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    Lauren doesn't get drunk often, mostly because she completely loses her filter. Worrying about Tina being kidnapped hadn't really occurred to her until now.

    Meanwhile, Unit Bravo considers the gift of both a tracking anklet and a curfew.

    (Short crackfic.)

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    dont_vex_me: were not adopting a kid bryn get ur shit together

    Welcome to the AU where literally everything is the same except for one crucial difference: chatrooms are (ab)used by the members of the four main factions. Chapters will rotate between the Thieves Guild, the Companions, the Dark Brotherhood, and the College of Winterhold, and it'll be great I promise. Possibly there will be others too, don't count on it.

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    11/?
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    "Let my pressing thought let you know, I want you to kiss me softly

    My eyes are worn out from crying so hold me, without words

    Someday you would get to know about this heart shining faintly inside me

    Love is tainting the night deeply SCARLET."

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    Renjun, a 18 year old chinese boy. Currently living in the infamous Seoul, South Korea.

    It all started when his family visited from China for a holiday hangout.

    He overheard his family speak badly of what seems like an idol.

    Not a Kpop Idol, but a Cpop Idol.

    He also overheard, they are his sibling.

    Renjun sets out on a quest to find who it is.

    With his group of friends who call themselves 'NCT'.

    Off to China is where they begin their quest to find.

    The one who is Scarlet.

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    LoVe: a way of measuring someone's capacity to hurt others.

    HoPe: a way of measuring someone's will to live.

     

    He forgot what it was like to be loved.
    He forgot what it was like to have hope.
    He forgot what it was like to be free.
    He forgot what it was like to laugh and smile.
    He forgot what it was like to feel alive.

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    The book "The Ten Commandments Of The Nine Divines" can be found all throughout the Elder Scrolls series, giving the key commandment of each Divine.

    But what of the ones they DIDN'T write?

    Or if the Daedra had made their own commandments?

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    Need skilled individual for private security work. Must be able to lift >100 lbs. Experience with computers, surveillance a plus. Discretion required, sense of humor appreciated. Contact no-nugs@freemail.com for details.
     
    After three months of living with Carver in an efficiency apartment, "private security" sounds pretty good to Hawke.

    Prequel to Fresh Air, but could be read alone.

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    Avete presente quando guardate una persona e i vostri pensieri sono: “Tu, creatura divina, tu, che somigli ad un angelo luminoso. Tu, proprio tu, fammi tuo e ingravidami, per favore”. Ecco, questo è stato il mio primo pensiero la prima volta – e la seconda, terza, quarta e le volte a venire – in cui il mio sguardo si è posato sulla figura eterea di Michael Clifford. Con un unico appunto: sono un uomo, quindi non mi può realmente ingravidare.

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    n. The tempo, or number of beats per minute. Also a drum beat used while marching.

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    “Do you think if I ask nice enough he’ll teach me how to blow?” Kuroo asked with a smirk.

    “I don’t know but he has a tongue piercing.” Bokuto caught the drift.

    “He, what? Fuck,” Kuroo’s voice rose slightly above the normal decibel.

    --

    Akaashi blows.
    Bokuto bangs.
    Everyone else wish the others suck.

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    Jackson imprints on Mark, but their first meeting doesn't go so well. Mark imprints on Jackson, but he's kind of an asshole . They'll find out how strong imprinting is.

    Or :
    The one ridiculous story where Mark has a lot of secrets . Jackson wants to uncover them . Jinyoung is a protective friend . Jaebum is in love with Jinyoung who can't be his mate . Bambam and Yugyeom are fucking amazing together but ridiculously kinky af . Youngjae is the best badass boss and friend anyone could ever ask for , and JYP is the big bad wolf trying to blow their house down . This pack is smart tho . They live in penthouses , mansions and ancestral homes that won't budge an inch even in a hurricane . Buckle up ! It's a wild ride ! No one told Mimzi to write this shit but she did anyways .

    Or :
    The porn train that no one asked for but Mimzi wrote anyway ¯\_(⊙_ʖ⊙)_/¯

    Or :
    The one story filled with impossible plot twists and coincidences that nobody asked for but Mimzi wrote anyway ¯\_(⊙_ʖ⊙)_/¯

    Basically no one asked for it but Mimzi is fucking rebel with too much time on her fucking hands and now has a 9.9/10 chance of ending up in hell for writing Ψ(`◇´)Ψ AND SHE REGRETS NOTHING !

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    Bubba Gumball aged 25; is a home ec teacher at Ooo Academy. He is very sweet and kind; popular with both students and teachers alike. Marshall Lee Abadeer; aged 26 is a music teacher; he is very cheeky, confident and loves to flirt. But deep down is more complex than he seems. Behind the scenes their best friends try to get things moving; but it seems they need an extra push.

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    10/?
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    A story of confrontation between the dirtiest girl of her grade and some 18th century gentlemen revolutionnaires. Clash of cultures and of different ideologies, aka Story Of My Sec 4 Life by "Alfred F. Jones", How I End Up Crying For People I Barely Know or even Adventures Of Some French Gay In An All Girls School.

    Since this is a modern AU, the characters AREN'T their original counterpart that everyone knows from their history textbook.

    A mix of OCs, historical figures and characters of William Shakespeare aka Billy Shaxpard. This man had around 80 ways to write his name.

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    Mayor Lewis has lost his shorts, so Abigail decides to play Nancy Drew with Sam and Sebastian.

    It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    It’s been a month since Klavier and Apollo started dating, and Klavier’s the happiest he’s been in years. Apollo, on the other hand, can't seem to catch a break. Not wanting to drag down Klavier’s high spirits, he's left with two choices: keep his boyfriend detached from his personal life, or drag Klavier into confronting ghosts of his past that he’s spent fifteen years trying to forget.

    And, well, Apollo’s never been so good at the ghost confronting stuff, so emotional isolation it is. At least, it would be, if Klavier wasn’t so insistent on dumb romantic things like teamwork and basic communication.

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    One didn't agree to moonlight as a Phantom Thief if one wasn't comfortable taking risks. Even so, it was another thing entirely to be so far out of your depth, there was no longer a shore to see.

    Then again, when it came to being romanced by a weird demon king, was anyone really in their depth? Akira had his doubts.

    Direct sequel to 7 of Spades

    Spoilers for both Devil Survivor and Persona 5

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    Kogayne: You know why I'm so similar to Hamilton?
    Shirogone: No.
    Kogayne: I'm a bastard, orphan, son of a whore.
    Lancelot: And an asshole.
    Hunker: A friend of the group, but not so much the individual.
    Allurk: An immigrant.
    Pidgeon: Someday you're going to die because you pissed off your friend and he shot you?
    AShaymed: You are in charge of the care of a large sum of money.
    Lancelot: Surprise, surprise. Keith actually has money in his bank account. You couldn't tell by his shitty apartment.
    Kogayne: I came here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.
    Kogayne: This is homophobia.

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    Lance has a PhD and he's more than happy to brag about it.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Monotaro accidentally creates a groupchat.

    Everything is fine until Tsumugi adds in the other 15 abominations you know and love.

    Nya Lord: Y’know how I can make it even worse >>>>>:3c

    God.: no, I don’t think that’s possible

    Nya Lord added Shuichi Saihara, Rantaro Amami, and 13 others to You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    God.: nvm

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    Wake me up (wake me up inside)

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Overwatch One-Shot requests that I take on tumblr, pairings in the chapter title and warnings in the chapter notes

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    Armin is in a happy relationship with Jean Kirstein until Eren Yeager comes around, Mikasa's older brother.

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    10
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