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    Taeyong finds himself craving for a man he shouldn't be craving for, and Doyoung finds himself falling in love with his rival.

    It works out in the end, but in the middle? Taeyong and Doyoung needs to figure shit out on their own, and it won't be pretty.

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    From my twitter!

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    Garrus and FemShep relationship from the beginning of Mass Effect 1. The story with twists, additions, jokes, loss, and changes. The two move from friends to something more. (If you are here for some smutty action, Chpt. 14. Other smuttiness to be added later.)

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    33/?
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    "Suddenly their eyes meet, and Jisung’s mouth shuts. He gulps. A beat passes before the clerk’s pretty pink lips curl into a smirk. They stare at each other for what feels like a hot minute but then Jisung panics, remembering Hyunjin is standing right behind him and judging him, so then he does the only possible thing he could think of to flirt back; he winks. Take that, Hyunjin! Jisung’s got balls. And, hopefully, Cute Boy’s number—

    He doesn’t get Cute Boy’s number.

    Because Cute Boy, the clerk that they all thought was a confident gay, just turned bright red and sprinted the fuck away."

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    Or, the AU where Jisung is a shy tattoo artist and Minho is the bookstore clerk that flirts with him through the window every day. Until Jisung flirts back.

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    It's been 31 years since Ikki and his friends finally defeated Tyrant and the rebellion and the world began to usher in a era of peace in fact the peace has been so stable people have started to question the need for Blazer's however when new and old evils start arising it's up to a team of teenagers to put an end to it however this team won't be led by Ikki or Stella's children no this time a new champion will rise and his name is Fumihiro Hazamada.

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    Full title: Bulletproof Girl Scouts

     

    "Namjoon", Hoseok spoke into the bluetooth. "You laugh one more time, I dare you"

    I cleared my throat loud enough for the whole floor to turn heads. "Sorry", I croaked to the lady two seats away though I said it for Hoseok.

    "You need to shut up", his voice was strained. "One more dying sound and Jungkook will blow our cover by laughing"

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    17/?
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    Levi Ackerman is the frontman for the hit band No Name, operating under the pseudonym "L". His bandmates, Hange and Miche, all enjoy their private lives, and keep their identities under wraps; the fact that the mysterious secrecy boosts their sales is just an added bonus. On a fateful night in a twisted chain of events, Levi finds himself arrested and in need of a lawyer.

    Enter Eren Jaeger, young, successful, and famous celebrity lawyer. The man is the definition of perfection; charitable, kind, and in possession of sarcastic wit. He has loving, successful (if a tad extremely conservative) parents, a beautiful actress as a girlfriend, and a profitable career.

    The problem? Eren is straight as an arrow, and Levi is thirsty for that ass. Everything, however, is not as it seems, and the entire situation becomes convoluted at a rapid pace. They're on a rollercoaster, and the tracks break off into nothingness at the end of the ride. Can they survive the whirlwind that is each other?

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    There’s another abandoned mug, festering with mould in the living room — Steve offically has the world's worst roommates. And complains about them. Often. Bucky, tired of his lack of action, decides it’s time to avenge Steve's sleepless nights and unsanitary conditions once and for all. They’ll pretend to be the world’s most annoying couple: excessive PDA, loud fake sex, and general repugnance. The plan sounds easy enough; it will be strictly platonic. Or will it?

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    Short stories, drabbles, and more! This will be more for the unpopular ships of She-Ra, excluding Frosta/Adora

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    Gavin glowered at her, but wore down under her stare. “…Did you post the video?”

    Her grin was answer enough. He covered his face with his hands, pink flaming across his cheeks. Her voice was singsong when she replied, “Yep. All of the Gavcats are in love with him. They’re calling him ‘Nines.’ Wanna know why?”

    “No, I really don’t.”

    Tina ignored him. “They all think he has a nine-inch dick.”

    His hands dropped from his face with horror. “Oh my God. Please tell me you’re joking.”

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    巴基·巴恩斯 在 明德大学风云录 上发表了:
    各位同学!我昨晚喝醉后,遇见了一辆自行车。在头脑不清醒,又离家很远的情况下,当时我得出的结论是把它骑回家。我保证,我本人和自行车都顺利度过了这次劫难,目前一切安好!!现在我不需要这辆车了,也知道车主可能在烦恼丢了车。总之,如果你能准确说出自行车的牌子和颜色,那就私信我,我保证原物奉还!!感谢载我一程xoxo

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    in which yoongi gets coerced into joining a gay men’s volleyball club and finds himself thoroughly confused by how hard jimin and jungkook are flirting with him.

    (“Go get some dick, tiger.”

    “But which dick?”

    “What the hell do you mean ‘which dick’? Both, obviously.”)

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    Olloro: rip in peace Lance McClain

    Matteroni: Rest In Peace In Peace

    Olloro: I Stand By My Mistakes Like A Man Unlike You Thots

    Gaylien: cant believe youre calling out my mom this early in the morning

    ShiroGONE: kEITH

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    7 losers +1 groupchat = a fucking mess thats what it is

    Join four (4) highschool dorks and three (3) college students in their journey filled with shenaningans,self discovery and memes to find their place in this everchanging,unkind world,Chatfic style

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    When an alien man crash lands on a planet he's never been on, what's he to do? Luckily, a few kind souls lend him a hand.

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    johnny creates a group chat for all 21 members of nct.
    chaos ensues.

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    Alternate Universe that the cookies are humans living in a failing society.

    (Changed rating from Teen and Up to Mature, there will be graphic depictions of murder and other topics. Along with me using vine quotes as chapter names.)

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    8/?
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    Robyn has been on the run since the fall of Hydra, moving from place to place before finally settling on an Island in Scotland.

    But when faces from a past she doesn't remember appear in her life, all hell breaks loose but maybe, just maybe this is the start of her recovering from a life of pain and suffering. Maybe she can have something better for her daughter.

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    ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: FUCK

    ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: rip me

    sickducker69: SUCKS TO BE U FUCKING TWINK

    ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: EAT MY ASS U HORNY ASS BITCH

    kayaygay: dont u have shuichi for that

    buzz lightyear: wat th actual fukc ka ede

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    Welcome to Kokichi's Stripclub;), a group chat made by the 53rd class of Hope's Peak Academy.

    Ultimately, the chat is very gay.

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    As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.

    What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?

    (It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)

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    “This world is made of pairs. Fire and snow. Age and youth. Love and hate. Hope and despair. These pairs equal each other and balance each other out. One is not stronger than the other, and if one ceases to exist the other will, too. Despite this, the darkness sometimes outweighs the light, throwing off the delicate balance of the universe, and plunging the world into shadow. That’s what Magical Children are for."

    Kimseok Jin is a handsome magical boy who fights evil spirits called witches with his six friends. They save the world from eternal winter, the young men will soon realize their youthful spring days are numbered.

    (The PMMMxBTS fic nobody wanted, but thats how mafia works)

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