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    Take a moment and imagine what would happen if you, just as you are right this second, woke up in a fictional world. It's impossible, it's crazy, and it's exactly what I did. This cannon-ish story is the result...

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    28/?
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    A sickly but kind young woman dies only to wake up once more as a two-year-old toddler. Reborn into a world that still has slavery and wars that span continents how will she fair? Let's not forget the fact that magic is all too real in this twisted fairy tale. Will she become a hero or will she fall into the growing darkness? Only time will tell. (Beware the Eventual Snark.)

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    3/?
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    What does Sakura do when she needs a lesson in sexual education? Calls upon her favorite teacher for help, of course!

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    Do you see them too?" Jin asked, almost inaudibly as he took my hand in his own, lacing our fingers together. "The colours?"

    "I never thought I would see them until I met you,"

     

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    Soulmate AU where you only see in monochrome until you make eye contact with your soulmate.
    I'm bad at summaries

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    11/?
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    Stiles doesn't need a babysitter. But with his father away, he gets stuck sleeping over at Derek's house. He hates Derek. But also seriously wants Derek.
    This has become a story within a story, as other characters make their appearance and an actual plot (perhaps) start to come through. Not just smut, it's more like a written soap opera. The aim remains Sterek-centric.
    Enjoy!

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    10/?
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    14
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    Hurk gets an idea, handcuff Rook and Jacob Seed together so that way Jacob can't run from Rook. Only problem is, Jacob is stronger than Rook. Thus he's the one doing the dragging.

    Now our poor Deputy is forced to spend some time with Jacob Seed. Or is it more so poor Jacob finding out the mute deputy can speak and is quiet a chatter box at that.

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    After getting a job at one of the most elusive hero agencies thanks to your mentor All Might, you befriend two crimson eyed men. Katsuki Bakugou and Eijirou Kirishima. You struggle living on your own, and the pair extend a hand, asking you to move in with them and be their roommate. How could anyone deny that? Once you move in, the two men start to spend more time with you and in turn, start to fall for you, which puts you in a crummy situation having to choose between the two. But, the pair wonder, what if you didn't have to choose? Katsuki and Kirishima have a bond like no other and share almost everything with eachother, why not you as well?

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    12/?
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    14
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    This is a continuation of my story "Sunshine", and if you haven't read it, please do. The story will be a bit confusing if you don't. I'll post a short summary of what happened, but it'll be better if you read "Sunshine" first.

    Torn is increasingly unhappy with his love life, and knows that he needs something else...someONE else. But can he step out with his heart unguarded again? After being hurt in the past by his first love, can he finally allow himself some happiness?

    Nah, he's just gonna stick to one night stands and spiral further into denial about his true feelings about a certain blonde renegade. So what if he wrecks a few relationships? So what if mistakes are made? So what if he's so desperate to get fucked that he's willing to go to a shady new nightclub in disguise? And so what if he ends up meeting the very person he's trying to avoid at the club and ends up seducing him while drunk?....wait what?

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    Chapters:
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    Sometimes you really ought to ask what you're eating...

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    "Kneel before me. I said… KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel."

    Your brain was short-circuiting. Triggering your panic response. Your panic response was to make a joke out of everything.

    "Yeah, I always knew some people craved subjugation, but I always thought it was only a sexual thing. But I suppose some people-"

    Everyone turned towards you, aghast as Loki's hand wrapped around your throat. You hadn't realized you had been speaking aloud until his fingers closed around your windpipe.

    Oh, but you were in trouble now.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    hansolo: has anyone don the biology homewor ??

    mr producer man: why am i even in this chat

    sunflower: bc you're my friend (((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))

    mr producer man: am i really

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    The title says it all. These boys is hella gay.

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    An X-Files/Timeless Crossover submitted for the X-Files Porn Battle:

    Prompt #46 – Scully reads NSFW fan fiction (any fandom) & discovers Mulder is the author
    Prompt #50 – Pregnancy sex (early or late-term)

    Scully and Mulder both enjoy watching Timeless. Meanwhile, in the 2nd trimester of her pregnancy, Scully is getting hormonal and horny. She has been reading Garcy fanfic and gets really turned on by it – even more so once she discovers that Mulder has been covertly writing Garcy smut and basing his plots on some of their own experiences. Humor and smut; brief shout-out to Team Winyatt!

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    A collection of short flash fiction requested through my tumblr. I'm going to do a flash fiction day at least once every month, and keep all the results here organized by date! If you wanna join in on next month's fun, come follow me on tumblr!

    Please keep in mind that these stories are extremely varied in kink, tone, and pairings. Some of them are romantic, some of them are hardcore and rough, and one of them literally has a naked Commander Shepard spreading dank memes. So...they're truly a bit of dirty chaos. I've decided to make a separate chapter for each, and the summary is a copy/paste of the actual prompt request that led to me writing it. Since all the chapter titles start with the franchise it's set in, should be easy to navigate to the smut you want!

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    147/?
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    "You have five minutes; if I find what you have to say interesting enough, I may choose to give you more of my time. Your time starts," he paused, still completely still, black fedora still obscuring his face, the shifting of the toothpick in his mouth the only sign that he was speaking at all, "Now."

    Slicking back his hair, and shaking out his grey suit, the young man took a moment to fix his appearance and throw the guards a smug look of victory. Most of the men left, shutting the door behind them, but two stayed, flanking the entry, all movements done without a word of command from the man seated behind the desk.

    Walking to the center of the room, his feet graced the plush expensive carpet before the Irishman’s desk, the boy introduced himself, "My name is Eren Jaeger, and I have a proposition for you from the Bodt family."

     

     *Disclaimer: We do not own Shingeki no Kyojin or its characters, and we do not make a profit from this fan fiction.*

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    1064
    Bookmarks:
    219
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    Los estudiantes del instituto Sophos creen que todo en la vida es sencillo... o eso piensan hasta que la desgracia y el terror dan inicio, cuando el traficante de personas más cruel de la ciudad; junto a su amante; empiezan a reclutar nuevas víctimas sin que nadie sospeche de sus nefastas intenciones.

    Los estudiantes deberán sobrevivir a sus dramas, conflictos, conquistas, celos y amores no correspondidos, sin imaginar que entre ellos el peligro con promesa de muerte está disfrazado de amigo.

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    Los personajes son propiedad intelectual de Masami Kurumada.

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    28/?
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    Jimin falls victim to a very embarrassing situation. Too embarrassed to go to the hospital, he calls his friend Yoongi, who is a doctor.

    Sneak Peek:
    Yoongi stared at him with his mouth slightly open. He glanced down at Jimin’s crotch without any sense of shame.
    “Jimin, I’m not that kind of doctor; you know that, right?”
    Jimin whined. “So? You’re still a doctor.” Jimin honestly couldn’t remember what kind of doctor Yoongi was; he just knew that he was very smart, very well off, and knew what he was doing.
    “I don’t…I don’t do that stuff, Jimin. What do you expect me to do?”

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    1/1
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    Tien finds that the world he dreamed of had disappeared.

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    3/?
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    Clexa domestic fluffiness.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    28
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    Dear Advice Columnist, my boyfriend is a little too excitable...

    Written sometime in the past.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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