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    Kyle has a crush on his best friend, Stan, who has been suffering from the beginnings of alcoholism. Confronting him about it didn't go too well, resulting in them not speaking to each other. That is, until Kyle received a drunken message on Snapchat late one evening. Having no idea what to expect, he opens it. Little does he know, that one message was going to change his life forever.

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    4/?
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    Five years ago, Eric Cartman was hunched over him, with a fat hand on Kyle’s throat and the tip of a knife pointed between his eyes.

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    15/?
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    399
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    40
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    Years after that whole fiasco with Mitch Connor, the Freedom Pals are still together, and keeping the town of South Park safe from villainy; but what happens when a new bad guy crawls out of the woodwork? Will they be stopped? Or will South Park once again be brought to its knees?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    1
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    Kyle doesn't know if it's just his shitty luck anymore or if someone up there truly hates him, but having a demon as his guardian/"friend" is only getting worse. How many people is he going have to drag into the mountain just so this asshole can get his kinks?

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    Craig just got left by his boyfriend of nine years, when he moves back to South Park to work on his novel.

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    21/?
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    61
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    125
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    10
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    It's senior year at Park County High and Clyde Donovan is ready to cement his legacy as the number one guy in the school. He's already one of the school's football stars so it shouldn't be difficult, except that Kenny McCormick, the lead snare drummer for the marching band, seems to be taking that spot without even trying. In order to determine once and for all who is the top guy, Clyde decides to challenge Kenny to a contest of who can have sex with the most people in a semester.

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    6/?
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    18
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    People get their soulmates when writing appears on their arms. It can happen at any age and Craig is the only one in his class who has not received any indication of possessing a soulmate, or so he thought. It was in class when scribbled handwriting suddenly appeared on his arm.

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    4/?
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    1684
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    Cartman's schemes always cause trouble for everyone. Everyone except himself. He always gets away scot-free.

    Until now.

    Now he pissed off the wrong person. The one person willing and able to play the roles of his Judge, Jury, and Executioner.

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    4,630
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    1/?
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    Mr. Garrison develops a new plan to get same-sex marriage banned, Instead of eggs, he's assigning his now teenage class to take care of flour sacks, a weird little fic about teenagers being horrible parents. Pairings are Style, Bunny, Creek and Tyde.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    When Tweek and Craig are suddenly thrust into a "relationship" for the town's amusement, Tweek if forced to face the confusing thoughts and feelings he's been having towards his friend. But when it comes to everyone either obsessing or sulking over them, perhaps pretending to be together isn't such a bad thing after all?

    That is, until Tweek realizes that maybe he's not pretending so much anymore.

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    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
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    The world is quiet and boring for Kenny McCormick.

    In a world where people are always attached to their soul mates, his is silent. For years he’s wondered if the other was dead or maybe blind, it would explain why they never seem to answer when he writes on his skin.

    But no matter what he says; what he draws, what he does, the other is silent as the dead and he mourns their existence.

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    Soul mate AU: Kenny keeps drawing really bad pick up lines, and Craig ignores it forever before answering with a space pun, which gets them talking.

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    4/?
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    7
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    372
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    There's no particular reason why Cartman decided to help with Kyle's play, except that he's sort of in the process of falling in love with him.
    Oneshot (maybe more to come...) High school AU.

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    1/1
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    The kids of South Park are starting to disappear one by one and no one has any idea who could be behind it. Tensions are running high as no one knows who they can and can't trust. Stan, along with Craig, is determined to find his missing friends before any harm comes to them. But it won't be easy as everyone has secrets they aren't willing to share, and may be willing to die to keep hidden. With romantic strains on the side, can Stan and Craig find everyone before its too late?

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    Chapters:
    12/27
    Comments:
    105
    Kudos:
    272
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    4477
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    When mayor candidate Mitch Conner starts dating Erics mother, things get a lot more tense around his house. He doesn’t know what it is about him but Eric is terrified by Mitch. When he discovers Kyle has abilities like him, they stick together, until Mysterion shows up. If they have these abilities, who else does? And what’s with the recent crime spree? They quickly start to unravel what’s behind the crime spree and become super heroes in the process.

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    48,216
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    80
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    83
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1261
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    Kyle and Cartman are drawn into a trashy virtual world, where they develop online personas as trolls and female strippers. Kyle soon realizes that Cartman's creepiness extends well beyond the game.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    42
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    149
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    2127
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    In the dead of night, Craig Tucker and his family vanish from South Park with no word of warning, leaving everyone, including Craig’s boyfriend, Tweek, behind.

    Now, nine years later, Craig is back and mystery shrouds him. Tweek makes it his mission to figure out just what the hell is going on.

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    55,178
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
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    17
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    After the summer, Kyle has come to finally accept a part of him that he has been hiding. But he isn't the only one in South Park with issues that follow him around.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    27
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    4
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    Androids have been introduced into the world, but what will that lead to?

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    8/?
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    10
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    1004
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    After a devastating car accident kills one South Park High School student and severely injures another, 'Immortal Beloved' Kenny McCormick relives Craig Tucker's first day back at school several times. As that day resets each time that Kenny dies, he tries to make it better - and fails. Then a freak accident which kills Kenny sends him leaping back through time into his almost-thirteen year old self. Realizing that he now has four years to prevent the tragedy, instead of only a few hours as he did when it first happened, Kenny begins changing the future to prevent the accident. Time ends up fractured, and suddenly, history begins to change in BOTH directions. It isn't long until Kenny finds himself a stranger in a strange land, with no idea of what's going to happen next. A few others die, resurrect as time shifts, and others who had died end up alive again. But Kenny isn't the only one who seems to be trying to put right what once went wrong, and save the life of his other good friend. There's just one problem: is his new ally trying to help Kenny, or stop him?

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    196,358
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    319
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    *1st South Park fanfic be nice*
    *Used to be called South Park-Truth or Dare btw*
    Just because these kind of fanfics are fun and there aren’t enough of them for this fandom.
    You can leave stuff in the comments

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    48
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    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    644

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