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    /You stood there in shock, staring at the gunman. He had a blank look in his eyes. Like it was all routine. Like he was numb. You chuckled and choked on the blood building up in your lungs. It spit out of your mouth as you coughed and smiled at him, shakily bringing your hands up and clapping. Your chest throbbed. Your lungs burned as it drowned in blood from the open bullet wound.
    He stared at you blankly. His gun still pointed at you.
    You collapsed as everything went black.
    As everything disappeared./

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    An old decorated tome about monsters wasn’t the most exciting thing one could find amongst your grandmother’s things but it did catch your attention. Fascinating depictions of magical creatures aside, it seemed more or less worthless.

    However a warning label came attached, inscribed on the inside of the cover with a rather clear message: don’t leave it open in the dark.

    "are you the owner of this book?"

    Of course you did what anyone would in your situation.

    You screamed.

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    An entire alternate multiverse of AC made of bad puns. And even worse puns.

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    Yaoi: Ok wait r u guys on a donut date or?????
    Yaoi: I need to know
    Yaoi: For reasons
    19toomanypilots: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    420blazeit: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Dispear: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Koko kirigiri: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Souldier: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Progamer: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Cornhair: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Precious Cinnabon: Wait, what does the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) emoticon mean?
    Cornhair: SEE
    Cornhair: I TOLD U
    Cornhair: HE’S PRECIOUS CINNABON
    Otakool: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Luckster: You’re late

    Basically this is a chatroom au crackfic chocked with memes. And swearing. Lots of swearing. I'll try to update as much as possible but hey this shitshow of a fic is bound to end sometime

    This story is 98% DR1 kiddos, everything SDR2 are in chapters 17, 24, 27, 33, 36, and 38. Just sayin in case you were going to read the fic for the SDR2 characters.

    Also the V3 characters are in chapter 39 (just fyi).

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    Two beings who held great legend now against each other, where is the peace, harmony and balance?

    It may take long but it's worth it

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    There's a boarding house in Tokyo occupied by boys attending a local college. Hysteria and romantic drama ensues when a female tenant is left in charge of her group of friends who all happened to play volleyball together in high school.

    This is an AU fanfiction for the series "Haikyuu!" that focuses on the character Yamaguchi Tadashi and his girlfriend, an original character made by me. It's also self-indulgent because I love my boy so, so much and this is my first real fanfic, lol. I hope you enjoy!

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    “Steve… you’ve got tent pants.” Steve furrows his eyebrows and chances a look at Bucky’s crotch before he looks back at his face.

    “So do you, jerk.”

    “Why don’t you just take care of it?”

    “I’m… kinda used to it goin’ away. Or not having to take care of it myself.”

    “We could… take care of it together, y’know…” Bucky suggests with a quirk of his eyebrow.

    “Or I could just go to the shower and take care of it myself,” Steve suggests instead, but he makes no move to make good on his words.

    “Or we could just kill two birds with one stone. Or two boners with a few faps, to be more precise.”

    It makes Steve laugh. He turns his head towards Bucky, his smile slowly fading. Bucky watches him intently for any reaction.



    Or: Steve fucked a guy that looks a lot like Bucky. Things happen that cause Steve and Bucky to grow apart, which is wearing off on both of them. Steve wants to carve out a new life for himself and Bucky has to deal with it and also with the fact that Steve finds himself a super hot boyfriend at the most inopportune time.

    Ensue a lot of angst, unholy amount of pining and not entirely failed attempts at seduction.

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    Two days ago, you said goodbye to your best friend. Yesterday, you lost your job with no prior notice. And then today, you had a fight with your mom. So that’s your day today. Lonely, fighting with your mom, jobless. Perfect Day for a drink or two, right? What's that on TV about monsters?

    You didn't expect the monsters to accept that application for a social media job you sent them while you were drunk. Now you've suddenly moved to Ebott and spend your days hanging out with monsters, documenting your weird new life, and marvelling at how different monsters and humans can be - and how similar.

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    Assorted chatlogs of the Avengers when they are off-duty. It started with a stupid thought and devolved into this... more to be added.
    Update 1: While originally, there were not pairings to be followed, I ended up getting into Bucky/Wanda, and am depicting a little Natasha/Bruce on the side.

     

    Got a fanfic idea for me?
    My deviantART - full of original fiction.
    Snippets and ramblings on my tumblr.

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    Wash, seeking to have his two relationships work, seeks a balance between the two.

    Written for the RvB Reverse Big Bang 2017 :D

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    No Angst in November! A collaborative effort to bring you Overwatch fics all month long! Shorts ranging from a few hundred words to many thousand, by numerous different authors, the only rule being: No Angst! (First chapter's a table of contents if you're looking for particular ships/plots/authors etc.)

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    Frisk falls. She frees the monsters...She leaves Asriel behind...She does a true Reset...

    Frisk falls...She frees the monsters...She leaves him behind again...She does a true reset...

    Frisk...falls...she...frees....she leaves him...True Reset again....

    Falls. Frees. Leaves.

    TRUE RESET...?

    She's done this more times than she can count. Yet she wants to save them all. Is that too hard to ask? Frisk is sure it isn't and she's going to keep pressing the true reset button until Asriel is saved, if it's the last thing she does.

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    Lance had read and watched almost every single zombie story going, he was so well versed in the zombie-verse, that he was almost certain that come the inevitable zombie apocalypse, he’d be prepared.

    And if you’d have challenged that fact, he would have argued to the death, that although this wasn’t the case when the outbreak did happen, if he’d been at home things would have been different.

    Instead, his zombie (Sorry, infected) outbreak story begins with a guy, a cute guy, a cute guy who happened to stumble into him whilst receiving a right-hook from some enraged bar patron with one working eye and a baseball cap.

    A.K.A THE GOOFY ZOMBIE-AU THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR!

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    В своем геройском обличье Коту Нуару исключительно не везет, но он находит интересный способ побороть свою неудачливость.

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    Dick finds himself captured and tortured, and Jason is there for him in the aftermath.

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    A young photographer working under Professor Oak is given a large task- to travel Kanto and get pictures, so the newest version of the Pokedex can be updated. Of course, this task isn't going to come easy. Along the way, the photographer runs into familiar and unfamiliar characters, some of which include-- a cousin working on a reality show, a boy reaching for the stars, an arrogant gym leader, and a lost champion. All of this, while an evil team begins to rise from the ashes once again...

    NANO 2017. Not meant for the destination, but for the journey.

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    Hane Natsume is the owner of a small bookstore in G-City, enjoying their quiet daily life. However, when they decide to decorate their living room with a naginata, they have to adapt and to overcome the dangers of their new life. Will they be strong enough to protect their soul, shop and books?

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    Just a quick attempt at being funny. Please, carry on.

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    When the skele bros from Underfell arrive in the Undertale universe Papyrus makes it his mission to save Underfell Papyrus (Edge) from his wicked (and abusive) ways or die trying! Probably the latter. But he won't give up! Everyone can be a good person if they just try, right?

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    When Noct, a total stanger, asks Prompto to 'marry' him for a month, it seems like a good idea at the time. Prompto needs to prove to his uncle that he's a capable adult, and not the mess he acutally is - so pretending to be married is the right step to take, right? He's not going to get anything out of this except what they both agreed on...right?

    Follow Prompto's emotional journey living with a hot, really good looking stranger, unwillingly finding himself learning things about himself and others that he'd rather have never known, of finding something good in his life without even looking for it...his serendipity.

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