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    A spur of the moment deal throws Vox and Alastor together in a plot to win the heart of the porn star Angel Dust. In the spirit of Cyrano de Bergerac Vox comes up with a plan to feed lines to Alastor so that the completely hopeless in romance Radio Demon can secure his beau.

    As Alastor and Angel's relationship grows, Vox becomes all too aware of the problems in his own and before too long he's stuck between love and a demon contract in a game of Overlords

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    When an angel offers him the chance a leap back to 1932, a time before he was irredeemable, Angel is more than eager to pursue redemption— to relive his life the right way. After all, reliving his old life with all the memories of his time in hell should be a breeze. He knows just what and who to avoid!

    However, will he end up making very different mistakes?

    Getting a train ticket on the Crescent Limited headed South to New Orleans seems like such a swell idea. Getting away from his mafia family and starting anew... all that jazz.

    He never expected to run into Alastor.

    Smut, madness, and fuckery ensues.

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    6/?
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    211
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    34
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    What it says on the tin, folks. (~v~)b

    All things considered, it's unlikely anything will have an actual ending. In the unlikely event anyone wants to take any of them and run, please do???

    Each chapter will be a different AU/roleplay. Very dialogue heavy.

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    14/?
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    3
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    6
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    1
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    458
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    (a complete and total revamp of my original story by the same name)

    a stripper in hell finds herself entangled with Hell's most feared and infamous when she saves the life of an overlord.

    (Hazbin Harem x Fem!Reader)

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    English
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    21,190
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    9/?
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    60
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    105
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1758
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    Vaggie doesn't like the attention Charile is getting from Alastor. Little does she know that SHE'S actually the one that interest him.

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    118,920
    Chapters:
    37/75
    Collections:
    1
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    488
    Kudos:
    761
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    26458
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    Alastor thought he had it all worked out.

    Yes, there had been a few hiccups in his ultimate plan and sure, not everything had turned out the way he had envisioned it… but those were just minor setbacks! Nothing serious! Nothing that could possibly get in the way of his darling Charlie’s certain ascension to Heaven!

    Right…?

    (Sequel to “The Library, or The Discovery of Heaven”)

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    245,557
    Chapters:
    42/50
    Comments:
    1297
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    574
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    22004
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    After Lady Luck (Husk) got fired by their pimp Valentino, they stumble upon one of the most powerful overlords. What's the worse that could happen?

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    3,138
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    223
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    Lucy was an average person with an interest in the occult, but she never thought this interest would sentence her to Hell when she kicked the bucket. Now while trying to figure out how to survive in this cesspool of drugs and assholes she catches the attention of the infamous Radio Demon himself. Will Lucy be able to survive Hell hassle free or will the deer charm his way into her heart.

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    31/?
    Comments:
    51
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    101
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
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    Welcome to KinkyBoots_69’s Sexy Time Blog!

    The infamous Angel Dust has decided to grace our glorious blogging platform with his presence, providing fascinating first-hand tales of his many... interesting sexual encounters as well as diary-like entries on what is currently happening in his eventful life. Oh, the life of a porn star is so interesting!

    Additionally, there appears to be some tension between himself and the infamous Radio Demon that may prove rather titillating. One might even say they’ll be toxically delicious.

    And yes, Angel Dust will respond to your comments on this blog should he have the time. Who knows, he might even find your insight and opinions helpful. Or perhaps he’ll ignore you and do whatever the fuck he wants anyway.

    Stay Tuned~

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    11/?
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    16
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    Husk, after being dismissed and ignored by Alastor the moment his contract ran out, suddenly finds himself working for the bastard once more. Fifty-ish years of service and friendship, then tossed to the side for FIVE YEARS until the asshole had USE for him again... and to think he used to... bah! Thinking hurts the feelings... better to do the best of the situation. There was a kitchen, right? Maybe a garden... and some socializing would do him good. Get him to think of something else than his thought-to-be best friend... asshole... Besides, maybe that spider is right in that he should consider something more stabile? God knows he can't be arsed waiting for Alastor anymore.
    Alastor who, in his full asexual and aspberger glory, only starts putting dusty pieces together at the introduction of a rival for his best friend's attention. And had it really been five years already...? Oh dear...

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    31,331
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    29
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    94
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    12
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    Alastor requires Angel Dust's attention, and Angel Dust is happy to oblige. But Alastor is not happy - well, he's satisfied yet distressed. If only the spider would make a deal to guarantee being by his side forever for conversation and cooking and whatever else friends do. Frustrated, he watches and waits until two demon friends try to push them together... and three demon foes try to break the Radio Demon apart. Through it all, Alastor and Angel struggle to understand exactly how they feel about each other.

    Love - of all kinds - is in bloom at the Hazbin Hotel, like a little bit of heaven coming to hell.

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    English
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    106,375
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    333
    Kudos:
    505
    Bookmarks:
    66
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    Alastor Morgan ist ein berühmter Radiomoderator im New Orleans der 20er Jahre.
    Gutaussehend, talentiert, intelligent und charmant.
    Doch hinter seinem stetigen Lächeln verbirgt sich eine finstere Seele, die Spaß dabei hat
    andere zu quälen und ihre Überreste für Voodoo zu nutzt. Sein Leben wird auf den Kopf gestellt als er der jungen Charlotte Magne
    begegnet, die ihn unverhofft mitten in sein schwarzes Herz trifft. Er beginnt Dinge zu fühlen, die
    er nie zuvor Empfand und zum ersten mal weiß er nicht wie er mit diesen Umgehen soll

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    17/21
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    3
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    Alastor and Angel are learning what it means to be parents while taking care of their twins, Esme and Amara. Despite all the care they put into them, Amara's health keeps failing and Alastor refuses to loose another one of his fawns. However, performing his father's ritual has changed Alastor, and that secret is the key to saving his own son's life.

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    74,989
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    38/?
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    144
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    13
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    what happens when yn a 18 year-old from 2020 falls through time and ends up in the 1920s and meets a certain radio host ? more tags will be added as i go

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    12,813
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    8/?
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    13
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    73
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    7
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    A mirror isn't just of one dimension but rather multiple in just one reflection. For even the deity of Hell themselves gave their sinners a chance of undoing to make something morally correct, taken out of defiance, and brooding.

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    Chapters:
    6/100
    Comments:
    2
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    12
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    1
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    It’s been months, and AngelDust had yet to have gotten Alastor into bed. No matter what he tries, it’s as if Alastor just doesn’t Have any interest in him. Angel has just reached a point where he’s giving up.

    Alastor has been in search of information to bring himself more power. He’s been following lead after lead for months. And now it seems that one little spider who is quite close by might hold the answers he’s been seeking...

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    48,702
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    16/?
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    Charlie didn't expect to find herself spending new years listening to Alastor poor his heart out about the circumstances of his birth and death, but she's not complaining

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    32
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    “Sapevo che eri un mostro, ho conosciuto mostri per tutta la mia vita. Se devo morire, almeno è stato per il mostro che ho scelto.” he gasped, sputtered really. Tears glistening eyes. Angel smiles so pure, before his climax takes the last of his consciousness.

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    16,216
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    5/?
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    25
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    68
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    12
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    “Perhaps, we could make a deal, you and I,” [Alastor] offered, the corners of his lips curling higher.

    “A deal?” Gwen asked hesitantly.

    Trapped in the bowels of hell, mortal, alone and afraid, what else was a girl supposed to do?

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    13,103
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    20
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    3
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    Alastor prided himself on his steadfast control. Control over his powers, his territories, his radio empire, his...nature.

    But then he met Angel Dust. Living a life of wild abandonment, he was lush and lusted over. Rare. Shackled. An omega.

    Instinct makes both demons curious. But long-buried emotions draw them ever closer. Urges make one weak and feelings are fallible, but maybe something good can come even in the bleakest depths of Hell.

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    English
    Words:
    3,332
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    999

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