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    Summarized like an episode of Ladybug: An Akumatized bride sends Ladybug, Chat Noir, and the rest of the miraculous holders to crash their own wedding.

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    They say that the flap of a butterflies wings one day can cause a hurricane years down the line. What nobody has ever said was that is that your dog stealing somebody’s hair tie can leave you with a lifetime of agony.

    In 2003, fifteen-year-old Isshiki has her already tumultuous life turned upside down by a wild boy who is part of the same motorcycle gang as her childhood friend.

    Come 2005, budding romance, new friendships and exciting adventures ease the girl’s antisocial demeanour and poor attitude but it is soon cut short when she begins to experience vivid deja vu after meeting a boy named Takemichi. At first she thought nothing of it, but the occurrences became so constant and grating that she was sure her sanity was slipping. Piecing the odd happenings together and their connection to the pipsqueak, Isshiki sets out to keep an eye on the oddball who did not belong in a gang unless it was one with the intention of crying over mundane daily happenings.

    However, the simple but incessant interrogation on the subject turns into a dangerous obsession when she is accidentally transported to 2017.

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    podfic of steebadore's awesome fic 'Controlled Release.'

    Bucky's just having a little trouble...finishing. Completing the mission. He can squeeze the trigger but he can't make the shot is what he's saying.
    Which is why he's here, loitering outside a nice brownstone in Park Slope, trying to find the courage to knock on Captain Come Control dot com's door for his three o'clock appointment.
    You know, just normal Thursday things.

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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.
    Basically it's a rambling, never ending DaveKat roller coaster in which I pretend there's some real plot behind it all. It's a story where two boys fall in love and they just keep on living and loving together. That's it. That's the whole fic.

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    26/?
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    Kaito & Katsuki are dating, and they're in love and happy dkfihfigsshdhdshskj

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    Kakashi, Tenzou, Iruka, and Gai are The Western Wind, an up-and-coming rock-and-roll band playing 5 shows in 6 nights at the Suna City Limits Music Festival. As if they weren't busy enough, Tenzou has a huge crush on their lead singer, their stylist is insisting on really tight pants, and Kakashi can't stop comparing their body parts to food on social media.

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    Everything’s spiraling out of control.
    It started as sort of a joke between 3rd Lifers, but then news got back to the rest of the Hermits and now the grand opening of the Boatem Shopping District is coming up and Scar and Grian are expected to be there. Capital-T Together. But whatever, they can pull through a couple more days. I mean, it’s just a bit. That’s all.

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    scarian fake dating au baby !! there are TWO fics in the hermit fake dating tag . one of them is au angst and the other got orphaned two chapters in . im here to save the day /lh

    on anon cos its silly and self indulgent and less than my best work JSNDBDBD

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    can i call this an alternate universe for Unintended? no? okay.

    (might add some of these to the original plot)

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    1/?
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    You decide to drive up to Dallas to surprise your old high school buddy, Jared, while he’s there for a convention.

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    “Shut up!” Ben screamed, slamming his hand on Klaus' mouth; he wanted it to be clear that he had to shut up for real this time, but, of course, he expected his hand to pass through Klaus' face.

    A long-forgotten feeling of warmth and softness wrapped him instead and his solid, cold but fleshy hand pressed against Klaus' wet lips.
    Two pairs of confused eyes looked at Ben's hand, at Klaus' mouth, at each other, then at Ben's hand again.

    “Oh...”
    “...well...”
    “SHIT!” they both yelled at the same time, their hands shyly wandering and hesitantly touching like it was the first time and like it could be the last time again.

     

    Or, a very personal reinterpretation of the first time Ben's ghost touched Klaus with some blasts from the past.

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    childe's hair has grown a lot since fischl first met him, and it bothers her that he has not mentioned it let alone taken good care of it. though, it is entirely possible her fixation on the matter may be to distract her from much more confusing feelings... not that childe is making it any easier for her either.

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    what better way to show my new hyperfixation than making a chatfic about it

    Shite: DILUC?? MY MOST TRUSTED FRIEND??
    Tits mcgee: hEY I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR MOST TRUSTED FRIEND
    Shite: diluc has seen me in sad drunk mode that automatically makes him my most trusted consultant
    Eleven finger forehead: im his therapist he means
    Eleven finger forehead: at this point im considering actually being a psychologist because of this and many, many other drunk sad people who have confessed their dirty sins to me

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    Just Baizhu x Childe Fluff bc I’m weak

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    The Akatsuki are in emergency mode. Kakuzu leads Hidan to the only place he knows for sure is safe to regroup.

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    Get ready to laugh your ass off in this top-tier trash parody of MHA! Critics have acclaimed Hero School PLUS ULTRA as "so perfect, so troll". Follow the adventures of Green Boi, who will never have a day of peace as long as Explochan is in his class. Parody/Satire/Romance/Comedy. Lots of Swearing and Dirty Jokes. Baku/Deku Some graphic violence. Don't take this too seriously.

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    50/?
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    Sano Manjiro is a reoccurring judge on the fifth season of Something Sweet. He's a sucker for sweet things and this particular contestant named Hanagaki Takemichi happens to taste just right.

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    Doc had got in another fight trying to do his job, offended multiple higherups and stormed off looking furious. The usual. So Ray had been joking around to lighten the mood, brushed up against Doc’s crotch and made some frat-boy jokes. The usual.

    Then Doc had grabbed him back, and well…okay.

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    Shen qingqui finds a child. Chaos ensues

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    A Slice-of-Life fanfic set in a Modern AU during their final year together in college. The Powerpuff Girls tackle their biggest challenge yet: settling into adulthood. Finish the semester to finally become free from school and embarking on their own individual journeys, the Puffs find themselves more reliant on the Ruffs' company to keep them together than they ever thought they would.

    Soulmate AU where when the soul bond triggers, a band like a choker appears around your neck in the color of your soulmate's eyes, their touch can physically heal and their soul can help energize your own.

    (See inside for details- Page One has disclaimers and Page Two begins the story. Updates Tuesdays & Fridays!)

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    This world is so not fair.

    Not fair only for omegas like me, of course. But that doesn’t mean that I’m going to act all docile like they all do. I’ll fight against it, against the alphas, against the whole world and I won’t lose myself.

    But then, why is it so easy for me to get lost into the intense stare of such a ruffled blue eyed alpha?

    Damn him.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    48
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    148
    Bookmarks:
    15
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