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    From my twitter!

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    210/?
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    Tom Hardy is a very experienced man, in every sense of the word. His acting career always keeps him busy. So when he's asked to do an unconventional interview, he is not prepared for what happens.

    Nyla Holms is new to the acting game, she isn't really that noticed by anyone. Being a "nobody" in the acting world, being asked to do an interview. Is something that rarely ever happens, so why not do an unconventional interview?

    On the flipside:
    Hope York is a very strict, yet sometimes laid back lawyer. She doesn't have much of a social life, when it comes to dating. Because dating a lawyer, isn't anyone's cup of tea. With a chance of luck, though...

    Chris Pine is well known actor, due to his charm and his sense of humor. He doesn't have a lot of time to date, due to the long distance issues and his schedule. While on vacation, an incident causes Chris to need a lawyer. The lawyer Chris finds...

    Note:
    These simple things, seem so simple. But what most people don't know, is there's a big secret that will soon be revealed. But what could it be?

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    20/?
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    Sam, unknowingly moves into his online best friend’s apartment. After three years of talking online to Candy, not knowing his name or where he lives, he moves into Gabriel Novak’s apartment. He now talks to Candy over text and unknowingly in person.

    Once Candy tells Moose that he finds his new roommate adorable, Sam figures he doesn’t have any chance with him anymore. So he begins to date a girl from college, Jessica.

    Will Gabe’s jealously and anxiety keep him from Sam and Moose all together or will they both realize they’re oblivious idiots and figure it out?

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    8/?
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    31
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    4
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    377
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    “Calm down babe.” Midoriya chuckled. “We used your mixer but it’s fine. We just made a mess which is why I was cleaning and that is REALLY not the point. What do you mean you PASS on birthday kisses?”

    “Yeah, pass. Hey do you know what Tododeku is?”

    ONLY RATED M FOR SOME DIRTY JOKE THE BAKUSQUAD TELLS

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    1/1
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    548
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    Once again, someone on Reddit draws Shane’s ire. Once again, there are sexy results.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    306
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    Aren't descriptions supposed to summarize your story or some shit? Well this isn't fucking done so I guess I can't write a proper description, now can I? I suppose I can try anyway???
    So this Yin chick, right? She lives basically at the foot of a mountain. Is it Mount Ebott? I don't fucking know yet, so that's for you to find out I guess. Oh right. So this Yin chick climbs the mountain one night to see this meteor shower she's been all excited for and then SUDDENLY WOAH MONSTERS WOW HOW WEIRD AND RANDOM. Wow I hate this!
    It's like, 75% not shit, so take that as you will. Read it or not, I don't fucking care. Am I allowed to swear in the description? Guess I'll find out, now won't I?

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    Bookmarks:
    5
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    The holidays are (almost) always about spending them with family or friends.
    Rarely are your friends just like your family. Spending the holiday with them, is even better than your actual family (most of the time).

    Every year on Easter Jeremy hosts Easter at his house. Jeremy's girlfriend Alice cooks the Easter meal, with the help of her friends/guests.
    Guests would include:
    Robert who usually comes dressed up, in some sort of way. This year he has decided to be, The Easter Bunny. He even brings eggs to hide in Jeremy's yard, with matching baskets for the eggs picked out by his girlfriend Athena.
    Chris and his girlfriend Amanda bring some food for the meal. Amanda always helps Alice cook, while Chris colors eggs with Jeremy's daughter Ava.
    Lastly is Tom and his girlfriend Alexis, they always participate in helping Ava hunt for eggs.

    This group of friends is goals, they care for each other deeply, and they always have fun together. It helps the men especially stay grounded, between press and filming.

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    Rebecca “Dash” Myers is one member of the Task Force that has truly earned her place on the team. Tom “Shade” Williams is the new ‘recruit’ that has some reservations of having a female shooter in such a high risk job. Both of them have strong feelings on the matter. With tensions rising between the two stubborn operators, will their disagreements mean the end of their careers or will a newfound respect be forged from the flames?

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    Chapters:
    41/?
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Sometimes you find yourself on a battlefield with a keyblade as a soldier, sometimes in the Realm of Darkness as a saviour. And other time you end up as a burnt lobster.
    Riku was all three.
    Thank gods for soothing gel and friends with better social skills than you.

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    Renjun is the best veterinarian of the neighborhood, he's proud of his job. He's also good-looking and he knows that. He has a good heart, he's talented with arts and he knows how to cook.

    Still, he's very much lonely, he only dated once and it was shorter than his — pretty, if you mind him — legs.

    He has the job of his dreams, a big pretty house, all those qualities, he know he is someone attractive and not for his looks, why the fuck is he still single?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Levi Ackerman is the frontman for the hit band No Name, operating under the pseudonym "L". His bandmates, Hange and Miche, all enjoy their private lives, and keep their identities under wraps; the fact that the mysterious secrecy boosts their sales is just an added bonus. On a fateful night in a twisted chain of events, Levi finds himself arrested and in need of a lawyer.

    Enter Eren Jaeger, young, successful, and famous celebrity lawyer. The man is the definition of perfection; charitable, kind, and in possession of sarcastic wit. He has loving, successful (if a tad extremely conservative) parents, a beautiful actress as a girlfriend, and a profitable career.

    The problem? Eren is straight as an arrow, and Levi is thirsty for that ass. Everything, however, is not as it seems, and the entire situation becomes convoluted at a rapid pace. They're on a rollercoaster, and the tracks break off into nothingness at the end of the ride. Can they survive the whirlwind that is each other?

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    70
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    Noctis and Prompto's first Easter together! Trials and tribulations ensue...

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    35
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Kinktober of rarepair ships in roleplay style between SkylerSkyhigh and xXUndertale_loverXx. We'll be using 2016 Kinktober list while using very rare ships.

    This'll be interesting.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    16
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    For every world that exists? Thousands of possibilities of little changes that can create a new world in its place. It's a scary thought that can keep me up at night. Since in my nightmares, I can see those possibilities. That for every dark story theirs a brighter ending that can come to be. That thought is what keeps me going. That as long you are determined and willing to move forward you are sure to make it out of any situation and everything life has thrown at you.

    Comments are encouraged, and you are welcomed to leave a kudos if you enjoy it.

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    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    15
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    Virgil never wanted to be the villain, but when you’re given super powers at birth, and are forced to make the decision between being hated by the entirety of the world, or getting revenge for your father’s death, what would you do? Virgil now has to balance the life between him as Stormy Knight, and trying to maintain a healthy sleep schedule as just another civilian.

    Roman has alway wanted to play hero, and when you’re given amazing super powers at brith, you have to use them for the greater good, right? And when Roman is given his very own arch-nemesis, who he also seems to have a crush on, he now has to learn how to keep his superhero shenanigans as Prince Invisible a secret from his friends (with the exception of Patton), family, and basically the whole world.

    When Virgil gives Roman a chance to prove himself innocent, the two set aside their rivalry and go on an epic quest to find the true killer of Virgil's father, while also growing closer together. Because, hey, anything can happen when it's just an adventure between a prince and his knight.

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    11,206
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    600
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    thirstae: ok wait i never said that so that's not fair

    seokjeans: life is not fair, tae

    seokjeans: roll with the punches

    thirstae: i feel like rather than being punched

    thirstae: i’m being kicked

    thirstae: in the crotch

    thirstae: over and over again

     

    or alternatively; a random chatfic where i can write down my three a.m. thoughts and work through writer's block

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    6
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    Crack fic where we go through Fugo and Narancia's text messages.

    Written in texting form, just for my own entertainment, I'm so sorry

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    33
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    I have been looking forward to doing this story, for MONTHS! I feel kind of bad, that the reason I did finally write this. Is because of the news, to Stan Lee's passing.
    I am no way, taking advantage of that or him or his name. Stan Lee, along with the MCU, and the comics, mean everything to me. The circumstances of everything, just gave me the kick I needed.

    I asked my friends, how they would want a S/O to help them during a bad day. My friends also helped spin so title ideas.
    I guess I don't have a description other than a warning.

    WARNING:
    THIS SHIT GOING TO BE FLUFFY AS HELL. PLEASE DO NOT READ IT, I AM ASHAMED BUT I NEEDED TO WRITE IT. hahaha...

    Language:
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    Words:
    29,218
    Chapters:
    64/?
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    An asshole wizard threatens a magic princess with anger management issues by invading her land using his furry army. What could possibly go wrong?

    Spoiler Alert: Everything

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    Chapters:
    2/4
    Hits:
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    This is the story of the I time I sassed some guy in the woods, we ended up falling in love, and I became a direct factor in a tragedy that ensued.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,184
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    244

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