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    Eric has embarked upon a clever new business venture that isn't a pyramid scheme at all! But he's gotta deal with some friction when the girls aren't appreciative of how fabulous he is, so he has to find a new lovely model to display his wares. Unfortunately, beauty must always come at a price. Will Tweek and Craig make it out of this one alive?

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    A new girl, Alexis Blaire, moves to South Park. She just wants to make new friends, lead a normal life, and leave her past behind her. But her demons follow her. Literal ones.

    ...Yeah, she might be cursed.

     

     

    Will definitely feature references to TFBW. Under teen and up because it's a South Park fic.
    No shipping will occur between Alexis and any canon character.

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    756
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    Stenny stories that will either be one, two, or maybe three shots. All depending.

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    17,190
    Chapters:
    5/50
    Comments:
    4
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    20
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    1
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    410
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    Stan moved away from South Park and became distant from his friends. He returns for the summer to visit before heading off to college. Everything is the same except for his Kyle.

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    21,555
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    12/?
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    86
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    8
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    1779
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    In a small town in the Japanese mountains there’s a bunch of spirits and demons that haunt the place. These spirits all used to be human kids, but after they died they started to haunt the people who inhabit the town. Some for fun, others for revenge.

    These kids all died in mysterious ways, so they were brought back to life as a second chance. However this second chance came at a cost, they would have to forfeit their humanity. Will they retain their humility, or will they be tempted by the darkness.

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    21/73
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    Tweek and Craig were best friends at one point, but when they enter high school and Tweek starts to take part in illegal and dangerous activities will Craig stick around to help him out?

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    2/?
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    Vivir en un mundo donde los monstruos existen ya era lo suficiente estresante, pero tener que trabajar en un hotel para monstruos era mucho peor, especialmente si eres Tweek, el único empleado humano en el hotel. Tweek por lo menos tenía a Craig y a Kenny para ayudarle, sobre todo a Craig.

    *Traducción autorizada por RoseyR (Usuaria en AO3).
    *One Shot.

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    Wendy is trapped in an abusive marriage and doesn't know how to get out of it. Will she get out before it's too late?

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    8/?
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    36
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    4
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    1
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    The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half.
    Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class.

    Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.

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    24,388
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    25
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    61
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    8
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    534
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    High School is never easy, but in South Park it seems unbearable. Drama! Featuring such favorite pairings as Creek, Bunny, Style & Stendy & Candy (ooh drama), plus some fun sibling relationships like Ike & Karen and Shelly & Kevin, AND MANY MORE!

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    33/?
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    14
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    78
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    9
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    1780
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    Kyle disappeared over the summer to New York City, with a bright future and college applications on the horizon. Cartman disappeared to God-Knows-Where, with a huge secret and unresolved feelings for a certain someone...
    Now it’s senior year, and the closer they get, the more obvious it becomes: their futures couldn’t be further apart, and even their own friends and family want them as far away from each other as possible.
    Too bad love doesn’t really work that way, does it?

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    16/?
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    341
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    Kyle and Eric have their own ways in keeping each other warm. Kyman. Rated M.

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    1/1
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    2
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    1
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    Kyle is the grandson of the goddess Demeter, and thus, is training under his mother Sheila in order to be her next heir. His best friend Stan, grandson of Poseidon, is likewise busy training for the same reason. So between his hectic schedule and his overbearing mother, Kyle just wants a change of pace.

    A pace which he hoped would involve hanging out with his best friend, not, uh, in the Underworld.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    Every day, everyone around one person dies and tomorrow they wake up like nothing ever happened. Will the South Park boys be able to leave the castle or will they be stuck there for a very...very long time.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    Freelance journalist Eric Cartman goes to explore the Bechdel-Holtz Asylum late at night, following a handful of mysterious leads. And inside the asylum, ex-employee Kyle Broflovski does his absolute best to not die as the asylum spirals into chaos. Kyman. Outlast inspired/AU.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
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    17
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    2
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    217
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    The world is deserted. Quiet. Desolate. Craig Tucker is one of the few people left alive on this planet. To scavenge for food or rest means risking your life. For the on-dead now rule.

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    What would you do is you saw the sexiest person in town at the bar? Well try to make them yours, right? Well That’s exactly what you would try to do, but they’re not your pet.

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    12/?
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    "More than four children die every day as a result of child abuse.
    And you were not one of them. (Though sometimes you wish you were)"

    His father does not apologize and on some level he is strangely alright with that.
    With that one thought muttered into his hand and pressed against his heart he leaves behind his home life, to pretend that he is a completely different person, the person that he desperately wants to be.

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    English
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    26,482
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    17
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    77
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    15
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    The Dark Lord has Bebe kidnapped so he can make her an offer for power.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    5
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    By the laws of his clique, Craig Tucker was untouchable.
    He was a drummer; cold, calculated precision in his personality could be traced in the strike of a hi hat. The South Park Middle School jazz band was the place to be when you were at the top of the ranks— as far as band geeks went, anyway.
    But when a twitchy blonde stormed through their band room door begging for a second try at jazz band auditions, something in him ignited.
    And suddenly, he was no longer the mystery.

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    English
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    8,051
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
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