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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    In which the Serpent of Eden visits interesting places, and learns some new things.

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    Aziraphale is a horse whisperer. Crowley is a horse disaster. At least they have each other.

    (Well, they don't "have" each other, precisely, What are you suggesting, sir?)

    Five times Crowley upsets horses, and one time he upsets Aziraphale.

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    After an appropriate time at his post, Aziraphale wandered into the Garden again. Surely this was part of his purpose. It hadn’t been explicitly said, but Aziraphale felt in his heart he was supposed to be fraternising with all of creation. How else was he to serve them? He smiled as he heard the snorting and stomping of one of those elegant hooved creatures. Perhaps there was another ride in his future.

    He was only half a footstep into the clearing when he saw them.

    A demon.

    They were obviously closer to the hooved animal than she liked. She reared back angrily, but the demon stood their ground, arm outstretched, a bit of fruit in their hand.

    “Just take the stupid bloody thing,” hissed the demon. She calmed a bit and stepped forward, nudging at the offered fruit. Aziraphale watched the demon’s golden eyes grow wide in…no, it couldn’t be wonder, could it? What did demons care about the cautious affection of animals?

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    "Look, the whole of London's cracking up," she told him. "I'm finding it hard enough to work as it is without my commute being screwed up by the buses going on strike, and half my books turning into birds. That angel is wrecking everything, but in particular, my life - and you're too busy hating yourself to open your eyes and deal with it. I'm telling you, it has to stop." 

         "Is that all still happening?" Crowley said vaguely. "But I found him."

         "Oh my God, you can tell you don't commute," Anathema said. "The buses went on strike, Mr. Crowley."

         "That's perfectly normal for London. You'll learn."

          "You're not listening! Not the drivers, the buses. They're organising - meeting in secret, holding little candlelight vigils. Nobody else really knows what's going on - everyone's just assuming it's, like, general TfL incompetence or something - but it's only a matter of time. So what are you going to do about it?"

        "Er... have they submitted a list of their demands?" Crowley said helplessly.

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    Ezra's parent decided to offer their son to the serpent god to avoid he becoming the prey of the soul sucker. The serpent god made a promise to the boy but did not take him away...

    Will they reunite and what will that bring to the world?

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    Aziraphale befriends a snake which keeps showing up in his bookshop, but is, at the same time, plagued with a new handsoome but insufferable customer who keeps trying to buy up his entire section on gardening…

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    Formerly Angst bingo sketches, as this collection of pictures contains mostly fills for Good Omens angst bingo prompts, but I decided to throw in my other sketches that fit the angst and hurt/comfort theme as well. The pictures may contains some blood, but nothing sexual.

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    12/?
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    It all started with a sword.

    A flaming, blessed sword that made Crowley feel things for the naïve, glowy angelic being who happened to give said sword away despite the dangers that so clearly posed.

    It all started with a promise to keep said angel safe from the feathery knobheads who might take offense to his alternative ways of being. A promise fulfilled throughout the centuries all the way up to Armageddon itself.

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    Reguardless, he licks his lips, wiping away the yolk crumbs before going to bite the next one. He’s got his teeth halfway through it when his phone begins to ring. He chomps down on the egg until it seperates and the other half falls to his chest. He chews angrily.
    “What?” He bites out, only slightly muffled by the food in his mouth.
    “Crowley! It’s me, Aziraphale.”
    Crowley all but spits out the egg, sputtering and coughing, body wired and suddenly terribly warm all over.

    Insp by that post about someone's lizard: The reason he’s not eating is likely due to him entering breeding season early
    Can you imagine someone handing you a burger and you being like “I can’t eat this I’m too fucking horny”

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    After the storm and the rainbow, what then? Well, Aziraphale has a number on his mind, and Crowley has a mystery on his hands. (Settle in folks, this is a long one!)

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    Satan has gone by many names in his life: Lucifer, the Morning Star, the Devil, The Great Dragon, Father of Evil... and most recently, one Anthony J Crowley -- and Aziraphale has no idea. Strangely, though, that might not even be the biggest problem on Crowley's plate right now.

    (Good Omens Crowley-is-Satan AU)

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    After the Almost-Apocalypse, both Crowley and Aziraphale tentatively enjoy their new freedom - but it turns out that they are quite right in not trusting the new situation: All too soon, it seems that Heaven and Hell are after them again, out for revenge on their two 'former employees'. Apart from all that, it seems that Crowley also has some secrets of his past that he never told Aziraphale about, stuff they should definitiely address eventually...

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    Aziraphale was static. He was stable and steady. His bookshop didn't change, and neither did he. He hadn't drastically altered his hair in six thousand years, let alone anything else. He was happy being him. And Crowley was happy with him being him.

    The change had been a very rare impulse that had been thought about to distraction. He'd studied anatomy diagrams and had then made sure everything worked before he'd called Crowley and teasingly claimed that he was feeling quite alone in a locked shop and no demon to keep him and his chocolate wine sauce company.

    Everything worked, yes.

    He stared at pregnancy test number forty-two.

    Everything worked.

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    Six years after Armageddon't, Heaven and Hell think they’ve got quite the opportunity to enact revenge on the traitors. If they can even find the happy couple who have no interest in their future being as controlled as their past.

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    Three years have passed since the world didn't end and Azirpahale and Crowley are sharing a blissful life together. But life is just full of surprises. One stormy afternoon in winter, Aziraphale finds a homeless teenager asleep in his shop who has a whole laundry list of problems. One such problem leads the pair to take her in and help her get back on her feet, but who can say where life will lead them?

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    Just days after the war in Heaven, Aziraphale can't resist helping a newly-fallen angel, accidentally forging a bond too powerful to escape and too dangerous to remember.

    As the years pass, their bond keeps them together, but staying safe from both Heaven and Hell is a challenge. When it becomes clear that sometimes forgetting is the only way to protect themselves, the stakes grow higher. Add a purple-eyed bastard of an Archangel with a cruel agenda, and Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves wondering if there's any way for them to be together in peace.

    When the mental strain of forgotten memories starts taking its toll on Aziraphale, Crowley is faced with an impossible situation. How long can they protect themselves from Gabriel and the rest of their respective sides? And will they ever be free to love as they long to?

    This historical-to-modern tenderness and angst fest will rip your heart out through your kneecaps in places, and hand it back to you tied with a bow in others.

    Title (and several chapter titles) from the song Ghost Love Score, by Nightwish:

    My fall will be for you,
    My love will be in you,
    If you be the one to cut me
    I'll bleed forever.

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    因为Rowena的错误召唤,Anthony J. Crowley发现自己身处另一个世界。Aziraphale需要亲自把他带回来。而与此同时,自由意志小队不得不想办法面对这个已经游戏人间6000年的恶魔。他不仅对恶魔陷阱免疫,还喜欢乱翻Dean的黑胶唱片收藏。总之,各种各样的恶作剧将接踵而至。

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    Six thousand years of slow burn means there's going to be some exploration in the bedroom when you're finally on your own side. A story of stand-alone chapters about Aziraphale and Crowley discovering BDSM and kink, both getting to chance to top and bottom.

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    Anthony J. Crowley, fallen angel, the Serpent of Eden, professional nuisance, and demon who was definitely not a little, was most assuredly not jealous of the little currently seated on Aziraphale's lap. The little who was at this moment being bottle fed, looked at adoringly, and just generally being pampered, and petted, and cooed over by the aforementioned angel. His angel.

    Anthony J. Crowley, fallen angel, the Serpent of Eden, professional nuisance, and demon who was definitely not a little, was also lying.

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    ZehWulf's summary:

    “There’s an enchanted castle West in the Hellian slopes, and apparently it comes with a prince looking for a bride or bridegroom to free him from a dark fae’s curse.”

    “I see,” Aziraphale says finally, when he realizes both Gabriel and Uriel are staring at him expectantly. “You want me to marry a beast?”

    Gabriel's mouth flattens. “I want you to take this gods’ blessed opportunity to secure your family’s future for good."

    OR

    Aziraphale is a professional quest hero who just wants to sit by the fire and read a book, if his overbearing family will ever let him; Crowley is a serpent demon who needs a gullible hero he can con into gathering some critical ingredients for a human corporation spell. Hijinks and a lot of terribly inconvenient feelings ensue.

    Updates on Sundays

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    A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.

    Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.

    Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
    Updates every Friday!

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    44/?
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