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    "And...t-then he just said 'It was never meant to be,' before pushing the button! The damn button that was connected to a shit ton of TNT," the blond cried out, Ace wincing from the other's heart-wrenching sobs. The man slumped into the driver's seat, forehead pressed against the steering wheel as he sniffled. "And then—then he looked at me all weird and said 'Kill me, Phil. Phil, kill me, Phil kill me!' What the hell could I have done at that moment, huh?!"

    "Uh-huh..." the fast-food worker slowly said, looking up awkwardly at the pitiful soul. "...and do you want that drink small, medium, or large?"

     
    Ace R. Ace doesn't ask for much in life, but when their peaceful coffee shop becomes not so peaceful with the addition of superhero customers, and when weird things start to happen in the late nightshifts they have at their Wendys' workplace...they can't help but want to throttle someone.

    or, i manifested the au equivalent of the "ma'am, this is a wendy's", except it's a superpower au where Ace Race deals with not having powers but still being an absolute girlboss. peak comedy amirite

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    Sapnap narrowed his eyes onto him. “He just called your father a prick and you’re smiling?”

    There was a small tug at the corner of Dream’s lips, his eyes remaining on the ground. “No one has ever spoken about my father like that before.”

    Sapnap scoffed. “Yeah. Because they know they’ll get cindered if they do.”

    “Exactly.” Dream finally brought his eyes to his friend, his smile widening slightly. “Makes him that much more interesting.”

    Following the death of Queen of Salacia, George is thrown into kingship. And in reluctantly preparing for an indefinite war on the account of avenging his mother, George's vision seems to get blurred by the unlikely and unexpected bond he forms with the Prince of Vulcan: Dream.
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    Karl clears his throat. He might as well make his introduction now, so that he notices him. “Hi! I’m Karl Jacobs, the new–” He stops mid-sentence as the guy turns around, standing up from his chair.

    “Karl.” A familiar voice speaks– one that haunted him for years.

     

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    Karl decides to take the reins of his own life for the first time ever, moving to Florida for an unexpected job offer. It doesn't seem very likely, however, when his boss turns out to be his old high school best friend who Karl happens to be completely in love with.

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    The Greeks were wrong. Fate’s not blind. In fact, she’s got too many damn eyes. Quackity wouldn’t say Fortuna looked like Argos, the fool with 100 eyes all over his body. That’s too easy, and nothing in his life could be so easy. No, fate’s eyes were scattered around, among all the people that stared at his every move, watching him.

    WARNING THIS CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FOR QUACKITY'S MOST RECENT LORE STREAM. WATCH THAT MASTERPIECE FIRST. also there's mentions of death, murder, explosions, scars, enderwalk, betrayal, blood, corpses, and some more icky stuff.

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    Every year, mobs are made and shown off to the public. Every year, they vote for which one to keep. And every year, the losers are put down.
    Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo would give anything to escape the vote. Well, anything except each other.
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    Or: I took the mob vote from MC Live and said "but make it bench trio angst"

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    Quackity has been through a lot in his life. And Life has a way of making up for the bad. The good heals what was once a broken man

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    AKA a fluffy Hometwt based one-shot, because I'm sure at least some of you could use something soft to make up for the lore from this weekend

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    “Theseus, this is Haywire, do you copy?”

    “This is Theseus, I read you Haywire,” he answered, hand raised to the communicator in his ear.

    “EndWalker needs backup near the old textiles factory. Crumb is also on her way but you’re the closest,” Tubbo informed him. “Get moving while I find an exact location for you.”

    Tommy was already on the move, using his grappling gun to swing down to the network of alleyways that connected the city. The fastest way to the textile factory would take him through one of the business districts that heroes regularly patrolled, so staying on the rooftops would be counterproductive.

    Yet sadly, because it was a shit night, he ended up running into the heroes anyway.

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    Tommy Innit is a vigilante, and then suddenly he's not. For some reason, the world seems to have a problem with that. Or, many problems, to be exact.

    Updates weekly.

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    “Look, it’s called limbo for a reason, right? Clearly, we aren’t going to be here forever.” Ranboo shrugged.

    “You don’t know that,” Tommy gasped.

    “Maybe not.” Ranboo let out his own shuddering breath. “But I have to believe it.”

    “I like limbo,” Charlie said sadly. “Quackity of Las Nevadas said that we could play lots of it at the party.”

     

    OR, the fic in which Dream gets to Tommy before Phil did and cannot wait to torture and kill Tommy over and over and over again.

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    Tommy and Tubbo are just two hybrid thieves trying to survive. Their luck changes after stealing an invitation to a Masquerade party hosted by none other than King Dream himself. While everyone else is distracted with festivities, They manage to steal two discs and a decent sum of gold.

    However, when Wilbur Soot is accused of their crime, they have no choice but to return the discs. Now they must resort to their tactics of thievery to get Tommy’s most valuable items back. Even if it means breaking into the palace and committing several acts of treason in the process. They can only pray to Prime that they don’t lose their heads.

    Otherwise known as the medieval fantasy AU that is kind of a retelling of the DSMP, but not exactly. Since there are quite a few story changes and twists.

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    The smell of smoke filled the air. Lava was below him. The sobs of ghasts could be heard in the distance. Red was everywhere. Red was everything.

    Jack knew where he was. He knew what was happening.
     
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    An AU where the Goddess of Death chooses another Angel to serve her. Although she is all-knowing, even a God can overestimate the effect this kind of gift can have on a reanimated corpse fueled only by his own spite and soul.

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    blood was beginning to pool at his feet.

    porcelain was shattered on the floor, tommy’s hand now stained with a pure velvet liquid — he didn’t know if it belonged to himself or someone else.

    or, my own take of the dream prison escape.

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    Dear Diary,
    I have committed three total murders in the span of about a week and I still don’t think I’ve grown a backbone.

     

     

     

    Ranboo is the average social outcast who is excited to move up in the hierarchy upon forging a hall pass for the almighty Dream Team, rulers of L’Manburg High. After meeting trench coat wearing weirdo Wilbur, though, his conflict-avoidant ass finds that he may have underestimated how deep the hatred in his below-average high school runs. And also, Mountain Dew is the catalyst for every bad thing.

     

    Or, a Dream SMP Heathers AU!

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    The Dream SMP, a strange server filled with all sorts of people, a shit ton of chaos, and turmoil.
    A server that has twisted down a dark path filled with betrayal and manipulation... but what if some minor detail derailed this? What if someone was more willing to listen, what if someone was just tired of the destruction, and what if an exile didn’t end as it did?

    Aka, an au where Tommy was actually exiled instead of cut off, where Dream was more exhausted than deranged, and while things are broken, they heal rather than break apart even further because a few ripples can have a big influence.

    This isn’t just the story of the hero and the villain.

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    this is the new world i have made for you, Ochiru Yuki.
    although i control everything of this world, i give it all to you, my little duckling.

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    based on the roblox horror game Scopophobia.

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    Tommy realized that maybe bringing a bleeding supervillain into his apartment at three in the morning was a terrible idea a little too late.

     

    or, Tommy is an extremely tired citizen who wants to be as far away from villains and heroes as possible (and yet somehow he’s a magnet for them).

     

    or or, I’m following the hyperfixation and writing a villain!SBI and semi-citizen Tommy fic (:

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    Dream is a high up and well respected business man and Sapnap is a hard-working secretary. However, they work for different companies

    A CEO/secretary story but with the twist that they don't work together.

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    JSchlatt was sixteen years old when he realized if he wanted to protect the world, he would need to rid it of villains.

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    Infinite universes, infinite possibilities.

    That's how parallel universes work. For every reality there is always one just slightly to the left.

    Truly endless possibilities. How wonderful is that?

    Anything and everything is possible.

    Or: the spin off series to Infinite Universes Infinite Possibilities.

    Or: A collection of one-shots of backstories, what ifs, and brand new ideas!

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    Dream panics when he first finds out he has two soulmates. It’s simply unheard of. He’s unsure if he can provide for both. Will everything work out?

    He finds massive relief at the reveal he’s soulmates with his childhood friend Sapnap. They’re perfect for each other. Dating comes naturally, effortless. Everything is perfect except.... they’re both yearning for their third. They’ll do anything to find their soulmate.

    George feels the happiness, euphoria, that leaks through the bond when his soulmates find each other. Why do they need him? He’ll just get in the way. But goddamn if they’re not persistent. What will it take for them to leave him be?

    Dream Team Poly soulmates au <3

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    Tommyinnit was well and truly dead. Beaten to death inside an inescapable prison by the sole prisoner. Taken too soon, and yet all Tommy feels is a twisted sense of relief at finally being free from all the strife he has endured. Tommy’s come to prefer being dead, no more pain, no more betrayal, just him and Wilbur’s endless card games. His story is over, for better or worse…. But it doesn't stay that way.

    Jack Manifold clawed his way out of limbo through pure spite, but what if someone else had held onto it even as reality buckled under the strain?

    Somewhere else, a butterfly flaps its wings.

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