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    In which a juvenile turtle and his highly peculiar friend enjoy their childhood for another year or so, under the watchful eyes of their elders. Sometimes they even end up babysitting Leatherhead's quadruplets. Cause, ya know. Parents are busy saving the world and stuff.

    Newest chapter is "The Duel - Part Five"

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    English
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    91,662
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    266
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1858
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    Aly (Female Vault Dweller) is making friends in this god-awful, new world. She’s trying to make the world a better place. But when she’s running away from a past that isn’t even her own, how long will she be able to go on?

    Language:
    English
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    13,370
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    145
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    No pun intended.

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    628
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    romeo and juliet rewritten bangtan style
    romeo is jk and tae is juliet

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    41
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    i wrote this bc i love shitposting
    jungkook is a feminist teacher and taehyung is kinda not woke but has fantasies about jungkook
    namjoon is ur local nerd
    jimin is a slut

    I just wanted to apologize for not being informed in class but it’s so hard ‘cause there’s always something new I gotta be aware of so that it doesn’t upset anyone and I hoped you would listen me the way you listen to Namjoon talk but it’s obvious you like him more and I’m sorry that I stared at your dick in class today but your jeans were so tight and you spread your legs on the desk while I talked I thought you wanted me too :(
     I bet your dick is so big and I could let you fuck my mouth until I cry out those feminist rules or obligations or however you call them and if you want I could let you punish me however you wanted if we like pick out a safe word or something it can even be feminism or not if that turns you on and you ignore me imploring you to stop but I don’t mind really it’s up to you

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    Chapters:
    1/2
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    Four years after saving China from Shan Yu, Mulan’s life had practically returned to normal. But when the Emperor requests her help, she finds herself drawn into a different sort of adventure: With the help of Shang, the trio, and the mysterious Senka, they must protect the Empress and her daughters as they go into hiding from China’s newest threat. [Sequel to Daughter of Death]

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    55,279
    Chapters:
    11/23
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    537
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    The legends all said that those who climbed Mt. Ebott never came back, but Frisk had. Many, many times. Until they had finally found what it was that made the mountain so dangerous:

    Vines that like to trip people up and really big holes.

    Frisk doesn't mind staying with Toriel in the Ruins - it's better than where they had been before, after all. But they're curious about the stairs they're not allowed to go down, about all the time that Toriel spends down there, and about the rest of the Underground the talking flower tells them is down there somewhere. Down the stairs and through the door...

    Where they find a voice waiting for them.

    Language:
    English
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    15,186
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    179
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    A drabble compilation, I'm planning to explore my otps with 2k for every chapter, maybe some otps are going to get repeated.

    Characters/Otps/tags will be changed with the time too.

    Language:
    English
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    3,891
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    18
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    Patton has a really bad day, so Virgil tries to help.

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    English
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    2,062
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    86
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    This takes place after the game and with the Bigby being bad. (E.g. ripping grens arm off, killing the crooked man at the factory all the bad choses and all that fun stuff) Bigbys wolf side is more active and he is being a dick to everybody snow, woody and Greenleaf decide to do something about it.

    Want to see what the three came up with? Read to find out!

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    A serial killer roaming the busy streets of Las Vegas soon finds that each kill brings an unexpected surprise; a sophisticated, easily-annoyed reaper. With each life they take, the reaper leaves them with more questions than answers, but the two soon find their lives connected in a very strange way.

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    4,126
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    11
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    A collection of the Flash's Rogues at their finest. Chapters will range from fluffy to smutty.

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    Chapters:
    88/?
    Comments:
    193
    Kudos:
    298
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    11393
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    Adrien was naked.

    Literally? Yes. But also figuratively, because Plagg was gone. Plagg in his bag at the school, blissfully pigging out on camembert and watching The Bad Girls Club on his phone. Oh, wonderful. He didn’t have Plagg or his phone.

    He was literally naked because he was changing into a new outfit for the photoshoot.

    ‘This is a cat-astrophe,’ Adrien thought glumly. A great pun, utterly wasted with nobody to hear it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,800
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    846
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    [In military science, Force Multiplication is an attribute or a combination of attributes that multiplies the effectiveness of a soldier or weapon, giving a small number of troops or individuals the ability to accomplish greater tasks than without it.]

    Jack Morrison is 26, just completed the first half of his Special Forces "Q-Course," and just got airdropped to a secret base in the snowy mountains of Idaho along with the other "supersoldier candidates."

    [Common force multipliers are: terrain, geographical features, weather]

    He doesn't really know how to feel about his new "number" (76) or the fact that he's joined a program that will "genetically and phenotypically modify him, as well as train him extensively, to survive better against the bots."

    [Training and experience]

    He never thought he was particularly "special" (though he'll be the first to admit he's always hoped for an adventure worthy of legend).

    [Tactics and intelligence]

    And he thought SEP would just be more training

    [Morale]

    Until he met "Soldier: 24"

    [Friends]

    Gabriel Reyes

    [Inspiration]

    And Jack experienced a revelation

    And they changed the course of history.

    Language:
    English
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    58,628
    Chapters:
    4/20
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    984
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    Virgil believes that your significant others should always be your best friends.
    Logan believes you should only be in a relationship if doing so makes you happy therefore all types of relationships are valid if the people involved are satisfied.
    Roman believes in people being predestined to be together, whether that's as friends or something else.
    Patton believes love is when you share everything with someone and he has a lot of love to give.
    Let's face it guys, these boys belong together. They are literal parts of the same person.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,616
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    259
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    Bokuto’s and Kuroo’s All Exclusive Bro Coupon: the best thing to receive and the worst thing to give away.

    The real question is, what the fuck is Kuroo going to do with it?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,886
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    441
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    After everything with the Accords, Tony Stark's reputation is in the toilet. Fortunately, he's got Spider-Man to make it better.

    (AKA Five times Peter and Tony's relationship made the internet implode a little)

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    English
    Words:
    43,439
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    493
    Kudos:
    1302
    Bookmarks:
    245
    Hits:
    15642
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    In no particular order, a list of conversations the two boys had over the course of the series.

    Warning: they will be slightly different than their cannon counterparts. However, Maladaptive daydreaming is a bitch and they work weirdly well together this way. Enjoy

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,552
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    139
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    – puns aren't that funny!

     

    aka Ignis starts giggling during sex and can't stop

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,043
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    414
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    A girl finds herself thrown into the world of One Piece after taking a nap and is extremely confused upon waking.
    This is going to end with her adopting 5 children, she can feel it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,580
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1084

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