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    Everyone has his or her own kind of happy endings, no matter who you are. Well, it's the same for demons too. Elizabeth's older sister believed to be dead, unexpectedly and suddenly ended up appearing at the Phantomhive manor, four years after her 'death'. Who knew she was destined to be with a demon?

    Language:
    English
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    109,061
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    763
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    Where Hitoshi has dreamed of being an undercover hero in the depths of the darkest shadows and the fire that explodes in his face is not entirely unwelcome because it's home. At least, until he finds out about the mafia and pulls a Yagi-sensei and starts spewing out blood.
    "Fuck," Hitoshi decided. "Fuck."

    Language:
    English
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    9,511
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1265
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    It took them seventeen years to accept what they meant to each other. Now that they could finally live together in peace and harmony, mistakes from the past seem to threaten their happiness. A child that will someday kill its mother, the mind of a terrorist stuck in the body of a teenager and an evil guy fanboying around are only three of the problems they will have to face.

    Language:
    English
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    5,670
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    11
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    Run after run, the same constants are in place - the same politicians, the same prejudice, and no changes. Until Frisk and Chara decide to accept aid from yet another constant - an email sent by an anonymous supporter. They don't have much hope. After all, how much can one simple reply really change? (Post-Pacifist Run, Post-The Last Guardian. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    110,289
    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    393
    Kudos:
    276
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    4606
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    [NO! Stop it! _____, you have to STOP!] the child signs to you, their brown eyes wide in seething fury.

    "Oh Frisky," you sigh condescendingly. You then jerk the magical strings connected to your fingers, and laugh as your little puppet is forced to attack his own friend.

    "You always forget who's REALLY in control!"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,080
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    609
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    "Becoming a camboy had never been Seokjin's first choice."

    In which Jin is a camboy trying to pay for rent and tuition and Namjoon is a rich brat who likes to play sugar daddy. And nothing is really like it seems.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,147
    Chapters:
    8/12
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1214
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    Jason's six feet of blond California hunk, topped off with dazzling eyes and the small fact that he's a werewolf. Piper can work with that, at least she thinks so.

    Jasiper werewolf au

    Language:
    English
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    8,947
    Chapters:
    4/13
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    446
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    After Shiro’s well-meaning, but pushy brother tells him to ‘get out more’ he does just that, taking a summer job as a Fire Lookout in Balmera National Park.

    However, his plans for a relaxing summer are derailed when he meets a mysterious young man with authority issues and a penchant for breaking and entering.

    As their unlikely friendship blooms into something more, strange things start happening, and Shiro begins to wonder just who he can trust.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    118,736
    Chapters:
    38/40
    Comments:
    185
    Kudos:
    263
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    4670
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    Kinktober of rarepair ships in roleplay style between SkylerSkyhigh and xXUndertale_loverXx. We'll be using 2016 Kinktober list while using very rare ships.

    This'll be interesting.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,157
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Persephone has had enough.
    Her mother is constantly smothering her like a plant being locked in a closet, everyone expects her to be as pure and as innocent as a white lily...

    Not if Persephone has anything to say about it.

    Language:
    English
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    8,279
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    967
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    Is Swapfell Sans really the brat they make him out to be, or is he hiding underneath a mask to throw em' all off?

    Everyone think HE'S the bad guy. Everyone thinks HE abuses his big brother. Everyone thinks HE'S the one who's in the wrong. But the truth is?

    They're got it all flipflopped.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,722
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    150
    Kudos:
    280
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3534
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    SNOW

     

     

    verb

    1.

    snow falls.
    "it's not snowing so heavily now"
    2.

     

    mislead or charm (someone) with elaborate and insincere words.

     

    ...

     

    What really makes more sense?

    A world filled with talking skeletons, and goats, and magic…

    ...Or a sick girl in a mental hospital?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    556
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    When Lance attempts a terrible pickup line on Allura by falling to the floor yelling ‘I think I’ve fallen for you’ it goes about as well as you’d expect. Keith ends up tripping over him and silently vows to end his life, slowly and painfully.
    So, when his apology falls flat, Lance decides to return to the pub everyday and try to flirt his way to forgiveness!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,508
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    445
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    — Усмири свое эго, Снарт, — фыркает Барри. — Я выкидываю жалобы, потому что то, как ты на английском обозвал Мика Рори «грязной затычкой в жопе» было довольно весело. Никакой благотворительности, я не о тебе забочусь, а о том, чтобы ты мог называть людей тупыми, — заканчивает он, к счастью, вполне логично.
    — Я думал, ты считаешь меня умным.
    — Мда, интеллект включает в себя множество областей, видимо, ты умен лишь в математике, — бросает Барри, разворачиваясь на пятках и наконец уходя домой.

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    Русский
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    2,459
    Chapters:
    1/14
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    The Team decides it's the perfect time to take a field trip. And of course they choose a place that could only cause and witness destruction.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,615
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1080
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    There's a boarding house in Tokyo occupied by boys attending a local college. Hysteria and romantic drama ensues when a female tenant is left in charge of her group of friends who all happened to play volleyball together in high school.

    This is an AU fanfiction for the series "Haikyuu!" that focuses on the character Yamaguchi Tadashi and his girlfriend, an original character made by me. It's also self-indulgent because I love my boy so, so much and this is my first real fanfic, lol. I hope you enjoy!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    115,912
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    652
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    Gabrielle Gavins was a happy and hard working pastry artist that owned an little local bakery in New York City. People from all over the city trekked to her studio to buy her goods that she offered when an oven blew up in her face and ended her career. Now left to piece together the damage that was done since every doctor in the city turned her away, Gabbi must learn to forgive past actions and come to be at peace with her past. Heading to Nepal on a word of a therapist, Gabbi now finds herself surrounded by the last thing she’d ever thought would help her on her journey of recovery: Magic.

    Updates Bi-weekly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,869
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    24
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    So why is a 16 year old boy writing a diary? What with the threat of his teammates finding it and exposing his secrets looming over him?

    Or the one where Oikawa has a diary, the author steals from other works and Iwa-Chan is suffering.

    Inspired by The Weird And Wonderful World Of A Guy Named Matt by Rainbow Fruit Loop, credit where credit is due.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,963
    Chapters:
    8/12
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1028
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    A night out with your roommates' sorority sounded like a good way to wind down from exams season, but your good intentions to keep from ruining someone's nice carpet have you end up in the middle of the forest. In the middle of the night. Very, very drunk.

    Good thing you found a random house to sidle up to and ask to use their phone. Less of a good thing that the skeleton monster that lives in it is only placated by your sloppy jokes.

    -

    Eventually going to culminate in a "Six Skeletons" sort of set-up, but you don't get off as easy by knowing Classic Sans first.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,574
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    411
    Kudos:
    997
    Bookmarks:
    170
    Hits:
    11481
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    Everyone knows that Fray’s Hardware is owned by the same people who run the Honey Pot, an online sex shop, and that packages from the Honey Pot are shipped in hardware store packaging for discretion. Magnus keeps finding Fray’s Hardware packages on his doorstep addressed to his new neighbour, one Alec Lightwood. At first, he just chuckles at his neighbour’s enthusiasm, but as time passes, he’s increasingly surprised and impressed at the size and weight and sheer quantity of packages that keep arriving for this Alec person. It’s a while before they meet, because of differing schedules, but when they do, Magnus doesn’t pass up the chance to tease him mercilessly about his Honey Pot addiction. He doesn't know what he was expecting, but confusion certainly wasn't it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,195
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1091

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