12 Bookmarks by stat_us
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Bounty hunter named Kyle Broflovski stumbles upon a jackpot. Sheriff Cartman, wanted alive for an obscene amount of money. It's just his luck that he runs into said man at a poker table.
It's his luck also to get caught in a blizzard high up in the Colorado mountain range with his bounty.
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04 Jun 2026
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For seven years, Eric has dreamed of getting out of the hotdog house and finding a better home for him and his mom, so when he discovers that a Battle Of The Bands competition is going to be held in town with a $50,000 cash prize he can't believe his luck. He decides to reform Moop, but there's just one problem - Stan and Kenny have already entered the competition with Crimson Dawn. This leaves him with just Kyle and his mediocre bass playing. But working together, they're going to restore Moop to its former glory and win the Battle of the Bands... if they don't kill each other first, that is.
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30 May 2026
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Kyle, aged 28, moves to South Park to escape the stress of East Coast and purchases a house in dire need of renovation. He soon finds out that he has a roommate he didn't sign up for.
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27 May 2026
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An innocent evening of breaking and entering ends in disaster for Eric Cartman.
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26 May 2026
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The final chapter to Looking Through You
Eight years after Kyle and Cartman stopped speaking to each other, a class trip goes awry, and Kyle wakes up in Heidi Turner's body.
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23 May 2026
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A Long List of Happy Endings by vicious_summer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Feb 2022
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“–Come Durin’s Day, the Mountain will host great entertainments, games, and feasting in your name and in the names of the other thirteen of the Company. Your path through all of Arda shall be made smooth to ensure your welcome in our lands, Bilbo Baggins. I bring this summons as it was sent from the Throne of Thorin, King Under the Mountain.”
Bilbo’s heart, racing as it had been from this thrilling invitation, seemed to trip over itself at the name. “Thorin?” he whispered, and he stepped forward without thinking.
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Or: Bilbo learns that his story isn’t actually a tragedy, and that happy endings still take a bit of luck.
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- 8/8
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05 Apr 2026
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Kyle knows that Cartman is up to something. His friends are too polite (or possibly creeped out) to tell him that he's nuts.
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Bebe tries to use a love potion on Kyle, but the plan goes wrong when the potion makes him fall for Cartman instead. Good thing Cartman hasn't been pining for Kyle for eight years or anything crazy like that.
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Tutorial on putting pictures and gif on Ao3 by RDJWINCHESTER1 for JS3639, Stuckys_baby
Fandoms: Archive of Our Own
26 Aug 2019
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Tutorial on putting pictures and gif on Ao3
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11 Feb 2026
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and around every corner is the same night on repeat by highfemmeicequeen
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Dec 2025
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He’d sold off his limbs and his skin and his heart, packaged piecemeal for the public. Val got everything else, scraps of misery and love bundled together until he forgot how to tell the difference between the two.
His mind is the only thing he has left.
or: Angel Dust is in his dressing room, or a bathroom, or an office, or a motel, and it was always going to happen this way.
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09 Feb 2026
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In the second week of Alastor’s imprisonment—or, what is more truthfully turning out to be ‘Alastor’s series of dubiously consensual playdates with the Vees,’ for all that Vox doesn’t seem to understand the first thing about having a captive—Vox agrees to shove his little teammates out of the spotlight, parades himself out on stage with the benefit of their costume design and back-up dancers, and proceeds to singlehandedly win the most hilarious game of chicken that Alastor has ever seen.
Positive reinforcement may be warranted. But Alastor has never excelled at delivering that consistently.
(In which Alastor gives Vox a little treat for publicly humiliating Lucifer, followed by several tricks for leaving him alone at home with Valentino. Set between the last few minutes of season 2 episode 5 and first few minutes of season 2 episode 6.)
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- Part 1 of They Could Have Been Worse
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09 Feb 2026
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That day, absolutely everything went wrong: Vox’s proposal for a partnership, Alastor’s wild and nearly out-of-character reaction – and everything that followed. The Radio Demon left, determined to erase this day entirely, to pretend it never existed.
And then he wakes up again in Rosie’s garden and realizes the day never ends.OR: Alastor and Vox get trapped in a time loop, forced to relive that fateful day over and over, trying to figure out what exactly was wrong about it after all.
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08 Feb 2026