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    Enji attends a fancy hero dinner and spends the whole time surrounded by drunk heroes shooting the shit.

    This is aggravating enough, but then Hawks starts deepthroating chicken skewers, and that's a bridge too far.

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    What happens when things get a little stranger before Pennywise arrives?

    Bill Denbrough is out with his friends one cold Derry afternoon searching for his missing younger brother, Georgie when they accidentally stumble across a portal leading to a place that simultaneously intrigues and frightens them. A place where doppelgangers and creatures out for blood exist, but Derry doesn't. Together, they all try to find a way home while helping their new friends Lucas Sinclair, Mike Wheeler, Dustin Henderson and a strange girl called Eleven find a missing friend of their own, Will Byers.

    Will they be able to survive this strange new world? Can they make it back home before the creature that is out for blood gets to them? Will they be able to find Georgie and Will? What about the secrets they all keep, will they spill?

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    As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.

    What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?

    (It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)

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    (00:23) babythot: jaebum hyung help jinyoung hyungs on his period again

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    5/?
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    Bass and Quint have, after the attack of R-Shadow and the Dimensions, settled into a new life alongside the now ex-Mega Man Killers and the Roll and Kalinka from Quint's timeline. No family is without its hardship, though, and not everyone is having an easy time adjusting to the new status quo.

    X and Zero are basking in the honeymoon phase of their relationship, but with who they are and what they do for a living, their situation is more complicated than either of them would prefer.

    Absolutely the last thing anyone needs is to get mixed up in a time travel fiasco...

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    12/?
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    In the past, four goddesses chose to be sacrificed in order to stop an imbalance in the natural order. The incident had left the four to be incarnated as humans currently and summoned by Zeus to help prevent the reoccurrence. As the four girls, Ceresei, Ane, Freya, and Fu, are not agreeing with this challenge; they must help the gods graduate in order to return to their normal lives. Ceresei, forced to be the leader of the group, has to make sure no one dies in the process.

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    11/?
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    KingLou: now listen here buckaroo,

    ISellKids: hold your horses,

    Vilent: I'm surrounded by idiots.

    I have no life so I made this for fun.

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    22/?
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    This still happens before the last part of "Farewell Morioh, Town of Golden Hearts". Okuyasu is at Josuke's home, helping him while Tomoko is away.

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    Mayor Lewis has lost his shorts, so Abigail decides to play Nancy Drew with Sam and Sebastian.

    It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    Baeyoung: You so ugly, Satan finally had a competition.

    Saeran: YOU FUCKING IDIOT- WE’RE LITERALLY TWINS

    Yuwusung: Do any of y’all wanna bet Saeyoung’s IQ is a single-digit?

    ZEN outta ten: I’m about to insert that to Bikipedia.

    Baeyoung: This is bullying, you’re committing a serious crime here.
    Baeyoung: I regret ever making friends with any of you monsters.

    ZEN outta ten: Woah there, don’t you think “friends” is a little too much?

     

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Baeyoung has left the group chat

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    Behind the scenes of RFA's chats. What can go wrong :)

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    Just another average day at Ravarra High.

    In which my characters are high school students and Ravarra is like some place in the U.S.

    I was bored (and tipsy) and I had an idea. I don’t know if I’m going to continue this, but here it is.

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    I have been looking forward to doing this story, for MONTHS! I feel kind of bad, that the reason I did finally write this. Is because of the news, to Stan Lee's passing.
    I am no way, taking advantage of that or him or his name. Stan Lee, along with the MCU, and the comics, mean everything to me. The circumstances of everything, just gave me the kick I needed.

    I asked my friends, how they would want a S/O to help them during a bad day. My friends also helped spin so title ideas.
    I guess I don't have a description other than a warning.

    WARNING:
    THIS SHIT GOING TO BE FLUFFY AS HELL. PLEASE DO NOT READ IT, I AM ASHAMED BUT I NEEDED TO WRITE IT. hahaha...

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    6/?
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    "Naruto always sported a boner when they fought. He never thought anything of it. Fighting with Sasuke was always enthralling, filling him up with joy and adrenaline. After all, he was his best friend, and their fights were always charged with emotion. Standing across Sasuke, shouting confessions of his strongest feelings at him, readying for close physical contact, would sent currents up and down his body. He'd be wired from head to toe, and have better things to focus on than what dumb things his body would be up to."

    It's basically a what if Mickey/Ian (Shameless) first time kind of an idea, that I ran with, mixed with some inspiration from the Choke me daddy Naruto and Sasuke meme, that got kinda too angsty too fast.

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    Nicole Haught had the perfect life in California. Surfing before school and parties on the weekend, a beautiful girlfriend, and friends she would die for. That is, until her girlfriend dies. With Nicole plagued by depression, grief, and a failed suicide attempt, Nicole's father sends her to live with family in Purgatory, Canada. Sharing a house with the orphaned Earp sisters, Nicole must learn to adjust to a whole new life of snow, rodeo jocks, and a girl with the smile of an angel that brings up the question of whether she can ever love again.

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    6/?
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    From the blistering sands, A Former Pirate known as "The Red Dragon" had left his homeland in the west to learn the art of magic and to offer trade his skills.. After being in Skyrim long enough, he now understands that the coldest thing in the land isn't the snow or ice, but the people themselves... As both Foreigner and apparent Dragonborn, you'd figure he'd regret his decision... That however isn't the case..

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    "Flying… you're up there and you are free, you can do whatever you want…"
    ~ K. Magnussen

    They both need to break free, each in their own way. And maybe it's easier together.

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    4/?
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    “Belmont, it’s really very sad that you’re semi-illiterate gobshite, given that almost your entire patrimony consists of books.”

    “And a whip."

    "And a whip," Alucard agreed.

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    It was supposed to be a first time playthrough, but it takes a very strange turn when that very same playthrough becomes a first person perspective. Also know as, LIVING it. Now three friends struggle through Thedas as one becomes Inquisitor. Between closing rifts, falling in love, and trying to bring peace to Thedas all while keeping what they know as secret as possible...can they save the world without damning everyone?

    (Mostly for my own amusement. My own take on MGiT/MBiT/MPiT. Also, I'm not planning to update tags. Read at your own risk, please. I'll give a warning at the start of chapters with uncomfortable topics but that's about it.)

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    39/40
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    Why the hell did she need a guardian?

    No, scratch that, why did she need this particular guardian?!

     

    A drabble dump, since I probably won't be able to finish this as a full length fic, but I enjoyed writing it too much to just delete what I had already written. Mikaela and Crosshairs are really sparkmates, according to the Matrix, they're the pair who will end the war (or start the apocalypse, if they don't come together) That's what made Optimus appoint Crosshairs as her guardian.

    But sometimes, love starts with fighting, and everything isn't smooth sailing. Ridiculousness, dirty jokes and drinking ensues...

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    2/?
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    No video game is without sin.

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    12
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