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    This is a bit serious at first. As a whole, I finally realized how funny and insane stories from my husband’s job are. So I’d like to hear that from Eric’s POV, ESPECIALLY while he’s dating Kyle.

    These will be real stories without real names or locations. SO VIOLENCE will be mentioned.
    PLEASE BE CAREFUL VIEWING

    This is a bad idea in general, try to save yourself.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Kyle is a third year English Language Teaching student and he moves out to live with his boyfriend, Kenny McCormick. One day, Kenny has to move for one semester to Atlanta to replace a worker since the position just fits his profile. Kyle, sad by not being able to live with his boyfriend, meets a handsome boy of Computer Programmer career in Computer Science named Stanley Marsh who decided to join to his Creative Writing Club. When their gazes meet for the first time for more than one minute, Kyle knew he was in trouble.

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    6/?
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    Cartman is excited for Christmas, much like his friends. But a certain sidekick for Santa has something in store for the 4th grader. Also posted on FF.net, under penname Hokuto Uchiha. Rated T for, well, South Park language.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Mysterion watches alone, keeping an eye on an old 'friend' while oddly helping the villain.

    “About time.” He mumbled to himself, finally standing up, feeling the blood rush to his feet, stretching his arms, rolling them before turning to the ladder. Slipping down and jumping on top of the dumpster, not making a sound. Quietly he followed the Coon, knowing far too well what that ‘hero’ could do. Splashing across the street and climbing on top of the dock building, finding an open window and crawling down to a catwalk. He held his breath, peering over the edge.

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    4/4
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    41
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    88
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1309
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    Growing up, Kyle always expected Cartman to be on his left or even follow him in school functions. From school photos to walking across the stage in High school graduation, Cartman was always nearby. It made it easier when they started dating but difficult when they split apart. Kyle thought it was easy to move on. Hell, he thought he was doing a great job. But even greatness falters.

    December One Word Promlt- Day 5: Left

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    When a misunderstanding spirals into being taken from a comfortable home and a kind master, Kyle finds himself at the mercy of a cruel new owner. Faced with an impossible task at the threat of death, however, a blue-eyed man hovering outside his tower window offers his salvation.

    But, everything comes at a price.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    8
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    2
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    47
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    South Park: A New Generation rewrite, a fic that showcases the main children growing up to have their own children, and their everyday lives. Rated T for teen. Stendy and a few other implied parings revealed so far. It's written by John-117sp and it's posted on Ao3 for archive purposes.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    3
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    1
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    Stan was abused by his sister
    Stan was rescused by his super best friend
    Stan was happy for a short while
    Stan was returned to his home
    Stan was gone

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    2,423
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    4
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Long ago in the far South, where snow tipped the tops of mountains and the water rarely flowed freely was a kingdom nestled amongst a snowy white plane and trees as far as the eye could see.
    ''Twas the South Parken Kingdom, wherein Kupa Keep castle lay.
    This, ladies and gentlemen, is where our story begins.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    365
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    What happens when the characters of South Park, Rick and Morty, and Camp Camp go to Camp Campbell together? A lot of morally wrong things, that's what.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    24
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    94
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2158
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    The world is deserted. Quiet. Desolate. Craig Tucker is one of the few people left alive on this planet. To scavenge for food or rest means risking your life. For the un-dead now rule.

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    13,254
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    605
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    Some of South Park's young inhabitants are about to start a new school aboard a cruise ship. The only problem is that they didn't know that before they were taken. Step into the shoes of the New Kid as he and some of South Parks favorite characters, now high schoolers, as they are forced into a horrific killing game by the evil Monokuma. A story of love, betrayal, and heartbreak

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    71,637
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
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    “What?” Tweeks breathy reply is barely there, a hint of confusion tints the tone.
    “I love you, Tweek.” Craig stares at the wall in front of him, no longer able to keep up the look of calmness.
    Click.
    Craig blinks, once, twice, and then a third time. He glances at the phone, the screen displaying the end of the call. He looks around him, unsure of what just happened.
    “What the fuck?!”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    31
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    257
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    Kyle Broflovski, hurt by the fact an old friend would send him to a concentration camp where he'd be beaten, starved, and work hard labor every day. The only good thing was the girl on the other side of the fence

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    English
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    417
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    114
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    No one ever remembers when Kenny dies...until the new girl in town does. But how? Even she doesn't know at first, but the reason why is difficult to cope with.

    (This is a growing up story, so it'll span over the course of years with some romance, fun adventures, and mysteries along the way).

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    English
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    79,309
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1542
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    Stan moved away from South Park and became distant from his friends. He returns for the summer to visit before heading off to college. Everything is the same except for his Kyle.

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    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    259
    Kudos:
    237
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    4948
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    Craig and Kenny have been living in an orphanage all of their lives, until one day they get moved to a new location. However, their new home is anything but hospitable.

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    Chapters:
    29/30
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2798
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    The boys started a stupid dare in which their partners were included in. It was all fun and games for them, not knowing of the misery they put to their loved ones. The dare backfired and they ended up in a land of misery and heartbreak for a month. How are they supposed to get out of a situation like this?

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    English
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    22,035
    Chapters:
    9/22
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1666
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    20 Themes of our beloved sensitive, quarterback hippie and self-centered, racist, bigoted jerk. One-sided pairings are K2, Revin and Bunny.

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    English
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    1,028
    Chapters:
    5/20
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    509
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    Craig Tucker is a youth pastor in a poor, troubled town. He loves his job, feels guilty for his sins, and tends to his flock like any good pastor would. Until the day an imp shows up, offering to change his life for the better in exchange for just one little thing... renouncing god and worshipping Satan. He pushes off the imp at first, but as he starts to accept help, he changes lives, makes friends, and finds himself feeling saved. Is it an illusion created by evil? Or is the imp the best thing that's ever happened to him? Craig's not sure. He just knows that the demon has a very, very, cute ass.

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    English
    Words:
    40,590
    Chapters:
    11/20
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1768

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