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    You must've done something truly awful in a past life...

    A collection of one-shots/drabbles about the misadventures in babysitting Earth's Mightiest Heroes

    Swear words, casual violence, and petty backstabbing abound

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    English
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    168,515
    Chapters:
    304/?
    Collections:
    3
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    2925
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    1615
    Bookmarks:
    135
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    ..

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    Spider-Man is good for the city but bad for guys like Frank and Wade when he keeps getting in their ways.

    Spider-Man gets in the way one too many times and things go from bad to worse. Puches are thrown, shots are fired.. a child gets hurt and it's all Wade's and Frank's faults...

    What they don't know until later is that two children received bullet holes when they fired their guns..

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    English
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    3,171
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    86
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    9
    Hits:
    747
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    Peter and Wade meet. They fall in love. Wade is a very protective and caring boyfriend.

    Language:
    English
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    350
    Chapters:
    1/9
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    “Hey webs!” Wade called materializing behind him, Peter turned his head to look at the older man blinking his large wide dark eyes a little gecko-ish

    “Uh”

    Peter didn’t use actual words much these days, words were hard for him before the bite, much more so afterwards. He loved Wade, and the man talked so much that it filled the silence. He liked that Wade seemed to understand what he wanted or needed by the tone of the sounds he made.

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    English
    Words:
    892
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    80
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    “Spides, I’ve seen you get kicked through a plate glass window.” Wade reaches up, trying to untangle Spider-man’s grip from his neck. “This is just a little baby bullet.”

    “I hate getting shot, Wade."

    “Technically, it was a ricochet.”

    OR

    Spider-man sustains an injury while fighting alongside The Avengers. Cap tries to convince him to see a medic but Spidey insists on calling up Deadpool.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/8
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    16
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1193
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    Not only did everyone forget Peter Parker after No Way Home, they continued forgetting him.

    Except for Deadpool, who shouldn't be in the MCU yet anyways.

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    English
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    4,447
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    87
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    Matt and Wade get along like a house on fire.

    Literally. As in, someone should call the fire department maybe, because someone (Wade) loves a good flamethrower, and someone else (Matt) revels in the wooshhh of hairspray over an open flame.

    Figuratively.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    200
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    175
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    wade has a request for peter

    peter accepts

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    635
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    205
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    He is Peter fucking Parker — Hollywood's sweetheart, everyone loves him and so should you. Look at him — he is whoever the fuck you want him to be; a son, a young heartthrob, a pretty face,... drugged up, fucked up, fucked up, fucked up...

    (Or Peter Parker is falling apart and no one bothers to pull him back together. Not by a long shot)

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    English
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    74,545
    Chapters:
    27/30
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    4543
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    Formally Spider-Slut

    Peter needs some training, in multiple senses of the word.

     

    Sometimes Hero’s Need Saving

    Better Description coming soon

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,240
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2338
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    Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"

    ~*~*~

    "So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"

    Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."

    Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"

    "Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."

    Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."

    ~*~*~

    Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.

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    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    331
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    4109
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    Some days it feels like Nate took the whole damn planet in the divorce. The whole damn universe.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    600
    Chapters:
    6/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    162
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    ***as of march 8th there is a title change***

    THERE ARE NO WAY HOME SPOILERS. I REPEAT THERE ARE NO WAY HOME SPOILERS. I AM NOT BEING BLAMED FOR RUINING IT FOR YOU, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

    A look into what Peter Parker got up to after the wipe. See how he is coping...or lack thereof. See who he has met...or not.

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    English
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    22,329
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    291
    Bookmarks:
    37
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    4476
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    When multiple victims keep ending up in the hospital under the influence of a new drug, not remembering anything they had done the night prior, Spider-man teams up with Deadpool (unwillingly, of course) in an attempt to put a stop to such a mysterious case before it's too late.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,049
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    2594
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    Peter starts working as a Waiter at the Hellhouse. Wade finds a liking to him and gets concerned, seeing him bruised. Misunderstanding brews and hijinks ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,809
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    6342
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    "I feel like you already have some kind of plan which, unfortunately, I have a part in."

    "Oh you know me so well, Matty. Does this mean you're in?"

    Matt sighed, so much for the perfect Saturday, "Yeah, I'm in."

    OR

    Wade and Matt try to plan a last minute surprise birthday party for Peter.

    (Now with a bonus scene)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,773
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    510
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    Alternative Universe
    Ruby only wants what everyone else wants. A home. A family. Someone who truly cares about her. But Ruby is lost and broken. After realizing her soulmates are happy, engaged and are trying for children, Ruby decides to time to leave.

    Why is it when she decides to leave, her soulmates know about her? Why is the father of her child released from prison and demanding custody? Why is the woman that haunts her getting more and more difficult to hold back?
    Can she chose to stay and fight or will she continue to run?

    (First story in a LONG time so please critique but don't kill me)(also horrible at summaries lol.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
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    2
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    66
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    Pete's been living the responsible adult life, you know, the one where you do not have your life playing out the way you wanted to. The one where you are freshly evicted from your old apartment. Yep, that one.

    Moving into a new building brings all sorts of trouble, who knew though, that trouble came in the form of his new neighbour, Wade.

    Experience Peter's poor balance of his day to day life, his nerdy hobbies, his Spidey patrols, and well you know, a very rude but oddly charming neighbour. Nothing weird here.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,106
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    869
    Bookmarks:
    162
    Hits:
    20026
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    Peter likes bubble baths, but pretends he doesn’t.

    Wade knows what growing up too fast looks like, and it looks like Peter.
     

    (A drabble collection for Ageplay May 2022)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    800
    Chapters:
    8/11
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1868
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    Tony wants to meet Parker's boyfriend.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    385
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    321

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