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    Fics prompted on tumblr, not necessarily related to each other.

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    As a curious man, Captain Stede Bonnet determines that he should learn more about the great piratical pastime of buggery. Edward Teach is surprisingly unwilling to discuss.

    In which it's much harder than Stede would expect to convince Blackbeard to fuck him up the ass.

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    12 Apr 2022

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    “Here we go again,” he heard Lucius scream over Izzy’s furious cursing.

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    12 Apr 2022

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    Izzy Hands is cursed by a sea witch to be seventeen again. With all the "charm" of the older Izzy and all the hormonal urges of a teenager, almost no one is safe.

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    03 Apr 2022

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    “Gentlemen, please! Calm down! Nobody’s getting another go!” Stede says decisively, but excitement underlies his voice. He paces around in front of the group and smiles like he’s having the time of his life. “You know, I can’t believe none of you have ever done a pier jumping contest before. You’re all naturals!”

    Ed smiles to himself as he takes another swig. They’re pirates. They’re moderately successful, they’re occasionally bloodthirsty, and they’re all wanted criminals.

    And yet they’re all lining up to fling themselves into the sea, because their captain thought a group activity would be ‘good for morale’, and he’s surprisingly persuasive.

    There’s no way Stede should have been able to talk them into this. The crew have enough swords and pistols between them that the second the words, “Why don’t we have a contest, for a bit of a giggle?” left his lips, Stede should have been more full of holes than a particularly tattered fishing net.

    And yet, here they are, doing as he suggested and actually enjoying themselves in the process. It’s amazing.

    He’s amazing.

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    28 Mar 2022

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    Cas Novak graduated with a 4.0 in Mathematics, but not even Naomi Novak’s money could help him at job interviews. Anxious and dissatisfied with life, at nearly thirty he’s still washing dishes in the back of his best friend Hannah’s café.

    Until one night when his cat drags an injured bat into his apartment.

    Dean may be a vampire, but he’s not an asshole (well, not much.) He feels like he owes the awkward guy for rescuing him from the cat’s clutches, so he sets about changing Cas's life.

    A silly story about families who aren’t quite what they seem, fake boyfriends, and falling in love with someone who’s never, technically, met you.

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    15 Nov 2021

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