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    Unfinished Overwatch fic, ficlets and snippets, from March 2020 to present. Mainly Gabriel-centric or Gabriel/Jack.

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    19/19
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    22
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    Daemeon was determined and obsessive in his every pursuit, including women’s pleasure.

    It was unfortunate—at least for Viserys—that this was now directed at his daughter.

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    Dribs and drabs of dubious distinction, decked out in dialogue for your delectation!

    Future chapters won't have a continuing plot but will be mostly shippy and always frivolous.

    COMPLETE: Come for the silly summary, stay for the operetta libretto.

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    14/14
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    5
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    It’s been a bit of a dry spell for Hoseok, as he tries not to think about during a train ride out of the city on his fifth date with the hottest man he’s ever seen.

    But as the hours go by and awkward boners ensue, it turns out both of them need to blow off some steam.

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    1/1
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    14
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    Salads can be very versatile, and everyone enjoys them in different ways. No matter how you like your salad, there’s something for everyone on the Salad Bar.

    The fourth in a series of one shots exploring the sexuality of our beloved crew with an equal mix of humor and hotness.

    “No salad today.” Grant called back without looking up from the grill.
    “What are you talking about?” Ace asked. “What happened to the produce order??”
    Grant shrugged, “No salads today.”

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    1/1
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    Married for a year and still without a clue. That tracks.

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    Former Ultimate Confectioner and Branch 8 Director, Andoh Ruruka, uncovers horrifyingly incriminating evidence against the Former Ultimate Housekeeper and Branch 5 Director, Yukizome Chisa. However, before she can submit said evidence to Munakata Kyosuke, the one who she is trying to report catches her; and knows exactly what she’s up to.

    Meanwhile, Branch 15 is recruiting! …wait. What is Branch 15, even?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    One a day, everyday...theoretically assuming my work schedule does not interfere.
    Day 1 - Where Tios come from ___Day 11 - The Room with a View___ Day 21 - Change is good?
    Day 2 - The Magic is Strong ______Day 12 - Rosary __________________Day 22 - A Gift of Healing
    Day 3 - Tragedy_________________Day 13 - Isabee___________________Day 23 - For the Nerves
    Day 4 - Let's Play in the Woods___Day 14 - No Greater Love_________Day 24 - Umbrella
    Day 5 - Pepa's Punny Morning____Day 15 - Healing_________________Day 25 - Hope for the worst
    Day 6 - Antonio Viene___________Day 16 - Requiem for a Dream___Day 26 - Hermanita Extraña
    Day 7 - Burrita__________________Day 17 - Everything dies _______Day 27 - The Light of a Golden Moon
    Day 8 - What’s in a name?_________Day 18 - So Sick of Pretty_______Day 28 - End
    Day 9 - Present___________________Day 19 - Sunset______________Day 29 Herding Cats
    Day 10-The Legend of the Valley__Day 20 - Aftermath______Day 30 - Miracle Cheese

    Day 31 Butterfly

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    It was impossible, truly. 'Do you like or hate me?' was a childish thing to ask, but so was anything else. Instead, as she passed her hands along his hair, its greying texture softer still as she coated it in oil.

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    Sebastian must bring it upon himself to regurgitate a sword. Claude comforts him. Hannah and the others watch.

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    umm youre like wealthy venti is hired to perform at a party but like i legit got carried away LMAO

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    Finley has a sweet dream. He easily defeats all the villains, thus earning the respect of his allies, as well as Laurel’s heart.

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    She has an idea.

    “We should fix that.”

    “Huh?”

    “Naps,” she states as if it’s so obvious - should have been so obvious ages ago - and in her excitement she grabs at his shoulder, making him shift his position. “What if we took as many naps as we possibly could in between life stuff and akuma battles?”

    ---

    Or where Ladybug and Chat Noir try taking as many naps as possible because Hawkmoth doesn't sleep either.

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    Chapters:
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    "Well, that could've gone better."

    Language:
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    1/1
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    10
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    "It just seems a shame to let such nice lipstick go to waste.”

    Sylvain wasn’t planning on letting it go to waste; he was just going to give it to the next girl and say that he was thinking only of her when he bought it. But if Mercedes wanted to be that next girl, who was Sylvain to say no?

    “I’d hate to turn down such a pretty girl-”

    “No,” Mercedes interrupted him.

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    Надихнувшись історіями про супергероїв, створила власних. На війні всі люди герої, але є кілька таких, які володіють надздібностями. Один із них — Бавовник.

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    5
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    “Hi, and welcome back to my channel! Or, if it’s your first time visiting, you picked a hell of a video to start with. This video comes to you after speaking with a few of my lesbian and sapphic friends about a trip I’m taking soon, and what survival phrases I might need.” Caitlyn was looking straight at the camera, like she usually did, and Vi felt like she was pinned to her spot on her bed.

    She was pretty sure she wasn’t breathing. How did lungs work?

    “And, I decided, after listening to their rather excellent, though entirely too…enthusiastic advice, that someone other than me might also need to know what they told me.” Caitlyn let a little bit of humor color her voice, like she was amused by her friends’ antics.

    Vi finally managed to suck in a breath.

    “So, without further ado, welcome to today’s video, a how-to guide for all the useless sapphics out there. Tailored to one of our specific travel needs, this is a how-to guide on how to tell a woman ‘I want to lick your pussy,’ and a few variations that mean effectively the same thing.”

    OR The Strangers-to-Lovers Useless Lesbians YouTuber AU.

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    Hunter is injured having fallen down from a small mountain side while pulling a daring stunt in rescuing a kitten tooka after the animal had been trapped there.

    Crosshair is playing the nurse for Hunter. Reluctantly so, as that is what he keeps telling everyone asking him and letting his ever constant sighs indicate it as well. But even if he won’t admit it out loud, Crosshair is loving every moment of being the very nurse mate for his beloved Hunter.

    A Crosshair/Hunter Pairing

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    4
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    17
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    editing this summary bc the old one is ass

    The one-year anniversary of the Shredder's attack is this week and the tension is high in the lair. Grief gets the best of Donnie and he remakes S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. but as the project progresses, more things go wrong until eventually...(to be continued)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    A fic in which the internet discovers the wonderful ship of Gabemoth and subsequently kicks off a ship war to end all ship wars.

    Meanwhile Adrien is not having a good time.

    ("Is it true your dad is doing squat thrusts in Hawkmoth's cucumber patch?")

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    217

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