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    so yeah. pretty sure cartman is gay for kyle. kyle is a whiny bitch. kenny is poor lmao.

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    1/?
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    He kept doing chest compressions until he noticed the man twitch from under him. He let out a relieved sigh, the fact that the line was busy was so unlucky, thankfully he—

    He yelled out in pain, watching the elderly man’s pale face sinking his teeth right into his arm with surprising strength as he struggled to kick him off.

    “What the fuck, dude?!”

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    18/?
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    *Yo, first fic posted here! Sorry in advance for awkward formatting, difficulty in warnings & trigger warnings, and just for this hot mess in general.*

    Tweek Tweak is a mild-mannered young man. He practices sex in carefully considered moderation. He holds no ill will toward his fellow man. This is his gospel.

    ...But it's all thrown out the window when he is arrested. Arrested for his ongoing meth abuse. Specifically, arrested for murdering his own dealer.

    As his false identity is peeled away, he must find himself while under the anxiety-inducing protection of his rage-prone cellmate, Craig Tucker.

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    15/35
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    397
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    Summary: Twinkle doesn't think she looks and feels pretty about herself thanks to the ultimate mean girl, Erica Cartman. So, she develops an unhealthy eating disorder to make herself look and feel pretty. However, her girlfriend, Claire, says otherwise.

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    1/1
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    6
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    Kenny inserts himself into Craig's life and they do what any other hot blooded teens in a town as ass backwards South Park do: get high, vandalize shit, cuddle animals, fall in love, bury people they once cared for, and try to survive the senior prom fever. Craig has always told the stars about every significant event in his life, but how is he going to tell them that one of their own fell to Earth and found his way to him?

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    48
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    for the plot's sake, kyle is going to be a new kid from jersey.

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    5
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    1/?
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    10
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    Claire "Crenny" Broflovski is just your weird elementary school girl. She's Asian, has a monotone voice, a HUGE pervert; the list goes on!
    She also just so happens to be pretty intelligent for her age..
    Join her on a journey find who the hell her REAL parents are. Also bullshit shenanigans by her friends and family.

    This was my first fanfiction ever.

    Warnings:
    Gay ships
    Weird plot twists
    OOC characters
    Genderbend at some parts
    Sort of m-preg
    MY SOUTH PARK NEW KID
    Mental disorders
    Depression in later chapters
    CARTMAN
    Sorta of self insert?
    SOUTH PARK

    If you see any ship names, DON'T JUST ASSUME THAT SHIP WILL BE IN THIS.

    Disclaimer: South Park does not belong to me. It belongs to Matt & Trey.

    ALSO CRENNY WILL NOT BE A THING HERE!

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    13,390
    Chapters:
    22/34
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    505
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    Summary: A scorned Tweek quits the Freedom Pals and ditch his old superhero persona to get his vengeance on the Coon for not only the divide between two franchises, but for his broken relationship with Craig. Inspired by South Park's Fractured But Whole.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    2
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    It's been three years since their first kiss, and Kyle isn't sure how much longer he can keep hiding his feelings. He's not sure if he even wants to.

     

    9/19/2019: Completely revised and rewritten.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    Oneshots of Tweek Tweak for Tweek Week 2019. #TweekWeek2019

    Day 1: Relaxation
    Day 2: Talent
    Day 3: Scene Remake
    Day 4: Coffee/Baking
    Day 5: Hair
    Day 6: Ship/Friendship
    Day 7: Birthday

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    15
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    AU. Kyle/OC and Bebe/OC! Collab with several writers from Fanfiction.Net! Arriving in a "quiet" mountain town, three teens have to deal with more then just high school drama. Weird occurrences and strange events soon follow, and the teens and their new friends are caught in the middle. It will take all they have to survive this, and potentially, find something more... Don't like, don't read!

    Cowritten with LionKingIsAwesome, Liam Holman

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    The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half.
    Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class.

    Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.

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    Chapters:
    30/30
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    Paris Hilton is opening another store in a mall in some other podunk town in the American Northwest. She bought Butters ten years ago, and no one in South Park has seen him since... Until Kenny recognizes his face on some trashy tabloid at work. The only thing is no one really believes him. The girls don't recognize Butters, and who the hell even cares what Paris Hilton is up to anymore?

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    39
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    4
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    Tweek and Craig are sleeping in a tent in the middle of the woods when Tweek is awakened by a noise from outside.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    33
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    Cartman x Female Reader

    Wedding bells are ringing and it's a joyous day for everyone except Eric Cartman- the best man- and Y/N-the maid of honor- when these two frenemies are forced to share a bogus Best Man and Maid of Honor dance.

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    1/1
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    When Tweek and Craig are suddenly thrust into a "relationship" for the town's amusement, Tweek if forced to face the confusing thoughts and feelings he's been having towards his friend. But when it comes to everyone either obsessing or sulking over them, perhaps pretending to be together isn't such a bad thing after all?

    That is, until Tweek realizes that maybe he's not pretending so much anymore.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    551
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    When Clyde's dad and Cartman's mom announce their engagement, it drags Clyde and Eric's life into Hell. They don't really want to become a family, especially Eric, who is determined to stop this wedding. Meanwhile, Clyde is struggling with his feelings for his best friend who is already happily dating someone else.
    But things get worse when Eric's girlfriend, Heidi starts coming onto Clyde, determined to get him to sleep with her. Cartman vows to destroy Clyde and make his life misery. How will everything end?

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    29,311
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    121
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    195
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    In a world of angels and demons, Tweek is a nervous angel who is always worried the demons are going to attack. His life changes, though, when he meets an odd demon named Craig, who seems much different from the other demons. As the two grow closer, they find themselves feeling things they've never felt before.
    Meanwhile, Stan and Cartman often find themselves visiting Kyle, the only human who can see angels and demons. But it's only because they like hanging out with him. It's not because either of them have feelings for him!
    ...Right?

    Language:
    English
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    21,431
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    262
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    4049
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    “I don’t strike out. I didn’t strike out.” Craig defends himself, bristling under the words.
    “Care to make a bet?” Cartman responds smugly.

    Craig’s notorious for 1. Being a serial dater and 2. Always winning bets.

    Tweek has forgotten about his cigarette, what with all the eavesdropping he's doing. So, of course, when he goes to light it Cartman says, “I bet you can’t get Tweek to put out.” The cigarette falls. No freaking way.

    “No bet,” Craig says. He sounds bored. Tweek can almost hear him rolling his eyes.
    “I’m not cruel,” Cartman croons, “I’ll give you till prom to get into his skinny jeans.” Tweek stares down at his ratty grey skinny jeans.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    95
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    11
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    1082
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    As soon as I realized that I could say everything that went through my mind, freely, clearly and unimpeded, but, INSTEAD, with all the understanding of others ... Well, it didn't take me long to convince Mom to take me to a doctor.
    He assured me that I would be ... sympathized.
    I could have done absolutely the fuck i want.
    If it wasn't for you, damn Jew.

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    1,154
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
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