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    Alex, a crime scene cleaner, is pining for Jim Gordon. Everyone but him seems to know. Will things ever change?

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    Yoongi catches the scent of Hobi's sweet omega slick and can't control himself
    [Crack fic idek man it is what it is]

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    7:41 pm

    SeaWEED opened the chat (Burn it Up UP)

    SeaWEED: Yeah, I'd let Shrek fuck me to death.

    JasonDerulo: What the ever loving fuck Percy.

    BookQueen: Nico,Your boyfriend's high again.

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    Dean and Cas finally decide to take a vacation together, away from monsters and saving-the-world-duties. Thirty days together in a cabin, they've earned it.

     Destiel 30 Day OTP Challenge, april 2019.

    The drabbles will be between 500 and 1000 words. I will change the warnings if/when needed. Warnings will also appear before each drabble. Enjoy! This work will be a series but some drabbles will be read as stand alones.

    1. A selfie together
    2. Sharing a milkshake
    3. Grumpy morning heads
    4. Picknicking
    5. Bake together
    6. Ice skating
    7. Wedding day
    8. Building an IKEA-cabinet
    9. Under an umbrella
    10. 1950's version of them
    11. Silly snapchat photo
    12. Ballroom dancing
    13. Lazy Sunday morning
    14. Princess and knight
    15. Movie night
    16. Clothes swap!
    17. First kiss
    18. Something sad
    19. Gaming together
    20. Pocky game
    21. They fight/argue
    22. Water fight
    23. Playing Twister
    24. Something NSFW
    25. Stargazing
    26. Ugly sweaters
    27. Romantic movie kiss
    28. Death
    29. Karaoke night
    30. DO WHAT YOU WANT

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    ***Slow Updates***

    A mother, her daughter and the latter's girlfriend find themselves in Thedas with no explanation and far too much time on their hands. Two of them are pretty well versed in the lore ... one of them ... isn't.

    How will Thedas survive their ridiculous antics?

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    Bogo confiscates Clawhauser’s phone in order to make him more productive at work. Established Relationship. Post-Movie.

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    Shen Yuan loves reading the exploits of Gongyi Xiao, a super spy hero of an online novel series that resembles the James Bond movies. When he transmigrates into the world of that series, he finds himself working in the Q section (the gadget section). He's actually pleased by his situation but does not stay pleased for very long.

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    After Ketch saved Gabriel from Asmodeus he was messed up. So was Sam after seeing the long lost angel who he believed to be dead. But will Sam be prepared for all the bad pick-up lines?

    Quotes from the story:
    "He helped the other into the bathtub and got his hair wet. As he started to apply shampoo to his hair he noticed how Gabriel looked at him."

    "The archangel knew that most of those lights were offices where no one lived. But he didn't say anything he was just happy and calm. He then leaned against the other and for just a moment time stopped."

    "'I got so scared when I heard your prayer. My father, are you alright?' He cupped Sam's face in his hands."

    "Gabriel put his one hand on the other's cheek and gently brushed it with his thumb. He then kissed him again."

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    You made it to the Surface.
    You made the right choices.
    You have a new life, a new home, a new family who loves you and who you love with an intensity that surprises you sometimes.
    You saved everyone.

    But that knowledge doesn't keep the nightmares away.

    As a side note, what do you think of spaghetti lemonade?
    And what's up with the weird humans?
    Does anything make sense?
    Where do skeletons come from?

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    Agent 8, who had just got out of the metro, is asked by Captain Cuttlefish of the New Squidbeak Splatoon to be his guide. Not seeing any other choice he accepts just what is waiting for this seemingly normal octarian.

    Updates Mondays and Wednesdays

    Acronyms to know
    R.S.-Respawn Spirit

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    He found the boat stranded up on the beach, seeming like it had been pushed up quite far. Nothing was missing, to his relief. He docked it properly before taking his bike back to their apartment building, where Jeongin was already opening up their café.

    They had bought it a few years earlier, with some financial support from Jeongin’s parents. It was a light blue, two story building, the apartment on the second floor. They had bought that specific building since it had a spacious service lift, that could accommodate Jeongin’s wheelchair. They had started the café to get an outlet for the ridiculous amount of pastries Jeongin could bake in one day, and they quickly became a staple of the small neighborhood.

    As he prepared for the day, taking down chairs and placing out napkin holders, his mind wandered to Chan.

    He had assumed that they wouldn’t have met again. How many opportunities do you get to meet the same merman twice? So when said merman walked into the café around 11:30, wearing bathing shorts and a tank top, he didn’t know how to react. So he did what usually worked in awkward situations.

    He hid under the counter.

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    There are good days, and then there are days that.... aren't. Nozomi knows these a little too well. But maybe even these days have a purpose, if the arrival of some new friends has anything to say about it.

     

    "You don't get it! You don't understand how hard it is to get up every day and just breathe! You have no clue what I'm going through so STOP CARING!"

    Their outburst had no effect on the skeleton, who leaned against the wall, picture complete with half-lidded eyes and a lazy smile. "Don't I?"

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    A girl with a rare hope soul trait running for her life seeking someplace to go where she will be free from her abusive past. It led to her falling into the underground. Will her hope powered soul find a way to free everyone? Or is there something bigger at play coming from a mystery figure in the great blackness?

    In any case what ever happens, the girl is filled with Hope for the end of her adventure to be bright.

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    29/?
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    Lucifer has a lot of experience with Brittanys, but nothing could prepare him for this.

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    Why did Sensei need a bunch of lightbulbs?

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    Where Hitoshi has dreamed of being an undercover hero in the depths of the darkest shadows and the fire that explodes in his face is not entirely unwelcome because it's home. At least, until he finds out about the mafia and pulls a Yagi-sensei and starts spewing out blood.
    "Fuck," Hitoshi decided. "Fuck."

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    Louis knows he's gay, though he hasn't had his first kiss yet. On his eighteenth birthday he meets Mr. Styles, his new chemistry teacher who has a few lessons designed just for him. Mr. Horan as the soccer coach and gym teacher, Liam as his best friend, Zayn as 'hot sales boy', and a special appearance by Lexie.

    Basically half smut daddy kink fic plus Harry's lame jokes, Louis' sass, and (my attempt at) a dramatic and suspenseful plot. A bonus side serving of Ziam. PLEASE don't read this if you're innocent!

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    When Keith crash lands in a desert, his only way back to civilisation is to follow the signals of a radio show.

    Lance's cheery ramblings fill the empty desert air, and Keith finds himself bonding with the shapeless voice. He begins looking forward to meeting Lance more than actually getting help, but maybe that's a good thing. Because you don't get the whole picture through sound. And when the two finally meet, there's a few surprises in store.

    A kind of cyberpunk fairy tale based on the MonthlyKlance March prompts~

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    She stared right into the bright golden mask of a knight, their armor tarnished by splatters of blood and other gore the Princess tried not to notice, lest she give reason for her stomach to spill its contents. The Knight was speaking to her in low tones, but the thudding of her own pulse prevented her from understanding the words. After taking several deep breaths, the Knights words started to become tangible.

    “You are safe now my lad-” Delete, Delete, Delete
    “It’s going to be alri-” Deeeeeellllleeettteeeee
    “Are you-” DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

    OR
    The story where Blake is a writer and Yang is a gay mess.

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    How do you give someone a Persona? What exactly happened to Sho Minazuki when he was growing up in the lab...and why did Akihiko stop Mitsuru from telling Yukari why she “didn't have a choice” in regards to joining SEES? Perhaps red hair isn't the only thing they have in common.
    Post-Ultimax. (P3, P4, 'ships TBD)
    Cross-posted on FF.net.
    ***Chapter 20 - the role of the red-headed stepchild

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    20/?
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