about how that came to be so.

    Simpler concept: Crowley allows himself to get caught in a ‘demon trap’. He is now trapped. Oh no. Whatever shall he do.

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    3/6
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    266
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    37
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