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    “You know,” Lena says conversationally, taking a long sip of her milkshake. “Kara really enjoys having sex at the office.”

    Kara chokes on a fry.

    What?” Kara demands once she manages to avoid choking to death.

    “She doesn’t like to admit it,” Lena says, patting her shoulder consolingly. “It’s true, though.”

    What the hell, Kara thinks, and then, two can play this game.

    “It is,” Kara confirms, and Lena’s eyebrows rise. “Lena really likes it when I fuck her over her desk.”

    A family near them shoots her a scandalized look, and an older lady behind them yells, “Damn right!”

    or, in which kara is done with alex's blind dates and enlists the help of lena to get her through

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    Usually preoccupied by the more boisterous women of Fenith Island, Joe finds an unusual spark between him and Violet during one of his adventures.

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    Part 1 Complete! What if the Kingdom Hearts series stayed simple? What if there were no in between games, just KH1, KH2 and KH3? What if the story telling and tone of the first game stayed with the series? This is a re-imagining of what the series might have been like if Kingdom Hearts 2 and 3 had followed the story telling style of the first game. Takes please after KH1.

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    “Stiles, you can’t drive with a broken arm.” Derek reminded him.

    “Fortunately Der-Bear, the law says I can.” Stiles said smugly. Stiles continued to hold eye contact while he grappled the driver’s side door of his Jeep with his injured hand, his fingers unable to move close enough together to grasp the handle. Stiles pursed his lips, concentrating fiercely. Derek waited. Finally, Stiles stopped awkwardly stoking the handle and glared at him. “Just because I love you doesn’t mean you’re right.”

    “I think the fact that I’m right means I’m right.” Derek said, more than a little smug.

    “This is because I called you a sour skittle, isn’t it?” Stiles glowered bitterly at him.

    “No.” Derek lied.

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    Long ago, a human fell into the underground. They brought hope to its inhabitants. One day, they became fatally ill, and died. Their last promise was to someday save their friends and family from their prison.
    Six humans later, they think they've finally found their chance. And they won't let it slip away.

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    The first time Violet meets Jared, he runs her through a few tests to see if she’s the right girl to cast for Walker.

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    Trevor and Sypha hear some disturbing rumours of what sits at the steps of Dracula's castle, and by extension the grounds of the ruins of Belmont Estate. They return to the castle to investigate if the rumours are true and if they are dealing with the return of Dracula in the form of his son.

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    Walter Watson wants to show off his brains to his classmates, and finds a very interesting book.

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    Here's a few life-saving rules.

    1) Don't run across the road to save a bird without looking both ways first.

    2) Don't make a deal with a talking raven just because you love them.

    3) Don't befriend a mage without knowing that your body can react unexpectedly to magic.

    Aderyn, of course, does all of this, and ends up right in the middle of Thedas with a few surprises up her sleeve. She is going to be so mad if she dies again.

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    She blinks, heat flushing over her, her mouth opening and closing, trying to process. “Hel-lo,” she manages, and she can only imagine that her pupils must be huge, like double-dose-of-molly-huge, and honestly, that’s not far from how she feels, because — oh my god.

    Ted got fat.

    Ted got, like, so fat.

    or: when Ted shows up in New York after five years of increasingly intimate texting, Alexis is thrilled at the chance to reconnect IRL — especially when it turns out that there’s a lot more of Ted than she remembers. Like, a lot more.

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    "The potential end of the world really messes with the catering."

    The Tale of the Inquisition, told from the perspective of someone who was standing far at the back doing the paperwork and cheering on the actual heroes. Until she suddenly wasn't.

    Featuring lots of Cole (the ultimate cinnamon bun), lashings of Bull, and making Solas irritated. With much more yet to come.

    Updating as often as muses and meatsuit permit.

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    After her Tinker-Brain was destroyed, the notorious Risky Boots hatches yet another dastardly scheme to annihilate Sequin Land as we know it. Only this time, she's managed to pilfer an extensive collection of military weapons from another world! With the threat of Risky's conquest more perilous than ever, Half-Genie Hero Shantae and an unlikely ally must join forces to stop her!

    (This story takes place immediately after Half-Genie Hero and diverges from there; Seven Sirens is not accounted for.)

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    SO YOU AND THE SKELEBROS ARE IN A DISCORD AND STUFF HAPPENS???

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    Go on vacation, they said!
    You need to relax a bit more in a nice place, they have said so politely!
    Visit an exotic place, they said!
    Nothing can go wrong in a ship, they said totally convinced!
    You need to meet someone nice and start a relationship, they said worriedly!
    And you have listened to them over and over again… Why did you listen to them?
    WHY?
    Someone, any kind of deity… could somebody tell you just WHY is this happening to you?

    Why are you lost in what seems like an island lost from the hand of man in the middle of nowhere with weird creatures that seems like monsters that are trying to court you in the most ridiculous ways possible… and why must all of them be fucking skeletons!!!

    And why, oh god WHY do you think they’re HOT beauties out of nowhere?
    Are you really that lonely or is this island somehow messing up with your mind?

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    Friends. Foes. Lost treasure. One Samuel Drake.
    The librarian is in too deep to back out now, and higher stakes means further to fall.

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    [Y/N] [L/N] is a powerful mage with a bloodline well-known throughout the ages and her family have always been celebrated. They, however, despise how their bloodline trapped monsters beneath the ground. But, that is for another day. In not being able to afford basic accommodation for university, they had to rely on an old (and terrible) friend named Bethany. For some reason, most of Bethany's skeleton mates despise [Y/N] but why is that? Apart from the fact she is a mage?
    Just because she has a kindness soul, it doesn't mean she will stand for their bullshit.

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    loy·al
    /ˈloi(ə)l/
    adjective
    giving or showing firm and constant support or allegiance to a person or institution.

    But what happens when other's trust runs out? Nakahara Eiko is turned away by those she thought she could trust, leaving her home world. Finding herself a new life far, far away, can a group of dancing monsters help her regain the ability to trust? Her LOYALTY to those she calls friends will help along the way.

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    Even's ready to spend a chill senior year enjoying his last year of high school before graduation. But first he'll need to pass Chemistry, a class he's so spectacularly bad at that it’d take a miracle. What's more, he's landed the notorious Isak Valtersen as a lab partner. What little is known about Isak comes from largely outlandish and unfavorable rumors: whispers have ranged from him being a ruthless heartbreaker to his rumored participation in underground fight clubs.

    But the boy sitting beside him every 3rd period period seems far from the rumors, and Even’s fascinated. Isak wears his hood up indoors. He doesn’t talk much. He scowls more than he smiles. And for someone who sleeps through every class, he aces every exam. Even just so happens to desperately need a Chem tutor, but he wants to be Isak’s friend more, and he’s happy to use as many terrible chemistry puns as it’ll take to get there.

    Throw in a class president election that Even somehow finds himself running for, an actual underground fight club, and the fact that their lab experimentation isn’t the only chemistry happening between him and his lab partner, and somehow—Even finds his senior year turning out a little less chill than expected.

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    En esa fría sala solo se podía escuchar el suave susurro de unas respiraciones tranquilas...

    Solo es un pequeño fic para un challenge, ¡Disfrutemos del Chans sin sentido!

    [Sans x Chara] [Chans]

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    Let’s be honest, when I woke up this morning, I didn’t expect it would be the last day of my life, or rather, life as I know it. I died and, - I woke up as Lauren in Twilight? That must be some kind of sick joke, who wants to be that bitch?

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