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If someone told Vaughn he'd be dating Rhys someday, he would have jumped for joy.
If someone told Vaughn he'd be dating Handsome Jack and his body double someday, he would have said to shoot him, and quick.
Turns out, a lot can change!
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- Part 1 of Hyperion Guys
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After years abroad, Rose is back and feeling replaced, but is that really Malfoy's fault? She could have told them she was leaving, she could have visited more often, and it's hardly Scorpius's fault he gets along with the entire Potter-Weasley family and is at every single family gathering. What does Rose after to worry about after all?
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The Terran Alliance had a zero tolerance policy towards pirates; but these days pirates weren't just tossed out of air-locks. No, in these more enlightened times a pirate could expect to get a fair trial...before being tossed out of the air-lock.
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- Part 3 of After The First Won.
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Не стоит дарить Локи двусмысленные подарки, иначе вам это очень даже выйдет боком.
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Immediately 59 soldiers vaporized from the shadows
“Beta Jung Hoseok, I entrust this mission to you. Do not disappoint me. For indeed you are my best blade and I desire to wield you for the young prince. His hair is blonde, soft, and luxurious. His eyes, a deep sapphire blue. His scent is unique, capable of captivating any Alpha. He has power where he stands and where he has stood.
He is six, merely a child. Do not harm him for he is the rarest of our rare breed, an Omega. Rather speak to him with kindness and bring him to me”.The Alphas eyes shone a deep red as the warriors curtly bowed and saluted.
‘Kim Taehyung. Don’t worry, soon you shall be safe’OR
Where Kim Taehyung loses his parents at six and doesn’t have a home anymore.
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Where Jeon Jungkook is sent away from home because it’s not safe anymore. -
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Иногда даже самые хитрые планы одного коварного асгардца может нарушить обычная кошка. А если она окажется не совсем обычной, да еще и с суперспособностями, тут вообще ничего не поможет.
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Julian's reaction to Garak's memoirs (ASIT). Delves deeply into Julian's psyche and re-examines their relationship. Leans heavily on the contents of Andrew Robinson's "A Stitch in Time".
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Sexy times with Wangxian by virtual1979
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
28 Jan 2020
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Just as what the title says.
Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*
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All Finn Marsh wanted was a decent roommate who wouldn’t steal her shit and paid rent on time. And to finally move on from her former fiance. Katie Bell wanted to get away from the prying of the wizarding media and get over her high profile break-up. And then something beautiful happened. Soulmates don’t always have to be romantic.
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Ron Weasley is a well-known professional thief who may steals a Time-Turner. Nymphadora Tonks is an excellent auror who doesn't allow the use of crime. Or will it allow?
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Если ты умеешь великолепно изображать профессора Снейпа, то не стоит попадаться ему на глаза за этим занятием. Иначе не миновать тебе тяжелой отработки наедине с самым саркастичным и вредным преподавателем во всем Хогвартсе.
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Если вам нравится неординарная девушка, но вы не знаете, как обратить на себя внимание, смело обращайтесь за советом к Джорджу Уизли. В его голове столько безумных идей, что парочка найдется и для вас!
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"You always let me go," he laughed. "Every time I wanted to walk out on you, I always waited for a sign. Something that would make me think that you wanted me to stay. The thing I was looking for never came. You never once made me feel wanted."
"So what are you doing here, then? Did I give you a sign this time?" Brian asked as he carelessly poured himself a glass of Jim Beam.
"Ask the ring in the bottom drawer of your desk," Justin said smoothly. "And the twink you refused to bring home from Babylon last week."
And well, not even Brian Kinney could argue with that.
So he did what he did best, laughed quietly and then circled his arms around his favorite little piece of shit's waist so he could hug him and bury his face into the smooth neck of his lover.
Yeah. He decided he could get used to this.
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Have you ever wondered why Severus Snape SO dislikes Gryffindor? Look at this from a different perspective :)
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Undying Flame by Barabahad, Tafferling for Tafferling
Fandoms: Dying Light (Video Game), Persona 4, Dark Souls (Video Games)
28 Jan 2020
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Worlds collide, with Kyle Crane and Zofia Sirota being the first to hear about it.
They embark under the guise of tracking down an undead thief. What they find instead is an Undead Knight.A crossover between Latchkey Hero and Darksoulna 4.
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leaves by detectivedevilish
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
28 Jan 2020
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as jon snow finds himself surrounded by friends who are beginning to settle down, he is faced to question himself if he would ever find his true love. it always comes down to just one name: daenerys targaryen—his would-be-wife from three years ago, which all went south after he left her at the altar. it must be fate when they see each other again, except…daenerys has no recollection of jon. he sees this as the perfect opportunity to pursue her once again.
(a modern jonerys au featuring corny pick-up lines)
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my hands were meant to fit yours by softestbreads
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
28 Jan 2020
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we share our moments together, memories that we already miss the moment they pass. (fire emblem three houses/reader one-shots)
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Of Hamsters and Men by RoleplayFanfics
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
28 Jan 2020
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Silence fell over the cabin once more, as Jacob stared at the glowing dots which were the other man’s eyes. “You know what? From now on, you’re not a vampire. Only Carlisle is allowed to call himself a vampire. You’re a hamster.”
This time, the silence was filled with confusion, until Edward finally managed to respond: “a...hamster.”
“Yep.”
“...Why a hamster.”
“Cause you’re stuck like a damned hamster, running around in your wheel of repetition, and knowing nothing of the world. Until you have proven otherwise, you are a hamster.”
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Jacob Black transfers schools, only to find himself in the midst of vampire drama, stupid behaviours and desperate people. Also, maybe-... Maybe vampires aren't all as bad as he had been taught to think. -
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He was the guardian of her family and shrine, she was his new charge and mistress.