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Tien finds that the world he dreamed of had disappeared.
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Once upon a time, there was a boy with hair as black as ebony, and skin as white as snow; and his name was Lee Jihoon (aka Snow Hoonie, even though no one calls him that). A visit from his fairy godparent prompts a trip to the Glass Palace, where King Joshua and King (Queen) Jeonghan resides, for an important quest that involves his true love...
Along the way, Jihoon meets several odd characters: an angry forest spirit, a talking alpaca, a pixie wanting to become the greatest martial arts master in all the land, a dragon who grants wishes and many more!
Follow his adventures as Jihoon completes his quest - will he find his true love?
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Down and Dirty in Detroit by TheOptimisticScripter
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
22 Sep 2018
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This is essentially a Sex Club/Strip Club AU where literally everyone works as a unique entertainer at Detroit's finest sexual establishment, the Eden Club. You're a confidential partner, with nobody knowing your name and face since you're a famous blogger that writes with discretion. So, you get to anonymously go out and just have some fun, maybe even catch a good story or two by engaging in wonderful nights at the club for "reviews". Perhaps even bump their rating even higher and become an associate and get benefits.
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Dean buries the cool nose of the flintlock into the back of the man’s shambolic brown locks. “Hand over the booty now and I’ll spare ya a lung while I’m breakin’ yer legs.”
Dean can feel the gun kick a little when the man tenses up. And he hates liars, so his chest only grows hotter when the man answers, “Uh... yeah, no booty here.”
“Don’t hornswaggle me, you picaroon, or I’ll cut off yer ear!”
“You can cut off my ear, but it won’t change me having any of your booty.”
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Nine Days Of Loki by EarthAngelGirl30
Fandoms: Thor movies, Loki (Marvel) - Fandom, Sif (Marvel) - Fandom, sifki - Fandom, Loki X Sif - Fandom, loki and sif, lokixsif - Fandom
21 Sep 2018
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The Lady Sif has been given a mission.
She's been sent to Midgard with orders to bring the troublesome trickster Loki, back to Asgard.
He's been in hiding amongst the mortals after fleeing the realm eternal, in order to escape the wrath of Odin, as well as Thanos who still has a score to settle with him.
With his magical abilities, Sif isn't able to apprehend him easily and inadvertently becomes his hostage.
When their hatred of each other begins evolving into something more complicated, her integrity, loyalty and honour will be tested.
Likewise, Loki even begins questioning his reasons for holding her captive in the first place.
Unless she can convince him to return, Sif may end up being stranded on Midgard indefinitely, and who knows what fate may befall her captor.
But with the possibility of Heimdall observing all, as she's pushed to the limit, will whatever happens on Midgard...stay on Midgard? -
The Unscripted Humor of My Hero Academia by Big_Diesel
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Sep 2018
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A collection of one-shots containing oodles of hilarious, unmentionable, and down-right rude jokes. From tongue-in-cheek, double entendre to taboo. No character is exempt from the rude, crude, and totally uproarious adult gags. Find out in Deku Unscripted. {AU} READ at your own risk!
Update on 8/1/18: The Closet (Izuku makes a deal with a cheating Toshinori.)
Update on 8/4/18: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode I) (A collection of small stories.)
Update on 8/15/18: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode II)
Update on 8/18/18: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode III)
Update on 9/21/18: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode IV)Series
- Part 6 of The Deku Collection
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SUGARCOATED (HITOSHI SHINSOU X READER) by my-american-hero (meganbakugou_fanfic)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, My Hero Academia
21 Sep 2018
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Hitoshi gets stuck caring for his 6 year old adopted little sister Eri for 3 months while their father Shouta goes on a mission. Between two jobs the hero can't manage the child on his own and has to seek out a helping hand prompting him to search for a live in sitter that can be there all the time when he can't, but who would be willing to do so?
(Y/N) is a newly graduated culinary arts student with dreams of owning a bakery. But first she is forced to work a lousy job to pay off her student loans until she can find something better. The only good thing about her job is a certain purple haired hero that frequents the place and requests her specifically. Just as she thinks she can't take anymore an unexpected offer comes up from the customer saving her mental stability at least for three more months, but once she's not needed anymore, will the lavenderette really want to release her?
*ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ (EXCEPT ERI OF COURSE)*
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SHARED WALLS (SHOUTO TODOROKI X READER) by my-american-hero (meganbakugou_fanfic)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Sep 2018
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Running away from a psycho villain ex-boyfriend, you find yourself calling Japan your new home. You're completely on your own here, so you decide its time to grow up and try to find a job, along with new friends. One person you wish you could befriend the most was whoever lived in the apartment next to you but you never seemed to catch them at the right time, maybe one day soon enough you'll bump into them.
Little did you know a hero lived on the other side and that you'd soon befriend him and become extremely close. Your past seems to find you and threatens what you have started to build with the hero but he refuses to let you go and vows to protect you as you both go through the ringer together.
*ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+*
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Ambrosia by MikiBearxx
Fandoms: NCT (Band), (여자)아이들 | (G)I-DLE, LOONA (Korea Band), Red Velvet (K-pop Band)
21 Sep 2018
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Cho Min Chae is a sophomore in college who's ready to become a physical therapist. After encountering with a monster and soon learning that her birth father is the God of dreams, Min Chae has been selected by Zeus and the Olympian Council to save the immortal and mortal by finding the stolen crystal heart of time. With betrayal among the team and with little time, Min Chae must save everyone before they turn into dust and disappear from the earth.
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- English
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- 5,236
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Kudos:
- 1
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Izuku's Mothers by Big_Diesel
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Sep 2018
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Izuku is the hero of the tale of his interaction with the mothers of UA. Each mother is infatuated with the teen and they will do whatever it takes to have him. Watch as Inko, Mitsuki, Rei, Shino, Nemuri, and the other mothers of Musutafu dote on Izuku through the series of one-shots and short chapters to show how much appreciative and loving they are of their Deku. {AU}
Update on 8/28/18: Pool (Rei x Izuku)
Update on 9/6/18: Let Sleeping Deku Lie (Izuku x Yuu x Shino)
Update on 9/9/18: Kissin' Pink (Part I) (Izuku x Rei)
Update on 9/16/18: Once in a Green Moon (Part IV) (Nemuri x Izuku)
Update on 9/21/18: Izuku For The Weekend (Part I) (Izuku x Fem!Katsuki x Mitsuki)
Update on 9/21/18: Every Second Counts (Part I) (Izuku x Mika x Kyoka)
Coming Soon: Once in a Green Moon (Part V) (Nemuri x Izuku)
Coming Soon: It's A Wild, Wild Saturday (Part IV) (Shino x Izuku)Series
- Part 2 of The Deku Collection
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The Benefits Between Us by dat_heichou
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Sep 2018
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It was never meant to be a serious suggestion. But of course, Deku has always been someone to rise up to Katsuki’s challenges. It’s both his best and worst feature, after all.
In which the Wonder Duo agrees to release the stress of being pro-heroes together and discover that sometimes being friends-with-benefits can mean being better friends.
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Let Me Be The Wallpaper That Papers Up Your Room by sendosenpai
Fandoms: One Piece, 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Kuragehime | Princess Jellyfish, Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types, Hunter X Hunter, Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, Naruto, 未来日記 | Mirai Nikki | Future Diary, Tokyo Ghoul, Death Note (2017), Death Note (Anime & Manga)
21 Sep 2018
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The wacky adventures of the Oxbridge students as they get killed one by one by a mysterious killer - or KILLERS?
(The everyday life of the Oxbridge students, just with a lot of death).
(Now currently off hiatus)
As Meatball wisely once said, 'Wallpaper is about enjoying lyfe while you have it'.
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- 22,009
- Chapters:
- 31/42
- Kudos:
- 12
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Izuku's Sisters by Big_Diesel
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Sep 2018
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Izuku is the hero of the tale of his interaction with big sisters of UA. Each girl is infatuated with the teen and they will do whatever it takes to have him. Watch as Ochako, Itsuka, Momo, Toru, Tsuyu and the other girls dote on their little brother through the series of one-shots and short chapters to show how much appreciative and loving they are of their cinnamon roll.{AU}
Update on 9/7/18: Lucid Dreams (Part II) (Izuku x Harem)
Update on 9/10/18: Fuyumi's Interlude (Fuyumi x Izuku)
Update on 9/13/18: Cross Our Heart (Part I) (Izuku x Ochako)
Update on 9/15/18: The Strawberry Letter (Part I) (Izuku x Nejire)
Update on 9/21/18: Afternoon Tea (Part I) (Izuku x Setsuna)
Coming Soon: Out of Character (Part V) (Izuku x Himiko x Ochako x Reiko)Series
- Part 4 of The Deku Collection
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Skinny Jeans by LostMyWit
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
21 Sep 2018
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In which Jon isn’t quite ready for real shopping but he needs somthing new to wear. A clothing subscription service works pretty well, but sends an unwanted surprise. Jon is less than amused. Arianne gets him to reconsider some things.
One-shot, post “I Can Be Lonely With You”.
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- Part 2 of The Journalist and the Soldier
- Part 14 of Arijon short fics
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Cat Grant can't fix the mess she's looking at or maybe she doesn't want to if it comes to that and yet she knows it will even though it's a catastrophe. The pictures that were forwarded to her were leaked on the world wide peepshow known as the internet barely an hour ago and these pictures are worth far more than a thousand words.
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After discovering Mako's lied to her, Ryuko sets out to find the mysterious "leviathan" of a former Fight Club president.
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- 53,011
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- 16/?
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Friend or foe? Packmate or werewolf? Safety and security or excitement and danger?...Good or evil?
Unfortunately, not all choices are black and white, and sometimes heroes and monsters lurk where they don't belong.
As supernatural forces loom large and threaten to destroy his pack, Isaac has a choice to make: Stiles or Ethan?
Plot-heavy, slow burn Isaac/Ethan & Isaac/Stiles love triangle set against a backdrop of supernatural danger and suspense. Set after 3A and diverges completely.
Ch 62: Race Ya
“Take me upstairs and fuck me,” Stiles said as he broke the kiss and bounced in Isaac’s arms. “My ass isn’t sore anymore.”
“So you want it to be again?” Isaac asked with a ragged laugh.
Stiles nodded – fucking nodded. “You wouldn’t believe how many times I jerked off yesterday because I could feel what you had done to me, how many times I played with my hole because it was still wet with your cum.”
“We don’t have much time,” Isaac said as he turned and raced up the stairs with Stiles in his arms.
“I’ll fucking race you to see who can get off first once you’re inside me.”
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After the Prophecy by AllTheKingsHorsesandAllTheKingsMen
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls, MCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
20 Sep 2018
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Alva has just defeated Alduin, her prophecy is fulfilled and it's time for her to return to the world of the living and leave Sovngarde. However, instead of being returned to Skyrim, she found herself falling and being saved by a strange person in an armor type that she had never seen before. Now she must reside in a new world, a world far different from her own, and figure out what purpose the Gods had to send her to this strange land. Ghosts from the past haunt her, as does the worry about what will happen to Skyrim and her loved ones in her absence. Filled with so many new people and things to learn, Alva had to wonder if there as something she needed to do here or was it just time for the last Dragonborn to vanish from Nirn? If she was to vanish from her world, could she bring herself to find a place in this one? Her prophecy never did say what happened to her after she was to face The World Eater.
- Language:
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- 620
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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- 2
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The Mark of Fen'Harel by CrazyArtChic
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II
19 Sep 2018
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In the time before Elvhenan fell, Fen'Harel is made to create a spell to find his Mate. He puts qualities that no (one) person could possess, though he does add things he secretly desires. Years later, he's forced to face the consequences of that spell. She is everything he's ever wanted, and nothing he needs right now. He has his cause to think of now, his people, and he does not deserve whatever happiness the spell could bring.
Hawke has never been safe, on the run since what happened at the Gallows. Fenris is the only one who was able to stay by her side, the brother she adopted long ago. When he leaves to protect her, she is captured. She meets the Dread Wolf though he does not know she knows. What she does know is that he is an egotistical overblown jackass, and if he thinks she'll back down, he's got another thing coming.
They circle one another, each trying to figure the other out. He is set on ignoring her. The two will rock the Inquisition, and the world may never be the same. What do you do when you have the attention of an elven god? What do you do when the object of your affection is someone you are trying to avoid? and what will happen, if they finally come together?
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All you wanted to do was play baseball, so you joined Sediou...just as a guy.
Miyuki x reader