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    "Hypothetically, if you were to see someone who was supposed to be dead just laying there on your bed--hair tousled, eyes closed and looking 15 years younger than the last time he was alive--you should have called the police."

    Peter Parker was incinerated to dust in the aftermath of the battle against Thanos. All seems lost, until he somehow woke up in a stranger's bedroom.
    Miles Morales lost a mentor during a fight gone wrong, only to find him alive in his room months later. Except said mentor is now just a year older than him, is in a sort of father-son relationship with Tony Stark (and Dr. Strange, for some reason), and doesn't even know who Miles is.

    This could be a bisexual awakening, the start of an epic battle, or just a total disaster.

     
    (post-infinity war. If Miles is in the MCU)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    141
    Kudos:
    644
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    112
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    While on a picnic with Sonia, Gundham shrinks to only a foot tall! It turns out that his shrinking was an accident, caused by a mysterious device that Kazuichi found! But with great power comes great responsibility. Will Kazuichi use his powers for good? (Spoilers: he won't.) Will he try to implement an evil plan to shrink Sonia but be foiled by everything else on Jabba Island? He just might!

    Nothing too hardcore, but I rated it mature because one chapter has watersports.

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    5,359
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Kudos:
    15
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    1
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    Sometimes you just end up finding companionship in the strangest places, with the strangest people. And when life throws you lemons... Well, you end up in a fake relationship to get your adopted son off your case. Iruka didn't sign up for any of this, and he doesn't know what's going on anymore, but it's most certainly all Kakashi's fault.

     

    (or, the one where two oblivious idiots end up in a fake relationship)

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    2,103
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    117
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    English
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    641
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    4
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    Blackwater Bayou seems like a nice enough place just like Joffrey had appeared once upon a time. But under the gentile façade there’s corruption. Trapped in an abusive marriage to the alcoholic, pill-popping sheriff’s son who is also a cop, Sansa turns to the old gods for help. She’d heard there was once magic in the blood of the First Men and with an old book of spells and in her desperation, she begs for a protector to help her escape her violent husband. Instead, they send an avenger…

    Jon Snow knows a lot about the magic of the First Men but, tormented by his desire for his cousin Sansa, he left home to serve the Nights Watch six years ago. He had no idea everything would turn to shit for the Starks as soon as he swore his vows though. Murdered by his own men six years later, he finds himself unexpectedly returned from the dead. With a somewhat skewed moral compass and a new purpose in his life, he returns to the bayou to find Sansa…and kill everyone who’s ever wronged her.

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    Chapters:
    17/20
    Comments:
    763
    Kudos:
    733
    Bookmarks:
    126
    Hits:
    15222
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    There was no way she could have seen it coming or prevented it, no matter how much she tried to blame herself.

    It had happened so suddenly, so fast, so unexpectedly.

    But that wouldn't stop her from making every possible effort to save him.

    (This work was written for the Adrinette April prompt: Protect.)

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
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    81
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    426
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    I write a lot and thought I should get my ideas out somehow- I take a requests a lot if I'm comfortable with it. The notes have the descriptions of each story- Some aren't finished.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    “If your precious Starclan exists, you know you won’t be meeting them, Blackstar.”

    “Silence, heretic,” Blackstar threatened, his voice a breathy hiss, “Unless you want to feel my teeth?”

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    3,115
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    75
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    The Planet makes a simple plan, but chooses a complicated hero.

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    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
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    122
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
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    Asahi saw the break in the trees and headed towards it quietly, intending to maybe splash some cold water on his face to calm the fuck down. Seriously. It wasn’t that big of a deal.

    Except the part where he froze before exiting the tree line because OH GOD FOR REAL THIS TIME WHAT IS THAT.

    Something was crouched beside the stream.

    It was not a human.

    It was definitely not a bear.

    What the fuck.


    no one will let simple archer asahi live his life in peace anymore rip

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Тики и Лави не могут поделить между собой Аллена. Правда, они забыли спросить его самого.

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    “What If Ozai decided to get rid of Zuko, like Azulon had threatened?”

     

    The Capital City of the Fire Nation was hot, cramped, and full of people who wanted you dead. You had a problem with that last thing. Actually, scratch that; you had a problem with that last thing when it extended to other people too.

    Case in point: the boy in the courtyard that was about to be murdered by Fire Nation soldiers.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
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    Kim Baekhyun, son of high politician Kim Junmyeon, is being forced to have a bodyguard. He dreads it--until he sees what Park Chanyeol actually looks like. As they grow closer, they discover that their tragic pasts are intertwined.

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    English
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    3,775
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    201
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    To protect herself, her younger brother, and the kingdom, the princess asks the head of the council to marry her and become her brother's regent. She might dislike him, but Kent's the only one who makes sense, the only one she can trust.

    It's just a political marriage, temporary until Orion is of age, and it's never going to be anything more than that. Or at least that was the plan.

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    19,073
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
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    1
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    13
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    Gin-san buys a Phone Microwave (Temporary Name). He makes changes to the timeline, becoming his own past self’s best wing man. Aside from some minor unexpected consequences, everything goes exactly the way he wants, until he gets stuck in a loop where he is forced to repeatedly watch a loved one die tragically. Anybody who has watched Steins;Gate could have told him that would happen.

    If any of the warnings, tags or summary scare you, just remember that through the magic (plot device) of time travel, it can all be put back to normal.

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    English
    Words:
    58,191
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    174
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
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    Bucky Barnes is an out and proud, completely unashamed kinkster of epic proportions. From panties to gags to weird, alien dick sex toys--he's game for it all.

    He's definitely game for raining down kinky fiery hell on his new crush: Professor Steve Rogers.

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    English
    Words:
    34,366
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    191
    Kudos:
    402
    Bookmarks:
    94
    Hits:
    7228
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    Ben Solo was short tempered, stressed out, and frustrated with every aspect of his life. His job, his parents, his girlfriend...
    He has decided to stay in all weekend and attempt to relax, center himself. He gets a knock on his apartment door. He opens it to find a hot girl, in a maid’s outfit who insists she’s there to clean his place. Someone has prepaid to have the entire apartment cleaned. He has no idea what she’s talking about... but as she darts around his rooms, shedding articles of clothing, Ben isn’t quite sure how to react. She is an enigma and he can’t stop watching her.

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    English
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    3,983
    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    612
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    Carpe Diem- Seize the day

    Harry Potter-- The boy who lived, stopped living?

    Draco Malfoy-- A fun seeking loner?

    The former school enemies get more than they bargained for when their best friends try to set them up by not setting them up...
    -Secrets
    -Scandals
    -Cover-ups
    -Sex
    And a whole lot of fluff

    ~~~~~~~~~
    We'll make it fun
    When we're sober and done
    I still want you
    To see the real me
    No more disguises, like true love decided
    We should be! Together! - Ashley Tisdale, Masquerade

    ***Last Chapter added 12th April 2019***

    *Not abandoned updating ASAP*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,492
    Chapters:
    29/32
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    436
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    11777
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    They really could have picked a better time to reveal themselves.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    22
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    Opening scene: the Potter’s house, Godric’s Hollow on the evening of the 31st of October, 1981. Everyone in the wizarding world knows what happens next. Except, in this time and universe Lily Evans Potter has her wand…

    This story is set just after the Second Wizarding War and is told from the perspective of Lily Potter and Remus Lupin. I’m interested in exploring the effect the war had on interpersonal relationships, romantic relationships and friendships.

    Notes:
    1. The mature rating is due to swearing in the dialogue in some places.
    2. Remus and Sirius’s relationship is an important part of the story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,560
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    397

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