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    Crowley was there but he didn't say anything.

    When Aziraphale had this dream, Crowley was always there.

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    Whumptober 2021 entries. Mostly Aziraphale, with some Crowley mixed in.

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    'Pull A Thread in My Story' is a collection of short stories spanning 100-500 words featuring either Crowley or Aziraphale. Each chapter is based on a prompt from the 2021 Whumptober list.

    -O-

    Table of Contents:

    Aziraphale + "Do you trust me?"

    Crowley + bruises, hunger

    Aziraphale + tears

    Crowley + adrift, drowning

    Crowley + torture

    Nanny Ashtoreth + burns

    Aziraphale + crash injuries

    Crowley + hemorrhage

    Crowley + blood-matted hair

    Aziraphale + disaster zone

    Raphael + self-sacrifice

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    Aziraphale, distracted by a long list of blessings to perform, ignores the signs that he’s pushing himself too hard in hot weather. When he collapses with heat stroke, Crowley sweeps in to rescue him.

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    Aziraphale is overjoyed to realize that angels can’t sense love.

    Written for the Ineffable Con 3 Zine

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    Whenever Aziraphale missteps, Gabriel’s abusive punishments escalate. Aziraphale relies on Crowley for comfort, but eventually realizes that Crowley is being abused in Hell and needs help too. Aziraphale and Crowley learn to trust each other, to lend a hand when needed, and later to heal together.

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    Crowley receives another order from Heaven to smite Azirafell.

    Part of a series. Reading previous installments first is highly recommended.

    [MIND THE TAGS.]

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    A series of Hard Times style cold opens ficlets of Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages.

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    3/?
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    "There is a theory that when Lucifer and his angels fell from Heaven they lost the ability to sense God’s love. This is false. It is true for the humans: when Adam and Eve left the Garden they felt an emptiness where Her love should have been, for theirs was a merciful God."

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    “Eight blessings missed,” Uriel said, monotone. “Two church services you were specifically assigned to. Evidence of demonic activity in the very area you were in. How did you miss so many things, Aziraphale?”

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    When Aziraphale returns to Earth after being recalled to Heaven for thirty years, he finds the years have taken an unexpected emotional toll on him - and his relationship with Crowley. Struggling to articulate his emotions, the angel has a long way to go before things can ever go back to normal.

    Aziraphale's recovery may take some time, but Crowley will always be by his side to help him through the hard times.

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    Mr. Fell is a sweet man (as long as you don’t try to buy his books). That’s undeniable.

    His partner on the other hand…well, less than savory assumptions have been made.

    3 times a Soho resident thought Crowley was up to something very sinister + 1 time they knew he wasn’t.

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    Contrary to Crowley’s expectations, it was a nice day. It was Warlock’s fifth birthday, a pleasant but not excessively warm August afternoon, and she was performing her duties as his nanny by sitting in the grounds of the Dowling residence keeping watch over the boy and his friends.

    The young Dark-Lord-to-be had been treated to a lavish birthday picnic featuring a bouncy castle, various games involving balls or water pistols, an assortment of other small children and rather a lot more sugar than was strictly advisable unless you thrived on chaos. Now it was late afternoon, and Crowley was watching as the last of the stragglers were collected by their parents or guardians and hauled off home to bed, screaming and sulking all the way.

    The boy didn’t seem overly infernal so far, at least no more so than was normal for a five year old child. Crowley hoped it meant the plan was working, but she had a disconcerting sense of something not being right.

    For the Angstember prompt "9/4 - Don't let go."

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    There is a cafe on the ground floor of the Heaven and Hell building. It doesn't merely offer tea and coffee to the angels and demons that pass through, but also caters to their meta-physical and -phorical needs, with inspiration and tropes to go.

    After Armageddon, Crowley and Aziraphale experiment with new drinks

    Mistakes are made (but not always regretted)

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    Aziraphale gave a long, shuddering sigh, then straightened his shoulders like a soldier about to charge into battle. “I’d hate for it all to end without ever being able to... to make love to you.”

    Crowley’s breath caught in his throat. “You can, y’know,” he said. “Always want that. I can get the stuff, and then... any way you’d want it. Any way.”

    The angel gave him a pained smile. “I don’t mean... I mean real lovemaking, Crowley.” He closed his eyes again. “I mean the way I can’t.”


    Angels are forbidden from giving their bodies genitals. Crowley and Aziraphale figure out how to have sex anyway.

    ...Or, to put it even more bluntly: This is a fic where Aziraphale possesses a dildo.

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    Aziraphale & Crowley helped stop the Apocalypse ten years ago. It's been quiet since, but they've never believed Heaven and Hell really gave up on the whole 'destroying the earth' thing. And now an angel has fallen from the sky, found injured and unconscious in St. James Park, and Peter Grant of the Folly has called them in to help. Old friends and new join forces to protect humanity as the other shoe finally drops.

    You do not need to have read the Rivers of London series to follow this work (although it's a wonderful series which I highly recommend.) All you really need to know is that the Folly is the Scotland Yard office for the weird and uncanny, and it is staffed solely by the wizard DCI Thomas Nightingale and his apprentice, PC Peter Grant. If you're not familiar with Good Omens, on the other hand, you will be completely lost.

    This work is completed.

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    Crowley knew there had never been a timetable. He knew this day would come whenever and however She willed. He just hadn’t expected the second end of the world to begin with all of God’s angels returning to Heaven. Returning whether they wanted to or not.

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    Aziraphale's hands were shaking, his throat was closing up again, and there were tears coming out of his eyes. He squeezed his eyes shut, but the tears kept trickling through anyway.

    “Okay,” came Crowley’s voice again, very near at hand — gentle, steady, undercurrent of anxiety audible but, doubtless for Aziraphale’s benefit, tamped down under control. “Okay, there. Yeah. All right. You want a hug?”

    And it was Crowley, it was just Crowley, they’d hugged plenty of times before. Aziraphale liked hugging Crowley. When he got like this a hug was an almost guaranteed way to help him feel better, to ground him, to calm him down. It was just Crowley, for goodness’s sake, this was ridiculous…

    Aziraphale discovered that he was shaking his head from side to side, very emphatically.

    “Okay,” Crowley said for the fourth time, calm and grounding even without any physical touch, and the sound of his voice retreated a foot or so. “Not a hug. Is there anything else I can do?”

    ~ ~ ~

    OR: After a performance review and a dubious "reward" from the Archangels, Aziraphale arrives home badly in need of comfort.

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    Aziraphale gets hurt fighting something much stronger than he is. Crowley is not happy about it.

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    ‘It’s just… funny. Don’t you think it would be funny, if it turned out we’d had it the wrong way round all these years? If I ate all the time, and you hardly ever?’

    Crowley discovers that Aziraphale has been strictly and obsessively limiting his food intake for millennia, due to fear of punishment from Heaven if he gets caught eating too regularly. The angel’s confident facade comes apart at the seams after they move to the South Downs, as he struggles to cope with new-found freedom while still keeping his past a secret.

    With the future of their relationship soon hanging in the balance, Crowley must find a way to convince Aziraphale that he is a safe pair of hands to collapse into – and that they can rebuild things from the ground up.

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