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    Loosely based on the events in Noël Moulin's route in MeChat.

    Kat is a Narrative Game Designer, feeling bored with her usual life. She signs up for MeChat, a dating app, in order to find someone to have some fun with. She stumbles upon a picture with two young men and curiosity gets the better of her. When it turns out the one she's writing with isn't looking for someone for himself but rather someone for his best friend, she can't help but tease the sweet, yet unavailable guy, whose own true personality isn't as innocent and mild-mannered as first assumed.

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    53,497
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    In which the Angels find out what happens when Sabina goes 'berserk'. Like, literally.

    Or

    Trailer excerpt:
    “Angels!” shouts Bosley over comms, voice cracking with desperation.

    Somebody roars. That’s the only way to describe the sound … which sends pure dread down Jane’s spine, despite the lack of air, the headlock she's in, the flashing vision, the ringing, the imminent threat of dying.

    The guard drops Jane. He is screaming bloody murder. Jane is on the ground, gasping for breath, gasping up wildly, trying to get a read on the rapidly changing parameters. What is happening?! Elena is on the ground too, very nearby Jane. They make eye contact for a long moment, and Jane automatically reaches out to grasp Elena’s shoulder, pull her girlfriend in close. Elena’s face is covered in blood and … chunks of brain? Is any of it hers?! Jane feels like being sick. Elena’s eyes are as wide and confused as Jane feels like her own are.

    “SHIT!” yells Bosley. “Jane! Elena! Retreat NOW!”

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    Chapters:
    34/34
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    969
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    Arrogant. Stuck up. Greedy. Selfish. Traits that Eleftherios believed every Olympian God and Goddess had. "A dime a dozen" is always how his kind was referred to. And the time he needed the Olympian the most, every prayer fell on deaf ears. Eleftherios would always hate the Olympian. . . at least that's what he thought. 'Why'd I have to love the color red so much?"

    Warning: This series will focus on subject of PTSD, depression/suicidal thoughts, child abuse and sexual assault. There also will be adult content in the future.

    Thank you and I hope you can join me on this ride.
    P.S. Yes I am a Hermes simp.
    (Will update tags as the series moves along)

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    600
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    Just like the title says.
    After a night of passion with Weyoun 6, Dr Bashir is desperate to find out what it was that made him do such a crazy thing. And what it is about Weyoun that has suddenly made him so bloody irresistible. That means medical testing. That means the DS9 medical staff have to suffer the experience of time spent with Weyoun. Although, as it turns out, it's only the female staff who are truly suffering. Although, they do make some very interesting discoveries about Vorta biology along the way...
    Meanwhile Julian and Weyoun are both still secretly pining for Garak...

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    13,170
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Some of them I made up, others are based off of tiktok, vine, and other shit-
    Inspired by Violent_Bulldog and BookwormQueen27!

    most of these are based off of headcanons, and some are based off of AUs, so uh..expect chaos

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    3,663
    Chapters:
    116/?
    Comments:
    180
    Kudos:
    475
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    10394
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    Just the Madrigal family and their new daily lives

     
    This is my first work so don’t make fun of me :p
    (Rated teen and up for swearing)

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    Chapters:
    586/?
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    237
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    7047
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    Lucas had always liked Ness... but, they were just best friends... right?

    Yet, when jealousy and love intertwine themselves in his mind, Lucas struggles to find a way forward.

    But what if Lucas could be a third of something greater?

     

    A Third... Of Love. (Ness/Paula + Ness/Lucas)

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    The story of a golden haired peasant boy who, when exploring the misty, scary part of the forest, stumbles upon a god that falls head over heels platonically in love with him.

    Or

    God!Tubbo claims Tommy as his favorite. Hijinks ensue.

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    DISCLAIMERS

    1: Problematic shippers fuck off. This is a fic mostly just god!Tubbo platonically simping for Tommy. It is not a shipping fic. Any and all thoughts, feelings, and affection shown are purely platonic in nature. Goat god boy thinks gremlin boy is very pretty slash p, ur honor

    2: I am a c!Benchtrio apologist with c!Tommy favoritism. Anyone else can fuck off. The characters here are my interpretation of their DSMP equivalents and as such anyone that isn't Bench trio and Tommy specifically can and will be villainized at my discretion. If ur fav ain't woobified here don't cry about it shut up go away I don't wanna deal with u. Especially YOU, c!Dream apologists. Fuck you. Hate you.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Collections:
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    Comments:
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    1454
    Bookmarks:
    237
    Hits:
    33678
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    Harry's Had enough, his uncle kills Hedwig and Harry snaps, This story has become a small series of oneshots, I might end up renaming this story 'Messing With Malfoy'.

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    16,454
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    4032
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    In which Maverick loses a scholarship to Miramar University due to his father's trial; he's forced to attend some college in Montana that accepts almost everyone. Goose tries to clear up his name the best he can and convince his volleyball coach, Viper, to give Maverick a second chance. He succeeds and now Maverick is officially
    a student and athlete of Miramar University.

    or

    a top gun (1986) university volleyball au with icemav

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    Words:
    6,224
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    49
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    “I’m calling in a favor.”
    Suguru frowns, tilting his head to hold the phone against his shoulder while he unloads groceries. “I don’t owe you any favors right now.”
    “Yeah, but I’ll owe you one,” Shoko says. “I need you to fill in for me at a…temporary gig.”
    “What kind of gig?” Suguru says warily.
    “Marriage counseling,” Shoko replies.
    Suguru drops the phone.

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    Words:
    39,690
    Chapters:
    9/10
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1873
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    Lucius simply laughed at him, shaking his head. Regulus hated that reaction.

    -tw; cousin x cousin, underage sexual harassment.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Azem just returned to town from a work excursion, and Hythlodaeus wants to celebrate with her by trying out a new concept he thought she'd enjoy that turns both of them into proto-miqo'te. It's all fun and games until the enchantment doesn't wear off when it's supposed to, and other changes start happening to their bodies... What will their most esteemed partner Emet-Selch do when he discovers what his two favorite troublemakers are hiding?

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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    98
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    The last surviving Kosuishin of the Kangaeru River embarks on a journey with the self proclaimed bandit known as Yamcha in order to find the 7 magical wish granting orbs known as the Dragon Balls. On the way, the pair will encounter many friends and foes.

    Based on "Journey to the West" and "Xiangshuishen".

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    A new player enters the game, Naruto Uzumaki, with the power to bring change in the soul society, to bring either peace or destruction.

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    12,578
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    763
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    Will moved to California to begin a new life. After meeting a boy who resembles an old friend of his, he develops a close relationship with him.

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    1,349
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    694
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    Ian and Mickey attempt to have some roleplay fun.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    179
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3531
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    A getaway night with friends.
    A drunken prank.
    A horrendous tragedy.

    When Keiji and his friends get invited to the Watanabe Lodge after a year of Riku and Ren's disappearance, they all expect to reconnect with each other and honor the memory of the unfortunate twins.

    Their night turns into a nightmare when they find out they are not alone up on the mountain, and the struggle to stay alive until dawn begins.

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    47,987
    Chapters:
    9/12
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1184
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    “Every time I’m ashore inside ten miles of you, Vakarian, shit goes to hell. I go to the clinic to follow up a lead, find you escalating a blackmail attempt into a hostage situation. I go to Omega to recruit a tactical specialist, find you playing Custer’s Last Stand with every merc on the station. I go goddamn house calling and get my ass shot, ‘cause for some reason, your friends don’t actually like you.”

    “Well, I’m not the only common denominator in this equation, Shepard. For all I know, it could be you inflicting the bad luck on me.”

    Shepard, Vakarian, and a hell of a lot of banter. Strap in for the slowest ME2 burn you've ever read, and watch out for flyby Batman jokes.

    Updates every Friday until further notice.

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    Words:
    55,594
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    294
    Kudos:
    505
    Bookmarks:
    115
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    Shouta Aizawa knew it was coming. He knew, and he had a year and a half to prepare. Now they were nearing the end of second year and it has come:

    The dreaded sex ed class.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,247
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
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