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    Azra Fell, a former counselor at Eden Youth Rehabilitation Center for juvenile delinquents, has accepted a job as a guard at a maximum-security prison. The inmate janitor on Fell's housing unit, AJ Crowley, was a resident at Eden prior to turning eighteen.

    Both Crowley and Fell have deep-seated regrets stretching back to Eden, but before either of them can address the ghosts of their dark pasts, they will be sideswiped by a corruption ring which threatens Crowley's chances of ever making parole.

    A criminal justice system AU.

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    Gabriel knows Aziraphale has been in love with Crowley since forever. Desperate to get revenge on the angel who escaped punishment after the failed apocalypse, Gabriel decides that the best way to make Aziraphale miserable is to use a love potion and force Crowley to fall in love temporarily so the archangel can sit back and enjoy the fallout when it wears off. Except, nothing changes and the demon isn't acting any different. If at first you don't succeed, conspire with the Prince of Hell and use a stronger potion.

    In which Gabriel and Beelzebub scheme, Anathema meddles, Crowley and Aziraphale are oblivious, the bookshop is becoming a sorted pickup joint, and no one knows when to give up.

    Crack fill for a humorous prompt on the Good Omens Kink Meme

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    Dr Zira Fell is a new professor of theology at St Beryl's University. His first day there he meets the mysterious and enchanting Dr AJ Crowley, an art history professor and a painter. They almost immediately become friends, and spend most of their time getting lunch together, talking, drinking wine, making art, and falling slowly in love with one another.

    Featuring cameos of everyone's favorite (and least favorite) characters, gratuitous descriptions of paintings, long text messaging conversations, and one cranky cat.

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    Aziraphale thinks that he and Crowley should get married for tax reasons, and the Anti-Christ (according to Upstairs and Downstairs) is officially Not Evil Enough. In an effort to force the boy into realizing his destiny, Adam Young's parents are killed in a car accident that wasn't really an accident. Trying to stop a ticking time bomb of hormones from destroying the world when his beloved parents are no longer in it is probably impossible, but Aziraphale and Crowley are still going to try.

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    Gabriel y Belcebú reciben las ordenes de destruirse el uno al otro, sin embargo la pareja no puede hacerlo... Así que juntos idean un plan para engañar al cielo e infierno ¿saldrán las cosas bien para ellos?

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    Aziraphale wakes up after a celebratory dinner at the Ritz and finds himself in a world where Hell won, Heaven lost, and angels have been taken as prisoners of war and subjected to all sorts of heinous behavior at the hands of demons in Hell. To right the world, Aziraphale will have to make strange alliances and figure out how to get Crowley, his new "owner", on his side.

    If only it were that easy.

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    Aziraphale Sanctus is a devout Christian, a perfect babysitter, a model student, and an all-american boy.

    Anthony J. Crowley is a occultist of sorts, an absolute shit, filled with queer rage, and an all-american reject.

    They couldn't be more different and yet...

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    ”I expected nothing of you, I really did,” Gabriel murmured, wiping blood from his cheek.

     

    “And you saw how well that worked out,” His lover murmured, a wicked grin on their blood soaked lips.

     
    The Champion of Heaven is sent to fight the Prince of Hell. He finds himself crawling back for more, and more. At what point does fighting for honor become addiction?

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    Fifty short stories based on randomly-generated word prompts. Mostly Ineffable Husbands silliness and fluff. Rating subject to change.

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    "Zee?" Juviel said lightly, eyebrows raising at the still-shaking demon. "You'd like to be called Zee for now?"

    Zee nodded solemnly, even though his lip was still doing that wobbling thing, as though the very idea of being called Zee was the most disgusting and grotesque name he could think to call himself.

    "Well, that's all right, then." Juviel pulled away, settling back on his heels. Zee watched him with those wide jade eyes. "I think we'll be good together, bunny."

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    Le collège de Juniperfield a été fondé par Dieu elle-même, dans une autre réalité, une réalité ou l'apocalypse a dérapé et ou il était nécessaire de donner une seconde chance à ses anges et ses démons.

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    Heaven won.

    On paper that sounds like a good thing in reality not so much though.

    But one side begins to remember.

    Let's just say that the angels want back what they think is theirs.

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    Crowley moves to the South Downs for medical reasons. For the first year, he keeps himself to himself; but then an unlikely friendship, a holy experience of a cruller, and Bentley becoming addicted to a certain pupcake, all conspire to make him leave his safe studio and gardens and meet new people. Including the only man who can bake his way into Crowley's good books.

    Damn it.

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    CROWLEY
    For my money, the really big one will be all of us against all of them.
    AZIRAPHALE
    What? You mean Heaven and Hell against humanity?

    --Good Omens script by Neil Gaiman.

    Aziraphale and Crowley's love adventure. Cut loose from their organizations, how do they establish links with their human allies? Love, sex, and consequences. We start in Tadfield with a demonic Apple watch.

    Only a struggle twists sentimentality and lust together into love. -- E. M. Forster, Maurice

    We'll see how these plot pieces of a jigsaw puzzle of unknown design shape up.

    Those interested in a more M version of what's going on behind the scenes with our supernatural lovers might want to read Crowley Gets A New Look.

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    Gabriel wakes up chained in Hell. It's just as horrible as you would expect. Alone, seemingly abandoned by Heaven, he slowly loses hope of ever getting out.

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    7/?
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    NaNoWriMo - Day 17

    I was asked to write something funny. I hope is successful!

     

    God works in mysterious ways. She likes to have fun, though...

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    What if 6000 years of mutual pining isn't enough and we get to have more? Supernatural entities can be as oblivious as the rest of us. Sometimes, even more so.
    Or, more plainly put,
    This is going to be the slowest of slowburns.
    Anathema, Adam and Warlock want those two walking disasters getting together.
    Unfortunately, our main protagonists are being rather dense.
    Also unfortunately both Heaven and Hell want to see them punished for what they did.
    Actually, Heaven a lot more then Hell, seeing as angels are being holier-than-thou knobs.

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    39/?
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    Despite what most people and people-shaped beings around the universe might assume, Lucifer was the last person to want to bring Armageddon about.
     

    Or, in other words, Lucifer has no idea he has a son until said son summons him to the Tadfield Air Base, Crowley and Aziraphale have no idea that Lucifer doesn't actually want the world to end, and God is starting to be tired of their mutual pining.

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    Chapters:
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    During the golden age of Rock and Roll, Anthony J Crowley is the biggest name in the business. After a secretive past that nobody really knows much about, he winds up in LA and quickly rises to the top of the charts in 1964. But, one summer night when everyone has all had a bit too much to drink, Crowley performs a performance he isn't likely to forget for one reason and one reason only: there's a familiar blond-haired, strangely dressed gentleman sat in the front row.

    ***

    Or, the rocker AU nobody knew they needed. This story follows two timelines; the pasts of Crowley and Aziraphale and their present. It all links up in the end with angst along the way, of course.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    92
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    12
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