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Craig Tucker est accro à son cochon dinde. Tweek Tweak est accro au café. Comment est ce que c'est deux là peuvent t'il tomber amoureux ? Ils ne sont pas gays et ne le sauront jamais (peut être). L'un est un antisocial stoïque mais qui à quand même des amis, l'autre est un foutu peureux qui tremble, tire ses cheveux et boit du café du matin jusqu'au soir.
"On dirait une histoire d'amour impossible... Comme Roméo et Juliette."
L'autre croisa les bras sur son torse "Dans Roméo et Juliette, ils meurent à la fin si je me souvient bien ?"
Elle trembla sur sa chaise, hésitant à répondre vû la tournure des événements "Oui...."
L'autre lui fit un sourire en regardant l'écran "Alors, rendons cela amusant..."
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Craig Tucker had often hoped someone even remotely interesting might one day show up in South Park. When an erratic oddball strolls into his life one day, Craig can’t help but think the eccentric blonde is not at all what he’d had in mind. It seems the Universe is infinite in its capacity to mess with him. Still, there’s something captivating about the little weirdo that makes Craig want to see him suffer.
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Wendy decides to end off senior year with a bang by planning a class trip to Disney World! But with the unexpectedness of the people of South Park, who knows what wacky tomfuckery will unfold?
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Craig is used to a schedule. He goes through the motions, day in, day out, and nothing changes. But things turn on their head when Craig is pressured by his classmates to summon an imp. Now, he has to manage living with a creature from hell on top of whatever else South Park throws at him.
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The Broflovski family has been the Royal Family of the country of Elven for generations. The newest generation started off as no different. King Gerald and Queen Sheila married and had two sons, Kyle and Ike Broflovski and Kyle, being the crown Prince was expected to be the push of the next generation of the Royal Family but, when Kyle meets a wizard named Eric Cartman, Kyle realizes there’s more to life than just Royalty.
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School's out for the summer, so the kids have two months to play in the ancient realm of Zaron again. Clyde WILL be revenged for his defeat!
Takes place after Stick of Truth and Fractured but Whole.
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As Eric Cartman grew into his teenage years, alone and rejected by his peers, he thought he was fine being all alone.
That is, until an unlikely party gets involved and stirs up more trouble than he bargained for.
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There were a million ways Kyle had wanted to spend his birthday this year.
Being handcuffed to Eric fucking Cartman had definitely not been one of them.
someone on twitter wanted handcuffed kyman so i did my best for Kyle's birthday <3
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In the town of South Park, there used to be no actual superheroes, just a bunch of loser kids roleplaying. However, this all changed when they had begun to develop superpowers, and formed the Freedom Pals group. A member of the group: Professor Chaos, mysteriously departs, taking another member nicknamed “the New Kid” with him.
A year later, the two, now full supervillains, discover fusion: A state where two super powered people can join to become one body and mind, but what happens when the Freedom Pals also get their hands on this ability?
(..And why is even Professor Chaos starting to get scared around New Kid?)
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Being a heartbroken teenager sucks, so what better way to cope than to fake date a total stranger just to make your ex jealous?
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el·ee·mos·y·nar·y | (adj.)
relating to or dependent on charity; charitable.Tweek Tweak is a real estate agent living in New York City. Though he manages to keep himself afloat and has money to spare, he devotes an extraordinary amount of time to wracking his brain about how he will make ends meet. One day, at his wit's end (and after a lot of coaxing from his boss), he agrees to go on vacation with a complete stranger. Is he scared out of his mind? Well, sure. But, Craig Tucker is a legendary figure in the world of real estate and Tweek is just desperate enough to betray his instinct.
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When Cartman gets banned from the group Minecraft server, there’s only one person he can turn to…his ex girlfriend who tried to murder him.
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- Part 3 of South Park AU
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Эрик Картман придумывает план. Цель одна – заполучить Кайла Брофловски любой ценой. Но с одним условием – на этот раз Кайл сам должен этого захотеть, иначе ничего не выйдет.
По мере написания работы могут добавляться новые жанры и предупреждения. Некоторые стоят на будущее. Рейтинг точно повысится. Да и персонажей появится больше, но, спешу огорчить всех тех, кто придет за Стенди или другими пейрингами из шапки – они будут, но далеко не основными, здесь зона кайманов.
И еще дисклеймер: в работе могут и будут подниматься тяжелые темы, упоминаться употребление алкоголя, сигарет и других психотропных, использоваться нецензурная лексика, расистская, нацистская, гомофобная, эйблистская лексика и другие, как их принято называть, slurs. Я ни к чему не агитирую и взглядов персонажей не разделяю. Авторка не несет моральной и юридической ответственности за ваш опыт прочтения.
Данная работа является копией моей работы на фикбуке. Я почти не форматировала при перенесении, потому что впадлу.
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It's that time of year boys and girls. It's Valentine's Day. Time for everyone to get their candies, flowers and love potions, wait a minute. Love potions? That can't be right.
Sorry about that, folks.
No love potions here. I promise. *Audience looks at their bottles of juice* It says Love Potion right on the side. The host sweats nervously.
Anyway, enjoy you're Valentine's Day.
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Date Night - A South Park Oneshot by SomeRandomGuy39 for cinnamo_softie
Fandoms: South Park
25 May 2022
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Clyde prepares for his date with Thomas, when his insecurities begin to take over.
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Graças aos conflitos de raças e religiões quatro reinos poderosos decidem arquitetar o extermínio uns dos outros. Este evento acontece entre décadas decidindo assim o próximo reino a governar os outros pelos próximos dez anos.
A história acompanha os Suzanoos, a raça de humanos que tem se mantido no poder por quase cinquenta anos e que ainda nos dias de hoje carregam uma tradição de aliados pacíficos e inimigos mortais.- Language:
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Despite the inability to recall most of your childhood, it’s never been a secret. You know a majority of what happened, through second hand accounts from your grandparents. This fact has never really bothered you, until now. A freak fire burns down your high school, causing you and your classmates to transfer to a quiet red neck mountain town that you might have been better off keeping in the past.
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Wendy discovers a heartbreaking secret and can no longer handle the world she has worked so hard to make perfect. This leads her down a dark path that too many of us have experienced ourselves. Will she find the right people she needs to pull herself out of the tailspin of despair she currently finds herself in? Or will she be just another young girl who loses everything as she plummets towards a permanent end?
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Damien es el CEO de una empresa heredada de su padre.
Tiene dinero y poder, lo que cualquiera desearia pero los demonios de su mente y el vacio que siente en su corazon no dejan sus dias en paz no sabe cuanto mas aguantara, en especial cuando el nuevo aspirante a editor cruza la puerta de su oficina.