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a Rose by any other name (ain't gonna happen) by bendingsignpost for Vyc
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
4 Dec 2016
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“Wait,” Rose interrupts, “you can do that?”
(in which Rose discovers name changes)
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The Subways of Men by bendingsignpost
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Apr 2016
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Clutching his satchel, Bilbo widened his stance as much as he could, one foot on the grimy floor, the other on a ragged piece of free newspaper. The train jerked into motion, and the true agony began.
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Douglas shrugs and heads toward the bar. Martin follows in his wake, shoes squeaking and squelching against the shiny, if sticky, floor. His jacket clings to him. His drenched trousers drag at his belt, slowly falling down despite his furtive pulls upwards.
Beside him, Douglas does a remarkable impression of having walked out of an action film. Not fair. Not fair at all.
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Unhappy Solle. Homura help! Like this.
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"Are you certain this is singing?" Bilbo asked, wincing at the cacophony of Lake-town in celebration.
Thorin granted him a smile. "They seem to be. You disagree?"
"Give me a bit of your ale and I might change my mind."
A laugh, an actual laugh! Hard to hear beneath the merriment, but true and strong. Bilbo vowed that instant he would hear that laugh properly. In so noisy a hall, that meant Bilbo would have to make him laugh very loudly indeed.
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At A Distance by bendingsignpost
Fandom: Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (2005), Torchwood
7 Feb 2012
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“You boys need anything else?” Mandy ask when she reappears beside the table, eyes bright and hopeful. “Coffee? Tea?” Her eyes rake over Cas and she bites her lip, sending every signal in the book. “Some dessert?”
Dean grins as Mandy looks between them, mostly at Cas. Cas gives Dean the ‘is that an innuendo?’ squint and Dean nods. “You know in fact we would like some dessert. My buddy here’s kind of shy about it so we were hoping for…something to take back to our room.”
“Really?” Mandy purrs, finally looking at Dean with some interest.
“Yeah, but we were hoping for something we could split.” Mandy’s eyebrows go high just as Cas’s eyes get even narrower. “Anything like that on the menu?”
Mandy looks between the two of them, licking at her lips. “I think I can get something like that for you.”
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Or: The one where Dean and Cas have a threesome with the cute waitress because Dean can't deal.
Bookmarked by bendingsignpost
30 May 2017
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When they had first met, Jim had known not to touch his hand.
Bookmarked by bendingsignpost
13 May 2017
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When Harry was eleven years old, his Hogwarts letter came by owl. He'd been accidentally blowing windows open and lighting cauliflower on fire for years. James took Harry to go get his wand at Ollivanders, and Lily took Dudley to the Owl Emporium where he tried to convince her they should build an aviary in the backyard. They came home with a fat black cat who hissed at everyone. Dudley named him Spooks, and Lily called him Monster.
"Did you have to?" said James. "That is the meanest beast I've ever met, and I've known Remus unmedicated on full moons and a pubescent Sirius thwarted in love."
Lily, who had ink on her cheek and a ballpoint pen stuck behind her ear, waved vaguely at the living room without looking up from her arrest report. Dudley was asleep in an armchair. The cat sprawled across his lap. Both its front paws were wrapped around Dudley's arm as it cleaned his wrist with aggressive fondness.
"Alright," said James. "Yeah, you had to."
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- Part 12 of boy with a scar
Bookmarked by bendingsignpost
22 Apr 2017
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When Sam & Jess move into a smart home, Dean finds an unlikely match in the AI that keeps it running.
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2 Apr 2017
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25¢ pocket guardian angels by hopelessheathen (ElspethMcGillicuddy)
Fandoms: Supernatural
26 Mar 2016
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Inspired by Jennilah's adorable artwork of a tiny!cas-filled gumball machine.
Dean walks into his local bank one day and notices that someone has filled the old gumball machine with these tiny, wiggling, sentient angels in individual plastic packaging. Deeply concerned about their air supply and the fact that they're trapped there in the sun, he starts pumping in quarters to rescue them. This is worse than leaving a dog in an overheating car.
Now he's got forty of the little guys running all over his house, and god knows how many others might be trapped and dying all over the city.
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21 Feb 2017