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    Tweek Tweak has never been taken seriously. People tended to listen to him when he was younger, but as he grew up, they stopped thinking that his horrible behavior and ideas were cute. He became the boy who cried wolf. On one lonesome sleepless night Tweek found himself stumbling across something that threatened the entire existence of humanity. But when he tells everyone he knows about the impending doom, only one person listens to him. Well, only one until it actually happens.

    TW: Drug Use/Withdrawal (depicted to the best of our abilities) and Violence/Slight Gore

    Updated weekly!

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    “Do you really think Shakespeare was gay?”
    The question made Craig stop what he was doing, the dried pumpkin seeds he was feeding his guinea pigs clutched in between his thumb and forefinger.
    “How should I know Mccormick, do I look over 100 years old to you?”
    “Well now that you mention it-“
    “Fuck off.”
    Kenny’s giggles shouldn’t make Craig feel this warm.

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    Ashley Dovahkiin has moved into South Park and she is not exactly happy about it. Sad and angry about having to leave her friends and teammates, she tries her best to be happy for her parents. Then, not even a day after moving in, she becomes apart of something bigger than she could have ever imagined when she moved to this quiet little mountain town.

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    Kenny Mccormick's life was one never ending nightmare. What with being cursed to be more or less immortal. He had little to look forward to since he couldn't escape his curse.
    Until he met her.

    Ichigo was not only new to South Park, but came with her own demons. Add her daughter and his sister becoming friends and Kenny's at a loss about what to do.

    Kenny/fem Ichigo

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    9/?
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    7
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    3
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    the fall after high school, stan and his band hit the road for a chance to isolate themselves from the real world and focus on themselves and their music.

    it does not go well.

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    Everything that can fall apart does. Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric have a few options. Take the pieces and fix the status quo, make something new, or run.

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    6/?
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    When Marina Morrison moved to South Park in the 5th grade, she became very close with the boys. After finally breaking up with her crazy ex, she found herself over the Summer and now she is starting her Senior Year being the girl she's kept buried down for social status and for her boyfriends. New clothes. New make up. New attitude. After she finds a disturbing family secret, she comes almost completely off the hinges. And her best friend, Kenny, is caught in the mix of her new wild side, trying to protect her from making too big of mistakes. While also realizing some things about himself.
    The Senior year is filled of laughs, flirting, old love, new love, sex, alcohol, drugs, betrayal, and Cartman and Kyle still sharing a love/hate relationship.

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    Stan's wife, formerly Nichole Daniels, commits suicide as a result of crippling postpartum depression. Stan suddenly finds himself alone to raise their six-year-old daughter and infant son. Eric Cartman works as a nurse in the ER and is there when Nichole is brought in, bringing him into the situation. He quickly realizes it could be a good opportunity for him to move away from his mom's house and have somewhere to live where he doesn't have to be alone. He offers to help Stan with the kids, initially moving in for his own selfish purposes. However, as time wears on and Stan begins to heal, something starts to shift between them both. This is a love story grown out of a tragedy.

    This story contains suicide, adult language and sexual content.

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    8/?
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    “I didn’t think it was real,” Kyle said, the two boys turned to look at him quizzically. “Butters said yesterday Cartman was coming back, I didn’t think it was real.”

    ***

    Eric Cartman left South Park randomly one day and things haven't been the same since. Kyle Broflovski's life suddenly got easier.

    But so much more boring.

    So when Cartman shows up again 2 years later, no one knows where he's been or why he's back but for Kyle one thing was certain-

    Things in South Park were about to get interesting again.

    (Updates as and when I can!)

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    17/?
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    Tweek is battling addiction, and though his friends are here to help, they don’t really understand. His other friends are in relationships, having fun, while he’s struggling with Craig, too. “ Suck it up and sober up “ is what he was always told.

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    1/?
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    Cartman and Wendy met again at a random dorm party and both noticed that no matter how much time passes, sexual tension stays there strong.

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    As much as Craig Tucker claims he doesn't care about the new student who moved in across the street, he can't help but notice every little detail about him.

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    A new year means a new school year and bringing in the new students who will create new rumors.

    Tweek, the kid with a bird's nest of hair and a ball of anxiety teamed up with Craig, the overly curious cat with so little self-preservation, to fight off and erase the false but highly destructive rumor about the two of them.

    That was the plan but it seemed to have escalated into something more than they have predicted because as the world in the brink of destruction, the group they created has always magically found a way to start a fight.

    Will they be able to save their world? Will Tweek ever find a way to stop Craig from always getting himself in danger? Will Kenny stop trying to be an annoying bard?

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    A new school event leads Stan to be teamed up with a sixth-grader who has plans of his own.♚[© 2021 |@Anuyushi]♛

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    Kyle is new at South Park Highschool, Eric is known around school for his dangerous behaviour, Stan is an old friend of Kyle's from back in Jersy with a tendency to leave Kyle when he needs him the most, and Kenny is concerned for Eric's mental health. Will Kyle get his heart broken, or will he finally survive? Read on to find out.

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    A collection of drabbles and oneshots revolving around Shelly Marsh, based on Tumblr roleplay prompts. Primarily canon age, with a few pre-canon and post-canon sprinkled in.

    *I know that Shelly is super unpopular on AO3 and I'm embarrassed to resort to this, but kudos and comments are greatly appreciated*

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    As my title implies, is basically just a retelling of the Season Seven episode “Casa Bonita” from Butters’ perspective. You can look at the episode’s messed up plot from the bright rose-tinted glasses of this gullible kiddo and see what it may be like to be a naive young boy in a messed up small town and getting tricked my the fattest,
    meanest kid in town.

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    Eric's mom was tired of his bullshit so she sent him to a hospital that will change him, make him hate violence, and make him a better person. Nobody else knows about her ideas, and it takes two years, but it finally works, he gets to go back to south park, and accept the fact he's a homosexual, and he doesn't know how to feel about that.

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    9/?
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    Trevor and Eric arrive at the house. Eric is holding a pistol, barely. His fat little meaty, juicy, sausage fingers, were struggling to keep hold of the heavy gun.

    “Come on,” Trevor urges, “Let’s go-“ He is interrupted by an incredibly bright light. Eric screams “ITS FUCKING JESUS!”

    ***

    this story is a never-ending collaborative WIP , might get horny later not sure

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    4/?
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  20. Moleman's Epic Rap Battles by

    Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Epic Rap Battles of History, Batman - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Total Drama, Frozen (2013), DC Animated Universe, The Sandman (Comics), Codename: Kids Next Door, Sly Cooper (Video Games), Fallout (Video Games), Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Watchmen (Comic), Daria (Cartoon), Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Game of Thrones (TV), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ben 10 Series, Invader Zim, Death Note, World of Warcraft, Warcraft III, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Animaniacs, Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comic), Rockman | Mega Man Classic, Inspector Gadget (Cartoon), Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers, Short Circuit (1986), My Life as a Teenage Robot, James Bond - All Media Types, Ratchet & Clank, Dragon Ball, Sesame Street (TV), Winnie-the-Pooh (Disney), Powerpuff Girls, Moral Orel, The Simpsons, Little Shop of Horrors, Destroy All Humans! (Video Game), Neon Genesis Evangelion, Tetsuwan Atom | Astro Boy, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Family Matters - Fandom, Beauty and the Beast (1991), Touhou Project, Godzilla - All Media Types, 2000 AD (Comics), Les Misérables (2012), Monkey Island, King's Quest V, Soul Calibur, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, Borderlands, Banjo-Kazooie Series, Mad Max Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Next Generation, Call of Duty, IT - Stephen King, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Supernatural, Darksiders (Video Games), Final Destination (Movies), Adventure Time, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Ed Edd n Eddy, World Wrestling Entertainment, Rango (2011), Portal (Video Game), System Shock 2, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, The Police (Band), 1984 - George Orwell, V for Vendetta - All Media Types, Brave New World - Aldous Huxley, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Fly (1986), The Incredibles (2004), Spy Kids (Movies), Machete (2010), The Secret of NIMH (1982), All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989), Anastasia (1997), Fritz the Cat, Wizards (1977), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, The Lorax (2012), Samurai Jack (Cartoon), Lawrence of Arabia (1962), X-Men - All Media Types, South Park, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound, Mother 3, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, Pink Floyd, Pink Floyd The Wall (1982), Chinese History RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - US 20th c., Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), The Mask (1994), Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon), Coraline - All Media Types, Gravity Falls, Final Fantasy VI, Teen Titans (Animated Series), Gargoyles (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Teen Titans Go!, Teen Titans (Comics), Taylor Swift (Musician), Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Xiaolin Showdown (Cartoon), Skateboarding RPF, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Legend (2015), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, 20th Century CE RPF, 21st Century CE RPF, Astronomy (Anthropomorphic), Sonic the Hedgehog: The Animated Series, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Dexter (TV), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Psycho (1960), Firestorm (Comics), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Yu-Gi-Oh! - All Media Types, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Dark Souls (Video Games), Destiny (Video Games), Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Duke Nukem (Video Game), Half-Life, Jak and Daxter  

    22 Feb 2021

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    An ongoing amateur multimedia series lovingly ripped-off from Epic Rap Battles of History created, written, directed and edited by and occasionally starring myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand.

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    Comments:
    108
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    257
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    27
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