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As (Y/n) is driving back from work late one night, she picks up a young hitchhiker against her better judgment. He is odd and slightly rude, but also strangely kind in a weird sort of way- but just as they near their destination, she gets a deep sense of dread that makes her keep him around for a while longer, and being with this strange young man is inevitably what helps save her life. With him at her side, he helps to guide her forward after she stumbles into a gruesome and bloody fate that forever changes her way of life. And also with his help, her new life in a hidden world of supernatural beings, murder, betrayal, and love begins.
Warnings- This story is mainly Masky x Reader, but later on it becomes Masky x Reader x Hoodie, aaaand then has slight hints of Eyeless Jack x Reader before going back to normal. There are also some Masky x Hoodie and hints at a past few sexual encounters between the two.
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“I bet me and my man can have more sex than you and your protein bunny. Let's see who really owns the sex record in this band.” While Changkyun was trying to collect his dropped jaw off the ground, Kihyun strolls in front of the auburn haired man with a smug face that some would argue it simply called to be punched. Hyungwon, in turn, got up from where he throned on their leather sofa, finally standing tall and proud in front of their shortest member. And, sure enough, his plump lips lifted up in an arrogant smirk at the noticeable height difference. “You’re going down, Yoo. There’s no way in hell you could beat me and my bae.”
“We’ll see about that, Chae,”Series
- Part 5 of I wanna sing for you
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After a particularly wild night out with friends, James Buchanan Barnes wakes up in bed lying next to what can only be described as a perfect specimen.
Realizing he is way out of his depth he flees but not without leaving something important behind.
Steve for his part is bemused by his apparent lack of companionship when he wakes (his one night stands usually stay long enough for coffee ), but memories of pretty eyes that twinkle with mischief and a handsome face continue to haunt him throughout the following days .
NewYork's a big place, one boy lives in Manhattan the other in Queens, so you'd think there was very little chance of the two boys meeting again,
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When the SOS Brigade celebrates its one year anniversary, five disparate strangers find that they have blended into one close-knit family. A slice-of-life style story with some sexy twists. Updates on Friday.
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Share Your Air by VodkaQueen
Fandoms: The Maze Runner Series - All Media Types, The Maze Runner Series - James Dashner, The Maze Runner (Movies)
20 Jan 2019
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“Oh, Tommy.” Newt smiled beatifically.
His heart throbbed wildly at the smile. Why? Why was the blond giving him that smile, if he didn’t want him?
Oh, fuck it, his brain threw its hands up in surrender.
It wasn’t a gentle kiss. It was angry and possessive and greedy; Thomas was leaching all the darkness out of himself and into the kiss and Newt, who clearly hadn’t been anticipating being snatched up in feral lip-lock.>> Thomas is bad at relationships. He's a drama queen and a bit of a twat and head over heels in love with gorgeous, rather-out-of-his-league Newt.
Vowing to woo the other boy with his disastrous wooing skills brings far more than its requisite share of laughs, as Thomas is about to find out. -
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Unforgettable. The word that could perfectly describe Kim Taehyung. Or so Jungkook thought. And now all of his memories of Taehyung are gone.
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"My place is closer."
Who the hell knew that getting caught in the rain meant he was gonna be sharing a shower with the prince of his country? Not Prompto, that's for sure.
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High School rivals Lisa and Jennie room together on a school trip to the US and are forced to share a bed. Shenanigans ensue, featuring confused Koreans in America and many side relationships.
(This is very gay, I'm sorry)
Title taken from GOT7's Moonlight.
UPDATES ON WEEKENDS
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Soonyoung goes by the same route everyday, and encounters a black cat every night without fail. Every night whenever he sees the same black cat, something unfortunate happens to him. Maybe he trips, or bites his tongue but whatever happens, Soonyoung is convinced that it is that same, stupid, black, cat. It also just so happens that Wonwoo, his roommate, really likes that cat and decides to bring it home. That's when he meets Jihoon. Cursed to be a cat by night, and has another secret hidden behind his heart.
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There's a boarding house in Tokyo occupied by boys attending a local college. Hysteria and romantic drama ensues when a female tenant is left in charge of her group of friends who all happened to play volleyball together in high school.
This is an AU fanfiction for the series "Haikyuu!" that focuses on the character Yamaguchi Tadashi and his girlfriend, an original character made by me. It's also self-indulgent because I love my boy so, so much and this is my first real fanfic, lol. I hope you enjoy!
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- Part 1 of Yorozu-Kan!
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Summary: When Eren enrolled in college with Armin and Mikasa, his expectation was to spend most of his time studying and perhaps attending the occasional frat party. Little did he know he'd be meeting an alumnus and an instructor that would change his whole outlook on campus life. Modern setting AU, Eren/Levi/Erwin with some side pairings.
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McHanzo: There is Nowhere to Hide by Treble (Treblesanders)
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
18 Jan 2019
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Hanzo expected a challenging hunt. What he got was a sassy cowboy with a few tricks up his sleeve.
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Miracle (Cable x Female OC) by Marvelhead17 for Actual_Writing_Trashcan, Cute_Trash
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Jan 2019
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Hades turned on her heel the minute she heard about her brother’s attempts at suicide, but by the time she gets to him it’s too late. But final goodbyes are always much harder when you have nobody to say goodbye to, aren’t they? Nathan Summers learns this the hard way.
Disclaimer: All characters mentioned except my own are owned by 20th Century Fox/Disney.
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Once Jimin’s fame started to kick in, he developed fans of his own. They’d praise the way he could rap in such a deep tone all the while dancing smoothly. Many of his fans praised his fluid movements and the way Jeongguk would post on his Twitter about Jimin.
One time Jeongguk posted a fan photo of Jimin’s ass with an incriminating caption: globes the Gods behold, but only I can touch
; ) @peachypark comin’ over 2night?
It didn’t take long for fans to catch on and uncover that Jimin and Jeongguk are in an on and off again relationship. -
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A América se le ocurre la brillante idea de crear un chat grupal en Facebook. Sus intenciones eran buenas, sin embargo, todo se salió de control por un error de dedo. Fotos, historias y vídeos, de sucesos realmente incómodos, son revelados sin piedad cada segundo.
—¡Cancelar, cancelar, cancelar!
Mensaje enviado.
—Fuck...História publicada anteriormente en mi FanFiction (Valkyriene):
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11882527/1/Chat-GrupalSeries
- Part 1 of WONDERLAND
- Language:
- Español
- Words:
- 2,616
- Chapters:
- 2/5
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Something short and silly I wrote over a decade ago for the long-dead IY communities on LJ.
Inuyasha finds himself in an itchy situation and getting roasted as only friends can do.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 593
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 34
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Dea Mortis by elainecerbin
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Greek and Roman Mythology, Norse Religion & Lore, Ancient Egyptian Religion
18 Jan 2019
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Hela and Loki are the main characters.
My take on mythology from lots of cultures, Greek, Egyptian, Norse, etc. and on characters from Marvel (Hela, Loki, and Thor.)
This isn't a great description, lol. I don't really know how to describe it yet.
Beware, there is a lot of extremely mature content in this story.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,808
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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Medicine can have some strange side effects. Gordon Becker sleepwalks; what does Elizabeth do? It's not quite what you think. (Based on a scene from S5E9 Winter Garden) A little sexy humor from a situation you'd never expect. [Posted on FF.net as Shopping Blind]
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- English
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- 4,476
- Chapters:
- 2/3
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- 1
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the savage in a civilized woman (it lives in all of us) by Grand_Phoenix
Fandoms: Tales of Berseria
17 Jan 2019
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"I'd tap that." (Or, Eleanor makes it clear where her priorities lie.) [a sequel to 'and when the moon sets, the rivers will flow freely']
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,231
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
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Postmodern Family (Volume 1) by MaesterDragonhooves
Fandoms: Rick and Morty, Gravity Falls, Star vs. The Forces Of Evil, Steven Universe (Cartoon)
17 Jan 2019
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Interdimensional family shenanigans, what's Rick gonna do? How are people gonna react to it? Find out, in "Postmodern Family"! Postmodern Family, 400 years forever! Old men, aliens, and teenagers, doing magic and sci-fi stuff! There's gonna be interdimensional traveling and it's gonna be great!
(Inspired by Spatziline and MoringMark's "Ultimate Crossover" and MiniJen's "Universe Falls")
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- Part 1 of Postmodern Family