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    Mazikeen is Sam and Dean's older demonic half sister. John's first born. And the one that sold her soul for Sam's life.

    Now she's on her own, working as a bounty hunter and a mercenary.

    The fun starts when the humans actually ask for her help in stopping Loki's invasion; but problems arise when Mazikeen starts to have stirrings for the Jotun in Asgardian disguise.

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    4/?
    Kudos:
    25
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    He didn’t want to burden anyone else with this newfound addiction. He thought he could do this alone; buying a sex toy online and waiting by the front door until the mailman came, just so his father wouldn’t get to it first and open it to reveal a surprise, masturbating at least four times a day, going to Jungle a least once a week in the skimpiest clothes he has to grind up against someone, anyone. Stiles did suffer through it for a couple of months, until the need for more was screaming against his skin, and he started to think this was some kind of spell cast on him.

    or

    In which Stiles gets dicked down by the whole pack.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    136
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    Bakugou gets a text late at night, and the person who texts him just can't seem to leave him alone. But maybe, after a while, he doesn't really want him to.

    Shenanigans happen. Bakugou regrets his life choices. Kirishima tries his very best to flirt.

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    43,611
    Chapters:
    11/?
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    350
    Bookmarks:
    39
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    2918
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    [the reader replaces mineta oops] (Y/n) is a 15 year old boy who's been accepted into the top school in Japan of U.A! With a quirk involving his emotions, (Y/n) gets more than what he can handle, and thinks maybe being a hero is not what he should strive for.

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    5/?
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    4
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    1
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    84
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    Cat Grant can't fix the mess she's looking at or maybe she doesn't want to if it comes to that and yet she knows it will even though it's a catastrophe. The pictures that were forwarded to her were leaked on the world wide peepshow known as the internet barely an hour ago and these pictures are worth far more than a thousand words.

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    80,086
    Chapters:
    16/23
    Comments:
    111
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    6521
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    Having Barely escaped The Dark Island with their lives, what remains of the ninja continue on their quest to find the golden weapons, but to also find a new base that can keep the ordinary people safe from the creatures that hunt them - all this in hopes of saving The New World

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    English
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    5,503
    Chapters:
    6/35
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    118
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    My share of rare pairs for you viewing pleasure. Some of which you never thought you would see. (Crack pairings inbound!)

    Request have been OPENED

    Request info and rules on Chapter 1.

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    Language:
    English
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    48,370
    Chapters:
    51/?
    Comments:
    105
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    Izuku is the hero of the tale of his interaction with big sisters of UA. Each girl is infatuated with the teen and they will do whatever it takes to have him. Watch as Ochako, Itsuka, Momo, Toru, Tsuyu and the other girls dote on their little brother through the series of one-shots and short chapters to show how much appreciative and loving they are of their cinnamon roll.{AU}

     
    Update on 12/1/18: The Queen's Game (Momo's Arc) (Part III) (Momo x Izuku)
    Update on 12/8/18: The Queen's Game (Mina's Arc) (Part I) (Mina x Izuku)
    Update on 12/11/18: Cross Our Heart (Part III) (Izuku x Ochako)
    Update on 12/13/18: Shouto For The Weekend (Part I) (Izuku x Fem!Shouto)
    Update on 12/14/18: My RWBY Academia: The Crossover (Part I) (Izuku x Blake) (Toru x Jaune x Tsuyu)
    Update on 12/18/18: Dancing in July (Part I) (Izuku x Melissa)
    Update on 1/22/19: Another Fuyumi's Interlude (Fuyumi x Izuku)
    Coming Soon: Out of Character (Part V) (Izuku x Himiko x Ochako x Reiko)

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    English
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    84,022
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    304
    Bookmarks:
    35
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    45891
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    Hanzo expected a challenging hunt. What he got was a sassy cowboy with a few tricks up his sleeve.

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    2/?
    Comments:
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    28
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    7
    Hits:
    328
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    How bad can Izuku's luck get? Or is it good luck? It's summer vacation with Izuku Midoriya and as he thought it was going to be a quiet summer instead turned into a summer of mishaps, misadventures, and romance when his mother told him about a certain group of foreign girls coming for a homestay. {Modern?AU} {Izuku x Team RWBY} {Harem}

    Greenshade {Blake x Izuku}
    White Emerald {Weiss x Izuku}
    Dragonhero {Yang x Izuku}
    Emerald Rose {Ruby x Izuku}
    *nicknames submitted by a fan

    Update on 1/14/19: So This Happens...And Then Some! (Blake x Izuku)
    Update on 1/15/19: The Faunus and The Deku (Part I) (Blake x Izuku)
    Update on 1/21/19: The Faunus and The Deku (Part II) (Blake x Izuku)

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    English
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    13,725
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    While camping on Pulse, Fang and Vanille introduce the party to a potent liquor from their own time. Drunken idiocy ensues.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    A América se le ocurre la brillante idea de crear un chat grupal en Facebook. Sus intenciones eran buenas, sin embargo, todo se salió de control por un error de dedo. Fotos, historias y vídeos, de sucesos realmente incómodos, son revelados sin piedad cada segundo.

    —¡Cancelar, cancelar, cancelar!
    Mensaje enviado.
    —Fuck...

    História publicada anteriormente en mi FanFiction (Valkyriene):
    https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11882527/1/Chat-Grupal

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    Español
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    4,506
    Chapters:
    3/5
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    Stephen is frequented by an apparition of himself from an alternate reality that had been perverted by unregulated dark magic.

    After an encounter, Stephen can’t walk by a mirror without the temptation to smash it to pieces. He fears the apparition’s return, doing everything in his power to keep it away.

    Meanwhile, Tony welcomes it...

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
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    13
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    Two roommates deal with their growing attraction for one another.

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    967
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    14 Years Ago-
    Narcissa Malfoy, along with her husband, Lucius, were walking from the ball hosted by the Zabini's to their estate. Laughing and giggle the whole way their until they heard cries, each a a different frequency. Narcissa turned her head to Lucius and speed to the desperate wails of the children, her maternal instincts kicked in. Lucius who was confused started to follow his wife to the back of their house, the forest area. When he entered the the line divide the trees and open area he saw his wife with three crying babies and a note in her hand. Lucius grabbed the note, and read aloud,"Please put these kids in the best home you could find, I can't take care of them where I am from there is a war raging and I can't protect. They are pure bloods and special. Please if you are reading this and a mother, from one mother to another please I beg you safe these children."

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    2
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    “It’s interesting, Oikawa, that you would wander in here without any papers to copy. One would think you had more sinister intentions,” Daichi chuckled, turning away to focus on the copy machine. Oikawa clicked his tongue and sauntered toward him. If there was something he hated more than being teased in front of the other staff, it was being ignored. He didn’t stop walking until he stood right behind Daichi, pausing a moment before pressing his body against Daichi’s back. He heard Daichi’s breath hitch and Oikawa smirked as he ghosted his lips over Daichi’s ear.
    “Someone’s been quite a naughty boy today. Mmm, I can think of several ways I could punish you, Sawamura-kun.”
    New Years Rare Pair Challenge! OiDai + Office AU

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    128
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    "So he wastes his love on the girls in his life that either can’t respond or won’t respond - his favored pornographic actress, the various phone sex lines, and Special Agent Dana Scully, who quelled each and every one of his flirtations with a dart of her cold blue eyes." Mulder contemplates his porn addiction. Smut MSR one-shot, Mulder POV. Takes place in a nebulous time between S6 and S7.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    The wacky adventures of the Oxbridge students as they get killed one by one by a mysterious killer - or KILLERS?

    (The everyday life of the Oxbridge students, just with a lot of death).

    (Now currently off hiatus)

    As Meatball wisely once said, 'Wallpaper is about enjoying lyfe while you have it'.

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    English
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    31,145
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    1264
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    When T'Challa gets the hiccups before a press conference, Erik suggests fucking the hiccups out of him. M'Baku doesn't object to the idea.

    [reposted fic from Tumblr]

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    2,286
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    272
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    As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.

    What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?

    (It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)

    Language:
    English
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    176,101
    Chapters:
    18/19
    Comments:
    2311
    Kudos:
    1474
    Bookmarks:
    314
    Hits:
    18944

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