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    It's that spooky sexy time, and it's time for Kinktober!

    1. Equius/Anonymous
    2. Darkleer/Grand Highblood/Gamzee
    3. Equius/Dad Egbert
    4. Horuss/Damara
    5. Bro/Darkleer
    6. Meenah/Darkleer
    7. Equius/Dualscar
    8. Cronus/Darkleer
    9. Equius/Sollux
    10. Kurloz/Horuss
    (TW: Kurloz)
    11. Equius/Dirk
    12. Equius/Marvus
    13. The Condesce/Darkleer
    14. Gamzee/Equius
    15. Diamonds Droog/Equius (TW: gunplay)

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    English
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    15/31
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    751
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    Don’t let the title confuse you, everything here is canon to the series. Sans has just learned a disturbing truth. Frisk is becoming less stable by the minute. It picks up right after the last book.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    The first time was a fluke. The second time, okay, there were extenuating circumstances. However, a third time? This was getting suspicious.

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    Jason keeps dying. He becomes more acquainted with the other side. Nobody really knows what's going on.

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    41,323
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    420
    Kudos:
    1897
    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
    28539
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    Yuu and Grim go to each dorms’ venues!

    ...

    (This should be updated everyday until the 31st!)

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    “Janus!” Logan already has one foot out the door. “If you aren’t ready I’m leaving without you!”
    “Where are you going?” asks Roman, in the kitchen.
    “It’s Errand Day,” says Janus, hopping in an undignified way as he shoves on socks. He almost falls, rights himself, and sniffs like he can’t imagine why Patton is staring at him.
    “Ah,” nods Virgil. “That’s why you’re leaving at this unholy hour.”
    “Nine AM?” says Logan.
    “How about everyone comes along?” suggests Janus. “Since they’re so curious.”
    Remus leans half his body out his bedroom door to chime,“Yeah! It’ll be fun!”
    Logan looks up, slowly. “No. Don’t do this to me. Errand Day isn’t supposed to be fun.”
    But Roman is racing back through the apartment for Remus, and Virgil is rustling on his shoes by the door. Janus pats him on the back consolingly, which is ruined by the grin crawling across his face. “It’ll be fun,” he says.
    Logan wouldn’t believe that for six dollars and a box of croutons.
    Disclaimer: No errands were actually run in the making of this fic.
    Or, the slow process of Logan’s gradual insanity at the hands of his demon nightmare friends and the growing list of stores they’re now banned from.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    975
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    The Doctor doesn't want her as a companion. The Master saves her from certain death. A human with no place among her own. There are secrets that stretch across the endless void. And a connection is discovered that was never meant to be.

    Language:
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    195,375
    Chapters:
    82/?
    Comments:
    376
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    5148
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    Aphrodite often has a very particular way of calling people. Ares wants to participate

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    “Those are engagement rings,” Jisung finally managed to eloquently mumble, less of a question and more of a statement. The elegant attire, the party being hosted in their house, the extravagant decorations and meal... Jisung had finally connected all the pieces.

    “Yes, they are,” Minho answered anyway, smiling honest and confident, even if his eyes were still clouded with a nervous edge.

    “My dick... is in a pumpkin.”

     

    Or: In which Minho and Jisung get more than they bargained for when deciding to give gifts using the pumpkin hole method.

    Series
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    6,391
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    597
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    Summary

    You must've done something truly awful in a past life...

    A collection of one-shots/drabbles about the misadventures in babysitting Earth's Mightiest Heroes

    Swear words, casual violence, and petty backstabbing abound

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    137,883
    Chapters:
    253/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2121
    Kudos:
    1352
    Bookmarks:
    104
    Hits:
    25047
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    Atsushi never found Dazai floating in the river, instead he went in to the life of a thief for his own survival.
    Now that he is one of the best thieves in all Yokohama, he is causing trouble for both Port Mafia and the Detective agency and they are gonna have to do something about him.
    But when a bigger trouble presents, will destiny force them to join forces?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,046
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    446
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    7647
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    October 25th: "IT'S ALIIIIVE!!!"

    I uh.

    I just want a mad scientist to do some very terrible things to me.

    And I really, really like Wilson's Mad Scientist skin

    Series
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    English
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    1,123
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    81
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    “Cmon, Regina! It’ll be fun.”

    “Please, Miss Swan,” Emma ignored that, knowing she was trying to get under her skin, “enlighten me on what’s so fun about All Hallow’s Eve?”

    “Oh my god, nothing when you say it like that.” Regina’s lips formed a hard line and she went to pick back up her paper but Emma was relentless. “I mean, you know.” Emma’s hands waved around wildly, maybe because she was grasping. “It’s an escape from the realities of everyday life. You can take everyday problems and turn them into ghosts and monsters and…. stuff.”

    Regina was unimpressed. “Monsters? You forget, we live in Storybrooke, dear. That’s a normal Tuesday here.”

    Or, Emma wants to go all out for her and Regina’s first Halloween as a couple. Chaos ensues? And a lot of bad puns.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    254
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    After the monsters win the monster/human war, most humans are whipped out, monsters taking over. Now, in the year 2113, Frisk and Chara are two of the few humans left in BlightView: the monster capital of the world, ruled over by King W.D Gaster, with his adoptive son, Dream, by his side. But like anything, the Castle holds many dark secrets of its own...

    And of course, nothing is as it seems in the city as well, as it is that most people who don’t live in or near the city centre have it extremely rough, all being treated roughly and unfairly, living in poor conditions. A rebellion is soon formed in the “slums”, the outskirts of BlightView, run by Error, along with other misfits, like small, rundown Sans, who lives with a grieving Asgore outside of the city, and an enraged Cross, who wishes for nothing more than revenge, and young Killer, a boy who grew up in the slums without parents and a strange medical condition. The rebellion is the city’s last hope.

    *It takes me a while to writes and post chapters, so please be kind and patient with me <3

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    153,194
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    146
    Kudos:
    279
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    7590
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    Afrodita muchas veces tiene una manera muy particular de llamar a la gente. Ares quiere participar

    Series
    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    772
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    15
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    “I-I’m not joking…” His laughter died down, mouth falling open as he processes what she just said.

    “I-I… I’msorry! Ididn’t- Ididn’t mean to laugh at you- “Adrien was searching for something to say. Anything that could pull him off this hurtful scenario.

    He spent days wondering why she still hated him, why was she so distant with him only?

    But here she was, pouring her heart out to an idiot that doesn’t even understand the basics of friendship.

    ____

    Confession gone wrong, how to build a friendship from this?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,602
    Chapters:
    7/28
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    532
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    The open door of the neighborhood cat café isn't normal, not late at night, when everything in the West Village is closed. And okay, Loki and Stephen Strange deal in things that aren't normal all the time, but Loki can't help being concerned for the cats. They investigate, and Loki is glad they did...

    Language:
    English
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    7,413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    135
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    October 24th: King of Darkness

    Wilson is confined to the throne, and uh, you two... make the best of it.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,167
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    78
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    Reader decides to spend a year celebrating all of the birthdays Bucky missed over the last 70+ years.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    228
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    Basically a "what if?" scenario where Mumei remembers everything that Bae has done

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,318
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    528
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    what happens when yn a 18 year-old from 2020 falls through time and ends up in the 1920s and meets a certain radio host ? This is COMPLETE BABBBY AHHHH

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    35,897
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    122
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    7788

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