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    It will be the death of him, sooner rather than later he's certain, but it'll be worth it. He's worth it.

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    Peter just wants to know what Tony is hiding. Shuri wants any chance to embarrass her brother. Bucky gets caught in the crossfire. T'Challa just can't.

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    Molly buys Caleb smut from Chastity's Nook and reads it to him

     

    Outtake from The Kind of Kisses (That I Die For)

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    Peeta is dangerously delicious and everything Katniss shouldn't want...

    "Peeta as the tatted, ex-rocker owner of bakery chain (like in in DC-Balto area called dangerously delicious pies). Katniss is an attached (engaged or otherwise unavailable) food critic or reporter doing a piece on him but she and P can’t deny the attraction. Angst and such ensue." Prompt 91 submitted Anonymously for Everlark Fanfic Exchange Spring 2018

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    Lord Philip is less than happy when he unexpectedly inherits the title and lands of his deceased uncle, making him Earl of Lester. He hates his new home, the Forest Temple, until he discovers the mysterious ladydoor in the deep, wet cellar of his castle. When he then meets Fireboy Danny and his male exit, he is determined to unveil its secret. After all, not everyone has got a ladydoor downstairs, right?

    Or: A fic about a ladydoor, a male exit and as many euphemisms as I can fit while kind of keeping a storyline. Happy six month anniversary to the lady door!

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    Cleansed of sin via late nights on his unduly bruised knees, it's a routine that Atsushi loves. Hands grasping his hair, tilting it every which way while he sings sweet sweet prayers to his priest. Trembling breaths exchanged for holy water upon his lips, tongue, shoved in his mouth.

    Gasps clinging to words deemed demonic while clasping to his hands so tightly that he was so sure he'd break his frail bones. Scratch his sweaty palms into oblivion. Lose his voice from asking, begging, god, pleading for forgiveness on hands and knees without fail.

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    Dean and Jimmy go shopping for wedding ties. Jimmy just wants to get this over with and leave, until an untoward salesman starts flirting with his husband-to-be.

    SPN Rare Ship CC: Round 18 | @smack-that-assbutt vs @firefly124

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    Theo is an awkward college student just trying to do his work at Jenna's cafe/bakery when the one person he doesn't want to see walks in.

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    "I would really like to know, what are they watching us for?" A series of interconnected stories revolving around teenager Sharon and other members of the community from 1978 to 1979.

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    Steve needs knee protection, cause his uniform pants keep getting destroyed. And no, it's not for the reason you might think.

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    "Oh, lighten up, Tsutomu! I'm pretty sure most people do it. It's a natural thing," she waved a hand around, giving a languid shrug.

    It became rather quiet, just then. After about ten seconds of complete and utter silence, Birdy fidgeted, frowning. This silence…was uncomfortable.

    "I, um," the teen starts, tentative. The alien relaxed, glad to hear him again. "I…don't?"

    "Don't what?" she asks, genuinely confused at the seemingly non-sequitur.

    "I don't…do That," he stresses, and at first Birdy's completely lost, until she finally catches onto the meaning. Tsutomu squirms uncomfortably in their mind-space, admitting, "I…never have, actually."

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    After a hard fight, new details about one another are revealed, and the two learn some facts about each others' cultures.
    (Season 1 fic. No smut. Platonic Birdy/Tsutomu.)

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    Katniss tends to be cynical about materialism, love, and marriage. Her friends have replaced the family she lost. So when Peeta needs help, her friends don’t need more than a strong arm to convince her. Katniss finds herself having a very different Christmas this year with the Mellark family, posing as Peeta’s girlfriend. What will change when this starts to look like a strange Hallmark movie?

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    Jack has an idea. As usual it's a sexy idea.

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    Jim and Sherlock want some private time but, when Mycroft decides they need to attend his dinner party, they start having those conversations in public. Chaos and embarrassment ensues.

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    На тумблере появился пост со списком эвфемизмов на слово член, которые ни при каких условиях нельзя использовать при написании фиков. Автор приняла вызов. Я перевела, потому что это вин.

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    Sherlock and John wind down after a case in a small town at a county fair. Sherlock's imagination goes awry as John's sexiness drives him crazy. Also: John knows how to handle a meat stick.

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    When Clarke is dumped by her now ex-boyfriend with less than a week to go until the big Winter Masquerade Ball, maybe she's a little heartbroken. Still, she paid for her ticket, and the glorious power of spite motivates her to go, to prove Finn didn't break her. However, when she finds that she's not alone in her heartbreak, Clarke decides that maybe she could use the anonymity of the masquerade to heal together with Anya.

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    The record of the events that happened when the time criminals Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian arrived in the year 6969.

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    Karen drunkenly confesses one night during Game of Thrones that she and Grace have been hooking up.

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    Jimin likes to think he's a professional pickpocket. He wouldn't go as far as saying he's a thief but desperate times call for desperate measures and he's an adrenaline junkie. Most of his time is spent desperate. But like Taehyung warned him many times, one day he's going to get caught and that's when he really will be in desperation.

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