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As the night unfolds with a blur of neon lights and pulsating music, they are drawn together by a force stronger than the bass vibrating through the floor...
You guys have been best friends since childhood, but your friendship is put to the test when he invites you to a party, and something happens. Now you both have to deal with the consequences of these actions, secrets that've been kept, and the feelings you've both developed. Will you two be able to overcome these obstacles and find your way back to each other, or lose their friendship and their chance at love?
Warning: Spicy situations in future chapters. They will be labeled with a warning.
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Kenny comes down with something but decides he'd rather be at school due to his parent's general lack of caregiving; he later ends up at Kyle's house, where he gets the comfort he deserves.
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Cartman thought he had everything he could possibly want: A multi-million dollar company, an attractive husband, and the world at his fingertips. When Kyle has enough of his arrogance and neglect after the birth of their son, Cartman comes to realize there are more important things than image and money. Will he be able to win his family back?
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Thomas is the new kid, Cartman says false things to Tweek, which lead up to him and Craig having a short argument.
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"I’ll level with you here," Kenny said, setting his cup down and turning to face Stan directly. "I need some fucking cash, and you need to be able to call homophobia whenever someone questions your relationship status. So, like, I’m not saying we should pimp ourselves out to fujoshis but—"
"We should totally pimp ourselves out to fujoshis."
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Or Stan needs to prove he’s over Wendy, Kenny needs to make some quick cash, and there’s really only one reasonable way to do that: going gay for pay.
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Those who know the truth about the supernatural world can easily see that many beings have made a home in South Park, however, to most citizens the supernatural goes unnoticed. After forming a strange bond with his best friend, Stan Marsh is suddenly thrust into the supernatural world without any warning.
When townspeople start going missing, a group of teenagers, human and supernatural alike, team up to investigate the disappearances and protect their town.
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Sal Rosavelt Dovahkin is a seven year old girl who's 8th birthday is in a few days. In the meantime, our reckless protagonist was looking for something to do. Then her mother calls and says a friend has arrived. And now she has a choice. Chaos? Or stay inside being bored? The answer seems obvious.
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Tweek goes through his second term as interplanetary assessor.
*This is a part three!!
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- Part 3 of The End Is Near
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Fat Brat Camp by Wooden_Porkchop for Molly Coddles
Fandoms: South Park, Craig of the Creek (Cartoon), Angela Anaconda (Animated Series)
19 Mar 2024
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Henrietta gets sent to a fat camp after failing to diet.
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Tweek Tweak dies on his last mission before he was supposed to be forced to retire. Here's everything that happens after.
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Scott Malkinson has always been ignored for the most part, he’s practically invisible. When he does occasionally find his way into the attention of his peers, it’s usually just to make a cheap crack at his diabetes or mock his lisp. “I’m Thcott Malkinthon and I have diabeteth,” bet you’ve heard that one before. I bet that’s all you’ve heard. Nobody sees him, not really, until suddenly Clyde Donovan does. Scott can’t even begin to rationalize why a popular football player like him would even pay him any notice, but after being partnered up for a school project, Clyde keeps hanging around. For the life of him, Scott can’t figure out why Clyde has taken interest in him, or why his heart beats a little faster whenever he’s around.
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Style sickfic requests.
Because I’m shamelessly obsessed with how cute they are taking care of each other.
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Do You Think We're Together In Every Universe?...I Hope So by Ultramarine_Skai
Fandoms: South Park
18 Mar 2024
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After fate is disrupted in the Stick of Truth universe, Kyle, Stan, Craig, Tweek, Kenny, and Marj are destined to be born again and again in different universes, they will always find each other and die shortly after they do.
If they can find each other and fall in love 10 times the cycle ends but if not they'll be trapped in eternal damnation.
What's there to do when you're trapped in a cycle of early deaths and lost memories but fall in love?
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-Stick of Truth
-Soldiers of Heaven & Hell (Phone Destoryer: Mystic)
-Bloody and Alone (Vampires)
-Avatar the First Firebender
-Fractured but Whole
-Fingerbanging until the Crimson Dawn (Stupid title I know)
-Imagination Land
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-It's the End of the World as We Know It (Phone Destroyer: Sci-Fi)
-South Park~Heaven~
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- I𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, you may request anything and I will write. ₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊
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Leo opened his mouth a few times, attempting to answer his questions. “I-I-” Snapping his mouth shut again, he slapped his forehead with enough force to leave a mark. “If I admit I like you too, I don’t know what’ll happen to you!”
“Butters, I’d let your dad kill me thousands of times for eternity, if it meant I could be with you - even if it was just for this moment.”
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Kenny McCormick and his friends find their lives changing rapidly as the city of South Park grows, and invites in new challenges for them to overcome. With the arrival of a strange new kid, Kenny finds himself diving head first into the captivating nature of him, uncovering the secrets plaguing the city along the way.
[Newly revised as of 11/12/23]
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When Butters is whisked away from Kenny's house mid-hangout, Kenny turns to the only person in town that can really get things done - Eric Cartman. It doesn't take long for things to get totally out of hand, and at Cartman's behest the kids of South Park are thrown into a full-fledged reenactment of the Trojan War. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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kyle broflovski is a trans guy who moved from new jersey to south park in colorado. he meets some boys and he tries his hardest to keep his secret hidden.
its easy... until a boy likes him. and this boy isnt any boy. he's one of his best friends.
how can he hide such a secret?
but.. what if a different boy liked him too? but this boy is different.
ALSO! when i write, i put ((__)) to indicate I'M speaking to you the reader. i use this when i reference to something! normal brackets will just have one - (___)
PLZ READ CONTENT WARNINGS! - THESE APPLY TO THE ENTIRE FIC! SO WATCH OUT!
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Transphobia
making out/ minor sexual actions, NOTHING GRAPHIC!
Homophobia (specifically to lesbians, sorry)
FREQUENT coarse language
Inappropriate jokes
K2 (Kyle x Kenny) but no ships are canon in this fic if they aren’t canon in the show except for…..
Kyman. (yes, i ship it however this fic isn’t that much of a romantic fic, it's more of a story of being FtM.)
Deadnaming at the start of the fic (because he’s not trans yet)
Rape/underaged rape/sa
parent/child sexual assault
GORE.
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Stan and the group are gearing up to finish college and start their adult lives. But Tweek goes missing and the others have to deal with it.
*This is a part three.
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- Part 3 of Band of the Damned
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Stan Marsh and several of his classmates and friends discover that they have been selected to become Kiznaivers, which means that they are now connected through pain: if one member is injured, the others will feel an equal amount of agony.
Sharing each other's pain supposedly will allow them to build bonds between their differing lives and personalities, but what could possibly go wrong with that?Inspired by the anime Kiznaiver.
DISCLAIMER: you don't have to know Kiznaiver to read this, everything will be explained as throughly as possible.
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"All my friends are heathens, take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse."
- Heathens, Twenty-One Pilots
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This story follows three main plots that intermingle with each other and come together in the end.One follows Detective Stan Marsh and college-student-drop-out turned prostitute, Kyle Broflovski, as they work together to take down Cartman, who runs an abusive and toxic prostitution ring.
One follows Tweek Tweak, a prostitute under Cartman's thumb who just wants to start over, and gets that chance when Craig Tucker pays Tweek just for his company, though their peace is soon brought to an abrupt halt.
One follows childhood best friends, Kenny McCormick and Butters Stotch, as they navigate Kenny's immortality and the danger it brings when they misuse it.
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PAY ATTENTION TO THE TIME STAMPS IN THE CHAPTER, it clears up a lot of stuff!
I cannot stress this enough, it gets GRAPHIC! Readers beware! I will also put trigger warnings!Enjoy! :)