18 Bookmarks by Not_Really_Normal
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Dean Winchester hates everything except writing, and after five extremely unfortunate bestselling Vatican-approved Catholic erotica novels, he's starting to hate that. After a couple of lawsuits and one North American book tour, he stops for the summer in Absofuckinglutely Nowhere, Newfoundland on a 6-month visa to try and pump out a final book in the series, and try to find a little room to breathe.
Father Thursday, by contrast, doesn't hate anything; not even really God anymore.
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03 Nov 2025
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I’m not ashamed to have this publicly bookmarked. This is fantastic and I will cope with the shame
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Murderbot returns to Preservation Station for a visit with its humans. It's expecting to have a nice, relaxing time watching media and catching up. It doesn't expect to be living opposite Gurathin of all people. It doesn't want to spend more time with that asshole. It knows exactly where their situationship stands and absolutely nothing needs to change. Unless...
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As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.
What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?
(It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)
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- Part 1 of talk
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like the summer into rough hands by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
13 Oct 2024
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Wade's fingertips slide up to the base of the exposed claws, where tender skin is healed fast around cooling metal. Draws the pads of his fingers carefully along either plane of one claw, stroking the skin there, and Logan draws a sharp breath.
Wade stills. "That hurt?"
Logan shakes his head, and Wade keeps going. Presses a little harder; feels Logan's fingers twitch.
Holy fuck, this is doing something for him.
(In which Logan discovers something new about himself.)
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15 Oct 2024
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They have consumed my every waking moment
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Soap unexpectedly drops on a days-long sniping mission in Mexico with Ghost, a very traditional Dom.
There’s only one tiny problem.
Ghost doesn’t know Soap’s a sub.
BDSM AU
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- 48,042
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- 8/10
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02 Sep 2024
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SUCKER PUNCH by murdertrashbabyrat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)
18 Apr 2024
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“Joker.”
“What?” He says irritated, turning his head to look at him and cracking an eye open to try and glare at Bruce.
“I love you.”
Joker scrambles out of the bed, suddenly looking so angry that Bruce has no idea what’s happening or what to do.
“Baby? What’s- ”
“What’s that supposed to mean? What the fuck is I love you supposed to mean? Are we in a fight?”
“Joker, Joker, look at me, LOOK at me,” Bruce snaps and his voice gets that little extra bit of gravel he adds when he’s Batman, practically forcing Joker to focus his eyes, “It means I love you. That’s it.”
“But- but I hate you is our I love you.”
OR
What happens when a slutty clown reveals the man behind the bat mask
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S6E66, Now Rerunning: The Hentai Episode! by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Feb 2024
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Alastor finally puts on a damn skirt. It's definitely not what Vox expected, but Alastor didn't anticipate enjoying it quite so much himself, either.
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- Part 4 of 666: Live On Air!
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03 Apr 2024
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“What do you think of this?” If Angel didn’t know any better, he would think Valentino had just gestured to him.
“Your star?” Surely not.
“Yeah. He’s a good moneymaker, you know. I’m sure you would make good use of him in a casino like this, lots of good-paying customers. It’s not like you’ll win though,”
Oh.
Oh. He was talking about him. Was he that disposable? He was willing to just put his soul on the line on a whim?
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AKA Husk wins Angel's soul and Angel experiences kindness for the first time in his life and death.
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Keith shouted, dropping the lamp. The smoke billowed, grew, threatened to overtake him, then coalesced into a distinct shape. Shoulders, waist, hips, arms, head.
A man. That was a man.
A helluva fine man.
He was a study in metallics. Bedecked in jewelry but with all white hair, tinged silver. Mercurial eyes. Right hand crafted out of gold, veins of it climbing up past his shoulder and kissing his clavicle. A streak of gold scored across the bridge of his nose, like a scar. He was shirtless, yards of gleaming muscle revealed to feast upon.
And he also wore bright blue harem pants and nipple piercings so...yeah.
The smoke dispersed, leaving only him and that dull oil lamp at his feet. The man turned, movements stiff. His gaze found Keith’s. “Oh Master of the Lamp—.”
Keith screamed.
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Or: Keith's a professor of Ancient Galra History and Culture and finds a lamp that contains a beautiful man because of course it fucking does.I have no excuse for this. I just really, really liked the 3 am thought of Genie Shiro.
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Five times Lance used a pet name for Keith, and one time Keith used one for Lance.
Keith has no basis for having a relationship with someone, so he's trying to follow Lance's lead.
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Way Too Hot to Simmer Down (Might as Well Overheat) by 100yos
Fandoms: Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Scott Pilgrim (Comics), Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
28 Mar 2023
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“Do guys ever want to experiment…after uni?” he asked meekly. He couldn’t help but hold Wallace’s stare, though it was growing more intense by the second. Christ, he just had something for people who could stare him down like they couldn’t decide whether to punch him or tear his clothes off.
“All the time,” Wallace said flatly. “Why?”
“Just curious,” Scott said, finally breaking the staring contest to stare instead at his hands in his lap. “You said they usually turn out gay?”
“Not always,” Wallace said, and Scott could feel the ulterior motives radiating off of him. Well, was mutual attraction really all that sneaky, all that perverse?
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love you in moderation (don't you know i wish i could) by nondz (pinkjook)
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
06 Jun 2021
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Nina looks at him like he’s an idiot. “Just keep the gloves on, then.”
“What?” Kaz blurts.
Or: Kaz Brekker conquers intimacy. It's both easier and harder than he planned.
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- Part 1 of never thought i'd live to see the day
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Bookmarked by Not_Really_Normal
17 Apr 2023
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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- Part 1 of the world of clinic
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- 26/26
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01 Jun 2022
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Shoulder to Shoulder With You by coldfiredragon
Fandoms: The Magicians (TV), The Magicians - Lev Grossman
30 Dec 2024
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Arc 3 Summary : 'The Chatwins'
As Eliot and Quentin struggle to put Alex's death behind them the discovery of a 'Fillory and Further' manuscript pushes them to visit the Plover Estate. They go looking for a button, but find a series of clues that they believe have led them to the identity of The Beast instead. It seems like they've uncovered the truth. until Eliot makes a series of startling discoveries that prove just how little control they have over their own destinies.
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A view from Kady's perspective as the ritual to summon Our Lady Underground goes disastrous wrongSeries
- Part 1 of Shoulder to Shoulder
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Bookmarked by Not_Really_Normal
21 Apr 2022
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It's very long but its great, I just can't read it all-
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(Camelot as we know and love, in a world where everyone is born with wings, save the rare 'Wingless'. )
Merlin is a supposed-Wingless, manservant to King Arthur, post-magic ban repeal. Merlin is fine, he promises, but he deeply misjudges how tenuous his grasp on nomalcy is. When visiting nobles take their hate for the Wingless too far, it's finally time for Merlin to let Arthur into yet another secret. And maybe the King can finally help him heal from the past.- Language:
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10 Apr 2022
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It’s a honeyed tone, almost husky when the words drop—something that George doesn’t think he’s heard before, and he watches ivory teeth drag over black snake bites, fixated on the way a pink bottom lip moves hard with the metal piercing. It’s hard not to stare, gaze lifting to dirty blond hair and a small smile, features so tantalizingly perfect that they render George breathless. Eyes widen, the boys smile growing, and Sapnap’s brother was not meant to be hot, that was never a part of the plan.
or, george has a crush on his best friend's brother
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It's Not Pretty Until It's Rotting by cotton_cat
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Mar 2024
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When one sees a car crash, they can’t help but stare at it. Either in disgust or morbid fascination.
When one sees a fire, they can’t help but get lost in the flames. Even if the burning consumes them.When Wilbur is revived, he finds the letter Quackity left him at his resurrection shrine. Eager to see the man again and with a plan in mind, Wilbur goes to Las Nevadas. However, Quackity is not so eager to see Wilbur, and he expresses this with a healthy dose of dirty looks and grimier words. He expects just as much back from Wilbur, but to his surprise, receives something brief and sick instead.
Wilbur is Quackity’s brutal car crash.
Quackity is Wilbur’s burning pile of trash and rotting corpses.OR
Wilbur kisses Quackity in response to a rude hello. Quackity is left to sort out how this makes him feel, while Wilbur tries to sort his feelings out as well. They hate each other but can’t escape each other. As their relationship complicates, they fall apart.Come for the petty arguing, stay for the angst and drunk mishaps. :]
Bookmarked by Not_Really_Normal
24 Jan 2022
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Amazing, the descriptions are gorily immaculate. Favorite of all time.
Unfinished, need to reread