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    Garrus wanted to wait until just before the suicide mission. But that doesn’t mean Shepard can’t think about it...and prepare.

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    2/3
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    Loosely woven drabbles/shorts/vignettes, from 100-400 words each, focusing mainly on the story of Jack and Ianto's relationship through the years (but anything is possible).

    New! On 09/19/21, Drabble #51: "Timing is Everything."

    Language:
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    11,272
    Chapters:
    51/?
    Comments:
    49
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    78
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    4
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    1218
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    Harry, un cirujano plástico, se enamora de una chica, pero ella descubre el falso anillo matrimonial en su bolsillo.
    Le miente acerca de que esta a punto de divorciarse. Entonces convence a su asistente, Louis Tomlinson y sus hijos para que finjan ser su familia.

    Language:
    Español
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    7,696
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    2
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    56
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    (FFXIV Write 2021) A collection of shorts about WoL Ind'hii Lihzeh, a Keeper Miqo'te, machinist/astrologian on the battlefield, and an omnicrafter with a specialization in alchemy. Canon shorts that explore his relationships with his mom, side characters in his universe, and that with his mate, G'raha Tia.

    Please see the index in chapter one for a rundown on the chapters. Overall rating, tags, and characters will evolve as the month goes on!

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    English
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    20,963
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    585
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    56
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    A salty Future Foundation agent coming to inspect strange occurances in Towa City, and a strange local detective are chained together by a robot bear that seems to really like BL, in the middle of a city contained apocalypse with only two modified megaphones to defend themselves against an army of said robot bears, plus an awful score system to progress like a bad video game.
    Lovely.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    34,404
    Chapters:
    15/23
    Comments:
    173
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3851
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    😈[[WinterFalcon Earth-617 Smut Issues Collection.]]😈

    Series
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    English
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    2,415
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    2
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    140
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    Michael tells Adam stories of the universe, of creation, of the first Adam and the Garden of Eden.

    “Wait, so Steve really was a thing?”

    Michael tucks a sheet around Adam’s chest and grins, “Well, he preferred Stefan.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    Stray Kids OT8 sliding into happy polyamory, as documented by their chat logs.

     

    minnieinnie: so this is the hyung chat
    minnieinnie: what do you guys normally talk about in here?
    binbinbin: grown up stuff
    threecats: what ramen brand tastes the best
    channiehyungie: grown up stuff
    channiehyungie: minho please

    Series
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    English
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    117,863
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    1487
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    2538
    Bookmarks:
    310
    Hits:
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,486
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    3332
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    Seonghwa and Hongjoong finally having a day to themselves meant Hongjoong lazing on their bunk bed and Seonghwa taking a long bath.

    But Seonghwa had other ideas on how else they could pass time.

    Maybe it was time to show off Hongjoong his new clothes that would sure to make him lose his mind (and his pants).

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    5,584
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    525
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    You and Error have gotten pretty close.

    So you two are in the park chilling and he's totally teasing you about your kinks. You don't know why you even told him.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    190
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    Chatfic for the v3 cast.

    Shuuichi (3:41 pm)
    Im-
    Goodnight

    Kiyo (3:42 pm)
    Hello goodnight, I am Korekiyo but you may call me Kiyo

    Shuuichi (3:42 pm)
    This was the last fucking straw

    this is how you do summaries for chatfics, right?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    141
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    In an alternative version of the Naruto universe, Sakura grows up in a Konoha with very questionable moral standards. In her wish to become stronger to be able to protect herself in the future and to impress Naruto, she asks Jiraiya to train her. The old perverted sannin doesn't seem to think that is a good idea, in fact he seems to be annoyed by her mere presence.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1285
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    Fred Weasley has never been hopelessly desperate for something he couldn't have... until it came to the forbidden fruit, his twin brother's girlfriend.
    His devil-may-care attitude is a false facade he's willing to endure, hoping the enchanting Josephine Pierce finds it intriguing and riveting... Which are the opposite characteristics of his reasonably vanilla twin brother.

    ❝every time I look at her... my knees tremble and my heart melts quicker than dog shit on a hot summer afternoon.❞

    ❝...was that supposed to be romantic?❞

     

    cyn·i·cal (adj) - doubtful as to whether something will happen or whether it is worthwhile.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1344
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    In a future where disease and disadvantage have supposedly been eliminated, those who don't fit the norm don't really have equality, even on the flagship of the Federation of Planets. Lieutenant Commander Data is one, but now, together with new friends and old, he finds himself breaking down those barriers as he delves deeper into the human experience. Not without antics and foibles along the way, of course. However, difficulties arise when it becomes clear that the Enterprise D is being targeted by an unknown foe, and no-one knows why.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Takes place during season three, just before Supernatural Christmas. I’ve taken license with the timing but given our boys the knowledge they have by the end of the season. I wondered why our highly intelligent brothers could never see the big picture. What if someone they went to for help could do that for them. Then I thought, if Henry Winchester left behind a family, maybe the other MoL would have done the same…

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    10/12
    Comments:
    3
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    30
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    “Let’s sleep together!”

    The words have always held an innocent meaning. Until, they don’t.

    Language:
    English
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    4,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    534
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    Put simply, the pair are pharmacy students focused on nothing else but to receive their Master's degree: where one wants to run her own pharmacy and the other just wants to become a pharmacist because it's easy and tolerable to him. However, first days at universities always lead to meeting new people no matter if you intend to or not, and that's exactly what happens. The two hate each other but are almost exactly alike! They are insufferable to one another, but eventually, push comes to shove, and well, what happens next was inevitable from the start. Giving themselves a chance is a shot at something long-lasting with several bumps in the road.

    (Set in a modern university world in which the Attack on Titan manga and anime exist so all characters are purely coincidentally named the same but a lot of them are still basically the exact character with a teensy amount of out of character here and there since some of the things they may say or do is what I believe they'd say or do.)

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    English
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    2,838
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    57
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    Like any fine wine, the intangible spark which animates mortal bones ages over the decades, and only grows darker, sweeter; and with every sliver of hope or joy, sure to follow is a new flavor of devastation to season it further.

    Yes, within every bite, I can taste each chapter of human life- the citrusy brightness of youth, the black, bitter tang of heartbreak, the sugary warmth of a lover's embrace, old age, which is often mellow and sweet, all the way to the buttery soft note of their last page, which is final surrender.

    The flavors of emotional turmoil serenade the palate like choirs in the winter singing out of key. An orchestra of chaos in melody- beautiful in its imperfection, like a kintsugi vase.

    And the soul inhabiting my young Master, who has adopted the identity of Ciel Phantomhive, is no exception.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,443
    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1047

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