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    Craig wouldn't say he hates Tweek...actually no, he really really hates him. From how he's taller than him to how he's stronger than him. From how he seems to make Craig pissed off to how he seems to be better at a lot of things than Craig. Craig especially hates how Tweek makes him feel like there are butterflies in his stomach or how he looks at him with those green eyes. Craig absolutely hates him, and nothing can change his mind otherwise.

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    "Ballerina, you must've seen her dancing in the sand."
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    Craig had a life plan.
    That plan was put on hold when his ex-girlfriend showed up to tell him she was pregnant with his child.
    After she left the baby in his care one weekend and never returned, Craig suddenly found himself putting all of his love and energy into his daughter's well-being, which he was happy to do.
    Now, she's five years old, and he never expected his daughter to be so interested in learning ballet.
    Then again, Craig never expected to be so interested in her ballet teacher.

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    High School is never easy, but in South Park it seems unbearable. Drama! Featuring such favorite pairings as Creek, Bunny, Style & Stendy & Candy (ooh drama), plus some fun sibling relationships like Ike & Karen and Shelly & Kevin, AND MANY MORE!

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    8/?
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    1
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    "Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest, and like a forest it's easy to lose your way." - Kill Bill, Quentin Tarantino, Uma Thurman

    The past, distant and near, haunt the heroes after they try to rebuild from Cthulhu's attempts to destroy them.

    There's enough context clues that you don't have to read the first one necessarily.

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    5/7
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    There's a new kid at South Park High. For some reason, Kyle can't help but feel drawn to him. For his part, Jack Grant, son of famous paleontologist Alan Grant, develops a close friendship with him and his odd group of quirky teens. However, after what was supposed to be a fun vacation to a groundbreaking new theme park turns into a nightmare, Kyle begins to feel something more. A new frontier has been opened. Welcome to Jurassic World...

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    High school on its own was already full of teenage drama and distress. Add an omega verse, and you have a classic South Park setting.

    Kenny throws his hat in the ring of love, putting himself in a situation greater than being high but worse than death. Can he have himself a time?

    Kyle faces a world of discrimination while still struggling under the weight of his own problems. Will he leave his woes behind?

    Craig is pulled back from his nice, boring life and into a world of unwanted drama that he thought he was done with. Would he see if he can’t unwind?

    To find out the answers, come on down and meet some friends of mine.

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    11/?
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    Tweek, Craig and Kenny have been going strong with their relationship throughout the years, now they are facing a new challenge: College. Being freshman in college, how do they explain that they are in a polyamorous relationship to everyone?
    And how does Kenny explain his on-going deaths to his boyfriends after they remember him dying?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    83
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    5
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    After his father steps down, Kyle becomes the owner of the Denver Mustangs football team. But that's not the only change, as Eric Cartman is also a new signing for the Mustangs. Kyle is sceptical about his new player, despite his impressive stats and undeniable charm. Can Kyle guide the team to victory, fulfil his legacy, and navigate his growing feelings for Eric?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    52
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    4
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    Wendy once again breaks up with Stan for Token, in his moment of desperation he goes back to the people who helped him get through it the first time, unaware that another has already joined their gothic ranks. After a while Wendy wants Stan back, but maybe now he feels he's better off without her? Im trying to make it a slow-burn

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    4/?
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    1
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    Mysterion sat perched upon the column, looking down at the city from the building like a gargoyle. Ancient, knowing, aware.
    “Kyle, we can’t keep doing this.” He always knew, he always somehow knew when Kyle arrived, even with his back turned to him.
    Kyle crossed his arms, not wanting the hero to know he had been surprised. “Why?”
    Mysterion turned around and stood up, a good head taller than the other. “It’s dangerous. You’re getting too attached to me, Ky. I’m a nobody, just the face of justice, a stand-in for the wrath against crime. And I lead a reckless life. What if I die, Kyle? What if I die?”
    Kyle didn’t say it, but they both knew his answer.
    “It would destroy you. And I can’t let that happen.”

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    Mitch is defeated and the gang is living normal....who knew he had two daughters wanting to know what the hell happened to their dad.

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    1/?
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    2
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    So this fic isn't entirely going to be crack, because I can't just leave Kyle hanging like that, but... I mean... it's a South Park fic. What did you expect.

    AND NATALYA, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, FUCK OFF. I DO THIS FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT, DON'T TAKE AWAY MY INCH OF PRIVACY PLEASE. PLEEEEEEASE DON'T READ IT. -Sincerely, your amazing girlfriend

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    4/?
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    1
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    Preacher by day and hunter by night, Craig's world soon becomes complicated when someone from his past returns for what he owes.

    WARNING: This story contains subject matter not suitable for the faint-hearted. Dark themes include: gore, child abuse, self harm, suicidal thoughts and tendencies, depression, substance abuse, and so on.
    Reader discretion is advised.

    *Will add more characters and pairings to the tags as they come along.

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    Chapters:
    10/120
    Comments:
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    Kyle has a secret to tell. 'He' is going to spill everything. Do you want to know?

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    5/?
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    1
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    11
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    2
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    There was Craig, the class coffee addicted, is paranoid of everything, and has the habit of twitching a lot.

    There's Tweek, the class asshole, is very logical, and has a habit of flipping people off.

    How these two fell in love, you'll see.

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    10,236
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    328
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    Tweek didn't exactly ask to be a superhero. He wasn't complaining though.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    251
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    A few students from South Park have been selected to enter an unknown academy in the woods of Denver. What could this academy want with the teens from a backwater town? They are about to find out.

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    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    27
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    59
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    NO PLANNED ROMANCE ATM! Kyle is broken. His parents take their problems out on him. His friends use him. No-one can help him. He has nothing. He can't fight back. Until, as part of a new program by Jurassic World, he finds hope. Hope in a killer dinosaur and its trainer. For the first time, he feels...a bit of happiness. But as time passes, and Owen discovers what is truly going on, Kyle will face the wrath of his former friends and parents. But having a protective Velociraptor on your side really evens the odds. A raptor that will never let them hurt him again.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    11
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    2
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    135
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    Every time he got back to his feet and thought everything would be okay, Stan would always get knocked right back down again. And when he was down, lower than low, all he would think about is what he let go.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    two broken boys. one curse. too many deaths

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    English
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    10,017
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    186

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