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    Five years had passed since Tweek was taken away to a mix of rehab, hospitals, and foster homes and a lot happens in five years. People change, ideals change, especially from a conservative town that was suddenly so supportive of the fabricated romance between two little boys. Craig was older now, still living in South Park, and realized that backwards people never change; they just pretend to.

    Tweek finally moves back at the beginning of junior year. What does that mean for Craig's new reality? What does that mean for both of them?

    (Title of the fic is inspired by the song Fate & Fairytales by Misplaced & SayWeCanFly. There are no real fairytales here but I'll try to give it some fluff)

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    10/?
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    The South Park parents send they’re kids to a summer camp for the summer, everything is great until it isn’t.

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    10/?
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    Kyman Week Day 1: Seven Minutes in Heaven
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    “Fuck you, asshole!” I grip a piece of paper in a fist, then throw it in Eric’s direction in an attempt to chuck it at him. The slip flutters into his lap, and when he picks it up and reads it, his face changes to his signature shit-eating grin.

    “Looks like you just might.”

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    When you wake up with Ben Affleck naked in your bed and a whore named Jennifer Lopez on your hand, there’s only one you can do. Commit a murder and evacuate the premises. But of course a certain redhead had to ruin everything with his stupid Jew magic.

    Kyman Week 2022 Day 1: Denial

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    6,960
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    (kenny/butters + background stan/kyle)

    i promise this is a joke

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    6,220
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    8
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    46
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    Adults in his life had always shrugged it off. Raccoons and foxes have always been natural enemies, they said. Him and Cartman were destined to their never-ending battle to one-up each other and you couldn’t fight fate. It was the only stereotype that Kyle allowed himself to give into.

     

    Or the Beastars AU nobody wanted and the story of how mortal enemies Cartman and Kyle get involved with the animal mafia and have to work together to save Butters before he ends up as an appetizer.

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    Chapters:
    5/8
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    7
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    53
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    3
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    487
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    "𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐈 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲."

    ➼ Kenny McCormick, South Park High's second biggest whore. The mysterious blue eyed blonde and orange parka wearing boy with a superhero alter ego named Mysterion.

    ➼ Y/n L/n, the optimistic, creative, and most laid back girl in the entire school. Lives in a wealthy household and always has that 'I don't give two shits about anything attitude'.

    ❥ What if Kenny McCormick the biggest whore with a heart of gold from South Park High wasn't the only one who has the gift of immortality in this little town located within the rocky mountains of Colorado?

    ˏˋ°•*⁀➷

    Don't like it? Then don't read it. It's as simple as that. I genuinely like Kenny as a character so I really wanted to write this.

    ˏˋ°•*⁀➷

    𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 - 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝟐𝟎𝐭𝐡, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐
    𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 - 𝐎𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠

    This was originally posted on Wattpad so you can go find this fanfic there as well.

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    3/?
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    15
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    Craig is used to a schedule. He goes through the motions, day in, day out, and nothing changes. But things turn on their head when Craig is pressured by his classmates to summon an imp. Now, he has to manage living with a creature from hell on top of whatever else South Park throws at him.

    second fic ^_^

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    21
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    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    628
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    Being the new kid in South Park comes with challenges that you definitely didn't sign up for. When chaos breaks out at Red Robin, it's up to you to clean up the messes and fix everything.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    6
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    46
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    3
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    Eric Cartman has changed a lot throughout the years, even if a lot of his peers don't see it. Everyone still sees him as a sociopath, matters are only worse when Cartman realizes that he has a crush on his childhood rival Kyle. Of course, he has no chance so he tries to shove his feelings down. But what happens when someone from out of South Park that doesn't know him from his past gives him a chance?

    Language:
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    8,118
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    480
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    When the world is big and scary and the adults are untrustworthy, the kids try to survive by protecting all that's worth fighting for.
    And when Kyle starts to get unwell, Stan, Kenny, and Eric have to learn just how hard they have to fight to keep each other. Be it eating disorders, gay panic, abuse, or their goddamn stalker, it seemed they had a lot fighting against them.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    63
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    193
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    26
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    What happens when a self-proclaimed apathetic commits a selfless act? He learns to feel and want and love and yearn.

    Two boys, both dealt unfortunate cards from the deck of life, reunite under coincidental circumstances and they begin to fall. Fall into the suffocating void of teen life. Fall into the embrace of conditional bliss. Fall into the hidden depths of their own desires.

    The boys will soon learn that falling in love and loving are two very different tasks.

    If they're both falling, who is left to catch them?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    680
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    Wendy decides to end off senior year with a bang by planning a class trip to Disney World! But with the unexpectedness of the people of South Park, who knows what wacky tomfuckery will unfold?

    Language:
    English
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    7,590
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
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    2
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    381
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    When a joke doesn't become a joke anymore. When a game becomes an addiction. When kissing causes curses. The threat of losing Kyle to another town, to another person, drives Cartman to, once again, act without thinking. A fake love letter and a UTI might just mean the literal end of the world.

    READ TAGS.

    Language:
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    186,021
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    10
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    In the town of South Park, there used to be no actual superheroes, just a bunch of loser kids roleplaying. However, this all changed when they had begun to develop superpowers, and formed the Freedom Pals group. A member of the group: Professor Chaos, mysteriously departs after a confrontation, taking another member nicknamed “the New Kid” with him.

    A year later, the two, now full supervillains, discover fusion: A state where two super powered people can join to become one body and mind, but what happens when the Freedom Pals also get their hands on this ability?

    (..And why is even Professor Chaos starting to get scared around New Kid?)

    Language:
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    35,397
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    3
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    33
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    7
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    WARNING: THIS FANFIC CONTAINS SENSITIVE TOPICS AND COURSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ ANYONE ■

    Kyle was on his last straw with Cartman this Fatass was making his bood boil over and he has had enough and it was only a matter of time till he explodes into Rage.

     

    This is a test run for this fanfic if you enjoy it leave a comment and I shall post more chapters, but since I do intend to have these chapter fairly long about 2,000+ words then it may take awhile thank you for your understanding ♡

     

    Kyle falls in love with Cartman first and if you don't like it then you can suck my nonexistent balls you Bastards, but anyways hope you enjoy ♡

    Instagram:
    The_Art_of_the_101
    And
    _A_total_bastard_101 (my southpark account I draw)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
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    96
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    Craig goes out of his way to avoid any confrontations with the weird situations the town of South Park seems to love to put its residents in, and is glad to stick to his normal life.

    But after sneaking out of his house in the middle of the night and encountering a strange and mysterious boy who resides inside the water of Stark's Pond, Craig finds himself breaking his normal routine just to be able to see him again, for reasons he cannot himself comprehend.

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    17,468
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    23
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    105
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1908
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    Tweek learns that he's been drinking poison all this time and decides to make a change to stop drinking his father's coffee and switch to organic.

    But change doesn't come cheap and in order for Tweek to support his new way of life, he was going to have to cook, barter, and deal with shady characters.

    In his search for change, he discovers his family's dark secrets and has to decide not what's just best for him, but for all of South Park.

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    English
    Words:
    67,052
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    1521
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    He kept doing chest compressions until he noticed the man twitch from under him. He let out a relieved sigh, the fact that the line was busy was so unlucky, thankfully he—

    He yelled out in pain, watching the elderly man’s pale face sinking his teeth right into his arm with surprising strength as he struggled to kick him off.

    “What the fuck, dude?!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    67,812
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    273
    Kudos:
    537
    Bookmarks:
    50
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    I than read in a soft whisper,

     

    Welcome to South Park, Colorado 2.4 miles away

     

     

    Enjoy your stay here in South Park also known as

    The Devil's Town.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,686
    Chapters:
    5/100
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    192

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