- Gotham (TV) (10)
- LazyTown (6)
- Almost Human (TV) (3)
- Supernatural (2)
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (1)
Loki blinks a few times. This day is just getting odder and odder. “You’re giving me a suite."
“Well, yeah, you’re my guest, what, am I gonna make a guest sleep in a closet or something? I’m a dictator, not an animal,“ the Grandmaster scoffs. “First you think I’m going to kill you, then you think I’m going to defile you, and now you think I’m going to, what, put you in the basement and, and feed you scraps? Is your opinion of everyone this low or are you just—or do I just throw off some kind of—some kind of—"
“Grandmaster,” Loki says, interrupting him from his tangent. “With a history like mine, one learns to be... cautious.”
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
05 Oct 2017
See, Mac likes banging Dennis, or getting banged by Dennis, or getting banged by Dennis and another dude they found on Grindr and ghosted after one night, or banging Dennis with a different dude they found on Scruff and ghosted after less than one night, or--
The point is, Mac likes having sex with Dennis. He does. He really, really does. It's right up there with "throwing rocks at trains" and "getting blackout drunk" on his mental list titled Fun Things to Do With Friends.
It's just that--
10 Apr 2017
"Sportacus, your family is amazing!" Stephanie says, enthused, eyes wide. "I had no idea they were visiting!"
"Me neither," Sportacus says with an almost apologetic smile. "It is a, ah, surprise visit."
Stephanie blinks. Stingy raises an eyebrow. "All of them at once? Visiting by surprise?" he asks, voice laden with skepticism. Pixel tilts his head and looks at Sportacus over his visor, curious.
"You're telling me," Trixie says, "that a bazillion elves showed up outta nowhere for no reason?"
(In which there is a very big miscommunication, and Robbie and Sportacus roll with it.)
- Part 5 of Half-Light 'verse
"What the hell was that?" Glanni asks when he can, meeting Íþró's eyes.
"I mended your broken bones. Did it hurt?"
"A little," Glanni admits, "mostly it felt strange. Cold and warm and good and bad all at once," he says; he looks content, rolling his shoulders luxuriously against the duvet, looking up at Íþró with eyes half-lidded. "Still feels good," he purrs. "Can you do it again?"
(In which Íþróttaálfurinn heals Glanni, and Glanni likes it too much.)
"Am I your fiancé now?" Robbie asks.
Sportacus raises an eyebrow and grins. "I certainly hope so," he says, then holds up his left hand, "of course, if you like it, then you should put a ring on it."
"Did you just quote Beyoncé?"
(In which Robbie Rotten accidentally adopts five kids while trying to marry his boyfriend.)
- Part 4 of Half-Light 'verse
Getting trapped together one time is bad luck.
Getting trapped together several times is a recipe for deep-seated trauma. The kind that involves ice cream, cake, and a whole lot of denial.
- Part 1 of You don't win boyfriends with salad
Bookmarked by Edgebug
08 Jan 2017
please read this fic ooooh my god