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    Alastor requires Angel Dust's attention, and Angel Dust is happy to oblige. But Alastor is not happy - well, he's satisfied yet distressed. If only the spider would make a deal to guarantee being by his side forever for conversation and cooking and whatever else friends do. Frustrated, he watches and waits until two demon friends try to push them together... and three demon foes try to break the Radio Demon apart. Through it all, Alastor and Angel struggle to understand exactly how they feel about each other.

    Love - of all kinds - is in bloom at the Hazbin Hotel, like a little bit of heaven coming to hell.

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    58/?
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    A little fic I wrote (as an apology for being slow.) based of a headcanon of mine : Lucifer can extend his tongue to catch little insects like spiders and eat them alive. Which never fail to impress Alastor.

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    1/1
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    5
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    Alastor and Angel are learning what it means to be parents while taking care of their twins, Esme and Amara. Despite all the care they put into them, Amara's health keeps failing and Alastor refuses to loose another one of his fawns. However, performing his father's ritual has changed Alastor, and that secret is the key to saving his own son's life.

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    53/?
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    126
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    251
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    25
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    Husk's life was just starting to become bearable, he was in Las Vegas with a job at the bar and some friends, but all of that suddenly fell down a well when he became a run-away man.
    Having to leave his hometown because he got reported caused him to end up in a whole new environment, trying to find a job, and attempting to lay low as much as possible.

    The man wasn't planning on making friends, his only plan was to survive his mess of a life, but how hard was it to focus on all of that when theirs a stupid Radio Host following you around?

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    1/1
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    A lot of hurt Alastor and loving hotel crews. No ships, no romance. Pure friendship it is.

    Extermination Day comes ahead of schedule and Alastor carries the wound throughout the ravage of war. As a natural dealmaker, he comes up with another foolhardy scenario. This cannibalistic psychopath is indeed the only soul that actually attempts a bargain with both an angel and the Royals of Hell.

    Chapters are updated regularly.

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    6/?
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    25
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    90
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    13
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    Heart has been exiled from her pack and has to find a new home. She eventually wonders into the land owned by a deer known as Lord Alastor. The Lord of the land has graciously let her stay unknown to either of them that there might be more then meets the eye. Heart has to face the troubles of being on her own and tries to make friends along the way. Trying to find out more about herself and that seems to only cause more trouble for Alastor. In the end...is it possible for a deer to love a wolf? Lets find out.
    Animal AU

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    121,814
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    24/24
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    35
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    105
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    11
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    Imagine everyone as high school teachers

    Who knows what's going to happen after school~

    *Smut will be added as well as tags*

    *Some chapters are a little fucked, they all got some demons after all ;)*

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    35/?
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    104
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    8
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    Husk arrives in New Orleans, Louisiana, looking for work. The Roaring Twenties hasn't been kind to him. Near broke, homeless, and tired of travelling the railways for a future, he picks up whatever job is thrown his way and accepts a chance proposal by a man from the radio. It's the biggest mistake of his life.

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    8/?
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    45
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    53
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    8
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    After getting out of a long-term relationship, Angel Dust finds himself having a hard time moving on while dealing with everything else happening around him and balancing his job on top of it. Unable to open up to the others at the hotel, Charlie decides to take his improvement into her own hands only to discover Angel seemingly possesses a lot of hidden talent he had neglected to mention.

    With everyone's attention on the spider, Alastor finds himself curious about Angel's predicament and haunted by the need to satiate that curiosity. Feeling like he is being left in the dark about the details, he decides to find out by himself what is going on around the hotel and with their star patron. He does not expect his curiosity to shift into something else entirely as he further investigates his so-called "entertainment".

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    1/?
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    Whaddup losers~

    Two shots rang through the air, then two thuds. My hands reach for my lover, and then I see it. A bullet hole lodged between his unseeing eyes. I do not want to live in a world where he is not. I'm surely bleeding out... My eyes feel heavy...

     

    Red. All I see is red when I open my eyes.

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    9/?
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    20
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    Angel Dust and Husk won't stop going on and on about how much fun intercourse is, and tease Alastor for never having the experience. So what's a Radio Demon got to do to prove his point that making love isn't all it's cracked up to be? Find someone to test the theory on, of course.

    Too bad he's got a limited number of suitable potential test subjects...

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    14
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    30
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    Ines Coeurdor is a uniquely good girl.
    However, when her father was supposed to tell her a secret on her sixteenth birthday, she gets murdered.
    Reborn in Hell as Indigo Caligo, an owl butterfly demon, she deals with panicked anxieties as she finds shelter in the Hazbin Hotel, where she meets demons acting as second family while she tries to understand why she's in Hell with no sin.
    In the meantime, her time in Hell thickens as she witnesses the forbidden romance of an Overlord and a whore, her unusual powers gaining her popularity, and the unwanted, competitive attention from three Overlords and the royal family of the Envy Ring.

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    27/?
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    28
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    Though to a series of misunderstandings, Charlie ends up giving a dog collar to non-other than the radio demon.
    Alastor, originally, misinterprets the situation. But once it got clarified, he decides that it will be the perfect moment to tease the dear princess.

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    9/?
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    15
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    Fire and brimstone...
    That's what one would expect to be met with upon death.

    You were an FBI agent residing in Virginia, not too far from Quantico, or rather your "college town," as your coworkers and piers so-lovingly referred it. The team had been called in late at night for an emergency conference regarding the eastern seaboard's newest headline: The Electrician. No, not like the burly guy named Dave that came to fix up your house's faulty wiring every couple months. The Electrician was a killer given such a title due to his rather peculiar habit of shocking his victims to death. Until now, the situation was being handled by local PD. Let's just say, after the rather...shocking behavior was noticed and the bodies began to tally, it was rushed to your team urgently.

    Which is why you were now seated at your desk in HQ listening to your unit chief, Agent Reyes, quickly explain that you were to all hop on a flight to Charleston, South Carolina in half an hour.

    Thirty minutes to gather your things and head out.

    Thirty minutes to clear your head before being on your way to set your foot into danger.

    You would soon find out that fire and stone is the least of your worries.

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    2/?
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    5
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    23
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    After Alastor's freakout, he's been locked in his room for days. Thinking enough is enough, Angel Dust finally steps in, using the excuse of delivering Alastor food to finally discuss about the incident. What he finds might surprise him, and he may find himself closer to Alastor thanks to Charlie's antics.

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    1/1
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    6
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    17
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    What can I say, more Valastor.

    This time there's romance!

    Starts off as acquaintances that leads to something more!

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    25,217
    Chapters:
    17/19
    Comments:
    76
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    100
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    10
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    In which Angel Dust hasn't die yet and summons the Radio Demon.

    Anthony's tired. Twenty four years and he hasn't break free from his father's thumb. Mafia gangs, the lonely hours, and the insuffrable time on earth as human needs to come to an end. ¿Why is it he has to go through all this alone? Interestingly enough, the question ceases as he happened to summon a certain demon when attending to the Annual Achievers Ball, held this year in nothing more and nothing less than New Orleans, the house of jazz and voodoo tricksters.

    Alastor sees nothing but another easy pickup soul to make a deal with, while Anthony freezes in deep realization he just played with unknown fire.

    Two years would be enough to reap what they sow, but would they be satisfied with the aftermath?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    28
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    After having a nightmare of his past, Alastor tries to blow off some steam, but even that simply reminds him of the memories.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    19
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    202
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    Despite their efforts to avoid it, when Alastor and Angel's breeding cycles sync up, they can't help but end up in bed together. There's not much doubt about the results, and although they both have their reservations, they agree to see it through together. But pregnancy is difficult at the best of times, and it's even harder in Hell with a man one hardly knows. The two deer already have plenty of issues to deal with between their respective relationship hangups; Alastor's family and Angel's boss all demanding a say might just overwhelm them.

    The question is whether they can eventually come together to deal with the consequences of their actions. That is: to care for a child neither of them planned for.

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    English
    Words:
    10,780
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    135
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    29
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    2382
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    Alastor swears that his relationship with Charlie is only "platonic".

    The signals shows the opposite.

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    1,668
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    38
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    2
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    457

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