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    Dynamene, youngest of the 50 Nereids, has lived most of her adolescence as a servant alongside her sisters at Poseidon’s palace. But with her coming-of-age birthday and other developments, what she initially thought was just admiration of her master quickly blossoms into something stronger and more passionate… and painful.
    Loving someone like Poseidon is not easy period, let alone as your first love. But Dynamene is young and naïve, and all she wants is a chance to be at the sea god's side.
    Warnings and tags will change as story progresses; violence in future chapters.
    First posted on tumblr.
    Now complete.

    Language:
    English
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    72,732
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    A kinky summer fun between two couples.

    A Dirty, erotic foursome porn film...

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    English
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    2,817
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    45936
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    Ladybug and Chat Noir are sent into the future to the day of their wedding. Now they're dealing with the knowledge of their future while their future selves think about the past and all the things they wish they could tell their younger selves while also looking forward to their future.

    Flash backs and character changes.
    Nothing cannon after Wishmaster.

    Language:
    English
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    227,753
    Chapters:
    53/?
    Comments:
    567
    Kudos:
    315
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    13524
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    You're a tag-along with the Company and accidentally start a conversation about Dwarven sexual innuendo.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Osamu feels betrayed by his twin. Suna wants to comfort him... and if he's lucky, get a little closer...

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    English
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    10,084
    Chapters:
    8/11
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2911
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    While working as a nurse, Kuroo crosses paths with his high school enemy, Daishou Suguru, who has recently quit his professional volleyball career and cut off all contact with his friends and team members. Trying to be a mature adult, Tetsurou offers his friendship to the struggling accountant suffering from a serious autoimmune disease, but ends up with a hell of a lot more than just 'friendship.'

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    English
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    13,990
    Chapters:
    5/8
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
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    “Are you trash, Potter?”

    “Oh ha ha, because ‘Potter Stinks?’”

    “No, Babe, it’s ’cause I want to take you out.”

    ~

    It’s Fourth Year, and Draco Malfoy has taken on a horrifying new way of pranking Harry—by flirting with him. How will Harry be able to concentrate on his Triwizard tasks with Malfoy calling him “babe” all the time?

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    English
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    9,613
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    327
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    Giyuu Tomioka catches Shinobu Kocho from killing Nezuko, but she won't stop making fun of him having no friends so he had enough of her teasing so did something that he never expected to go this far.

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    900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    21
    Hits:
    312
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    shape of you: Your Professor Calls Me Daddy.

    emotional batman: zhongli is literally an assistant to the professor.

    [A Modern Au Genshin Impact Chat Fic where everyone just memes and talk shit about the school their in, lots of dirty jokes and mentions of sex.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1022
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    A teenage waiter at a diner and a supervillain. What an odd duo.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    18
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    Garrus, Shepard, and a hell of a lot of banter. ME2 setting with throwback to ME1; friendship and eventual romance with emphasis on dialogue and character development. Rated T for language.

    Language:
    English
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    22,807
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    374
    Bookmarks:
    94
    Hits:
    8931
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    When Nanba gets hurt, it's Zhao's turn to play nurse. He's inexperienced, unprofessional, and can't keep his mouth shut, but at least he's trying his best...?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    10
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    At the end of the corridor, she doesn't even wait to enter the room before forcing Lily to (sort of) tell you goodnight. Lily actually isn't saying anything, because Wagner is pinning her beside their door and covering her lips and the other side of her neck in kisses and gentle bites. In front of you there it is, Lily's most sensual and sexually invested expression, forbidden to you like a cruel twist of fate.
    WARNING: Being a fanfic, this is just a story about characters with the real people's names and some basic biographical events that match, but these are NOT the real people and I don't mean to disrespect them. Don't like? Don't read, but do NOT comment either just to be contentious!!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    2
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    (Alternate Universe) When two girls meet and fall in love with each other, one learns of the other's dark past. And through their own ways of handling it, Amitie, Raffina and friends & rivals alike deal with the evil secrets of a hat while working on their romantic relationships and whatever life decides to throw at them.

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    English
    Words:
    323,025
    Chapters:
    100/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    3219
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    Chan: please give me patience
    Seungmin: Isn’t it “please give me strength”
    Chan: If I was given strength, you’d all be dead

    They're first strangers. Then the "bawling braces club". Then boyfriends? Maybe? What's very clear is that they all need help, and they're definitely not the right people to give it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,887
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2259
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    Эфир сочиняет стихи, это слышит Тарталья и решает опровергнуть

    Language:
    Русский
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    6
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    Sasha is in college, eating instant noodles for all meals of the day, doing whatever needs to be done to make ends meet.
    The best paying job out there just happens to be ghost hunting.

    So on a rusty scooter, with a cheap wooden cross in hand, she sets off to banish various demons every night and many people are here to assist her on her quest for righteous justice and juicy cash, such as:

    General Yunan, appearing in full riot gear and louder than a heavy metal concert in one person!
    Grime, the senior hunter and a merciless dorky prank-lover who eats gunpowder for breakfast
    Marcy, the soft moth creature with a dark past who loves munching on old shirts and blushes at the slightest touch
    Maddie, the witch who's biggest power is her common sense and her swarm of loyal and adorable siblings
    Olivia, now even more alcoholic, gay, and tired than in the canon!

    and Andrias, the mysterious man behind the whole Ghost Hunters' company

    Language:
    English
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    12,558
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1096
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    After her school being invaded, and her friends dying right before her eyes, and then herself. She really thought she would end up in Hell. Technically, she did. Because when she “woke up” She was falling onto a beach and her friends followed suit. And they all looked older, and she did too. And then they saw a flying fairy. A girl named Alena who looked strangely like a certain creature from a certain game called Genshin Impact. And so welcome to the “Point of No Return” Chronicals. Where nothing is as it seems and everything is what it isn’t.

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    English
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    1,959
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    2
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    8
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    Being a Hero is hard. When he’s not studying to ace all his exams, Diluc becomes Dawn, a knight — with cat ears! — who protects Mondstadt from the Abyss with his fellow Hero partner, the night prince Dusk.

    But after a mission gone wrong, Dusk realizes Dawn is Diluc, and Diluc finds Dusk is none other than Kaeya, the boy he’s loved since primary school.

    … The boy Diluc just blurted out a scathing and accusatory confession to.

    In the wake of this emotional disaster, Diluc makes one thing clear: the crush is a burden he wants gone; love is a weakness Heroes can’t afford. What he didn’t expect, however, was for Kaeya to offer help with the whole crush-killing business. In his own words, “who knows better how to hate [him] than [him]?”

    Ensues the sloppiest, most counterproductive love-killing mission ever.

    [ KaeLuc, 3rd Person POV]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,053
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    928
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    Ryan and Pete switch bodies..also Gabe is there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    476
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    19

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