1 - 20 of 28005 Works in No Romantic Relationship(s)

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    “Pesky Bird, I knew you’d take the stairs,” snickered B.O.O., crossing his arms. 

     

    “Really? Am I that predictable? Because if so, I can just jump off this roof at any second.”

    ================

    or two women, who happen to be friends, are adopted by opposing sides, chaos ensues

     

    or or mud and stones

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,192
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    4421
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Spring had fallen upon The Great Forest of Esempi, and such the spring court of the woods awoke.

    The warm embrace of Spring himself rubbed Tommy’s eyes clear of sleep, directing a warm beam of sun to gently wake him from his year long slumber.

    aka: a one Tommy Innit is the last remaining member of the Spring Court in The Great Forest of Esempi, near a small town named L’Manburg. And nothing bad happens, whatsoever :) yeah :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,824
    Chapters:
    2/12
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    64
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Purpled stares up at his soon-to-be Handler. He is absolutely terrified, even more terrified than that one time he met the Blade when Ranboo was adopted.

    "Hello, Purpled." His Handler purrs behind the smiling mask.

    "I'm sure you know who I am, and the plethora of names people call me. Puppeteer, Green Nightmare, Rank 0, stronger than Technoblade-" His Handler recites in a silky voice, counting the names with his fingers. "But you will call me Dream. And starting from today, you will be under my care."

    //

    Or, Purpled is a misfit among misfits, lacking in any form of magical talent as determined by his constant failure in the aptitude tests, and he cannot understand why the most dangerous man alive would want to adopt him.

    (formerly titled 'King's Cross')

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    166,235
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    290
    Kudos:
    640
    Bookmarks:
    104
    Hits:
    18057
  4. Tags
    Summary

    You take a sip of your coffee and refuse to bat an eye as you’ve had an iron grip on the upper hand since the very first time you spit up on your mother’s pristine wool blazer knowing full well that she had a meeting that day, and frankly you have no intention of so much as “easing up” until the very last iteration of your soul is scrubbed from this miserable wraparound mess of a universe. You are meant to be stoic at the moment after all, unflappable and immovable and emotionally distant in the way of a parent-playing child to a child-playing parent, and as it is you intend to deliver.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,549
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    2
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Sixteen comes with a crow’s caw for his birthday, and pinecones shaped in a heart from his brother. It isn’t enough to tether him for another year.

    Tell me not to go, universe. Hold my hand and hold my heart, and beg for me as I find myself limited to shallow thoughts. If logic says to go, and my head does, what weight does my heart hold, to hold me back?

    W. Soot adorns a brown, ankle-length jacket. His heart is heavy. And in the backyard, the willow tree withers, choking without the music of the person it is most fond of. The universe cries.

    And Tommy is left behind.

     

    Or: Tommy is left behind and Wilbur talks to the universe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,837
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    53
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Quackity kills Dream on accident and Dream turns into a ghost and is found and taken in my Philza Minecraft and the one and only Technoblade!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,956
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    3243
  7. Tags
    Summary

    "Oh- Sorry, are you alright?" Tall guy apologises immediately as Tommy rubs at his forehead, tilting his head up to look at them. 

     

    The first thing he notes is the white mask (porcelain, maybe?) on their face, a black smiley face drawn on it. Then the very neon green hoodie they were wearing. Oh, that burns his eyes. 

     

    "Your hoodie looks like shit." He states in a matter-of-fact tone, fingers uncurling in his pockets. Green Man blinks at him, then wheezes, sounding an  awful lot like a tea kettle. 

     

    "Do you have like, a breathing problem or something?" Tommy remarks, and Green Man wheezes even harder. 

    Or, Tommy is a werewolf. He runs away and happens upon Dream. And then Technoblade, Phil and Wilbur come along, and there’s also a pack of wolves in the woods nearby. What a coincidence.

    Or, or, werewolf AU with sbi and more \o/

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,793
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    417
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
    5074
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Broken physically and mentally, the former Sith apprentice Darth Maul is miraculously saved by a mysterious being capable of unimaginable feats. Now whole again, Maul seeks revenge on the one person that he, in the past, would have given his life for.

    Maul's actions will have unpredictable consequences on the lives of those who cross his path, from padawan Ahsoka Tano, to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi to the Dark Lord of the Sith himself.

    However with time, Maul starts to realize that he can't accomplish this mission on his own.

    Fortunately for him help will arrive from the most unlikely of places...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,575
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    502
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2975
  9. Tags
    Summary

    He’d run if exhaustion wasn’t a bitch. Prime, he wants sleepy cuddles and to sleep. The nap didn’t help at all.

    Maybe it would’ve worked if he got Wilbur cuddles-

    “Toms? Whatta doin just standin’ there?” oh fuck yeah, Wilbur’s tired too. He’s gonna get the Sleepy Boys two out of two cuddles. Literally. Two sleepy boys. This is the best day of his life-

    He has not answered.

    He has been staring blankly at Wilbur.

    Whoops.

     

    or, author is tired and its 6 am and static wants crimeboys platonic cuddles

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,517
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    43
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Lord Evariste Lemarque, AKA Fairbanks, accidentally gets isekai-ed into another world, one with a striking resemblance to his. But there's just one thing, there's too many dragons, and they can talk! How did he get here and how does he get home? Join Fairbanks on his journey to unravel this mystery and follow his quest to get home!

    ...

    Your favourite author here! My motivation for this fic you might be asking? Well, after I spent a hard-earned $20 on the Skyrim Anniversary Upgrade, my game broke and I could no longer play it! And since I just got done with my Nightmare run for DAI (video/s on yt go check em out,) the idea hit me as I stared coldly at my TV with a barely suppressed rage. What if Fairbanks gets isekai-ed to Skyrim in the Dragonborn's place? Enjoy my anger-induced fic!

    That's literally it, that's the whole motivation. Imma make it up as I go. Enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,005
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    0
  11. Tags
    Summary

    "If you really want to make a friend, go to someone’s house and eat with him... The people who give you their food give you their heart." — Cesar Chavez

    or alternatively: artem makes food for the nxx. a series of three (maybe four) drabbles where artem makes food for marius, vyn, and luke.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,544
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    37
  12. Tags
    Summary

    It's been days now but the squirrels still continue terrorizing the students of Class 1A. No one knows why they are so persistent about annoying them. Will Eraserhead figure it out or will they have to continue living this way?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,551
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    61
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Desperate to get out of prison, and ready to try just about anything, Dream tries reviving himself.

    This goes wrong as it teleports him and the other people currently in his cell, Technoblade, Ranboo (also Enderboo) and Tommy, into the bodies of Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley.

    Dream is already good at surviving, but now, it's time for him to learn how to live as he spins a webs of tales; not only facing a dark lord, but also the nightmarish crimson which has been the source of all his darkest fears for years.

    (Four Dream SMP personas stuck in the 4th year of Harry Potter)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,006
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1551
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Honestly, Rudolph couldn't understand why Santa would have ever thought he would have responded differently.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    779
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    5
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Look, I came up with and AU Idea and just decided to roll with it. Opposite Technoblade in the place of Canon Technoblade. I have yet to come up with a good summary I like but the first chapter explains my AU. I’m honestly just trying to set up the format of this book/series before I start posting actual chapters. I’ll replace this with the actual summary soon. So if you’re curious do read the first chapter please

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,597
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    924
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Deimos decides, for some reason, to create a group chat for nothing other than organizational purposes! Yes. Definitely.
    And, of course, all hell breaks loose within a short amount of time.
    Who knows what might happen when you stuff all of our protagonists- and antagonists- into a group chat?
    Okay, of course, everyone knows.
    Madness.
    Absolute madness.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,218
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    608
  17. Tags
    Summary

    STRICTLY PLATONIC
    this is not a kink if you are looking for age play you are in the wrong spot

    Dream smp little and caregiver stories

    DNI FOR SMUT

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,630
    Chapters:
    80/?
    Comments:
    310
    Kudos:
    1109
    Bookmarks:
    96
    Hits:
    53339
  18. Tags
    Summary

    your standard vigilante au but combined. Also tubbo is the vigilante and tommy is the guy in the chair because i like that. still sbi though lol. sorry im really bad at summaries.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    664
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    6
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Everyone’s been paranoid since Dream escaped the prison.

    People are on edge, stressing over the slightest hint of green or white ceramic. Phil spends his days walking around with Tommy, protecting him and providing him with a sense of shelter, of safety.

    When Dream finally sees his moments and attacks, Phil is there to defend Tommy. At all costs.

    //

    Or, Phil fights with Dream and wins. Then he fights Techno for fun and loses. L

    (This is nothing serious I wrote it for fun)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,390
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    133
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Mumbo Jumbo, or Mumbo Yumbo as his new friend(?) calls him has always been normal in a world of freaks with superpowers.
    From a young age, he had gotten everything he wanted. In the city, there is no more middle class, only the poor and the rich, and Mumbo was lucky enough to be born into a rich family.
    Now, he works at a restaurant in the rich part of town, where he gets good money that he is able to spend on the machines that he works on almost every day. But one day, the restaurant is robbed, and he is kidnapped for some strange reason.
    Through the kidnapping, he meets Grian, Scar, and Pearl, a group of not-so villains that steals from the rich to give to the poor. There, meeting new people from all over, he will learn the truth of the city, and much, much more.

    or

    Mumbo Yumbo gets kidnapped and then studies history for the entire story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,109
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    419

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation