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    Hammer is up to something, which means it's the Avengers job to stop him.

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    A collection of drabbles and ficlets based off my Ego Manor, Wing AU, and Fantasy AU series! Most are stand alone, a couple have a part 2

    Wing AU:
    Chapter 43
    Chapter 68

    Fantasy AU:
    Chapter 71
    Chapter 84
    Chapter 91
    Chapter 99

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    The first time they meet, there’s trouble gleaming at Hawks from Dabi’s eyes. Fortunately, Hawks wears trouble like a crown.
    But that doesn't mean he won't do his best on this spy thing...

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    Cracky Drabbles, that's it. The title serves as a representative sample of my humor. Mostly starring Shiro and his terrible sense of humor, and on occasion Lance trying to be funny - and failing because Keith isn't a very appreciative audience.

    .........who am I kidding, at this point this is 90% Shiro making increasingly bad puns about his arm.

    Latest up:
    “Shiro, please stop it!” That's Pidge's voice, followed by scuffling, the sound of metal grating on metal and Shiro's laugh.

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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother and a life his splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

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    Once upon a time, long-long ago... well, more like fifteen years ago; the twins, Stanford and Stanley Pines reconciled, they made a party, invited six thousand of their closest personal friends.
    Yeah, so, the Stans united all of the kingdoms and got themselves elected kings of The United States of The Falls.
    He rounded up all the villains, and monsters, and demons... basically, all the really interesting people... And he booted them off to the Isle Of The Lost, with a magical barrier; to keep them there.

    No magic...

    No wifi...

     

    No.

     

    Way.

     

    Out!

     

    Or so I thought.

    (Also known as a GF/SVTFOE/OTGW Descendants! AU)

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    Shepard is a name that carries a lot of weight in the Alliance Navy. XO Hannah Shepard, one of the most shewed minds aboard the SSV Kilimanjaro, and Lieutenant-Commander John Shepard Sr, a decorated war hero who died during the First Contact War saving a commanding officer, have passed their talents on to their two children, John and Stevie Shepard. Both quickly climbed the ranks after joining up at the age of 18, participating in Species Cultural Exchanges as well as heroes of the Skyllian Blitz when they were just 22. Between John's biotic abilities and Stevie's technical abilities the two are one of the fiercest teams in the Alliance and can get a post on any ship they want. When they are asked aboard the SSV Normandy the twins knew they were in for the ride of their life, no one told them just how quick their lives would change.

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    For the ship day of Asagao April, I'm doing a fton of three sentence fics

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    After Ketch saved Gabriel from Asmodeus he was messed up. So was Sam after seeing the long lost angel who he believed to be dead. But will Sam be prepared for all the bad pick-up lines?

    Quotes from the story:
    "He helped the other into the bathtub and got his hair wet. As he started to apply shampoo to his hair he noticed how Gabriel looked at him."

    "The archangel knew that most of those lights were offices where no one lived. But he didn't say anything he was just happy and calm. He then leaned against the other and for just a moment time stopped."

    "'I got so scared when I heard your prayer. My father, are you alright?' He cupped Sam's face in his hands."

    "Gabriel put his one hand on the other's cheek and gently brushed it with his thumb. He then kissed him again."

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    Pre-Canon Pirate!Apprentice AU

    Set after Julian's escape from Vesuvia. Captain Mazelinka leaves her trusty First Mate in charge of her ship, and her idiot. This swash-buckling apprentice just needs to get Julian to go the fuck to sleep....

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    Connor Murphy cannot belive what's happened. First, he gets tied up with Evan, then some kids from school rescue them and bring them to this summer camp called Camp Half-Blood, saying they are half Greek god. While Connor knows a bit about Greek mythology, it's not nearly enough to explain what the hell is happening. When his new camp mates tell him about some Ares kid's stolen staff, he must go on an unusual 5-person quest to prove he didn't try to start an all-out war between the Hermes and Ares kids.

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    You saved everyone.
    You made the right choices.
    You've made some wrong choices.
    And you've made choices that you're still not sure about.

    Welcome...to the second part of diamonds and dust (gold and rust), which I now unofficially dub, "the squeakquel," of my series.

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    Everyone tends to assume that your boyfriend, for all his refusals to dish on your private life and his somewhat conservative preferences for PDA, is most likely about as vanilla as they come. Despite often being baited with jokes about being a ‘missionary man’ and the like, Jin has never once given the slightest hint as to what sorts of things the two of you get up to in the bedroom.

    And in the kitchen. Not to mention his car. And sometimes the bathroom at the coffee shop around the corner.

    He’d certainly never tell a soul about the remote tucked into his pants pocket or all the ways he intends to make you squirm for him during a group outing at the club. A private man though Jin may be, secretly playing around in public is one of his favorite past times and you do so love to join in on his particular idea of fun.

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    Princess Star Butterfly is at it again: trying to do Earth stuff using her wand. As usual it leads to unexpected results and Ludo's timing could not be worse (or better, depending how you look at it)...

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    There were a lot of things that lead Lance to the kind of life he lives now.

    But things were changing, and Lance was the key to the solution as much as he is to the problem.

    ~~

    Voltron are a new and upcoming druglord organisation, and apparently they’ve been losing their operatives to the Garrison, a rival gang in Lance’s family.

    With his insatiable sexual appetite and less than stellar moral compass, Lance has to navigate through this new and old chapter of his life.

    As much as he’s trying, he can’t outrun his problems anymore.

    They’re coming for him.

     
    Enjoy~

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    tiny♡toinette: what's wrong fangs?

    fangs.exe: I tried to attack jug with my flippity flops but,, he just kinda..... yeeted them out the window

    fangs.exe: I now have no weapons

    sweatpeaispissed: I'll buy you a sword fogerty

    pretentious_writing: please don't I quite enjoy having limbs

    bettygaygay: christ what is this chat

    ◇veronica◇: idk

    -
    where josie, valerie, fangs, pea, archie, and juggie pine choni is fucking awesome kevin is very gay and in a love triangle with Joaquin and Moose beronica's cool too nothing sad ever happened and it's all a fucking cluster fuck

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    Wave (gesture)- verb:

    A wave is a nonverbal communication gesture that consists of the movement of the hand and/or entire arm that people commonly use to greet each other but can also be used to say goodbye, merely acknowledge another's presence, call for silence, or deny someone. The different ways humans communicate with each other are plentiful, the wave gesture is one of the clear examples of how researchers get a better understanding of how they are essential part to language and thought.

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    In which Jeremy (reluctantly) tags along to witness a drug deal and gets a boyfriend out of it.

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    You were here when monsters were trapped Underground.

    And you are still here when they were freed.

    You want to learn more about monsterkind. But being a mage make it dangerous. What if someone finds out your little secret ? Will you be able to hide it from your new friends ? And from those nosy skeletons ?

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    Die Uraufführung des Tristan in München, 1865
    Der junge König Ludwig unterhält sich in der Pause über die großartige Musik Wagners, mit seinen Ministern - und seinem eifersüchtigen Ex-Liebhaber Paul. Eigentlich hätte er voraussehen können, dass dieses Gespräch eine für ihn ungute Wendung nehmen würde...

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    After many Resets, the human leaves the Underground with a rather uneventful Neutral Run. Sans believes they aren't coming back but is left unsure as time continues to progress.
    The calm of Snowdin Town is interuped one night by a violent murder, which falls on Papyrus and his Sentries to solve. As the situation escalates and gets stranger, they realise their own lives may be on the line.
    Is the threat of another anomily really gone? Will Papyrus be able to solve this deadly puzzle before time runs out?
    A high stakes adventure focusing on comedy and mystery.

    Updates every Tuesday.

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