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    Although Aziraphale and Crowley are both trapped on opposite Sides, they’ve learned to trust and support each other. But new problems throw their lives into turmoil. Can they find ways to adapt while trying to protect each other?

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    A Heavenly assassin attacks and seriously injures Crowley. Crowley manages to escape into his flat, but he’s afraid he won’t survive. He only wants one thing: a chance to tell Aziraphale how he feels.

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    “Not to worry”, Gabriel told him. “So you let in a demon who tempted the humans to sin! On top of that you lost the flaming sword. It’s really my fault — I should have known it would be too much of a responsibility for you! Earth is, after all, not for the lesser angels. I mean, it’s Her Great Plan! Visiting Earth is a virtue, and you weren’t up for the task. No harm done!”

     

    And so it came to be, that Aziraphale was never to go to Earth again.
     

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    After millenias of watching Earth from above, Aziraphale decides to sneak down.

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    AJ Crowley likes helping people discover and heal the neglected parts of themselves. Even if that's only for their scheduled session. He likes being a sex worker, although he's started to dream of some genuine intimacy.

    Aziraphale Fell knows he isn't deserving of romance. As much as he might like the idea, a lifetime of neglect has left him insecure and afraid to reach for what he wants. He still dreams that one day he might be brave enough to take a chance.

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    an angel of Heaven, and of the Void, has had enough of Heaven and Hell, good and evil.

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    From the second he meets Crawly on the Wall, Aziraphale is equal parts fascinated and horrified. Fascinated by the demon, and horrified by his feelings for said demon.

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    The Antichrist couldn't be reasoned with, and this sends the entirety of Earth spiraling into a hellish apocalypse. Aziraphale and Crowley, now separated, have to reunite while simultaneously grappling with their new reality.

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    Aziraphale's mission is to spread some good, and stop the mysterious and evil Black Knight.
    We all know what happens then...
    But was it all that happened, really?

    (I have a problem with Aziraphale calling Crowley "Crawly" in the Wessex scene. I mean he has no trouble remembering it in Rome! And Aziraphale, forgetting something as important as a chosen name? His best enemy's chosen name? FIVE HUNDRED YEARS after Crowley changed it? Didn't feel right. So I had to find a reason 😁)

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    “I don’t want to talk about it.”

    “Angel you must eventually—“

    “I said, I don't want to talk about it.”

    That had been the norm for the past 4 days since..the incident. Crowley just wished he knew what exactly the “incident” was? They’d beaten heaven and hell. Thought they’d gotten away with it too, until both he and Aziraphale were ambushed in broad daylight and dragged back to their respective offices.

    And heaven had administered it's punishment

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    When Aziraphale accidentally cuts himself cooking, all of Heaven’s old criticisms come rushing back. He feels like a failure for making a mistake, no matter how minor. Hoping to cheer him up, Crowley coaxes him to visit their ducks.

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    Months after Armageddon, Heaven still receives receipts detailing Aziraphale’s daily miracle usage. Michael makes the mistake of checking them one idle day.
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    Aziraphale reheats a lot of tea and admires his demon, scandalizing an archangel in the process.

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    The British Empire has spread wider and yet wider, and the official presence of angels in government and high society has made it mightier yet. It's a dangerous time for an angel and a demon to be meeting in a factory at night to discuss a human invention.

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    “If we want the truth from him, he needs to feel safe enough to speak truthfully,” said Gabriel. “Now, I know what you’re thinking: ‘The traitor couldn’t possibly feel safe while he’s in Heaven for interrogation!’ And you’d be right.” His grin widened. “But—this is where it gets really good—he won’t even know that’s where he is.”

    (Aziraphale is imprisoned in Heaven, but breaks free thanks to Crowley’s help. On Earth, Crowley wakes up from his pandemic nap to find Aziraphale missing. Meanwhile, two angels watch an imaginary life unfold, with all the time in the world to wait for the answers they need.)

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    Aziraphale can't very well question Heaven. It's Heaven, after all: they are inevitable, irreproachable, ineffable. If they have made a decision, Aziraphale can't dispute it.

    But maybe there's at least one other being who will understand.

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    A punishment from Gabriel shakes Aziraphale’s confidence and stains his robe with blood. According to Heaven, stains can’t be washed away, and mistakes are unforgivable. Crawley steps in to prove Heaven wrong.

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    “Goodness me,” said Aziraphale breathlessly, “this isn’t what one is supposed to do in a practice room.”

     

     

    Crowley, a vocal student at University, is assigned to collaborate with a student accompanist, Aziraphale, who has some very strange and dark secrets.

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    wispofwind's summary:

    A very short essay about the use of water symbolism in Good Omens, and how it pertains to Aziraphale's relationship with faith. Mostly TV centric.

    Podfic of Being waterproof and its theological implications in Good Omens by wispofwind.

    Length: 4:46 minutes

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    Heaven is curious about Aziraphale and Crowley’s apparent immunities. Archangels attack and smite Crowley, testing his reaction to holiness. They offer Aziraphale a deal: if he submits to a test of his own, he can have Crowley back.

    Will Aziraphale and Crowley be able to save each other from the deadly effects?

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    Aziraphale is recalled in heaven for a "Obligatory Advanced Resistance Training for Emissaries on Earth'' which is supervised by the four archangels.
    It's really a bad time for the angel.

    Whumptober 2022: No. 22 PICK YOUR POISON - Toxic

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    "We're down here because we disobeyed the big man upstairs." A third finger. " And the only one who will know the reason you're down here is you, Angel."

    "What?" She asked, reeling a bit. So this place was mean to be a punishment of sorts then? By why was it so beautiful? And why were they banished underground to be punished? And was everyone here down here because they were all being punished too? Niki'd never even heard of another Angel abandoning their post and position like she had, so what- why-

    "Oh, chickie." The boar-like creature grinned, his tusks flashing threateningly without him even making an effort to do so, and she could feel herself shudder in Quackity and Wilbur's hold. "You think you're the only one who's turned your back on that bastard who calls himself a god?"

    i.e. Niki has had enough, even if it means abandoning her God all together, and she finds she isn't alone in her decision.

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