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    After the Apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale have to work through millennia of fear, abuse, and repression, as well as the trauma of the Apocalypse, their attempted executions, and the new, terrifying freedom which neither of them has ever experienced.

    Or they could deny there's any need to unpack all of that, buy a house on a whim, and run away to the South Downs, where Crowley covets his neighbour's greenhouse and comes up with a plot to make the couple next-door move out.

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    2/?
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    After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.

    Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.

    Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.

    Derivative works are awesome, but please cite me for the original concept and also link to my work! Thanks.

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    ….So much as stride blithely out a window

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    Crowley remembered everything about Heaven.

    He remembered the other angels, the pureness, the feeling of God’s love, the way it felt to soar through the heavens, wings light and carefree. He remembered creating the stars, and he remembered meeting Aziraphale for the first time.

    He also remembered the Fall.

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    This time of year, there are always groups of carolers going around looking for a little Christmas charity. If a few more than is usual end up at a new bookshop in Soho, well, who would notice?

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    Azra Fell, a former counselor at Eden Youth Rehabilitation Center for juvenile delinquents, has accepted a job as a guard at a maximum-security prison. The inmate janitor on Fell's housing unit, AJ Crowley, was a resident at Eden prior to turning eighteen.

    Both Crowley and Fell have deep-seated regrets stretching back to Eden, but before either of them can address the ghosts of their dark pasts, they will be sideswiped by a corruption ring which threatens Crowley's chances of ever making parole.

    A criminal justice system AU.

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    A week after the avoided apocalypse, Aziraphale has retreated into himself and his anxiety. Crowley helps.

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    In which Crowley and Aziraphale accidentally deliver a future messiah. And that's not to say that they hand him over.

    They deliver, deliver him.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    56
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    11
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    Gabriel is set outside the Heavenly Veil by God as punishment for his role in Aziraphale's attempted execution. Powerless and bound to the mortal plane for the foreseeable future, he goes to the only angel he knows on Earth.

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    27/27
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    While humans & animals alike need the Behemoth's roar to calm their aggression, our team of celestials need a way to find the creature.

    The group sends an envoy to Heaven to cut some bureaucratic red tape, and Gabriel can't resist letting Crowley join the mission.

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    It's the end of summer in the year 1990. In the next universe over, Crowley and Aziraphale are pretty busy with the Apocalypse not happening. In this one, they have to deal with a much more personal threat: a team of four angels have found them out, and they know the perfect punishment to fit their crime.

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    278
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    55
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    Aziraphale asks one too many questions.

    What is Heaven to do with their wayward Principality?

    Crowley picks up the pieces.

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    557
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    114
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    Crowley drops in on the French Revolution and ends up unexpectedly rescuing an angel from the Bastille. And he's decidedly unhappy about how his angel's been treated...

    Basically, Crowley's thought process during the French Revolution scene.

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    1/1
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    Angels and Demons have complete control over their appearance. Complete control - including their wings.

    Of course the uniform code demands Black and White and no other colour and after Aziraphale's first run in with the warnings for violations... well he's not up for a second warning.

    But an Angel can dream, right?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    29
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    362
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    52
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    After the apocalypse that wasn't, Crowley and Aziraphale always knew that sooner or later Heaven, Hell or both of them would come after them.

    So when the Archangel Michael comes sniffing around the pair, it's not exactly a surprise. It's just that the timing couldn't be worse, because she catches them at a moment when Aziraphale's frustrated creative impulses appear to have plunged them into their most ridiculous predicament yet.

    Resurrections, misconceptions, startled Satanic nuns, eldritch abominations and vacuum cleaner abuse - it's all going on and it's about to get messy, gassy and prone to disastrous decision making. And that's just Crowley.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    381
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    598
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    A damsel with a scroll comes to the court of King Arthur at a crucial moment, and Sir Aziraphale embarks upon a quest.

    Sir Azirefal was a knight of gentle countenance and great kindliness. He did love the scents and sounds of nature, and every morning did greet the sapphire sky, and every evening did greet the darkness of heaven and the stars therein. And when a fellow knight did say that his visage was as fearsome as that of a lamb, he replied I forgive you Sir Kay for those uncouth words. And yet his learning was great, and his eye saw into the hearts of men and far beyond their matters, and behind his debonaire mien his was a mind of subtilty.

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    2/2
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    66
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    26
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    Michael just smiled, glancing between the two of them.

    “It was you,” Crowley realized, half rage, half grief. Michael just smiled wider.

    “What?” Aziraphale looked back and forth between them. “What do you mean? What are you talking about?”
    Crowley swallowed, his jaw clenching.

    “The plane crash,” Crowley said in a strained voice. “The lightning,” he explained, even though he knew he didn’t need to. Aziraphale understood already. He just didn’t want to. “It was her.”

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
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    13
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    135
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    9
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    752
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    The boy had shook with fever, his nightgown plastered to every concavity of his malnourished body. I shall happily enjoy whatever fate my loving God has prepared for me, he'd said, smiling, as Aziraphale had left for the night.

    Aziraphale squeezed his eyes shut, and downed the rest of his glass. 

    Damn the Great Plan. Damn it all to Hell, he most certainly did not think, because it would have been beyond the pale for an angel to think such thoughts. But he came close enough to frighten himself.

    ---

    It's the mid-nineteenth century, and Aziraphale's latest assignment is difficult to bear.

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    1/1
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    22
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    612
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    From a week of my sister and me challenging each other with prompts.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    800
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    264
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    An Alternate Fic to The Good the Bad, and the Ineffable:
    In which God plays games with the universe and you (the reader) are dealt the worst cards in the deck.

    Surprisingly enough, having an archangel as your boss isn't NEARLY as cool as it sounds.

    (Whumptober Prompts 2019)

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    14
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    3
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